/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>You will never be Mori’s little brother.
>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.
>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.
>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.
>You will never move to rural area to raise your child with Mori in peace.
Why are we even here? Just to suffer?

>>45682515
Yeah those were cute deadbeats

>>45683069
motherfucker i was about to do the same post

>>45683069
>>45683135
Has incestbeat been breeding?

>mori doesnt like family guy
yeah, because mori has a sophisticated sense of humor

>>45683175
Modern family guy does misanthropy and existentialism a billion times better than Rick and Morty. I will die in this hill.

Mori sucks
Ope rules

>>45683224
OH MY GOD PETER IT’S SANS UNDERTALE

I’m going to send Mori a music box that plays Your Cum Won’t Last

>>45683256
They've actually cut back on those a lot

>Bad boys
Why'd she have to say that in such a sex way

>>45683169
Yeah, mori

ok, which one of you made this >>45683432

Yosuke>Junpei>>>>Ryuji

>>45683678
bruh

>>45683678
Persona 4 is my favorite and even I know yosuke is the worst

>be jp fan
>think mori calliope sounds cool
>doesn't understand english
>still subscribes
based

Before you come any closer, JPbro, you must answer one question. Is our Mori kakkoi or kawaii?

>>45683925
No wonder she prefers japan

>>45683956
But we know her AND love her. Isn't that good too?

>>45683987
Well, yes. But we're taller, and that's no good.

>>45683033
Previous thread: >>45674713

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>>45684009

How are U.Sbeats doing?

>>45684140
A'iit. I took my adhd medication early, so I'm not really tired

>>45684140
Poor and unhealthy, mostly

>>45684140
Sleep schedule irrevocably ruined.

>>45684009
Being not asian doesnt help things either

>>45684140
I caught up on sleep yesterday. Guess we'll see how this week goes.

>>45684140
I'm just going to watch suisei's concert when I wake up

Akitect…

>>45684140
Working the shift at my company that supports our Korean branch has never felt so good. I'm off work now and awake!

Oh!

I'm a dingdong but I'm not at mori's door.

>>45684509
A pinpon!

Does the game volume sound low to anyone else?

>>45684860
She turned it down during the SC grind and forgot to turn it back up

>Bait I like that

>>45684976
MITSURU IS HERE

https://twitter.com/GunweebJimmy/status/1638473757735137280
https://twitter.com/GunweebJimmy/status/1638473757735137280
https://twitter.com/GunweebJimmy/status/1638473757735137280

SHE IS SO FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

She's so fucking cute bros...

>>45685131
Nice

those laughs took be back from teh edge off falling asleep

I almost always romance Mitsuru

>>45685403
Fingerbang the toaster, reject real women

Spot the deadbeat at IGN. This review is packed with Mori references, with at least 3 in the first 20 seconds alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7zKSBjnPao

I missed first hour or so because I was catching some sleep after waking up for Members. Did I miss anything interesting or was Mori simply extremely cute?

Mori should come live with me and see all the snow she could ever want

>>45685691
Wow

>>45685691
kek, doesn't look like anyone in the comments noticed, they are just hating on his voice.

>>45685787
I wish I had your strength, but I think I'd run out of snow fast.

I'm tired of the snow and cold. I wanna live somewhere warm.

>>45685691
The UnAlive reference is the most blatant

>>45685691
I remember Mori talking about wanting to try that game out when it was revealed last Nintendo Direct or whatever showcase it appeared on.
I assume they didn't get any perms for the game when the publishers are Gearbox of all people.

>>45685872
"New Underworld Order" was more blatant

>>45685691
Literally what the fuck, it's so blatant kek

>>45685837
It's a game about the tedium of endless existence. Should he would like he's hosting the today show lmao

>>45685691
Just like mori, people seem to dislike this guy for no good reason. Hang in there deadbeat.

>>45685872
And calling the enemies deadbeats

>>45685691
A fucking fembeat wrote this script. I don't know who's reading it...

>>45686086
Fembeats are too powerful

>>45686086
Fembeats are too powerful. How can they be stopped?

>>45686086
That's is the person reading it, they're probably trans

>>45686086
I thought that voice was male

>>45686064
Trans woman, so it must sting to get flak for her voice in particular. Cute review though.

