/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

That's what I love most about her.

>>356871
Still not as dumb as Gura.

Based

>>356871
That's why we love her

It's just her brain that works a bit different way than ours.

We know.

>>356871
She's clearly just crippled by autism.

>>356880
Gura is a 200 IQ genius compared to Aqua do not kid yourself

>ywn have to order food for Aqua at a restaurant because she's too quiet and shy to even say anything https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW3jUCGVxj0

>>357497
Gura got stuck in the fucking tutorial of Maneater where she had to navigate out of a linear dungeon

>>357675
I got stuck in Viridian Forest for about three days and left the game in rage.

>>356871
Yes

>>357675
I mean Aqua is pretty good at vidya, best in hololive probably, but that doesn't make her smart.
Though I guess that it's more fitting to call her autistic than retarded.

>>357700
If you had been born a small japanese woman you'd be making bank playing minecraft and making weird noises.

>>356871
And so am I

>>356871

She got big titty tho.

>>357700
Congrats you are retarded as well!

Her K-On singing stream was pure kino

>cant solve a basic puzzle
>cant order in restaruant
>can get a dia in APEX

sasuga onion. Anything that dont require direct brainpower owns.

>>359496
To be fair, she speedran derp souls and did surprisingly well

>>359585
shes just minmaxed action gamer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rd1VQXNDAs
>Slurrrrrp
>Slurp
>Slurrrp

>>359885
why does she drool so much?

>>359923
read the op

>>359923
typical for down syndromed mouth breathers

https://streamable.com/r13a80

>>359923
extra lubrication

>>356871
YES THIS FUCKING CRAYOLA EATING RETARD NEEDS TO BE STOPPED LOOK AT THE CLIPS
https://files.catbox.moe/gzk5if.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/uixbws.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/t9uk4j.mp4

>>359496
>>cant solve a basic puzzle
when did that happen?

>>356871
How can this retarded and gay child survive on her own when there's no one to take care of her?

>>357497
>>357675
Gura can't read and has bruises on her body from walking into desks and walls. I'm pretty sure Aqua is not that dumb..

>>360131
she can't. that's why she always has a government issued handler.

>>360150
video proof of her saying that?

the seaweed girl

slurrrrp

>>356871
Now imagine retarded girl has more fans and money than you.
How does it make you feel?

>>360483
bro there's video proof of gura reading a sentence wrong, doing a double take, pausing, AND READING THE SAME SENTENCE WRONG AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyjBa9dlP4k

>>360028
Holy fucking shit she's adorable

>>360692
https://streamable.com/02vy5l

>>360692
are you fucking serious dude shes obviously fucking around

>>360836
You wish. Gura is certifiable.

>>360028
>https://files.catbox.moe/gzk5if.webm
>that big SLURP
Jesus Aqua

>>360635
horny

>>361241
It grosses me out but I also want it all to fall in my mouth

>>361308
Aqua gives sloppy wet kisses not because she is erotic but because her mouth overflows with saliva every 2 seconds

>>360635
I'm incredibly wealthy so I doubt it. But my assburgers is probably almost as bad as hers. I don't know how to feel about that.

>>361361
Aqua confirmed for drooling moron

>>360635
Not surprising because I haven’t tried to become some sort of popular online person

>>356871
make-a-wish vtuber

>>359885
>SHLURPPPPPPPPPPPPP

I like my water thickened

>>356871
Then why is she so good at video games? Her brain has to make extremely fast decisions in Smash Bros. A retarded person could not decide to wall tech in order to avoid being stage spiked

>>362294
Nobody said retards can’t be good at games

>>362294
savant syndrome

>>362294
What's the main demographic of smash?
autistic people

not retarded just on the spectrum

>>362526
That is retarded you dipshit

>>362339
But they can't. Retards think slowly. The actual retards in Hololive are clearly terrible at all games (Rushia, Miko)

>>362294
She has spent her entire life playing videogames. she cant cook, clean up after herself, drive or do anything else you'd expect an early 20 something to be able to do.

>>362788
B-but, aren't we all degenerate gamers who only played games all-day long until life expected us to man up, earn a driver's license, graduate at least from highschool and find a job just to have a somewhat decent life?

Is our special little Aqua unable to do multiple things at once? If so, that's really cute.

>>356871
>She is retarded.
>she also speedruns Sekiro and with some more practice, she can probably reach the top 10 while I still die to every boss like an idiot
I don't think I have the moral high ground to call her retarded anymore.

