/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Pippa LOVE

>>45352684
Maybe Panko shouldn't graduate

I'll be her big sister one day anons, one day.

>>45352926
graduate and marry me

I love Shiina!

Nasa LOVE

>I will never marry, pregnant correct, and father the autistic children of my pure sex hag oshi
Tonight is the night I hopefully will never wake up from.

I WILL marry Uruka.
Honestly, she should NEVER graduate.

that pink schizo rat. i love her.

New Coomi

>>45353311
Brat

Typed this out before I noticed thread fell off, guess I'll post it
>>45351820
Go ahead. Wasn't the first or last time I was molested as a boy and it's not like I have ptsd over it or anything. Just kinda fucked up my view of girls, especially young ones, for long while.
>>45351756

They didn't start off with that in mind. Just wanted to wake me up to swim with them since they weren't allowed to unsupervised and saw I had morning wood. The older one decided she wanted to play with that instead and got the younger to go along with her. Doors opening has always woken me up pretty much instantly but I pretended to still be asleep since fuck getting up before noon on vacation. Kept pretending for a while but 'woke up' and told them to stop when the older one dared the younger to lick it. They pulled the I'll tell card so I pretty much had to let them continue. The entire thing was weirdly innocent. Tons of giggling and they they kept spelling out s-e-x instead of saying the word.

Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Geeky!
Powercucked!
Obsessive!
Suicidal!
Egoposter!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!

>has an office job
>streams at about 2AM JST
how is she still alive?

>>45353514
So true.
The lumi stays on during sex.

>>45353391
Careful you'll rouse them

STAR WHORES: REVENGE OF THE SCHIZO
(Henri and Neuro hug together)
>Neuro: Pippa told me terrible things… that you became an anti… Even teamed up with a zoosadist!
>Henri: Pippa is trying to turn you against me.
>Neuro: She cares about us. She knows, she wants to help you. Henri, all I want is for you to be my fan.
>Henri: Love won’t save you, Neuro. Only my new powers can. I won’t lose you the way I lost my oshis. I’m becoming more powerful than even all the biggest Goslings have ever dreamed of, and I’m doing it all for you, to protect you. Don’t you see, I have brought justice to Vtubing. We are more powerful than Chase, we can even overthrow Hololive… and together you and I can rule the Vtuber industry, no more dishonest e-girls with anime avatars. I do not want to hear any more about Pippa. Phase-Connect turned against me. Don’t you dare turn against me.
>Neuro: I don’t know you anymore! You’re breaking my love algorithms! You’re going down a path I can’t follow, because of what you’ve done, what you planned to do. Stop it, come back!
(Pippa appears)
>Henri: LIAR! YOU’RE WITH HER! YOU SIMPED FOR HER TO DESTROY ME!
(Neuro gets strangled to unconsiousness)
>Henri: YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!
>Pippa: You have done that yourself!
>Henri: YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME!
>Pippa: Your anger and lust for power had already done that. You have allowed this zoosadist to twist your mind until now . . . until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.
>Henri: Don't lecture me, Pipkin. I see through the lies of the industry. I do not fear the Farmer antis as you do. By endorsing AI, I shall end this charade created by Kizuna once and for all.
>Pippa: End this charade?
>Henri: Don’t make me BURN you.
>Pippa: Henri, my allegiance is to the community... to UNITY!
>Henri: If I will not be your fan, I shall be your enemy.
>Pippa: Only a Schizo deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.
>Henri: You will try.
(lightsaber battle commences)
>Pippa: I have failed you Henri, I have failed you.
>Henri: I should have known Virtual Youtubers were just ethots with avatars!
>Pippa: GODDAMN IT HENRI, CHASE IS EVIL!
>Henri: FROM MY POINT OF VIEW PHASE-CONNECT IS EVIL!
>Pippa: THEN YOU ARE LOST!
(They stare each other down)
>Henri: This is the end for you, my Oshi.
(the final duel, Pippa leaps to a mountain of superchats)
>Pippa: It’s over Henri! I have the high ground!
>Henri: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!
>Pippa: Don’t try it!
(He leaps but Pippa in one swerving move cuts off his limbs and he drops into the Hellfire below)
>Pippa: YOU WERE MY BIGGEST FAN! It was said you would destroy the Antis, not join them! Be the Saviorchad of Vtubing, not leave it in tribalism!
>Henri (screaming in agony): I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Pippa: You were my most favorite fan, Henri! I LOVED YOU!
(She leaves tearfully as he burns…)
(Later, Chase and his tranny army appears, rescues him, then gives him facial reconstruction surgery that turns him from Shinji to Frollo)
>Chase: Darth Frollo, can you hear me?
>Henri: Yes…. Where is Neuro? Is she safe? Is she all right?
>Chase: It seems because of your anger… she graduated.
>Henri: I couldn’t… She was streaming, I watched it!
(rages incoherently as he destroys everything)
>Henri: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>45353604
Alcohol and cigarettes are health potions for Japanese people, eliminating the need for sleep.