>>45686190
So a womanbeat.

>>45686086
Another big dub for fembeats. They can't keep getting away with it.

>>45686190
Yeah I realized....ganbatte fembeat, the script was pretty funny.

>>45686260
Thanks for the correction. If you're reading this, sorry for the misgendering, deadbeat.

comments are fun at least

>>45685691
these comments are so negative lmao

>>45685691
>>45686086
https://twitter.com/TilFolkvang/status/1638322427246841856?cxt=HHwWgMDU-afkvrwtAAAA

>>45684140
Slept through Persona, I'll catch the VOD after Suisei's concert.

>>45686320
I love it when smug people completely misunderstand stuff. The dunning Kruger effect Isreal

>>45686357
Extremely gringe while also exceptionally based.

Watched through the members vod, why is she afraid of the Hoshiyomi?

>>45686397
this is whats known as "the mori zone"

>>45686357
You know what, based. Mori would appreciate it at least.

I love the part 6 minutes in when mori said "don't believe everything you read on the internet, deadbeats."

>>45686409
She just didn't wanna step on anyone's toes.

>>45686460
Is there a real basis for it? I don't know the hoshiyomi well.

>>45686357
Leana
>>45686477

>>45686486
the ones on here are very vocally anti mori, idk about outside of here. hope she's not mistaking /here/ for reality again

>>45686352
>>45686320
That's pretty common for big gaming publications like IGN since they hire a lot of people who barely play games.
So it's actually nice to see an actual review that goes on for as long as 8 minutes to talk about the game's mechanics and what sets it apart from other rogue-likes, while making fun references to your oshi.
Unfortunately, that stigma is still there. It's hard to pick out the good eggs in a rotten basket.

>>45686409
I think it was about not wanting to do something with Suisei that might be seen as unfavorable with her fans like drinking. She probably doesn't want to be seen as a "bad influence"

>>45686486
>>45686532
>>45686642
she's actually maturing as an idol/signed artist, she's realizing her image partly represents her company and her fanbases as well, and the same goes for other idols, so she's starting to treat it with more care and intentional direction

>>45686409
I guess it's because Sui is very serious about maintaining her image. To my knowledge she never drank alcohol on stream for example. Mori doesn't want to be the one to break it on accident.

I wonder if Mowi has actually spoken to Suzy lately. They've both been so busy.

>>45686808
Like how how smoking seems to not exist even though someone in holo probably does.

>>45686808
Suisei in particular seems very strict around that, she was one of the few that had her T-shirt not tied up at the fes for instance.
So it's likely that she probably drinks in private but she had been told by her to not talk about it.

>>45687041
Yeah, Mori seems pretty careful on what details she reveals about her meet ups with Suzy. Though recently that attitude seems to have extended to pretty much everyone except Kiara, Ina, and Ame

>>45687148
iirc even when she was in private with Mori she was drinking water/juice while Mori got wine

>>45687178
I know, I wasn't really being specific to alcohol. Mori's said they spent quite a bit of time together recording and they obviously dm occasionally, but Mori doesn't specify much.

>>45686889
Hearing she's still trying to make their karaoke happen and that she hung out with both Towa and Aqua at Fes I imagine that yes, she is. Neither of them talk about this stuff so we might learn half a year later they went for yakiniku again or something.
>>45687041
She is. I think she was the only person to do that or Aqua did it too. I find it very cute in a way And maybe she really doesn't drink, it's not exactly impossible.

Speaking of Suzy, her 3D Live is currently streaming right now for those that don't know about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbIIr3waYzI

>>45687402
this is the second split that'd know for sure about Suzy's live

>>45687351
I'd imagine Suzy is pretty paranoid about taking care of her voice after everything. I'm actually surprised at how carefree Mori is with hers. Then again, she seems to have strong genes in that department.

>>45687402
I plan on watching it later. I need a break after 7 hours of mori streams. .

>>45687402
Yeah, Moririn let us know
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1638491818408181761

>>45687461
slavs are pretty much the white version of "black don't crack"
they might look 20 years older than they are but are usually much sturdier than a person 10 years younger

>>45687537
But they're both Slavs...

