/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

DO NOT QUASO

I love Mori!

KIARA LOVE

Gentlemen,
https://youtu.be/w7Vu8_EQVXc

ENTER COUNCIL

>>45185745
>>45185742
Based

>>45185742
same

KRONII TIME

Grow Mori grow!

My Ina!

>>45185733
quasogey

>let's have a Kronii dream
god I wish

Sana...

Matsuri is cute!

>>45185758
lol Council is such a failure

It's on-topic now

>>45185774
Matsuri is only good for pump and dump.

>>45185753
Tiappi...

Mori loves Council

>>45185751
psychic chuuba when?

>>45185691
I'll never forget the Dadbeats shirt Reine made for that one fishing collab that she had to change because of crying faggots.

Lapsama my friend

Daily reminder that Anya has fat tits.

>>45185751
Is mind Bae or Mumei?

>>45185779

>>45185778
More like ID3 is a huge success

Krobros...

>>45185742
Hey, me too!

>>45185779
Based Holopro supporter

>gura goes on medical leave
>hoocucks relentlessly shit on gura for months
>Mumei just up and ghosts all of hololive
>....
Why?

>>45185794
Fans really ruin a lot of kino shit

MORI BEATING THE TIME TRAVELLING OUT OF KRONIES

>>45185804
Anya has more important big assets

>>45185791

Should Mori be tied up?

>>45185821
it could be worse. At least they didn't make a dildo asset and show it on stream.

>>45185774
She IS! Watch Watame now or i’ll beat you up

>>45185779
Oops wrong soundpost

>>45185804
Cease

>>45185804
Of course, and I also refuse to take my meds

>Kronii dream
>it's about clocks getting beaten up
fitting...

>>45185778
what the fuck were they thinking? Myth was hugely successful, so let's go for the opposite? And then abandon the branch completely while making the fans pay for two generations of deadweight homoleeches?

>>45185794
the sheer amounts of seethe at the dad meme will never not be funny

Of all the "fanbase war" baits to pick, he chose the hoomans.
Kek.

>>45185850
Yes By me

Unfortunately, Quaso is a thing

Somehow I didn't think you could die in a Ranch simulator

Why are council in fes anyway? They're the least successful branch in hololive history and have actively damaged the brand name. Besides fes is for idols like Myth. Council are basically cam whores.

KIARA ON THE TELLY
https://www.twitch.tv/utanopandora
https://www.twitch.tv/utanopandora
https://www.twitch.tv/utanopandora

The idea of Kobo riding her scooter and cursing at uncles in traffic is very hilarious.

https://twitter.com/Kiminogeboku_/status/1634170055452917761

>>45185885
Quasonii...

>>45185864
>>45185865
I choose...I choose....the bigger one...

Kiara calling into the idol pandas birthday

>>45185865
>>45185804
Meidos, this one

>>45185876
/who/ is so fucking chill, I almost wish my oshi's general would be like it.

>45185893
mumei angle not giving you enough (You)s?

>>45185892
>Pandora has a Sonic the Hedgehog cake
based

>deadclocks

kiarachama....

Remember that there are Nijicucks, Vshojo trannies and even a very underaged Connofag camping these threads 24/24 because Hololive lives rent free in their frail and malformed minds.
While we enjoy Fes they get dramashit and cuckolding.

>>45185885
quaso culture...

I miss the detective...

>>45185892
QUASO?

>>45185885
Quaso yourselves!

>>45185914
Good choice

>>45185892
British or Australian?

>>45185893
crescent

Moom post

cute

>45185821
>45185854
>45185758
>45185778
>45185816
>45185893
Imagine whining about this TWO DAYS before Council showing up in 3D idol outfits, kek.

Kronies...

>>45185855
英語がは話せません

>sonic the hedgehog cake
what in the goddamn

>>45185962

>"ANY OTHER FUNNY NUMBERS YOU GOT"
Kiara kek

>>45185876
hoomans vs chumbuds, of all fanbase pair too.
fucking nijinigs, man

>idols never die
I wish

>Pandora bought the ticket for holofes when Kiara could have given her free codes
kek

>>45186014
Someone needs to post an updated grudgepost again when they went on stage.

