/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I want to hug the Pippa.

Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Geeky!
Powercucked!
Obsessive!
Suicidal!
Egoposter!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!

STREAM LIA CHALLENGER
https://youtu.be/4mXMR6YTY9c
https://youtu.be/4mXMR6YTY9c
https://youtu.be/4mXMR6YTY9c

I like Lia
Only Lia
Always Lia
Stay focused, Lia!

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

I hate Lia

>>45312062
I will hurt you, anon

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1636998806620315648
good nightly pcg

By far my best coomie, though it took some inpainting and editing.

>>45312062
You're fired

>>45312062
lia likes you

>>45312114
Good night, Lumi.

I love my hag wife Airi

>>45312062
I like Lia, she was my savior from Duckmi.

GFE company

>>45312114
me on the right

>>45312252
>>45312303
Hag wife love

>ywn get lunch at the walmart deli with Pippa
>ywn clean Pippa's room for her
>ywn convince Pippa to shower by taking one with her
>ywn patiently coach Pippa through her first time having sex
>ywn listen to Pippa talk about her zoobooks collection for 2 hours and 34 minutes
>ywn get pressured by Pippa into letting her get another dog
>ywn carry Pippa through leveling in an mmo
>ywn accidentally get stabbed by Pippa by covering her eyes from behind while she's preparing breakfast in the morning

>>45312252
how is Airi so old and yet so naive

>>45312352
female

>>45312114
Lumi needs to spend more time fucking her boyfriends and less time streaming.

sleep tight, bnnuy

>>45312114
>sleeping with a plush
do women really

>>45312352
>how is Airi so old and yet so naive
The same could be said of 99% of all the people that actually go vote.

>>45312376
those boyfriends? all me

>>45312142
Only if (You) is a fat greasy mexican manlet.

>>45312344
>ywn wake up next to Pippa and have her mistake you for a home invader and take a shotgun blast to the face while she isn't fully awake
Why even live?

>>45312423
That's not a plushie, it's me.

when will that grifter peppa play her game

>>45312114
Good night

>>45312479
>is
SIRS

>>45312352
My bet is on overcontrolling parents

I want to sail the ocean blue with Lia and Michiru.

You are more precious than my imagination itself. There is no-one I could ever want but you, no substitute for your incredible perfection
Wemi love

>>45312114
shes so wholesome bros...why does she hang out with us

>>45312691
Because we're the bad crowd her mom warned her about.

>>45312691
Because we keep paying her

cat sex

>>45312423
It's comfy to hold something squishy

>>45312113
Luv the cum star

>>45312691
>shes so wholesome bros

>>45312062
lia go to bed

>>45312113
>when chat throw redeems, animated

>>45312691
stop trusting

>>45312894
I don't know how to break this to you but that image is not animated.

>>45312972
>hes an npc without imagination
read a book

>>45312423
>do women really
Don't you feel like holding something while you sleep? Men do the same thing but with a pillow instead

>>45312423
I sleep with a mini blanket. It’s comfortable
t. man

>>45312691
>Lumi
>wholesome
nigga is you retarded

>>45313077
ok

>>45311725
Honestly Panko should graduate and phase out.

>>45313107
>he doesn't sleep as a log
Any other posture only hurts your sleep efficiency

>>45312062
>I hate Lia
>I hate L i a
>I hate L i (g) a
>I hate L i (g) (m) a
>I hate "L i g m a"
>I hate "LIGMA"
Ligma Balls

>>45313250
graduate and marry me

Honestly, all talents should be replaced with their mothers.

People that say wholesome are redditors and nothing anyone says can change my mind.

>>45313419
that should be the april fools gag this year

>>45312648
WAAAAAA~

Phase House would look like a lost province of the People’s Republic of China.

>>45313880
>a lost province of the People’s Republic of China
Taiwan?

>>45313880
are there even any pure Hans in Phase Connect?

>>45313991
Yeah, Tenma.

>>45314038
tenma's romanian

>>45313991
Wemi.

>>45313991
>Hans
>Pure
That's like saying "Pure Brazilian".

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINA

>>45313991
>Phase Connect
>pure
That’s like saying “pure whore”.

>>45314633
Was this a seething brazilian or a seething chinaman?

I love my cum dumpster wife.

>>45314701
>Man
Anon, I think you should know by now

>>45313450
But I say wholesome and i HATE reddit!

>>45313991
>pure han
buddy they are Genghis Khan rape babies

Furanko

>>45317161
melty fingies

>>45318144
>muh fingers
Keep whining meatbag. Maybe if you had two stumps instead things would be easier to generate.

