3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
kakkoi
I love Ina!
KIARA LOVE
>Samus has feather pubes>Kiara has no pubesThey aren't........
I love Mori!
My Ina!
Postin in le Kiara bread
>>45560119>>Samus has feather pubesno way
kiwiwi soon!
i love towa
>>45559843At most maybe a family member played it in the past
>>45560066WE love Ina!
10 minutes until Kiara is finally back
>>45560138It's been a fanon thing for decades
>steals pemaloe's luck>assigns them homework>infuriates them by being cool, not cute>bullies them >scams them >always winswhy is she like this
>>45560124Why does she look like she's cumming here?
>>45560049Kiara should just skip to 4 so she can enjoy qt alien girls, she doesn't really care about the gameplay anyways.
>>45560139the quaso?
fat cat kakkoi
>>45560049Quasus Kiaran?
Lapsama my friend
>KFP hours>Someone asks question about guns>gets 6 replies
Elagone...
>>45560167u brainrot
>>45560049Bruh I really really really hope she likes it
>>45560144
Kiwawa is back baby
>>45557697Prensa de apareamiento con el rrata
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2358660/Life_by_You/Kiara should play this when it comes out
good afternoon, global bros~hope everyone had a pleasant morning!
i really like the up close pictures of holos zoomed in on their eyes
>>45560243Nah, she should play New Vegas instead so she can understand American culture
>>45560165Fanon is a revolting pile of crap. Fanon Samus is a 10 foot tall lumbering brute. Canon(Other M) Samus is a 5'3" cutie.
>>45560229hot
>>45560167I don't know what you mean
>>45560215/u/?
>>45560266>Fanon Samus is a 10 foot tall lumbering brute. and thats a good thing
>>45560229in pog form?
>>45560252>hope everyone had a pleasant morning!A little bit pleasent yeah.
>>45560049Waiting for all the skinsuit Kiara fanart
>>45560285>>45560276hot
>>45560276>>45560285sugoi
>>45560313hot
Fauna's birthday tomorrow
>>45560252you too
Good day, I love all of Hololive and think all tribalfags should get the rope
>>45560361When are we gonna get an EN who likes Gundam.... not Unicorn or SNEED
>>45560229Her new anti-air is a bit slow...
>>45560327https://files.catbox.moe/x0wdsz.jpg
>>45560166She cannot be stopped
>>45560266>anything from other M being praisedmost homosexual post i've seen all month
Hololive Indonesia 4th Generation -Blue Journey- soon
>>45560413me on the right
>>45560395but 4th fes wasn't in 2018 or 2019 stoopid
We're only around 20 minutes away from the "why isn't she playing the game" seethe posts!
>>45560266Even canon Samus is abandoning that dumb Other M shit
Gura cute Gura cute!
Wawa back home or streaming from Japan still?
>>45560465Kiara is being racist again...
Ela's homework announcement if ya missed ithttps://www.youtube.com/live/vvuWHRaUXqA?feature=share&t=922
KURAEGUNGANIER
>>45560425Sorry I'm not a fan of the tranny Samus most Metroid fans prefer.
>>45560309There were actually three clockwork themed choreos huh
>>45560399fuck that. when are we going to get an EN that enjoys showa era super robot shows?
>>45560498Hi Fine Fox!!
>>45560476fes is over i assume they're all home or on their way
>>45560485Stop making my brain remember the monkey commentNo I'm laughing like a retard
>>45560465Kiara doesn't know what she's talking about. Imagine that she said Kaela was cute, when in fact she's very cool
>>45560465Kiara is hating on furries again...
>>45560476>7pm GMT+1>3am JSTTake a guessd
>>45560399Ina
>>45560174So free-spirited and individual!
>>45560476yah shes streaming at 3 AM JST
>>45560498Miko and Peko look 2huish...
FAUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! mmm Fauna! Fauna looks so cute! Well Fauna... Fauna is everything all at once. Fauna is adorable, cute, she's a...she... she's also just Beautiful, and graceful, and just so womanly! But she's so... but she's also so soft... but she's also so...what why is the word I'm thinking of like 'shaped'? hehe...Her shape is so oooh! and uh she's... but she's also a dork, cause she's adorkable! How does she do it all at once? I didn't know this was possible. Ohoo! Oh my god the way she UUUU'd, oh my gosh! like it's, I was just smiling just thinking...it's like, she was amazing. Her performance just, like it captured all of that, everything I said that she is. And I think, that was Beautiful. She's so cute! That Idol pose I squealed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7j91nxBPt4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7j91nxBPt4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7j91nxBPt4
>>45560399Is there any holo that likes SuleMio?
Iryshttps://files.catbox.moe/v4rsqj.png
>>45560492just because a woman is tall doesn't mean she's a tranny you fucking retard
That Hinotori piano cover is pretty sick
Watch this, Kiara's orders.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7j91nxBPt4
>>45560553based desu
I will enjoy some 'wawa on my lunch break
>>45560606neat
>>45560606She commented on that.
ENTERDEEPROOT DEPTHS
>>45560617Nene is watching so I guess
>>45560492Hello Brianna Wu, I thought you 41% by this point
>>45560638Hinotori is to this day my favorite of Kiara's songs
I wish Youtube adopted Twitch's point system. It's an ingenious thing that I'm shocked wasn't implemented yet.>Can only accumulate points via watching streams>With enough points you can unlock various things like a month of membership, a month of emote access if not a member, etc.>Streamer can utilize the points for betting gamesIt's such a fun community thing that'd be far better than just gifting memberships.
Why is Kiara suddenly streaming at 3am? Did she fuck up her sleep schedule too?
>>45560616she looks so retarded in a sexy way
>>45560617Not IRyS, that's for sure.
is Chammers gonna be in the EN concert
>open Watame stream>”Wakipai”
>>45560708If Youtube did it you'd have to pay for the points.
>>45560606kino
Lucky Wakipee.
>>45560573Strong independent catto!
cute!
>>45560739She's having health issues anon
>>45560708Would be less cancerous than raiding or other twitch features I guess
>game still downloading a bit lolWawa...
Waiting for Takanashi Kiara Ch. hololive-EN
>>45560757The "I was afraid of getting banned" was such a bullshit excuse
I think Metroid Prime has enough light horror elements that will surprise Kiara, but not enough to deter her from it. The game terrified me a bit as a teen
>>45560708>schizos can just throw a stream up in another tab and get access to membership, don't even need to rely on luck of the drawHA, fuck that.
>Game still downloadingNIce preparation Kiara
KIARAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>45560766A still image doesn't do justice to a blown kiss.
>>45560739No. Despite her status as "honorary EN", she is officially part of the Japanese branch. This concert is for Hololive EN only.
kiarachama....
>>45560778>>45560805Austrian internet please understand
SHE DIDN'T PREPARE!
>>45560409But it's invincible with a launcher starter
>>45560766>>45560818My RUST crackship is real
>>45560747She was talking about how during the cosplay segment there were lots of times where cosplayers flashed their pits by chance. She wanted to say something but held back, thinking especially of one of the Polka cosplayers.
based kiara giving me enough time to go pee
Kiara should play Tekken.
So how many miss able scans will Kiara miss and and how many energy tanks and missile and power bomb expansion will she not get and will she get the 3 optional charge beam combos
Harlos always makes good shithttps://youtu.be/bDkLQRXu-HU
Mandatory great idol pits
Is Kiara going to play Fusion too?
https://youtu.be/sOgAhteCfDwhttps://youtu.be/sOgAhteCfDwhttps://youtu.be/sOgAhteCfDw
>>45560801>Schizos have to wait over a month to get access to memberships for free>Somehow this is worse than just sitting in a chat full of people spamming gifted memberships
Kiara should prepare more like a professional
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOgAhteCfDwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOgAhteCfDwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOgAhteCfDwLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WAWA IS ACTUALLY STARTING ON TIME?!?!WHAT DID THEY DO TO HER
Good morning hlgg, have there been any Gura mentions recently? Did Mori talk about the MC with Gura?
Ame just retweeted Wawa's stream
New intro hype
OH SHIT NEW INTRO
I thought Kiara hated FPS shooters, why is she playing Prime?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOgAhteCfDwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOgAhteCfDwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOgAhteCfDw
quaso
Why is Bae dead under the usual room?
Awwww I miss the cute 3D loading screen already... but this one has a butt, so I'll get used to it.
>misses several shots on a static targetnice oshi lunaitos
Did anyone split Day 2 into clips like someone did for Day 1?
Takos. how do we escape?
>>45560757Watame literally schlicked to this image
Is this true?>>45558423
>butt vatJESAS
>>45560904hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyeah I think that this is the cutest Kiara soundpost
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ummm, KFP, why do you have that many legs?
cute spiderbae cameo
What the hell is going on in the KFP basement?
>>45560958quaso
I'll I have to watch Kiara play something badly for 4 hours and read sc for 8 hours to get her impressions of holofes day 2?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whkwRJemGp8
>>45560973Ye
JIMMYFROGIARABUTTA TAKOA SPEEDFP
KFP you ogey?
>>45560907Time is nothing to a schizo.
WAS THAT HER ASS IN THAT INTRO?
BOK BOK BOK ITS CHIGGEN TYME
WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS?!
>>45560983Australians are either spiders, ostriches, or Br*tish, so, no.
>7PM GMT+1This time is way too convenient for us euros. She wanted to make us happy after 1 month of suffering
CHIGGEN TYME
I MISS THE 3D INTRO, CAN ANYONE POST THE SOUNDPOST PLEASE
>>45560889Whine in the comments about it, I will upvote
what do you do in Metroid Prime (remastered)?
nice assets
YAB
>>45561007>remember you're here forever
kino opener
T-Minus 3 minutes until first Chonky Wonky
The last quaso is in captivity Global is at peace
>>45561028it's the speed incubator
>>45561028JESAS
>>45560617Anya
>>45560930That means no stream today, see you in 3 days
>>45561007I see a spider rat!
>>45561028Kiara is a robot
I love my wife
Which one, bros?
>>45561061jump and shoot
>>45561006Are those the tako to kfp conversion chambers?
>>45561083>Ame just retweeted???
>>45561007Oh hey a FNAF reference
Kiara has been hit by sanctions...
>>45560998You could also do something else and then read the summary post in the thread and know just as much
>tune in>she's got a gunSHE'S GOT A GUN
wat da spider bae doin?
Kiara credit card got locked
>>45561072Damn, I remember when showing this overlay was a major yab that was considered worthy enough to edit out of a vod.
This Kiara intro makes her looks more like Ridley than Samus.>Kiara is Ridley>Kiara hunted down the Chozos for her own restaurant KFP IS CHOZOS!
