/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

egg

>>45529000
https://pastebin.com/U0nNVKd6
Actually I forgot to add a few that Mouse said later, tho Hakka this week

Y'all need Hime

Nice.

big booby

>>45529207
I want to sex Froot (consensually) so bad bros. Literally perfect.

Yep it goes here

>>45529430
Froot shits in a diaper

>>45529592
Imagine the smell...

>>45529592
yeah
mine

>>45529430
>>45529592
>>45529688
>>45529847
kys diaperfags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcl4sgw7D9o
Waifu Jam's missing on mouse's actual Topic page is quite a bit better than the one from the concert. A bunch of the vocals are easier to hear and some parts have bit of extra extra oomph.

>>45530148
mixing* fuck I need sleep

>>45529430

normla op here. oops i missed the last thread because i watched a scary video and fell asleep and had a hundred nightmares and now it's 1 am someone gimme some cute clips or something

>>45530256
Thread's too dead for that right now

Now that the star debate is over...
What should we do with our stadium? Any ideas? We gotta include some reference to /holoX/ too.

>>45530571
The inside of a backpack

>>45530571

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIlG_KmzGLU
Lol, even connor supports shipping memes now.
"yes honey"
This is what I get for missing connor streams, and she was in his chat too.

>>45530571
Sentai/power rangers themed
HoloX are themed after Sentai villain. Vshojo are rangers. One side vs the other. Mousey would've liked.

>>45530892
>would've
She died?

>>45530920
Yes, she died years ago
You're in a dream anon, WAKE UP

>>45530920
Every time she ends the stream.

>>45530981
Let me chill bitch

>>45530571
This

>>45529207

>>45531213
HOLY

>>45530571
What happen? vsj+ won?

>>45531253
It came home

>>45531213
Too flat

>>45531213
apricot my beloved...

>>45531253
Yeah

>>45531213
Tits too big

Any inspo of what I could do for the rest (Hime, Silver, Kson, Nazuna)

>>45531677
Kson should be pretty easy. I bet tehre's a billion delinquent-styled poses she could do like just squatting. Though if you want them all standing maybe something like this.

>>45531677
>Hime
Doing hime laugh (OH-HO-HO-HO)
>Silver
Her Todd pose
>Kson
>>45532021

>>45531677
Hime's should be similar to Vei's pose but her body is obscured by tig ol bitties

>>45531677
Hime Thumb

>>45532021
Yeah squatting would be THE pose for Kson unless you wanted them all to be roughly the same height and squatting would ruin that. Not sure on Nazuna other than "cute" and I think the ojousama laugh would fit Hime better than Vei but as an alternative I'd just go to Gelbooru and search the arms_under_breasts tag and find a pose that emphasize the size of the boobs

>>45531677
This for Nazuna

>thread generally doesn't care about divegrass a ton
>end up winning
I can't imagine how bad the upset was in the other threads especially since we're, y'know, /vsj+/

>>45532371
>thread generally doesn't care about divegrass a ton
Holy newfag

>>45532542
No one except the Brazilian chimps and inbred Eurofags care about your fucking virtual sport

>>45532371
As someone who doesn't care about divegrass it's all the thread ever talks about while it's happening, they'll even argue for multiple days in a row for what a logo should look like.

I think that Zen should get a mecha in lore. I have no further way to elaborate on this I was just remembering that before the robot debuted I was wondering if Zen might be a full on giant mecha in the new model because of how she was teasing it and I was disappointed it was a normal sized robot. So give Zen a giant mecha

>>45531358
Me and who?

>>45532708
Yeah, we saw that today. We managed to agree on one in the end
I still like this one a lot

>>45530571
Oh god we gotta decide on a fucking stadium too?
We spent an entire day figuring out where to put a star on the logo...

>>45532727
Zen should use the mecha to pound my butt

>>45530571
What do the stadiums of the past winners look like?
>>45532917
I liked this too. It would be a good design to keep in mind if we somehow manage to win again.

>>45532693
seethe cuck, it's a fun time even if I'm not a euro

>>45532960
More like we spent like 15 minutes figuring out where to put a star on the logo and one hour getting one autist to stop posting alternate designs

>>45532960
I still dont really like it though.

