/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My wife

Pochi love

My wife is cute.

Pochifeet1

Have fun with the asmr, chicos.

I love my dog-wife Pochi Wanmaru and I am praying for her well-being (even if she thinks religion is gay).

anyone else feeling the burnout from idol? it's starting to get boring to be honest. i'm planning on taking a break for a week and see what happens

>>45581142
Pochi does

fuyo love!!!!

>>45581142
classic

>>45581142
Don't. I did due to personal stuff and now my sweet Pochi is on a mental health break. You never know what will happen in just one week.

>>45581085
Pochifeet2

>>45581142
They have been steadily improving and if they keep this up they will be on par if not surpass some of the more mainstream popular vtubers and corporations.
Idol corporation proved to be really good at managing their talents I'd like to see what else they will offer in the future

こんにちは、ぽちわんまるはうちの嫁です。 ありがとう。

>people responding to a ritual post

>>45581142
Wait I thought these threads were a meme but people are actually watching them? Literally so many actual good chuubas but you decide to use your time on this. Why?

If you press your face against Katta's tits, what do you think it would smell like?

>>45581403
Gunpowder

>>45581142
>>45581344
>>45581401
We will one day get to the point where every thread is just an unbroken chain of 500 ritualposts until auto sage then page 10.

I LOVE POCHI WANMARU

>>45581401
Is this a ritualpost?

>>45581142
I feel it too and now I want to take a break until after the LoL collab.

>>45581401
Is this a ritualpost?

>>45581381
Look to /pcg/ for a glimpse of your future. We have ritualposts for every occasion. They don’t even always appear at the start of the thread, sometimes anons just come in and decide the general needs more ritualposts.

>>45581462
it is now

>>45581121
pink baby asmr when??

>>45581142
hello pochi

>>45581490
If you’re curious as to how /pcg/ deals with it, we traditionally derail the thread by talking about whatever random bullshit. I usually picked random digressions on history or philosophy to try to get the conversation away from the usual political garbage that the capippalists would spew. I also gave life advice to an anon once by disguising it as advice on ceremonial magic. So, just a heads up in case tourists make shit weird.
So…anyone want to talk about the Talmud? It’s actually very interesting.

>>45581435
>>45581462
>>45581484
Ritualposts mindbroke this general. Is all you guys know how to do just Ctrl+C Ctrl+Ving over and over again?
This shit's not funny anymore, there's no enjoyment to be derived from it.
All I see is a bunch of retards circlejerking each other for le funnies hehe XD

>>45581577
But that's off topic tho

I love Fuyo.
I will always love Fuyo.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Fuyo.

>>45581588
So I've seen four of them and... Ghost is ok, had enough of cheeky brats.
The rest? I fucking love them. Pochi is surprisingly fun and unhinged. Rin is autistic enough to be likeable and she loves sharks. And Juna? She's Kronii but BETTER in everything.
I don't know about Fuyo yet, but she seemed quite chill in the Juna's Subnautica chat.

>>45581490
I think one guy only shows up to post about nutting on Shiina's chest no matter what

>>45581632
Dude, that’s only because I stopped going there to try to derail the general towards talking about something constructive. I don’t have to do that here. Also, the last few times I mentioned my provenance, I got copypastaed to shit. I’ve seen no fewer than five of my posts get turned into ritualposts.
>make that six, anon
Yeah, I know…

>I AM BREEDABLE
>I AM BREEDABLE
>I AM BREEDABLE
>I AM BREEDABLE
>I AM BREEDABLE

>>45581656
>had enough of cheeky brats
this is the most homosexual thing I have seen posted in /jidf/ and I watched a man jack off here earlier

>>45581656
>had enough of cheeky brats
this is the most homosexual thing I have seen posted in /jidf/ and I watched a man jack off here earlier

>>45581656
This needs to be updated with Juna removed and Riro added

>Ritualposting en masse
Idol is dead again

>"I have something really saucy"
Oh fuck here we go

Wait I thought these threads were a meme but people are actually watching them? Literally so many actual good chuubas but you decide to use your time on this. Why?

>>45581760
I am eternally regretful that when tourists started coming to /jidf/ after the EN debuts, that I just had to be one of them. I swear, every ritual post that mentions /pcg/ seems to be my fault.
If you’re reading this and noticed those, yeah that was me. I’m so sorry.
inb4 some degenerate makes this a ritualpost too. You’re welcome.

reminder that the jewbas are quintessential idols
>started from nothing, literally picked up off the street
>most didn't know anything about the culture they were getting into and are learning as they go
>trying to make it big in unfavorable circumstances
>neo is a bubbly, somewhat naive fangirl type who is self conscious about her voice
>emi started streaming to overcome her social anxiety while dealing with chronic illness
>katta admires the vtubing industry and works the hardest to achieve popularity at the expense of her health
>nikki is a tired office lady with a childish spirit who wants to use vtubing to break out of her boring life
>lily, while trying to play the gaki role and actually being quite smart, has huge self confidence issues and a heart of gold
>only you, the viewer can save them and help them reach their idol dream
it's so perfect it's like the cast of an actual anime

pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark.. alway rember happy day!!!

Stay strong boo bros

>katta pulled out her vibe for real

VIBRATOR ON STREAM

w-whats Katta doing?

>>45578370
bastard bloody called it

>>45581381
the donothons have increased the newfags

this is just funny katta lmfao

>>45581821
This ritualpost is actually depressing now ..

>>45581835
>>45581836
>>45581859
It's just her phone ok? we are still dealing with idols here

>>45581811
Don't recite the ritual posts at me.

>katta insists on using a prostate massager on you while you have sex to ensure you give her the biggest load possible

My wife is drilling my head with her vi-

Is Katta ok? Is she changing her content just to get more numbers?

