/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

This Ame look cuter desu
Can we keep her instead of our usual Ame?

I love Mori!

I love Ina!

Pavolia...
Subscribe to her channel and buy her membership.

I love Ame so much, bros!

>thought Ame would get filtered hard
>she's so sunk into it and is approaching 6 hours
TEAMATES I KNEEL

So from what I understand, Ame has to figure out how people died by walking around in these freeze frame environments and piecing together who was who and what happened? And for each one you solve that's closer to completion?

dog

>>4525543
私もイナが大好き!

Oyasame!

>>4525616
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG8iAtpavK4

Watching Ame actually picking up the pace with the investigation as she's really piecing things together and names are being dropped down so her progression has been steady. Still though 1800s sound messed up, you're telling me they had to deal with Zeus, the Kraken, killer giant shrimp, clams and crabs and even vengeful mermaids?!
While Kanata and Coco have met up with each other in Minecraft and are now working on different parts of the topography Kanata wants to create and they're being adorable in their streams just like two folks who are "close friends" and not "husband and wife."
Final reminder that Haachama just went and dropped her 2st Original song onto our laps and said watch it and if you listened to her you'd have you ears and eyes blessed with a full eigo song accompanied with an incredible MV and great mixing. If you didn't listen to her then congratulations on having on being dumber and lower than a dung beetle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mj2QJE-UOI
So friends, where we at?

>>4525616
Every three person you get right gets confirmed but otherwise yes.

Trying to find a good animal charity is a fucking scam. I really hope Amelia is able to find someone good.

What the FUCK did Gura mean by this?

>>4525613
based

HoloEN Love

>>4525606
Just because she likes it doesn't mean she's good at it lmao

Reminder that this hobby is for theatre kids and if you aren't a theatre kid then you gotta get

Tonight we won against Chumcords, Chum/vt/s

>>4525000
Dunno, but I do know I want to fuck both of the main girls. Replying again because image limit

>>4524218
Sorry, but I want to shit on it in this thread to and make the archive reps for it easier.

>>4525643
Right here Ayamefriend!

>>4525616
Basically yeah. The freeze frames all happen at different points in time too, so it's not like they're all events happening concurrently.

>>4525543
H-hey.. m-me too!!!

https://files.catbox.moe/wdxqrg.png
https://files.catbox.moe/7gx2gp.png

>>4525543
Ame too!!

>>4525653
She'll have an average playthrough which is better than retards that take more than 15 hours. Looks like it'll take her 8-10 hours in total.

>>4525645
Just give it to PETA they love animals :^)

>>4525643
Right here, Ayamefriend!

>>4525543
Me too!

>>4525643
Hey Ayamefriend, have you ever sent Superchats to Ayame?

I threw my hat into the ring for voicing that garbage, fun fact, you can hear me cracking limbs to distract myself from the absurd fucking cringe of this post at the beginning!
https://voca.ro/1mjjYZXfE9hl

Mmlo love
Please archive her stream next time anons

>>4525654
I can't believe that one kfp killed anon...

>>4525652
>the tweet is't real
IT'S REAL

>>4525653
I know the two get conflated a lot but getting filtered isn't the same as not being good.

>>4525606
To be fair, it was a reasonable assumption

>>4525643
Right here ayamefriend!

>really hungry, want to make dinner
>can't pry myself from ame's stream because FOMO
looks like i'm going to starve to death bros.

>>4525696
>We were the voices in her head the whole time

>>4525643
Right here Ayamefriend! I'm so glad Ame is enjoying Obra Dinn.

>>4525645
>Trying to find a good animal charity is a fucking scam.
Especially since she wants to focus on shelters.

>>4525714
be like InAme schizo and skip meals to watch streams. it's meal replacement because you get full of Ame instead

Towa mention

Which streams are good to listen while fapping to that chuuba Koikatsu's Card?

i like this song

>>4525666
>Virgil
Still painful to read, so glad Dante's is going to be way better with ad libbing and such, and Vergilanon's script being actually worthwhile

Kanata is a redstone engineer!

I really like this stream teamates

>French accent
Ame...

Magic cunny!

you just know ina has an unkempt bush

Yagoo likes the Holostars more because they actually talk to him and do more than act disgusted whenever he's brought up.

>>4525694
Sent $20 during her birthday, otherwise I've just been her member.

Ame's stream is so fun no one will notice that I still working on this
https://files.catbox.moe/35kqaz.jpg

>>4525665
Lots of good stuffing art of those two

>>4525643
Right here, Ayamebro!