>>362788
I feel bad for her but all of this just makes me want to squish her cheeks.

>>362294
The truth is she felt like she had no actual talent or innate ability compared to her peers so she works really hard to become skilled at video games as an identity. It's one reason she becomes so upset and goes into death spirals when she messes up because in her mind she had nothing else.

>>357700
when i was a kid i got stuck in mt moon, i think i rang up some helpline for help

>>357700
>>366215
When I was a kid I didn't find HM 05 for Flash and so went through Rock Tunnel without it.

>>356871
no

>>366323
I think a lot of people did this myself included. You have to backtrack and cut a fucking bush that you probably didn't even see.

>>362576
What a retarded thing to say

I love my onion

>>356871
Love Onion, women are retarded anyways so it's okay, it's a charm point.

>>366143
>she felt like she had no actual talent or innate ability compared to her peers so she works really hard to become skilled at video games
probably a dumb take but I think that's why she broke down for a bit after Suisei beat her in Mario Kart. Suisei already is really good at everything else and while she doesn't outright crush Aqua at Mario Kart like she does most holos at the games she plays, she clearly didn't want to lose to her when she barely put any work in

>>368469
That and autism.

>>368592
of course that goes without saying

>>368469
No, it had nothing to do with Suisei.
Aqua already thought she lost before the race ended. But then she realized she only lost by 1 point and could have still won so she broke down for giving up at the last minute for no reason.
The next day she already moved on and thought it was really fun that the other players were so competitive this time.

autism has never been so cute

>>360158
>govt handler
what the fuck, that's a thing?

Post the Apex computer clip

>>372972
technically yes at least in America if you are disabled enough you can apply for a caseworker and probably get a personal nursing aid

>>373127
https://streamable.com/yj1638
https://files.catbox.moe/e13u4j.mp4

>>356871
Consider this is the kind of people she attracts as friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs01yKc5T7g

To be fair, you have to have high IQ to comprehend Aqua's genius

>>359885
>>359885
high performing brain need oxigen aloot

*TWWEEEEEEEEEEET*

>>360836
>are you fucking serious dude shes obviously fucking around
>he doesn't know...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia9nHvgdc1c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN5CtyAhnlc

>>378971
I'd love to see someone do the "what does 'yes' spell, what does 'eyes' spell" trick on her, but it would have to be verbal because typing it out would obviously give it away

>>375470
Mea is actually really nice outside of streaming and she acts like the oneesan to Aqua even though Aqua is older.

>>362123

>>375290
still kinda sad shion/FBK got picked for the tourney instead of aqua

>>380753
>wanting aqua to cry again

>>380337
Based Bond Burger poster

https://twitter.com/minatoaqua/status/1358691492064239616?s=20
Aqua...

>>381931
Awkward...

>>381931
Did we do this?
Sorry Aqua you're not retarded you're just special.

>>381931
she's taking a break because something sad happened? am I getting this right?

>>382298
She had a relative (possibly her dad considering she never mentions him) die on this exact day a year ago.
It's probably just trauma related to that. Just hope she doesn't pull a Chester Bennington or something.
https://twitter.com/minatoaqua/status/1226460052288000005

>>382227
retardedly cute

>>375290
She's so hopelessly autistic.
CUTE!!

>>356871
>can't even cook rice correctly
It's over for her

>>359885
She is so precious

>>378971
Wow, I'm going to start watching Gura now.

>>381249
she just cried because she literally had to win it

>>356871
dumb fatty

>>356871
Girls are cuter when they're a little bit retarded

>>359885
actual autism

>>359923
Anxiety. So, she basically becames aware of her drooling and her stupid brain decides to flood her mouth with saliva non-stop, overflowing from her mouth. This happens as long as she keeps thinking about it. I'm the same.

>>384896
It's crazy just how precious she is, what a hopelessly adorable onion.

>>386904
Her desk and keyboard are covered her Aqua drool. But you can just swallow it like normal people do but...autism.

>>360131
This artstyle smells of "i'm a woman".
delet

>ywn have a Baqua gf

>>393501
I really didn't need to read that. That just makes everything terrible.

