/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Say something nice about my wife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WdmykUWXCk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WdmykUWXCk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WdmykUWXCk

She's trying to sound cute

Imagine a holo playing Library of Ruina
Imagine the /fa/ tier fanart
Imagine them singing Mili songs

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<======== your piss here please

I love Ina!

[blackbarovertext]What if I am(\blackbarovertext)

How does your dick react to this webm?

Polka love! Polka love! Reminder that her show now has English subs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFDNO2gKh74

Takodachis will be the death of hololive

Thoughts?

>>4547317
phoneposterchama, the purpose of suisei's pussy is impregnation

The fuck is going on here
Why there are so many global threads?
Why are people mad at Mori now?
Why are people mad at Ame now?

Mori sucks, graduate her same with Kiara for acknowledging Pink Cat

>>4547326
Nah, she was straight up unmuted for that one. Kiara even started asking "what's so funny" and "why's chat saying yabe".

>>4547350
It doesn't

>Trash Taste are literally the Kajita, Nakamura and Sugita of the Western anime scene
Reminder these are the faggots who are defending Mori.

>>4547300
Ina does suck for doing this, yeah.

>>4547274
I miss the Wide Gura arc

>>4547256
She cute.

>>4547350
Is this vore? Also the color of the panties is wrong

Watching Anya about to dive feet first into the Dollhouse portion of Resident Evil 8, and I don't know if she's going to be able to control herself once she gets a sight of that big baby and she's got no weapons to fight it off with.
While Watame's making a sshhh...top secret project on the Minecraft JP server while reading and chatting with her fans and thinking about eating some of her delicious chips.
So friends, where we at?

>hololive japan
>en instead
explain

I love Ame so much, bros.

apple bottomed catto

>>4547317
Why would I piss in-between her thighs?

why the fuck are there so many damn globals in the catalog

>>4547317
>no pubes
weak desu

>>4547350
Is this supposed to be a regular pov scene or a vore scene?

Ayamefriend is a whore.

>>4547360
I won't

>>4547158
2 Anya threads in a row
INCLINING!!!

so, this are the Mori hours huh

WILL SHE EVER NOT GET AWAY WITH IT???

>>4547300
>People who choose to make themselves busy don't have the right to then complain that they're overworked the same way people who abuse themselves don't have the right to complain about bruises.
based

>>4547358
Yes. And her butthole is for piss.

>>4547372
Right here, preparing to do sexual things to Ayame in Koikatsu!

You come home and see this mesugaki
What do you do?

Mori doesn't care about Hololive.

>>4547317
Post the TRUE version you coward.

>come home
>catch on up moris stream
>she's having some collab with non vtubers
i'm really starting to actually hate her

>>4547158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jJsYbVBnaE

we angry?

>>4547362
It would help to post evidence of your quote, otherwise it's gonna look like you're just strawmanning for shitposting purposes.

Someone asked how can people find Gura sexy:
it's mostly fan art, but her attitude really does it for me.
Of course I would not ever fap to her actual model tho, looks too cute and funny (unironically) to be sexy.
I love my retarded daughter.

>>4547382
Everytime you ask, 3 more pop up.

What the fuck is going on with mythkids and why did Iname get a twink?

>>4547377
APPLE BOTTOM CATS
BOOBS WITH THE FUR (FUR)
THE WHOLE THREAD LOOKING AT ME AND HER
SHE HIT THE LISTENER
SHE HIT THE LISTENER
SHAWTY GOT MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU

>>4547359
Because we are a globe
Because people want to be mad
Because she's not my wife

>>4547382
Meidos too busy making sure nobody posts eggchama's selfies in the kiara anti threads to care about anything else.

can't even fucking hear anything Anya says, her mic is cutting off
and she's a fucking png
just graduate already

>>4547388
KIKKERIKI

One rrat, hold the ogey

>>4547372
Right here friend!
Listening to Anya but not looking at the screen so I don't get spoiled.
Also thinking about how every day I wake up and end up slapping my bed a bunch looking for my glasses. It is very silly of me.

ROCKCHADS????

If you tried to have sex with Anya and she decided she didn't like you, can't she cut off your dick by making her vagina daggers?

In times like these I'm happy that my oshi is Gura.

>>4547361
I think she might've been muted for part of it.

>>4547397
In English?