>>45561007QUASO
>game still downloading>Kiara is in extreme debtyou forced my hand chicken
KFP is now being hit by sanctions....
I'm still watching Luna btw
>>45560998Why are chumbuds like this?
>>45561136oh shid I forgor about that nice guythanks
Good evening, what did I miss today aside from probably 80% of Watame's stream? Wawa just started though, nice
these pixel animations always remind me of Metal Slugi wish holos would play that masterpiece
>>45561147It ruins my immersion I am a Kiara anti now
>metroid prime stream>no metroid>no primeI don't get it.
>>45560946>first person shooter shooter
>>45561120I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...N-gage
>>45561120>console wars
THE AUSTRIAN IS RANTING ABOUT THE BANKS AGAIN
>>45561128...where is Ina?
>>45561161>2kkek, it's over for EN
>>45561210Yeah I kill gamers
>>45561028Kiara's ass heats up the eggs, hot
>can't see her new hair because of the helmetkiarachama....
>>45561120PC
>>45561120I've all three, baybee
wait... does this mean
>>45561028
>>45561007>Random Bae referenceCock n' Baelz is gonna set sail soon and they will form a dancing troupe
GOD I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR CARD PLAY THE GAME ALREADY IT'S BEEN ALMOST 10 MINUTES
>kiara uses a shitty local bank>i use a shitty local bankWE ARE
I think Metroid is a pretty cool guy. He kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>45561227Cam 4B.
>>45561135That's an arm cannon anon
>>45561204korone and subaru have played some of the games. korone's playthroughs are amazing.
KIARA NO THE BANK PERMISSIONS
>all the Takos currently defending their Oshi’s honor in that Ina catalog bait thread>hlgg suddenly devoid of shitpostingHmmmmmmmmmmm
>>45561265>I use a based local credit unionWe are not the same.
Quaso?
>>45561185nice, HOLOTORI UNITY
QUASO
Q U A S O
QUASO MENTION
Oyapol…
>>45561269y can't metroid crawl tho?
>>45560999>there was chance for metal holo but ist's gone
I'm shocked that sean is still around
+3quaso
Quaso!
KURAI GUNGUEERU
>>45561123Watch streams
QUASO?
>Sekiro at 2amim ngmi
>>45561269eh kill aliensYou get a C grade. Better get it right on the next test.
>>45560890All of them
>>45561269metroid is the orange halo guy, right?
>>45561007doing my best....
>You now remember the unvirginization project
>>45561120SEGA SHOULD HAVE WON
>>45561253Would that make Sana Stadia?
STOP IT WITH THE FUCKING CROSSAINT
>>45561156meds
>>45561185and she will change to summer office soon with only 4 of them again
>>45561007>kikirikiHe's defective
>>45561297>>45561305>>45561306>>45561308>>45561309
Do not quaso.
>>45561128kek
>>45561378Quaso
>>45501706Takos... Every time...
>>45561204
Here we go anti-Japan tangent
>>45561120
>Kiara returns to Austria>instantly forgets how to EnglishLove my ESL wife.
>>45560266Even if we pretend Other M is not canon, Prime 3 is, and if Samus as tall as fans want her to be, then other human in the Metroid universe are fucking giants.
>>45561120>Bae is the switch>PortableBRAVO
But where IS home?
Wait Kiara is back home already? The fuck
HOMEOME
KIARA HAS AN ACCOUNT AT CREDIT SUISSE KIARA MY BANK JUST DIED LETS GOOOOO
Finally... my sleep schedule can be fixed now...
>>45560353Imagine tasting the sweaty
Wouldn't it be smarter to switch banks anyway because an account like hers could get privileges?
>>45561389retard
>>45561204horsegami kolonel...
>>45561405It's where the heart is.
KEK BROTORI IN THE SHITHOUSE
BROTORI HATE
>>45561366kek
>>45561365What the fuck is a croissant?
Fucking brotori...
>>45561405Isn't home where the heart is?
I don't think quaso is funny
brotori...
NEETbro....
>>45561425Same bro. I even like CS bank account
Brotori has dun goofed again
>>45561120are you a console poster? holy fuck i thought phone posters were scum, but i guess you can go lower than that.
Brotori...
>>45561325I do. I just don't remember any multi legged chicken reference.
GET FUCKED CHONKERS
brotori is even dumber...
He neglected her cats!!!
HE'S USELESS
BROTORI...
>how are the babies doing>doesn't give contextimagine someone watching this for the first time
Fucking NEET cant do shit
>>45561470
brotori is in deep shit
>>45561495that's jimmy
FUCK YOUR HIGH MAINTENANCE CATS THIS IS WHY LONGHAIR CATS FUCKING SUCK
Brotori is a useless neet
>>45561470It's not funny.It's hilarious.
Fuck you Kiara, care for your cats yourself.
>>45561126cute and based
Wow what an asshole.
he should just say he hates cats
DON'T LET HIM BACK IN THE HOUSE
Who is more useless: Brotori or the brothers watson
I'm sure he was just too busy looking for a job
>waahh waahh brush my cats hurrr Brotori isn't your personal slave, Kiara. Stop being so fucking entitled.
That's why he'll never get a job...
>>45561531find a job, leech
Kiara reminds me of my younger sister, I feel you brotori.
no wonder hes a deadbeat (forma de useless and no money)
I wish I was Kiara's complete fuck-up of a brother
>>45561505Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh based?
Don't cats groom themselves? What the fuck?
imagine having cats which don't take care of themselves
>>45561531Brotori won’t fuck you
>>45561515He's just like (you)...
>>45561531GET A JOB YOU FILTHY NEET
>>45561527>>45561531>>45561556t. the useless fuckshit brotori
>served in the army>becomes useless NEETmany such cases!
Why do the homo's not get to perform at Holofest? Don't you guys feel bad for them?
I am here to hear the Quaso.
>>45561553brother watson spends his money on vbucks.Brotori has still lots of leeway.
>>45561553Better question, Who would win in a fight? Brotori, or brother watson?
>they are losing hairjust like me...
>>45561420she has wings dude
>>45561556>mooch off employed relative>crash at their place>only condition is 'please brush my cats'>doesn't brush cats
>>45561556she literally owns him
>>45561600does Brotori even have money
where da metroid @?
>>45561147>worthy enough to edit out of a vod.Yeah... Zeta definitely doesn't do it like twice per week... Yeah...
>Kiara will soon have 3 hairless cats
>>45561623in the store
>>45561594He's like me but i didn't served in army
>>45561470quasogey
>>45560616uwaa
I can fix him.
>>45561604brotori is a man of godbrother watson doesn't have a chance
>>45561604Brother Watson would win via crystal power.
did kiara see Moris confession yet
Kiara got oneguy'd
bald fat fucks
>>45561527if my little sister told me her cats needed to be brushed every day for two months I would have shaved them
PLAY THE FUCKING GAME KIARA
>>45561556She let this useless NEET stay in her apartment for free while he's "looking for a job", the least he can do is brush her cats every once in a while
>GET OUTlmao
>>45561623Called the fuck out.
>>45561470I think.... ________quaso______
Kiara seems pretty angry lately.
MY TANGENTS
>>45561663Based Lion cut
>opening kiara's stream to watch gameplay
>doesthisannoyyou.jpg
metroid prime looking kind of weird....
>>45561403Kinda makes sense that humans will be gigachad tier without trying in a spacefaring civilization. If you're a midget despite the advanced sciences of a type 2-3 civilization there's something wrong with you.
play the game already
>>45561594He's just like me
I appreciate she's playing Metroid Prime, but once again this should have been a Zatsu/SC stream. She also needs to ignore those fuckers in chat.
>>45561623Ezra Faulkchamma.....
>>45561204anon... All you need to do is search it up on yt...
What, who is the guy, I need to fix him. Teach him a lesson about tangent manners
>>45561658The what now?
>>45561665Aber warum?
>>45561684I would be too if my POS NEET brother didn't brush my cats' hair
greychamas....
>now we have to sit on the light mode menu
>>45561684Her cats have matted fur >:|
>>45561614Brotori is based honestly
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHE DID SORENS PARALOUGE OFF STREAM.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI am beyond mad.
>>45561623Tallon IV
Zero suit wawa when
>>45561688Getting some real mileage out of these puppets, all things considered
>>45561553Brother Watson is a based /fit/izen who gives very useful health advice and chats up babes at the gym.
>>45561681imagine the meltdown if she came home to that
>>45561684no shark cunny
>>45561604Brother Watson (the elder) would fight Ame's bullies and watches MMA so I'm guessing him
Brotori would get a job if Kiara just showed him more kindness…
>>45561604A fight in bed?
Every fucking time kek
Thoughts?
>>45561495At Crunchyroll Expo the drumsticks were called "Jimmy's legs" on the menu so Kiara joked about Jimmy having many legs.
Veronica HATES her partymates
>>45561258WHERE IS MA NIGGA?
>>45561659It keeps fucking happening like jfc use your brain and ignore retards
>>45560708I'm against it because it can get in the way of the stream.
>>45561724flashbang punishment for cutting off her zatsu time
>>45561594>>45561701Shut the fuck up retards, everywhere I look they're offering work for retards who fucked around in the military and will practically pay for you to go to school and get a 9-5 gov contractor IT work for $80,000
>>45561700This image is so useful and maleable for Kiara streams
>>45561604brotori has God on his side
>>45561715https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1637484429361782784
>>45561258
>>45561760good times
>>45561758round thoughts
>>45561604Brotori. Brother Watson is jacked and roganpilled but Brotori has to win or he gets kicked out forever, he has desperation on his side
>>45561729was it suppose to be a fun fight?
Just do a zatsu kiwawa. You clearly want to
>>45561608Gura loves bald. You have a chance now
>>45561739It looks good
>>45561556>crash at her place>eat of her food>refuse to do the bare minimumYeah, he is not a slave, he is a goddamn leech.
>>45561604money is on brother watson, brotori was in the army but I don't think he keeps active
>ParasitThat her brothers account?
>everyone returning home from Japanrespective chances we get an Ame, Gura, or Ina stream this week?
Funny that the bird woman is playing the bird woman game.
>>45561829No, that's RMT
I fucking love the Metroid Prime theme. One of my top game BGMs.
Did this thread ever pretend to be gay for Brotori? You know, like how teamates and hoomans pretend to be gay.
>>45561798YOUMOTHERFUCKER
>>45561798AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I OPENED IT
>WHAT IS THIS LANGUAGE
ABSOLUTE KINO OPENING THEME
>>45561700kek, nice
>>45561420yeah that's crazy it almost makes you think she wasn't actually in Japan at the time of the concert, but no way right? it's a live performance after all
>>45561648Mumei, you're at the death's door. Fix yourself first.