>>45185892
>tunes in
>Kiara is berating Pandora for making 42069 jokes
Kiara..... it's her birthday.....

KIARA STOP YOURE SO AWKWARD FUCK

>councilschizo
Council are IDOLS

Mamatoris gonna watch HoloFes!

Kiara has free codes? Why didn't I get one?

>>45185892
Ayo?

i love towa
i accidentally overslept so i will have to go back on vods

Britbongs...

>>45186014
Thats the problem though. They shouldn't be there. They aren't idols and literally can never be idols since they are all massive whores. So why are they allowed there when it ruins everyone else's fun.

How is Pandora not in EN3 again??

kiara pls give me a code

>>45186097
Try being a cute girl.

>>45186104
me on the right

Who the fuck told Pekora it isn't spelled jork

>45186108
lol

>>45186113
she's boring.

>>45186013
where is the sonic cake?

>>45186113
>EN3
>>happening

>>45186010
Moom reply

SMOKING ON THAT BRITPACK EU SUPREMACY

JGBFGM
Is Ela farmin?

>>45186097
nobody likes you, aqua

I'm going fucking schizo
>Kiara I bought tickets!
>Oh, I would have given you a free code
>I can give the tickets to a friend
>who cares about your friends lol
KIARA

>>45186103
The Minecraft stream was pretty good, Towa seemed really happy, I'm not watching now because I don't really like Apex and Friend is streaming

>>45186113
Already collabed with EN on stream so now she can't

https://twitter.com/hololive_encafe/status/1636366960756920321
https://twitter.com/hololive_encafe/status/1636366960756920321
https://twitter.com/hololive_encafe/status/1636366960756920321
https://twitter.com/hololive_encafe/status/1636366960756920321
Cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js_-gKm1RYI
This song and MV is infinitely more of a filter and also better than Internet Overdose was but I bet Polka would still want to cover it

>>45186135
eh, we got her for 3y. Was a good run.

>>45185892
>open in new tab
>3 unskippable ads
>accidentally close tab
>re-opened tab to get 3 more unskippable ads
Why is sdfjgbijsdg thisa fucking website like this I swear to christ lkdnsfgjkndsfkg

>>45185983
kek

My favorite German word

I think Moom should kiss Ame

>>45186163
God what a weird bitch I kind of fucking love her

>>45185998
brit

>>45186180
adblockletchama...

>>45186164
>he doesn't know

>>45186150
I'm watching her and I honestly I have no idea. She spent like 20 minutes chasing one chicken around.

>>45186113
Cause there's no plans for EN3.

UKeks....

>>45186104
my mother in law holding my wife

>>45186150
She's a right regular cowgirl ah tell ya

>>45186072
you're awkward

FAKKIN BOIGAS INNIT

>>45186162
naruhodo towacraft is typically good apex is fine for me though tuna and mamano left so its less appealing

>preroll ad
Kek
Shameless

>>45186147
Moom quaso

kek kiara

>>45186206
ehm sir, these girls are sisters

Remember, official coverage of Holo Expo begins tomorrow night at 9:30PM EDT.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAYjyQPDR68
The concert itself begins at 5AM in the morning.
If you want to partake in the full festivities, strongly consider taking a nap in the middle of the day, or outright fucking up your sleep schedule tonight. If you only care about the concert portion of the event, then you only need to remember to wake up early.

>>45186180
Please be in Hartford, Connecticut

>>45186180
Yeah I stopped watching Twitch entirely after they forced that shit even though some of my favorite streamers are on there

>>45186251
I mean, that's pretty standard by this point.

>>45186113
Her and Milky Queen will both be EN3 as Mori and Kiara's nepo hires and to give the EU some love.

FUCKING BEANS

THINKING ABOUT THOSE BEANS

RE4R HYPE

>>45186206
>hoomate says some gay ass shit
Checks out.

watamelon

>>45186219
Council being such massive failures literally killed EN

>>45186113
Council needs at least one 1m+ sub member before Cover will even consider a new gen for the branch.