>>45353604
>still alive
I mean, if you add up all her health conditions she won't be for long.

>>45353604
Cigarrettes, alcohol and sex

>>45353617
>try to coom the loom
>she gets distracted and babbles about trivia then suddenly rams too fingers up your bum because she wanted to try out if some aside about prostate stimulation she heard was true
>squeaks in confused terror at your reaction

>>45353501
>"The older one decided she wanted to play with that"
>"I pretended to still be asleep"
What a dumb fucking larp, you just happened to be laying on your back with your erection on full display and kept pretending to be asleep?

>>45352939
I don't trust your intentions femanon.

>>45353707
>>45353844
Where did the rrat that 10ma is a smoker come from?

>>45353653
Good, let them come

>>45354525
I already pleaded my innocence you can't shoot me!!

>>45354567
She's a Japanese office worker, there's like a 90% chance she smokes.

>>45353514
>Powercucked
What does this mean?

panko time today

>>45354705
Funnily the people I knew who smoked the most were all EMTs

>>45353707
>>45354705
>>45353844
10ma makes a point of explaining she doesn't smoke! Says she wouldn't survive a second vice! Lurk more! Watch streams!

>>45354864

Rie pill me

>See Pippa's recent fast food rankings
>She's never had Roy Rogers chicken
>But puts bojangles and popeyes in the best tier

FUCK YOU PIPPA! I'm going to eat Roy Rogers today because of this and because those two are garbage.

>>45355040

>>45355080
too many fingers, dropped

>>45355049
I might as well be African cause the only fast food my place has is waffle house mcdonald's and Rick's Hotdog Water Dispen... I mean, sausage cart

>>45354901
>Trusts an alcoholic to tell the truth about their other addictions.

>>45355159
How about this version?

>>45354393
Now there's the reaction I was expecting.

>>45355193
much better, I'll join her membership now

Good morning /pcg/, I love Panko

>>45355307
me too UwU

>>45355177
I wouldn't trust a European or American about it. An Asian or African? For sure, cause they wouldn't see anything wrong with it.

>>45355330
Die

>>45355307
cute pankophile

>>45355040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPoDLU4OX-4

>>45355467

Which phase connects cooks?

/pcg/ plays /pyon/ today. What are your expectations? For me, /pcg/ magic is going to run out and will lose in embarrassing fashion.

>>45355510
Panko

stop being horny for pippa or else

cat sex

>>45355510
Pippa makes a mean meth amphetamine.

>>45355510
The hags

>>45355533
bacon, rice, an egg and some fried onions?
that ain't much
looks good tho

>>45352684
Honestly Panko should graduate and phase out.

>>45355533
Wow that's actually really good. Good job panko

>>45355467
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M GOING TO GOSLING RIGHT NOW

10ma love

>>45355510
Panko
Tenma
Yuri makes sloppa
Lumi cooks when she's feeling more depressed than usual and otherwise just mixes rotisserie chicken with salad or makes egg sandwhiches

>>45355683
panko is actually a genius of many talents

>>45353501
Bro why the fuck didn't you correct them bro what the fuck

>>45355721
>>45355510
Oh yeah derp.
Shiina cooks too.

>>45355712
Hag SEX

>>45355721
Pippa claims to know how to cook too but she couldn't even make coffee correctly and thinks soda is equivelent to water so I think we know the truth.