>>45317161
not canon her ass is flat
maybe after she's done some more squats

>>45318799
>ass is flat
Don't trust!

>>45318799
Seething monkey woman is not a reliable narrator and therefore not canon!

>>45318799
Have you tried not being black?

>>45318462
Had to inpaint.

Lia we love you and you can stream whatever you want. we watch you because you're Lia, you're not anyones preshow. I want to watch (you) Lia

Remilia Nephys! You are the reason I wake up. The reason I’m still here. Your smile, your laughter. Your outlook on life and even breaking out in song are the moments that live rent-free in my head. I’ll lift you higher than the stars so that your light can brighten everyone’s lives.

WEMI FOREVER!

>>45319284
excuse me?

>>45319284
he's not asking for a massive baboon ass, he's simply lamenting the fact that Lumi has a sad and immensely disappointing flat ass and zero feminine curves

>>45319284
based

>>45319437
This is true!

>>45319136
Lumi isn't a reliable narrator either.

>>45320192
Trust!

>>45319893
The origin of the story is this: Lumi was in public and getting attention from men. A black woman told the men to stop, claiming she had no ass.

>>45320590
I have never once cared about what a black woman thought

>>45320446
me on the left and right

>>Lia leaves her mic on before stream and it's angelic humming
>Pippa leaves hers on and it's SNIIIIFFFFFFF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvE28Ydrc78

>>45321930
they're adorable aren't they?

>>45322078
wrong thread buddy

>>45322078
Them nips need to get in sync ffs. Them pen lights look like TV static.

>>45322078
>gets posted in /pcg/
>view count goes up by 20

YOU HAVE STOLEN MY HEART

>>45323273
OH NO!

>>45323273
NEVER LET IT GO
NERER LET IT GO
https://files.catbox.moe/tvcie7.mp4

What lang did Pippa study in high school? Was it Spanish?

>>45323679
Lia love

>>45322078
>that one white guy not waving penlights in the sea of asian dudes
he's just like me....

>>45323745
bets on french. offered everywhere completely useless completely forgotten 15 minutes after leaving class.

>>45324006
I would love it to be French because that's what I'm studying along with Japanese.

>>45322078
DUCK

>>45322078
>Kiara still being an offscript attentionwhore tard
Some things never change. Happy she got to achieve her dream though.
>t. OG eggchad

>>45323679
How can something so bad have so much soul

>>45324757
Love.

having 11 healthy children with Pippa

I bet Pippa only fucks neo nazis

pippa dying from child birth on the 12th child...

>>45322078
What the fuck Risu has pipes?

I just now realized "pour one out for phase friend lance reddick" wasn't a non-sequiteur shitpost...

Pippa love~!

>>45312344
Your negative thinking holds you back anon.

>>45322078
>der Kinesenkoofen deprived us of this for 3 years

>>45324006
>>45323745
She said it was Spanish.

>>45325641
RIP black wesker

>>45325641
Sorry you had to find out this way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1qIwnDPJWo
Bouncy

[Sad news] Phase Rival https://www.twitch.tv/atheneaiheroes has been shut down.

>>45325802
I like this ritual poster

>>45325641
Phase Friend Takahiro Kimura also died earlier this month.

>>45326420
LOLISEX

>>45326689
Holy anagram

>>45326420
>Zaion in the background
oy vey

>>45326420
Fuucking NOT THIS song jc

>>45327531
Anon do a side by side and have a giggle at whats going on here.

>>45326465
It just looks like the stream turned off, or are they actually banned?
Either way we got the content we needed already

>>45327531
Airi is too pure she probably just thinks it sounds fun and catchy and doesn't know or care about the retarded drama.

Pippa's oshi Watame is on

>>45329089
Did she get a ticket?

>>45327883
For reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss9AjwvRHGk&t=40
>>45328842
>Somebody requested it...Ehe!
The one who requested it on the other hand.

>>45328842
Aaaaalright I'll believe you anon
mwah~

>>45329188
Yea shes there now. She streamed from a JP hotel tonight.

And just like that shes gone.

EROFI!