>>45561798NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Comparing the day1 (top) and day2 (bottom) VODs on the ad-roll sections, the major differences are1. day2 is 3dB quieter2. day2 is slightly noisierTurn up the volume a little on day2 and stop worrying about it
>>45561847>pretend
>>45561819That's a cow.
Will Kiara watch the atelier ryza anime?
>>45561806I was looking foward to her reaction to bestie boy Soren.For how much of a joke the main story his, they really captured Soren's character as an autistic asshole / tsundere.
>don't play ME cause she don't like SF>plays METROID
>>45561798GET HER OFF ME
>>45561688kek
>>45561633>3But she has only... oooh
>>45561838Hello Kiara
>>45561847>teamates>hoomans>pretend
>>45561837Gura is guaranteed for the weekend.
Wait Samus is a bird?
Kiara, Ame and Gura have brothers. Anyone else in EN have them?
Samus is a bird? How the hell did I miss that lore after all these years
>>45561729That paralogue is kinda ass desu. The only thing we really missed was her reaction to Soren being gay for Ike
>>45561837Ina's sick and probably sticking around in japan for a while
>>45561829ex-RMT iirc
she should start with Metroid...
>>45561604>power scaling their singing>power scaling their dancing>now power scaling their brothers it's so tiring...
>This feels so old alreadyKiara...
I'm still amazed that many Holos from ID and EN actually played games and had favourites before joining. Where I'm from most girls only play shit like League or Overwatch
>>45561758orange thoughts head empty
>>45561845the metorid Prime OST is the greatest work ever conceived. and yet if U played it at "The Club" youd be treated like vermin
>>45561901bonkers love!
>>45561604>Brother Watson = Monk>BroTori = Paladin>Paladin >>>>>>>> MonkBroTori easy!
Metroid is a bird lady?
If I meet a woman and she has a longhair cat I immediately disassociate
kiara jinxing herself
Aaah, this music is so nostalgic.
Gawd damn I cannot get tired of this OST
>>45561911mumei
>>45561828he did a fucking 3000km foot pilgrimage semi-recently
>Samus is a girl?
>>45561917I've been staring at that ass too much to realize such things
I like SamusBut hate KiaraNow what
>>45561920and I'm sick of Ina's lazy ass not streaming
I may be confusing things but isn't ASS a black people fetish?
cat women are a major red flag
is normal actually normal or is it hard
>>45561772Not really.
>>45561917What? She was raised by the Chozo (bird aliens) and got gene spliced so she can use their power armor. This has been the lore since the very first game
>>45561885She's opening up to it. She mentioned wanting to try Fallout on Ame's stream.
>>45561937That's what happens when you are a zoomer
>>45561972You keep spamming the thread like you have already been doing, I guess
>>45561837Are you actually retarded enough to think they were in Japan this weekend?
>distress bacon
i want to eat metroid's ass
>>45561908No, she's a bimbo
>>45561911The only thing I remember about Gura's brother is him sending her a dick pic
>>45561556If your brother can't brush your pussy dvdry day, what is he even good for?Brother Watson has to deal with a saltwater tanks but he knows a thing or two about probably maintaining someone's cat.
>>45561847Nah but this thread talked a lot about daving rental boyfriend
DISTRESS BACON
https://youtu.be/27NChT-HqJM?t=31
>>45561970this is the part where I shitpost about trannies with bridget and get banned
Haatons......
>>45561966When you consider his lazy escapades, perhaps he made up the trip completely.
oh shit it's the EU version that has narration, I'm not used to it
>>45561995when i was 3 i could barely speak my own name
>distresses ur bacon
casual modo? EHHHHHHHHHHH?
Oh yeah, this version has narration
I know a person who worked in Dread
>>45561989single + pet in general
>distressed bacon>Haachama’s fansKiara too soon…
>>45562023Brother shark ruined the hoodie for her kek
I miss the days when Samus and Metroid were the litmus tests for gamer "cred". That's the reason there are so many cheap Samus cosplays.
>>45562021Which Metroid game does her bimbofication happen in?
>>45561937>women>games
>>45561970bichads stay winning
>>45562021bimbird
It'll probably take her three parts
>finish within 2 daysDYRBI
>>45561258She was in japan teaching mumei how to spin
>Game is shortWhat
>>45562040what happened to reine's face
>>45561917She was raised by the Chozo and has Chozo DNA in her. The Chozo are the ones who made her Varia Suit.
>>45562070yeah my dad
>>45562000All of EN are zoomers too
Samus is made for being instant lossed by Ridley and shamefully cumming on monster alien cock.
>europeans need the plot explained to them by narrator man because they are brainlets
>>45562055She had to grow up fast after Ridley killed her parents and entire colony
>>45562023The only thing I know is he played baseball and still does in college.
>Game is shortShe doesn't know..
https://litter.catbox.moe/3xxhgx.mp4
>>45562091Mother MMMMmmmmm
is this supposed to be a old game?
>>45561470It isn't, but then again neither was cums on you or TOMORROW or boomgey Just wait for them to find a new meme to latch onto next month
>>45561798TASKUTEEEEEE
>>45562050I believe it. I was friends with a middle class NEET whose parents let him bum around and smoke weed all day at one point, they did shit like this all the time.
>>45562134>t. narratorless seethe
>>45562115It's like 6-8 hours.
>>45562128ISRAEL
Just hearing these game sounds again....home
>>45561995>Oji-chanYeah she definetly had some bird dna inside her during her childhood
retard
>>45561838wtf shes here
I still can't believe Kiara is actually streaming Metroid Prime
>>45562023Oh yeah. He said her hoodie looked like a dick and sent her some among us dick meme or something. Is brother shark pounding his big sisters cunny?
>>45561604WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE POWERSCALING THEIR BROTHERS NOW?WHAT IS NEXT POWERSCALING THEIR MOTHERS?-OH WAIT
Kiara willingly choosing to stream a sci fi game, times have changed
>>45562091She became blond in Super Metroid so that one, she was ginger before.
>>45562046this image is older than most of themgood old times
>>45562130irys/kiara/ina all tread dangerously close to hag years.
>>45562205>13-14 hoursYeah that's about two Kiara streams
>>45562204There is basically nothing she won't stream as long as KFP are into it. Factorio soon
>>45562055Anon that just says a lot about you. Most kids can have simple conversations slightly detatched from reality by 2.
I am watching your wawa because the last time I missed a EN playing Metroid she graduated. Don't thank me for saving your oshi
>>45561872What numberfaggotry did you just bring upon our sacred land?
>>45561970it was better back then.....
>>45562158She looks like she's waiting for stuffs to happen
감사합니다
>>45562211Mamatori can beat literally everyone
>>45562239But she's starting at 7pm...
>>45562211>mothers>AmeLow blow my man. Low blow.
kiara.....
>>45562211Mama Watson is a bitchass, there's no scaling.Auntie Watson is godtier however.
>>45562133>killed an entire colony with fire and lasers>kills 2 married people in front of their child while dramticly standing on the last intact building and snapping their neckRidley is a fucking dramawhore
>>45562142>>45562115it kinda is, at least by what she plays.
i want to watch kiara play mpr but at the same time i'm a turboautist about this game and watching her stumble around like a drooling retard is going to cause me physical pain
Does anyone know the name of the song that Botan sang?
I remember when Gura played this game 1 time and Super Metroid twice. EN needs a retro gamer hag like Koyori or Korone.
>>45561908>birdYeah, she has chozo dna and metroid dna too
>>45562211We don't even need to powerscale their mothers, everyone knows Mamatori wins in literally every scale.
>>45562281
>auto aim is a mechanicwhy are consolefags like this
just opend kiara's streamhow is she doing? what did I miss?
>>45562046Bridget is a man and I want to fuck him in the ass
>>45562318Based
>>45562313The pain will build character
>>45562321circle of life
>>45562322>retro gamer hag
>>45562163>Initial release date: November 18, 2002older then most of our posters
>>45562341>what did I miss?Brotori is a useless NEET
Prime Trilogy supports full m&kb on Dolphin. I think Kiara should stream that instead of this mid remake.
>>45562322Gura played Dread, not Prime.
>>45562326>>45562294>>45562269Kenzokus, teamates did I miss something why are KFP saying Mamatori always wins
>>45561120Would Sana be the Sega Dreamcast?
floppy hehe
this is going to confuse kiara
>>45562242Imagine Kiara taking on Sana's legacy
>>45562336it's kind of necessary for how the game is designedthat being said playing it on the wii trilogy with motion controls was based as fuck and worked surprisingly well
>>45562070Hi spainon
The sweet spot for motion controls is just the normal controllers, but activating motion in the camera menu, I wonder if she'll be able to get that from the chat's crazy instructions
>>45562390>kenzoku>newfagchecks out
>>45562211kek thats mean
Why wouldn't Brotori just steal some of Kiara's worn panties and sell them to KFP for infinite money
Worst smelling hag pussy in Hololive? Botan, Mio or Korone
>>45562368haha, can't be true, you have to be 18 to post here!
KFP you told me kiara doesn’t like FPS and yet here she is?
>Samus with a jetpackWhat?
>>45562387>>45562322And she will never finish both metroids!
>>45562240CK bros!
Based mamatori
>>45562390Teamates know better than me but my impression is that Ame's mom is a Mori fan *wink wink
>>45562341She hasn’t mentioned Mori in 30 minutes of streaming, they HATE each other again.
>>45562429yes all images with a holo means they are a fan of that holo
>>45562448prime is barely an fps
Behave, KFP!Mamatori is watching.
>>45562318>>45562350Mori's actual realistic answer
>>45562448I heard she hates sci fi, WTF?
>>45562192lapsama my retard
>>45562455Shes always had a jetpack
>>45561185>the blue, yellow and orange are properly blended>shrek green and burgundy tacked on to the end
>>45562390How is that even a question?
>MamaTori is a MetroidfagIt's over.....
>>45562448Hot blonde super woman
>>45562448Ame recommended it to her
>>45562431>Why wouldn't Brotori just steal some of Kiara's worn panties and use them to jerk offFtfy
>>45562322>Super Metroid twiceShe was literally at the end of the game
>>45561989I think you are afraid of strong women anon. You can fuck a woman AND her cats while she is away.
wao nice hololive english kiara
We need another Mamatori stream
kek kiara
>>45562390Mamatori is incredibly based in both her lifestyle and her gaming tastes.
>>45562240KFP how do I have to suck off to convince her to play SF6 when it comes out? Lots of cute girls in it you know.
>>45562475ESPECIALLY Towa's images
>>45562390Maybe if you stopped spending all your time selecting towa images you'd learn something.
>>45562439Botan's bestial bush.
