/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>45546242
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>45546242
OP sauce:
https://twitter.com/illy4n/status/1615013774154498048

Frames:
>Shinri - A Space for the Unbound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkmZCMXVH7U

>>45546127
to be fair his fes keychains sold out first on geekjack before the other HQ boys. I think most of his fans that are willing to spend money on him are EU

rpr is joining axel and selen

>>45546257
amen

>>45546345
no streams?

>>45546403
https://youtu.be/mwYPBlOD4OM

https://youtu.be/mwYPBlOD4OM
https://youtu.be/mwYPBlOD4OM
https://youtu.be/mwYPBlOD4OM

APEPEPEPEPEPEPE

>>45546423
>>45546425
That rpr face lol

The thumbnail art is so cute...

>>45546423
thanks anon

TIME FOR MORE エイペックス

There is serious lack of yume art for any of the boys, is there any for Axel?

>>45546423
>tempplex with the celine
KEK

>>45546484

>>45546524
SAVAGE

>>45545791
Assuming this shit isn’t a grand larp and you live in a proper place, please look into getting a gun and training with it. A 20 gauge shotgun for the home should have less recoil than a 12 gauge but would likely delete this nigger anyway. Use #4 buckshot so you’re less likely to kill any neighbors with over penetration. Do not use birdshot unless you actually wanna hunt birds, pain alone may not be enough of a deterrent.

>>45546460
they all look so cute. especially leader :3

rpr's probably going to stream too, he's sitting in his channel and updated the title

>>45546670
yeah the art is all really cute, orange purple and blue mesh really well

Come cheer on my favourite guy!!!!
https://youtube.com/live/mwYPBlOD4OM?si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE

ENTER

>>45546846
I know right?

>>45543715
honestly selen did well with Bangalore, after Axel left her and tempplex continued playing and they placed second and stuff, they fucked both kuzuhas and gorillas team. She does well with a hero that will let her do damage, but Axel was struggling with seer so idk

>>45546956
you don't know how much i miss the early apex days

>>45546700
Of course he is, rpr knows his streamer jig

Insider here, green guy is in. Tamer

i wonder how many bought altares and vespers brithday set. curious about the theory that male otakus buy one high end merch while female otakus buy cheaper but larger quantities of merch. i noticed at the expo that gay male fans didnt have ita bags

>>45547117
Regulus stop coming here and prepare your debut

>>45547117
please tell me there's still not a healer. as a bit.

>>45546971
That's her main and Tempplex is an active pro so obviously they steamrolled. I haven't seen Axel play Seer I think but taking an educated guess Selen would do better with Catalyst at the very least.

>>45546971
I think the IGL either needs to be the fragger or the control. If they want to give Selen her Bangalore, then Axel can't play seer otherwise Leader would have to play Cata which imo is a bad idea.
What they could do is give up on Valk and give him Seer, which is something I've seen some teams doing.

>>45547117
I want to beleeb

>>45547218
Do not give the apex newbie Seer holy fuck, might as well be a duo.

Rpr live too
https://www.twitch.tv/rprx

>>45547138
that theory kinda falls apart with those gachis that cover their body with merch, there was also a stars male fan that had an itabag with stars merch on the day 1 tour stream

Controller... pussying out...

I pray they win this Tournament, they just have to

I need to see the purple dragon forcefully fuck axel. Like Amazon press him and maybe axel crying it a bit.

rikka holy hell

>>45547138
I would buy but international transactions are unavailable for me.Nowa's set was so nice…

>>45547394
This is actually cool lol

>>45547450
prepare to be disappointed

>>45547450
Top 10 would be a miracle.

>>45547309
Well he doesn't really play with anything other than Pathfinder and Vantage, and even then I'm pretty sure he hasn't played with the "new" pathfinder.
At this point just give him Loba, she's in a good spot now

>>45547450
#notlast

The way Selen just talks normally during these apex streams is pretty hot. Like not trying to be entertaining and high energy but serious and talking about strategy. Like damn.

I find Axel's assertiveness and hyperattention while playing and talking about Apex really attractive.

>>45547450
Anon, hope they get 16th place at least. They get free PCs....

>>45547498
you vesties need to find out what group orders are...i almost feel bad for you

>>45547394
Male otakus will go above and beyond for their female idols.