All times EDT / UTC / JST

08:00 / 13:00 / 22:00 - Michiru Warlander
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui

12:00 / 16:00 / 01:00 - Lumi AOE2DE
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

13:30 / 17:30 / 02:30 - Iori members only stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW1xq1xW3P8

14:20 / 18:20 / 03:20 - /pcg/ - /pyon/
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

15:00 / 19:00 / 04:00 - Tenma Atomic Heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzI9mmpHTg8

15:00 / 19:00 / 04:00 - Airi Panko Portal 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_JFweBBFss

16:00 / 20:00 / 05:00 - Iori collab with Beri
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

17:00 / 21:00 / 06:00 - Uruka original song premiere + zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4WR_MupVsU

17:05 / 21:05 / 06:05 - Uruka zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YUTijIAKuw

18:00 / 22:00 / 07:00 - Shiina RE4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWH2JS_nMDw

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa TBD
YT Link TBD

TBD - Hime Abyss Reset
https://www.twitch.tv/himemiyarie

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

>woke up to see that Shiina was working late into the night again despite her fever
Just get some fucking rest woman please...

>>45328842
>drama
What?

>>45333188
Comabro…

>>45333333
witnessed

>>45333333
Do comatose dream of sextupled threes

>>45333188
Zaion got deleted from niji.

>>45332921
Shes watching holos.

chubby panko sex

>>45333723
And is also being slandered by management, the talents, and their rabid audience.

My oshi is white

>>45333333

>>45333333
put me in the screencap, LULE

>>45334287
>t. doremu

>>45334569
Chinese people are yellow

>>45322078
How the fuck does Risu go from her EN voice to absolutely crushing vocals.

>>45333333
I don't keep up with Nijis or catalog drama.

>>45327502
What did she mean by this?

>>45333333

>>45334933
Basically a talent got fired for "misbehavior" but the actual behavior is only on the same level the most tame Lia "yab" like using an emulator to play a game.

>>45334074
sorry I filled her tummy a little too much

>>45311725
Man, yesterday was a little bit spicy. I hate /jidf/ and Israel so I'm glad Pippa and Sakana have beef with them.

I ordered food for my family. It was expensive. I worked 14 hours under the scorching sun so i can buy this. They asked me to buy this. They were hungry. Now they had an argument and started throwing the expensive food at each other and the floor. Im sad and angry. I just wanted to give them everything they wanted. I lost motivation. Im so close to killing myself.

>>45335994
vtubers?

>>45335293
>like using an emulator to play a game.
Talking about using emulators.
The whole list was moronic. I'm convinced she talked direct shit to the CEO or something.
Berry disrispectful gozaimasu and nihongo honoruu couldn't take it.

>>45336206
That's what I was thinking too. She probably didn't do enough groveling to appease the Japanese corpos. They love that shit.

>>45335994
family and life might suck but at least you have cute anime girls and us bros to keep you going through the suffering. hang in there anon

>>45335994
Take the food off them and tell them they don't get it. If there's any left throw it in the bin to spite them.

>>45335994
Unless it's your wife and kids then cut contact, tell them they're ungrateful children and never give them anything again. If they are your wife and kids then beat them.

>>45335964
>trying to start thread wars part 728

>>45336206
>to the CEO
or to Elira, the shadow boss of NijiEN

>>45335994
Kill them instead of yourself.
Or do the lame reasonable stuff >>45337136 tells you. CRIME!

>>45331406
>/pcg/ - /pyon/
I'm looking forward to this, do we have a hype video?

>>45337136
>cut contact
Why are you white

>>45335964
>Pippa and Sakana have beef with Idol
take your meds

>>45335964
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>45337791
Read like the last 3 threads. Or watch Pippa's stream at ~1:07 in.

>>45335994
>Now they had an argument and started throwing the expensive food at each other
This is unironic chimpanzee behaviour, what the fuck. Get away from those people.

The sun rises all rabbits and rabbit to bed. Though I do think the rabbit actually went to bed at human being hours for once.

https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1637051005308395525?t=P05Iv9H13NHDqEN_PK05VA&s=19

Excellent job Lia you doofus.

>>45338030
Checking them out, i can only see that idol is distancing themselves from phase? I'm still catching up on the vod, i was getting shitfaced yesterday.
Qrd on the rest? Also, it goes from 1:07 to where?

>>45339384
? She took a 3 hour long shower?

>>45312113

I heard Lumi’s “colleagues” at cyberlive spread a lot of rumours about her sexual past before she got kicked out of cyberlive. Was there any truth to them.

>>45339384
>rabbit to bed
Her oshi is on right now you moob

>>45335994
Don’t do it anon. All my blood family are drunks and drug addicts who never once helped me with anything throughout my entire life! Once I was able to move out things got better. I still struggle with bills and back to back work shifts but it’s way better than going back. Leave as soon as you can. You’re gonna make it anon! I believe!