Kiara never lets go of a chance to rub some salt in Brexit wounds

VSaikyou roster updated

>>45186251
Twitch forces ads on streamers now, it’s not optional

this idol eatin beans

>>45186216
https://litter.catbox.moe/ni0a66.jpg

>>45186103
Minecraft was cute and fun, Apex with her wives was really fun and she's been in a really good mood, especially at the beginning.

>even though you're in the UK there's so many upsides to it
HOLY SHIT KIARA STOP BEING BASED

>>45185866
I'm a mythfag but I'm not delusional
Myth was such a success because:
>it was the start of COVID, everyone in their houses looking for things to watch
>they were the trailblazers of corpo vtubing in the west, powered by a beloved IP
>Gura's explosive growth

Without these 3 things, they wouldn't have as many subs as they do now. It was lightning in a bottle

>>45186251
Twitch literally forces it on streamers

>>45186251
Even the big streamers have been forced to turn them on

>>45186268
The C-commander?!

>>45186180
>lkdnsfgjkndsfkg
Why do women

>>45186264
That doesn't change anything

"COME TO AUSTRIA" Kiara cant help herself kek

I fucking hate the british

>>45186163
her friends need to earn it

Kiara stop, she's broke...

>>45186251
you need like 3 different adblockers on twitch

UKbros, is it that bad?

>>45186255

Watame is always relaxing to listen to

>>45186345
leave my sharkwife alone

>>45186251
even though youre retarded, yeah twitch is dogshit

>>45186206
Why do hoomans try so desperately to latch their whore onto myth? I know mumeis channel is literally dying but still have some fucking shame.

>>45186113
>dude just break your contract lmao

>>45186324
ty will go back and watch later

>>45186370
I moved to Vietnam to escape.

>>45186327
>powered by a beloved IP
let's undermine that IP with every subsequent generation! wait, the views are declining?

>>45186349
Based Austrian supremacist. Making uncle Adolf proud

>>45186268
I got a whole case of monsters to destroy my heart and sleep schedule

>>45186322
gross

>>45186359
Honestly, Kiara would probably pay for her flight. Or Kiara just coming to her.

>>45186163
based kiara desu

>>45186349
I mean, if plane tickets weren't still way too high, I would. I want to see the Alps.

Ngl, YT's homepage sent me to a small corpo EN chuuba who speaks Scottish English,
And she sounds pretty damn nice.
I wouldn't mind having someone like that in here.

>>45186163
>checks the vod
>she didn't say anything even remotely close to that
why are the autists /here/ like this?

>>45186382
sure thing, nijinig

Any long-term Investigator here? I just got Ame's membership recently, which mengen should I watch?

Go Mori g...zzzzzz

>>45186327
Also there's the fact that council are probably some of the worst streamers in existence

EXIT

>>45186395

EXIT
KIWAWA

>>45186349
Kiara is Brazilian in spirit

>>45186381
Not the first such case I've heard, actually

is kiara fucking retarded

>>45186370
It sucks

>>45186219
Quaso

Getting hypnotized with my Mori!

>>45186382
quasogeyRyS

>>45186431
not everything has to be sexual

>>45186395
We love eating pussy here.

this time for sure, right >>45183517

sleepy reapy

>>45186419
>Council is objectively destroying EN and everything Myth worked for
>saying this means your a nijinig

>>45186449
kiara is fucking CUTE

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>45186457
This artist needs to do some reps

has any holo unironically fell asleep on stream due to being tired and all. no, being drunk or tipsy doesn't count

>>45186302
Quaso

>>45186449
Yes. I'm retarded btw.

>>45185892
Shit I missed it, have to go and see what they talked about

>>45186264
kiss rhymes with sis

>Check commenta on JOP clip of Kiara talking about Gura's ramen adventure.
>JOP: "I've heard of Gura's nickname, Goomba, Gouda, and other variations, and it's funny.
Sometimes I don't know who they are talking about."
Kek.