>>45532960
Not only that, it’s not the only logo we have to make, pic related
>>45533074
There were 3 autists at least, I was one of them, it was the very last design posted that we agreed on

>>45533130
Should have botted the poll then

>>45533130
This one blows chunks

>>45533154
WE HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER FUCKING LOGO TOO????

>>45532727
Zen's character designer did do this really cool pic of what a heavy armor mode for Zen could look like. A full on building sized mecha to take on some ridiculous lore final boss could cool as fuck.

>>45533074
There were way more than 1 person posting shit lol
>>45533130
Well it won by a landslide in the poll anon

What even is the appeal of divegrass, I watched it once and it was nothing but tribalism garbage

>>45533270
>it was nothing but tribalism garbage
Nah it's unironically peak unity
Or at least as close as you can get to unity on this board, it's good fun

Compare it with other logos. Looks like shit.

>>45533159
>>45533223
It won not because its good but because others were absolutely dogshit.

>>45533130
I like that one, I would like it even more if the star was aligned vertically with the ball
>>45533186
Yeah, all /vt/ league logos were made by the previous winners, and were remakes of the original logo seen here

>>45533317
Eh it's fine imo but I did like this one more though >>45532917
Pretty sure we have like 6 months for this shit anyway, that's plenty of time

>>45533317
That has nothing to do with the star, though.

>>45533154
>>45533337
That logo is not for us to make, don't worry. These are made by commissioner team if I recall.

>>45533414
Oh thanks God

>>45533195
How am I only now realizing that Zen's got 2 extra arms in this pic. Zen's real arms are holding the sword and its sheathe while the 2 giant arms are entirely extra and remind me of the gorillas from Revengeance

>>45533414
Oh thank god, I didn’t know that
Professional, paid artists have to that one

>>45533399
Nta but I actually like our base logo a lot. The simplicity feels nice and clean, especially since our old logo looked so complicated lol

Whoever decided to put the star directly above the V needs to get kicked in the shins, fucking awful design

>>45533477
I prefer simple logos too but this one feels way too simple.
I already brought this up and clearly everyone else doesn't share this opinion so no point in pushing it. I'll continue to seethe in silence.

All I know is I got here after everyone talked about it but I was on team just replace the + with a star entirely. The + can be added back if by some miracle we ever got another win and they could be on the tips of the V's or something.

>>45533489
Yeah, I didn’t want to discuss it at the time, but if we are going with that star, it needs to be repositioned

>>45533270
Everything in this board ends up including some way of stupid tribalism, as seen by us playing till the finals and winning, other than that. Pretty much it's just dumb fun, it's like putting two untrained chickens fight each other.

>>45531677
I love these. They look like sprites for a 2.5D JRPG for the PS1. Keep it up brother.

>>45533489
This. Turn + into a star.

>>45533562
Yeah it wouldn't be that hard to reposition
>>45533623
Didn't the logo anon try this and everyone hated it? kek

Do not move that fucking star. Go look at the thread it was decided on if you want to see why.

>>45533644
Yeah, because the star he made looked wack
Looked like one of those Celtic Crosses

>>45533707
My favorite part was when for some reason he randomly decided to use a Jewish star for one of the versions kek

>>45533707
No one is moving shit. This was already discussed and voted on.
If anyone here that much then bring it up again in a couple months when people aren't already fed up with this. It's not like the decision is final, we have like half a year to sort this shit.

>>45533772
Yeah, that was weird, why did he use a 6 pointed star that time?
But the goofiest one he made was this one, we asked for a hole punched star in the V and he made this

>>45533840
>voted
yeah, by those who were in that one thread that was alive for like couple of hours
with other options being even worse
Thread is clearly not happy with the design, there is nothing stopping us from changing it.

>>45531677
Nazuna on all fours looking back

>>45533270
used to watch the actual 4chan cup before it got banned from twitch and the whole dragonfag rigging scandal. it was honestly peak 4chan unity and the /vt/ league has a lot of soul since there's some rivalries on this board imagined or otherwise.
can't find any promos from when i watched but this one is sick
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8MaVV5aJ80g

>>45533938
Honestly, this doesn't look bad but it does kind of defeat the purpose of the star lol

>>45533951
It was the thread right after the match. If you gave a fuck then you would have been there and if you did and didn't like the alternatives you could have suggested something else. If we redo this shit whenever three fags complain about it then there will be no end to it.
I do agree there is nothing stopping us from changing it, I'm just saying to wait until people aren't tired of this discussion instead of restarting it not even a day later.