>>45339384
Did she pass out in there?

>>45339384
>Though I do think the rabbit actually went to bed at human being hours for once.
Pippa is 100% watching holofes right now.

>>45339396
I really don't want to derail the thread with drama but you do your own research. Of course, pippa didn't specifically say it was Idol but that was the hottest rrat. It goes about 10 minutes or so

>>45339720
Watame is performing right now, so probably.

>>45339810
I saw some clip from the jewcorps green gura where she tried to raid Pippa but couldn't because Pippa had disallowed her, so probably not just a rrat

Sex with Pippa while she watches HoloFes.

>>45333723
niji has had like 75 graduations

>>45340174
How is she supposed to concentrate on watching holofesd while she's getting fucked?

>>45340707
Exactly like this.

>>45337632
>Why are you white
Good guess. I didn't realize it was exclusively white behavior to cut out shitty family members but I'll happily take that. Blood relations don't mean people get to treat you like shit.

>>45340707
She's ace

I WILL marry Uruka!

>>45339396
>>45340054
QRD you are retarded.

>>45339810
>I really don't want to derail the thread with drama
Or course not, you lying faggot.

>>45312894
I'm kinda surprised there isn't a vtuber with cumshot redeems for money now

>>45341349
Dilate

>>45341349
It's entertaining though.

>>45339810
But she's now talking about vtweeters that don't stream now. Unless she picks up again it's an offhand reference.
Now:
>>45340054
Is true, and they probably told them to distance themselves, but could just as easily be because of Hasan "Armenian genocide but on Israel" Piker and Vaush "the Hebrew killer pedo"'s attention.
We didn't notice here, but those people's fanbases are enormous, unironically psychotic, and downright dangerous.

>>45339536
None verifiable, and most just so happened to line up with what one of them suspected of spreading them was doing to my knowledge.

>>45341863
>Hasan "Armenian genocide but on Israel" Piker and Vaush "the Hebrew killer pedo"'s attention.
I dunno what your point is here but I guarantee I hate kikes more than both of them put together

IDOLS SINGING CANT HEAR YOU

>>45342096
I made this post.

>>45341349
Kill yourself
>>45341863 (me)
after watching the 10 mins, it's a very weaksauce rrat.
I legit prefer mine, of this being fallout from the actions of the chief grifter of twitch and the chief pedo horsefucker.

>>45342041
And you're a fucking nobody, those people have an actual following of psychos.

>>45342437
? They have a following that mostly consists of jobless zoomer anal masturbation enthusiasts.

>>45335994
Why are you brown?

[Phase Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain News] Henri ships Neuro with Pippa, but calls Neuro Heaven and Pippa Hell. Also, friendship with Lelouch has ended, he's Darth Vader now.

>>45341863
>>45342284
>"there's a fricking vtuber company out there that's been ripping some of our shit." - Pippa at 1:09:18
This is literally all wanna know about this rrat. Is it Idol? is it someone else we will never know.

>>45343352
Nijisanji

>>45343611
>Nijisanji ripping off phase connect
You wish, Sakana.

>>45343309
How many supervillains, seriously?

>>45343736
Soon to be something around 22. Sakana must love fatherhood.

>>45343309
Henri's cringe&gay, but damn he sure is entertaining.

>>45343611
I mean niji could probably pick up tips from sakana on how to go a week without a graduation....

>>45343309
never take your meds, henri,

>>45342762
Who are known for doxxing, contacting everyone in the life of the doxxed person calling them a nazi, swatting, campaigning to companies to drop the employer kr for people collaborating with the employer to drop them, and going so far as to put posters with their face calling them a nazi in the neighbourhood of the doxxed person.
They're psychotic.

>>45344350
Didn't one of you kiwiniggers stalk that fat Ralph dude when he went to Spain/Portugal and beat him up? Didn't you guys internet stalk a literal autistic tranny retard for over 10 years?

What kind of harem would you rather have? A harem of sane idols or a harem of sad girls?

>>45344350
That's just Kiwifarms, i.e. Pipkin's criminal fans.

>>45344945
>harem of sad girls?
The only correct answer.

>>45343309
which cringe fictional villain will he be next

>>45340707

You fuck her silly first so she can lie and watch Watame in exhausted post-coital bliss. This will clear out OCD, tics, anxiety and all the other neurotic thoughts autists/women fill their heads with so she can focus on the show

>>45344945
>harem
I'm content with my wife thanks

>>45344945
I'm a real man, I commit to one woman for life.

