/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah...

If the thread turns to shit again, you know why.

one day we will have a TimeRyS edition...

>>45615092
>>45615093
kek

Dear IRyS,

Plz stop being a keyboard dork. I can't afford that.

-Some random IRyStocrat.

my wife

>>45615093
achama stop shitposting

>>45615066
Based

>>45615093
You little...

Oyako!
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1638118011545739264
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1638136743340941312

>>45615276
>>45615060
I wasn't expecting that from Towa. They've caught the bug too I see.

>>45615276
THEY ARE

Soon!

>>45615107
I considered it the other day when I saw the Chama art but TimeRyS fags have gotten too uppity lately

>>45615276
s-sugoi..

>>45615324
>lately

>>45615324
it's over...

>>45615276
TowaRyS bros!

>>45570498
So IRySbros are you gonna tell your oshi that she has bad songs or not? You preached about her liking criticisms before why are you being a coward now? Are you afraid that your comment will just be deleted or ignored because you are not a paypig?

Remember the ionized hair dryer? What the fuck was that all about anyways?

>>45615093
HATE

>>45615506
random merch idea

>>45615500
Her songs are actually good. She killed her channel though because she gave up on streaming after 2.0
YouTube algo will not help the songs like that

>last reply 50 minutes ago
>please replied to my bait thread please

>>45615506
She actually has one. Jp is famous for those products

so is this the fauna asylum thread
schizos shit on every holo in this thread except fauna
i wonder why

>>45615651
NTA, but how is it any different from a standard hair dryer?

let me add
schizos shit on IRyS too except fauna
let that sink in

>Comparing youtube views
I'm pretty sure digital sales is more important than youtube views.

>Please I really need those gift cards

>>45615602
Gura barely streams but her songs still get views? you cant just pull the "muh she doesn't stream" here

>>45615651
But why?? Is she dumb...?

>>45615750
A-ANON??

>>45615707
Fauna is unoffensive to most people

>>45615782
Perhaps.

>>45615506
I bought the ionic toothbrush because of her and I can say it's nothing different from a regular toothbrush but with an led on it

>>45615750

why FauRyS? are they collabing soon?

>>45615747
Today is holiday in jp and she took the day off. She also had holofes boost and decided to skip it any ways.
What gura has is 4 million subs from covid era. She will never stop growing

What is a good IRyS approved 75%(?) keyboard?
I need dedicated F- and arrow keys is the main thing but TKL is too big.

My almost 10 year old Filco has 3 switches that don't respond properly sometimes and the plastic on the frame is rubbed down and smooth in a couple places where my palms touch it all the time so I want a replacement.

At least it's not ionic bracelets haha..

>>45615710
It is not. Jp people are very naive. They are famous for buying useless stuff

>>45615929
RE6 SOON

>>45615988
one day fauryschizo one day,,,

>>45615981
She has thyroid problems and uses ionic stuff.

Remember when she said she'll be going into the magnet machine and everyone was worried because of the metal screws in her shoulders? Good times...

>>45616049
That thyroid? me

>>45616136
Why don't you start working properly then you asshole

>>45616032
I really want to squish Cheeb's cheeks

>>45616142
yadaaa

>>45615957
Holofest should be able to boost her numbers especially with her songs but no nothing happend. Her songs are shit and you all know that. So go on and be a man and criticize her

IRyS replied to me on twitter nice...

>>45616321
Lucky you have a nice keyboard then.
She wouldn't be interested in my clacky blue switches even if I took a picture of them.
My keyboard also needs a clean but I really don't want to take all of the switches off to do it properly.

>>45616282
You're not longer anonymous, why don't you use @CloudwindsLoL as a name?? Seething to holoEN for 2 years, really pathetic

>>45616375
Same, I was about to take a picture but...the gamer gunk

>>45616375
i mean she replied to this piece of shit so you'd probably have a chance

Dude just go back to your schizo troll thread and argue with the other ESL glue sniffers about YouTube numbers. You just come off as incredibly pathetic posting in here to try and bait.

>"I know the GuyRyS badges won by a landslide, but I saw some of my paypigs in the comments saying they want to keep the old badges so I don't know what to do!"
Why even have a poll?

i just wrote everyone she replied, i am gonna find you >>45616321

>>45616421

>>45616483
i wish you the best of luck sir

>>45616421
This isn't even worth showing off. Also I really need to clean my desk mat.