>>393501
>you will never be able to be yelled at by her because you on purpose called her out for drinking too much Monster, instead of Red Bull
>you will never take her to the doctor's because she has never, not once in her life, gone by herself
>you will never get to play Apex with her and feel her bullying you specifically to make you mad, but yet, carrying you towards at least the final 3 squads left of the game
>You will never meet her because she is either with her guardian or secluded by herself
ah, why does it rain, peko...

>>356871
I love her bros...

>>386904
damn I have the same problem except with farting

>>362294
Its called autism anon

>>378971
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN5CtyAhnlc
I dont care if shes retarded i love this bitch

>>399546
That was fucking great

>>356871
I love her just the way she is

>>357700
Pokemon Fire Red is the only game that filtered me as a child. When you do the endgame Sevii-islands bullshit with the braille doors. I have no idea how they thought that a 7 year old could figure those out.

>>359885
0:17
>*Sluuuuuurp
>"Ahhhh"
Fucking kek. You'd think she was sipping on the coolest glass of lemonade with how enjoyable that slurp was.

>>360028
The fall guys one kills me. Every time.

>>360028
>mfw I just realized baqua often acts like an infant even more than Luna, whose character literally is an infant

For me it's the Fall Guys clip where she goes "wowowowow hahahaha!" for a full minute.

Who hasn't done something like that when you're just driving or something?

>>400921
>>401385
How she pivots into the laugh is the best part

>>401413
>>400921
I can't tell if she's doing it ironically like "holy shit these noises are so fucking stupid, kill me hahaha" or what, but it's funny as hell whatever the case is.

>>360028
JFC that fall guys clip is great. you just think 'hehe funny chuuba noises' then look and it's a fucking minute long

Does anyone have the video of Aqua going out to dinner with some other holo girls and she thinks she's super popular but the other girls think she's quiet and awkward?

>>401037
Probably because Baqua is barely an adult and Luna is a grown woman

>>400863
I love how crazy pronounced those slurps are, it's adorable. Maximum autist onion.

>>360028
>>359885
I can't believe I used to think that hissing was just her making noises for the sake of it
thank you onion

>>360028
>>359885
stupid sexy autistic onion

>>357497
I've watched both and Gura genuinely makes me frustrated with how much of a retard she is

>>401037
Luna is LARPing as a child. Aqua is an actual womanchild with autism. Luna has no problem talking about sexual stuff while Aqua spergs out and uses the idol image stuff to cover up her awkwardness.

>>403279
https://youtu.be/C_aCg61_Qqo

>>410373
Started watching, was waiting for Shion's "okay, so what had really happened was..." Glad it was packed in.

>>410373
>Aqua thinks she was a social butterfly who everyone loves because of how outgoing she is
>In reality, she was an autistic wallflower who was tardwrangled by her friends out of sympathy and probably motherly instincts to protect their introverted onion
I know it's pretty kino, but that makes for a pretty cute scene I wish I could have witnessed in-person

>>410373
It's so hard listening to her talk
There's no brain inside that onion

>>400794
You had braille alphabet at the back of info booklet in the box with the game. Unless you bought it second hand (which as we know, no company supports) you have only your 7yo retarded brain to blame.
Also, how fucked is education system in your country that they never ever mentioned even possibility of existence of something like that?

>>410373
I feel like she’s speaking tongue in cheek about saying how they all love her, obviously there’s a little bit of sarcasm there

>>360131
I'll take care of her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd1e7x1YBNk
pls no bully gamer maid.

>>414397

>>412780
why the fuck would anyone read the manual of a pokemon game

I miss her bros...

>>414746
They were pretty good back then. RBY even had a guide up to Brock

>>414746

>>415163
This.
In old times game manuals were pretty damn based and contained tricks, tips, bits of storybuilding and lore for a game. Some games like first LoZ even needed manual to be played properly because it was there where player could find hints about secrets needed to move thru the game.
It's just modern manuals that sucks ass, contains info about lol how to insert disk to console and link to (usually useless) website of distributor.

>>410373
>everyone is concerned that she's not having fun or feeling bad since she isn't talking at all
>they try to lift up her spirits and entertain her so that she doesn't throw an autistic fit
>"is this what peak popularity is like?"
my retarded delusional mouthbreathing meido can't be this cute!

>>410373
She is literally Tomoko.

isn't aqua easily the best at games in hololive rn? except for maybe botan

>>385158
>>>366143
real

>>418229
They should collab honestly.
But knowing Aqua that would be... unlikely..

>>418229
Botan isn't even comparable. She's only good at fps. Aqua is good at literally every single type of game.