>>4547382
Pekora Global was made as a joke and remade a few times over the past week, last night someone made an Ayamefriend general because that's the kind of place /hlgg/ is now, and that made some people decide it would be funny if there were tons of global threads

>>4547399
omg le ebin breaking the rules xd
of course my queen, let's get out of the bubble!
fuck my senpais, they don't understand!
I'm the jesus of vtubers, going to save all those poor indies

Imagine caring about Mori who hates streaming and wants to break out of the Hololive "bubble" when she has hardly bothered to collab with her senpai instead of Flare who loves streaming and enjoys the company of her coworkers.

>>4547411
I wonder how the fuck /gfg/ keeps following me into this place. Get out.

>>4547424
Basado.

>>4547359
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
IM TIMELOOPING FOR THE TENTH TIME ALREADYY

>>4547274

https://youtu.be/GOjNzHDtHJM?t=13

>>4547427
>filtered by scuff kino

>>4547317
Isn't that unsanitary?

>>4547372
Right here!

>>4547394
UNLIMTED POWER!

Why is Mori allowed to complain about work yet Ina brings it up frequently and it's OK?

>>4547362
Absolutely not and you should end your life for even suggesting it.

>>4547087
What >>4547145 said. And comparing rap to singing is just fucking stupid. There are other holos that have much better voices, but hip hop is just a far more popular genre. Its especially more accessible to all wiggers since the artist is white.

which holo has IBS?

>>4547372
Right here, Ayamebro! I wonder how Anya will handle the Dollhouse.

>>4547453
How mad are you right now?

Ame
Nier
Promise
4 months

>>4547453
Hey man, nothing wrong with Indie vtubers.

Collabing with literal 3d people though over something as dumb as shadowverse though?

>a bit more then 24 hours then Cats
>less then 20 hours until Bird Collab
>we still don't know who the third collab is with

>>4547472
Ina understands how works work

Why doesn't Anya just use her SC earnings to buy a super computer

>>4547435
yes, so you better satisfy her or else

>>4547453
Pretty based desu

[Sad News] Anya has never been in a house this big and is now lost.

>>4547472
Isn't

>>4547486
Mori
Doom
Promise
7 months

https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1400506826953613312

>ID2 debuts was 6 months ago

>>4547419
It was literally last thread and I'm not giving that faggot anymore (You)s

>>4547359
Mori doesn’t give a fuck about hololive. Only likes collecting easy cash from paypigs.

Ame is a twitch whore

>>4547494
She should just buy a console

>>4547406
Cute.

>>4547372
Making "quality" MMD content Ayamefriend impostor!

>>4547480
Ayame, unironically.

>>4547472
Don't bring Ina into this.

Anya's voice is really.....you know....

>>4547388
holy FRICK that mildly startled me
>>4547428
holy FUCK that scared me

When will mamaloni make her own mythkid?

>>4547461
nigga seriously I J*U and found the board flooded by global threads and the past thread in flames about Mori and Ame.

The fuck happened? As I get it Mori is being Mori but I lack the finer details but why Ame too?
She had a great stream yesterday.

>>4547419
Last thread, just Ctrl F any of those names.

>>4547359
>>4547382
>>4547397
There were more before, I can definitely tell some of them are gone already. Congratulations, the joke is officially past its prime.

Anya is freaking out........................

>>4547509
>ID2 was 6 months ago
>koopa debut was also 6 months ago
>EN is quickly approaching 1 year
Time is just flying by.

>>4547472
Because Ina is stuck in a contract and is planning on quitting once it's over so she can focus on Hololive. Meanwhile Mori prefers roommate shit over Hololive.

>>4547512
FUCK HOLOLIVE

>>4547372
I really hate the puzzle aspect of the doll house, basically turning the game into a walking simulator and scavenger hunt

OK I need your help, list me all of the girls that you think are gay or Bi.

GO ANYA GO! IDENTITYYYYY!!!!

Ina in a canary in a coal mine

Anya singing Identity at the top of her lungs every time she's scared is fucking hilarious

I love Anya's fear singing.

>>4547550
your oshi

>>4547533
What if Mamaloni gets asked to become the mom of a Holo
But it's a male

>>4547256
she haven't graduated yet

>>4547359
Mori said she wanted to get out of the Hololive bubble and wanted to stream more with 3DPd's
Ame dropped a game she didn't like
seems like deadbeats deflecting to me desu

>>4547545
>2021 is half over

>>4547487
that was agreed on within the sponsorship
literally blame Cover

Anya sings with so much undeserving confidence. I love it.

>>4547458
Who?

>>4547475
That just sounds like cope, pop is the biggest genre around, just look at BTS. Yet none of the pop idol holos are half as successful as Mori.

>>4547494
haha...yeah...

>>4547550
None of them and all of them at the same time.

>>4547548
gurame....