Help I've succumbed to doomfaggotry and now I'm feeling bummed out that there's a chance Gura won't play any of the video messages on stream.

>>4525714
No wireless headphones? Or hell, you could just bring your phone with you and prop her up on the table or something.
It'll be like you're making dinner for her too! Romantic~

>ame doesn't realize she misidentified the bosun

lmao

I would kneel if she actually finishes Obra Dinn this stream

I'm worried about Ame. Is she getting her jaundice treated?

>>4525695
why why why why why why why

>>4525643
>Insulting the Dung Defender like that

>>4525687
She does have chat nudging her. Though she's figuring out most of it by herself.

>>4525764
I was just about to ask, fucking neat.

>>4525764
holy shit man nice coloring

Hmmm? my wallet seems to be getting lighter...
https://litter.catbox.moe/ch9xgj.png

Kanata is a genius

>>4525714
Just raise the volume to the max m8

I'm gay for watamelonposters

>>4525764
Good shit man, keep going. This gonna be posting anywhere else, like Pixiv or anything?

>>4525643
I'm here!
Suddenly feeling really tired, so I might end up falling asleep here soon.

>>4525577
Who doesn't?

Do you milquetoast niggerfaggots defending clipniggers finally understand? Is such a display of utter SOULESNESS not enough perturb and sicken you? Clip NIGGERS should be bullied, berated, and if possible, BEATEN mercilessly like the dogs they are.

>>4525764
I noticed
Great work anon. Keep it up!

>>4525764
Keep it up anon, turning out great

>>4525801
ack forgot to attach image

>>4525790
Dung Defenders more like Dung Chumps.

>>4525645
>>4525688
She genuinely should just use the money to help animals directly herself. Maybe save some feeder mice from getting eaten, adopting a dog that's about to get put down. Shit like that.

>>4525643
Masturbating to you, Ayamefriend!
https://files.catbox.moe/xoeivu.mp4

>>4525714
Don't you have a phone?

>>4525779
... I'm sure Gura would appreciate it either way....

>>4525714
just put in some earbuds and listen on your phone bro

>>4525817
I will post on pixiv later

So what do you think about this KFP site?
https://vivalakiara.com/

>>4525824
i agree but what the fuck is this in reference to

>>4525824
they leave on their own to the next fornite star

>>4525801
Card?

>>4525840
Oh god Ame buys 5 dogs and a bird.

DON'T OPEN, OR YOU'LL BE ROPED IN FOREVER.

>>4525840
The easiest, and safest charity is Saint Jude Childrens Hospital, but she already said its a dog charity so she cant switch now.

>>4525695
Thank you for suffering with me, anon.

>>4525643
I miss the image slot stealing mesugaki and I'd be thankful if you'd rectify that.

It is so bizzarre seeing Ame concentrated, thiking and being smart, I think my sporadic waching of her, mosly playing FPS games has given me a flawed vission of her.
Or is this new to teamates also?

>>4525695
Now I want to die, thank you anon.

>>4525853
Based anon

>>4525695
Jesas...

>>4525824
But anon, what if those clipniggers are employed by Cover/one of the girls?

>>4525645
Animal charities are Retirement home tier

>>4525840
I pictured Ame spending $75k to buy a warehouse full of rrats.

I love Gawr Gura.

>>4525613
Whoa.

>>4525835
Quit that, Ayamesugaki.

>>4525875
I think its fine if no one has given any money yet.

>>4525842
This is very cute but where's the part where she chugs an entire 6 pack of sodas?

>>4525764
nice, love it

>>4525856
Seeing Kiara jumpscare herself was great.

>>4525794
That makes it fun too, it's like we're working together a little bit (like her little investigators or whatever it was she said). Backseating/spoilers haven't ruined things too much either as I'd feared they might.

>>4525695
I like the crack of your bones, anon.

>>4525695
You put too much effort into this.
Thank you.

>>4525883
She was like this during her outerwilds arc.

>>4525863
https://litter.catbox.moe/8al47d.png

>>4525883
It's nice to see her actually being a detective instead of pandering to her twitch audience

I really love towa!

>>4525740
I'm trying to go to bed but I can't stop thinking of how hot Rushia's small, frail, defenseless body is

>>4525883
>He wasn't here for Outer Wilds

>>4525695
What was the song that played during the Virgil part?