My suggestion

>>45533938
I think the problem is that the thing doesn't even look like an actual football club logo to begin with, so yeah, the placement of the star is gonna be difficult

Or

>>45531213
I wish Froot would draw more.

I just said having the star directly above the V looks like shit I'm sorry

What do think would happen if we asked the whole board where the star should go?

how about instead of stars we have nazuna keys

>>45534164
Actual clubs don't even bother with this shit lol they just put the star above the logo and call it a day

>>45534201
Somehow less progress would be made

>>45534201
Doxxposting

>>45534208
NO
It needs at be a star because it’s a fucking football team logo
That’s crossing the only real line

>>45534223
that's cause actual divegrass teams embroider the stars onto the shirts where as the only time ours is seen is on menu screens and ui elements

>>45534223
We're not actual football club though. Our logos are different.

>>45534201
kek, that'd be a fun thread

>>45534267
/u/ has 2 lily's on theirs to represent their 4cc wins

brutal hills jesus christ, supportive moose is cute

>>45534223
yeah, that was my point
that wouldn't actually work with ours because it doesn't look like a football logo

>>45534304
It only works because the flowers have 5 petals

What unique iconography does Vshojo even have as a group that would fit for a logo

>>45534549
BLT

>>45534549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z4v44V0aOY
Best I can come up with is arrows.

>>45534549
As an agency, Vshojo has the white text with black outline on pink background and that is it

>>45534549
None really. Closest thing is the V and that's not much.
It's pretty much the reason why the first logo was a clusterfuck of different shit from the girls and the second logo is just VSJ+ on a ball.

>>45534657
It’s really hard to paint freedom on a canvas without it looking like chaos

>>45534602
Holy shit take me back to these times please, times where rrats kept springing up about who was /in/ and anons being certain that it was Memori who was the girl in Zen's lore video
In like 4 months it'll be a year since Kson and Nazuna joined

>>45534755
>Memori
my beloved... she can still get in...

>>45534788
Be not afraid of big titties

>>45534788
thank you for reminding us that there are worse things than generic.

>>45534840

>>45534549
Gunrun is our unique iconography

>>45534889
Please stop logo anon... I just remembered the backpack concept

>>45534788
That looks horrible, and like a ripoff of G2:s logo.

>>45534788
this looks like a uterus

>>45534925
This one isn't the worst

>>45534804
This year's AX for sure....I believe....

>>45534925
I actually liked the way the ball and text looked in this. The arrows not so much.

>>45534976
She hasn't steamed in 8 months. I think she quit.

>>45535024
SHE IS PERFECT

>>45534919
This?

>>45535070
AIEEEE

>>45534971
I like this one because it both references Mouse and the Vtubing community's opinion of Vshojo

This is the new logo. End of discussion.

>>45535122
Kek true
>>45535164
Double kek

If you do redesign the logo I suggest taking inspiration from real football logos
it's what everyone else does

>>45534549
football logos don't necessarily have unique iconography beyond colors

>>45535196
You forgot the star

>>45535260
She is right there

Suddenly remembering the flagfaggot who was obsessed with the Holy Roman Empire

>>45535311
I honestly think it's the same guy kek. But whatever we won with his logo so I guess he's good luck.

>>45535311
I have the suspicion that one of the anons posting designs today and back when we were coming up with the new logo was him.

>>45535325
kek, that’s an image that’s gonna be used a lot in the next few months

>>45535239
The answer has always been to just jack one of these logos and make it VShojo themed. You can even find logo the IRyS thread ripped off in that pic.

>>45535325
You know this thread is great and funny as shit when it's not getting shit up by retards biting bait and arguing

>>45529288
Why is BuffPup under old plans when she's already appeared?

>>45535231
I did consider this back when we were voting for the logo but then I realized that a) I can't design logos for shit and b) most real logos kind of look like ass

>>45535460
But this is exactly whats happening right now?

>>45535448
Same for /lig/ I know because I was the one who suggested it

>>45535448
you can find pretty much every 4cc logo in that pic

>>45535448
I think we can rip off the Ajax one and make it look pretty good.

>>45534971
Awful
>>45534925
Also awful

Stop trying to change the logo again you faggots. We're not doing this shit again

>>45535577
But who'll be in the middle?