>>45547637
>hyperattention
idk if that's a real word

>>45547450
Pray that they hit 16th, at least they’ll get a free pc out of it

>>45547641
Not shipping. Transactions.

>>45547545
You want Banga, Seer, Loba? Nah man

riptare sex behind spoiler

>rpr, Altare, and Axel taking a break from a job
>rpr is there because they need his reaper powers
>they're eating some food
>Altare has a little bread crumb stuck on the corner of his mouth
>rpr points to it
>Altare, who has grown more comfortable with rpr, get's all riled up from the gesture and licks rpr's finger before asking if he can suck on it
>rpr announces to Axel that him and Altare will be going for "a walk" and drags Altare with him
>Axel is an oblivious idiot and doesn't understand what these two are doing so he just tells them to hurry up because they need to get going again in a bit

"That guy is an idiot, huh?" rpr whispers to him. His mouth is so close to his ear, he wonders what it would feel like if he licked it.
"Heh, we're just making out and you're already like this. Let me take care of this."
rpr squats down in front of Altare and pushes him into the tree they were hiding behind for added stability. As he slides down Altare's pants rpr has to stop himself from calling the erect penis in front of him "cute". He did it once and Altare bonked him for it.
"You're so nice to me..." is all Altare can get out before he shudders from rpr's tongue on his cock.
"Of course I'm nice to you," rpr teases him, licking around the tip and giving him a wink. For a leader, Altare has very little composure in situations like this. So when he lets out a moan that's a little too loud, rpr changes his plans.
Altare, now facing the tree, holding it for support with his hands, rpr embracing him from behind, holding his cock with one hand and his balls with the other, is feeling increasingly more disoriented.
"I'm being really nice to you right now," rpr whispers directly into his ear from behind him. As he starts nibbling on leader's ear lobe he starts stroking his cock and fondling his balls.
Not knowing how long he will last with the dexterity of a pro-Apex player, Altare lets out a long, desperate whine. He wants this moment to last forever but he knows they have to get back soon or Axel might catch them. As much as he enjoys it when all three of them are together, he loves having quality one-on-one time with rpr like this. As he lets out another whine, rpr stops stroking his cock but still keeps his hand around him.
"Thrust your hips, Altare, okay?"
rpr is talking to him with his coaching voice, like the nice, understanding coach that really wants him to get better and doesn't get mad when he makes a mistake. So, unsure of what rpr wants him to do, he starts thrusting his hips into rpr's hand.
"Good job, you're a natural" he keeps whispering into Altare's ear, still nibbling on it, while Altare's mind is just drawing a blank at this point. He's close, he'll finish any second now.
"Good boy" from rpr drives him over the edge and he cums straight onto the tree he was holding onto for support. It's a lot. He's exhausted, panting, still whining a little, but rpr is still there, embracing him from behind, burying his face in Altare's neck, breathing into it. They stay like this for a minute until leader's breathing calms down again. He pulls up his pants and the two of them head back to where they left Axel, who has fallen asleep in the meantime.

aniki passed away in a car crash... no...

>>45547583
yeah, it’s why I prefer her no pov streams, especially if she’s tired

>>45547665
one thing they have above female otaku is that they're not afraid to show off in public, it's really admirable

This anon >>45547583 and this anon >>45547637 should kids

>>45547728
I'm just saying that if she's playing Bangalore then it's easier to give up on Valk than Catalyst and Seer. If you go "he's a beginner don't give him Seer" then he can only play Loba, which isn't bad rn but would need to change the whole comp

How many time has Gorilla gorilla'd them by now? It keeps happening

>>45547879
Be grateful he's not throwing shit at them

>>45547869
kiss and have kids*

>>45547583
her laugh is really cute and the contrast of her being low energy is getting to me... i don't know if i'll survive an entire month...

>leader already missing a practice day
it's fucking over, the dream is dead

Rpr's natural igl taking over.

>>45546624
I wish it was a LARP, have been considering what to get to protect her with since she basically raised me and I feel like I need to be the one to keep her safe, so thank you sincerely

>>45547485
I like the way you think.

>>45547637
I like seeing this more serious side of him sometimes (when he's not pissed off and whiny, at least). It's refreshing.

>All these different times for the L4D2 collab
WHEN IS IT THEN?