>>4547472
Because Ina streams regularly and doesn't complain about Hololive being a job?

How close is Anya to the baby? I'm sleepy but I'll stick around if shes close....

>>4547537
You'd be the fourth person I backlinked to my post summerising Mori's stream (granted, not in this global). Just do archivereps.

>>4547359
>Mori
Gaffed hard on stream and timelooped herself
>Ame
Pissed off her fanbase by cancelling her Nier playthrough after promising it for a couple of months and then handling it really poorly.

>>4547486
>>4547508
THEY ARE

I hate JWU posting.

Music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNA-sTiC0Ds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKKar5SS29E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4N7EhUWOAA

>>4547576
>$12 twice
Dagger....

>>4547472
Ina is stuck under contract and makes an effort during her streams. She manages her time properly and learned that she really can't do everything so she has to buckle down and fix things. Mori makes the choice to be busy and when she was first overworked, back in October, instead of learning from that she just decided to quit scythe-swinging and devote that time to still being overworked, just now with two jobs instead of one.

>>4547583
she just started the house

>>4547583
Given how long she's been taking maybe an hour

>>4547569
Then where's Kiara's streams with non-vtubers?

>>4547576
She made $4100 last month anon. Not including memberships (which she has ~985 homies according to the latest den stream views) and Streamlabs.

>>4547550
>Gay
None, Lesbians do not exist
>Bi
None, they are playing a character

>>4547576
Jesas fuck, they make CHUMBUDS look rich

>>4547592

>>4546848
do I have to embarrass you in public with the shortest trip, anon
>>4547279
uh, no, there are socialblade statistics available for everyone and while there was a spike in views after the holodebut, she already had views in the millions and subs in ten thousands
her most popular MVs was in multi-million views as well

you don't have to lie about easy to confirm numbers just cause you dislike her, there are valid criticisms available

>>4547583
She's in the house so its all a matter of how good she is at the puzzles.

>>4547568
>Ame dropped a game she didn't like
Wait it's the Nier thing still? or did she drop another game?

>>4547530
Greasy

All timeloops are planned by Cover themselves in an attempt to make sure nothing big ever comes from here, they intend to keep the schizos busy with literal nothingburguers so they can't expend the time and effort in doing something that could actually damage the company

>>4547472
When Mori did it when she was working 3 jobs I could understand it. But she still does it, and she's free. Ina has a job, a very time-consuming one at that.

>>4547472
I don't remember Ina whining about how streaming is such hard work.

Why are you fucking idiots pretending the Shadowverse coach shit is new information

>>4547472
Because Ina is in a contract that she can't just break off while Mori piles on projects after projects because she can't say no.

Have you guys seen the latest Wachastars?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lagUeyo3VDw
It's great show like always and has English subtitles!
The ending is really worth the buildup beforehand!

>kiara will collab with nyanners
>mori will collab with male non-vtuber streamers
How do we get rid of these two?

>>4547576
This is more than some homostars...

I j*w*u*, what did >>4547592 mean by this?

>>4547605
She doesn't even have a streamlabs link on her stream right now...

>>4547510
>worrying about giving (You)s between threads
That's some impressive faggotry anon.
>>4547540
And you could easily do the same, yet won't?

ENTER SENCHOU

>>4547592
Same, now do your fit reps fatty!!!

>>4547583
I would say close but a puzzle stands in her way.

>>4547604
Probably soon, she just hasn't talked about it recently.

>>4547591
NOTHING
THEY'RE FUCKING NOTHING
At least they're for sure doing a one-on-one for TTRPG soon BUT STILL

>>4547587
>Pissed off her fanbase

>>4547547
>and is planning on quitting
DYRBI

>>4547604
don't jinx it, with a bit of luck Mori chose to take them all to take some shit for Kiara

>>4547568
>wanted to stream more with 3DPd's
Is this real? That is a terrible idea

Should work now.

>>4547623
if that only that were the only thing...

gura birthday merch is a blanket

>>4547587
People are still going on about Nier?

>>4547604
"Hello, I'm Ian from Forgotten Weapons dot com, and today we have with us a special guest."

>>4547633
Correct, I'm not going to give that faggot the satisfaction of a desktop notification.

>>4547423
Just artists playing around. Similar to that time they drew everyone as Cars for no particular reason. The Iname child was the first one and is the only one who has agreed upon design so idk.

>>4547550
Kanata is pretty fucking gay and anyone who says otherwise is denial

>>4547588
why Miko?

>>4547627
I won't

>>4547657
If it's well-made I'd like that actually.

>>4547648
Watch streams anonchama.

