/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Kids get numbers, we've known this all along

>>45578389
Imagine gong to your first ever con and hundreds of degenerates lewd you cos youre 7 and dressed up as a loli

>>45578389
I wonder if there's an actual lol* porn where they dress her as Gura

disgraceful that the number of people who have jacked off to this kid is likely triple digits

>>45578514
Who?

>>45578389
>>45578711
out of 10

Uhhh... Out of 10?

>>45579858
More subs then gura who

>>45579858
You don't want to know. She isn't even a streamer.

>>45578711
>Implying this kid is watching an en vtuber and understanding her
The mom is 100% behind this

>>45580408
Gura's songs are japanese and she speaks Japanese in her jp collabs. Besides, you don't really need a lot to cosplay a character, but just like the design. Hello Kitty is one of the most profitable characters in history and it's literally just two dots for eyes, no mouth and no emotions. It's just cute and that's why girls like it. Gura is just cute and has a great design, that's why she's so cosplay-able. (Also most gaijins don't understand jap chubas either)

>>45579400
No one does that.

>>45580408
Hot, oyakodon is always good.

>>45578989
….a-actual??!

People are just ironic no one is finding her erotic

>>45582089
lol
lmao even

Oh hell nah wtf is this?
I thought jap pedo joke was just an exaggeration why are ger parent letting her do this?
Why are they interviewing her too go find a small adult cosplayer im sure they where plenty of them.

>>45580408
Anon, I bet most of EOPs (or for that matter, ESLs) who watch JP streams don't understand Japanese either. Cuteness transcends language barrier

>>45582089
HAHAHAHAHA

>>45582239
I'm just curious, what's wrong with cosplaying as Gura and attending HoloFes? And what's wrong with interviewing her?

>>45582089
Nigga have you seen the chumpedos post pictures of Gura wearing braces?

>>45582239
retard

>>45582089
You're talking about gura, right?
right?

>>45582239
>I thought jap pedo joke was just an exaggeration
dis nigga's the newest of faggots

>>45582398
Maybe its my warped mind but Gura is popular in the loli fanbase in general and she doesnt mind lewd image of herself and like loli herself.
So as a parent I wouldnt let my child cosplay Gura.
But now that I think about it maybe the mainstream doesnt see her that way

>>45578389

>>45579858
Some literal youtube kids viewbait channel who jumped in with a vtuber model late and now retards shitpost (poorly) with her.

>>45578389
It's adorable you fucks, perfectly normal for a parent to cosplay their kid in Japan.

>>45582239
Parents were taking their kids to Disneyworld on Gay Day going back to at least the 90s. Bonus : google Folsom Street Festival.
Moral of the story is pick the beam out of your own eye before you pluck at the mote in others'.

>>45578389
That's.....actually a child.

>>45579858
>w-wh-who?

>>45582239
>This girl is cosplaying this cartoon shark she likes and she's getting interviewed, this is the vilest pedo shit I've ever seen
Are you sure you're not a pedophile yourself since you automatically assume people's default reaction to a child in a costume which consists of a fucking hoodie is somehow sexualizing them?
Do you fucking lose your mind on halloween?

>>45585271
You can't reason with actual pedos like that guy.
Reminder that the ones that complain about loli shit in anime are the ones doing actual pedophilia in the real world, many such cases.

>>45582239
>be twittard tourist
>see a child
>bring up pedophilia unprovoked
Every time

>>45578989
I'd rather get Little old lady cosplay porn of Gura, Shion, or La+

>>45579858
CookieSwirlC is a 40+ y/o kids content creator that decided to get a vtuber model, she was popular for barbie doll roleplay videos and responsible for teaching kids and parents about scalping during the LOL Surprise and Shopkins blind bag toy craze.

During covid she gradually moved away from kids toys videos to Roblox and other video games, and that's when she got a vtuber model.

Mattel actually did an official collab with her pre-debut, here's her roommate as a Barbie. Cookie is probably the most seiso EN vtuber there could possibly be.

>>45588527
Sounds like my new oshi
Cheers

>>45588527
Streamer with a model as a gimmick. Not vtuber.

>>45590657
As opposed to Gura, who doesn't stream but still has a model as a gimmick.

