/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>45184418
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

too early bakerchama...
>>45184418
OP sauce:
https://twitter.com/yoitor1/status/1636379121990402052

Frames:
>Vesper - Titanfall 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymSj4ZMCauI
>Flayon - SC reading
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC08qOsSLbU
>Shinri - Zatsudan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27YVAFoag6g

>>45184737
amen

Selen on the OP! We did it nijichads!

>>45184737
Amen.

I really hope Altare has fun in Vsaikyo!!!!

>>45184969
>It was pointed out that this was in Vespers likes yesterday.
>Do you think he meant to like it on his work Twitter account?
thread just maxed->

I LOVE UNITY

>>45185116
on main he wants everyone to know that green girls are always best girl

I find it funny how people seemed to have forgotten Vesper admitting that he was close to becoming a sociopath before he discovered D&D. Still like Vesper though but people shouldve seen all these yabs coming a mile away if they actually listened to him in the past

Reminder that Altare waves goodbye at the end of his streams. Make sure to wave back!

LEADER LOVE

>>45185116
who cares

i wanna bite the bait...

>>45185116
Vesper follows a hentai account that draws flat chested girls and Axel likes pictures of 3D ecchi cosplayers. no one cares

>>45185116
Probably. It’s not really something that he shouldn’t have liked

>>45185289
bite this tongue instead

https://twitter.com/btb_sb/status/1636356612633014273
NEW FAV PIC!

>>45185116
This is tame compared to that holoporn account he was following. Anyone know if he still does? I figured he probably unfollowed once he saw people here talking about it

>>45185233
Of course!

>>45185384
Oh, need link to it

>>45185384
nah not linking you dramafag

So theoretically what's stopping me from being an ecchi cosplayer that Axel likes and chats with?

>>45185348
come here anon *chu*

>>45185289
Okay, bite this.
Altare won't bring number to Axel, he should be replaced!!

>>45185474
Your looks.

i’m really happy for altare and i hope he has fun and is able to relax enough to enjoy the tourney. i doubt he was a first choice pick, he’s the kind of guy that would step up if axel had no other easy options. please support him even if you don’t watch him normally, okay?

>>45185474
a smoking hot asian body

>>45185474
probably being a hambeast

>>45185369
*eats vespers hair* mmmmm tasty

>>45185474
are you a cute girl?

kintama bros edition puzzle
https://puzzle.aggie.io/YYOLKj

I keep wanting to gush about Axel and the Rad Dogs cover... He sounds so good! Like insanely good!!! I'm so glad he is back home and is able to get back into singing and making covers for us!

I want Vesper and Shinri to be guided on how to pleasure each other by Altare while he video tapes it all for his own personal use

>>45185369
orange slices good

>>45185384
youre trying too hard doxxsister

Oh my god I miss mama so much...

axmag sisters are eternally cucked

>>45185572
It’s so good. I’m hyped for kickback, I imagine it will be out in the next 2-3 weeks

Why are you so mean to me what the fuck

>>45185826
out of love axel

>>45185826
______chu~______

>>45185116
He just likes that fanartist dude

>>45185826
because you deserve it, axel

>>45185731
they'll get used to it
t. altnowa sister

>>45185604
B-based?

>>45185441
Don’t have it, probably could go through his follows. I just remember it being flat chested holos like sui. Ngl kinda based
>>45185456
Nobody asked for a link faggot but I don’t blame you for being wary since this is some shit that would be up on the catalog in a heartbeat.
>>45185720
Wtf does this have to do with doxx

>>45185731
Axmag is always lurking in the background, never in the highlight. I sorta prefer it this way, I love the crumbs. But they definitely are cursed somehow to never spend time together for some reason

ueee

I guess HQ is too busy to play games like raft or grounded anymore...
I miss those streams

>>45185233
Yeah, he's the cutest~!

>>45186114
Raft supports 8 players iirc... I need VG/HQ Raft streams so bad

>>45186114
I miss them too, but it's time to let go...

>>45185572
Please continue in my stead!!!! I've been looping his rap specificly for the past while and I've gotten mindbroken!! I still want to bring more attention to his held note at the end there!!!! This song's done a bit on the higher side, which Axel does struggle with as per his own words, but compared to Black Cheery, he's improved a lot!!! Just listen at the end there! I love this guy lots man, and I love his voice a lot too! Please do gush over him more- I'd join in, but it's almost 1am, so I've gotta sleep soon.
AXEL LOVE LIL GUY, AXEL LOVE!!!