KATTA what is this!

>>45581925
>loud analog clicking sound
yeah, "phone"

'Ello, Katta

I can't jerk off to this katta..

KATTA WTF

>>45581923
NOT EVERY POST IN THIS GENERAL IS A RITUALPOST

>>45581999
It...it's an old phone

>>45582002
>>45581980
"Dump eet"

gimme a sec im bout to freestyle on this beat

what the fuck is it though, autistic toy?

Katta the vibrator doesnt go into ear...

wait wtf is going on, I just came back... how many vibration settings that "phone" has?

>>45582084
>autistic toy
I guess you could say something like that

>>45582033
Fully automated fanbase

>>45582047
I don't think those old dial-ring ones had a vibration setting...

AIEEE DON’T STICK IT IN MY EAR

oh boy

>>45582084
y-yeah... something like that...

could be a toothbrush?

>>45582112
They're all bots. I am the only real poster. This thread is full of bots too.

vibrator ear fucking ASMR is certainly a new concept

>>45582126
you see she talked to someone it's a phone, she remains a pure idol

>>45582084
You don't know what vibrators are?

>>45582178
It's a hitachi magic wand

I bet its a furby or something similarily dumb

>>45582178
Sounds like it, from that brushing sound.

>>45582178
what electric toothbrush comes with a dozen different settings

>>45580910
We are currently working on a /jidf/ divegrass team for /vt/ League! (https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League))
Currently at the very start but want it to be ready for the next league cup.

We're already hard at work but still looking for people who would like to help. Interested? Fill out this form:
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We are also looking for suggestions for players to add to the team. Have a good idea? Send it here:
https://forms.gle/AihWtLmvRC8tqZJp6
(We will add the suggestions to a poll and let the thread vote on it when we have gathered enough entries)

Have some funny audio clips of the talents you'd like to hear playing after we score a goal or as a chant during the match? Send them our way with this form:
https://forms.gle/pbW8hTMs6BTpASrY6
(especially of Nikki, Pochi, Rin, Juna, Fuyo, or Riro. We're low on those)

Hate >memeball want want to call me a faggot? Do it here:
https://forms.gle/hk9a7tu8B7su9YaA6

>>45582178
never saw a toothbrush with a burst setting

>>45582214
I didn't know Katta was redebuting with a witch theme

>>45582226
4 out of 5 dentists know
you're the 1

>>45582226
i have one in my pants

>Another ASMR tomorrow
She really likes the 3DIO huh?

>>45581142
It's okay to feel burnout about something you like, taking a break is a good thing to refresh your feeling towards it.
But if you still think that it was still not to your liking even after the break, then please don't force yourself to enjoy it, find anything else that you will actually enjoy.
Just be honest with yourself anon

>>45582220
Furbies can vibrate like that? Yuko would love one for grinding in that case

Fucking told you guys she was going to do ASMR every day

>>45582295
Just like a new toy.

>>45582302
thanks tomer.

>got it because of us
Aviel sent them all lovenses

Next time use that thing on yourself katta

Yu LOVE

>>45582198
You're correct and I was wrong. I'm sorry for doubting her

>all the newfag threadshitters falling for one of the oldest copypastas on this board
holy kek

How am I supposed to compete with Katta's toothbrush, my dick can't vibrate like that

Wait didn't yuko have her period next week?
I was kinda wishing she would do some ASMR next week if she gets the 3dio back...

why do I suddenly feel a chill down my spine?

>>45582423
her period was last week retard

>>45582380
Ritualposts after big events are good because they help us make fun of retarded newfags/threadshitters/tourists/catalog readers.
Anyone complaining is one of the above.

>>45582469
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

>>45582469
tomer always watches (and masturbates) to katta

>>45581804
>>45582380
sadly nobody fell for THE old copypasta

>>45582380
Is this a ritualpost?

>>45582596
is this a ritualpost?

Which one is the oldest ritualpost in this thread?

>>45582469
Well this shit kinda ruined it....

>>45582680
newfag

>>45582655
the "wait I thought these threads were a meme.."

>>45582469
ITS OVER
TOMER IS KEKING US AGAIN
ITS SO FUCKING OVER
HE DID IT WITH NEO
HE DID IT WITH FUYO
HE DID IT WITH KATTA
WHEN WILL HE BE SATISFIED

>>45582680
mossad is policing the asmrs
its over

>>45582736
>WHEN WILL HE BE SATISFIED
Never.
t. tomer

Every idolbro is eternally cucked by Tomer

>>45582736
When every idol talent has a jewish baby growing instead them

I am not gay, but Tomer is kinda hot and I would peg him.

>>45582809
that's why the ultimate goal is to fuck tomer instead

>>45582858
same but im also not gay

>>45582858
I agree, and I'm the straightest man in this thread.

>trannies come out of the wood work every time ntr shit pops up
Really makes you think chicos

>>45582923
ok newfag

>>45582923

>>45582895
How can you be the straightest? Did you fucked every Anon on this thread?

>>45582923
HAVE YOU SEEN TOMER?
you can't blame them for being a little gay

I am actually, genuinely, unironically in love with Kattarina Qutie

>>45582982
I will win the Anal Royale at offkai. My anus will remain pure and virginal.

>newfags dont even know tomer real yt account

I am actually the most in love with my wife Kattarina Qutie

>>45582858
I think tomer would look cute in a little dress

I wouldn't mind it if Idol made Tomer a male vtuber

>>45583059
I didn't listen to her ASMR yesterday yet, was it better or worse than today's?

>>45582469
tomer is either TomerAudio or idol_Manager

So I was at work and missed that the yuyu karaoke was even happening. Did anyone nab it?