>>45186489
get your head checked quaso

>>45186484
you can tell this was made by a cataloguefag because its EN3 and not HoloLegends or Holo Disasters or Holo Squad or some other gay ass nickname Omega came up with.

>>45186419
You're fucking delusional. Council filtered tons of fans right away because of who the talents were. Tempiss and Tempoop were catastrophic.

>>45186449
How'd you know my name is retarded and that I'm fucking Kiara?

>>45186505
Mori when she was working 3 jobs

>>45186423
imagination station
she larps as a kindergarten teacher, unveiling her inner saviorfag and infatuation for providing guidance

>>45186489
QuasoboomRyS

>>45186302
quaso

councilschizobros....

>>45186449
im retarded

>>45186489
>muh destroying eveything they worked for

>>45186505

>>45186304
Quaso

kek kiaras still watching

>>45186560
No...

>>45186418
God dammit I wanted it to be true so badly

>>45186505
Mori is the beginning when she was working three jobs and sick

>>45186529
quaso?

>>45186529
Hon hon hon le kwohsoon

>>45186526
There's Man of a Thousand Faces, then there's a Shark of a Thousand Names

Did you already stock your fridge ready for holofes bros?

>>45186619
kek

Mori's model is schizoing out again

>>45186526
link onegai. I wanna check it out too

Wtf when did this stream happen

>>45186384
Hitler hated Austria as a district country though, he wanted it to be part of Germany. Only the chad Dolfuss wanted to see an independent Austria

>>45186560
PLEASE TELL DOWN

So is Chloe just gonna sleep for the entirety of this VOD?

>>45186268
wait the day 1 concert is tomorrow morning?

>>45186322
Me on the left

Which Holos masturbate to the thought of their fans lusting after them? If any at all

>>45186528
i bet if someone donated to some girl with a bunch of ƎƎƎƎƎ on their messages you could basically confirm or deny this rrat

>>45186622
i got a couple of lunchables and some cookies to eat and then i also have the nutty buddys from the other day that i bought

>>45186622
Yeah, I bought 100 bottles of wine

>>45186622
Of course got protein shakes, gogurt, pizza rolls, tendies, onion rings, pop tarts, and powerade.

>>45186505
ollie

>>45186470
Everything doesn't have to be platonic either! Laplus loves that man and Towa will reciprocate!

Here, for the good of your future sanity when using Twitch:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/alternate-player-for-twit/bhplkbgoehhhddaoolmakpocnenplmhf?hl=en#:~:text=Alternate%20player%20of%20live%20broadcasts,Advantages%20of%20the%20player%3A&text=Less%20stops%20during%20playback%3A%20if,tuned%20to%20your%20Internet%20connection.&text=Instant%20replay%20of%20the%20last,or%20frame%2Dby%2Dframe.

>>45186172
This is too schizo for any girl but Poru

>>45186543
thanks, I'll watch right now

HER NECK AND HER BACK
HER PUSSY AND HER CRACK

>>45186638
dios mio

>>45186560
>cover trying to save council by including them in idol events thus cheapening the meaning of idols by including cam whores.

>>45186667
All of them?

>>45186667
*Gets physically excited when her manager permits lines about french kissing her pussy and running a train on her*

Risu is reading

>>45186707
so true sis

>>45186505
Listen to some Choco twitter spaces

so this post shows up in the catalogue:
>>45183517
and then this one shows up here:
>>45186560
it's...actually happening?

>>45186677
silly anon you can't drink that much in one weekend

>>45186489
how are post-luxiem nijiwaves doing bud? sounds like you're projecting.

>>45186638
jesas, source?

>>45186763
retard

SPACE

>>45186294
QRD

>>45186638
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEX

>>45186568
Yes? Myth literally built EN vtubing. Council has destroyed it. They are the reason EN is in such a massive decline despite myth's attempts to save it.

Petting Okayu

Space

>>45186675
I'll be at work both days. Have fun guys......

>>45186750

>>45186803
kroissantti

>>45186651
Expo starts in approximately 33.5 hours, day 1 concert starts in approximately 41 hours.

>>45186825
make us whole again...