>>418229
Suisei

>>421894
can suisei play apex?

>>410587
I recall some anon posting about another anon's theory in which Aqua lives in two realities: One where she's the life of the party and an absolute social butterfly and the other where she knows she's awkward and on the spectrum.

It makes me feel bad for her but I'm glad that her fellow baachuas are really understanding and kind.

It's cute when she gets unreasonably mad

>>404379
Japanese people do actually hiss to express certain emotions.

>>393030
What does this mean?

>>356871
Sorry if this is a stupid question, but apparently she didn't understand baqua = baka + aqua. Is that not obvious in japanese?

>>432761
After hearing about her off meetings I'm almost certain she is an Autistic Savant

>>432761
she should, but either she is a lot more stupid than we thought or just refuses to acknowledge it

>>432761
If you've watched a lot of aqua you should realize that her brain doesn't work like a normal person's. Likely due to crippling autism.
That or she deserves an oscar for being the greatest larper ever.

Is there a particular reason why she uses transgender colours?

People in this thread say she is autistic, and autistics are the biggest demographic to transition. Do you think "she" might join the holostars under a rebrand at some point?

>>433828
weak bait

>>433828
Here's a (you).
Now go back to your artemis containment thread and never come back.

What was the video where she get visibly sad after being called a hopeless idiot?

>people unironically pushing retard and delusional narratives because of clippers
I fucking hate EOPs christ

>>433828
Raw piece of bacon in water

>>434271
I am Japanese speaker. She isn't as stupid as people here imply, but she is definitely on some sort of spectrum.

>>434271
Autistically slurping transcends linguistic barriers, JOPfaggotchama.

>>414397
>that long silence waiting for the subject to be dropped
Sometimes I want to believe this is all an act and they're really pros, but I also tend to believe Aqua is really just like that.

I don't like aqua threads being made on this /trash/ offshoot

>>434401
Go fuck yourself faggot.

>>434366
socially inept aqua is nothing new

>>434401
we can't make aqua threads on /jp/ anymore faggot

>>434271
t. EOP
I understand Jap, those clips might cherry-pick the worst instances of her acting like a complete sperglord. But she's without a doubt a sperglord who is on the spectrum. If she isn't then Cover should send in her streams to the academy because she's eligible for an oscar.

>>421894
Is only good at Tetris

>>434469
They can do this for comedic purposes you know. They clearly have the voice acting skills to do so.

>>434835
Yes, I'm sure that when Aqua and Shion had opposite perceptions of their offline lunch, it actually was all planned that Shion would mention it in a stream and run the counter narrative that Aqua was acting like a sperg. They are so dedicated to the baqua character that they are careful to have other chuubas not just mention her introversion in passing, but also "recall" false memories of particular occasions where she dropped her spaghetti everywhere.

It couldn't possibly be true that it's not an act.

>>434925
Aqua being extremely shy around strangers is nothing new, but she's clearly playing along with Shion in the clip with the gamer maid.
Even the stuff EOPs pretend are serious delusions like how other's adore her she herself pokes fun at while retelling it.

You'd have to be utterly retarded to think anyone could make an NND career profitable, network with other talents, join a talent agency and become one of the big talents earning upward of 365000 dollars from fans in a single year by genuinely being an imbecile & sperg with no social comprehension.

>>434925
JP vtubers are on a different level. They're really pros at acting. I wouldn't say they 100% act everything, but they certainly identify a real characteristic of themselves and amplify with acting, like Senchou being a total pervert. She clearly is a pervert, but she plays around with it for entertainment purposes.

>>434656
Yeah?

>>435412

>>434505
says who?

>>356871
>Aqua.. OOT.. Skyrim..
one of my earliest memories on /hlg/

>>433828
autism colors, interesting take anon

i love aqua but shes one of the best females and the world would be a better place if she stays as nature intended

>i wanna make Aqua have her first sexual experience
>i will kiss her. softly at first. looking into her eyes and telling her how cute she is.
>slowly, we'll begin to passionately embrace each other, reveling in our retarded lust.
>as we consummate our lust, our bodies sweating, my thrusts matching hers, her drool falling into my stomach as she rides me
>not entirely sure why it feels so pleasurable for her but unable to hold back ever if she tried to.
>her moans would become chewbacca-like roars or glorious, uncontained climax before she fell on top of me
>i would erupt furiously inside her, impregnating her mongol eggs with my seed creating the antichrist

She may have changed her BGM but the brain damage can't be reversed.