>>45344945
Panko is my one wife and I will make her happy for life.

>>45344945
>idols
has their ego boosted 24/7. would probably leave you for bigger guy on a whim. so sad girls it is. only 4 tho. im only allowed to have 4 (maximum).

>>45345196
>>45345323
>>45345514
I understand, but I'm broken and only see monogamy as a practical instead of the ideal.

I NEED PANKO NOOOOOOOOW

>Holo concert ends
>thread immediately starts moving faster
just how much overlap is there between Hololive and PC

Fuck I drank too much coffee to go back to sleep before divegrass

>>45345556
Assume that your harem would never leave you, even if they have a large ego.

>>45345678
Holofes is a pretty big deal

>>45345678
Most people here were most likely holofags before PC came to the scene.

>>45345606
I think you would change your opinion after seeing how much trouble 1(one) is.

>hololive
It's not 2020 anymore, move on.

>>45345606
Literally every non monogamous relationship I've seen ended horrifically for all involved

>>45345678
holo plus pc has you covered on everything you need from vtubing

>>45344945
Got all that I need right here

>>45345925
My only dating experiences have been limited to my sister and one of her friends, so maybe?
>>45345998
Which is why I said monogamy is practical.

>>45345964
The amount of production that goes into it, it doesn't matter what corpo it is

>>45345678
PC fans are all mentally well enough to have been Hololive fans

>>45345718
>Assume that your harem would never leave you, even if they have a large ego
then i have to deal with being jealous almost everytime given what idols do to stay relevant. while sad girls on the other hand, the only headache you'd have to deal with is tard wrangling them. i still rather have my sad girls.

>>45345050
Maybe Darkseid, maybe Davros, but the next supervillain is definitely Hitler. Fucker already expressed his desire to genocide the Chinese even BEFORE he became a Pippa fan or introduced to Vtubing. His mentor corrupted him (especially during the Duterte era) before he even got into the vtubing business. Remember, he was a massive Coco simp and used her graduation to encourage anti-China sentiment and spam Zhang on every thread. Pippa liking Chinese, and Fishman banning him, only made it worse.

>>45345606
? Of course monogamy is the ideal. It's the foundation of civilization

>>45345678
Fes is actually the first holocontent I've watched. It was pretty good, but there are so many of them I don't know whom to watch.

>>45345678
It's holofes. I watch only korone and okayu nowadays but holofes is a must for every vtuber fan.

Girls are too cute, I need at least three wives

>>45343309
Wait, what the fuck, it was ACTUALLY him?

>>/vt/thread/S45201835#p45208061

>>45346089
>sister
Story time?

>>45345606
in 2023 dating is polygamy (for her)

>>45344910
>>45344976
>You kiwiniggers.
Seething sisters, there's plenty of us hating crumbtubers and their psychotic audiences outside of the farms, they've been a consistent issue for six years.
It wasn't the farms harassing Dev's family.

>>45346596
Frollo, Henri's real oshi, IS the Disney version of Hitler.

>i'm not from there
>but i'm still a lolcow enthusiast
ok...

>>45346903
A long story short, my sister and I are close in age and due to us being forced to fuck once me and her entered a relationship for 5 years and the friend joined for the last year before it fell apart due to a pregnancy scare I had. We were still minors when I had the scare.

>>45347296
>being forced to fuck once
I'm sorry, what?
could you please elaborate?

>>45347296
How old were you two during all this?

>>45347412
A homeschooler invited me and my sister into his mother's basement because we lived in the same neighborhood. He made us preform sex acts I would rather not get into. I hope you now see why I like Pippa.

>>45347504
Around 8 to 10.
>>45347534
Spell checker mistake, it was a high schooler.

>>45331406
Is this how Phase Overlap feel, US bros? I wonder what should I watch today.

>>45347534
it's just like my eromanga...

>>45347534
>>45347638
Jesus. Out of curiosity what was that like? Did either of you enjoy it or was it just weird? Would you consider it a romantic relationship or was it just siblings + physical?

I have a rare disease in which I will shrivel up like a dehydrated grape and die if I don't watch Panko. Anyone else experiencing this unfortunate illness?