>>45588527
>40+ y/o kids content creator
She's 26 bruv

>>45590657
the chumbud cries out in pain as he strikes you

>>45590657
She's very much a vtuber though? Does her videos around her online persona.

>>45590657
She's more of a vtuber than Kson but you guys still spam her all over this board.

>>45590776
She is absolutely not younger than me lmao

>>45590714
>>45590784
Still not a VTuber and never will be.

Pewdiepie also has a model so I might aswell compare your literal-who with his numbers.

>>45582454
no, show me

>>45578389
Crazy how all the lolicon coping about not being "real pedos" suddenly goes out the window when a real child shows up in a costume

>>45591510
If there was true anonymity no one would deny it. It's just that the feds are looking

>>45582239
Anon you are retarded, overthinking things but also culturally ignorant to the fact that most societies put young girls on a sexualized pedestal, they just demand society keep it in their pants until marriage

>>45591510
blame revsaysdesu and hero hei for being the champions of the loli = body type shit despite not being loli chads themselves
I wish westerners would just shut the fuck up in general about foreign cultural norms, just like I don't want arabs bitching that we allow women to walk around half naked outside

>>45590657
>>45591149
>"streamer"
>only uploads edited videos
>never goes live

>"not a vtuber"
>Cookie Swirl is separate persona from her roommate
>had a debut
>calls her fans cookie fans/cookies
>has the cookie emoji as her vtuber mark
>has stronger kayfabe than the vast majority of EN vtubers
>engages in seiso parasocial interactions with the viewers of all ages

She absolutely is a vtuber, just not a v-singer/idol. Idolfriends need to realize tubing =/= idoling, and that's all that "vtuber" means.

>>45591895
>tubing =/= idoling
If you aren't an idol you are nothing, not that anon but i do like cookie, she definitely deserves more recognition, the issue is she makes content for 3 year olds with attention issues

>>45585065
I literally don't know who this is

>>45591149
People like pewdiepie and pokimane are e-celebs who did vtubing once or a couple times as a gimmick but are otherwise just 3DPD e-celebs the rest of the time, Cookie continues to only use her model, even with toy and candy videos.
Also, she played the wizard game hohee.

>>45591895
Is she a good vtuber for mommy content?

>>45591895
>>45592362
Cookieswirl is great and we need more vtubers like her so children all grow up liking vtubers.

>>45582239
>Oh hell nah wtf is this?
Why do you speak like a retard?
>I thought jap pedo joke
It's just a kid dressing up like their favorite cartoon character, it's not even lewd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deVlcKhNLLk

>>45592362
>If you aren't an idol you are nothing
>nearly 20M
>"nothing"
There is no issue, her content is good and wholesome. Obviously she's strictly EN rather than trying to have international multilingual appeal like other big names.

It's also ironic that despite her past brand deals, she's a lot less of a sellout than holo and niji combined now.

>>45592559
Not really mommy, but she has a nice voice and good energy.

>>45592559
Yes, tons of viewers beg for her to be their mommy!

>>45592963
>If you aren't an idol you are nothing
>nearly 20M
>"nothing"
Yes, go search up how many content creators have 20M+ subscribers and go and type into google latest news with them, or into twitter
Cookie and most big channels don't have nearly the rabid, obsessive fanbase that an idol does at even 1/50th their size.
Despite being a kids toy channel, how many brand deals does cookie have outside her own merch
Can you buy her in a store?

>>45591895
>If pewdiepie started using an anime avatar he would be the biggest vtuber ever
This logic showcases retardation beyong measure

>>45592741
Kids already like vtubers and we don't need anymore fucking people in the hobby, jesus christ we're full
More people in the hobby means even more vtubers.
More vtubers mean that it will kill off the older ones faster

How can she be a fan of Gura when she doesn't understand English?

>>45591895
>only uploads edited videos
>check her channel, she uploads consistently ~10-20 min videos around 3/4 times a week
Honestly kind of based. we need a RETVRN to older style Vtubing, I can't keep up with 3+ hour streams. If she wasn't a kids channel I'd honestly watch a vtuber like that.
I miss her bros

>>45593227
Nah, we need people growing up who like vtubers and never watched a disgusting flesh streamer in their life.