>>45548036
Kinda disappointing tbhd

>>45547752
Thanks for the food!!! ToT

would you kiss the cute holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>>45548179
anon. Axel's the only one thats desync'd (his EST/PST time is wrong) just assume it was a conversion error from him

>>45548179
Flayon is probably correct. Axel apparently forgot about DST, and Hakka mistook AM with PM.

>>45548254
Yes!

>>45548179
24hr L4D2 stream lets gooooo

>>45548254
always <3

>he know how to play valk
Axel no. He doesn't even know how to use her passive optimaly.

>>45548254
>didn't post for the last 2 threads
NO >:(

>>45548290
>Hakka: 12PM JST
>Flay/Axel: 12AM JST

>>45548155
He's been very serious with studying and learning more for APEX, so he's always been serious when he has the chance to strategize or ask about plays!!! It's great!

>>45548179
It's all because burgers refuse to use 24-hour time like proper people.
24.03.2023 12:00 JST or 03:00 GMT

>>45548341
Valk is one of the best heroes for a fresh player though.

koipanions don't care at all

Im still waiting for Jerry asmr. I dont care if he doesnt purr loudly I want the hear a cat being pet

>>45548290
Hakka's is desynced too
5pm PDT and 11pm EDT don't match

>>45548179
I beleb in flay since he never got schedule times wrong (I think)

Just switch out Catalyst

I disagree, I think they NEED to have an aggressive comp in their pocket for the last round

still miss them T.T

>>45548433
k-kowai...

>>45548433
JESUS

>>45548254
YES ToT

>>45548433
JESUS

>>45548515
Magni's countertops are iconic

just tuned in. reedah doko?

>>45548433
Their horniness is off the charts

>>45548559
sleeping most likely

>>45548559
Sucking off rpr and Axel at the same time under the table

They should just switch their comp rather than play a comp they don't intend to use

>>45548559
Sleeping.

>>45548441
>>45548352
our boys are so stupid...cute..

Axel says he will listen to his team's opinion but isn't

>>45548559
Probably sleeping. He's in nocturnal mode again recently.

>>45548596
>>45548613
>>45548655
rip. hope he rests well.
>>45548599
nice

also no chance of riptare today...i hope rpr talks about leader even if he's not here

>>45548609
Seriously, feels like a waste of time.

>>45548433
Somebody’s got to fill that nsfw tag

>>45548433
BASED BASED BASED

>>45548698
They're going with "what's strong" rather than "what work for us", I think they're starting to see this may not work.

I want Vesper to detain me and threateningly thrust his gun in my face and do multiple fakeouts where i think he'll pull the trigger on me while laughing at my face like a maniac off his meds ToT

>>45546624 (me again, connections a cunt)
I have been concerned he’d take physical action if he saw her again irl because she just got a reduction for her health and he’s obsessed with her body, so you really may have saved her

it's a really inty lobby

Controller player meta

>>45548179
>membership post
flay's is still in progress so he's wrong i think

>>45548875
The better Aussie is there.

Aniki should also work on his igl ing, to get better at being decisive with his decisions rather leaving it down to rpr.

Honest thoughts on yumes?

>>45548179
You could've just posted the L4d2 part instead of leaking the whole membership content, anon.

>>45548900
looked the guy up and holy shit he's a valorant nerd. better aussie and better rookie. KEK

>>45548939
Bae still hasn't scored. Yumes who apply will get thrown to the side.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMaB0MUSjRc
>Astel is here
This is where the fun begins.

why magni delete the love you tweet after the karaoke off collab

>>45548878
And yet his is the only one where the times for that day aren't desynced
>>45548964
Gomen I didn't think to cut out everything else

>>45548179
Will Nowa participate this time?
Now that his "muh anxiety" phase has finished he has no good excuse to avoid Leader

I could feel that Magni mention in Axel's mouth before he said it

>>45548433
based. i like that he's lowkey encouraging the yume artists.

>>45549162
>Altare will be there
Vesper will not be there

>>45549132
oh wow i have not had my coffee

>>45549129
This gonna be fun

would you let futa-selen fuck you

>>45549129
abayo o7

>>45549182
Seems like he's just happy people draw him, regardless of how they do it

>>45549249
why does she need a dick when she has a perfectly serviceable tail

>>45549249
Yes

That's so fucking stupid

>>45549131
np. As I said, I think Flayon is the correct one alongside Axel, BUT
>Flayon used 12AM when it should've been 12PM for JST
>Axel used 12:00 (wich is 12PM since 12AM would be 00:00) but because he hasn't been making schedules recently he forgot about the DST which is why both his EST and PST times are wrong.

what's happening wtf you can intentionally crash a game?