>>45687592
fthe russkies that are close enough to Japan to crossbreed are more similar to chinks and mongols than slavs

Suzy really doesn't dance does she lol

this latest one is easily Suzy's best outfit

>>45687679
Are Mongols not hearty? You'd think they would be

>>45687461
From what I remember being said on stream, Mori actually takes care of hers. Keep in mind she never put any character voice beyond a slight pitch sometimes which was a huge strain for people like Sui and Marine in the past. She also never really overdid her studio recordings despite how many she does. Also seeing how she barely ever gets sick, she seemingly rolled really well on genetic lottery in this regard.
>>45687592
Deadbeat, look, you fooled someone not familiar with the "russian aristocracy" rrat. Shame on you.

>>45688245
I was once bamboozled by that rrat, now I am the bamboozler

>>45683033
>disney artstyle

Wait, Sui isn't actually half russian?

LMAO Mori and Suzy headbang the exact same way

sex

Seeing so many outside guests is pretty neat.

>>45688929
It's Bang Dream, this is fucking huge.

>>45688899
That was a really cool performance.
>>45688481
Nobody knows anything about Sui's RM, she managed to create a completely disconnected online persona. The entire russian thing is conjured from thin air. Might as well claim FBK is part-Russian cuz she knows a few words.

>>45688929
>>45688992
someone in global pointed out all the guests performed at Budokan, so most likely Suuzy is announcing it as the location of her 3rd live

>>45689066
That seemed to be what Mori thinks

fuck I went to sleep and didn't realize that Mori wasn't going to play P3 as well looks like I got a VOD to catch up on

NEEEEEIIIIIGGGGHEHEHE
Mount... I mount Mori...

https://youtu.be/Yc90WN8wDYc

>Ku Ru Ku ru Cruller
holy fucking kino

I'm enjoying the performance but really can't shake off the bitterness of Mori not being able to have something of this level because "the studio was already booked"

>>45689357
fuck off Phillip

>>45689411
meanwhile I can't shake off the excitement of what the fuck she might have cooking for the next year if she compared it to shit like this

>>45689411
I'm staying optimistic. We might end up with something even more kino. Weirdly enough, of all their 3D stuff that first scuffed smol myth 3D collab stands out as the most magical to me. Same with the scuffed ttrpg episode

>>45689411
She probably still could have had a proper 3D live, it's just a matter of how fucking far away from her birthday it would have been.

>>45689411
We might get something just as good. I trust Mori to deliver a good show. And Mori has her own big plans between next Sololive I wonder how far UMJ are willing to go if Deadbeats go crazy on BD sales, next album/EP and whatever is planned to happen next year.

>>45689411
Imagine if someone has booked this day in the studio before Suisei. Do you really think Cover would have told her "sorry, try again a different time"?

>>45689772
Honestly yeah, the side branch shit is actually starting to get to me. Normally I'd say "at least Cover isn't trying to price gouge us like UMG is" but with the shipping changes even that isn't true anymore.

>>45690095
Those shipping costs are insane. thank god the UM store exists, I wish Mori could sell her bday goods through it

>>45689772
You're probably right. Treating EN like a side branch, especially when they've spent this much time in japan, is pretty lame.

>>45689443
That horse will consummate Mori

>>45690313
Eh there are JPs who have been getting screwed with the studio too from what I understand.

>>45690516
I was thinking specifically about the birthday thing. I didn't think there were any equally egregious cases for JP. Even so, I dont really know a lot.

>>45690649
Aki...

>suisei loli model for 4/1

4/1 will have Cowboy Mori and Loli Suisei, kek

>>45690784
We were all wrong, the sheriff is actually going to rape loli Sui for April Fools....

Oh cute, she's doing something on 4/1 too.
>>45689772
Don't fucking bring Sui into this argument. She was neglected worse than Irys and worked herself to the bone to get to her current place.

>>45690747
Didnt she get in a car accident or something?

>>45690478
t.

>>45690928
Dude her bday live is still delayed right now. Mori is supposed to be in it.

>>45690478
Why are you like this?

>>45690516
It happened with Aqua last year, wasn't it?

Why are you dumb skeletons replying?