>>4525879
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

>>4525883
She gets like this when she is really into a game and fully immersed. Watch her Outer Wilds playthrough if you want more of that side of hers.

>>4525909
Timestamp?

>>4525695
you sound fat but that adds to the cringe underage shitcord post so okay

>>4525652
GURA VS YAGOO AT SUMMERSLAM

>>4525864
Yeah fortnite we bout to get down

>>4525695
thank you for your service

>>4525919
Thank You
The card has been added to the archive

>>4525932
Is this a joke or are you just not into DMC

>>4525883
This just like her outer wilds stream

>>4525643
Right here!

>>4525856
I liked the little Takotori section of the Minecraft server

>>4525920
>calls Ame's audience "twitch audience" when you have Gura in the same gen
Gura's chat is a blur of bad memes compared to Ame's

>>4525883
newfag

>>4525824
Not only do I watch every single clip of my oshi, I also do that without watching her streams and I'm posting from my phone

>>4525750
I like it too anon, good soundpost

>>4525666
That was so bad I still have goosebumps from reading it half an hour ago.

>>4525948
https://youtu.be/YWIxxdYgDJA?t=1652

>>4525986
>I'm a giant faggot that doesn't actually have an oshi
That's all you had to say

>>4525695

>>4525973
The Virgil part is a joke, pretty sure how that's how they spelled it
My request for the song was not a joke

>>4525883
Honestly Ame's detective kayfabe is one of my favorites for moments like these. Seeing her absorbed into a detective game and concentrating is really fun.

I'd like to cordially invite everyone here to visit Haachama's 3rd Anniversary stream in 9 hours! We'll have homemade snacks and a cute Chammers https://youtu.be/aNAHJGK2PJY

>>4525824
>>4525892

>>4524218

>Coco and Kanata currently playing Minecraft
>Suisei and I currently having intense sex
It's a good day in the Holohouse.

>>4526005
It's Vergil's theme, anon. Vergil 2.

>>4525922
I miss Towa's deep voice.

>>4526000
Come on anon, you're really falling for such obvious bait?

>>4525764
Hopefully you'll get the feet ironed out. Looking good so far.

>>4525750
God the hype cycle around MGSV was unreal. The game itself had no way of living up to it, even if Konami hadn't gone apeshit on Kojima and the staff at the end

>The Bowson's Mate can be found out in the wild
All me.

>>4525934
Then I'd better hope that whoever used to do that happens to read my post, purely by chance.

>>4525695
Kudos to you for actually voicing that pile of shit, you actually sound like what i'd imagine someone from the discord would, regardless if that was your intention or not

>>4525999
KEK

Why is KFP like this?

I dont want to be horny anymore bros...

>>4525867
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tatsukete!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>4525986
>my oshi
She's not your oshi, anon. You're just a retarded faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHGQL7YS02I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHGQL7YS02I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHGQL7YS02I

>>4526014
Wow, our monthly chamers stream! Hype!

I'm kinda hoping Ame forgets to change her model back to normal and shows up like this next stream

>>4526000
anon... pls...

>>4525999
Adorable

>>4526020
Thanks anon.

>>4526021
We all do...

>>4525883
>he believed the rrats that ame is dumb
She may be a bit scatterbrained and impatient sometimes but she's not actually dumb.

>>4526046
t.

>>4526041
Absolutely the intention, to the point of pinching my nose to make it work better at times.

>Japanese culture! Work til ya die!
Coco.. not out loud...

It feels like Ame is going in circles which is causing her to go in circles which is causing her to go in circles which is causing her to go in circles.

>>4526046
Based, Ame should sleep.

I can't believe Kanata and Coco just slept together on stream...

How did Ame get a new model just for this stream??

>>4526047
Sorry anon, but you can't escape the horny

>>4525695
The fuck is the context to this

>>4525883
It's not new per se. She's not super smart or anything, but if you've followed her from the start then you might conclude that her typical boneheaded approach is more out of a lack of trying than her inability to think like this.
To examine another playthrough, Antichamber was messier than this one for mostly one reason: the game allowed her to approach it that way, so she did. (I liked that playthrough just because her brute-force approach was so bizarre.)

>>4526027
>footfags
Leave

>>4526046
This motherfucker isn't a real KFP. we know 5 hours is fucking nothing

>>4526014
Sorry but the new song was just so disappointing I can't follow her anymore

>>4526046
He's just keeping the peace.