>>45549277
This is what I am saying! The tail is right there, why does she need an ugly dick?

welp

GG

>>45549132
Twitter has been thanosing tweets, apparently lots of people have been having issues

What a shitshow

>>45549327
That's not intentional. It's just classic APEX.

Axel ragequit

Welp

NOOOOOOO THE ANTIS GOT AXEL'S NET

>>45549338
>dicks
>ugly
gay

>>45549162
>Jobber leader and Dumb dingo vs Astel MadMaggie Leda
Gee, i wonder what is gonna happen.

what the fuck happened? I was playing Zomboid while listening to the stream in bg.

>>45549431
You missed your reply, you jobber.

>>45549446
got griefed by a niji member, his game crashed and then his internet died

>>45549446
A team of antis landed on Axel's ISP

schizo rambling feel free to ignore

i remember a schizo anon mentioning that they think Nowa was a childhood molestation victim and thinking about it now i'm starting to see why.. dude has a kidnapping kink, mentioned the noncon during his 24 hour twitch factorio stream, is obviously an alcoholic, and doesnt like being touched by people/gets paranoid if people are behind him..the thing with him flinching up a bit when Magni told him to take off his clothes too...the rrat has legs im afraid

aniki doko

>we lost another aniki
KEK

>>45549327
yes
https://youtu.be/nrxrQSeSZOw

>>45549400
Tbf all genitalia is ugly as fuck

>>45547138
I buy both merch sets and a large quantity of lower priced merch. Don’t really care as long as it’s to support the boys
t.gay magmite that bought 10+ standees and Valentines Day charms each

>>45549162
maybe he was embarrassed of that tweet heehee

>>45549501
How about you don't have tragic fantasies about the people behind the avatar

>>45549519
F

>>45549400
Penises are only cute on men

WHERE IS MY HUSBAND?! ;o; Legit feeling like a widow rn...

>Astel with Asumi and Noa
What a menace.

>>45549501
The clothes thing was a bit they both talked about beforehand you schizos

Wouldn't be cool if they all went to Japan for the tournament? hahaha

rpr is also a whore...

>>45549545
cute magmite thank you for your service

>>45549684
>Japan
....

>>45549695
Everyone on the internet is a HARLOT

>Fuck the consolefags
Based Axel

Axel... Your wifi...

RPR kek

Did papa Syrios get his wifi box back?

>>45549762
https://files.catbox.moe/30dzvt.mp3

Should we be worried for Axel's wifi on the tournament day?

lol no wonder rpr likes Altare

dammit

Is Tempplex Axel's coach?

>>45549431(me)
meant for>>45549129

>>45549469
What can i say like broshi like fanbase. He is just like me fr fr

>>45549859
Why can't that fucking dingo buy a 100m ethernet cable and run it through the middle of the house, even outside if needed?

Offline niggas

>>45549886
No, that was just another one-off coaching session

>>45549162
No, he’s currently though the his “my friend dead” phase

>internet crashes
>comes back
>it should be fine
dingo is retarded

Oh hey stream is back (?) Oh well. Guess I should continue killing Ollies in Zoomboid

>>45549945
Someone put him here
https://liquipedia.net/apexlegends/Vtuber_Most_Cooperatitive_Tournament/5

rpr will do anything for huge wads of cash...

>RPR trying to make a vtuber company
KEK

Axel is a woman ...

>>45549695
i'm farming channel points so i can get a kiss from him axel playing so often with him is making start to fall for his slav charm...

FUTAS ARE REAL GIRLS TOO

>futanari
AXEL KEK

>>45550127
He doesn't know that isn't lucrative

>>45549841
Correct, he’s a GIGA WHORE

>bunch of fucking trannys in chat
wtf Axel, you can't say that

>>45550127
he's just kidding around kek

F U T A N A R I ABSOLUTE KEKKERS

>Bunch of futanaris in the chat
>Axel Syrios 2023
K E K

>bunch of futanaris
hot...

Axel saying futas aren't women...