>>45690894
yeah, I understand some frustration with how Cover prioritized stuff (or where they played too safe), the Suisei we see now is a result of many fruitless years grinding as indie, many years of being neglected by INNK and then like 4 years of spectacular growth after becoming part of Hololive proper
the fact Mori is even on a marginally comparable level after TWO years is a mark of how much trust Cover already put into her

the best thing we can do is not yapping about made up injustices but pushing her harder and harder in any way that is available for us

>>45691003
I suppose that counts. I retract my criticism of cover.

>>45691099
because they need to know it over

>>45691103
Probably part of the conflict comes from the fact that Mori likes to do things live. If it was prerecorded there probably wouldn't be an issue. Or maybe she could do it on a later date. That being said, if she's doing it herself I really wonder how sovl it's going to be. Will cover staff at least be willing to help her in a different studio?

>>45691276
Okayu's live with external studio had some obvious quirks so it might be a bit more goofy than usual Cover live

https://twitter.com/CrManzana/status/1638515965192294402

Rrmenbdt to lovw hiuf Moro

>>45691675
kyut moro

>>45691675
Wuv de Mor

>>45691675
wher dis form?

>>45691675
Morp kyuti i wuvu

That's a really cool MV. Hope Mori will push for approach like this too, where resources are poured into one really high-quality MV instead of multiple okay ones, she said something similar earlier today I think?
>>45691103
I feel like EN get fucked over here and there too. But I'm not going to blame the one JP who works as hard as Mori for it. Besides that, EN got their own Live in LA this year so it's not all that bad I think only 3 had a live as a unit before and 5 are getting their own soon too?. And I fully believe in Mori and her plans. She's likely going to get a stage on the same level as Sui's 2nd sololive this year and be one of what, three members with 2 sololives? She will have an album that's very likely to be even more successful and polished than Sinderella. And we already know huge things are coming next year. My bet it's anime OP, anime production cycle starts with a delay about this big to my knowledge As far as ambitions go, that's very far from being screwed over.

Some of guys really need to seriously stop giving these idiots attention. They're literally driven to madness, thinking the thing is affecting her, when it speaks more to the creators. Like I said once, There's a Dragon Ball hentai ffs, complete with sound-a-like VAs.

And yes ignorant normies mock it as if its the real deal.

Please put things into perspective

>>45692120
We stopped taking that seriously 6 minutes into the stream.

>>45691675
mweep thew mowp?

>>45692473
Some fickle ones are still replying. But I guess that's the problem with gaining some newbeats because of the upswing, there were some who turn out to be frontrunners and those hate 'losing'

I think we need a doctor in here!

wake up dead beats
ci is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGanhYUsSbw

>>45692537
Mw

>>45693198
Me th mi

>>45693361
I think she likes all streams she watches

>>45693494
Yeah i think so too.

Mori versus Mori Elden Ring fight when?

So Deadbeats, is Mori /here/ so she knows all about her birthday surprise or is that cope and she's going to be surprised by the fan game?

>>45693698
dont worry anon, i will keep her out of this thread by posting my cock.

>>45693698
Even if she was here, I think she’s considerate enough to avoid looking at it as much as possible

>>45693570
soon nanora

>>45693698
She's /here/ and she's going to pretend to be surprised like a parent opening a gift from their child on Christmas morning. It will be cute.

>>45693698
I've wondered about this.

Can I have the timestamp of her talking about wakipai

>Good Morning America on in the breakroom
>a wild Adam Sandler appears
You may try to run, but Adam is inevitable

>>45694130
If she lands official recognition from him, I will kneel.

So, who's convincing her after the Shrek Marathon to take up KungFuPanda(KFP) next?

>>45693829
She's is going to use those very posts to fine tune her surprised reaction to be as convincing as possible.

Uwwwa

Moririn is…kind of bored isn’t she? She must have a lighter week for once.

Deadbeats, am I remembering wrong, or did snowshark-mama already draw a cowboy Mori in the past? If so, the new design will probably be strongly reminiscent of it.

>>45695203
Not that I know of. This outfit will probably look really cool though. Have to say it’ll be ruined if it doesn’t include a sheriff hat though

Interesting that she's got to be ready to (I assume) go to the studio at a moments notice for Aki's Birthday.

>>45695279
I hope she gets a gun. I'm jealous of Ame and the Obsydia girls getting guns while our Texan reaper didn't.