Why does Ame have a tinge of green in her hair, is she dogwhistling that Koopa got in Gen2?

How would Haachama react to spontaneously developing hyperlactation syndrome?

Unironically, why would >we even make Joseph the “symbol of unity” when there’s literal Holos who’re mega unity. Ex: Fucking Ame herself and Fubuki

>>4525986
>chumbud
Not surprised to be honest

>>4526046
Does any other fanbase put their fanbase name into their username?

>>4526046
Did this get deleted?

>>4526014
WOWEE, IF I GO TO BE RIGHT NOW I MIGHT WAKE UP IN TIME TO WATCH IT

>>4526014
I'll be there and I hope my oshi shows up too

What HoloEN ship would best describe KanataxCoco?

>>4526093
She just changed the contrast/coloring on her model.

For me it's Coco

>>4526142
kill yourself!

>>4526100
mmm.. chubbers...

>>4526093
La creatividad

>>4526125
Because faggots HAVE to be self inserting thread celebrities, you just don't understand

>>4526124
Cute

>>4525695
I got to the niece part and had to close it sorry anon

>>4526031
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I really miss those days, no game release since has ever come close to the frenzy of schizophrenia, excitement, and anticipation that game caused.

>A thread for the discussion of homeward-bound mistress of mystery collabs, Calliope Mori, and everyone else she's gonna collab with someday soon.
they just can't stop being cringe

>>4526130
SSRB

>>4526125
Because at the time it was funny to act like some rando who looked like a slav and was hyper positive in every holos replies was "the symbol of unity."

>>4526121
No, it's a sign of her transformation into EN's Rushia. She's tired of not getting 30 akasupas a stream.

>>4525645
I wish she'd donate to Hopes for Paws. They actually upload videos to show what your money is going to.

>>4526125
When the fuck is the last time Unity Jason has even come up?

Is this the Okakoro of JP?

>>4526105
Cmon my dude. The WIP doesn't even have toenails.

>>4526125
FBK has always been a symbol of unity. Joseph was just a meme that got run into the ground.

>>4526100
This image is sickening. With a body like that she should be pregnant at all times

>>4526166
I'll never forget how Medicfags got laughed out of threads for being schizophrenics

stealing this image slot for mesugaki

>>4526167
I have never seen a good post with this image.

>>4526101
I wrote it for Gura's birthday

>>4525794
She also has the chat being more confused than her. This is Anti Chamber all over again.

>>4526124
I love them so damn much

>>4526167
Save it for before she streams when all the other deadbeats are awake and here

>>4526125
Stop thinking that all those replies are diferent people instead of being all Joseph

>>4526130
Some deadbeats kinda do. Just not nearly as much as KFP do

I've been feeling kinda horny lately after being abstinent for 2 weeks. How to stop this?

>>4526167
Deadbeats can't help it, it's in their bones.

>>4526140
Thanks bromie, me too

>>4526125
It got forced to death just like any meme in this place. This is when you realise that we have a large contingency of children that browse during specific hours.

How are Ame's ASMR streams compared to Gura's?

>>4526121
It's slightly triggering me because those are first gen game boy colors and not monochrome Macintosh colors. Also I'm pretty sure there's a filter mode you can set in the game that matches the color scheme she's using better than the default.

>>4526125
>>we
it was a literal faggot, that jumped into the bandwagon to be a fan of fandom, spamming it

>>4525840
Anon, no. It's not that simple. I have 4 dogs and 7 cats, all rescues. They eat up so much time when I'm not working that it's absolutely stressful and I wouldn't put that on anyone who's living alone.

Megasuki

>>4526223
I don't know but I'm gonna try to not fap for like the next week and see if that helps me to stop being so horny 24/7

>>4526178
A few threads ago.

>>4526223
Jerk off 3 times in rapid succession.

>>4526223
God I wish this was a real Gura doujin

>>4526101
>discord niggers saw the dante voice actor gift
>decided to steal the idea but with virgil's voice actor
>they create the most soulless, clip nigger script possible

>>4526243
Making her laugh with a supa was the highlight of my week today. I love her too much.

>>4526226
heh

>>4526223
Keep your mind occupied maybe? Read a book or play a game that you can get invested in.

>>4526243
Same ga suki

>>4526155
>>4526197
Who's to say there isn't a baby bump hiding under her chub?

>>4526014
I hope Haachama and you haatons have a good time.
Personally I lost interest in Haachama a while ago since apparently I'm the only one who preferred her before the change.