>>45186201
But hq already finished it, would be silly for them to play it again. Would love to see vg play it though

>>45186114
>too busy
HQ 3D soon

>>45186306
I believe it since Altare just dropped a ton of money on his own model

>>45185731
Nah I'm good, starcrossed lovers very very sexy

>>45185517
>he’s the kind of guy that would step up if axel had no other easy options
Pretty much. I really doubt he would have volunteered at the beginning, but if Axel was struggling to find someone, there's no way he'd say no.

>>45186326
Imagine their official 3d comes before Altare gets the one he commissioned...

>>45186388
LOL knowing Altare's luck this is actually possible

>>45186360
Real.

>>45185604
Switch Vesper out for Axel and I'd approve this.

>>45186455
what the fuck is wrong with magni's hands? his artist is such a hack

>>45186385
True. As much as I like to dunk on leader, he really is the tank of tempus. I will never forget how hard he used to carry hq before vg was around. Say what you want but he’s definitely the most reliable in tempus

>>45186455
Love these little fuckers

>>45186514
his artist can draw. idk why she jobbed illustrating magni

i hate vesper noir because now i want to eat a bunch of tangerines!!

I wonder if Vespers cum tastes good

>>45186814
His expo drink looks kinda like cum so maybe try that to find out

>>45186814
do oranges work the same as pineapples...?

>>45186734
he said hq models were extremely rushed and i'd imagine his was the hardest to fully realize with such time constraint

>>45186814
i feel like im in the minority that doesnt really care what cum tastes like

>>45186734
I love the little furry Magni drawing...

Statistically speaking 1 out of 4 Tempuses has severe mental issues
Make of that what you will

>>45187007
t.some anon that's never had a gamer guy's disgusting jizz

>>45186984
I really believe Altare and Axel got the first priority when it comes to the models, Magni and especially Vesper's models feel like a draft that aren't really finalized

>>45187073
>disgusting
1/4? make that 3/4

god I hate women

>>45187105
Altare's hood wasn't even finished on time though

>>45187073
>tempuses

>>45187132
Women, i hate god.

>>45185517
I thought anxiety was not real, why are we coping already?
leader is a gamer

>>45186734
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/fategrandorder/images/e/ea/S297_Stage1.webp/revision/latest?cb=20220925052906
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/fategrandorder/images/2/22/S297_Costume1.webp/revision/latest?cb=20220925052825
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/fategrandorder/images/3/3e/S297_Stage4.webp/revision/latest?cb=20220925052834
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/fategrandorder/images/d/dc/S297_Stage3.webp/revision/latest?cb=20220925052846
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/fategrandorder/images/b/b7/Izcalli_Portrait_Unmasked.png/revision/latest?cb=20221229072842
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/fategrandorder/images/6/6c/S187_Stage1.webp/revision/latest?cb=20220911132935
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/fategrandorder/images/5/5f/CE880.webp/revision/latest?cb=20230312092221
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/fategrandorder/images/b/b7/CE562.webp/revision/latest?cb=20221225072844
lots of better artist for a chuuba design than this

>>45187007
I thought that at first until i met my second bf and found out it can actually taste better instead of something i had to endure. I can never go back after that

>>45186252
AXEL LOVE, AXEL LOVE ANON!!! His high notes sounded really good!! His voice is so yummy!!! I fell in love when I first heard Yoidore Shirazu and he is only getting better! Love this idiotic dog man and his attitude for life and work!

>>45186814
tasted like milk tea last time i tried it

pako really loves Hakka, cute~
https://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1636324212322500609/photo/1

>>45187239
>https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/fategrandorder/images/6/6c/S187_Stage1.webp/revision/latest?cb=20220911132935
i wish we had that guy in tempus

>>45187247
I'm a wizard, don't taint my eyes with your disgusting words!

Magni might not have the best art for vis model but I honestly wouldn't have it any other way, his design is absolutely amazing! I rather take a good design and poorer illustration than the other way around

>>45187362
Shut up vesper, you probably drank your own

>>45186984
i don't get why they were rushed

>>45187362
baka ojisan you should know better than to click on spoilers here...