>Vesper and Axel are transphobic
like father like son

RPR, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
WHY YOU STRAIGHT UP WENT TO THAT LMAO

>>45550149
>15k
WHORE

>>45550057
wdtmbt?

>>45550203
Futas are not women, they are borderline homosexual nipponese perversions.

"I thought you were a cool guy dude, but kidnapping kids, that's not cool"

>>45550203
I mean... he's technically right

>>45550203
my man axel LOL

>>45549162
Vesper will be there
>Altare will not be there

>>45550304
Man, do NOT let Axel plays Metal Gear Solid 5

takamori bros....

>>45550203
woman don't have penis
based

>Investing is basically gambling
Is that true? If it is then who is the casino that always wins?

>>45550334
Please let it be true

lmao takamori

RPR's going to get "no balls"ed into creating a vtuber company

>>45550396
The banks

>>45550400
cope

>>45550396
You know the answer.

Selen... This dragon is stomping on RPR's dream right now...

>>45550400
Never in a million years

LMAO

rpr go off king speak your truth

Axel just had a "have you ever had a dream" moment
lmao

>>45549162
>inb4 he posts his schedule and its not on there because of his weird autism with not putting collabs he doesnt host on it and this'll cause drama for the entire week but he'll still be at the collab anyways

i feel like a kid watching their parents argue with all the raised voices lmfao

JWU why are they bullying rpr?? Where tf is altare to defend him? Stop yelling at him STOOOOOP

>we must kill all the console players
AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE

>>45550149
same desu...

>kill all console players

>Kill all consolefags
KEK YOU CANT SAY THAT RPR!!!!!

i don't know why but rpr getting pissed off is so funny i love this bullying arc

>Asking Axel
Not dissing on aniki, but I'd never ask him for important stuffs in my life

>kill all console players
based rpr

RPR is pretty based

>>45550562
see, the parent vtuber is interesting, imagine parent asmr scolding you

>The Final Solution to the Console Question

>israel

>>45550551
Nowa doesn't even post collabs outside his channel in his schedules to begin with.
Hell Shinri didn't even put the collab in his schedule.

>>45549501
>projecting your own experience as a rrat
why are vesties like this?

>AI titties??

>I titties? ayo wtf

>>45550707
KEK

>AI tittes?
God damn it Axel...

>AI Titties
AXEL STOP BEING SO HORNY

HOLY KEK THAT FUCKING DELIVERY ON :
"AI TITTIES?!"

>here we can see that a purple dragon is arguing with an old man. While at the same time a dingo is watching from afar
KEK

AI TITTIES WTF THIS STREAM IS FULL OF KEKS

ANIKI NO, YOU CAN'T DOXX HIM LIKE THAT

RPR IS THE SPY

>>45550716
you think dramafags will care about common knowledge anon? tbf not like Nowa is helping his case anyways. Everyone is confident Shinri will be there.

RPR is a coach in this?

>rpr got doxxed
it's over

CLIPPERS GET ON WITH IT

THIS TEAM IS FALLING APART

>>45550834
Yeah, I think he's coaching Matuli

>Axel and Rpr are going to have a couple channel

>>45550834
Matsuri's.

>>45550868
They need leader's cringe jokes to keep them together

>>45550874
How? Is he fluent enough in japanese to coach a jp team?

rpr mindbreak arc

Good ol' Dick & Balls

>AI titties? That's weird man, you need help

>>45550885
Yeah, I'm their kid

OME

Axel literally always thinking about dick and balls, nice straight brotuber you got here

>>45550683
i don't think any sane person would want that anon...

>>45550834
yep

>rpr pushing for couple vtubers
not really a good idea tbhdesu

>>45550874
>>45550892
Oh thats cool. Thanks.

>dick n' balls
>bro, cook with shit
>I'm an idol, m'kay
lmao

>>45550967
thinking about dicks and balls is the quintessential friend experience among boys, you femcel

>you are not an idol
SHOTS FIRED KEK

This stream is great kek

KEK, we had 0 good practice in this stream but man is it funny as fuck

I'M LOSING MY MIND WATCHING RPR'S STREAM

>>45550917
Who knows? Maybe Elu or Ema can speak English, or the team is just prepared to throw.

Is rpr actually malding?