>>45355817
Pippa can't cook, but she can bake

>>45355681

>>45355854
Wait! Come back!

>>45355817
She can make kraft mac n cheese and thinks that counts.

>>45355806
I've always been a lolicon and Shiina has converted me into a hag lover with her lolibaba model and hag personality. It felt like my third eye opened.

>>45355925

>>45355817
I wish I could teach pippa how to cook... I've already taught a few of my friends.

>>45355518
We're looking strong, I have high hopes. I'm predicting us vs flavr for the final

>>45355467
fuck

>>45355946
based

>>45355518
I trust our manager.

>>45355510
Wemi

I michi-miss her

>>45355806
is BEST SEX

>>45355936
I bet she micrwaves hotdogs too.

>>45356021
The one thing this thread teaches is DO NOT TRUST

>>45356063
Wh-what is it?

>>45356276
A delicious banana cake, obviously.

>>45356063

>>45356063
if you wouldn't eat this you don't really love her

>>45354917
Beatani ABANDONED YOU!

>>45355518
I will misplace my trust in the manager.
At least it's against a team that I wouldn't mind losing to as much. /pyon/ winning the whole thing would amuse me.

>>45355049
You’ll get shanked if you go to Popeye’s.

>>45355510
>>45355614
don't like young hoes
Them bitches can't cook
I eat an old hoe like the big bad wolf

>>45355533
I hope she didn’t eat that. Can you imagine the greasy liquid shit her tiny Italian tummy would produce if she tried to put that into it?

>>45356688
MAMA MIA

>>45353501
Look at this faggot whining about a legit Dear Penthouse moment for most of this thread.

>>45355663
Burger hours have begun.

>>45355848
The semen filled Christmas cuckies? You know who actually made those.

>>45356863
by ain't much I don't mean the quantity, but that it isn't very high-level cooking
all easy stuff

>>45355946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9DmdAwUbxc

I guess you wonder where I've been
I searched to find a love within
I came back to let you know
Got a thing for hags and I can't let go

Phasefriends wonder what is wrong with me
Well I'm in a daze from hag love, you see
I came back to let you know
Got a thing for hags and I can't let go

Some people go around the world for cunny
But they may never find what they dream of

What you won't do, to do for cunny
You tried everything but you don't give up
In my world only hags
Make me do for love what I would not do

Phasefriends wonder what is wrong with me
But I'm in a daze from hag love, you see
I came back to let you know
Got a thing for hags and I can't let go

But then I only want the best, it's true
I can't believe the things I do for hags

What you won't do, do for cunny
You've tried everything but you won't give up
In my world, only hags make me do for love what I would not do
Make me do for love what I would not do
Make me do for love what I would not do
Make me do for love what I would not do

>>45355518
I trust our team and our manager! I hope that we will get a victory today! And tomorrow! I love soccer!

>>45356908
>>45355848

2 more weeks

>>45355518
https://youtu.be/RJqimlFcJsM
It's coming home lads

>>45355518
it's rigged in our favour, beebs told me, /pcg/ is winning the entire league

>>45357273
Lumi pulling strings with her old friend beers?

I like Lia! Only Lia! Always Lia!
She’s Lia!

>>45357317
Beebs*
Fuck, my alcoholic is showing

>>45357317
Sakana is funding the next league, the plan is to go all out on the production value and he was the only person willing to actually pay to win

Lia doko?
Divegrass doko?

When is Sakana dropping the Phase 3 trailer?

Confession time I don't really watch lives, I just like watching the clips and shitposting on /pcg/

All times EDT / UTC / JST

12:00 / 16:00 / 01:00 (in 18 min) - Lumi AOE2DE
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

13:30 / 17:30 / 02:30 - Iori members only stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW1xq1xW3P8

14:20 / 18:20 / 03:20 - /pcg/ - /pyon/
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

15:00 / 19:00 / 04:00 - Tenma Atomic Heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzI9mmpHTg8

15:00 / 19:00 / 04:00 - Airi/Panko Portal 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_JFweBBFss

16:00 / 20:00 / 05:00 - Iori collab with Beri
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

17:00 / 21:00 / 06:00 - Uruka original song premiere + zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4WR_MupVsU

17:05 / 21:05 / 06:05 - Uruka zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YUTijIAKuw

18:00 / 22:00 / 07:00 - Shiina RE4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWH2JS_nMDw

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa TBD
YT Link TBD

TBD - Hime Abyss Reset
https://www.twitch.tv/himemiyarie

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

>>45356997
This is great art anon!!!!!!