>>45695344
Aki doesn't push for her BD to be live so it's very likely prerecorded. And since Mori expected it to be live on the original date, I think it's safe to assume Mori part is done already.
>>45694130
Mori getting any sort of recognition or even worse, cameo in any form is a terrifying prospect.

>>45695344
I think she’s just keeping the illusion.

>>45695546
I hope if a cameo ever happens it's just an Ope hiding ominously in the background.

>>45695508
I’m curious at when Mori decided on getting the sheriff outfit. I could swear when Kiara got her 1 mil gift she said no one else asked for an outfit. Maybe Mori’s original gift wasn’t feasible?

>>45695754
Original gift was a nendo/figma

Mori probably changed it when hers got soft-announced

>>45695754
Mori wanted to use it for a nendo of herself

Rrat: They gave her all these outfits as an apology for having her stuck with the Kimono for so long

>>45696051
>>45696179
I thought the nendo was announced before Kiara revealed her outfit, but maybe not.

Maid ASMR pt 2 we're on our way, only 10k left. Stream it!
https://youtu.be/92tvv7PgKeI

WDSMBT

>>45696945
Yet another reason why japbeats are better. They don't engage with the idiots.

Be more like Saku, deadbeats

>>45697131
I'm stuck here now....

SHE'S HERE
SAKU-CHAN CUTE

>>45697131
Its the natural conclusion. Being affected by it means that you're giving them validation.

Let them continue to be ignorant, because people who dismiss her via something that is a natural occurrence in the internet are exactly that.

>>45697131
Saku is the most based deadbeat there’s no comparison.

>>45696451
Donezo. Got a Mori?

>>45697295
With the general having it's title in japanese this is probably one of the first threads she found. I don't even think this thread is that bad....

>>45697868
Yep, here you go!

>>45697877
If it's her first time she probably used the index, not the catalog.

I'm imagining Mori is listening to this sex ASMR with me.
https://youtu.be/x5UGzuGruUI

Moribus

The meme is pretty fucking stupid I will say. Not a deadbeat but idk hopefully for you guys this shit doesn't stick around and get worse. It reminds me of trying to talk about or post any thread on /v/ about tomb raider or Lara croft. I give it like a few more weeks at most

>No Mori stream for the next 22 hours

>>45698360
Use your imagination and Mori can stream whenever/whatever you want!

>>45698302
ok Philip

I'm sad they added 'Ca' to the Moribus hashtag not gonna lie

Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGMBYDuAN6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzC5B2V_ikk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwwAJfE6dZA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhpndQJkNk0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQILM9Ivbb0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edIbA1K2SWs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGX4Iep8eW8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Qcs_2zVhA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ7qdKU-KZA

>>45698911
Nice work compiling these but I have to choose the sleep option. Good night.

https://youtu.be/U9MzkqAlLAk?t=3214
NoIR sang Gravity (piano ver) today, neat.
This is probably more relevant to the actual irys thread, but I refuse to step in there. Honestly, maybe I should visit /vsinger/ more often.

https://twitter.com/Hieihirai/status/1638510881251241985

A non-cursed AI Voice Mori

>>45699484
Oh, cool
I think I recall them singing other EN songs in the past

>>45695344
Probably so she doesn't stream over it

Here's an idea: Why don't we follow >>45700299's lead and flood Youtube with countless other Mori-AI voices, doing mundane things? This nullifies the voice use into a common AI voice, and will make neutrals curious why Mori is even being used.

>>45700489
nypa

Here's an idea: ---------------------------****OPE HOLE OPE HOLE OPE HOLE****---------------------------

https://twitter.com/fuchi_1106/status/1638473091335753728

Non cursed Mori AI Voice

Censored the crop just in case
https://twitter.com/29nope_/status/1638534110959513602

>>45700489
Mori-AI screaming in pain as she gives birth to our child.

>>45700551
KEK, I read that as NYPD.

Anyways, guys. We need ideas to throw Mori for the next watchalong after the Shrek Business.

I say let's suggest How to Train your Dragon.

>>45700647
Oh that Ina. What a lovable dope! (Holy fuck I want to see the finished piece)

>>45700657
How about THE Western to go with what we assume is her new outfit. The Dollars trilogy

An actual western watchalong would be a ton of fun

>>45700647
this man doesn't miss

>>45700991
>also still cries at the end of Shrek movies

>>45700884
>Mori
>watching anything from the 60s
Don't get your hopes up.