>>45551080
It's a bit

Ok how about this.
Couple vtubers, that are contractually obligated to have a kid during their career, the mom will get a pregnant vtuber model, then when the kid is born, they also get a model.

dont forget to do your playlist reps and leave a like on the boys streams/VODs!

>>45551080
it's kind of a bit, axel and rpr are just doing bants

>>45551080
Nah this is classic bants

>>45550967
Spoken like a whore who can’t beat the cock

Selen is funny, I like her.
She is a good 9th Member of Tempus

>>45551080
No, they're just trying to fill time since the game isn't working

Aniki is so real for this

>>45551080
rpr is like this. He's the straight man

>>45551080
banter

Rpr getting a dick pic live

>I'll send you my hairy legs in your DM
KEK

>DMs pics of his dick
GIWIWR

>RPR got tricked into looking at Axel hairy legs
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>45551102
Sacrificing a family's happiness for your entertainment is not good, anon.
That's basically IRL celebrities.

>i'm a seiso idol
>let me check your twitter
>but she was cute

HEH

https://twitter.com/nairuru/status/1637387187300999168
neechan in question

So how hairy are Axel's eegs?

Man the dynamic between these 3 is hilarious

THIS STREAM KEK

>That's just my hairy ass legs

>>45551129
girl_dm...forgotten

>i'll send you a photo of me jerking off in Japan
RPR PLEASE LEAK IT

Selen cackles like a fat black woman. I like her.

Axel giving rpr those tier 5 perks

>>45551227
thanks o7

Rpr got jealous that Selen would be getting the tier 5 content

Selene wingman status?

Axel's legs

Having rpr back is so nice.

SHINRI ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkmZCMXVH7U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkmZCMXVH7U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkmZCMXVH7U

Dude, dealing with Axel is so frustrating, this fucking DINGO. KEK

I fucking love this guy so much. He makes me laugh so hard.

>>45551352
thank god mama is here i needed a breather

>>45551342
AAAIIIEEEEEE
DELETE

>>45551342
AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE MEIDOS!!!

10K FOR AXEL'S MASTURBATION VIDEO

Axel is definitely the blackmailer but he's saying it's RPR instead

>>45551342
EEK

>>45551342
bro what are you doing

>>45551342
Doxxsister not like this!!

I'm gonna fight you guys at the auction for Axel's leg hair.

>$100 sounds like a lot to me
Axel's a cheap whore

>45551342
why did you delete it you fucker KEK

>>45551342
>Axel's legs
straight up chicken legs

>>45551342
>deleted
thank you jannies...

what the fuck happened to this thread lmao

>>45551492
aniki...

The one you said you would dance with Magni? Yeah I remember Axel

>>45551512
Rule 1 bitch
Keep your doxxshit out of here allowed

>>45551528
This one is good, don't visit Last Thread tho

It's over

>If AI take over this world, dude, I love fucking AIs

>>45551342
>deleted
Jannies doing their job proper for once.

Someone is DDOS-ing it.

Threadreading instead of watching APEX is a lot more fun

>>45550834
until his actual team announces him

how does this keep happening

better for them to practice alone at this point desu

The crasher is doing it to get more unhinged ripdesk time

>>45550967
you aren't proud of your dick?

did someone actually post axel's legs

>>45551718
There's a rat amongst Kuzuha's viewers.

One fucking idiot hate

>>45547138
bought Vesper's set despite not liking tea at all. Oh well.

>>45551673
They're not even playing it

Axel bro don't personally look for the dude.

they keep getting one guy'd

>>45551718
I think it's because Kanae joined in. It's especially bad this time, and Kanae's recent slight image changed upset alot of people

rpr reaching out to hideouts, abayo

>>45551771
Yes

>>45551811
are you me? kek i'm just gonna force myself to like tea for his sake

>>45551854
What image change. He looks the same

>>45551811
Eh, you can use the teapot as a decorative thing and just use the cup for whatever

>>45551811
>>45551937
If you like fruity drinks try hibiscus tea

>>45551811
>>45551937
what, is it too bitter for you? do you like coffee?

>>45551771
He has hairy chicken legs man, not sure what to think about him after seeing them...

no leg days...

>>45551937
do you hate milk tea too anon?