>>45535745
a pair of tits

>>45535239
let's rip off this one

>we

>>45535752
Gun and MTD?

>>45535771
what is with you faggots and balls

>>45535480
Also pur current logo is fine. They're gonna be small on the screen so it being simple works just fine given that.

>>45535745
The founder. Mel.

>>45535771
Are you retarded? I'm pretty sure our original shitty logo was based off something like this

In an alternate universe where Gunrun never approached Mel. Where would all our girls be?

>>45535577
Here bro

>>45535832
the original one doesn't look like it's based on anything and the ones after look like msword clipart with comic sans font over it

>>45535775
*oui

Leave Logo-kun alone!

>>45535771
>цcкa
*spits*

>>45535873
>Froot
Less viewers
>Haruka
Dead
>Hime
Same place as now
>Mel
Possibly dead(?), she's so accident prone it's hard to theorize
>Mouse
1000% dead
>Nyan
Might've been an indie
>Silver
Zero clue
>Zen
Still having Vrchat sex or dead from brain goblins
>Kson
Indie
>Nazuna
Indie

>>45535832
It wasnt based on anything, really

>>45536005
Better layout but it's also literally a mismatched hodgepodge

>>45536005
Also funny that /holoX/, the team we fought in the finals, have basically our old logo but properly made.

>>45536001
What about me

>>45536001
You do know that most of of our girls were indies before joining VShojo right?

>>45536070
Indie I guess

>>45536005
SOVL
>>45536059
SOULLESS

>>45536070
100% Dead

>>45536059
It’s easy for them, we have more than double their girls

>>45536001
Froot and Hime wouldn't exist

>>45535873
Nyan would have never met Aethel then
Which of course means that she must be dating me in this universe.

>>45535873
>Mel, Silver, Kson, Haruka, Nazuna, Zen
No real change.

>Nyan
I feel like she'd eventually join Niji and hate every moment of it. Wouldn't meet Aethel. Wouldn't be very good friends with anyone in VTubing.

>Vei
doesn't meet Soda. eventually burns out

>Mouse
Smaller streamer. Probably doesn't become friends with Connor. Doesn't get enough money to offset health costs.

>Froot, Hime
Never starts streaming seriously again.

>>45535873
Mel would still be CB only.
And with the massive amount of techsupport she has needed over the years for the most basic things, she would have stopped streaming if not for Gun.

>>45536074
Gunrun willed the girls into existence, they literally weren't anything before that. Any memories you have of them pre-vshojo are a fabrication.

>without Vshojo the indie scene would be half as big and three times as insufferable

>>45536183
>Nyan
>I feel like she'd eventually join Niji and hate every moment of it
No what? Lmao that makes no sense at all if you've ever watch her. Doesn't fit at all, would have likely remained an indie. Also even if she did somehow fit their culture there still wouldn't have been any reason to join anyway since she was already successful without an org or company to begin with.

>>45536235
Yeah, and she wouldn’t have ever discovered Discord either

>>45536183
>>Nyan
>I feel like she'd eventually join Niji and hate every moment of it.
This is even more retarded than claiming she would have joined holo lol

>>45536261
>>45536299
Nyan needed a corp because of her harassment issues. She would have tried to join someone.

>>45536319
>Niji
Bad choice to avoid harassment
>Holo
Literally the worst choice to avoid harassment

>>45536183
Mouse was already averaging 2.5-3k for a few months before joining VShojo

>>45536319
No she wouldn't need to join a corpo for that. There are normal management/talent agencies that could also help.
Also if she did ever try to join one of two JP corps it would clearly be Holo not Niji. I can't really imagine her giving up her brand to join an org, but at least HoloEN is successful enough to guarantee she'd be at least as successful as before unlike he state of NijiEN girls.

>joining niji to escape harassment
that's like a sheep joining a pack of wolves to avoid getting eaten kek

>>45536400
>someone like Nyan joining a company as restricted as HoloEN
RUMAO

>>45536400
>>45536439
You're saying this with the benefit of hindsight. It would look like a good idea at the time.

>>45536235
Mel started twitch a month after she debuted and that was well before vshojo, and she also had her own tech support they were garbage but still were there.

>>45536445
Oh I wouldn't fit at all but it makes more sense than Niji. But most likely she would have just remained an indie.

>>45536236
The Nick Fury of VShojo, El Jefe I kneel
Capeshit reference omg!!!