Anybody have some good Aqua copypastas?

>>440300
Imagine being Aqua's e-BF and making her think you love her and stringing her along for months on end, then setting up an IRL date with her in Tokyo, making her travel out of her way from the countryside to meet you, only to completely stand her up.
Imagine her waiting for hours, thinking that maybe she got the time wrong, or maybe the meeting spot.
Imagine her growing increasingly worried that something might have happened to you, and messaging you asking what's wrong.
Imagine ghosting her this entire time and the euphoria you feel with each increasingly worried message she sends.
Imagine her fear of crowds getting to her as the sun begins to set and rowdy men start making noise all around her.
Imagine her finally returning home after dark, only to go online and see one final message from you telling her that she's a gullible moron for seriously believing anyone would fall in love with anybody as retarded or ugly as her.
Just imagine.

>>440300

>>440300
What I would do to be able to slap Aqua hard across the face and knock her to the ground, call her a stupid fake bitch, watch her cry like a baby and then break all her stupid toys in front of her. Imagine smashing her water cooler and she's just grabbing at your heels, begging you not to kill Kirito. Imagine destroying her Switch and Gaming PC and watching her absolutely lose it as probably thousands of dollars and hours of investment go up in smoke. She seems like the type to be particularly sentimental over objects (autistic). I'd love to tear a hole in all of her stuffed animals then rape them in front of her to taint them in a way that simply destroying them could never do. I want to cum all over her otaku merchandise, every figure and shitty LN in her collection, so that she will only feel disgust when she thinks about any of her beloved garbage franchises. I wish I could spoof her friends' phones and send her hateful texts from all of them telling her exactly how much they hate her and demanding she never speaks to them again. I want to see her despair.

>>443352
Damn man why the fuck you gotta be so mean

>>443352
>>443391
God damn bros. I know it's a joke but damn that shit hit me hard. Poor Aqua. I just want to give her a hug.

>>432761
because it is written in english?
if aqua was spelled with weird kanji you wouldn't be able to read it either

>>434401
as long as shitpost is kept to minimum, i think its ok

>>444049
>japanese people can't read roman characters
>if aqua was written in kanji
retardchama...

>>443352
I coomed

>>443391
extremely based

>>443352
>>443391
nousagi hands wrote this

>>360158
that's her mother, you asshole

>>378971
Gura's tiny body doesn't have the space for an adult sized brain...

>>443352
>>443391
You fucking stupid retard. You dumb motherfucker. You are the biggest blackest gorilla nigger I have ever met in my life. Fuckin bluegum ape-looking nappy-hair'd flatnosed babbling-babbon big-lip double-melaninated no-father-havin mooncricket jigaboo.

>>443391
On one hand, I want to hug Aqua and tell her everything will be daijoubu, but on the other, this makes my penis become big penis

>>365766
Being retarded and being a speedrunner goes hand-in-hand.

>>443352
>>443391
suisei hands wrote these posts

>>357497
imagine being so much of a pedo you actually believe this

>Projection: the thread

>>448771
>clipfag lives in dreamland
What else is new?

akua

>>443352
>>443391
i really hope that she will never read this
delete this

>212 posts of pretending being an autistic onion is a bad thing

>Order food for your autistic BFF.
>She just eats all your food.

The bullshit Mea must put up with.

>>452797
is this why Mea dropped her akua side slut?

>>452827
They just hang out of stream most of the time now.

>>452797
Why not give her the seaweed and order something else

>>452862
ah that is good to hear, I was afraid that Aqua would lose a friend

>>452954
Blame Zhangs for no MeAqua collabs. Mea is the queen of Billibili now and any interaction with Holos will surely anger the chink antis.

>>357497
>>404555
I remember when she and ame forgot where they came from in that dog game and had to redo a level they just finished
I fucking slammed the browser window

>>453079
Aqua is beloved by the chinese though, I'm sure she'd be an exception.

>>393030
Girls make cutest anime art, retard.

>>453180
Not after she publicly dropped that Chinese artist and canceled all her planned bilibili events

>>448495
come on man

>>453208
Proud of Onion for that. We need a AquaxCoco collab to make them seethe.

>>453372
I am afraid that is as far as Aqua is willing to go, she really isn't the most how should I say socially combative person

>>453372
>wanting Zhangs to bully autistic onion to death

>>453209
It's true though, you know it.