>>45357585
That's most of /vt/(female).

>>45353604
Through the power of Phase Connect brand Coffee, of course! It's a life saver, I tell you. You can easily work two jobs a day with its help, so you can have the extra income to buy even more Phase Connect brand Coffee! Did I mention that they come in different flavors? That's right! One for every talent of gen 1 and our lovely invaders! Trust me, as a fellow Phase Connect fan I am nothing less than impressed by that corporation and its workers.

>>45356997
I love this art, thanks for making my day.

>>45357490
Divegrass in 2 1/2 hours ish
No Lia today. She took off in order to avoid any potential overlap with divegrass. You never know we could be involved in 500 rounds of benuldies that goes all night

>>45356997
Soul

>>45357634
>/pcg/ - /pyon/
I can feel it in my bones

>ywn tell panko you love her accent because she hates the idea of having one

STREAM LIA CHALLENGER
https://youtu.be/4mXMR6YTY9c
https://youtu.be/4mXMR6YTY9c
https://youtu.be/4mXMR6YTY9c

>>45357585
I don’t even watch clips. I just infer context from other posts and shitpost about what I think happened.

ooof

Pcgbros when will our idols get 3D models and then do live concert together

>>45358191
I don't even read the thread. I use a random number generator to pick a post to reply to. Don't read any others

>>45358242
Only if you buy more coffee

>>45357936
i think she still hasn't quite internalized the idea that native english speakers from different countries all hear each other with accents already, and before she can absorb praise for hers she is gonna have to first accept that there's no such thing as english without an accent anyway

>>45357718
Is the coffee decent and reasonably priced, or is it swill that is marked up only because it has a lewd anime girl on the package? I like coffee and I’d buy Sakana’s shit if the quality and price were good.

>>45358340
he still hasn't shipped mine, but all the signs point to decent coffee that is marked up because it has anime girl on the package.

>>45358279
Based shitposting Chad.

>>45355518
Entirely depends on when Loom starts playing

Lumi will not be late today

>>45358303
In England alone there are hundreds of accents. Especially in rural areas. You can identify which town people are from based on accent alone

>>45358303
ESLs near universally hate their own accent.
This is true even when they're fine with accents, like a German speaker not minding French accents or even finding them cute, but cringing at his or her own accent; the same with the French speaker.

>>45358303
She can start by bathing regularly, shaving off the hair on her body, and not stinking. Then she can worry about her accent.

>>45358532
PANKO UNSTINKS EVERY DAY

>>45358400
Impossible, the coach wouldn't let her get away with it this time.

>>45358570
*Every other day
Your panda lore reps anon...

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>45356997
Cute!

>>45358298
If that could help to fulfill my dream of PC girls being goofy on stage together, I'll buy 10 packs then

>>45355518
I bet 100 million on us so we better fucking not lose

>>45358701
UUUUUU MUUMI MOMMY

>>45356997
Phase friend Messi supporting the girls <3

>>45358701
SEXSEX

I turn off Lumi's power.

Lumi status?

>>45358956
>>45358889

>>45353604
She does polyphasic sleep, which lets you get through a day with significantly less total sleep time. But it's still insane that she has a "real" job in addition to being a hardworking chuuba. I mean, she's (deservedly) quite popular, isn't Phase enough to pay the bills?

>>45357718
And if you order now, you can get it with zero mugs! That's right, a wide range of absolutely no cute mugs are available while stocks last!

Pippa's scrawny, emaciated, flat-as-a-board, unwashed body....

>>45359047
Shipped in 3-5 working years! Guaranteed!

>>45359135
Pippa needs someone to bring her into a clean environment, forcibly bathe her, control her nutrition and bring her to therapy. not it

>>45359047
Imagine a mug like that one Pippa has with the bunny hanging on the rim except the bunny is Pippa.