>>45701126
Odd post. She loves retro shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92tvv7PgKeI
<4k

Hehe, Crawlliope Wormi...

She is going own the haters by making horse references in her cowboy stream

>>45701478

>>45701660
No...

>>45701204
Chu!

>>45701516
ok Phillip

Between HoloSpy, Planet Coaster, and Fauna’s karaoke, this has been a nice week for us Sapbeats. I wish we got to see more interactions between the two because Mori’s abrasiveness really throws Fauna off kilter, which is funny considering that Mori is usually much easier to fluster than Fauna is.

>>45702010
somehow Fauna is the only person Mori flexes her senpai power on

>>45702625
Life needs to know it's place in the presence of Death.

I was watching the latest Persona VOD and I think it's crazy what Mori said, that the LA concert wouldn't break even if they sold out and they need to rely on digital sales. Just how expensive are these concerts?

It would be absolutely heartbreaking if we fail to fulfill the quota for blu-ray sales and cancel the next "big thing" for her. I feel it would unironically deflate her and cause her to be less motivated. It's kind of a dick move by UMG to be honest. She is putting her trust and faith into us, and I am scared in the case we don't succeed.

>>45702865
Keep in mind that Mori tends to be a retard with numbers as well, anon

>>45701204
im pretty sure i hate this song but i literally cannot get it out of my head and ive watched the vid like 10-15 times

how does she do it

>>45703031
Don't do this pessimistbeat I don't want to order another bluray. Already trying to figure out how painful ordering her birthday merch is gonna be

>>45703031
Consider that everything they've done to this point has exceeded their expectations, I would hope they kept future ones realistic and attainable. Just encouraging her to hype it up so that the end payoff is even better.

>>45701161
She really doesn't.

>UMJ took her cat and said she can have it back once sales expectations are met

Deadbeats, barely legalbeat here, I wanna order the blu-ray and I wanna know if the package it comes in will reveal my power level. They won't open it, but my parents will probably find it first.

>>45698023
Nice.

>>45703292
Stuff from the UMJ store have Mori Calliope written on the shipping label, if they know, they'll know.

>>45703358
Okay but does it have big pink anime graphics or is it like just a cardboard box with the label? They don't know this stuff by name.

>>45703358
>parents see label
>"What is a Mori Calliope"
>search on Google
Oh no

>>45703439
It's just normal brown cardboard

>>45703439
Mine for SN was a cardboard box with the actual package inside so you should be good unless they made a major change for no reason

>>45703439
I always recieved my stuff in brown cardboard.

>>45703292
As someone who used to try to hide my interests from my parents (because I didn't want to be "weird") I looked even weirder because I would try to be very vague or dismissive. Just order it and if they ask, say it's a concert DVD.

>>45689772
>>45690095
I do find it strange that any girl of any branch doesn't have priority on her own birthday.

>>45703488
>>45703489
>>45703491
Aight, thanks Deadbeats.
>>45703511
wtf let me be weirdly embarrassed about my interests. You're probably right though.

>>45701204
Just 2k left, let's gooooo!

>>45695344
That's kafaybe. It's prerecorded.

>>45700489
Anon, just ignore AI voice stuff entirely. Someone will use it to impersonate some politician at some point and it will be made illegal to distribute without consent. Then everything will be taken down literally overnight and forgotten about in a week or 2 just like revenge porn when the wrong person had nudes leaked.

>>45703292
Well, my copies of SN and Sinderella arrived in plain cardboard boxes

>>45703031
Only reason I'm waiting right now is that $75 bucks is a crazy price and I don't trust UMJ to not do a super special edition the week before the pre order ends.

>>45703511
To go off of this, it's probably best to find a balance between telling small things about your interests and keeping other things to yourself. I was like this about vtubers in 2020 and kept hiding merch and ordering suspicious packages and whatnot. I later found myself at a point where my mom was crying because she thought I was hiding drugs or weapons and was planning to shoot up some place. I was so secretive about my stuff that it legitimately looked like dangerous activity to her.