>>45616467
60-40 isn't exactly landslide anon. Though 300 replies to 4.4k votes is definitely the prime example of loud minority

>>45616421
Unironically better than her piece of shit with half the buttons for 100 times the price

>>45616467
This is the reason why she is not growing she doesn't give a shit about new fans

I've got a Cherry ML4100. It's nothing special, but covered in gamer gunk. I wonder if IRyS would like my Razer Tartarus, though.

I don't have a keyboard, let alone a computer!

>>45616587
p-phone anon?

>>45616588
How much gunk?

You guys telling me she decided to stream after holofes, late at night, because she was going out with kanauru the next day? You guys did not sleep for that. Do you even have balls?

>>45616587
I will defeat you one day, Cheeb.

>>45616587
You ate them fatty

>>45616467
Paypigs really are the worst

>>45616702

>>45616755
Don't..

>>45616467
There was no point in having a poll in the first place since it was obvious most people would vote for the new badges.
I voted to keep the old one's because I don't care either way but the result was predictable.

>>45616668
Kind of a lot.

>>45616810
Dios mio...

>>45616810
SOVL

>>45616793
Why would we not want the new ones? GuyRyS is a representation of the fanbase.

>>45616810
Christ Almighty...

>>45616810

>>45616827
The black looking shit on the bottom right isn't gamer gunk, but the fake wood coating having worn off, if that bit in particular looks disgusting to you.

>>45616846
It's not a case of want or not want. I didn't care enough about it to vote one way or another hence voted for what I perceived as the losing option only for IRyS to later decide that she needs to think about it so it may be the winning option after all.
>I didn't comment though so that's not my fault

>>45616810
wtf man...

>>45616810

get an apex pro

>>45616810
jesas

>>45616810
kinda cute

why hasnt irys done a keyboard/desk review yet? afraid of showcasing cum stains maybe?

>>45617006
I use it mostly because a full sized KB, mouse and gaming pad all won't fit at the same time. I do like it, though. One of my longer lasting keyboards so far.

>>45617090
well it worked

>>45617140
Yes, very well. I used to have to kick my keyboard off at an angle if I wanted to do some gaming.

>>45615066
Does SexRyS still hate her SEXXXX skintone?
It was hot seeing the contrast with her and the others during the lineups.
It makes me sad that it might still make her dissatisfied.

>>45617319
she has a normal skintone

>>45618638
*clap clap*

No....

>>45618638

>>45618786
oh my god the cheeb virus is spreading!

>>45618638
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MMMAGVcELI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MMMAGVcELI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MMMAGVcELI

>>45619186
>Megaman
who asked

>>45619186
Welp. Guess I'm pulling an all nighter today.

>>45619218
Literally me

>>45619218
Me

>>45619218
I did

>>45619186
sufferkino let's goooo

>>45619186
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I like chatty IRyS

>>45620426
Me too. I don't even care what she's talking about

wheres our dedicated menstruation cycle schizo? shouldn't he be documenting irys's chattiness to better plot out when she's ovulating?

>>45620581
A week and a half left at least

>>45619186
>I sense suffering
Yeah, the final boss will do that.

>>45620626
do we attribute HipRyS to ovulation, menstruation friend?

irys is going to fuck claire redfield herself

futarys confirmed?????

>>45620802
Yes.

>>45620855
>>45620867
Another RE-Megaman arc inc

>>45621422
Not sure I'm ready for another horror game grind but Megaman should be fun at least

>>45619186
She will get filtered hard

https://twitter.com/ifphilo/status/1638184589121449990
Nice!

She's chatting a lot in prechat today.

>>45622145
>>45622259
>Getto LOVE

>>45622145
>>45622259
i kneel getto-san

>>45621488
RE4R is probably the last RE for IRyS(solo), 5/6 are for collabs and RE0/Revelations never so this is the of the line.

she's so cute..