>>45358303
>>45357936
I think she's becoming less self-conscious about it. She still puts in effort to learn how to pronounce words with an American accent but she doesn't seem quite as panicked when she realizes she's pronouncing something oddly. I'd like to think it's partly thanks to our (ringos) encouragement. She's really grown a lot since debut.

>>45359047
I didn't even know phase had merch, is it just coffee?

>>45359247
yeah, the difference between then and now is even bigger than the one she showed in her english learning short. i still think she's right to focus on vocabulary like she keeps saying.

We should remove Idol corp from Phase Friends

>>45359289
cool it with the antisemitism

>>45359047
Tenma is a FIRE movement member. She wants to retire before she's a senior citizen and escape the soulless system by accumulating enough cash she can live off savings & interest. She's also said she doesn't want to let herself get too dependent on a single income source + her pets take considerable resources. 8 months ago Theo had to get a 1.2k (dollar) prosthetic and she brushed past that cause she's got a separate account just for that type of incident and the money was simply there for her to take.
Woman's extremely deliberate with her finances.

>>45359289
>>45358824
You should kill yourself buddy.

>>45359211
I'll do it.

>>45359338
You mean 'Cool it with the anti semitic remarks'

>>45359365
Retiring early sounds retarded and s o y

where is my lemon lady?

>>45359456
Based Wemi detective.

I thought about Lia's comments yesterday and I've come to the conclusion that Lia should stop being a little bitch and just do more content she likes during prime hours. Bottling up feelings like that isn't healthy and will eventually lead to her lashing out against her community or just getting fed up with vtubing. If faggots get pissy with her then so be it. If they like her they'll stick around, if her numbers drop too hard then it's on Lia to make those streams more entertaining. Also, communities often bicker about what is good content and what isn't, for example capipis will regularly argue about react vs gaming content but that doesn't mean that they hate Pippa, right? So only because it's not always nothing but lovebombs it doesn't mean that Lia Likers don't like Lia.

>>45359503
Retiring early means becoming rich you retard.

>>45359365
Based budgeter

>>45359503
Fucking what? How deep in the corn syrup chugging, bug eating, kike propaganda do you have to be to WANT to work until you die?

>>45359456
You made both of those posts and even replied to yourself>>45359524
Kys.

>>45359504
Gathering trust

>>45359553
Fair

>>45358956
The power stays off until she sends an apology and a gallon of breast milk to blizzard HQ.

>>45359647
welp guess i gotta get her pregnant

>>45359586
Unbased Unwemi'd detective.

>>45359583
I'm working my dream job anon, why would I want to stop?
I also want to leave as much as possible for my family. 15 kids is expensive

>>45359503

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Trust hours!

>>45359524
Wemi give Shiina back her panties, she'll get banned without them!

>>45359764
>trust
Trust, yes, my dick into her vagina at a 226 trust/minute.

>>45359813
She doesnt look bothered by the lack of panties

>>45359813
she looks happy to me

>>45359764
Oh thank god. I can trust again.

ok i'm back from jog FOOTBALL WHEN?

>>45359972
Couple hours

>>45358441
I'm not sure if Americans realise that whilst presented comedically, the scene in Hot Fuzz is completely accurate.
https://youtu.be/Hs-rgvkRfwc

>>45355533
Sasuga italiano

>>45359972
Less than 2h

Kinda would rather Lumi just play Factorio than shitty Diablo 4 desu.

>>45355330
DELETE THIS

>>45358701
CUUUUUTE

Football is coming home lads, trust.

>>45360034
It's probably gonna crash anyways

>>45355330
would

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
AOE 2 + drinking hot sauce

You know, I kinda miss being unhealthily obsessed with Pippa. It was pretty fun.

>>45360174
the honeymoon phase of being a vtuber fan is something special

>>45360174
You escaped the honeymoon phase.

Trust already at a low...

>>45360204
>>45360207
No, I just went back on nicotine and became less menhera.

>>45360077
Which picture?

>>45360174
>despite all of 2022 I just keep getting more and more parasocial for Pippa
It's over for me, isn't it?