Otsu
LU
NNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>45186787
where was that concert flyer posted before?

>>45186832
lispy reapy...

>>45186622
I'm gonna go shopping tomorrow for the thread

>>45186856
yesterday here

>>45186803
quaso

>>45186560
>Iname
>Takamori
>Faumei
>KroRyS
>GuBae
these are your officially endorsed EN ships

>>45186638
I need some source on this, g

>>45186707
>>45186803
quaso

Today I will remind them

>>45186590
What's Kiara's Twitch name?

I still remember the longest EN collab

>>45186824
the two people i was going to watch it with are going to be at work too i think but maybe theres a third person ill get to watch it with but im not getting my hopes up. ill be posting about it and enjoying watching it with everyone here though

>>45186603
>>45186611
and it wasn't just the scouting, it was the marketing. Myth were promoted as idol vtubers, as being similar to the Japanese product, but with Council they changed everything. Council was when they declared EN didn't have numbered gens, Council had JPs parroting weird lines from management about not being idols, Council set up a collab with JP homos as one of their first ever cross-branch interactions (Mumei's actual first-ever, which lead to her being hastily jammed into a different collab as damage control). It was obviously different and many fans who liked Myth were not interested.

>>45186779
No one is talking about niji except councilfags. We are talking about how council is destroying hololive.

Ironically council would do better in niji since they're all home collabing whores and not idols like myth

Mori is making cute noises again

>>45186634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQSfJPqOgWw

>>45186875
huh
i didnt know
still weird

>>45186877
actually its
Takotori
Rainforest
FauRyS
Kromei
gurbae

>>45186634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQSfJPqOgWw

>>45186870
Let me get some queso dip, tortilla chips, chicken sandwiches, and a case of malt liquor.

>>45186560

>>45186860
thpeakers...

Mori sleeby

SPAAAAAAAAAAACE

>>45186905

>>45186905
I miss Ame...
I miss bread...

>>45186907
>>45186905
quasogey

>>45185795
Your friend is so dumb she pays real money for lesbian porn

>>45186846
nahone, the part about ruining your sleep schedule tonight confused me

>>45186905
farming quasos

Whens gurame geoguessr

>45186489
>45186907
Step 1. Remember that Council will be 3D idols in 2 days
Step 2. Have a laugh. It's good for your health.
Step 3. Scroll down, not giving him any (You)

>>45186933
Let me know tomorrow homie, I ain't trying to remember all that shit right now

Why do Quasodachis hate Quazokus?

>>45186889
PussySmasher69

So to confirm for ESTchads, Stage 27 is at 11pm Saturday night, correct?

>>45186982
Council literally can never be idols by definition.

SAPPY, IT"S OUR TIME

>>45186622
I'm gonna go buy some rum and ingredients for cupcakes and icing that I'll prep for tomorrow, and I'll be making sushi shortly before Expo coverage. I'm also gonna marinate some yakiniku for day 2.

>>45186907
Shut the fuck up Nijitranny.

>>45186979
It gets put off another day each time you ask

>>45187009
(You) will never be Quaso by definition

Time to square up, Saplings

>>45187009
ok nijinog

soaked by Mori's piss!

ENTER SAPLINGS

I'm going to get soaked by Mori UWAAAAAAAA

>>45186782
>>45186885
artist is woohyoot

>>45186979
whens gurame quaso?

>>45186958
Don't retcon my HoloXdog away just like that.

>>45187009
quaso?

https://twitter.com/ThiccWithaQ/status/1636395721074044929
https://twitter.com/ThiccWithaQ/status/1636395721074044929
https://twitter.com/ThiccWithaQ/status/1636395721074044929
BROS

UUUUUUUUU BLAST ME WITH PISS MOMMY I'M A THIRSTY LITTLE SAPLING UUUUUUUU

>>45186932
I like how half the comments are discussing how foreigners find slurping to be rude

Mori's holy water...

>>45186951
>>45186953
>>45186958
>>45186973
All of this could conceivably have been forgiven if they were quality streamers, but they didn't even try. Myth's first advice to them was to take it easy and pace themselves and they did exactly that; as a result, Council (except Bae) has never given the impression that they were striving for anything in particular. If their goal was to be popular streamers they achieved that on debut, but without putting in any effort of their own.