>>45622793
She really is. I'm going to think about her while I sleep tonight

>>45622447
4 5 and 6 aren't horror games so I can't really count them.
Idk maybe she gets jumpscared by novistadors or regenerators but the entire 3 games are very tame.
Fauna us a scardey cat though so IRyS being the brave one might be very cute.
If they made Novistadors hairy un the remake she is FUCKED though so we'll see

>Cucked out of a day 2 watchalong
Damn...

just watched day 2, damn her 3d is too good. she's gonna explode thanks to this

>>45623184
We still have until april 19th to watch it

>>45623230
>she's gonna explode thanks to this

you know what else is gonna explode? my penis. with cum.

>>45623615
Heh hell yeah

FUCK I JUST FOUND OUT SHE'S IN PRECHAT. Anyone know what she’s said so far?

>>45623723
Hololyzer is your friend
https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/realtime/supana/-MMMAGVcELI.html

>>45623751
Thank you so much

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1638194653223866368

>more frequent posts in members, including a handful of random day updates
>openly saying she loves us every stream
>chatting with us in prechat
Jesus, she really is starting to love us more and more

>>45624542
>us
nah only me

If she ramps it up to Kiara levels I will genuinely go menhera

>>45624567
Incorrect, you meant solely myself.

>>45624542
>starting
She already loved (me) at maximum though :)

>>45624597
no she's not as desperate for validation as her

>>45624803
*yet

>>45624542

I badly need to masturbate...
I have not cum since before HoloFes.

The wifeRyS is nagging me to shave again...

>>45626643
Why deleted?

>>45626830
OH SHI- posting stuff IRyS herself posted to chat is clearly doxxing.

>>45626966
If they wanted to doxxx they should have posted the whole chat
http://0x0.st/H-nx.txt

For once I'm glad chat will be spamming hipRyS as the new meme
As long as we get more hips fanart

>TimeRyS art still coming out
It will take a while for hipRyS art to come out

>>45628866
The TimeRyS schizos don't get much. It'll be over quickly

>>45615060
To be frank, fampai-tachi, those keyboards look like shit. It's something straight from the 90s, only with fancy keycaps. Why would someone spend any amount of money on something like this is beyond me. It's so fucking dumb, and IRyS loves this to an autistic degree(that tweet describing exactly what she got, it's like Bateman describing his business card, holy shit!), so it checks out.

>>45629329
no shit it's dumb, these keyboards dont even have function keys

>>45617644
>she has a sextone
ftfy

RE4 Remake tomorrow?

irys is in her late 20s and she's still eating frozen pasta

>>45629978
It's Japanese frozen pasta though which means it's actually good

>>45629978
It's good :D

>>45630084
no frozen pasta is good

>>45630125
>:D
identify yourself

>>45629907
Considering the fact that it won't be out yet I'm gonna say no.

>>45630162
You just haven't tried japanese frozen pasta
t. IRyS

>>45630162
According to IRyS it is. It must be even better than the Italians. Like an orgasm in your mouth.
Japanese frozen pasta caterer's are Gods

>>45630279
the mere act of freezing pasta makes it bad

>>45630162
just make and freeze your own...

>>45630169
I hope she capitalizes on it and doesn't waste the hype.But I know EN manager will fuck it up and waste so much time getting the permission.

>>45630422
she was concerned about playing it because everyone else was playing it

>>45630459
she's afraid of getting mogged by everyone

>>45630459
what no she wasn't? she's been talking about playing it for months now

>>45630537
She doesn't give a shit about that and streams whatever she wants

>>45629907
Megaman Zero part 2

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

>>45630422
Everyone will be playing RE4R. Including me. I know Mori already put it in her schedule right at release date - 24th. Like, bitch, let me finish it first, no spoilers!

>>45630606
You think so? or she just afraid that her viewers will choose other chuubas. She barely get subs despite the constant advertisement. Now she is just pandering too hard to her paypigs just to get more superchat. You still think she doesn't care?

>>45630823
>Watching Mori

oh I see it's just the usual faggot

>>45630857
quaso

>>45630823
The game is like 18 years old, I don't think you need to worry about spoilers.

>>45630857
That doesn't even make sense. Her viewers are not viewers if they're watching someone else.
Please, for the love of God learn English

I do really need a new keyboard, thinking about the jRyS 80 right now

>>45630890
He never left

>>45630926
Yeah, and I finished it at least 10 times. Remake is changing things - removing some areas, adding others, reimagining things on ever part of the game. That's what I don't want to be spoiled.