>>4547359
Shitposters fucking around
Mori is an idiot that needs a script written by someone else to get her point across correctly, so she started a timeloop the second she got back, and her stream wasn't kino enough to hide that fact.
Ame has bad foresight, and underestimated Nierfag's autism because the MonHunfags were merciful to her.

>>4547583
She just started the Dollhouse so depending on how good she is with puzzles, about a half hour maybe

>>4547628
Rikka's $0.0014 stream...

>>4547576
You fucks are making me want to donate.

So Mori is opening the gates for OTV collabs?

>>4547648
Yes since Ina keeps her promises unlike other members.

>>4547648
Ina actually means what she says so yes, I have infinitely more faith in her than I do Mori.

>>4547616
No she clearly loves Obra Dinn

JWU, heard there's like 5 new English VTubers by hololive. My bet is that the orange haired girl will be the most popular one!

The Mori x pomu collab will be kino

>>4547624

>>4547372
oh yeah I forgot to ask if you woke up for that thing you wanted to wake up for.

>>4547597
Helps that Ina established from the get go she has another job and would have restrictions to when she could stream till she was done. But ina very clearly makes an effort.

>>4547587
More like pissed off 2 people here who are refusing to let go

>>4547423
Iname has both: A boy and girl.

>>4547616
No it's still Nier, thread has been timelooping for two days now.

>>4547576
Don't make me into a dagger saviorfag.....

So can someone make a list of how many JPs have said that they want to collab with Mori.
>>4547416
That SV stream? We already knew about it.

>>4547650
I love it when deadbeats try to twist Mori's actions into her being so self-sacrificing and taking one for the team when in actuality she's just retarded.

>>4547657
That'd be pretty nice

>>4547667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0L_WgCqcss
Here's a template if you'd like to change it.

>>4547616
>7 hour stream
Surely she must hate it.

>>4547576

>>4547618
Cover Corp are the falseflaggers! Wake up /hlgg/!

>>4547652
Yes and people are trying to deflect by saying it's sponsored shit and yet by that logic Kiara should be doing it too but she isn't

>>4547659
You know too much.

>>4547659
Based

>>4547576
She's practically royalty in SEAland with that kind of income desu.

>>4547576
Anya made almost $10k in May. That's in real money.

>>4547675
>and her stream wasn't kino enough
It was total shit desu. Imagine a comeback stream after a week-long break where half of it is complaining about streaming to your fans. And her karaoke was the same low energy scuffed garbage with her usual 4 songs.

>>4547659
KINO

>>4547616
Its "teammates", 90% of the real nierfags got over it the day it happened, it's just that deadbeats are timelooping to deflect, with the same stuff they pull "Ame is a twitch whore"

>>4547453
>fuck my senpais, they don't understand!
Collabing with indies is not gonna stop her collabing with her senpais.

>>4547550
All of them.

>>4547694
>Mori literally had a head start, has more views than everyone and still isn't the most subbed.

>>4547629
ID take it down for certain streams because they have to.

Reine has explained this like 10+ times

>>4547693
If Mori just did her outside collabs with NijiEN at least that would be bearable, more so than insisting they be "real people"

>>4547659

>>4547608
>60k a month is supposed to be bad
I just don't get you guys

>>4547628
Roberu's morning streams make way more....

I cant stop thinking about Gura saying she's young, wild, and free. It excites me very much, I want her so bad.

>>4547675
I'm surprised people are complaining about that and not her song choice. She literally picked the worst songs to sing. I hated that stream for that, can't believe I waited for that. Should've picked live again, cursed night and bully

>>4547729
converting that into Indog monopoly money means she is now fucking rich

>>4547694
Based.

>>4547698
I did, I got to witness a baby die in real time after a duck put her through the ropes with squats and side steps. It was amazing. Now I'll have to go to sleep early again today because not only is there going to be a 3D Karaoke stream at 6am, Roboco's outfit reveal is immediately after it.

I have been eating instant ramens for every Ina's streams.
This thing is more addicting than everything I have ever consume which cheap, fulfiling, tasty, and easy to make.

>>4547595
that's still more than what the average indogs earns in a day

>>4547472
The worst Ina's done with regards to complaining about work was bordering on crying in a members stream over stress due to a rush order and last-minute change.

>>4547637
Who would prefer this fit cat over the fatto catto?

>>4547576
I'd watch her if her rig didn't look like shit

>>4547735
Why do you assume its deadbeats? Looks like discordfags for me. At least the last thread.

>>4547574
Are you really going to say J-Pop is more popular than rap?