>>45562455She has Jetpack DNA
>>45562381Prime Trilogy would require she get a Wii or Wii U, its also no big deal because the game is designed for controllers. She just needs to adjust.Also this is a remaster, not a remake. Learn your terminology.
>>45562475this but unironically
>>45562390
>>45562516she already wants to
Luna princess is about to marry Lunar princess
>>45562390Mamatori is basicaly the german version of a redneck. She cops her own firewood and lives in the woods
>>45561604is brother watson weak to gluten? brotori could cover himself in flour for reflective damage
God I love the Frigate Orpheon theme. Sets the mood so wellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDReqFj4yeMAnd it only kicks in once you see the parasite queen corpse
>>45562485BASED
Anons please explain the plot of Samus' DNA to me like I am 5What is she in this game, and what is she in the most recent game in canon? I thought she was just human with a bit of bird but there's other stuff like metroid DNA and the X parasite and the SA-X parasite and the metroid vaccine please anon I just need to know please anon I beg you
>>45562489>>45562448double negative
>>45562318Based>>45562485Also based
>>45562475why else would you use T*wa images?
THE GAMER
Are there any jumpscares in this game? I don't remember it very well
I think Watame should eat less chips.
>is this a horror gamewawa....
>>45562475No one but kenzoku would willingly use towa images
>>45562455yeah more like jet packing that fat dump truck
>>45561397PICK ONE
>>45562516Her friend did artist work for it so she's going to play it
>>45562509
>>45562516No one, because she said she wanted to try it out already. One of her friends worked on the game or something.
>4.1kIs Kiara inclining?
>>45562485doesn't mori hate nintendo?
>>45562485Guys help, my Gameboy is a cute Gamegirl
>why does this feel like a horror gameEvery game is a horror game to you, 10chou.
[Kiara news] Kiara is scared
>>45562559Ok so basically, people REALLY love injecting their DNA into Samus
>>45562485The threads reaction to her bag was hilarious
>>45562544>>45562591>>45562597lets gooooooo
oh hey i got gifted a wawa membershipim gonna loot all the goodies, kfp
>>45562608No.
>>45562599Go back.
>>45561120I ain't talkin' about that wii
Someone is ready for Alien Isolation
>Morphology: Space PirateSpace Pirates are a race now?
>>45562485Ackshully she has a DS lite, but I see your point
>>45562516Just show her a pic of the new milf chun li
>>45562537I said on Dolphin, you illiterate dumbass. It's literally free.
kiara is going to fucking shit herself when the parasite queen shows up lmao
>>45562580
>>45562542Gura and Ina are the only ones in myth with an actual nuclear family
>>45562608no
>>45562448nintendo doesn't count
>>45562341her best
>>45562505Anon she didn't even get to Draygon
>>45562542WDSDIB
>>45562599wtf it goes only up to 1080 for me
>Scared of Metroid PrimeIt's funny, but I'll admit the underwater parts are unnerving.
>>45562641Its also illegal.
>>45562381yeah she should, I'm sure Nintendo would love that
>>45562643hot
>>45562573失礼しますが死んでください
No one will top Luna's Metroid
>>45562655whats draygon
Kiara is being extra ESL today!
>>45562631Might be worth watching the lotr streams and fishing for the archive global thread.
>orifieece
V word mention
>>45562599they're here for the game LOL
>umbilical is a weird word to Kiara
THE V-WORD
Imagine being able to cuddle up to Kiara whenever she gets scared of the game because of the weird music.
>pictured: the least crazy fembeat
>>45561120PC[/spoiler]I own every console as well so they may as well all be my wives[/spoiler]
>>45562637Did any Holo ever play that? Before the Holocaust maybe?
>>45561604isnt brother watson literally /fit/
Why can't metroid crawl?
VAGINA MENTION
Back in 2014 I thought Destiny would have cosmic horror because the tutorial had jumpscares and spooky music
>>45562390>played mass effect, doom, minecraft etc>snaps chicken necks with her bare hands>dragged kiara out to hunt animals
I do not envy having your own mother watch and judge your gaming prowess
>>45562710She has spent almost all of 2023 in Japan so far, give her a break
>>45562580So true sis.
>>45561781ooof 80,000 for dev work? this is why gov has shitiest software
Why is Kiara streaming at 3AM
Would Kiara get scared while playing NES Metroid?
>FPS with lock on autoaimBoomers actually played this crap and enjoyed it?
AM BALL
>>45562706draygon my balls on your face
>>45562559The Metroid timeline is basically all over the place
>>45562706The third major boss...
I never had a console growing up but this is giving me major Republic Commando vibes
>>45562390Mamatori is extremely powerful. Slaughters her own animals, chops her own wood, plays MTG while also being a based boomer gamer who supported Kiara's hopes and dreams and actually watches her streams while suggesting content and providing feedback.She also made a vaguely sinister card for KFP.
>>45562739spoilerchama...
>>45562559You already have the basics. The Chozo bird people fused her DNA with theirs so she could survive on their planet. Later on she got infected by the X parasite which fuses with beings and becomes them but it was stopped by the metroid DNA vaccine. This resulted in her becoming 4 different species and having all their powers and a few of their weaknesses.
>>45562739Nice spoiler. Does PC stand for Pretty Clueless?
>tourists tried to cuckpost with kaigainiki-anon>anon straight up told him he stands for UnityThat guy really is the second coming of Joseph
>>45562703https://files.catbox.moe/vgxrkn.mp4I don't have a soundpost version. I thought I did.
>>45562767Yes, the sound the game makes when you get power ups is very loud
BECOME ball
>eingelocht uuuuuuuuuhhhHoly fucjking shit Kiara you cant just do that to me
>>45562599Post Fes bump, Mumei and Mori also had higher numbers than usual yesterday.
>>45561881no, just a german lady
>>45562559The prime series is set between metroid 1 and 1 so she’s still human with some chozo dna. Then after the prime trilogy is the rest of the series so by fusion she has some metroid dna in her also.
How does Samus fit into the little ball? Did she get spliced with ball DNA or something?
>>45562390Now powerscale Kiaras and Ames dads
>>45562673Emulators aren't illegal. And not like anyone will notice if she just says she's playing on Wii.
cute wawa
>>45562806ok, naruhodo
>>45562795>>45562802I’m a chumbud I’m not supposed to be smart
>>45562431Because KFP would rat him out.
>>45562739Nice spoilers
So what happens to Samus' bones when she becomes a ball?
>>45562773Metroid Prime is a Nintenyearold game
You know what Kiara stream needs? TUUUUBES
Kiara's ESL nature is getting to her...
>>45562739I can see you have a lot of experience with PCs given your skill with keyboard shortcuts
>>45562767Honestly yes.
I love my ESL wife
>>45562785She also called the new LoTR thing "woke bullshit"
>>45562851She has reverse boneits so her bones are extra flexible
Kiara is extra ESL today... cute.
>>45562851they becomen jelly
>>45562773Trust me, it plays like fucking shit. I can't believe people like it either.
>>45562833very carefully
>>45562839>And not like anyone will noticeMio...
>>45562118Wawa's artstyle is literally pulled from 90s "how to draw manga" magazines
>>45562796>>45562830thanks bros
>>45562762IT, not development, if you were in the army and have clearance and are not braindead enough to learn software, you can probably fast track to like $150k. I live in the mid-Atlantic area and literally always see positions open for people who are within 2-3 hours from DC.
>>45562842Ah it stands for Pon Chumbie, nahone.
>>45562839Okay, calm down, Mio.
Kiara comes from the orange parts, I cum into the orange parts.
puressu purassu
>>45562926and I love it
unterseeboot is the only important class anyway
Someone please tell her to charge shoot at a wall so I can see her reaction to Samus' face on the visor
>>45562851samus is a takodachi
Oh god I'm getting motion sick
>>45562888she's rightwith emphasis on bullshit, braind dead AI could wrote better series
>>45562839>Emulators aren't illegal.True, its perfectly legal to play copies of games you have legally purchased on them.However, saying 'it's literally free' is tacit admission of using pirated ISOs, which is not legal.
>>45562935>willingly join the military>not braindeadlemao
This image once again proven true
3d maps are always kino
>>45561120I always go with PlayStaition and I am always right with this choiceNintendo is for babies and Xbox has no games
GYRO GURO MENTION
Kiara seems kinda dumb today
>a fucking red superchat to give instructionsI'll never understand this. Maybe I'm not rich enough
>>45562906>Anon is ESLCall them a shitnigger and tell them to kill themselves>Kiara is ESLCUTE CUTE CUTEWhy are you like this?
>>45562957She'll see it eventually. Be patient.
Luna is married.
>>45562851She's part bird so they are both spongy and hollow. They bend
>>45563009just get a job bro
>>45562957better not remind her so she can freak out
>>45562851
oh god she's gonna make me motion sick with the gyro controls
Reminder to all other holo girls: Play the game correctly or don't bother. Don't cheat and use baby modes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mysPbUH-PBM&t=11730shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mysPbUH-PBM&t=11779s
>>45562431He just came back feom a pilgramage. He is a man of god, gained enlightenment and has no need for mortal possesions anymore. He uses all his wisdome and time to NOT DO THE ONE THING KIARA ASKED HIM TO DO. PRUSH THE FUCKING CATS YOU USELESS WASTE OF SPACE
>>45562997I just got PTSD looking at that pic
Luna is now taken
>>45563008>cute girlthere is your answer
>>45562321Found, it's called Melody if anyone's curious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJpK7ut4E8M
>>45561258Frogiwawa is no longer in captivity. The galaxy is no longer at peace...
>>45563008You will never be a cute girl
>>45563008Anon can be cute while ESL too as long as you're saying cute things
Kiara needs to unlock her gaming potential. Her mom is a gamer.
>>45562957Only I will be tripping balls, just like the rain.
>>45562926Kiara is a weeb/wapanese from 20 years ago teleported to our timeline so we can remember how to enjoy things without irony
CONTAINMENT BREACH
>>45563023Eyyyy great point actually
>>45562990pretend my post had a dozen asterisks in front of it, but honestly I'm jealous since I'm not military, but live in an area where having minimal clearance is like an additional $10,000 onto your average salary
>>45563008anons need to be cute girls
>>45563059>containment breach
>>45562888And she shit on the second half of Game of Thrones (Kiara still mostly liked it, but it's ok when she does it). Honestly everything we've heard from or seen Mamatori do is unfathomably based.
Hey guys just came from visiting my cousin's wedding, saw my cousin dance with the bride's dad. It was pretty sweet.But then I remember Ame got no dad.
>>45563008Kiara is a cute Austrian who is ESL, not a smelly and fat SEAman who is ESL.
metroidfags are not souls autists kiara dont worry
But kiara... THE LORE
>>45563020yeah, to me
>>45561837Wait, when are they attending Chammers' funeral?