Amelia is really getting tripped up by this dude's hat

This game is filtering the shit out of me bros. Gotta power through for ame...

>>4526192
There are literal tits, vagina and asshole to be seen on top of nice thighs and tummy, I couldn't give less of a fuck about some toe nails nigga

>>4525643
1800s are pretty messed up my friend. Just wait till the Chinese cut off the British tea supply, then you'll see what a sea monster really looks like.

>>4526248
It'll make it worse. You probably have a high level of testosterone which will always make you horny no matter what. It's much healthier to jerk off once every day so that you can clear your head and get stuff done. Don't do it any more than that otherwise you'll do the opposite. Essentially, it's all about balance.

>>4526223
flick your bean to cunny
https://files.catbox.moe/yinwat.mp4

Do you guys know that i love Gura?
Now you know

>>4526236
It definitely wasn't one person because when back on /jp/ I'd tell retards to stop posting him and get 2-3 people telling me to fuck off and that I'm an anti unity newfag.

I really wonder if its possible to brute force this game, because she sure is trying to.

>>4526234
Don'tk now what Gura's are like but I've seen two of Ame's ASMR
The sleepy one where she speaks softly and it sounds like you're laying next to her
And the hotel ASMR which is basically that, and then tries to do some more typical ASMR stuff but in typical Ame fashion something messes up, but it's adorable
The second one is a bit scuffed in the sense that it was done with a traveling set up and you could also hear the hotel fan
I just love it when Ame talks like that

Ame should unironically play a Scooby Doo game

>>/vt/?task=search2&search_filename=1621924840174.jpg

Kanata cute

>>4526223
resistance is futile, you WILL chum to cunny

>>4526261
To be accurate it wasn't even a "they" it was just one guy, see >>4525779

>>4526184
WHEN WILL KORONE AND OKAYU WATCH PORN TOGETHER ON STREAM?

>>4526314
She's making assumptions like most people do.
She will have to bruteforce the topman names though, probably.

>>4526166
I feel like I'm the only person that liked MGS5. It has some of the smoothest gameplay I've experienced. The story wasn't what I was expecting and the twist was seen from miles, but the lore and gameplay were top notch

Only been checking in on Ame's stream.
Has she been enjoying it? It's over 5 hours by now, so I assume so.

>I like the sound of the rain, it's so relaxing~
This is real fucking comfy my guy

>>4526234
They're both good. I don't think Ame's set up her binaural mic yet but I'm looking forward to when she does.

>>4526322
A broken clock is right twice a day

>>4526311
True, it was a discord group, it is still the same mental ill behavior.

>>4526278
Imagine haachama not realizing she's already pregnant because she thinks she's just getting fat and all the bizarre shit she eats is actually pregnancy cravings and she was the pregnant holo all along.

>>4526321
Yeah, that one with the nasty screamer

>>4526339
she's at the hard part now and isn't getting pissed off, so yeah

Coco just not giving a fuck and letting her southern accent out full force is one of my personal favorite developments

>>4526339
Yeah, she finished the main part of the game and its just detective work now, but its been a joy if you like a comfy stream.

>>4526318
Sounds comfy. Gura has done one but it felt very intimate, especially when she started nibbling on our ears. She hasn't done another one since then which is killing me.

Post your favorite Ame.
This is my favorite Ame.

>>4526339
Shes enjoying it but shes basically clicking randomly at this point and has been for the past 40 minutes

I think the most offensive part about the discord message is that they insinuated that Dante had sex.

ITS BEEN 6 HOURS

Did Vergil anon find a way to still use his clip? Feel bad that he got cucked from a fan discord especially when the lines he gave to Dan relate to Gura getting easy mode from the door

Brothers.. please.. I request you share how your reps are going. I need motivation..

>>4526359
Is she speaking more english? I have Kanata on.

>>4526100
I NEED to impregnate Haachama or I'll fucking implode

>>4526333
I gotta do my reps because Korone hits all my buttons when it comes to streaming content. Her taste is very much in tune with mine.

>>4526291
>Mio cringe picture
>Terrible post
Every time.

>>4526335
Cause arr chinese have same name?

>>4526368
This ooooone~

>>4526375
read the last thread, onegai

TIA LOVE

>>4526368
I love this one, it's beautiful.

>>4526359
needs sauce

>>4526372
MASAKA

>>4526368
>Ray0

Is it ever explained why the hell this ship is doomed to Zeus's anger, Sirens, Crabs, Aliens and Homicides?