>>45593161
>rabid, obsessive fanbase is a good thing
This is what fandomrot does to your brain. Sad!

>>45593172
Would he? We don't have a lot of cases of this happening but we do have people like Limes who were just facecamless girls who decided to get into vtubing and had some growth because of it/haven't graduated since. It's still vtubing and their fanbases haven't abandoned them for it at all.
I'm not sure what point you're trying to make because your elitism is progressively losing steam the more that people gain access to the art and technology.

>>45593301
I miss her too, anon TT_TT I miss her a lot

>>45578514
>>45579858
>>45580025
Oh, it's just one of those channels that YouTube shills to autoplay children who aren't even looking at the screen. Wasn't even vtuber for most of the channel.

>>45578389
Gross.
Two years past her prime.

>>45582847
>the loli fanbase
Twitter leave. Fucking retards.

>>45592963
The only real issue is that she got all her subs long ago, before adopting a vtuber avatar, so she's designated a "convert".

>>45593532
Anon, none of those kids are just watching cookie, they watch tons of garbage 3d content in addition to it
>>45593622
>rabid, obsessive fanbase is a good thing
It's the notable metric for how relevant something is
I personally think K-Pop, K-Drama's and Manhua's are fucking garbage, but as long as it's being astroturfed by their obsessive fandoms, they will be way more culturally relevant than my favorite pulp sci-fi novels that sold millions of copies 7 decades ago

>>45593757
To be fair, her content is pretty safe and not nearly as awful as some of the Elsagate revival content.
If this thread doesn't prove anything, gen A is gonna be way more fucked up than Zoomers were.

>>45582847
Gura is INSANELY tame compared to every teen idol Nickelodeon and Disney Channel subjected us to.
"I can't wait till their 18" was a joke people would make about the fucking Olsen Twins from Full House, and no one batted an eye.

>>45593921
Did you read the post you were replying to? Kids aren't watching this shit, they watch fortnight and then leave their phone on autoplay. They use thumbnails that get some toddlers to click, then the vast majority get fed it from autoplay (while they are afk), not even these kids knows who these people are.

>>45594161
To prove it all you have to do is start a new channel or clear you current one, watch a random kids video (fortnight barbie, babyshark or whatever), then leave autoplay on for an hour.

why do you faggots have to make everything about sex

>>45594264
Sex is mentioned 1 time in this thread, by you. Stop projecting, retarded pedophile.

>>45593938
Dan Schneider having teenage girls be sprayed with water and sucking off pickles for nickelodeon is okay but shark anime girl is going too far!

>>45594372
Unironically yes.
Teens especially teens in hollywierd have already taken miles of black cock. Promoting degeneracy to children who will forget it in 5 minutes.
The anime girl promotes degeneracy to an audience who should be building a better society. We should protect our men from degeneracy. For only they can build a stronger society.

>>45594364
The word "pedo" appears eleven times in this thread. You are a garbage person.

>>45582239
go back

>>45591867
This. I know I'm not into kids and I don't need some leech youtubers that want to fit in clumsily conflate things to normies.

>>45594571
>hollywierd
hollyweird*

>>45594571
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

>>45594161
What little girls are playing Fortnite? You sound like you're completely talking out of your ass because you don't actually have younger family. Lots of kids watched blind bag openings videos because it's the thrill of the gacha gamble but without burning a hole in their parents' pockets, and that's a lot of what Cookie did pre-debut.

>>45592963
>she's a lot less of a sellout than holo and niji combined now.
Only dumbass teens and commie dregs care about that shit. Make your money and fuck anyone that has a problem with it.

>>45594752
>you sound like you are talking out of your ass
>guy trolling and trying to pass off noname convert as a legitimate vtuber
herp derp

>>45593881
Even then, cookie has gained around 1.8 million subs in the 11months since her Vtuber model debut on April 15, 2022. That kind of growth is pretty wild desu. Has anyone outside of Myth's explosive growth surpassed that? She's really capitalized on a market. Kid friendly big sister vtubers might become a new thing soon.

Also, I just realized she's a fuggen Lamy sister, is this the fabled chocolate Lamy?