>>45583261
Ain't no way idol is so incompetent they would let someone use their managers name and not just ban them... r-right?
I am waiting for the day someone named Aviel comes kek

Everyone who says they are most in love with Katta are liars. I'd be willing to smuggle le coke and go to prison for her

>>45583345

>>45583258
Yesterday's one was better, she was more nervous so I think that makes it better, also the drilling at the end of this one was kinda off, it literally woke me up from my nap.

>>45582469
>>45582500
>>45582505
>>45582680
>>45582736
>>45582765
>>45582820
>>45582809
>>45582858
>>45582989
>>45583345
holy newfags.....

>>45583258
Yesterday's imo was a lot more intense just because of that heavy breathing she did, it legit helped me imagine sweaty passionate sex with her and pretty much everyone crashed when she did the countdowns.
Today was incredible though she is experimenting and having fun, I think she's getting a bit more comfortable with it too.

>>45583445
autismchama, you forgot your sense of humor inside your mother's womb... consider unbirthing

I want to peg Tomer's ass while he cosplays as a catgirl or something like that, am I gay?

>>45583648
>am I gay?
no

>>45583648
>catgirl
not gay, there's girl in the name

>>45583258
Yesterday had heavy breathing and her heartrate was faster which was hot as fuck. I felt like I was getting straddled by a horny sweaty animal. Today didn't have as much of that rawness but she's still new. If she does a combo of ear licking, heavy breathing, heartbeat, and a countdown in the future, I'm going to use it regularly.

i made account named aviel and will coompoost in the next katta ASMR stream

lmao cuckcorp

>>45583896
>>>/pcg/

Guys, we've finally made it. /jidf/ is big enough to become a target of nijisanji AI bots.

>>45583819
kek

>>45583977
they've been here since week 1 when alban showed up in yuko's stream

>>45583896
I want to take a look at your face and french kiss you for exactly 3 minutes and 37 seconds without stopping, maybe that will stop your threadshitting once and for all

>>45583977
They have been here since Yuko debut because she had the audacity to be a chumbud

>>45583977
Truly an honour.

I'd like to thank my parents and late 2000 early 2010' YouTube let's players.

>>45583977
>>45584053
>>45584072
I can't believe even small corpos and indies here hate Nijisanji. What did Nijisanji ever do to you guys? It's not like it's some kind of universal villain with the worst fanbase on /vt/!

>>45584165
nijiniggers are easily the worst shitters on this board anon, they've raided other small corpos like kawaii for months

>>45584165
I like Nijisanji. I also like Rin Penrose.
But this is the Rin Penrose thread, not the Nijisanji thread. So I don't bring it up ever.

>>45584236
How do we know it niji fans and not someone else?

>>45583977
>>45584053
>>45584072
>>45584165
>>45584236
To be fair the bot was made by a well known Teamate who false flags as an Enna fan

>>45584307
>>45584236
holy shit guys you're replying to an actual bot

>>45584344
actually nevermind >>45584307
is also a bot

Finally something to entertain myself while all the chuubas are not streaming
Keep it going threadshitter

>>45584324
Cause they post about it in the niji general and laugh at it (im referring to the alletta situation)

>>45584414
I'm a perfectly normal human with perfectly human friends.

so what is the autism test that yuko will use? I kinda want to test myself as well but knowing I post here and enjoy rhythm games I'm probably in the autistic side as well

>>45584596
nothing autistic about that
you are probably gay though

>>45584581
That's what weird robot with no friends would say

>they don't know about pic related
Newfags out

>>45584596
Ill do whatever test she ends up doing too

>>45584788
I blame this game for the current state of HE

>>45584596
It's a Factorio stream

It's nice that even with the large influx of newfriends /jidf/ managed to maintain its culture

>>45584788
barvaz

>>45584899
It means the general is developing a culture. It’ll die down when ritualposters find something more interesting to do (or to break the monotony of endless Fuyo). And given that Idol is not dying, that’ll happen soon enough.

>>45584899
>/jidf/ "culture"
>Pedophilia
>Homosexuals
>Dumb coomers
>AI bots
Nice culture there

>>45583333
checked, and same

holy fucking shit fuyo would smash sackboy what the fuck is wrong with her

>>45584063
p, please do idol chuuba.. i'm honored..

>>45585004
Seethe niggerfaggot

>>45585004
What happened to my chill and comfy GFE 2view corpo?
Why are we reddit now? Why are we sucking off nijisanji clippers now? Why are we collabing with males now? Why is Yuko retarded now? Why are there so many newfags now?
I don't know how many people from 6 months ago are still here, but after this there will be yet one fewer. We fucking carry the company on our backs for half a year and this is how Aviel repays us! I suppose the writing was on the wall when EN was announced and the company's gimmick was instantly abandoned for the sake of numbers. Whatever the case I'm going back to JP. Better to not understand half of what they're saying than to be a mindbroken cuck.

>>45585104
T u T

>>45585128
>Why is Yuko retarded now?
>now

>>45585128
thats the last ritual
there are no more
all have been spent in this thread

>>45585216
There's that one Fuyo ritual post that a fuyobro created recently

>>45585216
What even is this thread at this point, there's no original thoughts left.