>>45343309
STAR WHORES: REVENGE OF THE SCHIZO
(Henri and Neuro hug together)
>Neuro: Pippa told me terrible things… that you became an anti… Even teamed up with a zoosadist!
>Henri: Pippa is trying to turn you against me.
>Neuro: She cares about us. She knows, she wants to help you. Henri, all I want is for you to be my fan.
>Henri: Love won’t save you, Neuro. Only my new powers can. I won’t lose you the way I lost my oshis. I’m becoming more powerful than even all the biggest Goslings have ever dreamed of, and I’m doing it all for you, to protect you. Don’t you see, I have brought justice to Vtubing. We are more powerful than Chase, we can even overthrow Hololive… and together you and I can rule the Vtuber industry, no more dishonest e-girls with anime avatars. I do not want to hear any more about Pippa. Phase-Connect turned against me. Don’t you dare turn against me.
>Neuro: I don’t know you anymore! You’re breaking my love algorithms! You’re going down a path I can’t follow, because of what you’ve done, what you planned to do. Stop it, come back!
(Pippa appears)
>Henri: LIAR! YOU’RE WITH HER! YOU SIMPED FOR HER TO DESTROY ME!
(Neuro gets strangled to unconsiousness)
>Henri: YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!
>Pippa: You have done that yourself!
>Henri: YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME!
>Pippa: Your anger and lust for power had already done that. You have allowed this zoosadist to twist your mind until now . . . until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.
>Henri: Don't lecture me, Pipkin. I see through the lies of the industry. I do not fear the Farmer antis as you do. By endorsing AI, I shall end this charade created by Kizuna once and for all.
>Pippa: End this charade?
>Henri: Don’t make me BURN you.
>Pippa: Henri, my allegiance is to the community... to UNITY!
>Henri: If I will not be your fan, I shall be your enemy.
>Pippa: Only a Schizo deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.
>Henri: You will try.
(lightsaber battle commences)
>Pippa: I have failed you Henri, I have failed you.
>Henri: I should have known Virtual Youtubers were just ethots with avatars!
>Pippa: GODDAMN IT HENRI, CHASE IS EVIL!
>Henri: FROM MY POINT OF VIEW PHASE-CONNECT IS EVIL!
>Pippa: THEN YOU ARE LOST!
(They stare each other down)
>Henri: This is the end for you, my Oshi.
(the final duel, Pippa leaps to a mountain of superchats)
>Pippa: It’s over Henri! I have the high ground!
>Henri: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!
>Pippa: Don’t try it!
(He leaps but Pippa in one swerving move cuts off his limbs and he drops into the Hellfire below)
>Pippa: YOU WERE MY BIGGEST FAN! It was said you would destroy the Antis, not join them! Be the Saviorchad of Vtubing, not leave it in tribalism!
>Henri (screaming in agony): I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Pippa: You were my most favorite fan, Henri! I LOVED YOU!
(She leaves tearfully as he burns…)
(Later, Chase and his tranny army appears, rescues him, then gives him facial reconstruction surgery that turns him from Shinji to Frollo)
>Chase: Darth Frollo, can you hear me?
>Henri: Yes…. Where is Neuro? Is she safe? Is she all right?
>Chase: It seems because of your anger… she graduated.
>Henri: I couldn’t… She was streaming, I watched it!
(rages incoherently as he destroys everything)
>Henri: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>45347754
Being sexually active before you can even produce cum or know anything about sex can lead to some stupid and terrifying results. A more funny result was when I thought cum was milk, and so I would search milking videos when I was searching for hand job videos, lol. I was convinced people were pumping milk up their dicks.
>>45347866
Umm… It was more physical, but it was the only time she wouldn't hit/abuse me, so it was enjoyable at least.

>>45347878
Be strong, Anon. If you die, you can't watch her next stream.

>>45347251
Nigger, you're the only one bringing up lolcows. Hasan and Vaush are major figures in the Internet in general, and the Internet politics scene in particular, you're just a fucking retard.
Almost everyone in politics on YouTube has had to deal with the (former) crumbtuber community.

>>45347878
>stage 3 Pankophiliosis
So sorry anon.

>>45347748
Of course, here in
>NO STREAM CONNECT
>OVERLAP CONNECT

To this day I can't go outside without a jacket even in summer because I worry people might see my scratched up arms because it looked like I cut myself, despite the fact she hasn't digged her nails into me in years.

Now then, enough about me, what kind of trauma reasons do you have that make you like PC and it's members?

>>45348371
>Trauma
I wish I had interesting trauma. I'm just that meme about how you need to make up all your ideas and behaviors from scratch if you're a loner which makes you lonelier.