>>4526381
Her stream has pretty much been 50/50 for English and Japanese
Speaks Japanese for a little while then switches to English or sprinkles it into her Japanese

>>4526368
I've always loved this one

>coco stream
>bug post

>>4526376
I've almost finished my degree and these girls have helped with that

>>4526364
It sounded like she was working on a set-up to get rid of outside noise while using the 3DIO, so we might get one soonish. I'd guess she also wants to install that new acoustic paneling she's been talking about first.

When's the Gura menhera arc gonna start

>chumbuds are so uncreative that they have to steal the celebrity greeting idea from based lunaitos
lol

>>4526321
the old point-and-click ones? any scumm-like game would be great. i'd love to watch her find some missing kelp seeds with freddi.

>>4526382
Every time I see this image I swear it looks like Haachama is bottomless

>>4526384
You will never be a woman's sock.

>>4526368

OK I just saw the script for Discord Vergil and I want to fucking kill myself

>>4526376
Today I managed to leave the house and run a bunch of errands that I had been putting off for weeks. Nothing major but the satisfaction I got from being productive felt amazing.
Hopefully you're able to pull through anon.

>>4526375
Management responded to him, but it's hard to say whether they accepted his video or not. We'll find out which message they end up using during the actual stream.

>>4526405
I dont know, magic shell from Taiwan is my guess.

>>4526105
This is a footchad board fag

>>4526368

>>4526368

>>4526408
I must catch her at bad times then its always japanese when I watch. I can open her up on my tablet.

>>4526405
yes

>>4526405
stole a magic shell from some mermaids

>>4526405
It was a different time

>>4526417
>lunaaitos so uncreative they have to steal the celebrity greeting idea from based 35p
lol

>>4526413
I seriously can't wait. I've listened to the first one so many times that I know a lot of it by heart. Kinda fucked up but whatever.

>>4526372
Jezas fck I should've gone to bed a while ago....

>Ame's stream looks awesome, it seems bad to jump in mid-way so I'll catch the vod
>The stream is still going

I've made a mistake.

>>4526368
I have this as my phone background right now. It's like we're on a date!

>>4526046
>concernfagging for 5 hours when kiara regularly streams 7 hours a day
he's not kfp

Huh? Do watermelons come in different colors?

>>4526414
Right after the Ina one

Is Ame any close to beating the game?

>>4526405
Chinese artifact

>>4526405
Blame the formosa family

>had to step out an hour into the stream
>she's still going
I've been missing kino haven't I

>>4526368

>>4526368

>>4526105

>>4526414
after the Gurame offcollab
she'll get rejected hard by Ame

Oh god i wish i can have a girlfriend like Haachama, i want to fuck her while listening to her chuuni shits when i break her hymen. Please God, I want to impregnate Haachama so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful yummy tummy, radiant Crow like Oz. Like a Vampire Queen, having come down to Earth to sucks our bloods
Haachama is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her tits as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety Japanese cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some more. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.
God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don’t know what I’d do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her breakfast off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.
I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for her, nothing I wouldn’t say. I would beat my own mother to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Haachama's shining face. I wouldn’t even let myself cum until she gave me permission.
I love you, Haachama. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my daughter, my walking toilet, my everything. Say yes. I see it in your eyes, when you’re up there on that throne talking about nuking Japan or whatever. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Haachama. I’m waiting for you.
I’ll always be waiting for you.

>>4526417
>>4526445
Which happened first, Tony Hawk or Michel's VA? I thought Miko's was more recent.

>>4526442

>>4526368

>>4526438
Yeah as of this post she was speaking a lot of Japanese but then she asked an English question about watermelon colors, switched back to Japanese for a bit then once she saw enough answers for her question she answered in English

>>4526414
When her beloved membershrimps abandon her.

So is Ame still going because she feels guilty about yesterday?

>>4526461
Kinda, depends on how she'll do on the last few. She still has another stream of it scheduled for friday so maybe she should just find a few more and leave the rest for the next stream.

>>4526199
>All those insane PythonSelkan theories
>CHICO IS QUIET
>That guy that broke into the building at the address Zero's safehouse was in game thinking it would hold some kind of key for Chapter 3
>All these memories that feel so far away
You feel it too, don't you?