>>45562573*munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch*
>>45563041Kiara can't even use save states so I'm not sure why you're even bringing this up
The last time i ever been motionsick in a game was AvP
>>45562926It's so cute! I hope we get a drawing stream soon
>>45563122True they are worse
>>45563075She didn't inherit the gamer genes.
>lores
>>45563092>Honestly everything we've heard from or seen Mamatori do is unfathomably based.She gave birth to Kiara, which is one of the most cringe things anyone could do
Kiara must read all the "lores"
>>45563020>>45563052>Luna started elden ring way later than Ina and still became elden lord firstOH NO NO NO TAKOS?
>>45563008I only use ESL as an insult when you are shitposting. I couldn't care less about people not speaking in perfect english on a mongolian basket weaving forum
>>45563092Mamatori doesn't like the Yakuza series
>>45563131Ranni you whore, I though we had something special
>>45563008get tits like these
>>45562318BASED>>45562485ALSO BASED
>>45563161Kiara is based cringe, so it's based.
>>45563020worst ending
ONE STREAM
>>45563154What is there to get autistic about? >Oh you missed this item or upgrade>Oh she's lostThat's about it I would imagine?
>>45561604Brother Watson would probably give himself strength buffs with some medicinal shrooms, then distract Brotori with some weird conspiracy theories and proceed take him out while he's too confused to defend himself.
fluid sex in the mouth
>>45563083kek
>>45562986Distributing pirated software is illegal.Using pirated software is not illegal. The consumer is not responsible to source-check their software and is not accountable for its source.Pirated software is against the terms of use for most software and hardware platforms--which is obviously not a law or legally enforceable in any way. Things get rocky because streaming companies rely on good relations with companies to secure permission to stream their content, and one of the precepts that comes with that agreement is "abide by the terms of service." This is why corporate vtubers in general avoid emulators like the plague, because it can harm relations with the companies whom they rely on.
I think all First Person games sucksSeeing the character is better
>>45563155Explain how she beat the NPC in Elden Ring while tangenting?
>>45563172But anon, you are ESL too
I might be a lorefag, but I'd not recommend going scan crazy in Prime to a noob.
Why doesn’t Kiara just have sex with Brotori?
>>45563122just wait until some of the speedtrannies get a whiff of the stream
>>45563190
>>45563169Retard
kiara dot dot dot
>>45563175To be fair I think even most Japanese boomers would find it rather baffling and altogether too quriky.
>>45562836do you think ame and kiara have ever talked about their dads with each otheralso ame's dad is jackie chan so he wins automatically unless kiara's dad is actually chuck norris
Next year Korone will perform Triple Baka
>>45563222>Using pirated software is not illegal.lol yes it is
I think gyro for controllers in FPS games should be a more common feature
>>45563229Your point being?
>>45563203Anon thats the whole game...people are going to get super autistic about every little missile upgrade she misses
>>45563223But in first-person, you BE the character.
gochisousamadeshita~
>>45563239Finally someone said it, based
>>45563222>Using pirated software is not illegal.Bruh
dead space would kill her IRL
>>45563223you just want to see the character bulge and butt, got it
kek, Kiara + even a slightly spooky FPS is a kino combo
>>45563169This isn't end of game, she's still far away from catching up to Inabut she's definitely finishing game before her
>>45563155we still haven't seen her in her gaming forte f2p anime korean MMOs
>>45563260She'll do a real life hadoken.
>>45563223immersion >looking pretty
>>45563169Takokeks in shambles
>>45563305it would be kino up until that point, though
>>45563305she would pee her pants on stream and that's hot
>>45563190I DON'T KNOW WHY
Man I must've played this section in the demo at Best Buy like 15 times waiting for Christmas to finally come
>>45563222Nintendo stop making your honeypot less obvious
>>45563008I never bully ESL anons as long as they make normal posts, they're just trying to enjoy hololive in their own way.I will mercilessly remind ESL schizos that they're subhumans if they shit on any of the girls though.
>>45562158ANYA'S PUSSY BULGE
>>45563259>chuck norrisAnon, he lost a fight against Bruce Lee...
>>45563355IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW LONG IT LASTS
Panicked Kiara is *chef's kiss*
>>45563223Type B user detected.
We should pump Kiara full of Phazon and see what happens. Surely nothing bad will occur.
>>45563008ESLs are cute, I would never shit on them unless they're shitposting.
>>45562736She sets the curve, actually
>can i stick my gun into it
>>45563222Imagine living in a country where piracy is a crime
>>45563276Speak of the devil
>Is Metroid a scary game?Well, it's inspired on the movie Alien. Also, SA-X and EMMIs. But Prime, not really.
>>45563169Anon...
>sees opening>wants to stick something into it
>>45563336good gameplay > muh immersion
>>45563382yeah but jackie chan was his underling
>>45563382NTA but to be fair Jackie Chan is no Bruce Lee.
smart wawa
>>45563169She's not lord yet. Also with Luna playing Elden Ring that means Ina shouldn't have any permissions issues since Cover already asked for perms this month. So it's just a matter of will she go back to it.
>>45563373>pussy>bulgewhat
>>45563175She just didn't "get" it, it was too wacky for her.
>>45562390built her own lake house innawoods>can survive in the wild according to kiara>raises animals just to kill and eat them (can slaughter an adult pig)>built her own PC>has played Diablo 2, WoW (Horde Chad), System Shock, Morrowind, Everquest, Starship Titanic, Neverhood Chronicles, Serious Sam etc.>tier 100 minecraft autist>suggested Quake when asked for an FPS to play>basically just told kiara "it will only make you stronger" every time her daughter had problems>called the GoT sequel "woke shit">keeps spamming Kiara with "PLAY MASS EFFECT" every day
This game is kinda scary
>>45563434immersion IS gameplay
It's cute, but how does Kiara get scared by literally everything? I remember her even getting scared by her pickaxe breaking in minecraft.
>>45563454She has a VERY puffy vulva
>>45563454its a FAT ASS pussy
>>45562158Anya did amazing... I cried...
>>45563460women literally cannot get yakuza
>>45563175They're games women will never understand
>>45563008This >>45563172 >>45563362
>>45563008cuz we can't understand shitbut its ok when cute girls does itsimple as
>>45563469Prime ain't shit compared to Fusion in that regard.
>>45563459>>basically just told kiara "it will only make you stronger" every time her daughter had problemsif that's the case why is Kiara such a petty, whiny bitch?
>>45563175A minor hiccup in Mamatori's otherwise excellent taste.
>>45563454Puffy vulva
>>45563454Some Japanese women have so much pubic hair that when they do microbikini oil dance JAVs it looks like they have a small bulge. Not that I'd know anything about that.
just like me fr fr
Btw, was casual mode added in this game? I don't remember it in the original.
Zillienials rise up
>>45563472it's not. le spooky walking sims rely entirely on muh immersion and there isn't a mote of gameplay in any of those "interactive experiences".
>>45563459Strongest autist.
>>45563499>GBA game>scary
Just say yes Kiara. Its an FPS
Watame is pissing directly into my mouth for a third time tonight.
>>45563304>>45563269>zoomers grow up thinking "activate windows" is evidence of a felonylmao why is basic tech literacy so terrible among a generation raised on tech?
>>45563259That filename...
>>45563272Gyro with capacitive buttons to activate it is the way to go.
>>45563222>Using pirated software is not illegal.It is. It's also extremely easy to get away with, which is where your misconception might stem from.
>>45563269>>45563304If you use the strict definition of illegal, than no it is not. It comes down to civil law vs criminal law. Using pirated software is a civil offense not a criminal one.
>>45563459wow
I JWU, how's Wawa liking Metroid so far?
Why didn't everyone run out of the building when the song yelled FAIYAAAAAAAAAAAA?
Just admit it's because Samus is hot, Kiara
ruthless chicken
Samus is probably the woman I have jacked off to the most in my entire life.
JWU>Kiara Metroid PrimeWtf, why didn't anyone tell me Kiara was based?
>>45563579Its a horror game
>>45562599>>45562824Iofi had OVER A THOUSAND earlier
>>45563336who are you quoting
>>45563579She is scaredMetroid is a horror game
>>45563579she's screaming at literally everything like it's the scariest shit she's ever seen
>>45563589based
>>45563588Not your mother?
>>45563588Good taste, teamate. For me it's probably Chun Li.
>>45563582Scared of everything, but seems to really like it.
Luna was way too happy about killing Blaidd
You don't know how much I missed Kiara's frightened chimp screams.
>>45563545you would think that they should be more acquainted with technology, they use it since childhood
>>45563502That style of parenting causes mental health issues
>>45563502That's not very quaso of you
>>45563545we're talking about basic legal literacy, and it looks like you failed, because using pirated software is definitely illegal, people have been sued for it and had their businesses or even lives destroyed
>>45563589>cause death of kiwawa
Samus should've been a man
That something under the table was me btw.
>>45563502Queso?
>>45562824those were normal Mori number when playing a semi-popular game
Can't even do my job without getting kicked.
>>45563579She loves it.
>>45563622What the fuck?
Is Ayame's song going to have an MV?
>>45563658and you should have been aborted at birth but yet here we are
>>45562836Who runs faster or what?
Kiara really wants to put her gun into something...
>>45563522from the WII version I believe, I think the remaster has the same options as the WII version just renamed
>The whore in this game is ME???Someone soundpost that
I'm the only one watching luna
>>45563664What is going on in that head?
>>45563623
Luna has no honour
>>45563169Ina will go back to Elden Ring next week
>>45563522Technically it was in Trilogy first but it was called normal mode
>>45563623I'm more of a Cammy White appreciator myself.
fauna really is a massive numberfag. convincing cover to host holofes right before her birthday.
am big ball
>>45563648I want to eat that quaso straight from that takos fine ass
>>45563649>businesses used an important word there anon, think about it!
BALLIARA IKZ
>>45563414There are countries where piracy isn't a crime? Hoist the sails, men! We set sail for kinder waters. I can't wait to bag myself a merchant ship in the Caribbean.
>>45563649>basic legal literacy>doesn't know the difference between civil vs criminal lawkek
>>45563502It's actually pretty simple. Supportive as mamatori is, Kiara's naturally a _________quaso.
>>45563502Hard times create soft men create hard times
>>45563642she really does sound like a monkey
JESUS
I want Kiara to play Super MetroidKFP do your job
god dammit wawa you have missiles USE THEM
kiara turning into a monkey
>>45563545Because their tech consists of pawing at screens of portable skinner boxes.
>>45563712Juri for me, yes I am a footCHAD
>>45563722that finger
there it is
Nyaa deleted the holofes torrents?That's fucking weird.