>>454029
Personally I just want to see the zhangs get genocided in a thermonuclear annhilation

>>443352
>>443376
>>443391
this shouldn’t make me hard...

>>454316
if you care more about that than vtubers please leave

>>454452
but it did didn't it?

>>440300
From the other thread
>She tries to bite your dick during foreplay because Shion and Ayame told her it felt good for men (joke)
>She forgot you were coming over and didn't put on cute lingerie or take a bath. She's sweaty from her last Apex all-nighter.
>She's already wet but too tense when you put it in. Slurps as you go in deeper
>Gets tongue-tied when you tell her you love her
>Starts retard giggling when it starts feeling good
>Loses all speech function as she cums, instead of telling you to slow down because she's sensitive she literally just tries to crawl away
>Realizes she hasn't eaten all day when you're done because she's so nervous, forces you to make her omurice while she watches from the sofa
>She doesn't even clean herself out so she's made a mess of the sofa, too
>Insists upon kissing you with omurice breath
>Wants to do it for the next 12 hours until she can consistently make you cum first.

>>454656
>She forgot you were coming over and didn't put on cute lingerie or take a bath. She's sweaty from her last Apex all-nighter.
great

Do you guys know if she's actually gay? She keeps saying she wants a wife.

>>443352
>>443376
>>443391
>>454656
who is the bigger autist: aqua or the fags who wrote these pastas?

>>454872
So do like half of all the Holos. Given she's really into Kirito from SAO probably not-literally, but more like in whatever the girl's version of "haha I love you bro no homo" is.

love my onion

>>454656
>Slurps as you go in deeper

>>454872
She’s probably not serious about it but who knows maybe she really does want a wife

>>452923
Stupid fuck will just eat it too when she's not looking.

>>401037
i really believe luna is actually one of the most mature holos in contrast to her character

My cute daughter akua...

>>454872
I’m 99% sure most “gay” shit in hololive is friendships with autismos drawing sexual lines that aren’t there because they’re coomers without actually relationships so they think everything is sexual in nature
The girls are just joking about that kind of stuff

>>454512
Don’t care didn’t ask

>>454872
Probably not, girl love is just cute especially in japan

ONION LOVE

>>455695
rent free

>>455610
ughhhhh my heart

>>453079
Not like she wasn't willing to nuke her chink money after the concert incident.
I still wonder if Aqua was the one that talked her out of it.

>>443352
YES YES YES

>>454879
Aqua is autist, pastafags are just room temp iq retards

>>455481
Autists are picky about their food

>>456236
Yeah, from the way others described her (as well as her own being apparently oblivious to how others saw her) Aqua seems to authentically be rather spergy. Can't read moods at all, doesn't realize how odd she behaves etc. Also would explain why it seems hard for her to really get along with anyone. Even though Shion is a friend she still makes fun of Aqua constantly, and has more of a frenemy/jokingly adversarial thing going, she didn't even join Akukin and was the only one to turn it down. She also just always solos in Apex, never collabs and so on. Even though she would have easily been Holo's MVP at the tournament she was nowhere to be seen - how in the fuck? Apparently, nobody invited her to a team. And clearly she didn't reach out about it either.

She really does seem a bit socially off. I don't think she's literally hardcore autistic, as she can still manage to do her streaming, do dance lessons / rehearsals etc for 3Ds, deal with her manager and so on. She has the capability to do things, just is rather awkward around people.

>>457004
>I don't think she's literally hardcore autistic

I don't know about that. Its probably not at a crippling level but she's talked multiple times about how she can't look people in the eyes not even her gen mates.

And then you have shit like this.
https://youtu.be/dzgz2CLshBY
https://youtu.be/-XV3qVHtlt8

I'm wondering. Do 5ch and co also make fun of Aqua for being pretty stupid and high on the autism scale?

>>459446
Probably, people in general and japs in particular are pretty fond or making fun of people different from them. Japs probably also hate her for dealing with zhangs before they crossed the line.

>>458254
>normies really think minding your own business is being a stalker
really

>>454656
>Loses all speech function as she cums, instead of telling you to slow down because she's sensitive she literally just tries to crawl away
This one gets me every time. Totally in character too.

>wanting to fuck a person with mental problems
what is wrong with all of you

>>461600
People with mental problems deserve love too, anon.