>>4526438
>I must catch her at bad times then its always japanese when I watch.
Same. Whenever I try putting her on it's at least 90% nihongo.
I just wish she'd do some eigo streams every once in a while.

>>4526368

https://twitter.com/anyamelfissa/status/1400302771090300930
https://twitter.com/anyamelfissa/status/1400302771090300930
https://twitter.com/anyamelfissa/status/1400302771090300930
https://twitter.com/anyamelfissa/status/1400302771090300930
https://twitter.com/anyamelfissa/status/1400302771090300930
https://twitter.com/anyamelfissa/status/1400302771090300930
https://twitter.com/anyamelfissa/status/1400302771090300930

>>4526474
b-based...

>>4526458
>>4526473
>>4526487
So never?

>>4526417
You are capable of writing better bait. I believe in you!

What's the southern accent of Japan? Kyushu?

Mori > Gura > Ina > Kiara > Ame

>>4526414
I love my oshi so I hope she's always happy HOWEVER it's most likely to happen after a few more EN generations come out and the viewership dilutes.

>ame changing something she had correct because she forgot
goddamn it

I have a severe medical condition where I die if I don't look at suisei's pubes at least once every hour.

>>4526368
Ame Ame Ame〜

>>4526105
>Draw fucked up feet
>Someone points it out
>FUCKING FOOTFAGS FOOTFAGS
What are you going to do when someone points out that the hip is wrong too?

>>4526438
It also depends what Game is she streaming. If it's Terraria Will be 90% English. Minecraft is 70% jap

>china

>>4526465
You're missing the hats deduction.

>>4526337
Wrong on both counts. It's praised everywhere as the perfect game, and every reviewer has given it a 10/10 despite being one of the most shallow games ever created. It plays like a game that is still at the conceptual stage, because most features or mechanics don't mesh well together. It still has a lot of the RPG elements from PW without making use of any of them, and there's almost no point to upgrading equipment when you can still headshot any enemy that isn't wearing a mask.
The story that was clearly meant to be in cutscenes was shoved into tapes instead, and it has no content beyond that aside from Kaz burgers. It's obvious that there's a ton of things that ended up being cut, but also that they didn't do anything to finish the game after sacking Kojima.

>>4526515
Terminalchama....

AHH, YOUTUBE CHAMA GET IT THE FUCK TOGETHER

>>4526368

>>4526504
The EN girls should follow Dagger's example

Ame, your british reps...

>>4526510
A very accurate charting of their hip-to-chest ratio!

>>4526368

>>4526517
>Hipfag

>>4526504
based Dagger

>>4526125
Maybe because Ame is his oshi

>>4526491
Are you retarded? She goes long for games she likes, its as simple as that.

>>4526515
RIP anon. Anemachi has become a cleanfreak and razor shaves Suisei every morning and does a thorough tongue inspection afterwards to catch any strays.

>>4526479
Miko's was first, for her birthday stream. Luna's was a few weeks later for celebrating 500k subscribers. The timeline is so close that I don't really think it matters which was first but that won't stop people from shitposting.

>>4526531
Despite the flaws, it's still a good game. Things don't always have to be black and white anon.

>spoilerkeks getting btfo
>even members
based

This one.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyl1z3jo3XHR1riLFKG5UAg

>>4526541
But all the EN girls already have ONE MILLION

>>4526515
Hey I got the same condition but with any chuuba

>>4526515
Make sure to tell Mori to PICK UP THE PHONE when you get to the other side

>>4526368
I like this Ame.

>>4526541
Ame LITERALLY has a highlighter being hired soon.

>>4526517
fucking hipniggers

>>4526368

I miss towa...

>>4526506
That's the joke, yes

>>4526491
>Ame has fun with game
>She streams for a long time

>>4526368
It's hard to choose one.

>>4526465
Yeah hat deduction and racial profiling

All deduction baby

>>4526504
>her "highlights" are full archive streams
she just doesn't give a fuck

>>4526414
>menhera arc
Which EN is most likely to rant about her own fanbase like Matuli does?

>>4526166
>I'm a Gosling.
>And you are too.
>No, he's the two of us, together.

>>4526385
Yeh, Their name is 草泥马

>>4526517
>footfags now thinking I'm the artists instead of someone just fapping to normal shit
sad

>Brute forces something
>"That wasn't luck!"
Sure.

>>4526504
>Monthly highlights
Actually a good idea. ENs should pick up on that even though Ame might not need it if her plan works the way she hopes

>>4526546
I want a cosplayer gf