I think if Nyan joined Hololive she'd get doxxed way harder than she is now and it'd eventually result in a homicide

>>45536469
I'm pretty sure before vshojo was even made most of the girls were already at least averaging as much if not more than the niji girls so not really. Idk why you retards are acting like they were 2views before vshojo was made.

>>45536357
not only that but Mouse met Connor through the old lewdcast he was on episode 8

>>45536526
>Mano Aloe

>>45536526
Nyan joining Hololive would 100% have been just like Gura's arc. Complete with the complete lack of streams chumbuds have nowadays lol

>>45536526
You underestimate blue dorito tinted glasses. I'd post the blue nyanners image but I don't want to get shanked by a janny

>>45536544
Vshojo predates nijisanji

>>45536641
that doesn't really change his point though since they already would have been successful without an org or company like niji

NijiEN? Yes, not Nijisanji as a whole though, they were found May 2nd 2017

>>45536702
Meant for >>45536641

>>45536583
Vei
>doesn't stream and takes long breaks
Gura
>doesn't stream and takes long breaks
Maybe VShojo and Hololive isn't so different after all. In all seriousness though, Gura is either extremely busy or just doesn't give a fuck anymore. I'm assuming it's hard to stay on top of the vtubing world and she's been doing that for two years (three this year) so at some point you have to start getting tired.

>>45536739
Gura's inconsistency is actually way worse than Vei believe it or not

>>45536739
I'd do the same thing if I had their fanbases, fucking awful

>>45536781
>>45536739
Gura streams less then Hime now

>>45536811
Hime bros... our title....

>>45536739
The cope they're using is that she's had to prepare for Holofes, but Bae streamed for the entirety of February and had the same amount of performances that Gura did so that's bullshit

>>45536544
holo en dwarfs the girls back when they first started. Not saying that the girls were small back then they were a pretty decent size and were on an upwards trajectory. Now the question is how much did vshojo accelerate the girl's growth if any?

>>45536904
I don't think it really added much growth to the girls per say, they just help them out with some management and stuff in the background

>>45536739
Gura's behavior is pretty much identical to how Nyan behaved just before getting a BF. Long droughts. Constant "comeback" streams. Obviously miserable. She needs to get dicked.

>>45536971
I will volunteer, no need to thank me chumbuds

>>45536971
She needs freedom

>>45536971
yeah, by me

Bad news anons.
I just came from the alternate universe where Nyan is in HoloEN.
She is just as cute and schizo as this Nyan but there's also some guy named Aethel in that universe who joined HomoEN. They have been collabing a lot with each other.

>>45536971
Oh no no no Chumbuds....is there something going on behind the scenes?
>>45537010
Freedom you say?

>>45536904
Look at July 2020 stats compared to August 2020. I'm too lazy to look at everyone else, but Nyan's follow growth quadrupled and her CCV doubled.

>>45537069
Yabba dabba do! He even looks like an Aethel ripoff

>>45537069
there's no universe where aethel gives a shit about corpos

>>45537069
they have sibling energy, she's totally lesbo

>>45537110
Vei definitely grew quit a hit after joining but idk if that was necessarily because of vshojo

>>45536947
>hey just help them out with some management and stuff in the background

unless it's Mouse or it happens to tickle the fancy of Mowtendoo. It really does seem like the girls are on their own to handle things especially back in the early days the only difference is they were more willing to help out nyan back when she was their top talent.

>>45537110
VShojo was founded end of November though?

>>45537169
Oh I'm an idiot. I assumed the Twitter account was made the same month. Nevermind, it's been too long.

>>45537162
They definitely helped out everyone lol the whole "they only did things for nyan" thing was a schizo rrat. Nyan was just more open about saying whenever she got help from vshojo

>>45537110
was it vshojo or was it nyan being invited to sing on one of Kizuna AI's concerts

>>45536570
And Connor was already watching her before that. Chances are he still would've asked her to do that hentai dub video where they hit it off.

>>45537286
That was a year later. Also, there is zero chance she gets that if she's an indie.

>>45537069
Masaka...

These arguments are always retarded. Maybe they don't join VShojo. Maybe they lose all momentum. Maybe they do porn out of desperation. Maybe in 2023 we'd be taking about Silver's latest preggo scene on /gif/. Maybe we're arguing about which monster cock Nyan enjoyed the most. Maybe we're discussing Vei's cocaine overdose. Who can say.