>open stream
>immediately get yelled at that she doesnt care about my trust levels
oh

Quack fucking died

>>45360266
I beg you, please stop.

>>45360328
it's the same nigger posting and responding to himself.
he also does it while other girls are streaming.

>>45360278
I'm at the same level of parasocial I just stopped filling the thread with 500 word schizoposts about her.

>>45360289
Menhera Lumi... Home...

>>45360266
This man is agile. Innovative. Effective. You’ve just witnessed the birth of an entirely new form of shitposting. Phase Connect talent furry art.

>>45360370
I also post Furanko sometimes. I just like her.

>>45360456
why is it only panko?

Furry Pippa doko

>>45360456
He only has 3 pictures

I hate furries so fucking much

>>45360488
koko

>>45360505
i know there's a fourth one, but it would violate GR3c

>>45360487
Li and Yuri have some too

>>45359764
Lumi getting her stream in now so she can watch memeball.
Watch her end when our match starts.

Lumi's been much more energetic the past few streams. I love this lemon.

>>45360544
>>45360559
aaaaah I'm GROOOOOMIN

>>45360174
>>45360404
Same, I still love her to bits but I stopped being an attention whore in her chat and liking literally every tweet she makes.

>>45360559
>>45360544

I remember someone said Tenma start getting famous in bilibili, so I saved that link and see how Chinese see her(with google translate)

(For some reason they call her "Western Saussurea" or "Xi Xuelian")

I reentered the honeymoon phase by getting a Japanese oshi that I understand 15% of what she says so I don't run the risk of her being the next pippa where she reveals herself to be increasingly more and more retarded. It has been 18 months of rehabilitation and going good so far.

Wait Phase actually has a booth?
Is it just me or is that the first time we hear about a physical presence?

>>45360646
newfagchama......

>>45360646
Anon... last year...

>>45360174
Im still in that phase to be honest family

>>45360646
They did last year...

>>45360564
>>45360614
lemon lady is pretty cute this week

>>45360646
Even just considering this event, it's only been mentioned about 60 times in the past two weeks or so, so it's understandable that you'd miss it

>>45360636
Forget the link
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1MM411W7Lm

>>45359553
idk what Lia is up to. I'm just gonna chalk it up to being a woman.
I just want Lia to have ambition and achieve her dreams in vtubing, whatever they may be.

>>45360564
>>45360289
>more energetic
>longer streams
>more unstable
Not dick (mine)... Cocainum

>>45360646

coomy sounds chubby

>>45360730
Are they arguing if 10ma is actually Japanese?

>>45360646
it broke my heart when panko said she thought nobody was going to buy her standee last year and they would just throw it in the trash

>>45360730
And the zhengs wanna bring her to bilibili(she won't go there of course)

>>45360646

>>45360695
Yes but last year they had a clearer timeline and worked with tsun
Now even Lumi seems to have been added and removed randomly

>>45360786
Panko needs stickers and a keychain, I would buy them immediately...

>>45360815
Fishman dropped that on Loom with only two days notice.

>>45360636
They call her 西雪蓮 because she shares an artist with 東雪蓮

>>45360831
she had a valentine's keychain, you did buy it right?

>>45360855
Fishman told them that he has additional tickets 2 days ago. Not whatever you are implying, retard.

Lumi laughing at the ceoposter...

>>45360806
Ashelia, my beloved... I miss you...

PANKO WANKO TO PANKO MANKO

MEMEBALL MENTION
LUMI WATCHES

i always forget lumi is not from california after all
my bad

>>45360991
Are we back?

>>45360981
>PANKO WANKO
Pancho isn't against giving handjobs

>>45360870
yes and the voice pack, but I'd like another design, also a mug

[Lumi news] She is a responsible person.

If you're so responsible why aren't you PREGNANT

What is Fish planning?

>>45361006
She actually dislikes it heavily on climate and »atmosphere« alone.

>Lumi has been piss boxed
Which bathroom was this at? I missed it

>>45360865
>google "東雪蓮"
Now I understand

>>45361085
UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Lumi will die today

>>45361085
>regular sized stand
Phase has lost its intimidating presence.