They're calling it RE4R? Like Rear? Like IRyS' soft rear in my face for hours at a time

Huh? I thought streaming during release will net a streamer more viewers because core audience will watch her anyway while getting those new viewers.

>>45631059
Not:
>Ree for Ree

>>45631034
Then go complain at Mori playing RE4 on day 1 in her split then. I don't know what you're trying to preach here

>>45631059

>>45631096
Not for IRyS. She has a weaker brand compared to everyone in hololive. Bae can easily pass her at this point

They're adding Carlos to RE4R

>>45631096
Yes, but Mr faggot over here seems to think her viewers will watch somebody else instead.
IRyS is somebody that really appreciates loyalty. If you're going to watch somebody else then you were never her viewer in the first place

Does anyone have a list of IRyS' keyboards?
I'm pretty curious

>>45631211
Her Keyboard builds and loadouts are on her Icyveins page under the Nephilim class guides

>>45631202
>IRyS is somebody that really appreciates loyalty
thats funny for someone with an NTR fetish

Oh nyo the numbers

>>45631202
IRyS appreciates loyalty but she will never be loyal to you if you don't pay her big enough money

>>45631272
kek

>>45631177
>Bae can easily pass her at this point

>>45631312
She gets off on the thought of her cheating on (You), not the other way around anon.

>>45631428
H-hot!

>>45631312
I do my best. I'm not absurdly rich like some people though and I need to keep some money back for any potential things that might crop up since I am a fiscally responsible person.

>>45631119
Nothing? Just saying. I love IRyS as much as the next guy(more, actually) and that anon was talking about IRyS playing RE4R on release, I was just staying on topic.
You do know how normal people hold conversations, right?

I've never donated anything to any vtuber

>>45631559
Then IRyS will ever consider your existence

>>45631613
If I have to pay to get a woman to talk to me I'm not gonna bother

>>45631420
Screenshot this in 6 months Bae will be 1 million while IRyS will forever be stuck at 900k

>>45631741
She won't because I'll unsubscribe from Bae's channel. She'll be on 999,999 then

>>45631635
Me on the left

>>45631857
fembotRyStocrat...

>>45629329
If you're gonna go that far back in time you may as well grab something with 10 F keys and the kind of heft that means you can beat your kids with it if you so desire.

I kinda want to get a Mode Sonnet now...
I have an old grimy Ducky where all the keycap legends are rubbed down and the plastic body is all shiny and gross

>>45632135
1960's pentagon employee offices called, they want their keyboard back

>>45629329
>SVUL
>>45632135
>SOULLESS

>>45632357
>>SOULLESS
just like your oshi's songs

kek I think you offended him

>>45632464
Why aren't you going to tell her that? She appreciates criticism!

>>45632511
Over a keyboard of all things.
I'm sorry Mr. IBM business man. I didn't mean it.

>>45632562
correction: she only appreciates paid criticism!

>>45632511
heh wonder how offended IRyS would be if you called her new keyboard soulless

>>45632829
She will only be offended if you paid her enough or she wont even bother to care for you

>His new angle is about money
He can pull anything out of his ass huh

>>45633707
he used this angle after the sweater contest too

IRyS-san don't look...

Why was she talking about pasta so much?

What is IRyS' favorite keyboard?

>>45634189
Because she loves pasta
Actually she's still happy she got to eat pasta with Kronii

>>45632294
That's be a typewriter, you Mrs. Zoomer mczoomerton the 3rd faggot esq.

>>45634097
What exactly am I looking at here? It's clearly some kind of keypad/board but looks completely useless

>>45634318
It's a freely customizable ergo pad you can shift the letters around to perfectly fit your hands for the most healthy typing experience in china

>>45634318
One half of a modular split keyboard. The other half with the other keys would be on a mirrored platform they didn't show.

>>45634361
Ah, so there's another one then (for the other hand)?

>>45634097
i'd get something like this if i was a keyboard autist

>>45634428
Yeah. This is supposed to be a cheap way to get a custom fit modular keyboard for everyone, but honestly it's just a meme.
Proper ergo keyboards are curved to better accentuate the normal shape of your hand, which you can't really do with a system like that.