>>45187105
altare and vesper definitely had the most foresight on how to implement their designs into a model, but every boy their own individual level of absentee detail. axel's hair is so weird and unsettling to me along with his bizarre facial expressions that i'd say he was honestly probably last. magni had obvious last minute changes so i'm guessing too much time was spent on the mechanical arms and very little on the face, but his actual expressions are nicer than axel and vesper without angles. their concept arts are all very stunning so i'm guessing they didn't line up individual dedicated riggers and cutters, like the VG boys have

>>45187007
i feel like im in the minority that doesnt really know what cum tastes like

>>45187163
still, it's an additional accessory that got included later on, when you look at Vesper and Magni it's clear that there was a plan/vision for them but it wasn't actualized

>>45187464
you dont taste your own?

>>45187239
> Green japanese clown
This character actually looks super cool

>>45187362
im 999% convinced Vesper regularly eats his own cum

>>45187537
h-hot... !!!

>>45187362

Who has disgraced my Duce Pepino with this gay ass homobegger shit? Was it you, faggot? I will beat your ass.

>>45187594
wtf how did you end up here

>>45187436
>cutters
you know the artist is responsible for how the model is layered and with those fgo artists cover likes to hire they're usually inexperienced with live2d work so the rigger has to work with what they have, because all the rigger for HQ are good

>>45187436
Yeah, I can see that. Every fanart of Vesper I've seen is better than his model in his streams, it's kinda sad

>>45187105
i don't really see what's wrong with vesper's model? i always thought people had a problem just with the general artstyle and shit rigging

>>45187656
then there's part of the problem, and i imagine there was a loss of communication with how terrible the cutting of their models are as to who was responsible for it

>>45187499
im a woman

>>45185232
I watched vesper sporadically early on then dropped him for someone else

>>45187752
Don't worry, the council of magi is open for women too.

>>45187694
tbdesu he's the best HQ model by miles but he still suffers from some uncanny stiff yaoi face and all of HQ have problems with their models strictly being warped on one plane rather than built as a 3D concept made 2D

>>45187694
His mouth movements and the area around his emblem? on his chest are very low quality, it's really noticeable in his zatsudans

vesper wuv... im gonna nap to his stream today... i wanna nap in vespers lap as he plays video games

>>45187400
Agreed, there's so much lore that can be written just from analyzing his design

>>45187694
there isn't. it's just 100% personal taste. just like how bettel's model isn't for me.

>>45187694
Vesper model was saved by the talent behind it pretty much being able to distract people from the design debuff. Watching Vesper reminds me of watching Kaien Cross from Vampire Knight

soft top magni/bettel but now he's in a maid dress https://archiveofourown.org/works/45354529

respond to this post like you're an attention whore chatter telling your oshi why you're leaving the stream

>>45187842
oh yeah i see what you mean. i guess i just don't pay enough attention to the details to really notice these things

>>45187972
i LOVE your works, oh god thank you for posting, i will be reading on my break!!! chu~!!!!

>>45187991
you suck

i do not know this game vesper is playing. i will only stamp cute and funny moments.

>>45187962
I personally think Hakka's model is the most beautiful in Tempus, not sure why people love Bettel's model as much as they do

>>45187991
I'm sorry Vesper, I refuse to support your actions and will end my membership with you this month. You hurt your guildmates, your viewers, and yourself everytime you do a "bit". You're going against what Tempus by doing nothing but solo streams. You should really seek out some therapy and proper medication.
i cant uuu this was hard to type i love my menhera ojisan too much

I thought the ranking of the HQ boys ability was more less like this:
>Axel (with a good ping)
>Altare (when motivated)
>Axel (with bad ping)
>Magni
>Altare (when pissed off)
>Vesper
I'm surprised Altare's worth 3pts while Magni was 6pts

>>45187827
ok calm down vestie your bias is showing kek

>>45188121
Bettel's face is honeslty the best and most beautiful part of his model. the default outfit he wears is a bit too busy for me though but can easily be fixed if he was rigged to be able to take off the gown or gets a new outfit.

>>45188121
bettel acts into his model just the right amount, he's the most expression switch-happy member of tempus and his eyes and mouth are super mesmerising. hakka has the most stunning model for sure though, but he doesn't do much with it to bring it to life beyond being cute hermanito. flay's model is super bouncy just like him which makes his my personal favorite!