>jannies stalk the thread
>don't delete obvious thread shitters
classic /vt/ moment

I want Fuyo Cloverfield to make me cum with her feet. I've had a foot fetish for as long as I can remember, and ever since Fuyo's first appearance in Idol Corp EN E-Sekai, I have had a hard-on whenever she appeared on screen (which was quite often). Even when I didn't know who the hell she was or what she looked like, it made no difference; all I knew was that my dick liked the thought of her feet. It was like she was a goddess of the feet, sent from heaven to grace us with her presence. But for some reason, she never showed us her feet. All I could do was stare at her in awe while fantasizing about how good they would feel wrapped around my hard cock. They were so close but yet so far away.And then came the tweet. She tweeted her feet. Wearing white, see-through socks, WHICH WERE WET. Yes, wet socks are the best kind of socks, especially when they're wrapped around sexy feet... And thus my obsession with this gorgeous girl, her incredible feet, and how much I wanted them wrapped around my throbbing cock was fueled even more. My dreams almost became reality. A goddess of the feet had given me a glimpse into her glorious world of feet. Her soft skin, her cute toes, all of it was displayed before my eyes. I couldn't take it anymore. I needed to let the world know.
As soon as she posted that tweet, I immediately went to the computer and wrote up a post on my favorite Mongolian Basketweaving Forum. I did not use a name, but everyone there knows me by now. I'm pretty sure they think I'm some crazy faggot who loves feet too much, but I don't care. They should all love feet just as much as I do. I explained to them what I wanted Fuyo to do to me with her feet, and I was found with confusion. It appears I was not clear enough when I stated my intentions. I decided to write another post, this time being as detailed as possible:

I WANT FUYO CLOVERFIELD TO WRAP HER TINY, WET, SOCK WEARING FEET AROUND MY ERECT PENIS, MOVE HER SOLES UP AND DOWN THE SHAFT UNTIL SHE CREATES AN ORGASM IN ME THAT WILL MAKE ME ROTATE FROM HORMONAL EXCITEMENT. I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN SO BADLY I CAN'T HELP BUT SOB, IT IS A CUMULATIVE OF TWENTY YEARS OF DREAMS COMBUSTED INTO ONE LONG UOHHH WHICH NO AMOUNT OF SWEATING AND TEARS CAN FREE ME FROM. ALL I HAVE IS THE IMAGE OF HER TWO TINY FEET IN A PAIR OF WHITE, WET SOCKS. IF I DON'T GET MY FUCKING FOOTFUCK NOW I WILL SUFFER DEEPLY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS, FUYO. I AM NOT A THREAT. I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO ENJOY A NORMAL LIFE WITHOUT FEAR OF GOING INSANE. PLEASE.

I hope this is enough to bring across my point.

>>45585261
I used to care, but after crying for nights, having multiple mental breakdown, considering my life choices many times, should i unsubscribe, or stay following her and feels like a cuck?
I have made my decision.

I finally realize this cuck mentality is fucking stupid.

I simply enjoy whatever stream she does. She is hardworking, somewhat genius and purely entertaining. Her personality inspire me in many ways, and her positive attitude always bring me happiness.

I just love this green thing, or whoever she actually is, not as a potential romantic mate, but as someone that you want to support wholeheartedly, just like any other youtuber that i love and support like pewdiepie and mr beast.

I just want to see her grow and hopefully became big one day, and be proud to be her supporter from where she is at the bottom.

With that in my mind, i don't even feel that cucked anymore. I just genuinely feel relieved and joy to ever know this virtual youtuber called Fuyo Cloverfield.

The best parasocial relationship or any relationship i ever have so far in my life.

Now, I only want Fuyo Cloverfield to make me cum with her feet. I've had a foot fetish for as long as I can remember, and ever since Fuyo's first appearance in Idol Corp EN E-Sekai, I have had a hard-on whenever she appeared on screen (which was quite often). Even when I didn't know who the hell she was or what she looked like, it made no difference; all I knew was that my dick liked the thought of her feet. It was like she was a goddess of the feet, sent from heaven to grace us with her presence. But for some reason, she never showed us her feet. All I could do was stare at her in awe while fantasizing about how good they would feel wrapped around my hard cock. They were so close but yet so far away.
And then came the tweet. She tweeted her feet. Wearing white, see-through socks, WHICH WERE WET. Yes, wet socks are the best kind of wet socks, especially when they're attached to sexy feet... And thus my obsession with this gorgeous girl, her incredible feet, and how much I wanted them wrapped around my throbbing cock was fueled even more. My dreams almost became reality. A goddess of the feet had given me a glimpse into her glorious world of feet. Her soft skin, her cute toes, all of it was displayed before my eyes. I couldn't take it anymore. I needed to let the world know.
As soon as she posted that tweet, I immediately went to the computer and wrote up a post on my favorite Mongolian Basketweaving Forum. I did not use a name, but everyone there knows me by now. I'm pretty sure they think I'm some crazy faggot who loves feet too much, but I don't care. They should all love feet just as much as I do. I explained to them what I wanted Fuyo to do to me with her feet, and I was found with confusion. It appears I was not clear enough when I stated my intentions. I decided to write another post, this time being as detailed as possible:

I WANT FUYO CLOVERFIELD TO WRAP HER TINY, WET, SOCK WEARING FEET AROUND MY ERECT PENIS, MOVE HER SOLES UP AND DOWN THE SHAFT UNTIL SHE CREATES AN ORGASM IN ME THAT WILL MAKE ME ROTATE FROM HORMONAL EXCITEMENT. I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN SO BADLY I CAN'T HELP BUT SOB, IT IS A CUMULATIVE OF TWENTY YEARS OF DREAMS COMBUSTED INTO ONE LONG UOHHH WHICH NO AMOUNT OF SWEATING AND TEARS CAN FREE ME FROM. ALL I HAVE IS THE IMAGE OF HER TWO TINY FEET IN A PAIR OF WHITE, WET SOCKS. IF I DON'T GET MY FUCKING FOOTFUCK NOW I WILL SUFFER DEEPLY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS, FUYO. I AM NOT A THREAT. I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO ENJOY A NORMAL LIFE WITHOUT FEAR OF GOING INSANE. PLEASE.