>>45187070
gas yourself catalognigger

>>45186638
I'm starting to think deadbeats have some kind of fetish

Can someone post Kiara's glasses poll? I can't see the results in the VOD

>>45186505
Bae takes naps on stream, short ones

>>45187060
quaso

>>45187060
Quasogey

>>45186979
now that Iname has finally broken their streak, Gurame has decided to go for the longest no 1 on 1 collab record

Mori is peeing cutely! on me

>>45186251
What sword?

>>45187070
ATTENTION ALL SAPLINGS
THIS A FAKE ASS SAPLING
HE IS NOT A REAL NIGGA
DO NOT ENGAGE

>>45187016
You better post those cupcakes

>>45186529

>spamming/flooding

>>45186913
>that top comment
holy kek

>>45187047
thanks

>>45187061
Hot

>>45187127
no shit. that's a deadbeat

Love Anya, pro gamer!

>>45187078
quasoboom

>>45186571
This is very cute.

>>45187159
Quaso

>>45187120
Why aren't there drawings of fan fusions. This is interesting.

Why is everyone typing quaso

>>45187119
Gurina guina guina...

>>45187173
WDSDIB?

>>45186913
>>45186932
I like this one

STOP GIVING (YOU)S TO THE FUCKING AI YOU FUCKING QUASIGGERS

I love Quaso and ogey posting

>>45187159
I think he may be a bot or something honestly

>>45187199
We're ticktock now.

>>45187159
so what are you going to do about that? can you explain in detail?

>>45187220
squeeboomgeyRyS

>>45187199
quaso

>>45187220
quasqueeboomorbgeyrys

MORI FUCKING UP SAPLINGS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>45186370
It's pretty good here if you're menhera since you get free meds, welfare, therapy, housing support etc
the biggest issue right now is energy suppliers cranked up their rates just to the point where people won't start rioting because muh putin
life on minimum wage is probably suicide tier

Why don't jannies enforce the rules with council anyway? Just like the homos they have their own split and discussion of them is to be had there and yet they spam this thread with them despite them being off topic here just like the homos

>>45187213
quaso

So is Iori Moe like the official Noel cosplayer now?

>>45187220
same bro

>>45187231
hoo knows?

MORI?!

>>45187221
>we support memes from CCP spyware now
Oh how this general has fallen.

sleepy reapy

Is being a rancher fun?

sleepy reapy...

>>45187268
This was such a pathetic attempt by hoocucks to make their boring whore seem interesting. Is council capable of making anything that isn't a forced meme?

>>45187159
It's a bot I'm pretty sure. I recognize chat GPT's default writing style. I tried generating a quaso greentext to respond with but it's kinda boring

>>45187178
in the end, Council has nothing to retain interest. They aren't trying to be idols, so they aren't invested in improving their performance skills. They don't play competitive games, they don't do minecraft projects, they don't record music together. They can't even be shipped seriously because the most popular members are confirmed heterosexual and Kronii is a retard. Without any kind of a storyline, viewers stop coming back.

>>45186538
>>45186600
I remember that. Her model went still and then after a few minutes you saw her go alert and crazy eyes. I'm glad she doesn't have to do all that stuff anymore and gets to focus on what she loves.

>>45187327
It is if you're ranching monsters

>>45186370
What is wrong with UK?
t. SEA

>Mori is sleepily babbling
CUTE

>>45187313
>general

>nekomata okayu
>has only one tail
what were they thinking?

>>45186622
Rum and snacks ready

>>45187127

>>45186505
https://youtu.be/h6vSmtdEun8

>>45187335
No

>>45186370
Fine for me, I earn plenty of money and live semi-rural.

>>45187313
We support bread and bread posting here

Moris new outfit is an easy top 3 desu

>>45187313
quaso

>>45187268
>not posting the I've seen footage one

>>45187304
>>45187314
Sleepymind

>45187261
Lol