>>45188121
bitches love wolf cuts/mullets

>>45188110
is he playing with viewers?

>>45188169
it's based on the highest rank you achieved. magni reached dia while altare's a plat. it's also why there's many point frauds in the tourney

>>45188110
thank you timestamp anon!! chu~

>>45188272
not sure if he even specified what he'll be doing.... maybe he's just playing story mode?

>>45188272
he's just playing the campaign

>>45188188
i'm an altmachiroon and axel is my favorite hq model... i'm being objective here...

>>45188121
Bettel can make this face, but I agree that Hakka's is a lot prettier than people give it credit for

>>45188268
agreed

imagine being a woman lol

>>45188342
i just can't fathom how you'd say vesper's is better than axel, even design wise magni is miles better

>>45188169
Magni is not worse than Axel with shit ping. If you watch their old Apex streams he could keep up with the both of them in terms of dmg and kills. He plays exactly like his dia 4 rank would suggest.

>>45188281
Discrediting the Apex rank points, from tempuras perspective how would you rank the boys ability and potential then(minus Hakka because he hasn't stream any fps)?

>>45188409
personal taste. simple as.

>>45188266
>flay's model is super bouncy
this. I always wondered if he's actually bouncing around. Is it just rigging thing?

>>45188409
not sure how you want me to respond so i will simply give you a chu~ and move on, have a beautiflay day, anon!

>>45188453
Everything rigged by Brian is bouncy as shit.

>>45188169
Altare is probably better than Magni under the right conditions, but he prefers Valorant to Apex and has trouble committing to one game long enough to get a higher rank

>>45188266
but his cock still not bouncing enough....

>>45187991
Flayflay is too sexy I must coom

shinri always having blush on because hes a fruity guy will never not be funny

>>45188169
You're not going to get a motivated altare for vsaikyou so 3pts sounds about right. He has gone on record multiple times about how much he hates ratting and vsaikyou is all about ratting.

>>45185232
clarification on this for someone new-ish? Was this long ago, on a game stream, or a zatsu?

>>45188423
axel > magni > altare > bettel/shinri > vesper
leader only has his aim going for him in apex. while magni actually knows how to play apex

>>45188558
yeah cuz i suck it dry before every stream

>>45188588
definitely was on a zatsu, i don't remember which one though

>>45188354
Has anyone made baldttel? His head is humongous

>>45188635
what is wrong with you? leave some for the rest of us you selfish prick

>>45188679
well we have forehead bettel, its as close to baldttel canonically

>>45188689
group machiroon zatsucum starts in 5 minutes, i'll shackle him down while he's asleep for you guys

>>45188635
calm down, vesper
please spare it for machiroons a bit their wombs are gettin dry

Ragus Altair

>>45188387
haha yeah, imagine being a woman in /mans/.....

>>45188804
i knew i could count on a fellow machiroon chu

Vesper is completely planning to fall in love and get married to the titanfall 2 robot

is titanfall 2 any good? why are people hyping it up?
t. confused gen z femvestie

Magmo Deneb

>>45188582
Idk man, I think Altare is going to give it his all even if the play style isn't one he likes (explain his love of tarkov), because he's helping Axel with one of his dreams. The stakes are different.

>>45188882
robot fps from the apex devs with a dedicated fanbase. it's basically apex with robots and lore

>>45188882
it's the better apex that EA abandoned, the campaign is really fun, kind of short but good

>>45188971
And better movement

>>45188423
Axel > Altare >= Magni > Shinri > Bettel > Vesper > Flayon > Hakka
I feel like Shinri would be pretty much tied with Magni if he put in the time to practice just playing Apex for a while though.

>>45188882
Flay did a playthrough

>>45187426
Maybe they wanted to debut them before Sana graduation, because otherwise it would've looked bad, so they had to rush things? Just a thought.
Sorry for ESL.

>>45188971
>dedicated fanbase
it was really cute when viewers joined flay's group. game seems fun and seems pretty easy to pick up.

>>45189008
>vesties
>watching flayon

>>45188957
can’t believe people forget he’s a try hard at heart kek

Which chars are they playing Vsaikyou?