Today was kinda unnerving but thankfully in a bit over an hour salvation will come

>>4547472
Ina - busy due to a contract, aka a literal legal obligation to deliver on what was promised
Mori - busy because if she ever stops working the voices in her head will get too loud and she might need to take another break

>>4547754

>>4547604
I don't think it will happen, we know that Kiara wanted to collab with other vtubers for a long time but she has never shown interest in 3D people, if she does I imagine it would be with artists like Huke or that blue reflection dude

STOP MAKING GLOBAL THREADS FAGGOTS, /star/ THREAD DIED FOR NOTHING

>>4547759
Unfortunately you can't use indog monopoly money to buy a good rig.

>Quit "scythe lessons"
>"Quit" freelance
>Wanted to quit "reaping"
>Still busy nonstop
What the fuck does she do all day.

>>4547568
>>4547727
>wanted to stream more with 3DPd's
No you fucking idiot. She said she is wants to collab with more indies.

The only thing Ame did wrong was rub the salt in the wound by taunting what happened in the Nier stream last night, really goes to show she's not the type to forgive and forget which sucks desu

>>4547771
it's pretty much proven to be the same, they are active on the doxcords and keep pushing roomate stuff on the splits

>>4547739
It most certainly will, it's not like she does a lot of collabs anyway. Now she even has an alternative.

>>4547608
I don't know but Hoshiyomi has deep hatred towards Chumbud

haven't been on /hlgg/ all day but after some archive reps looks like based Mori is yet again exposing all the backseating newfags who think they know "what Hololive should be"

>>4547782
Mythrape

>>4547782
I wonder what the holo that releases music every month is busy with, retard

>>4547694
>Barely above Gura even with music videos where people just play on loop
kek

>>4547751
Look at it this way.
Gura has 3x more subscribers than Kiara.
And Kiara earns more than her.

>>4547779
Homos....

>>4547765
God, I could move to Indonesia and live like a king.

>>4547782
Do you really want to know...

>>4547763
Instant ramen hits that perfect mix of cheap tasting and nostalgic.

>>4547786
What did she say?

>>4547242
The return stream did suck. She didn't mention anything of note beyond her being tired and overworked, and saying that things might be slow on the streams again because she's busy yet again despite 'I'm looking to stream longer'. Collabing with indies is great, but for someone who is super concerned with making sure that her collabs are interesting and special, she then spent an solid 45 minutes just reading off names that we all know and thanking them for their contributions to her streams that we already know about. She also pushed back karaoke yet a-fucking-gain to the point that we're going to hit the 1.5m before it happens.

It honestly amazes me that back when she was working herself to death doing scythe-swinging, she would more consistently have good streams then she does now that she's focusing on this full time, as well as it not increasing the rate at which she puts out music and maybe even seeing it slow down since she's doing another cover this month instead of the original she... owes isn't quite the right word, but it's the closest I can find since that's what her self appointed promise of alternating the two would mean for this month. Her obsession with streaming nothing but games and doing them for hours on end instead of realizing that her streaming content was the best when she had a variety of things, such as the track making streams, she did but always had a weekly zatsudan is honestly frustrating. We're also going to get another 'we couldn't get RCG' to work with the collab with Gura because Steam's netcode isn't designed for playing across the globe with 300 ping, and she can't even find it in herself to ask Gura to install a program to maybe help with this issue, or god forbid test things before she puts them on her schedule.

Let's just say it like it is: white women were a mistake.

The best HoloEN is the asian one. Coincidence? I think not.

>>4547576
Looks better these days.

Any chance of convincing Ame to collab with Risu, Anya, or Iofi? Just to finish off the roster.

>>4547782
She hangs out with her friends. Seriously, every fucking stream she mentions them.

>>4547782
Alcoholism

Ame's 7 hour Obra Dinn stream last night was quite possibly the best Ame stream since Outer Wilds. I recommend catching the vod to any Teamate who missed it.

>>4547782
roomate stuff, like every other time

>>4547768
They like to do that with art all of the time, it's fucking terrible when someone wants a last minute change can be hours and hours of fucking work. Fuck people who do this honestly.

>>4547779
You don't stop posting on global so what does it matter?

>>4547778
I mean, does it matter at this point? She wants to collab with two of the worst vtubers in the world, namely Vei and pinkcat.
Would streaming with some 3D fucks even be worse? I feel like it wouldn't be.

>>4547826
Gura isn't asian

>All these literal whos appearing out of nowhere to draw kids.
These are the unironic real child groomers and pedos.

>>4547372
Right here Ayamefriend! Watching Suisei's RE7 vod and wondering why I bothered reading through the archived threads.