>>45703553
This is a valid point. I think any BD should be reserved for the girl who has BD unless she explicitly declines using the studio for it that day. The biggest counterpoint here I can come up with is that this would lock out 1/7 days in the year which is a huge amount considering how badly the studio is booked. They really need to get the second studio, then this rule could be implemented I think.
>>45703031
This sounds like concerntroll but on the chance it's not, that's not how Mori talked about it. The concert itself is already bound to happen, that's not an "if". The only difference is how much resources they're committing. But knowing how dedicated Mori's fanbase is both in the west and in Japan, this should not be a problem as long as the goal is realistic and so far UMJ seem to underestimate and not overestimate. A hall to match Sui's second Sololive should be perfectly attainable. Oh and one more thing: the concert is not "the big thing". The big thing is separate and doesn't seem to have any conditions beyond NDA.

>>45703292
Just order it and say it's a concert DVD. If they ask for details, you can probably explain it as simply as "gorillaz but anime". It doesn't say too much but should also be easy enough for almost anyone in english-speaking part of the world.

I personally think Mori is one of the easiest members to talk about an interest in because she does have that "legitimate artist" credibility with her UMG status

>>45704355
Yeah Mori hasn’t talked about the Live happening being hinged on the Blu-Ray doing, she’s talked about it being “upgraded” if it does well (they were planning the next Live as soon as NUO was over). My bet is that the upgrade will be an AR concert Like Holofes. Simply a bigger venue would be pretty tame, but also likely.

>>45704704
Yeah, did people forget Mori mentioned very close after the first sololive that they were looking into a larger venue for the next? Mori probally meant if it sells enough she will be able to get things like a live band, fancier effects, higher profile producers, fancier merch, things like that.

>>45702865
>>45703073
She's not being unrealistic. Booking venues isn't cheap, and think about the logistics and resources they need to commit to get a proper set-up in a foreign country. I'd also trust the woman with years of stage experience over some rando.

How was the Purseowner stream ?

The job has been taking all of my time since holofes, most things I missed out on. But I heard Mori did a watchalong of fes with Moona and someone else? Was it streamed or done off-stream? And I heard EN girls went to disneyland or something? Can anyone give me a quick rundown?

>>45705150
If you thought bonebros was dead, Mori might have potentially ruined her relationship with Ame

>>45705150
Kiara got sopping wet while holding Mori.

>>45705150
Check Mori's and Kiara's past streams. Both should have time stamps about stories. The watch along though was a off stream thing with IRyS and Moona.

>>45705240
quaso

>>45705240
This post was deviously crafted

>>45705442
queso

>>45705397
Ah, thanks.

>>45705240
quaso

>>45705240
Italians and mexicans never got along anyway.

>>45703990
Same for me. The Sinderella with keyring thing really put me off.

>>45693361
Its all coming together

>>45705588
Are you saying rainforest is love between paisanos

Quaso

>>45705633
What would their collab group be called? Pink Princess?

>>45705687
Mori^2

>>45705687
Mori x Mori

>>45705767
Just like my fanfictions :)

>>45705687
Morei

>>45705687
HimeMori

I missed a few days, can someone explain Quaso to me. Ty

>>45705687
CalliLuna

>>45706129
The new ogey. Kiara did it first.

>>45706129
boomgeyquasoRyS

>>45701204
This has hit 1 million.

>>45706244
Now what, sex?

I am the millionth Deadbeat.

In a little over 8 days, Kawaikute Gomen has achieved 1 million views, or approximately 2.4 wavies

>>45706262
apparently another maid ASMR
honestly I wouldn't mind another prerecorded one

Just watched the new Suzy MV and loved it but she did look kind of goofy running so desperately in her new dress. Reminded me of Mori in WW

I think if Mori wasn't a music holo she would be a Koyori or Kaela endurance streamer. She streams so much when she has nothing to do.

>>45706473
If Mori wasn't a music holo she wouldn't be a holo.

>>45706343
>2.4 wavies
lmao this is the stupidist unit of measurement but i can't help but accept it

>>45706129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWhIPdBxFcA

>>45706548
That's not how hypotheticals work dumbass.

>>45706343
>>45701204
What was it with folks loving Kawaii Mori? The response was overwhelmingly positive, and people seem to clamoring for more despite it being as far from her usual vibe as possible?

>>45706740
people love the gap

Is he doxed yet?