>>461600
I am also autistic, so it's fine

>>360692
beautiful

>>455535
the amount of people who don't realize luna is one of the highest iq holos who genuinely enjoys performing as her character even on this website is fucking staggering

>>461600
Most people on earth have mental problems

Do you live in this world?

>>462163
not as much as geniune autists like onion

>>459823
Anon it was an off collab they where going to hang out for the day.

>>462405
But they are not required to hang out outside of the collab area

>>366323
I do this as an adult because it's useless and I don't want to have a 'mon Fall behind in the PC.

>>454973
yo, all these chocolate is making a mess
stop it yo

>>455610
aqua is invincible when she's got her cap on

>>454973
>chocolate-covered onion
weird dish

>>462463
You are literally autistic if you think like this.

>>467952
So i have to go do needless conversations just because normies love it? i'd rather be autistic ngl

tbhq it's pretty weird Hololive even bothered to hire baqua, they clearly are going the idol route and she will fall off sooner or later because she's like completely opposite of idol material

>>457004
Have you seen her ask other baachuas for sleep overs? It takes her entire minutes just to ask, she just stammers over her words and can't even think of what to say.

>>454316
that would be dream come true

>>457004
The best person for her to befriend is Moona. They're both autistic and I think they could relate, though Moona needs to do her JP reps more.

>>470411
The story that Subaru told us about when Aqua asked her and Pekora out to dinner absolutely cemented her autism as genuine to me. I couldn't even make up something this spergy if I tried.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKs4o4kvTlc

>>468488
>clearly are going the idol route
Dude how many hags have they hired now? That shits been an excuse to have songs at best since gen 4

>>360028
Imagine tricking this retard sailor into sex.

>>356871
i rub u onion

>>470805
It's the gesturing to say she wants things that seal it for me. I bet she was probably non-verbal until kindergarten where social pressures forced her to speak.

How do I acquire Aqua GF?

>>468020
Sounds like you don't have to rather be anything, buddy.

>>480204
Find a girl that's out with her friends and looks deeply uncomfortable. Once you get her number you'll have to lead the way the entire time because she won't initiate shit. Eventually you two will marry because it's not like she's gonna find anyone else.

>>468488
They literally hire offals of idol industry. Girls with huge talent and will to work hard but for some reasons cannot compete with more able irl idols. From physically not able girls (Kanata, Subaru) through girls with complicated personal past (Watame) to girls with some serious self-esteem issues (Towa) etc.
And then you have Aqua, a bit clumsy girl that probably is in some way at spectrum of autism but still is able to put a lot of work if given chance.

>>454879
Pastafags are genuinely subhuman.

>>360028
the fact that she actually makes herself laugh by doing those sounds and breaks into fits of autistic laughter is just further proof of her retardation
CUTE AAAAAAA

I miss Onyo like you wouldn't believe...

>>453116
And you want to call other people retards lol

I'd normally hornypost about wanting to wwe superslam full Nelson aqua but she seems very sweet. Her lack of iq is endearing but past that I think she's just a very sweet girl. Although it would never happen I think she'd be very nice to hug and headpat. She's a good onion.

>>362361
pedophiles?

>>456138
what was the concert incident?

>>357497
>literally doesnt know how to use deadeye

>>362361
fat american pedophiles?

Stop bullying the autistic onion

>>483636
Mea had a concert with bilibili and Aqua was one of the guests that were announced to appear there.
Chinks complained about that because they didn't want anyone from Hololive there, not even Aqua. And a while later bilibili announced that Aqua would no longer appear in her concert (but that might have been due to other reasons)
Mea was really upset about the whole thing. Had a stream where she vented and even called out chinese comments for making her upset and decided to take a break from streaming on bilibili, although she ended up taking a break from streaming in general. Naturally this made the chinks really upset at her.
Few weeks later she came back and apologized, the gist of it was basically "I know my chink fans understood my actions will keep giving me money and chink antis will keep being antis so fuck them". She still streams on bilibili now but it seems like she's been doing it less than before.

>>480342
Yagoo is either good or evil depending on his motives. Good if he's giving girls a chance that otherwise wouldn't get one e.g. Kiara, Matsuri. Or evil considering he knows once they're in, they have little options outside of vtubing.

>>490822
they should have learned to code

>>490822
Why can't he be both?

>little options outside of vtubing
Earning money online as a women is super fucking easy nowadays, just sell lewd voice recordings or start a OF.