Deathloop flashbacks
SHE SAW THE THING
REFLECTION YAB
>>45563665
I can't understand anything Luna is saying.
Nice she saw it
Meds Kiwawa
TECHNOLOGY
>>45563576Mama-Mori is honestly kinda based too. And Ollie's mom has a sexy evil laugh.
Doxbeat...
>Replying to the niji shitposting bot when there's a stream going onstop that
ABAYO REFLECTION
>game is doxxing SamusWTF!?
Kiara doxxed
>>45562957There you go
REFLECTION YAB NUKE THE VOD
>>45563702Nothing
>>45563693wtf smol ame is based?
OH NO BROS THE REFLECTIONS
>Samus reflection yabSAMUSKEKS OUR RESPONSE?
Kiaras gonna fuck herself!
>>45563744SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO
>>45563658
>>45563563Anon if you go into any computer store and buy a copy of windows there's a 99% chance you're buying a pirated copy on a burned disc. Do you really think courts will pass liability onto the consumer for owning and using software because of its source? That's not enforceable in the slightest. There are a lot of complicated laws that dictate copy and distribution rights for software but no sane jurisdiction is going to print a law that says "if your windows didn't come from microsoft, the fed will come for you"This post is not legal advice.
>>45563788Oh man, this takes me back. This and TUUUUBES
>>45563522was added with the TrilogyVanilla Gamecube = Trilogy Veteran = Remastered NormalTrilogy Normal = Remastered Casual
>>45563775I think they merged them and reuploaded it again
>>45563785She's speaking Japanese
>nobody posted TUUUUBES comics yet
>>45563744why do you have to post disgusting shit like this
>>45563775the compiled torrent is still there.
DOXXED
>>45563835????????
>>45563622Based?
>>45563841hot...
>>45563788kek
>>45562318>>45562485>>45562638Actual realistic answer.
>>45563783Kek, her mild confusion makes this so funny
>>45563696don't wanna be elden ring spoiled, still need to finish my playthrough
>>45563835based thirdworlder
I look forward to over half of Kiara's playthrough consisting of backtracking and figuring out where the fuck to go. Have fun backseating this game of all games, it's gonna be a puzzle of its own.
Based and canon
I want kiara to become my balls
Transcripts of the girls tangents are the best posts on this board. Really lays out their speaking mannerisms
>>45563858
Aloe... Rushia...
ENTER
>>45563908The game will do the backseating for her
>>45563722in brazil you can, although it's unlikely, be arrested for distributing pirated stuff, but not for owning it
BANGER ALERThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DCcCBOmOo0
>>45563835It's really not that hard to understand:>Using unlicensed software is illegal>However, if you're not a company the publisher usually won't give a fuck>In fact Microsoft literally had a pirate amnesty when upgrading to the last two major Windows versions where they gave you a legit license for free
>>45563502idk, why are you such a petty whiny bitch?
>>45563643these kids don't know how file systems work
shes about to have a bad time
kfp, is your oshi retarded?
>>45563721>>45563725Businesses and individuals, it's still illegal for an individual to use it
>>45563908The game will backseat automatically for her when she takes too long.
>>45563934you don't become an alum if you get shitcanned. despite all of the horrible shit surrounding it, aloe still left before her contract expired.
>>45563522>>45563839They added easy mode? I remember Prime as a glorified interactive VN and I was a retarded 12 year old when I played it
kiwawa..........
>>45563744Please keep posting great stuff like this
luna is crying from laughing too much
>>45563843>>45563664keep trying, you'll figure it out eventually
Kiara hasn't left the tutorial and she's already screeching.I love it.
>>45563977Only slightly
Metroid is Samus Aran
>>45563934Aloe didn't graduate, she dropped out. Rushia was expelled
>>45563861>>45563844Oh, I was typing day 1 and day 2.Didn't think they'd delete old ones. Should just leave them up.
this has a second phase doesn't it?
Samus is a woman
GUH
>>45563977Yes!
>>45564039No. Parasite Queen is the easiest fight in the game
>>45563899kino
filling kiara's power suit with cum
>>45563934The weird part is Suzaku and Aloe aren't there even though they also graduated
>>45563722Literally just the Marshall Islands and Somalia. Take your pick!
Kind of based that a smash bros charactwr got their pwn spin off game
>>45563977Yeah, isn't it great?
>>45564030Then who's Ridley?
>>45564051ABAYO
>Immediately knew about the blue shield>Charged up when blue shields were upNot bad Kiara
>>45563839
>>45563964Anon if something is a law, as in is codified in the legal system of a national jurisdiction, then an american company has neither the right nor the power to issue you "amnesty"
>easier on PCKIWAWA NO!
Yeah Kiara, Nintendo games on PC would be based.
>>45563862MEIDOS
>>45563934Kaoru...
>>45564051AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>45563835>if you go into any computer store and buy a copy of windows there's a 99% chance you're buying a pirated copyLiving in a jungle hut actually sounds kind of nice sometimes
>>45563953She'd just shoot it
>>45563977the best women always are
>>45564083Me
>>45564015filenames are hard today. I should sleep.
when does master chief appear? he's my favorite.
I bet her neighbors didn't miss this.
>kfp will sit here for 8 hours listening to a chicken squawk at shadows
>>45563934suzaku,,,
uhhhhh bros I'm not a KFP or anything but is Kiwawa kinda super duper cute??????
>>45564022>>45563914>>45563911>>45563744>>45563311I didn’t give you permission to watch Kiara, deadbeats.
Kiara's greatest enemy, time pressure
>>45563934Where the fuck is Chris?
>>45563934Aloe literally only streamed like two fucking times
GO KIARA GO
its just like outlast!
Shadow Seamus is hotter
>this game is just like Outlast
>>45563835>if you go into any computer store and buy a copy of windows there's a 99% chance you're buying a pirated copy on a burned disc??????????
Kiara sure is guh'ing a lot
>>45564142gordon ramsey?
she is guh-ing
Fauna was too ecchi for Senchou
>>45564166I am a rebel.
>>45564140Kiara should do an Always Sunny watchalong.
>>45564150
KEK KIARA
ITS JUST LIKE OUTLAST
haha
i feel like wawa is gonna somehow find a way to run out of time despite how lenient this escape sequence is
Is everyone in Japan? Was Anya ever in Japan?
>>45564003no you retard, they made the original normal mode normal again instead of veteran and made the trilogy "normal" mode casualthey decasualised the game from trilogy because most people will play on normal mode, not veteran mode, even if veteran is the intended way to play
>>45564150it's cute
>>45564101Are you not aware of the concept of a wronged party choosing not to press charges
KIARA IS GETTING SPLURGED ON
>All this screamingI'm loving this playthrough already
>>45564176Legit memoryholed by cover. Chris never existed.
>>45564150yes and thats good
>>45564142the guy from Forntie? why would he be in this game?
>>45564022>>45563914>>45563911>>45563744>>45563311I hereby grant these deadbeats permission to watch Kiara.
Fauna will use Home3D for her birthday
>>45563406YEEEEESSSS SCIENCE
why didn't metroid prime hunters have any metroids in it even though the demo had them
I only watch smart women
How is Prime in any way similar to Outlast? What the fuck
>>45564166I did tho
I missed this so much bros
>>45564200>Dennis- Mori>Mac- Ina>Charlie- Ame>Frank- Gura
>>45564218No. No.
Kiara thinks she's going to die in real life lol
lmao kiara
>>45564274So nobody?
>>45564270AND TUUUUUBES
>>45564142I'm waiting for doomguy to appear before I go to bed, he's my oshi
This steel thing is my dick btw
>>45564298You forgot>Dee- Kiara
>>45564310Metroid Prime is just that immersive
>>45564218Anya never left jp wdym
>become ball>feel safe
ENTER RIDLEY
i want to suck on Bae's rat tail like a noodle
>>45563643It's precisely BECAUSE they are inundated with technology they don't understand it. Everything is idiot-proofed and made as accessible as possible so they never have to learn a computer's intricacies.
>Oh fuck it's a countdown timer what do I doBros I would hate being a woman
>>45564200>first episode is the gang gets racistIt'd be hilarious.
ENTERMETA RIDLEY
This happens when there is no Adam, who tells women what to do.
Kiara usually starts chilling out after playing these types of games for a while. I wonder how much will it take
>>45564310can you prove she isn't?
>>45564319Luna...Botan...Polka...AZKi...
>>45564271is she allowed to use her default 3d model when it hasn't been officially showcased yet
>>45560049Actually pretty cool fanart
>>45564150Yes, also I have a boner right now which might be related to her screaming.
back hort
"nuteradon" is still funny to me
>>45564166I'm here too now
>>45564353shut up you stupid bird
EXITALL OF YOUR UPGRADES
>>45564401Myth did it for a year, try again.
>>45564389when the tangents start
suit hortbeam hortmissile hort
>>45564399>AZKi>an average housewife is anon's definition of smart womancome on anon, Suisei is the smartest holo
>>45564433Chozo QA is fucking terrible, man.
>>45564435Myth showed their default 3d models in fes, Fauna did not, try again.
SOONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWfMOc2ydyU
SHE DID IT
why does every place samus goes to end up blowing up
>>45564435Fauna could in theory use the idol outfit, but maybe not her normal outfit since that hasn't debuted yet in any capacity.
>I lost all my suit permsADAM HATE
How do Ridley's wings work in space?
fucking hell she made the tutorial mission feel like a final mission
>>45564369the wording is misleading, it's not that they literally don't understand how a file system works, just that they're less likely to properly organise their files
>>45564484>lap+ blockness
PERMS HATE
>slam against a wall>lose all the suit powerIs this the second most pathetic reason for Samus to lose all her power (other m is the most pathetic)?
The lighting looks nice in the remaster, but it's really fucking dark isn't it? Like, that's really, really, absurdly dark. I'm not surprised she got lost.
the suit perms....
Kronii Day 3
>ground based reckonoh no, IRyStism is infectious!
>>45564401if she does it on stream then yes she's allowed tothis should be obvious to anyone with half a brain
>>45564503by flapping it
>>45564101But what if it's an American product by an American company, with registered trademarks and copyrights only in the USA? With zero legal distribution/importation of goods in country X?
>>45564226A company isn't 'wronged' by you possessing an unlicensed copy of their product anon. You can wrong them by PRODUCING an unlicensed copy, which is covered by existing copyright laws. You can wrong them by DISTRIBUTING an unlicensed copy, which is covered by existing copyright laws. Simply possessing that copy does not make you a party to copyright violation, because you have done no harm. Your copy of the software is not evidence of theft; no theft has taken place. It does not implicate you in any crime, because possession does not imply you produced or intend to redistribute the copy. Do young people seriously have this much trouble believing the basic consumer protections that have been in place for decades? I grew up in the era of floppy discs, this stuff used to be common knowledge.This post is not legal advice.