>>45582239
>why are parents letting their kids watch cartoons in a language they don't even understand
You act like the child is going to learn something bad from this. All they see is "Gura cute."

>>45594835
Gross, I prefer to give my viewership to non-leeches who still provide positivity without shilling as hard as humanly possible. Rare, I know.

>>45594571
do you work in pedowood by any chance?

>>45594910
You a disingenous retard, look at how many views she got from videos since she debuted. It's dwarfed by her weekly views, WHY? because the vast majority of her recent views and subs are from her old videos.

>>45595000
It's called Loliwood studios glowfag.

>>45595000
>>45595105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSKizLRFbTo

> good pedo thread
> numbers ruin it
Every time!

>>45595160
thanks for getting the reference

>>45595160
I know 0 women who act like this character, must be a city dwelling thing. So it's more accurate to say that city/suburban living and scott pilgrim ruined a small part of a generation of women.

>>45594875
>>45595042
If the old fanbase didn't reject it enough to revolt and unsub, where is the issue? Still a vtuber, still very loved.

>>45595315
ye, city whores and rural whores are two different breeds

>>45595318
No, fuckface you are a kike for intentionally misunderstanding.
OLD VIDEOS are generating those numbers.

>>45581187
>あ、サメですぅぅ
>Let's Ina be her mouthpiece for the remaining of the stream

Do chumkeks really?

Has she gotten better since that awkward collab with her momma where both of them thought the other spoke their language?

>>45595315
every woe in the midwest acts like that

>>45595401
>awkward
>where both of them thought the other spoke their language
Projecting.

>>45595257
Derailing this pedo thread has been a blast, although I really do wonder if there will be more kids' vtubers aside from some other actual 2views out there.

>>45595469
My dude, even the most devout Chumbud admits the Nacho/Gura mario kart collab was an atrocity

>>45594372
Speaking of him, this happened recently

>>45595561
please dont tell me that tattoo is real

>>45595375
Love and the happiness of children are not numbers you can quantify

>>45595633
If it burger, that a 99% chance it true.

>>45595561
>That nose ring
BETWEEN THE PLANES

>>45595561
I just google it, it frikin real.

>>45595469
i see you also don't actually watch gura.

>>45595633
I just google it, it frikin real.

>>45578389
I draw the line at real-life children.

>>45595561
Goddamn what a tragedy, I used to have such a crush on her back in the nickelodeon days. I think we're the same age too.

>>45585036
ToT

>>45596535
I'm surprised you never bothered to check in before now, she's been struggling with mental issues for over a decade. Kids' media really has taken some interesting changes.

>>45578389
>mask
Probably ugly as fuck
Is that the only Gura cunny cosplayer in Japan?!

>>45596894
I prefer fond memories stay unmolested in the past. I don't even like rewatching old media I loved when I was younger out of a worry that it has aged like milk.

>>45578389
3DPD. I only like cunny when it is anime cunny

>>45594910
>Lamy
Does the debut thumbnail conform to the LAMlS (Lamy Alternative Model International Standard)? I'm to lazy ro check. Inb4 yes please submit proof.

>>45597297
Based and 2DCGpilled.

>>45596894
I used to have a hige crush on her too. Such a pretty girl. I can fix her let me try and fix her

lolicons will exclaimed they're not pedophiles and it's fictional while obsessing over shit like this.

fucking creeps

>>45598758
>fucking creeps
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh_4tUiUGNM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPQSmhjONdA

>>45598758
It's literally the people who say they aren't lolicons obsessing, and a few cringe lolicons. Most lolicons/pedos think it's cute and an epic win.

>>45598758
Go back. Now.

>>45582847
You are assuming the average parent gives a flying fuck what the metrics for their kids hobby looks like. This is like saying you wouldn't let your kid watch one of those dog cartoon shows because a corner of the internet draws porn of the characters and masturbates to it.

>>45594937
>provide positivity
I don't even know what that means in vtubing.

I'm going to to fap to this.

>>45579858
Vtuber with 20m subs

>>45590657
Chumbud cope
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/CookieSwirlC

Go back

>>45606015
Kill yourself pedo subhuman

>>45591895
nice fanfic

Stupid numberfags, Cookie is cute and that's what matters. Go back to your containment thread.