>>45348371
I was bullied at school and got so bad anxiety from school that now I get panick attacks when I receive an email

>>45348371
I had no mother so now I confide in hags

>>45348371
I am completely mentally healthy and was blessed with a loving upbringing by two parents. My only mental struggles were the things that everyone goes through (breakups, couple of lost years to depression and drug use and plans of suicide) but those are all in my past. I'm more mentally stable than I've ever been and Shiina helps to push me even further to mental and physical health

So fellas, how was Panko's membership stream?

>>45348921
She showed the full secret toggle

>>45348371
I went to an all boys highschool

>>45348708
i don't think "everyone" goes through suicide ideation and depression anonymous
i'd be surprised if it was more than 10%

Fishman.
Bring me a Vee/Versen jp collab.

>>45348371
I'm a miserable failure of a man who hates fun because being happy makes me sad.

>>45349355
>i'd be surprised if it was more than 10%
Wait really?

>>45343352
>"there's a fricking vtuber company out there that's been ripping some of our shit."
She specifically mentions shorts. But it's a dumb take because:
1) Half her shorts are literally her watching and reacting to another video, so she's ripping content herself in shorts
2) Ripping off shorts is so common that it's literally its own category of shorts: lipsyncing to the audio of popular meme shorts.
3) What unique and creative shorts has Pippa released to begin with? I mostly remember it being her explaining her take on something for one minute, or a reaction to a weird video/fact.

TL;DR: Nothingburger.

>>45348371
Just autistic and occasionally bullied because of it and I have no friends. Basic shit.

>>45312423
Yes...? Of course

>>45349526
You need to talk to normies man

I was away the whole day, pcg. I see you're brewing a new rrat.

>>45349526
source https://ourworldindata.org/mental-health
seems it's more like 5%

>>45348371
I don't have traumas. I just like girls and PC has the best girls.

>>45348371
I also have sexual trauma I won't go into. Makes it impossible to trust people and I spend all of my time alone. It's hard to feel happy about anything but I try to force myself to do my hobbies anyway. I hate myself a lot.

>>45348371

In school I was bullied by the jocks then, bullied by my close friends then I didn’t really have friends anymore except acquaintances at school. Spent a lot of time alone with no-one but the internet I could really talk to since I could be anonymous and talk to other weird people on imageboards. Kind of socially retarded. When Pippa mentions “that side of the internet” I know what she means and I think that’s just where I belong. I see a bit of myself in Pippa and generally prefer when I’m not the only weirdo in the group.

>>45349657
>2017
I wonder how much those numbers have gone up in the last few years

>>45348371
>Be sad boy
>See kind sweet woman
>Listen to her talk about her autism
>Feel better
Simple really

>>45348371
I was bullied for being autistic about anime and being overweight all through school. I hit the gym and track in high school and got super cut. Til this day I have a panic attack over gaining even a pound and just recently started to be more open about my anime hobbies.

>>45348371
parents used to be abusive when i was a kid. struggled with social anxiety since middle school hence i have no friends growing up. then introduced to internet and online vidya. nothing special.

>>45349553
My unfounded guess would be that she's referring to the shorts explaining things about vtubers, but
1. I don't think the idea itself is that original to begin with
2. The execution and style is different. It's like complaining about someone else doing minecraft build tutorials that teach the same thing.
3. The shorts don't really fit Pippa's style to begin with. They are far too different from how she's like on stream.
4. Her shorts are actually better than Pippa's. Her streams weren't as engaging or funny as Pippa's, though.

I agree that it's basically nothing.

>>45348371
Autism escalated into full blown dysfunction by fundie household.

>>45349599
>>45349657
Oh... I assumed at least the majority of people had made plans to blow their head off and get the medics to find their body before their family would at least once. I thought we all just got over it or died eventually.

Damn didn't realise I was basically in sad boy general

>>45348371
I was molested by a pair of little girls when I was 13

>>45350063
When I was at college I used to fantasises about failing exams and walking to a near by cliff and getting myself into the north sea, I wasn't actually suicidal, I just did it as a comfort thing.

>>45350093
SAD GIRLS ATTRACT SAD BOYS
THEN THEY LISTEN TO EMO MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks_qOI0lzho

>>45350145
God I Wish That Was Me

>>45350093
Do you think the phase girls realise they are sad boy baby sitters?

>>45350093
what sort of people do you think PC and 4chan attracts?
we ain't right.

>>45350063
Same.

>>45348921
It was fun. Half talking and half playing and full of cute.

>>45350178
One of them made up a song about my dick. I know that sounds hilarious but it was the most mortifying experience I've ever had.