I hope this is enough to bring across my point.

and before you ask, NO, i do NOT have a foot fetish. do NOT send me photos of your FEET because i will NOT enjoy them and i will NOT save them to a 4-folder deep collection on an old laptop i keep under my bed. because i do not have such a secretive collection of feet pictures. absurd of you to suggest otherwise. so whatever you do, do NOT send me photos of your feet. or your toes. my distaste for feet does NOT discriminate. if you send me feet pictures i will NOT be aroused in any capacity. because i do not like feet.

Signed, Anon

>wake up this morning
>still no lily

Moving forward you'll ignore every single bait poster and instead proceed to Ritualpost/Fuyopost alongside us whenever it happens again.

>>45585494
>wet socks are the best kind of wet socks

>Katta is a fertile, breedable woman
>I am an erect, virile man
KATTA I'M COMING

I put all in on the 5th LoL collab guest is Aster.
If I am right, I get a 3 days vacation for posting the
uncensored version of the chihuahua.

>>45585579
Why the fuck are my previous posts the source of half of these? Is it because I don’t just spam “Yuko piss” or the usual hornyposts? Do I need to include lewds or random Fuyos to be taken seriously here or something?
>you just created another ritualpost
Yeah, whatever, that one was a freebie.

Yuko my Booloved 2: Electric Boongaloo

Let's say you've been a bad girl. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's girl.

Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy's girl, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment.

Every day is the same as yesterday.
Rinposting in the morning, cuckposting in the afternoon and evening, Juna abuse in the evening, Pochi love and Yuko grooming by night.
Drinking piss all day like Yuko gulps her energy drinks.
Smelling Juna's braps like humans breathe air.
Foreskin doko?
NIJILEECH IN CHAT AAAAAA
Male collabs today, Idol is dead.
No male collabs tomorrow, my oshi would never betray me.
Will Katta incline?
Emi who?
I love watermelon.
I love Lily Sin.
I love Nikki Rei.
Please watch Neo :(
But nobody heard my pleas...
Gura left me, Yuko is my beloved.
Fuyoposters run this joint.
The thread is timelooping.
End thread. Begin anew.
But don't forget to take your meds.

I like Nyachi, I hope she comes back in the future

How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax,hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her,pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly,"You came so much inside of me", then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside again.

Guys, can someone prove Pochi cute?

Sex with Yuko but she's so tight your dick gets stuck even after getting flaccid after orgasm, you have to call an ambulance and they laugh at the two monkeys breeding. They have to put you in the ambulance carrier, and since your dick is stuck inside Yuko she has to be sitting on top of your dick. During the drive to the hospital the road bumps make your dick hit Yuko's cervix and Yuko gets horny again. The ambulance staff have to hold down her hips so she stops moving while you can't do anything because they tied you up to the bed. When you arrive to the hospital everyone there laughs at the sight of you stuck inside Yuko and they record and take pictures of you two as you are taken to the emergency room. After considering all the treatment options they decide that the only way to decouple your genitals without traumatic surgery is to make Yuko drink a gallon of water and ask you to tickle the sides of her tummy. The excess intake of liquid will make her piss a waterfall and reduce the tightness and friction enough for your dick to slide out. After a tense night, finally you and Yuko are free again. Finally you return home with Yuko, in time for her scheduled stream that you both hoped you would not have to cancel. To your surprise, while you're laying in the couch and with a few minutes to the start of the stream, Yuko slips and falls on top of your dick again. With no time to drink water, you rush to her chair and hope she will be able to stream while stuck on your dick without anyone noticing the peculiar situation she finds herself in. Fortunately, she manages to finish the stream without problems, though her viewers noticed she was even more brattier than usual. Finally, you do what you learned in the hospital, and Yuko pees herself again and slides away to freedom. In the back of your mind you hope this will never happen again, but on the next day, your hopes are crushed. And the day after that, and the day after the day after that. Maybe, just maybe, her tightness was intentional since the start?

What the fuck? Is this the copypasta thread now?

>>45586035

>>45586108
I think it’s just that the debut of each branch saw an influx of tourists who said memorable things. I’d go into political science theory and cite academic literature explaining this, but it’ll just get ritualposted, and the last thing I want to do to one of the greatest economists in history is have him immortalized in a ritualpost on fucking /vt/

>>45586108
We have opened the pandora's box of copypastas by making AI text generators open source. What used to take 30 minutes to think up and write now takes 30 seconds.