>>45595954
ENDURANCE RUN

>>45598758
> says the lolicon

she is a vtuber. only thing i think about is whether shes part of the whole 3lsagate or related to it. if she is clean, she should really be propped up as what a seiso vtuber is - she seemingly matches up with JP idols

>>45594910
and her vtumor uploads only get 100k views
cope

>>45606574
Her making content for kids that isn’t weird Elsagate shit makes her based in my book

>>45582239
your brain has been fucked by porn

>>45595561
I feel like i can almost remember, who was she?

>>45578389
wheres the clip btw? on day 1 I was recommended a JP clip that had 100k views already but I never seen it recommended again

>>45578711
Nobody is lewding her though?

>>45595561
Does she cook meth?

>>45609056
star of The Amanda Show on Nick

>>45582239
>americans when they see a kid in the wild
>OOOOO WHY IS THIS KID UNATTENDED SOMEBODY (I wonder who) IS GOING TO MOLEST HER NOOO!
>Other countries when they see a child in the wild
>Just a kid innit
Im starting to think only Americans have massive pedo problem and the just assume every country is the same

In Japan kids are let to wonder across the streets in the age of 5

>>45591510
Go back twitroon

Kish
Dont make me pull a MAGA hat on you

>>45594571
Oh no lobotomy-kun...

>>45611944
They don't really have a problem, they just fall into moral panics every decade (satanic panic in the 80s for example) due to untreated mental illness. "Think of the children" is just an easy rallying cry.

wtf you guys talking about give me the clip already

>>45612139
Okay, Anon. Now open your mouth wide and say "A."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tlBElXTF_A

>>45612272
She's 7.

>>45612272
thanks
>>45612404
yes, very cute

>>45578389
She's not even cute, she looks like a midget

>>45612404
>today anon learns humans reach the age of 7

>>45582847
Dude, if someone cannot discern fiction from reality it's time to get them back on their pills or be locked in carehouse, simple as.

>>45598758
Yes TuT

>>45582239
You forgot some lame FBI OPEN UP in your post you disgusting normalfag.

>>45607694
tfw no Gura Artia collab

>>45578389
>CHUMBUDS NEED TO BE STOPPED
chummies dindu nuffin

>>45619126
Chumbuds are making Gura's ego inflate even more

>>45578389
It's funny people think lolicons love all kids
Even we don't like ugly child

>>45582454
Never happened.

this shit grossed me out

>>45580408
Anon I enjoyed anime as a kid without knowing what the fuck they were saying. Fuck, I am enjoying japanese music without knowing what the fuck I'm listening, all I know is that it's a tucking bop. Kids know jackshit about cartoons but they still watch it despite more than half goes over their heads.

This shit enlarged my pp

>>45582239
>Oh hell nah wtf is this?
Look up halloween, it'll blow your mind

>>45578389
She looks like a granny

>>45595561
Amanda Bynes Placed on Psychiatric Hold, Found Naked and Roaming Streets

>>45624883
ikr? look at that white hair! So old!

>>45578389
her mom is the chumbud though.

>>45592963
>go to her channel
>look at her video views
>20m subs
>less video views than guras vods by a significant amount
And i thought Gura had dead subs LMAO

>>45595561
Huh, guess the handlers fucked her too hard this time

>>45582454
Tell me you have them?, braces are fucking hot

>>45624368
People who think lyrics are necessary to enjoy a song don't deserve an opinion. You using that as an argument invalidates some of yours

>>45578514
>>45591895
>>45592432
>>45592963
>>45595318
>>45595788
Cute model. Is there any place I can find porn of it?

I'm really hoping they didn't ask her anything weird. That is an actual child. If the line between fiction and reality has really blurred that much for some people, they need to stop. Right now.

>>45578389
chumbuds i kneel

>>45588527
A new hag!?!?
It looks like Christmas came early

>>45582239
>Oh hell nah
You have to go back

>>45591510
>Twittertranny projecting his own qualities onto to others
Crazy how the people that point to anime and criticize it for supposedly encouraging pedophilia tend to be the actual pedos. Crazy how there are higher rates of sex crimes committed on children in the West than in the country that supposedly normalizes pedophilia into its culture