>>4547659
I am choosing to believe this

>>4547605
>which she has ~985 homies according to the latest den stream views
she said she has over 20 emote slots thats more than a 1000

>>4547735
Bitch I wish they were deadbeats. Deadbeats are so mindbroken from all the hate they got last year that they now push for unity at every chance. I'd rather have mori do more solo streams so I can jack off to her but the deadbeats at morig are always cheering for more collabs like the retards they are

Every day I wonder why doesn't Mori just become a Vsinger instead, she's already the only Holo with a music icon.

>>4547802
Pretty much.
It's just the usual seethe now that she's back, but just flagrant and aimed at low hanging fruit with the same talking points being recycled over 9 months.

>>4547694
What are you trying to imply here, if anything this make Chumbud looks crazy despite Gura has less videos and non-music content on loop.

>>4547762
God speed, Ayamefriend. I was going to wake up early with you but insomnia kicked in. At least someone is enjoying those streams here.
Speaking of, I am enjoying watching Dagger try to use her brain - oh, seems she's ending off. Off to watch the sheep then...

>>4547802
What HolozeN should be cause we were safe from 3DPD and Vwhores for 8 months till Psan got hit on the head too hard and opened the gates for the EN branch to be ruined

>>4547782
Music, hanging out with friends, drinking and complaining about hololive bubble and that she can't collab with indies, non-chuubas and her 2view rapper circle

>>4547828
Ask her yourself, Risu.

Anya is up streaming at 2 AM. she is having alot of fun with this game i love it

>>4547739
She barely has time for collabs in general and spent the weeks before break shoving in as many as possible. If you think she's going to go the extra mile to collab with indies AND make time for her senpai then I'd like to sell you a bridge.

>>4547849
Even better then, though I didn't know emote slots correlated to membership size.

>>4547835
I wanna play the game myself before I watch Ame

>>4547791
>proven
Where?

https://youtu.be/WKjD6b7jz68

>>4547825
I agree with everything in this post. When did it all go wrong with Mori?

>>4547453
Literally seething in anger

>>4547826
Yellow fever, many such cases!

>>4542899
>>4543328
Damn I went to sleep right before this happened.

>>4547604
She already collabed with K's. She'll also get one stream of coaching as per the sponsorship contract to prepare her for the tournament

I miss Ame..

>>4547872
Only to a certain point IIRC

>>4547825
Based.

>>4547825
I feel bad for you deadbeats.

>>4547317
These threads have given me a lot of strange fetishes but this one isn’t going to take, sorry.

WAH

Anyafags explain this to me. Why does she hide her tits?

Just about a hour till ina stream

>>4547359
Mori basically repeated every problem /hlgg/ has with her.

>>4547826
Since when was Gura asian? Is Atlantis in Asia?

So.... whys Watame getting harassed by Chinks in a solo Minecraft stream?

>>4547862
What on Earth does this word salad mean.

https://twitter.com/AkaiRiot/status/1400514906542182401

>>4547605
Streamlabs can't possibly be a decent source of income considering she's had a total of 4 donators for her 3 hour cooking simulator stream.

>>4547896
She doesn't like her tits. Even as a non-daggerfag I know this.

>>4547694
Goddamn are Gura's viewed jacked for being only long streams.

>>4547825
>She also pushed back karaoke yet a-fucking-gain to the point that we're going to hit the 1.5m before it happens.
1.5M UNARCHIVED KARAOKE CELEBRATION LET'S GO DEADBEATS
>gets pushed back again because I don't even know, she wants to go on tour again or some bullshit probably

>>4547807
>streams more
>dedicates more time to SCs
>developed a literal cult of paypigs
Wow, that's surprising. Also
>all the money Holos get is from SCs
I just don't get your obsession with Gura. First you say subs don't matter when people mention she's the most subscribed Holo, then you say they matter when you need to shit on her. It's absolutely hilarious.

>>4547826
The most boring one*

>>4547851
there's only 3-5 real deadbeats in this threads, proven by poals activity, the ones you are talking about are tourists

>>4547852
It's because the Vsingers branch does not exist yet. Watch her immediately jump when the opportunity presents itself and honestly, it's for the better.

>>4547846
hot

>>4547782
Drinking with Hime and the TT fags.

>>4547769
How many akas for more Okayu Ringfit?

>>4547826
Just your typical /jp/ with their yellow fever.

>>4547913
I know that too, but she's stuck with them now. Might as well show them off

>>4547773
Learn to read you stupid fuck

>>4547862
what?