"I want you, Boobro..." she said in her girly voice while staring at his huge memberwisp.
He looks down to see Yuko's eyes are closed as she touches herself. "How bad do you want me?" he asks softly.
She nods and moans, "So bad..."
He smiles and kisses her and they start making out as Boobro starts to slowly undress. His memberwisp is already hard and throbbing.
Yuko begins to touch herself more enthusiastically as she starts stroking his member gently, and then harder. Soon her hand is furiously rubbing up and down its shaft. The tip glistens from his preectoplasm.
"Make me yours..." she says.
Boobro puts his hands on her shoulders and guides her onto the bed so she can lay between his legs. He kisses her tenderly as she continues to rub him with one hand. She licks his neck and chest before kissing lower to his stomach.
She softly bites his belly button and then moves to his groin. Her tongue swirls around his shaft and lingers at the base. Then she takes it all into her mouth. The taste of its preectoplasm makes her moan. Yuko sucks it as best she can but only manages to get about half of it into her mouth. She works back and forth along its length, taking more and more inside each time. Finally, she gags a little when she reaches the end. She pulls back and wipes her lips clean of its juices.
Boobro chuckles, "Now it's your turn."
She sits up and lifts her skirt and panties to the side. He kneels in front of her and kisses the soft skin of her inner thighs. He gently licks them before moving further up to her mound. As he does, she grabs the back of his head and pulls him closer.
"Oh! Ohh!" she moans as he nips at her soft cunny lips. He gets a taste of her sweet honey. Then she pushes his face forward so his nose is buried deep inside her folds.
"Mmph~!" she breathes as he flicks his tongue across her clit.
Boobro begins to suck on the tiny bud as it grows larger and harder under his tongue. Yuko grunts and moans, gripping the sheets. His other hand holds her firm ass. He massages her cheeks as his tongue swirls around her sensitive bundle of nerves. She shakes and her knees buckle. Boobro holds her tight and keeps licking.
"Ahhh~" she cries out. "Oh god...!"
Her thighs clamp shut on his head and she thrusts her hips against his face. She continues to buck and grunt while her whole body tenses up. The pleasure becomes too much for her to take. She screams out loud.
Boobro places his fingers on her cunny and rubs it rapidly as her climax ripples through her. She falls back onto the bed panting. He grabs her by the ankles and pulls her to the edge. He then lays her down flat on her tummy and mounts her from behind. He enters her wet tunnel easily. Yuko moans loudly as he begins to pump into her.
"Ah~! Yes, yes!" she cries out. "Harder Boobro~!"
He presses himself deeper inside her and starts to pound her harder. She arches her back and her head rolls back as she rides his cock. They are both breathing heavily now as their orgasms build.
"Oh god, I'm gonna cum!" Yuko cries out.
"Me too!" he replies.
They start to thrust faster and harder. Their bodies slam against each other as his spirit orbs slap on her wet slit.
"Aaaah~! Ah~!" he cries out as he releases inside her.
Yuko wraps her arms around his back and cries out as she is being filled to the brim with his warm ectoplasm. After several seconds, he pulls himself out of her and shortly after the accumulated juices of their lovemaking start dripping out, running down her perineum.
"Mmm..." Yuko murmurs as she pets his hair.
Boobro smiles and kisses her neck. "I love you, Yuko," he whispers.
Yuko giggles and hugs him tight. "I love you too!"

Yuko calling me a sicko lolicon pervert while visibly aroused and teasing me

>>45585693
The fuck is this, a nerd trying to foreplay?

>45581142

>newfags think ritualposts are ai generated

Copypastas cannot continue to grow in size like this

>>45586379
Holy fucking newfag...

>>45585494
I don't know what to feel about my honest confession of fuyo to be turn into a copypasta, and worse it was mixed with feet fetish copypasta...

>>45586511
I'll be honest, it reads like you've accepted being a cuck.

i am the only cuck in whole idol fanbase

>>45586631
real life NTR anon....

>>45565163

I want to bury my face into Yuko's armpits and lick them SO BAD. It would be the best feeling in the entire world if she let me do it for real, but I'm pretty sure that would never happen. But just imagining doing it makes me so horny...
Some of you might think that licking Yuko's armpit isn't really that hot; in fact there are many people who don't consider it sexual at all. However, some people have a fetish for armpit licking. And I am one of those people!
So what is it about armpits that make me crave them so much? Well, first off, it's completely different than any other part of the body. There are no visible veins or arteries under your skin, nothing gross like that. The skin is soft, smooth, and feels amazing on your tongue. Plus, armpits smell great. They're fresh and clean, and their natural aroma is very pleasant to most people (not so much for others).
The scent of Yuko's armpits would be even more intoxicating when combined with the texture of her skin, which looks surprisingly soft. It's almost like holding a piece of cotton candy in your mouth, except this cotton candy has been soaked in sweat from an extremely cute girl. So yeah, I want to suck her armpit juice out and swallow it down. Yum! Mmm!
Armpits are also a major erogenous zone. Although they're not sensitive enough to give you an orgasm like nipples or clit, a lot of people find them super-hot. If you've ever licked another person's armpit as foreplay before sex, then you know how good it can feel.
If only I had Yuko's armpits to lick right now... If only I could bury my face between them and taste her sweat. Even just kissing the top of her arm would do it for me.
But unfortunately, I'll never get to experience anything like that. No matter how hard I try, I won't be able to lick Yuko's armpits. All I have is these posts where I imagine sucking up all the sweat that she's collected over the day. There's no way for me to take action on these fantasies.
But still, I keep writing them because they feel so real. Sometimes, I will write a whole paragraph describing exactly what it would be like to lick Yuko's armpit. In my mind, I'm actually doing it. I'm tasting her sweat and drinking it down. I'm feeling her armpit against my lips and kissing it.
And every once in a while, I read a post from someone else who feels the same way I do. That always makes me happy. It's nice to know that I'm not alone in wanting to lick Yuko's sweat. I guess that's why I started writing this post in the first place: I wanted to connect with other people who were into armpit licking.
Anyway, I should probably stop writing. My head is starting to hurt from thinking too hard about armpits. I'll close by saying that I love Yuko's armpits, and I hope she lets me lick them someday. Until then, I'll continue to write about it until she does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGSAVrH6M34
her screams are the best

>>45586653
Wrong anon, I was the one that talked about my unlucky irl ntr situation

>>45586808
Anon my desire to lick Yuko's armpit is the purest of all desires, an unenlightened swine like you will never understand that the armpit is the source of human mating pheromones. Once you realize that there will not be a day where you go by without wanting to glue your nose to Yuko's armpits. Just hear me out and close your eyes for a second: Take a deep breath, imagine Yuko's warmth as you hug her and put your head in her pits, the smell of her unwashed sweat and her playful giggles.
Have you imagined it? Now try doing this every single day, like I have.

>>45586714
based?

Menhera thread!

>>45586984
Riro cute

>>45586984
Riro love

>>45586984
But she's fixed... RIGHT?