>>45634470
I think it'd be too weird. I'd probably give up immediately and go back to a conventional keyboard

Anybody have the link from the redone Here comes hope performance where it doesn't freeze at the beginning?

>>45634561
i just like the idea of adjustable key positions if i was gonna burn money on keyboards

>>45624542
shes talking to me though

i need to make more money and hit the gym so when i meet irys she wont be disappointed in me

>>45635545
You will never have more money than her. Gym is a good idea though

>>45635545
you are supposed to look like a homo twink with white hair and red eyes, a lanky guy with a smooth mustache that only wears green or just have a deep smooth voice

>>45635670
>a lanky guy with a smooth mustache that only wears green or just have a deep smooth voice
t. me

speaking of white hair
who would IRyS like more, Dante or Vergil?

>>45635716
im too autistic to talk smoothly...

>>45635788
Are there any loli's in dmc?

>>45635814
Patty from the anime.

>>45635943
Then that one

>>45635787
I'm autistic enough to think I'm a smooth talker even if that's not actually true.
I got rave reviews from the last person that heard me speak:
>"You sound just like your brother but more nerdy"

>>45635716
Luigi?

>>45635982
i cant even look the 6/10 indian girl at work in the eyes because im attracted to her
she probably thinks i hate her

>>45636226

>>45636310
i didnt even think i was legit autistic until a month ago when i did the autism test online and got just over the threshold

it explains my entire life desu but i dont want to be autistic
i dont feel autistic

>>45636410
You don't feel autistic you just be it. I fucking hate it sometimes.

When did she eat pasta with calli? They asked if she weighted it. Wtf?

>>45636410
>but i dont want to be autistic
>i dont feel autistic
Welcome to the club, pal.

>>45636226
Jesus christ, my man, have some self-respect...

>>45636226
Go get that girl bro, you can do it...

>>45636772
o-okay

HIRyS!

>>45636832
cute...

>>45636918
Cute

>>45636918
airisu! The covah appu has brokren!!

>>45636989
This anon is a kronie

>>45636918
AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>45636918
S-sauce?

>>45636226
You can do it anon! Believe in us who believe in you. Ask her out

>>45636410
>This is not an official diagnosis, however, you have a strong likelihood of autism.
Y-yeah...

>>45636226
girls find that cute in my experience

>>45637440
How much experience do you have?

>>45637501
Hello

Mori invited irys, mooma and kanauru to eat pasta and watch day 2 lol
I am so sorry for you cucks. Now I understand his tweet better. He got to hang around with them

>>45637496
enough at least for girls to call me cute growing up and throughout college...

>>45637710
Don't let that go. There is hope for you yet. Me and my wifeRyS will be cheering you on

>>45637758
but i don't like being called cute...

>>45637835
weaponize it

>>45636918
>no adams apple

how am i supposed to be attracted to something with no cock?

>>45637907
Die

>>45637907
Go back to clock general, gaylord.

>>45637847
done that before. they go menhera and think i'll cheat on them

>>45637971
Dino crisis 2 soon

>>45637440
unfortunately not this one
she rolls her eyes every time she sees me

>>45615324
You'll never lure the FemRyStocrats here from /inf/ with that mentality.

>>45639551
Crazy idea. What if I went to /∞/?

>>45639551
she already got groomed by them, she made everyone straight there

>>45639693
They still have some fags there

>>45639677
Fate worse than death.

What does IRyS taste like?

>>45640030
Cola gummies

>>45640030
Sex n stuff

>>45640030
dumb

>>45640030
Lick your inner arm where the blood vessels are and you know

>>45640030
Like meat, probably. Juicy...

>>45634703
https://files.catbox.moe/digcnf.webm

>>45640270
You're about the cross the line. This is sensual licking only not cannibalism

>>45640030

>>45640337
Thanks bro

>>45640030
pasta

Early morning voice IRyS soon...

>>45640487

>>45640270

I hope IRyS isn't delaying her stream because of WBC finals if they run late..

>>45641319
She is NOT for eating

>>45641403

>>45641476
Let's do another watchalong space

>>45641585
We aint had nothing but maggoty Chibironii's for three stinkin days!