>>45189085
axel moon goo lady, altare valk, selen seer

>>45189066
>watching
>vesties flayon

>>45188992
maybe, but shinri is getting god's wrath for no apparent reason. at least he can finally stream today(or tmrw because timezones)

>>45189105
>flayon
>watching vesties

ok i just listened to the cover and the mixing was so weird, for some reason axel was really crispy compared to the others the vocals also were really low energy that it ended up being worse than the orgiinal

>>45189066
>vesties
no one watches Flayon

i love the fact that vesper looks like shit alucard/abel knightlord fuse and his yaoi face tickles me a lot. unironically wouldn't have it any other way. though a gilzaren nijiJP type model for him could've been cool i guess.

>>45189081
well we'll find out once the scrims start if he's going to take it easy or sweat it out

>>45189313
wouldve been cool but honestly the shitty yaoi model combined with his personality is a really fun blend

>>45189117
God saw his Rice Purity score and is judging him for being a whore, I guess. I hope everything goes okay for him today. Guy clearly wants to get back to work, so it sucks that just random bad luck keeps messing things up. :(

>>45189351
this

you guys are talking about altare taking vsaikyo seriously or not like the biggest deciding factor isn’t LITERALLY if he’s streaming his POV or not. no POV = more relaxed altare = better gameplay.

>>45189382
i'm new. What is that rice purity score?

>>45189302
>one
Flayon no watches vesties

>>45189483
>kohacup
>no pov
>one desk slam
I want that pov ngl

>>45189497
its a test to see if one washes their rice. shinri doesn't wash his rice

>>45189483
hopeuflly he leaves the streaming to axel and selen, the streaming debuff is too much for him

>>45189719
Don't lie, he washes his rice 32% of the time.

>>45187991
I'm sorry but this topic is too extreme for me so I will wait for the next stream leader.
The one time he almost cried of laughter

>>45189719
huh. why would you not wash your rice

oh boy Vesper is streaming. here comes the baiters

>>45189103
nta or apexer, wtf is moon goo lady

>>45189817
I'm not a chinkoid

>>45189759
>spoiler
when

>>45189861
catalyst

>>45189817
Almost all rice that you can buy where I'm from comes pre-washed

NOWA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymSj4ZMCauI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymSj4ZMCauI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymSj4ZMCauI

>>45189868
i'm not one either i just don't like shit in my rice?

>>45189103
For some reason I thought Axel was going with Bangalore

It's not moving

>>45189497
It's just like a checklist of things people typically do around their "wild" college years, mostly sex/relationship-related but also including things like drinking, drugs, etc., scored out of 100. A lower score means you've done more of them.

>>45190006
meds

>>45190026
i want to see magni's
his is probably in the single digits

>>45189954
There is no shit in your rice if you're buying normal packs of rice in a first world country. Unless you live in some shithole country or buy your rice in 50 kg burlap sacks from some shady Asian store you don't need to worry about that nonsense

WAU

>>45190139
Tempus in order of rice purity scores, high to low.
Flayon
Hakka
Bettel
Altare
Axel
Vesper
Shinri
Magni

>>45190026
Why did he post this

I’ve come to make a confession
I haven’t been watching streams
I keep putting it off and saying I’ll watch it later and then never do it and then someone streams again and I’ll say I have to catch up on that
I’m stuck in a loop.

>Vesper stream starts
>_____, thank you for the superchat!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>45190026
Not everyone goes to college, but thanks for your answer

>>45190005
bangalore is more suited for an aggressive playstyle with her abilities, while catalyst's abilities are more focused to help the team control a small area and mixes well with seer axel is definitely playing her because he saw it on ALGS

>>45190246
he's 36 and proud of it

>>45190234
There's so much wrong with this it feels like bait

>>45190234
bruh altare has definitely had more sex than axel and vesper at least

I did the rice thing and got a 91, am I cringe or based

>>45190255
a loop, you say?
would be a shame if its oops, all loops >:)

>>45190292
thanks for the (you) *chu*

Vespers having a man moment? I dont understand the fascination with fighting and guns and war
im a female btw

>>45190304
Yes

>>45190304
based i want to corrupt you

what is this star wars opening
>>45190304
i want to corrupt you

>>45190304
cute virginanon…

>>45189040
they debuted before sana graduated...

>>45190286
meds

>>45190304
cute anon

Vesper please for the love of god stop talking to superchats and play the videogame I beg you...