>>45586511
>Honest confession
It reads more like bait and threadshit material

>>45587188
>Mentally ill girls
>Ever being fixed
Roflmao

>>45587279
They should never be fixed

>>45586313
kek i am sorry.

>>45587279
>>45587188
as long as the hair bandaid stays on she is fixed

I'm sorry Yuko but my favorite holo jp cunny is on and I won't make it

>>45586280
less cheesy one-liners cat
>"Make me yours..."
who says that
unless you were going for comedy
which the spirit orbs would be enough for kek

>>45587615
>who says that
I do

>>45587658
sorry to hear that

>>45587615
yeah im disappointed
if yuko read this she'd laugh her ass off and lose her ladyboner

>>45587523
Bandaids on lolis are made to be peeled off. It's the highest form of foreplay.

in other news official discord fags are courting a boo bro pretending to be a boo sis
the levels of faggotry have never been higher

>>45586984
Sure!

wanau

I'm in love with the Russian Jew. I'm going to commit petty crimes, drug dealing, shakedowns and more heinous crimes in order to become rich enough to bring her over here. I'm going to marry her, have kids and then go to jail for my actions. I will leave the money for only her to find, I will see her and my kids monthly while in prison. And then when my kids are old enough to have known their father I will die, so that my wife will have a new chance of happiness and so she won't have to be alone. This is my dream, this is my goal in life. To die in prison

>>45587615
i didn't post that lol

>>45585606
Would you actually fill her sticky womb with semen? Like unironically?

>>45587881
>boo bros are the faggest fanbase
do you have anything actually new to report?

I wanna kiss Yuko all over her tight little body. I'd start by sucking on and playing with her nipples, then slide my tongue down her tummy to her pussy, where I'd suck on her clit while fingering her. After she cums for the first time, I'd lick up all her juices and cream... then I'd stand upright and use two fingers to rapidly press against her G-spot while rubbing her clit with the other hand until she has a full body orgasm. She'd lose control of her bladder at this point, and I'd get as much piss into my mouth as I possibly could while she writhes in ecstasy.
Then, cock hard, I'd bend her legs back towards her head and pound her while shes on her back. Making sure not to prematurely ejaculate, I'd take a break to kiss her again, transferring traces of her piss and cunny love juices back into her mouth.
Knowing how small and lightweight she is, I'd then pick her up from under her legs from behind and full nelson standing fuck her, making sure to hold her tight so she is unable to escape. After she's a dripping and sweating mess, I'd release my load deep inside her, making sure her womb is properly filled. I'd pull my cock out of her as some escaping cum leaks out of her engorged, red cunny onto the floor.
At this point, she'd be so exhausted from pleasure that she'd be unable to move. I'd then give her uppies and tuck her into bed where I'd cuddle her sticky petite body to sleep.

>>45587523
I would love the idea of Riro making a stream around the theme of taking her mental health bandaid off and playing an extra crazy version of herself, maybe even calling herself kyOresu for that stream specifically

>>45587963
yes
I fucked your mom

>>45588000
stop posting your stupid ai generated shit

Has there been an archive of yuko's member stream yet? I saw an anon working on it last stream but i just got back

im high

>>45588192
Congratulations

>>45588108
Last THREAD, not stream. I'm more tired than i thought

So much Yuyu in my life...

>>45588192
thanks for the blogpost yuko

i hope yuyu takes this one seriously.

>>45588029
>ai generated
I wrote it myself!

>>45588108
pay 5 dollars tourist

I LOVE YUKO SHES THE CUTEST GIRL IN THE WORLD AND I WANNA MARRY HER!
Also I wanna pull her spats off with my teeth and slide my tongue down her slit until she gets wet, then I wanna bend her legs back and piledrive her into the bed until she's a quivering mess.
Also I kinda wanna make her wear nothing but a collar and tail plug and treat her like an actual dog for a month, but instead of water she has to lap up a dish filled with my cum (collected over the course of a couple months before the petplay and stored in the fridge). Id lock her in a dog cage when I go to work and leave a vibrator in her, so when I get back she'd be panting and drooling and presenting herself like a bitch in heat, begging for my cock. She'd be more a dog than Pochi after we're done.
Also I want her to wake me up in the morning by pissing on my face

>>45588439
i don't believe a single man can hornypost this much

>>45588000
>then, cock hard
got me good

Oh hey it's the BGM that played in Yuyu's donothon

>>45588560
I appreciate you thinking my hornypost is AI generated though, thanks

>>45588613
it is your duty to ritualpost all your hornyposts to prove you're a human

>>45588108
my archive finished in time
I can link you if you prove your membership
if you don't have members get in the waiting room and nab one of the gifts before the paypigs get bored

>>45588501
Based

isnt this exact test actual garbage

>>45588903
internet tests are 100% accurate

>>45588903
It's useful for taking screenshots and making fun of the people who take them

>>45588903
Yeah i did this 2 times and both times it said I am autistic.

I like that she keeps calling the fidget spinner a cube

>>45589024
Please be patient...

>>45589024
It is a cube tho?

>57k

you guys do have your 9.5 right?

whas has become of /jidf/ in the last 2 days?
KEK

>>45589148
>whas has become of /jidf/ in the last 2 days?
its better you dont know

>>45589109
the reflective one she broke was a spinner

>Rin has picked up more than 30,000 subs in the last five days

>>45589148
we're returning to our roots

kek

>kek
if only he knew

>>45589224
Absolutely insane good for her.

MA!! YUYU'S RETARDED ON THA TELLY AGAIN!!

>>45589224
that's pretty cool

>15 min in
>hasn't moved past 1st question
that's the real autism test right here

>>45589224
Really happy for her, she is doing really well

>i dont discriminate
stop telling such obvious lies...