Vshojo FFXIV is dead
Forever

>>45537562
>Maybe we're arguing about which monster cock Nyan enjoyed the most
The answer is mine btw

>>45537069
I also came from another universe seperate from this anon's universe. Silver and Ame are in opposite companies (Silver in Holo, Ame in VShojo), Mouse is a perfectly healthy woman who lives with Connor, Vei quit vtubing and left VShojo in late 2021 to become a fleshtuber, Zen actually talks and is a 10k andy, Froot is a famous animator, Mel is a famous RTX pornstar, Nyan is dating Soda, Haruka is part of Niji and Hime streams consistently.

>>45537648
>Haruka is in Niji
FUCKING MONKEY'S PAW AAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>45537648
>Froot is a famous animator
Says something that I find this the most unbelievable.

>>45537110
>Aethel at home

>>45537648
>Nyan is dating Soda
Worst timeline

>>45537567
and that's a good thing
that game sucks balls

>>45537648
Please don't spread the Nyan/Soda thing, even as a joke. Vei is bothered enough by even the suggestion of that stuff that she won't let her own mother interact with him, after he said she still looked amazing for her age as a way to compliment Vei and say she would probably age well too.

>>45537822
I will continue to pair Soda with other women just to annoy Vei

>>45537822
It's too late for that. Why do you think Vei refuses to do the couple collab?

>>45537822
Soda x Silver is the endgame

>>45537822
>Vei is bothered
Even more reason to spread it!

>>45537348
vshojo debuted Nov 2020, the announcement that nyan was going to be in the concert was late Mar 2021, and the concert was April 24 2021. The type of talks and the legal stuff that needs to be worked out takes a long time they probably reached out to nyan just before or shortly after vshojo debuted, Kizuna and/or her management were probably already contemplating inviting nyan before vshojo.

i wish i was in the universe where mouse did H content

In Vei's eyes, every woman is a vile creature, except herself.

She admitted multiple times on Skippy to being a femcel.

>>45537822
Im gonna start shipping Soda x Aethel.

>>45537822
Soda's into MILFs I see, well aren't Polish girls one of the hottest in the world? Makes sense
>>45538015
Hot

>>45537822
how about that time around when Mel first started soda tried to simp for Mel and even donated a ton of money but she turned him down. that means at best vei is soda's second choice

>>45538127
>unironically going after mel first
Holy fuck what a retard

>>45538127
I would like to clarify for would-be retards reading this post that he did ironically. In fact, he has a whole fucking video "simping" on Gura.
https://youtu.be/atPxkASffF8

>>45538273
calm down vei

>>45538273
>Soda is a Gurasperg
based desu

>>45538273
>ironically
>ironically.
>ironically?
>...ironically...
>IRONICALLY
>I R O N I C A L L Y

>>45537966
why? Mouse isn't sexy without her model at all?

>>45538273
Classic
Motherfucker was basically shitposting about vtubing and his chat thought it was ultra cringe only for him to start dating a vtuber a month or so later kek

>>45538351
Wrong, he's actually a Chumbud.

>>45538273
I watched this live

>>45538273
how many tokens did soda drop on Mel's CB again?

>>45538515
$3,000 worth

>>45538127
Soda just wanted a vtuber gf, didn't really matter who

>>45538577
>Vei's the consolation prize
KEK

>>45538571
Wow, it's actually real.
>Sodapoppin donated $3000 on Mel's first CB stream under his friend's name
https://youtube.com/shorts/m6SON_K3YtQ?feature=share

>>45538273
God I hate his sense of humor

How does it feel owe Soda, Melfags?

>>45536890
i see a lot of, its good that she streams so little as that makes every stream special.
kinda like hime

>>45538698
yep soda was unironically jerking it to Mel 2 years before vei

>>45538869
>Vei is getting Mel's sloppy oiler seconds
Feels appropriate.

>>45538935
Vei jerks it to Mel?

>>45538936
The shipsisters will latch onto Mel eventually, they just need to find the guy

>>45538916
But unlike Hime, only one of her 3 streams this year wasn't a company mandated stream. There was a "comeback" chatting stream, an outfit reveal, and a 3D showcase.

>>45538935
How do you jerk it ironically? Is "I'm doing this ironically" that what you tell yourself when you jerk it to dudes?