>>45641476
She's not even a sports fan.

>>45641825
She is when it involves sweaty men

>>45641825
>he doesn't watch the BL league with IRyS

>>45641825
Yeah, but this is Japan's national sport and quite literally everyone will be talking about it no matter the outcome.
Today is basically a national holiday because of it, a ton of offices are closed and so on.

>>45641853
Imagine people sweating in baseball. 45% of the game is standing still, 45% is sitting down, and 10% is moving a little bit.

>>45641825
She's a baseball anime fan, that's good enough

>>45641853
Baseball is like the least sweaty professional sport in existence.
Until they outlawed it a few years ago the majority of the players were just sitting around smoking for 90% of the game.

Bloodbowl 2 stream when?

>>45641743
That was a fun space. IRyS fits the “GF who constantly asks you wants going on” dynamic. I also remember the unconscious rubbing too

>>45642190
>football
too on the nose for her. you know... with the whole men tackling and ramming into each other

>>45642298
No...

https://twitter.com/paulozadias/status/1638220401590280198
It continues…

>>45642455
@Mumei

>>45642455
I'm gonna turn this thing white.

>>45642455
so cheeky..

>>45642504
https://twitter.com/paulozadias/status/1638246619421241356?s=46&t=UIVGc-srl5qTSzAoT1ACaA
You can try

What does IRyS say during sex? Keep in mind she doesn't swear.

>>45642455
>>45642557
>actually @'d her
Will she masturbate to this?

>>45642591
Anon, I’m pretty sure that’s when she drops the filter and swears

>>45642298
No...

>>45642455
>>45642557
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS FAR TOO EROTIC

>>45642557
this just makes me want to fuck hipRyS doggystle even more

>>45642651
>>45642591
Swearing isn't sexy at all.
She'd probably try to do dirty talk but it'd come out in the most dorky way imaginable and she'd be embarrassed blushing harder and harder as it went on

>>45642455
>>45642557

>>45642591
You know her secret endings just before she closes her streams. Yea, that stuff.

has she ever played a mega man game before streaming? its cool to see them discover new series they like

>>45642775
>Swearing isn't sexy at all
Generally yeah but think of the context… with IRyS

>>45642995

>>45643025
Even in context.
If you shared an intimate horny moment with IRyS and she suddenly started going "Yeah shove your fucking cock into my tight little fuckhole" it'd take me right out of it. It's just not attractive. It's cheap and vulgar.

>>45643107
She only knows dirty talk from hentai, so this is what she thinks is normal.

>>45643107
>shove your fudging cock into my tight little fudgehole!

>>45643107
You just know she would absolutely start quoting random hentai lines she has in the back of her mind without even realizing it.

>>45643207
Well that gives it a different meaning...

Everyone knows she's a virgin though; no sex until marriage and she's not married.

>JWU
>Slept on my side again
My shoulders....

>>45643271
>put your ponoRyS into my vagooRyS and j-j-jam it in!

>>45643192
>ywn rp fela pure with IRyS

>>45642591
most likely something along these lines
>>45643271
>>45643192
probably this, she would start reflexively moaning all the degenerate shit she’s picked up from doujin, and obviously you’d have to maintain the mood by using doujin cooker dialogue yourself

>>45643384
You lost me.

>>45643641
coomer* not cooker

another ERPing with the boys thread
keep it up

>>45642995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GClYE-445nQ

>>45643691
>he doesn't know jam it in
This is probably one of those old memes that IRyS remembers.

>>45643714
i saw it in /uuu/ and thought there'd be some funny responses here didn't mean to make the boys here ERP with each other.

>>45643769
Anonchama, please delete your post before you die from embarrassment.

>>45643913
No..

>>45643714
blame vapoRyS

>>45644201
I don't see the appeal.

Honestly, i'm a glaceon kinda guy.

>>45643207
Oh yeah, fudge the shitake out of me!

>>45623751
BookRyS...
>IWN sit under a tree with IRyS reading English Literature

>>45645125
I can literally hear her saying this

>>45645177
>IRyS
>reading

>>45645268
>in an age without save assist

>>45645201
>ywn make IRyS moan in remarkably seiso ecstasy