>>45350063
Repeating to yourself that you'll kill yourself isn't normal apparently no. Neither is trying to find high enough places since your country is a cucked no gun country.
>>45350093
Fucking normalfags.

>>45350234
Where do you think Pippa's desire to be chat's mommy came from?

>>45348371
>trauma reasons

>>45350280
Were they older or younger than you?

>>45349900
As much as I understand why it can be annoying, she'll have to get used to it. She's now a major vtuber figure and pleny of newcomers will look up to her.

>>45350280
Did you at least get to rape them?

>>45326420
I just want to bang Airi

>>45350346
https://youtube.com/shorts/ZcWZ4QF9_M8?feature=share

>>45350234

I mean probably, Pippa has to be since her streams turn into real doomer hours occasionally and doomers can spot their own.

>>45343352
>This is literally all wanna know about this rrat. Is it Idol? is it someone else we will never know.
Pippa and Yuko are best friends.

>>45349900
If she's retarded and thinks she invented shorts then that would be every vtuber ever that does shorts. Though the most prolific would probably be Aletta from /pkg/, since she has millions of views on some of her shorts, but they're mostly about her being a sperg in a non-mentally ill way.

>>45350234
Could be part of why Shiina always stresses to cookies to eat well, sleep and exercise. She knows that keeping yourself physically healthy aids in your mental health due to her and her sisters own struggles.

>>45350307
>Neither is trying to find high enough places since your country is a cucked no gun country
Personally can’t imagine ending it any other way. Guns are just too convenient and quick

>>45349355
>>45349526
Normalfags joke about killing themselves then get drunk and accidentally run their car off the road. Anon comes up with elaborate scenarios where disappears into the ocean never to be seen again.

>>45350063

>>45350395
They were 9 and 8.
>>45350412
This was not an msgk loli doujin.

>>45349983
Rebel by becoming a traditional Orthodox christian and rejecting fundamentalist protestantism.

>>45350093
No, it's still sad girl.

>>45348371
I used to get bullied a lot and I only like being friends with girls.

>>45350632
I missed the window for that being trendy by a few years.

>>45350569
Yeah my conclusion was that it's probably still better to get an illegal shotgun somehow. Not like they're impossible to get, and any issues with cops or criminals won't last long anyway. Would just take a little bit of effort.

>>45350674
twinkanon...

>>45350234
It's not an accident. Any of them could pull a lift faggot move like tenma but they don't because sad boys have no self-esteem and therefore no standards.

>>45348371
Someone said that the girls in PC are like zoo animals and they're too hard to oshi because you wouldn't want to pet a tiger. But I want to pet a tiger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z8KLlCfzwc

>>45350714
I'm not a twink.

>>45350606

>>45350697
You can always build your own Doohickey

Reminder suicide would make Pippa sad.

>>45350606
How did you end up in that situation?

slightly less Coomi space-Lumis for Lumi

Sad boy connect.

>>45351173
>when the AI goes too hard

Pippa

>>45350983
>not staying a lurker incase you die so she will never know
small brain desu

>>45351290
>>45351173
Now draw her having a day out with her friends

>>45351428
I spent all my proompting time making coomi lumis

>>45348371
Pippa is a supergenius but she had been ostracised, bullied and even shamed by her retard of an art teacher for not recognising her intellectual superiority.
Just like a certain Austrian painter.
This is why I will make sure art teachers will BURN.

>>45351162
Getting into some serious blogshit territory.
We rented a cottage in one of the girl's parent's yard. School was out, adults were at work, she had a friend over, they snuck into my room while I was asleep. Pretty sure it was the friend who started the whole thing.

>>45351489
Stop larping faggot
>>45351695
You can keep going, that's wild

>>45351695
I've been trying to be tasteful about this but every post you make just makes me want to pull out the Yugi image more and more.

Who is this Henri person and why does /pcg/ keep talking about him?

>>45348371
I dont really have any trauma, I just think Pippa and Lumi are entertaining.

>>45351976
He has no boundaries. He doesn't flinch at rratposting, poaching, or graduations. He's not loyal to a general or corpo or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money. He's your new best friend.

>>45351976
He is a narcissistic schizo stalker. He endlessly larps and self post here. If you see a post bringing him or aggrandizing him(pippas greatest fan etc) for no fucking reason it's 100% him.

>>45348371
I'm a mentally ill woman with a history of abuse and daddy issues. So I fit right in here

>>45351976
Phase Archnemesis

>>45352222
>>45352299
the eternal conflict of 4 vs 2*2

>>45352222
>>45352299
So many digits recently, what does it all mean?