>>4547888
Up to a couple thousand of members getting you like 50+ slots, and then you just ask Youtube for more if you need them according to their page.

>>4547896
Real answer: She goes down that low because her hair is fucking WIDE. Think of Ina's tentacles but can't be turned off.

>>4547896
Because being higher on the screen would mean that her massive cardboard hair takes up half the screen.

Reminder Mori does put in more hours then a lot of the Jp girls and about the same amount as Gura.

>>4547605
Where do you see views for that?

>>4547914
>she wants to go on tour again
heh

>>4547784
Explain Shadowverse.

>>4547825
Boo boo faggot

>>4547941
>the worst of all the EN's

>>4547825
Based, really well said.

>>4547862
you good?

>>4547794
>>4547869
Okay but do you guys actually want her to collab with JPs? And would you mind if they were just song collabs?

>>4547927
if she shows them as little as possible she could get them reduced whenever ID2 get new outfits/rigging

>>4547869
>She barely has time for collabs
She has had at least 2-3 collabs for the last few weeks. I wish what you said is true so that I could get more asmr and zatsu but she's been pushing for more collabs and it's genuinely making me mad. So fuck you for giving me false hope. Mori doesn't care about her actual fans anymore

>>4547905
She's building a giant Coco, plans to build one of each of gen mates.

>>4547658
It's just that retard Joseph sameposting for hours

are we unironically still angry or is this ironic anger?

>>4547881
>implying anyone wants to read your blog post

>>4547941
>Kiara at 520 hours
haha....

>>4547862
strokechama...

>>4547971
>we

>>4547730
The cum chalice, and the new intro were pretty neat, but yeah otherwise it was pretty shit the only reason i left it at "it wasn't kino" was because i was sure some faggot would say some generic "i got more mori, and she was a dork so it was great" or "the animation intro was great, so the stream was good." excuse. I'm pretty sure the only thing most of us gained out of it was hearing about the centipede, because unless she talks about it in a members stream, we'll never get a hard confirmation for why her break happened, so there's not much of a point in watching the vod for anything NEW unless you're withdrawals are too bad to wait for FNF.

>>4547929
All the other holos shes competing with fall into J-Pop since they're singing in Japanese you retarded bitch. Of fucking course someone who raps in English is going to have a wider appeal. You can't be this fucking stupid.

>>4547959
>but do you guys actually want her to collab with JPs
No, I fucking hate Hololive. Are you serious?

>>4547835
did she finish the game?

>>4547971
I'm upset with Mori

>>4547825
tldr but I'm sure you're being a based deadbeat

>>4547934
>>4547938
So if she could get a new design with less hair and realese her stacks she would be popular?

>>4547825
t. deadbeat
Well said

>>4547782
Hangs out with her friends who push her to break out of the bubble and avoid "cringe" content like ASMR and date streams.

Stop talking about numbers. Please.

>>4547975
She did 2 12 hours streams back to back.
Thats more than Gura ever did in a whole week.

I've gone 2 weeks without watching any Hololive and I have to say, it feels pretty good. No more waiting all day for a stream just to have it canceled last minute. No hearing about numberfagging. No rrats and drama. It's nice to take a break, go outside, get some fresh air. The Ame Outer Wilds days are over, and I don't see anything like that ever happening again. It's a good time to punch out, before things get even worse and you just end up with more disappointment.

At this point I think we should have Nijinigger mentality to protect EN from 3DPD and Virtual Whores

>>4547825
>It honestly amazes me that back when she was working herself to death doing scythe-swinging, she would more consistently have good streams then she does now that she's focusing on this full time
There's actually an easy explanation to that: when Mori was juggling 3 jobs she felt pressured to put out good content consistently to make the most of her time. Some of it hit, some of it missed, but she had more hits than misses so she continued to gain fans. The problem now is that any "pressure" she feels is all in her head, imagined, it doesn't fucking exist because anyone who gets tired of her shtick will get replaced within moments by newbeats who haven't had to put up with it yet. During her streams, she can coast, and she knows it, so she pushes the line of what she can get away with. If nobody gave her grief for her low energy, no effort SV collab that would've become the new norm. But they did, so now they're punished with a neverending SV arc.

>>4547941
For being called lazy Gura streams a pretty middle-of-the-road amount in Hololive.

>>4547988
yea i noticed but are you really upset of are you ironically upset

>>4547941
Jesus Christ chicken, your are getting close to sheep levels here.

>>4547941
>Mori 287
>Luna 286
yeah, I'm proud that she can beat Luna

It's extremely fucking funny to me that Ame and Gura appears when you google for yuri and not Kiara and Mori.