>>444117
Japanese people cant read romanji fluently, yeah. Watch anything on the holoserver, they have to sound out every letter in an english word and half the time they dont understand simple sentences when written in english.
It doesnt help that most of them cant speak english at all and "hambooruger" and "hambaga" are different words. "Baqua" probably didnt register as "baka aqua" at all, like goroawase comes natural to native japanese and foreigners simply dont get it. Did you make the connection between 893 and 'ya-ku-za' on your own?

>>480342
Kanata is short but what's wrong with subaru's body? What happened in watame's past?

>>468488
She is one of the more experienced in idolshit actually

>>491118
>Japanese people cant read romanji fluently, yeah. Watch anything on the holoserver, they have to sound out every letter in an english word and half the time they dont understand simple sentences when written in english.
Just like when I try to read kana

>>491118
But they are forced to learn it for several years in school. The very basics should stick as it did for me taking Spanish classes.

>>491137
Open wide, babby.
Kanata has an ear going deaf.
Subaru has a bad heart and wans't expected to live past 14.
Watame's was raised by her grandmother because her parents split and her mom had no income. Dad told mom to give Watame to an orphanage when Mom asked about who'd have custody.

>>468488
But Aqua had singing experience before Hololive and is arguably one of the most idol-like members besides the ones who define themselves as strict idols.

>>459573
Japs don't hate her, she has one of the higher JOP concentration viewerships.

>>491222
And they study it for that particular exam and then forget all about it. Unless they want to play games with english menus there's no reason for a professional streamer to actually learn how to read english properly.
Also european languages are written in modern latin script so when you can actually read spanish or french or swede even if you dont know what the words mean.
This is not the same for japanese. Not practicing reading latin script will make it impossible for you to read it. Its a miracle most of the cast can actually read it pretty consistently considering they left highschool 5 years ago at least.

Also I dont think baqua, most likely read as "bakyuu-ah", registered as "バクア" at all in the first place. If people had written it in kana maybe she would've gotten it first try.

>>468488
They pivoted from being a vtuber management agency to an idol agency after they hired gen2. Aqua and Subaru werent hired as idols (although they probably already had it in mind by then).
They half abandoned the idol label between 4th and 5th gen. Now they're officially a "vtuber agency" in both their official material and their investment brochures and they let the talents do whatever. If Suisei wants to be a virtual idol, she can; if Watame wants to be a virtual singer, she can; if Botan wants to be just a virtual youtuber, she also can.
No longer an idol agency.

>>491270
Damn, that's pretty tragic. Kanata ans Subaru might actually struggle to find a normal job or their conditions could worsen considerably. Watame's is just sad. At least it seems like she's mentally stable.

>>491270
>Subaru has a bad heart and wans't expected to live past 14.
People with septal defects usually live completely normal lives. Subaru was never in danger, she either misunderstood what she was told, is unintentionally exaggerating the "you have a heart condition" trauma statement, or is being dramatic for the sake of being dramatic.
The only real issue VSD has is lung hypertension, which she pretty doesnt have since she would've mentioned difficulty breathing and dizziness mid-stream before she ever did heart holes.

>>491222
Breaking news - people who don't give a shit about stuff still won't know about it even when forced to learn it in a school, especially such a complicated thing like language. All you need in a school is get decent marks, which is not hard to begin with
>>491270
>Dad told mom to give Watame to an orphanage when Mom asked about who'd have custody.
I wish i could see his face if he learned what happened to Watame now, bet the fuck would instantly change the tune 180 degrees

>>491222
I studied French for 8 years in school and I passed most of my classes. It's been about 7 years since I finished school and I can barely form a full sentence now. I'm not even bad at languages, I'm ESL and grew up in a duo-lingual household with German and Albanian. I just really didn't give a fuck about French.

>>357497
>>483782
>>448721
>>453116
>>482377
>>404555
>>357675
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>>357700
She's the most popular vtuber in the world and even before becoming a vtuber she was a popular independent youtuber. She is causally more successful than you will ever be so if she's retarded then you're something even worse than retarded.

>>356871
Is she actually an autist

>>493051
>pedo has to defend his pedo icon in baka onion thread
sad!
>>493060
yes

>>491118
I didn't even understand 35p at first so no, goroawase goes way over my head

>>482377
What do you mean? That was very retarded of them. What did I do?