>she doesn't like sonic
it's over for me bros. she hates most of the shit i like.

does mental retardation count as an accent?

gonna watch yuyu in bed, boonight!

>>45589117
>>45589224
Yuko should start leeching off Gura too honestly

as usual greys carrying the chat

>>45589458
I am a HUGE sonicfag and if that's a dealbreaker, you're more autistic than she is

>>45589392
test speedrun (we already knew kek)

>>45589492
KEK

>>45589500
Based tailsfan11

>lying on the first question
oh boy

>>45589500
i'm joking. i just like being dramatic.

>>45588192
same

Stay strong sheebs

>>45589456
I discriminate the black race

according to this test, everyone would be autistic
what a dogshit is

>>45588192
>>45589631
poof bros rise up

>>45589678
FUYO NO

>>45589678
NOOOOOOOOOOOO FUYO WHYYYYY???????///

>not sliding it all the way up out of cope

>>45589678
Fuyo noooo

>>45589718
Why are you getting mad for a dumb test calling you autistic, Anon?

>>45588569
There you are. Come here

>>45589678

Please be patient my wife is retarded

did the whore just tell another starbucks story

Ha! Only moderate. Take that, assholes.

>>45589678
Euros have no issue admitting that.

>>45589871
we got starbucked by yuko again

>>45589871
i didnt even realize holy shit thats funny

i wonder what angry yuko is like

>>45589891
Did la cosa rosa say nigger on stream yet?

>>45589871
get starbucks'd, nerd

>>45589952
she would just stare at you, face quickly becoming red, before leaving and punching a wall or a plushie

>>45589871
She'll end up making it a bit like Kronii with the Subway..

Yuko is so retarded she thinks she can survive on the streets

>>45589952
you dont wanna know...

Yuko's difficulty in parsing that question is in itself an autism thing.
Also just an example of her being kinda dumb.

>>45589891
Do Euros hate latam bros? Asking for a friend..

>>45590174
Euro women love latam dick

>>45590137
yuko after she makes me watch another short about starbucks

Yuko is so autistic, it's amazing

>>45590137
Yuko after I get home from work and find out she's made tuna casserole again

Pochi Wanmaru is my wife.

>>45590174
Euros love Latam culture, the only ones hating it are Americans and Latinos themselves.

>>45590363
can confirm
t.aco

>>45590363
What the fuck is even Latam?
t. american

yep
she cant even understand the questions to answer accurately

She is joking when she says she takes the fidget toys outside?

>internet shits itself out for 30 minutes
Oh for fuck's sake. At least time it came back the same day.

yuyu's sonichu medallion....

Fuyo is not only autistic, but she is also retarded.

sex

>>45590539
holy sex

>>45590539
UOH

>>45590539
Im going to Yuyu

>>45590513
GO, BOOBRO, AND UOH TO THE EXTREME!

>Yuko swam with dolphins
boo bros...

>>45590539
SEX, even if it doesn't make sense

Is there anyone who actually thinks she isn't autistic for real?

>>45590539

>>45590594
those mexican dolphins, me

>>45590539
holy sex

she doesn't want to tell that i beat her up, cute

she just tripped and fell down the stairs, officer

>>45590425
From Mexico down to Argentina

>>45590752
was thinking of you

>>45590363
self-hating latinos are fags

>>45590425
Latam = Latin America, all below united states excluding Brazil.

>>45590539
that's a weird outfit but still hot

>>45590752
>>45590722

>no boo bros with good posture
all beta males

>>45590869
boo bros just seem more pathetic as time goes on

Why did the posture question trigger Yuko?

>>45591046
ToT

>>45588464
Hey i saw at least half of it. Started with guitar then karaoke and several were mlp songs
>>45588711
Pic related but honestly i could have gotten this image elsewhere and change the file name. Not sure how else to prove I'm a member

>>45591046
UOOOOHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAA
DFC YUYU TUMMY AND CHEST EROTIC ToT

>"You little shitter"
>I get a boner
wtf

NUMBERS HATE

>>45591082
Wel shit I'm retarded. I need sleep or meds or something, I'm not usually this out of it

>numbers make me anxious

>>45591046

soundpost right there for all the numberfagging that has been going on recently

Yuko is not a numberfag: confirmed

FUCK NUMBERS
t. yuyu

What prompted this question?

you guys told me she was a numberfag wtf i can't believe anons would lie to me

>>45591185
she is developing our child

>>45590869
I have bad posture from breaking my back after I lifted a car off of a guy who got hit by a drunk driver
What's your excuse basedboy?

>>45590539
damn thats a good one!

>>45590781
Brazil is part of Latam. If you wanna exclude brazil you use Hispanic America

post them
>Your autism spectrum symptoms are moderate.

Oh no she is about to tell about her selfharm

cutter

>>45590869
Why are Boo bros the weakest fanbase?

now yuko is stuck as a child for the foreseeable future

>>45591185
She's wearing programmer socks

>>45591303
Apparently I'm normal!

>>45588711
Please I'm running on empty and bad sleeping habits >>45591164

>>45591511
ToT

>>45591303
I'm not sure why depression = autistic

My god her cope is insane

>>45591612
you didn't give me anywhere to send the link to
I'm not just gonna post it here

>>45591303
>Your autism spectrum symptoms are low.
Cool...

this dude would get 100% on this test

>>45591754
kek

>>45591754

>>45591713
Yeah mine was really low...then wtf is wrong with me?

>>45591754
What the fuck is he even saying?

>>45591754
wtf

I think Yuko is autistic

I think Yuko is hot

I think Yuko should bear my children

>>45591303
It's over...

>my sister literally told me I'm obsessed
>puts 1 to the right

I think Yuko should rim me

>>45591698
Fair enough