>>45538993
the shippers have tried plenty of times and she calls them out every time for being weirdos for shipping real people

I'm back and I still wanna sex Froot.

>>45538955
yeah, she talked about it on stream before

>>45538955
old vei did

>>45539070
That's how Vei's boyfriend is, he says he does everything ironically

>>45538955
that may be, but I guarantee she's not happy about soda giving $3,000 and jerking it to one of her friends

>>45538577
Funny that before Vei he had his eyes on Gura a few days before the Parasocial show

>>45539646
>he says he does everything ironically

he even said that about dating vei

>>45539692
Parasocial was that long ago? Fuck me man

>>45538082
Gura ain't a milf retard which Vei's bf wanted to fuck

>>45538955
https://vocaroo.com/1LR7ep624yGL

>>45538440
Why does his way of words seem familiar

>>45539070
he made his friend ironically give his other friend a blowjob in vrchat in exchange for a valve index

Ironmouse bestest vtuber and divegrasser!

I'm black and I still wanna sex Froot.

>>45539782
remember when Nyan and Vei used to go watch random cammers on cb together? fun times

>>45540450
There's one story of that. Don't make it out like it was a common occurrence.

Do you guys think that Mousey and Sykkuno still hang out off stream often?

>>45540787
Of course, they hang out daily.

>>45540650
>There's one story of that
that we know of. The girls used to watch lots of things together

>>45540787
Considering he wore her necklace to the Streamer Awards, I'd say yes

>>45540787
No, at least not often, if how sykkuno operates on stream is anything to go by then if his regular friends are around he doesn't even consider her, what makes you think he'd waste his time with her outside of work.

>>45541014
>>45540940

>>45537822
>>45538019
good thing vei was sleeping when otk events happened this weekend - those past few streams made me realize that both gay and 'straight' men are unironically into soda. Austin Show, Tectone, Lacari and Surefour all acted pretty sussy. if aethelstan and soda ever meet irl shit might go down

So I found out that Asmongold streamed today and I just wanted to do a little check to make sure it wasn't just a coincidence....

... Silverbros, you better start catching up on Asmon's content lore. Just sayin'

>>45541091
nononononononononononononononononononoI'M NOT READY

>>45541085
He lost a bet

>>45541245
Nope, Mouse said the bet had already ended by then.

>>45541245
Just checked, the bet happened on January 19 and it was to wear the necklace for 1 month. The awards were on March 12.

>>45541091
What does she find so entertaining in his stream anyway?

i miss karaoke

>>45541443
they're both mmo nerds.

>>45541466
So do I, Nyan has an amazing voice

>>45541443
The real answer will make us lose a couple more posters in this general.

>>45541276
>>45541434
He would have brought his custom gura daki if he wasn't such a coward, or if she was nominated.

>>45541520
ROFL
RUMAO

>>45541632
Fuck you

>>45541584

>>45541632
It's true, though, just listen to the Getcha cover.

>>45541584

Other corporate generals are talking about the successes of their concerts/wanting to get a concert, and what do we do here?
Celebrate our divegrass win and pair our girls off to fleshstreamers? This is why /vt/ will always ostracize us.

>>45541632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx10MlfxpFk

>>45541710
Mouse of all people did a concert, that was pretty cool.

>>45541710
I assumed /nijien/ would be depressed over the fact that Holo got a full concert while theirs was cancelled over """""covid"""""

I just deleted the draft of a really nasty schizo post. You should all be grateful.

>>45541710
I WILL GET MY OSHI THAT MILLIONAIRE DICK AND YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WILL NEVER STOP ME

>>45541814
KEK she actually said that?

>>45541765
Kson's was better. Nyan's appearance at the Kizuna concert was pretty kino, but too light on Nyan.

>>45541838
yes. she was pretty open about her struggles. seems a bit better now.

>>45541717
>>45541696
Her voice is ordinary

>>45541710
Froot is working on a rock opera for her lore debut, their oshis are invalid.

Alright, I'll poke the bear. What's the rrat on Silver and Asmongold?

did balding sheepfucker get to 150k this morning?

>>45541975
he talked in her chat once which means they're having sex. same is true about me and Nazuna

>>45541710
wasnt niji concert canceled due to covid
Also we had our concert on january.it was only 2 months ago, the MV for the new song only came out last week.

Most of our girls have no interest in big events and concerts,
We are talking more about divegrass because we won.

