/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

No one is going to buy her daki just to hump it right?

>it's been over two years of shork
dang, how time flies. Hopefully I'd still be around for her 5 years celebration stream

>>45173211
That's what it's for.

Gurass

>>45173211
N...no...

>>45173211
Of course not, do you think I'm some kinda weirdo? I'll also hug it and kiss it.

>>45173211
Yes, I'm going to sex it.

>>45173211
I'm taking mine out on dates.

>>45173211
I regret ordering it and I wish I could cancel. It feels like she only cares about my money and I don't want it any more.

>>45174539
lol faggot

If you honestly believe she loves you, then why are you afraid of asking her what's wrong and why she isn't streaming?

>>45174920
I'm not "afraid of asking her", I just don't feel the need to ask her because any sane fan knows why she isn't streaming.

>>45174920
Where would I ask her this? I doubt she even reads superchats off stream.

I only live the avatar, not the person

I love the person

I love my wife so much!!

You guys got your ticket, right?

>>45175784
Of course not, someone will restream it

>>45175784
Yes

Slender child legs...

Guuuuuuuuuuuraaaaaa

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1636350465695784963
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1636350465695784963
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1636350465695784963

WIEFEEEEEEEEEE TWEEEEEEET

GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm ready for a stream...

I feel nothing...

Very cool, Gura, still not paying for it

I don't care about the fes. I'm not even going to bother with watching a restream, I just want regular old streams back.

>>45176432
So I guess no stream til then, it was expected I suppose
Looking forward to FES

chumbies....

>>45176601
>>45176536
>>45176506
Enjoy the retweets and likes, I'm gonna watch my wife dance on stage

>>45176432
I’m so ready

>>45176601
Honestly fair
I love Hololive jp so I'll watch but I'd be lying if I said my enjoyment of Hololive hasn't been greatly hindered by Gura's absence

Can't wait to see her in the Idol outfit

I love you Mane-chan

Gurass poster won
https://twitter.com/Mexican_Honoka/status/1635758231581589506?t=O692Xxwj0FOIuyP7FfU3yw&s=19

>>45176601
Then why are you watching Hololive?

Will there be dino goomba this year?

Gura should be banned from participating in things like FES since she clearly can't balance it with streaming.

Gurass

I chummed to that tweet
God I fucking love her so much

>>45177029
nyo

There's no point watching Fes. It's a waste of time. I just want more streams.

>>45176961
When I started watching Gura she streamed 4+ days a week

>>45177101
You should know by now that Hololive is the idol corpo that places a lot of emphasis on things like Holofes. If you want girls that just stream and barely anything else you can always watch NijiEN

week, month, potato, potahto

>>45177101
Never happened

>>45177209
Or watch other en girls

Looks like retards are still spamming the thread. I'm going to personally lobotomize every menhera spammer in this split

>>45177292
Sounds good, you should do that

>>45176961
I don't. Not anymore. With their shitty management, m*les, and all that bs it just isn't fun to me anymore. Gura was the only one I was still watching, but she isn't streaming. Sucks.

>>45176432
WIIIIFE, I'm going to see my wife in an idol outfit soon

>>45177101
Hate to break it to you but that Gura has perished long ago and only an animated husk born from her bedrooms filthiest mold now skinwalks in her place

>man I don't care for idol stuff, concerts, songs, japan, japanese girls, their culture or their events
>I know, I'll watch Hololive!

>>45176920
>she actually liked it
this brat...

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA

>>45177530
>Gura talked about wanting to be like her childhood idol Miku
>She wanted to sing and dance on stage for a crowd of fans
>I don't like that she's going to do this

GURA I LOVE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I refuse to believe that some of you can regularly goom over 4 times every day without feeling like shit

>>45179011
gooming feels good tho?

>>45179011
Skill issue bro

>>45179011
I cum 2-3 times per day on average and have done so for the last 23 years or so
Since Gura debuted I have fapped to her more than anything else

>>45178539
So why can't she do both idol stuff and stream

>>45176536
>>45176601
>>45176760
just leave already

>>45179264
Maybe ask her instead of me

>>45179269
No, she said streams would be sparse until she got home. She's going home soon, so streams will come back

>>45179264

>>45179397
This is seriously her last chance, if she just keeps coming up with more excuses to not stream once she's back home a lot of people will leave.

>>45179570
no one who matters will leave

>>45179264
She's a low energy girl that plops down on her couch all exhausted from doing 1 thing per day, which I understand cause I had a phase like that in life

>>45179740
Sure thing, bud. Enjoy being "the last Chumbud" or whatever bullshit you want to cope with while Gura vanishes for months on end.