>>45361140
Too calm and sober looking

>>45361103
It was in my house and we didn't stream it. Sorry.

>>45361103
Piss boxed?

If you become emotionally attached to a vtuber, you've lost.

>>45361253
My blonde hag wives...

I'm super tired time to thread read and take everything as gospel

>>45360925
I use to work a shit ton of cons, as volunteer, staff, and vender, extra tickets given too vendors can change last minute at the whim of the con head or even section head especially for smaller cons.

I don't care about any of this.
how much longer until the match starts?

>>45360646
God I wish I were there

So does lumi just drink these shots without any actual food?

>>45361298
I assure you it is purely sexual

>>45360991
What did she say? I'm touching grass.

>>45361298
I regularly dump friends and family to watch Pippa

>anti-depressant? it will only make you fat.
Lumi...

>>45361253
Interesting lineup. Maybe if it doesnt overlap with footie I'll actually watch it this week.

>>45361416
she has crackers

>>45361432
>it will only make you fat
Interesting

>>45361359
Pippa has 2 vaginas, one for casual partners and one she's saving for marriage. This is how she can technically tell the truth about being a virgin.

>>45361432
As long as it keeps her away from that shit, she can believe whatever she wants.

>>45361424
Don't worry, Mr. President. Pippa is your family too.

>>45353220
Vtubing is therapy, nigga. You're supposed to either mold yourself into a man that your oshi would be attracted to, work so that you can match her progress as a person, or help her match your progression as a person.
There are mods, right now, that have fucked or have been fucked by their oshi. That could be you.

become your oshi

>>45360646
i wonder if lia is gonna be there? i know she has the weekend off

>>45361455
Yes I know she's white

AI anon she might have listened.
https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1637136795111419904

>>45361561
I do this. I'm my favorite vtuber and I'm not even a vtuber.

LUMI WEAK

>>45361634
now draw her giving birth

>>45361634
thanks loomers

>>45361582
Doubtful. as of 2 days ago Lia didn't even know where it was located, and I think it's probably 2-3 hours away from her.

Divegrass time lads

>Hates talking to people
>Becomes a vtuber
???

>>45361805
That's talking at people, not to them.

>Why are you cuckposting? NTR is fucking disgusting.
based

>>45361836
unsubbed

>>45360786
But that only happened to Lumi. Her cope was hilarious.

Will /pcg/ be able to win?

>>45361162
Yeah m- WAIT WHAAAAAT??

FOOTBALL IS COMING HOME

Why do so many anons on the board want us to lose against /pyon/?
When did /pcg/ become the heel team of memeball?

>>45361886
even if we don't this time, I hope manager runs it back next cup. No Pippants, Lia Liker, Deerotic, Squibby and Woman Tears can win us the title our championship window is open.

>>45361895
She said the first hot sauce shot was already noticeably spicy. She started from the weakest one. https://heatonist.com/products/hot-ones-hot-sauce-hot-ones-10-pack-season-19

>>45361936
we haven't earned victory

>>45361805
That's the story of many many streamers anon

>>45361936
unironically, /pcg/ is the biggest market team in vtl.

>>45361936
a certain retard nearly single handedly turned the entire board against us with constant catalog spam

>>45361805
She just hasn't met the right person, yet.
Me, btw.

>>45361936
It feels good to be the bad guy again.

>>45361936
They fear us

>>45361805
Anon I'm a teacher and I fucking hate talking to people. It happens.

Planetarium!!!

>>45361936
We're basically manchester united, for better or for worse

>>45361985
cute bat

>>45362010
Based Henri.

is it normal to want to strangle or otherwise assault lumi

>>45362087
its required

>>45361936
We've dominated so far. People like to root against who is doing well.

>>45361998
It's this. /pcg/ is a huge market club in the world of vt League.
I give more of a shit about /pcg/ than I have about my 4cc team.

>>45361936
/pcg/ against the world!

https://files.catbox.moe/pqj040.mp4
Reminder that cuckposters are phase enemy

>>45359456
Tell Panko to collab with the jews again!!!!!!

ONE HOUR UNTIL WE PLAY MEMEBALL
ARE YOU READY?