TOTAL CONSOLEFAGS DEATH

It's funny because Respawn actually opened a new studio to take care of Apex Legends but I think it may be too late now

I love this paranoid schizophrenic hatred that Axel has for all console players

>>45551937
I don't drink tea, I hate the teapot but I bought the cup just to keep

rpr's pov looks like axel is sitting on his lap

DEATH TO CONSOLEFAGS

>>45551945
Yeah, exactly, but he did very slightly make himself look more mature. Shaved like, 2 cm of fat off his cheeks and upturned his eyes a bit.

>>45552204
It also looks washed up

>>45552090
More like too shit, tea just tastes like herby water

>>45552230
Question is, would you hit it?

>>45552230
>Shaved like, 2 cm of fat off his cheeks
kanaetais are architects...

COACH CONFIRMED

>Coach confirmed
Finally

rpr left scarz?

>>45552322
He's too menhera man, that's like a death trap.

>>45552312
a good tea (i.e not bagged) brewed right tastes very nice, especially fruity ones
probably wanna do milk teas to help with the taste.

So it's probably IPN or less likely, Tempplex

>>45552312
There are different types of tea. Stuff like chamomile tea tastes like garbage weed water, but cinnamon tea, ginger tea, hibiscus tea, etc. all have a lot more flavour

>>45552451
Anon read his gametag. He just left pro league.

>>45552510
No, they talked about inviting him to the discord group chat so it's not IPN or Tempplex since they're already in there.

>>45552510
no, apparently he's an old face. not sure who, just some dragoons at /HAHA/ vagueposting some days ago.

Someone said NL?

>>45551811
I actually like tea so I bought the set, I just hope my parents don't think I am gay or something, I just want to support the boys I enjoy watching

What's the name of that SZ guy who talks japanese?

>>45552623
Why would they think you were gay..?

Apex's technical problems are insane. The game is complete joke in that regard. And Respawn just opened a new studio, maybe they'll finally fix this shit (lmao)

>>45552623
They already do anon, so I wouldn't worry about it too much

Ain't no way sleepy joe is able to coach Axel and his team.

Selen living right now

Aggressive rpr hot

>>45552090
Think it just lacks flavor, if I want flavor I'd drink juice, if I wanted something less flavorful I'd usually drink water. Maybe I've just not had a good tea, but then again my tastes have changed drastically since my late teens when I didn't like it so maybe I'd like it now.

pros banter is so good, i'm home

>>45552692
go to bed trump you fucking orange ass lard

>>45552623
the fact this is an issue...
leave the closet anon.

we need an rpr edit of extremely earth shatteringly unreasonably fuck ass mad

>>45552681
>EA
>Fixing issues
They'd rather pull the plug altogether.

>>45552692
>>45552734
This reads like those Deepfake videos

Didn't rpr's team win $200k once

>>45552692
>>45552734
t. Obama

>>45552766
yep you can see all his earnings on his liquipedia profile https://liquipedia.net/apexlegends/Rpr

Please someone make those ai voice things of Joe Biden coaching Axel

>>45552692
Obama coaching the team be like
>Uhhh can we have the valk use her ability on that hospital over there

>>45552763
lmao yeah those minecraft ones are on my fucking shorts algo

He sounds a lot older

>>45552837
He's slav, they always sound older

>>45552837
MODS!

>>45552837
I thought he was like Finnish or something

Presidential deepfake vid about Tempus when? I can hear Trump calling Hakka a flying wetback...

>>45552816
KEK
imagine joe biden standing behind axel's gamer chair just pointing at the screen

I love this Apex stream dudes

dying laughing at rpr getting more annoyed

Pako is a god

>>45552837
That's just the accent.

>>45552837
That's western europe for you, wait until you see how a Georgias kid look like

i love this stream

>ripdesk raw creampie sex
>start talking about taxes

doxxsisters can't help themselves huh
then they seethe when someone brings their shame in public

>>45552763
I desperately need an AI Biden, Trump, and Obama skit for Tempus.

>>45552886
God I wish

>>45552837
why are they all younger than me... make it stop...

>What if it's the government crashing the lobby?
wtf axel

>>45552974
nobody's been doxxed this thread wdym

>>45552763
The DnD ones are the best

>>45553016
Should have paid your taxes dingo

Axel hasn't gotten an accountant that he has talked about for months. There is no way he will be getting a visa to visit HQ this year

vspo girls are cracked

>>45552886
Finns have such a strange accent