And with the 3 biggest girls having bf's or something alike, pairing the remaining ones with males its their fans way of coping.

>>45542034
the niji concert was cancelled 3 months in advance due to "covid" lmao

>>45542034
Yep, cancelled over """""covid"""""

>>45541997
$135k

>>45542034
Cancelled due to >covid. They fucking overworked Luxiem for that, made them stream less to focus on singing (some even fucked up their throats) and in the end they just cancelled it even though it could've been online event. Feels bad for Niji talent.

>>45541710
Good.

>>45542362
I wonder if Aethel will raid Sayu's return stream

>>45541863
>Kson's was better.
Lol
Lmao

>>45541964
get better ears retard

>>45539692
people don't know irony?

>>45541863
Hololive slaps us around on production quality every single day of the week. Nothing any Vshojo has ever put on has matched a Hololive production in quality.

>>45542597
Give more money to your oshi, cuckold

>>45542681
what?

>>45542673
I think they meant Kson's 1 year anniversary concert, not any Hololive thing.

>>45542681
get better brain retard, idk how you even come to that conclusion that I ever paid for anything

>>45542734
And I mean every Hololive production beats anything our girls have put out. Kson included.

>>45542773
I think you're Pink Cat's gosling

Any reason there are catalogfags here this morning? Nothing interesting has happened

>>45542810
kys and don't reply to me ESLfag

>>45542858
???

>>45542859
Because this is a whore thread that shouldn't be on this board.

>>45541091
i am not ready for it but i know it will happen as God's punishment to spite this general

Bros...

>>45542859
it's evening in the phaseoppines

>>45542976
I refused to pull out

>>45542976
Guess she found a way to stay in Japan.

>>45542976
>i'm pregnant vedal what have u done

>>45542976
GunRun, accept the application. It's time.

I can't wait until we're all fighting over who among the VShojo girls are getting non-retarded children some years down the line. I'm so excited for the next frontier of vtubing with our pregnant VShojos!

>>45543479
AsmonVale will be the only couple that gets no retarded children.

>>45543479

>>45543534
they are the most retarded couple out of them all

>>45543479
Vei's little boys and girls will be peak Aryan genetics with blue eyes, and all geniuses in their arts and crafts.

>>45543629
>Geniuses
>PolishPoppin
I don't think so.

>>45543629
>polish whore having indian children

>>45543479
can't wait for
>Vshojo: Next Generation

>>45543479

>>45543702
kek

>>45543702
Based

>>45543687
vshojo doesn't do generations

I know you're jealous over us mopping the floor with you all in vtl with a wonderful Cinderella story, but you're going to have to get over it holobronies.

>>45543828
Holobronies are too busy reeling from post-concert feels to make your delusions a reality.

>>45543577
>>45543606
>>45543629
Vei and Soda is the most retarded couple so their children is that but multiplied to be worse

>>45543939
They can reel in their own threads. They've got ten of them. No reason to be here.

be a little less obvious retard

>>45543939
>idol company has a concert
>brags about it to non-idols
Ok?

>>45543939
You chose the wrong thread to brag about it, try Niji or catalog

>>45543534
if TectoneVale didn't happen then i doubt AsmonVale will

>>45544198
Tectone was a nothingburger and everyone knew it.

>>45544303
Even his former wife knew by leaving him

>>45544031
Or go the opposite way and the kid goes to Harvard

>>45544338
Nah, it's best summarized with this graph. Note the two polar extremes.

>>45544303
Asmonvale has same cracked ship energy as tectonevale
so far Silver is just asmon's fangirl
there has to be a confirmed discord communication between them for any possible rrats to spawn sister

>>45544450
>silver's just a fan girl
Asmon is in her chat all the time

>>45544503
cause she's his gateway into vtubers

New bread :)
>>45544581
>>45544581
>>45544581
>>45544581

>>45544351
with vei being the mom? impossible

have da scawy howos left yet? I just wanna talk about my lazy whores in peace...

>>45544649
vei is always a wild card

>>45544196
Oh yeah, I'm sure the Niji thread would LOVE to hear about it!

>>45544428
What an embarrassment that Silver watches Nazuna and OTK more than Vei

>>45544695
But her intelligence aint

>>45544503
>all the time
he posted one message and he didn't even respond when she asked him a question

>>45544772
He did respond