>>45564527She has a minimap, only got lost because she panics so easily.
ENTERTHE BEST TRACK IN THE GAMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mziw3FQkZYg
>>45564083voldemort
I was half expecting her to explode once
I love that you can see all the space pirate bodies floating away.
>first a reflection yab>now lost the suit permsSamus bros? why is your oshi like this?
>What's a Talon?Kiara...
Night Fever at 22:00 JST later today!
>>45564369Before my kids are allowed to use a normal computer, I'm gonna force them to use DOS. That'll learn 'em
Was there anything interesting revealed in Achans mengen?
>>45564369I am so glad I decided to randomly take a module in html in uni. I still consider myself very tech illiterate but goddamn, that did really help with basic shit.
kiara has her priorities straight
>>45564578Graduate her already.
>>45564369What happens to a zoomer when they encounter a cli?
>>45564523>it's ok when mega man does it
>>45564548If you are simply using pirated software you can be sued for it, it's illegalThis post is legal advice
You know what? Fuck you
>>45564588OH AWESOME! Just during my exercise! I think!
>>45564503carefully
>>45563934I hate weak people, so they deserved it.
>>45564578Typical orange woman
>>45564626They turn off the computer
samus is so PON, I love my astronaut chuuba
>>45564503The wings are actually a distraction, he actually flies using his flatulence
Is Metroid considered a metroidvanialike?
>>45564541I'm saying that her default outfit 3D model has literally not been officially showcased on any stream anywhere yet. Myth debuted in fes with their default outfits, while only Bae and Mumei showed theirs in the holo*27 concert.
>>45564626A clitoris?
>>45564634Nice cock and balls wawa
>>45564503Duh, they batter against the solar wind
>movie theater in a cave
>>45564523Metroid Fusion had the best explanation, with Dread getting an honorable mention
>>45564634>Fuck youYes, I want them to spitroast me so badly
>>45564521No, I fully believe this because I had to help a classmate a decade ago find the document she downloaded and she literally asked me "what's a drive"
>>45564662yeah it borrows a lot from the genre
>>45564521A lot of them literally don'y know how a file system works. They think it's just a Camera Roll. They have no concept of a Root Directory with Subdirectories. The closest they come is all files in a directory with metadata tags that they use to search.
>>45564662That's crazy talk
>>45564662no its just a fps version of minesweeper
>>45564626they don't unless they don't have that problem
Can I get a qrd on MetroidWhy does she wear the suit, what is her goal/the point
>>45564634I need them to fuck me
>>45564634would suck
>>45562839>And not like anyone will notice if she just says she's playing on Wii.Tell that to Billy Mitchell kek
>this would be a good place for a movie theatreWhat the fuck is she even saying?
>>45564662>Metroid considered a metroid????????????????????????????
wawa getting owned by mushrooms LMAO
her name isnt metroid dumb asses
>>45563785Luna even has trouble understanding herself
>>45564634I want to be their cocksleeve
>>45564726https://youtu.be/y45Xae9cJWkwatch this
need kiaras balls....
>>45564662Why are they called metroidvanias if Castlevania had nothing to do with them until it copied Metroid? Shouldn't they just be metroids?
>>45564726She commits genocide and obliterates lifebearing planets, the suit helps her do it
>>45564548Go and google MAI Systems Corp v. Peak Computer Inc (1993)The court ruled that since running software requires copying it to RAM, you're committing copyright infringement
>>45564369https://www.businessinsider.com/millennials-dont-know-how-to-use-google-2015-5
>>45564662It's the dark souls of metroidvania
>>45564781In my mouth
>>45564003Okay, basically. In the original Gamecube version there was only normal and hard. In the Wii version, they introduced an easy mode, they called it Normal Mode for some reason, and then they named the original normal mode to Veteran mode. The remaster kept the new difficulty of the Wii version and basically just gave them the right label.
>>45564680they showed all of the default models off in promotional materials.
>>45564523what happens in other M?
>>45564588As in 14 hours from now?
>>45564726she's a bounty huntershe crashedshe wants to get out of here and get her suit bling backAlso she commits genocide like multiple times
https://youtu.be/FbY3zWXMNCw
>>45564726Samus wears a suit because it's armor and she's out to kill things. She kills things because it pays well. Let's ignore the fact that Nintendo thought that "bounty hunter" and "vigilante murderhobo" meant the same thing.
I'm gonna remodel Kiara's shithole
>>45564755the fuck? Next you will tell me the main character of The Legend of Zelda isn't Zelda
kiara is a screamer
Kiara's woman instincts..
>>45564799lmao
>I'm not scaredDYRBI
>>45564680I know it hasn't been showcased. Nevertheless, if she's allowed to use home3d for her birthday then obviously it means she was allowed to use it before official 3D debut.
>>45564787Because a lot more people played castlevania sotn than super metroid, plus it wasn't really a genre until sotn came out.
>>45563977it's one of her 4 charmpoints.
>>45564271Source?
I played the prime trilogy on Prime hack last year and you'd be shocked at how fucking effortless these games are with mouse aiming.Still fun though
KIARA THE RRATS
Kiara uses loud noises to assert dominance
>>45564804what's the metroid of soulslike games?
>>45564503Boy, I hope someone got fired for that blunder.
JGH, how has metroid been so far?
>>45564847>the main character of The Legend of Zelda isn't Zeldahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O_ZPR2q7cg
>meet Kiara in the wild>she instantly starts screaming and panickingHow do you react?
>yfw no screaming kiara wife
>>45564839You couldn't remodel a microwaved Honeydew
Kiara screams in bed to show domincance
>>45564787igarashi based sotn on zelda not metroidand the answer is because the term 'metroidvania' was originally used to refer to the subset of castlevanias as opposed to classicvanias, in the same way as 'igavania'. it only later became the general genre name
That sac? Mine
>>45564629if it's a Civil suit, then one of the requirements is 'Damages'. So if there's no evidence of you *distributing*, best they can do is try to sue you for retail price. which they won't.
>>45564726She was adopted and raised by space birds and trained in their ways of war. Killing shit is all she knows, so she became a bounty hunter.
She keeps saying sack...
>>45564811promo materials =/= showcasing it on a stream, which is what what i said in my comment. by that logic they all should have been allowed to use home 3d the instant that promotional material went out.>>45564861nobody said she's allowed to use home3d for her birthday, Fauna hasn't said anything about doing so
>>45564861Retard
>>45564899IT'S JUST LIKE OUTLAST!
>Sapling SCROTUMS on streamAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>45564726She wants to commit a genocide
Sap sacks.....
>>45564905Scream loudly back and fuck her into submission
>>45564905
Kiara is also causing violent explosions in my sack
>>45564364I now remember the Metroid 4koma book that made Samus' defining characteristic an fondness for round things.
>>45564905I marry her
>>45564899
I ship zelda ans samus
>this thing is explosive>literal first instinct is to jump at it while shooting itgood lord
>Gets told it's explosive>Tries touching it anyway
>I just imagined Kiara screaming at my erect cock.brb, I need some time for myself
>>45564905how do you react around chickens anon?
I really really really want Kiara to grab my sac sack with her hands and squeeze it until I kneel.
>>45564814Adam says no
>>45564903MUH BOY
>>45564899Pretty fun. Lots of screaming.
>>45564874prime 2 was still a bitch for some bosses, I don't think the boost guardian was any easier
>>45564952I ship donkey kong and the wii fit trainer
>>45564905screaming contest
>>45564899>Just got headI’m proud of you anon
>>45564927You are either a schizo or retarded
>>45564899Frigate Orpheon made her think this was a horror game. Now that she's on Tallon IV I think she's starting to get the vibe more
>>45564626https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04a3Kl9NNRY
>>45564927hopefully bae and mumei show some solidarity and refuse to use their home3D until they get showcases if that's the case.
>>45564964based and same
>>45564959https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMo4WlBmGM
>>45564905Scream back because holy shit that's my oshi what the hell is spaghetti
fuck 'dem birds
>>45564626I teach R in my statistics class.YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE THE THINGS IVE SEEN.
BIRD LOVE
>>45564922>best they can do is try to sue you for retail price.Yes, which can be thousands of dollars for specialized pieces of softwareIt's rare that individuals would be sued for it, usually it happens to businesses, but they can be sued for it, it is illegal
KIARA JUST SHOT A FUCKING BIRD LMAO
>>45564964same desu
kek I didn't know you could kill the birds in the sky
>>45564051SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
I would 100% friend zone kiara if I knew her personally but she’s cool
SHE'S GAMING
>screams at everything>jumps around in panic>murders birdsThis playthrough is amazing.
>>45564905Present my ass to show my submission
It's amazing how she reads stuff and retains none of it.
>>45564899a horror game
>>45564999Kiara's silence after this dropped was deafening
>>45564999Herzog's honestly a moron and chickens are cute. Good filmaker though. At least his fiction stuff.
>Kiara is home alonethats dangerous, she should have me over for protection.
>>45564905Pin her down and fuck her calm
>touristards think she's still in japan despite streaming at 4am jst
>>45565032>he doesn't instinctively try to kill birds whenever he encounters them in video gamesngmi
>>45564905wonder how shes already figured out im going to mating press her
im not in japan either and im not posting about it
>>45564905scream back?
wawa is ticklish?
>>45564905I know I shouldn't get a boner...however.
>Kiara is aloneWhat happened to brotori? Did she throw him out again?
I'm watching the VOD of Day 2, and holy shit does Nene die if she stands still for more than 2 seconds?Absolutely amazing
not true, I am also in the house
>>45565034If I knew her personally, I would drop my pen behind her on purpose, so that when I bend over to pick up the pen, I can sniff her ass on the way.
>I came here and I can't fucking open the door?Yeah welcome to fucking Metroid Prime.
I wanna let some tangle weed play with my cock and balls man on god fr fr
I think I upset her with my comment. Now she won't read them out loud anymore :(
>>45565015I thought we were talking about retro video games here.
>>45565093my wife is the cutest
wait this game is just a clone of High on Life
>>45565057Werner Herzog is cool but my friend from high school who was obsessed with him is super weird now and wants to die doing something retarded like the guy in “Grizzly Man”
The more revealing the stronger the armor on female characters, so this must be pretty weak.
stop shooting the spez hedgehog Kiara
>>45565110you might not want to do that. the data entry says it feeds on small organisms.
>>45565092She threw him out the window when she saw her cats. I have a theory about them I will voice in next thread.