>better safe than sorry you dont want to get your coworkers sick
skycompass...

>>45190324
Yea whatever we don't understand the fascination with makeup and shoes, stay in your lane whore

>>45190304
I got a 94 on that test. But I just take that I have a dirty mind with a golden heart; or I'm in route to become a wizard

BTW Titanfall and Apex are in the same univers

>its like APEX but better in every way
based

>>45190390
He's gone, anon
The Vesper you and I fell in love with, he's no longer with us

Just came across this on my recommended
https://youtu.be/TqZ9pOe4Yrk

>>45190304
i got a 37 :)

>>45190324
>>45190478
I think you both are a bit cliché.

>>45190390
He'll never stop. In his mind, it would be unfair to stop now after everyone else had theirs read. It's over.

fps bros don't look!

>>45190304
Tried it and got 89. Man that was a lot of sexual... non-ideal stuff.

Why is he laughing at the people asking for subtitles? KEK

>>45189081
>try hard at heart
that is the issue, when is he back he shit with some proof?
we already saw in a competition
>they rather invite axel and / or RPR
kinda says a lot

>>45190637
he HATES them

>>45190564
KEK

>>45190637
Vesper does not care for the hearing impaired

>>45190304
i got 85

>>45190648
ESLchama…

>>45190648
huh?

>>45190637
>Paying attention to STORY? In MY superchat-reading stream? You're funny, vestie. ____, thank you for the superchat!

>>45190564
huh

>here you go you fucking deaf and esl scums, take your subtitles
Damn Nowa, no need to be so aggressive

>>45184796
oh shinri's streaming today? Nice

>>45190839
shouldve continued filtering the ESLs from his chat

>>45190798
I don't think that anon even knows what he meant by that...

>>45190304
uoh ripe for grooming

MAGNOIR LOVE

>>45190564
Is this real? Never watched him but that's fucking wholesome ngl

>I am not hard
good to know I guess?

>>45190858
:D shinri's back

Remember when Ame kept ignoring the dialogue prompts for BT? Will Vesper do the same?

>Vesper's panic at fentanyl
Black

>>45190353
>>45190356
>>45190358
>>45190380
>>45190894
I'm a 26 year old incel coomer, I just haven't done anything on the list beyond normal masturbation and alcohol shit

>>45190996
No one else could be that retarded

now I suddenly understand why everyone was hyping up apex when it first came out. i dismissed it as another fps, had no clue it was linked to titanfall

>>45191024
To̷T

>>45191024
built for ryona and molesting

wtf i got 90... how the fuck did shinri get 36. i kneel

blisk is so fucking short

>>45191024
That's it, you're getting rape correction.

hes getting really into it

>>45191024
Wow you're literally me except two years younger

>>45191093
it’s mostly “have you been in a sexually active relationship” desu

>>45191024
Same
I got 88 just because I had a wank while drunk

LEADER IS AWAKE

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1636418962605981697
he’s freaking out

>>45191242
he's gonna job

>>45191162
I did and got 42 or something, so Shinri has gotten arrested at one point or something like that

>>45191318
no, i believe in him

Is there a separate Vesper thread or something? Why are so few people commenting on Titanfall? I've been away for a while but the threads used to be quite fast when he streamed

>>45191024
At least I'm not an incel... but the whole thing of being a waker is real.

Didn't think Vesper was on the West Coast, I always assumed he was from the Tri-State area or something. Oh well, nice work doxxing him data server ping

>>45189882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPxBsVrLnp4

the infamous Adrianne
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/36848284/#36857783
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/search/text/adrianne/

>>45191162
Yeah, anyone who has been in even one sexually active relationship should get less than 60
t. 53 and only ever had one very vanilla relationship

>>45191331
>gotten arrested
>smoked, did drugs
>had tons of sex
no wonder he's so mellow

>>45191365
i don't watch vesper

>>45191365
The brotuber chuds are mostly gone

>>45190026
>rice test
is this some asian shit?

Vesper's falsetto screams are unexpectedly girly

cute... he's having fun

KEK

>>45191398
i remember this kek altare gracefully ignoring the super chat despite reading almost all of them

>>45191409
if you think about it, wanting to fuck milfs makes you a lover of sluts and whores

>>45191497
not really

>>45191497
He sounds like Homer when he does that

>>45191331
it's very possible to get that score just from sex stuff and baby things like getting sent to the principal's office once kek
t. 37

>>45191318
As long as he doesn't stream a POV and actually practices he should be okay.