>>4547971
I'm not angry anymore because I finally dropped Mori after holding out hope for so long. She's not good and she's never going to improve (as a streamer).

>>4547941
She literally says she sees it as a chore anon
She should change her contract already to a more music production friendly contract but I doubt she wants to miss out on those sweet superchats

>>4547256
congrats on being more popular than iofi

>>4547835
Not a teamate but I'll be sure to watch it. Outer wilds was great.

GURA RETWEETING ART ON HER DAY OFF

>>4547941
Watame is such a monster honestly. I don't watch her live often enough because It feels weird coming into a 9 hours stream half way through.

>>4547499
>PPTxCoco shoujo
cute

>>4547313
ANGELA DID NOTHING WRONG

>>4547881
Not him, but if we're being technical it all somehow went wrong when she quit scythe swinging and requests. Despite removing major roadblocks to her streaming career her content now pales in comparison to what we had before and I can't make heads nor tails of it.

>>4547881
When people started the SC war. She realized she could get tons of money without doing anything.

>>4547914
Tour shit isn't until july you retard

Good morning Gura!

UUUUOOOOOHH GURAAAAA

good morning, sunshine

>>4547896
the hair is too wide and her booba are very poorly rigged.

>>4548003
I feel like she has been streaming way more this year, as much as people give her shit.

>>4547988
Your upset is ironic and you will be over it as soon as something new and shiny catch your eye

https://twitter.com/AmeliaWalkson/status/1400520156812558339
This is a UNITY thread!

>>4548003
EN-only fans are very spoiled

>>4547941
>Risu
>Iofi

All the JPs with lower stream hours at least have an excuse, but I have no clue what these two are even doing.

>>4547995
No she does hate her tits too but the reasons she's that low is because of her hair. When she gets a new design they'll probably get fixed.

Do you think Kiara would want to make a jump to VSingers too? If Mori joined I think she'd really want to ditch the gaming streams and just have singing/zatsudans as the main focus.

>>4547964
>She has had at least 2-3 collabs for the last few weeks.
I am on my knees, pleading with you to read the entire post before you start writing your own. Not just the first six words, the ENTIRE post.

>>4547941
What is wrong with treerrat?

>>4548003
aside from general barracudas looking to shit on gura, it's probably due to the fact EN has schedules so you notice when they don't stream more than JP

>>4547941
Their streams aren't filled with them whining and being deadpan.

>>4548013
this, just move her to the vsingers instead, is not that I care about her music anyways, it's just that she keeps polluting the waters being a regular, when she doesn't have a single streamer qualification

>>4547825
eggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggegg

>>4547825
>Found out that the game they're playing sucks for overseas online play
Why is Mori like this?

>>4547782
Her roommate announced a Tour with the manlet two days ago

good idk why bit i love Anya's ending BGM so much

>>4548048
Absolutely not, Kiara loves streaming and interacting with her fans.

>>4547925
My life savings.

UNITY

GURA CUTE

>>4547825
I agree with almost everything except the rosy memories of when she was sycthe swinging. She had a few good streams but mostly low energy blunders there too. Honestly early 2021 Mori was the best, and everything before and after that has been pretty subpar.

I love Polka

>>4547858
Nothing. I just (re)posted my no-message number screencap in response to a no-message number screencap, And I expected nothing whatsoever. I am still let down by this psycho thinking it's a wanking contest:
>>4547742
>had a head start
Are you fucking for real. Those are the CHANNEL CREATION DATES. It's even the same day as for other chuubas depending on which timezone you are in.
I will not spoonfeed you how much of a """"head start"""" she had. It's nothing on its own given that we are 6 months in. It doesn't even matter relative to 12 other factors for active views. The idea that this headstart means jackshit in comparison to just about anything else you may find in a typical already stupid enough numberfag MOCBUYO argument is laughable.

>>4547971
It's a solid dozen discordniggers seething, but intermingled with ironic "Mori is RUINING HOLOLIVE" after 9 months, and quickly on her way to becoming the second most-subbed Holo in a few weeks.

>>4547896
Rigger hate.

>>4548075
>phoneposter
>shit post
Sasuga

>>4547941
I'm kinda amazed Marine and fkb keep their stream hours this high and handle all of the radio show, behind the scenes and etc. shit. Pretty impressive really.

>>4548039
u-uooooh

>>4548009
>ISRAEL
Thats hilarious. Someone should superchat Ame or Gura about it. I wanna see their reactions.

Rate it!

>>4547971
Not really since Mori has convinced me to drop her.