Mori’s fat milkers cutting off your air supply!

>>45706797
what's even the point, it hit peak funny with name alone

She sounded so deflated when she talked about not being there for her cats, but I really don't think it's the studio work as much as the international travel. Cats like routine, so as long as she was there in the morning to feed and at night to play and feed, they would be fine. Bringing in another person and disappearing from the routine at days at a time is what makes them a bit aloof, doesn't give them a chance to imprint on you

>>45706797
Are you trying to make a crosspost about "doxxbeats" again?

>>45706823
I want her to kill me with these

>>45706948
I need more of that paizuri audio from mori

>>45706879
She straight up said it was because of studio work. being gone for 80% of the day almost every day for 2 months adds up to a lot more than being out of the country for 3 or 4 days occasionally.

>>45706629
I mean that it seems like the only reason she tried out streaming was because of the musical opportunities given to her through Hololive, so if she never got into Hololive I don't think she would have been any kind of streamer.

>>45706948
Korosu no koto ga tanoshi~

So, lets get down to the real meat of the situation here:
What are the odds that any of the girls Mori invites today are going to get a little handsy once the alcohol starts kicking in? I don't know much about the HoloX girls. All I know about Chloe is that she's a pervert, and she doesn't shower. From what I've heard Lui seems to be the most hinged of the group, but I could be wrong.
Give me your predictions, deadbeats.

>>45706797
I don't know or care what sort of sad existences Mori antis lead

>>45707611
Chloe will motorboat and rape Mori's titties and deadbeats will not be able to do anything about it

>>45707172
And yet she was there every night to feed and cuddle with them, it was something she looked forward to and made sure to do. When the cat-sitter is the one doing that every other week, they start seeing Mori as food provider A rather than their "Mom". They'll still like her, but they won't be the clingy and affectionate cats that she wanted

>>45707611
Lui is known to be a frisky drunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA5Vw5FsJFY

>>45707771
Please stop trying to be an armchair psychologist for cats

>>45707611
I've no idea how Choco and Mel act when drunk, but I remember both stories about Marine visiting Coco's place and how she acts on stream when she gets wasted and I think she might get a bit weird.

>>45707611
Lui gets handsy when drunk, but can handle her alcohol. Chloe is a light weight, but Mori says they don't plan on drinking tons, although I'm sure Mori won't stop them either. Lots of EOP who concernfagged over Mori's previous drinking may get a taste of how japanese really drink if they really get into it.

If Lui or Chloe do end up wanting to feel her up, do you think Mori would just let it happen?

I can't stress how proud I am of Towa for "intimidating" Mori into a tea date. It must have meant a lot to Mori to have a JP member not only be not intimidated by her like she's had worries about, but to be aggressive about wanting to hang out. This pic is cute but also funny to me because Mori actually towers over Towa in height

>>45708133
Yes

>>45708133

>>45708133
Off stream, yes if they ask. I think she'll try to stay on track during the actual collab

>>45707794
>>45708133
>>45708253
>Lui a known Takamori fan asks Mori is Kiara has done it yet (groped her)
>Mori panics

>>45708133
Well, she did once already.

>>45708349
Kiara is too much of a coward to go that far. She's at the level that she got off of touching Mori's hands during the Rubix cube collab

>>45708159
The big group performances at the start and end of each day at holofes really showed just how short most JP are.

>>45708482
Weren't the three tallest members before Gen 5 actually Choco, Suisei, and Aki?

>>45708133
Yes. Mori is all for having fun, and she wouldn't mind the girls getting a little frisky.

>>45708705
Coco has her absurd fake height

>>45708705 https://streamable.com/7zi1u1
...

>>45709017
Ina...

>>45709128
Yeah, based on 3D interactions I'd say she's probally around 5'9''.

>>45709017
And she had constant 3D tracking issues due to it right?

>>45709244
It's about proportions. You can keep your real life proportions and scale them differently. It will only matter when interacting with other real life people.

https://files.catbox.moe/x0wdsz.jpg

>>45710242
sekso

>>45710242
In the slight chance fembeats do exist here, let me ask: What does it feel like to have your titties sucked? I don't know how sensitive they are as an erotic zone.

>>45710520
not a fembeat but I got my nips kissed and sucked by my ex and it was pretty nice