>>45191497
Brother I doubt you know what women are

>>45191532
no pov is kinda lame…

Hey Leader, Vesper is streaming! Remember when you were watching every Tempus stream after you debuted? Why not hang out in Vesper's chat right now...?

>>45191598
It's even lamer if they job and die right away though

>>45191601
snoree

>>45191601
That’s hurt anon

>>45191601
when’s the last time vesper was in his chat again?

finally https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1636421487048691712?s=20

I keep getting distracted by this line feature... Never seen this before

>>45191675
someone please save mama from California...

damn his girl has a deep voice

>>45190768
>>45190798
Touchscreen is failing, sorry.
when is he showing this skill he claims to have? He already participated in in a tourney and he dropped his spaghetti constantly
>muh anxiety
not real, I guess vesper learned this excuse from him
> don't like to show off
then what's with the reformed gamer stuff?

>>45191675
;-; mama's back

>>45191675
Finally~!

>Ignored the prompt
Oh no...

ignored prompts: 2

i need more flaytare content soon

I'll beat the shit out of this old man for ignoring a disabled BT

How often do talents get apparel as merch? I want some Tempus hoodies or something. I already have the t-shirts

>>45191900
you know he hates cripples

>>45191824
>>45191830
>>45191900
hes trying his best...

>>45191724
I'll take him to Florida, I swear we don't have that kind of problem

>>45191948
kek its funny how us floridafags have all kinds of issues but stable power isn't one of them

>>45191871
hopefully flay invites him to collab but altare's going to be busy this month

>>45191374
Wtf is all of tempus living on the west coast? Vesper must be NW, makes sense he loves nature and is such a sensitive little bitch

>>45191317
How is Altare in APEX? I never actually pay attention to APEX and just listen to them as background noise.

>>45191666
who's the leader again?

Anyone have timestamp or something for that moment when Flay accidentaly joined the Raft stream? Hlep meee

>>45192150
he’s 3 points for a reason (does not play)

>>45192184
They cut it out of the VoD

>>45192150
currently, he struggles in silver solo

>>45192150
He hasn't played enough to have proper game sense but he's a good fragger when he's not streaming

>>45192081
Altare and Magni I guessed because of the high Asian populations there, it's not exactly out of the question. Just swore Vesper mentioned other stuff. Could see PNW though

>>45192208
Right, so is there a way to still find it then? I can't find clips or anything

HE ENTERED THE ROBOT ToT

>will i still be a wizard if i do a neurolink
why is sex always on this horny ojisans mind

>>45192150
He's better than what people give him credit for, it's why Axel mentioned him being worth more than those 3 points.
He just never took the game seriously because he wasn't interested in doing so, but he has the mentality for competitive gaming so let's see.

>>45192081
No? Altare and Bettel are EST. Flayon is supposedly within relatively close driving distance of Altare, so probably on the eastern side as well.

>>45191871
I love them so much and I know they will probably collab in the future but altare is going to ve busy for a while sadly

>>45192150
he's a head empty just shoot player since he's never bothered to actually learn apex and mostly plays it for fun with others

>>45192240
Altare lives on the east coast though? Unless you’re saying you would have guessed that he’s on the west coast

>>45192280
we're love
https://streamable.com/4xg8dq

Seeing nowa have fun is cute…

>>45192373
>weird fucking noises
>WE'RE LIVE WE'RE LIVE MANAGER-SAN, YOU CAN'T BE HERE
my sides, lmaoooo

>>45192543
im impressed how quickly magni saved his ass by calling him manager san

>>45191374
Him literally saying a thousand fucking times on stream that it's 10am didn't give it away to you that he's PST?

Imagine chaining up your temposhi to stroke him off and edge him until he pees all over himself

vesper is really bad at picking up on on screen instructions....

>>45192581
Magni is the quickest thinker in Tempus for sure.