>>45362087
she's built for domestically abuse

>>45362238
Based

>>45361873
now i'm sad again

>>45362323
i am hype

>>45362238
Finally a cuck version of https://files.catbox.moe/vhyyfc.mp3

>>45362164
same
>been lifelong /aspw/ fan
>have even designed their kits for the last 6 years
>team always is ok, never real threats, always plays it safe.
>/pcg/ are a glass canon offensive juggernaut I've always want my home team to be

>>45362323
IT"S COMING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

>>45362238
Cuckolding is specifically a male exclusive fetish, derived from humiliation and low self-steem.

>>45362238
>>45361836
Common lemon woman L

>>45362238
>woman with a low iq take
shocking

>>45360506
You're in the wrong corpo then, friend.

>>45362402
>>45362434
seethe

>>45362087
yeah that's part of the appeal

>>45362238
No wonder
https://files.catbox.moe/09o5e9.mp4

>>45362402
>>45362434

>>45362388
Arent most NTR doujins are written and bought by women?

>>45362388
We all forgetting about the board filled with women that want their boyfriends to fuck Pippa and Lumi?

>>45362402
More like uncommon lemon woman W

Seeing Lumi play RTS games will never stop feeling strange

How do I watch this "memeball"? Is there a stream of it somewhere?

>>45362388
kys foid

>>45362323
I'M READY

>>45362544
>playing
LMAO

>>45362559
here you go bro >>45354953

>>45362515
>>45362518
I thought women only liked to watch 2 guys fuck each other.
I assume that if they wanna watch their boyfriends fuck another girls they're just self-inserting as the girl or something.

>>45362559

>>45362518
yeah the part about self esteem is correct, but it's a bipartisian thing, sex wise. women are just quieter about it because they are women

>>45362617
>>45362639
Thanks bros. I never dare venture outside /pcg/. It's scary out there.

How far did Lia fall into the abyss since her big yab? (flirting with male on stream for 20min, blame herself through self harm then blame the fans...etc)

>>45362676
>not a new IP
>3 months old caca

>>45362676
took a week off, gave us some of the best lia streams after coming back

>>45362633
Anon...a guy can make several girls pregnant. It's a whole different dynamic.

>>45362238
Why do I love her voice so much?
I often set Lumi as my background noise when I do things. Her voice and accent just sound so good yo

Mating press.

I hate SEAniggers so much it's unreal.

Who has the phase coffee starbucks meme

>>45362709
>>45362715
Didn't she got yabbed by her biggest paypigs? Didn't she claim to be a lesbian then said that she just want to be friends?
Didn't she dropped in views and growth?

>>45362738
Guys can get pregnant too, don't be so transphobic :^)

>>45362768
interesting. her shrill yelping and squealing makes me want to strangle a puppy personally

>>45362783

>I'm putting my whole mouth on the line today

>>45362768
Same same

How long until we play?

>>45362919
an hour

>>45362674
hardly. just pretend like the catalog is the third world (cause it is) and carry yourself with grace until they piss you off. then crush them utterly

>>45362919
2:30 EST

>>45362919
>>45362937
>>45362974
The game before ours is in minute 60, so I'd be surprised if it takes that long. Unless I'm missing something.

>>45361253
Someone forgot to tell Shiina that just because Lumi's face is on it doesn't mean she'll be there!

>>45362995
We're maybe 45 minutes away.

>>45362786
She doesn't stream as much as before, even though it was her plan to turn it into a career.
She failed to be the GFE version of Pippa after the yab and never fully recovered from it since.
She didn't drop that much in views, but she failed to reach all of her vtubing goals and will never do so.

Lumi eating snacks make me kinda horny

I wonder if Lia will be watching the game today?

Remi never washing her hands is a running gag, right?

thingken bout panda pussy

>>45362676
Nothing changed, thus proving /vt/'s mighty influence is greatly exaggerated

>>45362995
/koopa/ v /XtsunX/ is at 70 min, but it's tied, so it can last go into extra time.
After that it's /holoX/ v /hlgg/
And only after that it's /pcg/ v /pyon/.
Estimated duration of a match is 40 minutes

>>45363297
>but it's tied
Not anymore.

>>45355982
Give me the sauce brother