>>45565124We were talking about if it was illegal to have pirated software or not. It absolutely is, it's just that no company in their right mind is going to bother suing you for it (well I wouldn't put it past Nintendo)But it does mean if you're streaming your pirated games they have an excuse to take down your channel
Doess Seamus Ever canonically talk? Has she had sex? Does she ever get tired of doing this shit?
>>45565093every Gen has someone like this
>>45565070I mean, by that logic Luna isn't in Japan either.
>Kiara already asking if Samus takes her clothes off
>>45565160Damn
>seize-mic
>>45564626
>seezmick activity
>>45565191>Seamustop o' the mornin' to ye, laddy-o
I could never figure out how to progress Nepheli's sidequest when I played. No idea if it was bugged or not.
>seesmic activity
>>45565197>she doesn't know
>>45564695>>45564725>>45564728>>45564765Stop posting like if this was r34
>>45565191she’s seiso. ignore the fact that’s she’s very comfortable in her zero suit outfit
>>45565093Nene is legit one of the best 3D users in Hololive. Her energy is contagious, she is always running around like a child.
>>45565196no shit, shes in the candy kingdom or whatever.
>>45565191I think there's a series of old Nintendo manga that depict her talking and maybe being a sex pest. My memory is hazy.
>>45565191>Doess Seamus Ever canonically talk?the baby
>>45565197>Mailing! Samus took her clothes off!
It's really cute how she screams at every little thing. Adorable birb
>>45564987No I'm being fucking realistic. Even Myth was not allowed free use of their default 3D models until they did their actual showcase. What makes you think Fauna would be allowed to use a 3D model that has not been officially shown off on stream in any capacity?
>>45565231>hornyposting is bad now
>>45565234god, i love nenechi so much
>>45565160kek
>>45564999Kiara hypnosis stream when?
Isn't that the Halo 1 map?
>>45565191RarelyOther M doesn't count
Isn't Kiara supposed to be fluent?
>>45565222The game shipped with Nepheli's quest incomplete, was patched later but its pretty hard to progress it organically.
>>45565263>Even Myth was not allowed free use of their default 3D models until they did their actual showcaseGura would randomly use it all the time
>>45565197>childhood me intentionally dying in Super Metroid & Fusion just to get a half-second look at Samus in her underwear
>>45565222It was in fact bugged at launch--or rather simply unfinished. They patched in the rest of the quest a few months after release.
>>45565160ayy
>>45565231those comments are too normal for r34
>>45565234That stream was fucking fantastic. Pretty much what got me into Nene.
>>45565143He could kill himself by video recording himself beating the world record for largest amount of D Cell batteries consumed by a man in a single sitting.
>>45565165How are they going to know the game you're streaming is pirated though?I'm an avid enjoyer of the Twitch Retro category.
>>45565303>>45565313Oh, I guess that explains it.
>>45565297fluent in the language of my penis
>>45565231not enough ERPing to be r34
I think Kiara should play bird related games, Heroes of Might and Magic even has phoenixes
>>45565327How did they know Mio was using an emulator or whatever the fuck happened?
>>45565191Yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2OnzBckImY
>>45565263>Myth was not allowed free use of their default 3D modelsNews to me.
>>45565191>Canonically talkYes, but only in text logs. No, Other M is not canon.>Had sexSamus takes sex, she doesn't have it.>Get tired of this shitSamus is long tired of this shit.
Kiara's mapping sense is so garbage. She will be lost without chat.
>Come here!>Fires weapon
>>45562655>>45562780>Anon she didn't even get to DraygonShe beat Golden Torizo last time she played ithttps://youtu.be/xwBv13OvnnA?t=11900
>>45565231Honestly this place is mostly pretty tame compared to the comments in most booru sites.
>>45565351>chozoMetroid is a bird-related game.
>>45565191>TalkSlight narration in Super Metroid, a ton in Fusion, a buncha dialogue in Other M, and a cool part in Dread>SexYeah, me>Tired of this shitSomehow no
>>45565374the American way
>>45565351not even the homos will touch Heroes of Might and Magic.
>>45565297No she is austrian
It's really cute when Luna has to replay dialogue 4 or 5 times just because she can't read the subs fast enough to catch it all. Or when she skips it entirely because "muzukashii kanji"
>>45565263Mori used hers for SC readings
>>45565101
first death soon
>>45565371>Kiara's mapping sense is so garbagebut that's just most women
i looooooove gura
>>45565263>. Even Myth was not allowed free use of their default 3D models until they did their actual showcasehuh
>>45565343
>>45565364This moment basically made me nut
>>45565371how's her rapping sense?
>>45565351She should play Dark Messiah of Might & Magic. She would go the evil route because coomer chicken and kill her demon dad as catharsis.
>>45565327Don't retro games usually look like shit when you record them through hardware?Only emulators can do the pixel perfect visuals I thought.
>>45565408Should kidnap Anya and never have to worry about kanji every again
Why you guys are always quoting Kiara but never clips her? Do you job in supporting her and make funny compilations of her content
I'm going to the hardware store, you guys need anything?
>>45565351Why not Angry Birds while we're at it?
>>45565364Sex
is this what happens when kiara plays a real game? this makes gura look like a complete pro, the only reason she got lost was because she left such long gaps between streams
>>45565234amazing
>>45565447They are just like me...
>>45565447>>45565343lmao it fits
>>45565361Dunno, not aware of whatever that was. Can you answer your own question though? Did you watch that stream? Did she show any signs of using an emulator? Was there anything that showed on screen that pointed to that? Or did she actually mention something related to that?
>>45565484DO NOT ENCOURAGE THE KFP TO USE UP ALL THE IMAGE SLOTS WITH SOUNDPOSTS
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1637896626940567552https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1637896626940567552https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1637896626940567552
>>45565490does Angry Birds have Armageddon spell?
>>45565263
>>45565484>just be a clipniggerno thanks, soundposts are all I need
>>45565484cute NNT
>>45565484post more webms of my wife sitting
>>45565484someone could probably run small channel just leeching the soundposts from /here/ after every stream
>>45565297She is mostly fluent.Her vocabulary just doesn't include more technical and scientific terms.
>>45565484soundposts>clips
>>45565484t. Kiara
Did she just say "un universe" or "our universe"?
>>45565488AA batteries. You can never have enough.
>>45565526Odds of 3d?
>>45565305>>45565368>>45565410>>45565439Ame and Ina have both said this, they needed to ask ahead of time if they could use it for a stream. They couldn't just decide to use it on a whim.
>>45565361>>45565518Because she was streaming a DS game.
>>45565234Nice soundpost retard.
>>45565457It helps that that's the best route possible route in that game.
this thread was full of vapour brains
>>45565526>faunjoubiShe better sing some bon jovi.
>>45565484It really is sad. They've all watched how much Kiara appreciates clippers but they still shit on them and spit on her wishes.
>>45565447wait what do you mean this is real what the fuck
>>45565263?
Kiara surveyposting!
You guys reckon they'll do something big for the 5th fes?
>>45565527Yes: https://angrybirds.fandom.com/wiki/The_Apocalyptic_Hogriders#Armageddon
>>45565410Only for her birthday supers
>>45565526>fauna bday>spring equinoxkino
>>45565618they're going to make the girls have sex with me
Oh no Kiara is a Day 2 schizo...
>>45565076Mating press isn't the answer to everything, Brat.
>your oshi>favorite day 2 performances
>>45565618Yeah some good stuffs
>your oshi>your favorite fes performance
God the music is so good
>>45565570Ame has also said sometimes she'd do shit without asking
>>45565416Very nice edit anon
>Kiara would be lost im ME Citadel for hours
Kiara shitting on management again…
KIARA IS HAPPY WITH HER UNIT
MooMyth my beloved
>>45565644kiwawakiwawa
>they don't get to pick their unitswtf
>>45565584it's not a soundpost, retard.
>>45565618Yes. My oshi will perform again
Fauan, bae and korone are the winnders of kiaras chat
>>45565629anon...
>Mumei tried to push against the Day 1 all-EN unit>Kiara tried to push against the Day 1 all-EN unitTHEY ARE
the baby...
>>45565640GuraGura, Anya, Korone
>>45564805>Go through and try and look for the actual papers they reference.>One of them is directly not sourced at all>The other one? It isn't linked, and it isn't linked in Time, which is the actual source of this news that BI then used. Then, both of the articles link to a university website link that is dead, so the paper is either gone from the internet or disproven. >Go hunting, it must be out there somewhere, right?>No, every single news article links to a dead article. They all link to the same article. The Anon get a better fucking source.
>>45565618Yeah they'll get Coco back
>>45565650yeah ame always does that though
kiara HATES en
>>45565650she lied
>>45565463I doubt it. A lot of the streamers I watch use real consoles, and the output looks fine to me. A majority of speedrun categories don't even allow emulators or stick those in their own categories. And I don't really notice the difference in video quality.
>>45565570Kiara literally used her home 3d on a whim before.
Da moom
Fauna no stream today...She lied...
>>45565530
cover actually fucking screwed EN but made sure to keel HoloX all together
>>45565657If Kiara plays ME. I hope she at least plays the original version of 1. The changes to Marksman in LE are unacceptable.
>>45565526Sounds like we probably won’t get a stream today
the images..
>they gave secret suggestions to management>management assigns everyone spotsThis is smart. It prevents bad feelings when nobody wants to hang out with you.
>>45565618En3.........doko
We would have NEVER get this kinda information from any of the other girls.Bless Kiara, seriously.
>>45565553That's actually weird because germany, french, english and most european languages use very standardized vocabulary for technical, scientific and medical terminology. Virtually all of it is based on greek/latin and it's intentionally made to be extremely standardized so that researchers aren't restricted by language barriers
I wonder how far ahead these units are worked on
>>45565644MikoShiraken
>>45565640KiaraGura
>>45565618a trio of a new JP, new ID, and new EN will do a Passcode style electronicore song, the EN has the harsh vocals
Seriously though just 1 council on day 1? What a retarded decision
>>45565710Proof?
>>45565439>>45565410>>45565368>>45565305not him, but wasn't that the point of the showcase? I remember reading that the showcase is just so they'll be able to use them freely
>>45565666>>45565691?
Gurashion was pretty good, more like that would have been nice.
>>45565618Takamori will hold their wedding at 5th fes
>>45565745
>>45565608you missed some shit, man
>>45565700I can't, I was born in 1990 so I'm too young and foolish to use search operators or click on google scholar
>>45565570Ame pulled it out in a random Mario galaxy stream just to prove that she was shaking the Wii mote.
>>45565739EN should work harder and get better numbers.
>>45565740What did the changed in remaster? I only know of removing assshots from ME2.
>>45565757My beloved idol knife
>>45565618Probably three days
>>45565582But isn't screen capture possible with those anyway? I've seen a few DS speedruns on GDQ and they were screen capture of an actual device.