>>45192543
thank god for Magni's quick thinking, who knows what would have happened if Flayon started speaking

>>45187073
Tempuses?
>>45187175
TEMPUSSIES!
YABBA DABBA DOO

having Nowa be autistic and giggly on the side is helping me get through my assignments..cute autist

>>45192629
can i lick his ear during the process

Have the boys mentioned watching other streamers? All i remember is altare liking northernlion

>>45192629
gross i wanna do this to leader to humiliate him…

>>45192704
Magni is obsessed with Jerma.

https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1636409286107734016

>>45192645
thank god for flayon's autism

HE HATES BT

>>45192804
>days without you
just like me fr fr...

>>45192804
I love her so much, she deserves the world
i miss my daddy too

>>45192804
mamomi-chan…

>>45192804
True dedication...

>>45192863
but shinris our mama...

>>45192804
She's the best

>>45192804
https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1636271655923384320

>>45192804
mamomi LOVE

>>45192804
I just want to know how she's so fast

>>45192899
he's mama, but he's my daddy

>>45192804
what a cute yume

>>45192804
I wish I had her energy

>>45192939
the illstrations are very simple with no shading, details, etc. if you draw enough you can also shit out drawings that fast too

WHY DOES EVERYONE MISS THE DIALOGUE PROMPTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Vesper has the tunnel vision of a fucking woman

>>45193043
how many times now?

>>45193004
It's not only the drawings, she's does animations so fast and... dollmaking? I'm just impressed

>>45193074
Yeah, the speed she churned out that Altare plushie at was nuts

>>45193043
shinri wouldn't miss the dialogue prompts but his internet would cut out each time he responds and we're going to miss his reaction either way

Is there an archive of fics from /here/? Figure I can search the dirty way if not

>>45193074
ok the dollmaking im also impressed with how quickly she makes them. shes talented with a lot of spare time. giwtwm

>>45192939
You think that's insane? People make fully rendered masterpieces in like minutes after a new Fire Emblem/Pokemon game gets announced. I wish I had their power

>>45193139
I wonder if she’s a housewife or something, housewife yumes/fujos always have insane output

>>45193046
This is the first time I'm hearing this stereotype, what

>>45193207
eventually we will reach a point where everything a man does is like a woman

>>45193190
So she has two husbands? A queen, truly

>>45192696
Go off, sis Who is your oshi?

>>45192720
Hot

>>45193190
>housewife cheating with male vtuber
I kneel she's too based

>>45192804
Are koiyumes okay?

>>45193269
vesper nya

>>45188957
considering this is both Axel and selen’s dream, I don’t think they’d be really happy if he didn’t give it his all, especially with how much those two will be practicing for it on and off screen

>>45193325
They're unironically saner than 6/8 of the Tempus fanbases

>>45192629
I hate to brake it to you sis, but us guys don't piss ourselves like that. If anything we have a harder time peeing when we're hard.

>>45193440
just piss and cum at the same time i dont understand?

>>45193440
>el no sabe

>fire 1 round out of 60
>shit I better reload
>repeat 73 times a minute
my biggest fucking autistic pet peeve

>>45193121
not really sadly there was this one prompt for altmachi that was hot and I lost it....

>>45193423
Who is the most sane fanbase?

>>45190907

>>45193574
either koipanions or hakkitos

>>45193043
Flayon didn't miss them

nowa....

>>45193574
Hakkitos I guess? Mostly because I haven't seen any outspoken insanity from them

>>45193574
Hakkitos.

>>45193574
Hakkitos

>>45192593
I just assumed it was some combo of trying to mask his location and JP giving schedules in that time zone.

>>45193574
Hakkitos, you can tell by how little they post on here

>>45193574
hakkitos. no menhera here, we're too busy loving and appreciating our awesome hardworking metal singing birb

>dez loves ash

>>45193618
Damn xenokunians, gentrifying our schizo Utopia

>>45193207
just some tranny having a bit, donmai~

if hakkitos are the sanest fanbase, which fanbases are the most insane?

>>45193948
Vesties. Crazier than their oshi

>>45193948
Bettelion

>>45193948
Vesties

>>45193948
Altventurers. You would know this if you saw the fics

>>45193948
Vesties, and it's not close.

>>45193948
vesties

>>45193948
Collabs with women = has a meltdown
who are these I wonder?
>but le catalog bad
commandments sisster

I don't know why people consider vesper's voice deep, he's more a baritone than a bass to me. But god I love his voice, every time he talks it sounds like a clarinet in my ears. Am I sick? Do I need to seek help?