>>45179570
>a lot of people
lol just look at the majority of the replies to her tweet 95% are cheering her on and are happy for her
stop deluding yourself into thinking you parasocial faggots matter

>>45179915
Twitterfags are always overwhelmingly positive, also it sounds like you belong with them.

>>45179915
Maybe you should go back if you can't handle criticism here.

>>45180019
>Twitterfags are always overwhelmingly positive
clicheed cope

>>45179915
Go back to twitter faggot and stay there

>>45179877
I will be the last Chumbud

>>45180293
you wish

>>45180262
truth hurts huh?

>>45180372
nta but no one is gonna take you seriously here if you cry about "parasocial faggots"

>>45180464
funny, since you faggots are the only ones crying all day about gura doing idol stuff

>>45180548

>>45176601
Based and same. Plus staying up at ungodly hours for like 10 mins of content sucks ass.

>>45180548
>crying all day about gura doing idol stuff
That's not what's happening. People are crying about not getting any streams. There is nothing stopping her from doing both except herself.

>>45176601
Same desu

fes is good and I'm excited for it and on her behalf, but that doesn't mean I want things to stay like this afterwards
I assume she'll need a break to calm down and relax after returning, but eventually I hope she goes back to streaming 3 times a week at least, give or take

is it schizo o'clock already?

>>45180868
Yeah, and the break to calm down and relax will blend into her being busy with birthday preparations. Sorry guys, schedule is gonna stay spotty until July~

>>45181019
Don't forget the random 7+ day ghostings, the ones where she comes back and doesn't acknowledge them at all. I wonder how many of those we had last year.

you can tell this thread is filled with sisters

nice chumbies we got here

>>45181287
Post the other version

>>45181247
Sisters fucked up again as usual

>>45181308
Is there a lewd version? Can't find at the usual place.
Or did you mean this?

>>45181573
https://litter.catbox.moe/h86h0z.png

>>45181195
Gura really is someone who needs people to hold her accountable otherwise she'll just keep ghosting like this.

>There's chumbuds who don't want Gura to be like Miku
You fags should just watch Yuko or groom some 2view

>>45180705
No matter how many times you say "people", it won't make it less obvious it's just a couple of threadshitting faggots in here, including you.

>>45181831
I fully believe that schedules are what kept Gura streaming, even though she hated them. The moment they got dropped everything went down the shitter stream time wise.

>>45181709
ah, so it's a third party edit. Saved

>>45181906
They already did, they always the same person unironically

>>45181993
It's not?

Nice manager forced tweet Gura.

>>45182038
Reverse image search only gives me Gelbooru results that are tagged with third-party edits. Maybe they're tagged incorrectly, I don't know

>>45182101
Now if only that manager would actually be useful and forced Gura to stream and communicate.

>>45177029
Who knows.

>>45182291
Oh you're right, that's a damn good edit because I was convinced it was an official alt.

>>45182101
>>45181906

>Streaming+/SPWN
which one?
I got VPN

She wasn't gonna manage to go for years with schedules, it just fucked up her health too much. But it did help to make her more constant for sure.
I don't know what the solution is, it's somewhere between a fixed schedule and what we had the past months.

>>45181906
>>45182429
They are not even remotely close no matter how little Gura streams.

>>45181906
>The only difference between Gura and some 2view is how much they stream
So if Yuko started doing idol stuff you'd watch her instead?
I swear to god, the casual fan tourists we've gotten after Gura started streaming less..
This thread used to be full of people that liked spending time with Gura

>>45182898
Duh, but even fans want more. Of course his anti ass will always complain, but even as a day 1 member I'm not keen on things staying this way forever. At some point it will actually have to get better again

>>45182898
>This thread used to be full of people that liked spending time with Gura
This. Now its just filled with fags want to look cool in front of their "friends" as if this were a discord.

Gura piss on my cock <3

>>45183054
I think that's a problem of the whole board. These discord kids think shitting up the board is some kind of cool things.

Not a streamer anymore.

Sex with a fembud.

>>45183487
Also bots, i refuse to believe actual people can talk about the same weeks old gura bait 24/7 on the catalog.

>>45183579
correction!

I need Guraaaaaaaaa

Gura's really not going to say sorry to her fans for ghosting them again and not streaming? Fuck this bitch

>>45183889
She felt it was justified to vanish for 2 weeks to spend Thanksgiving with her family with no heads up, what makes you think she'd feel bad for not saying anything while working her ass off on Holo projects?

>>45183991
And on Christmas

>>45184196
That was after she announced her break due to health issues which is completely different than randomly fucking off like she did for thanksgiving.

>>45183889
go back, catalognigger

Hi guys i want to share this pic of my first meet with my gf my dream is to marry her

>>45184290
If you want them to go away you should be hoping for streams because that is the only thing they have to troll with.

>>45184361
Hot sweaty steamy unprotected sex

>>45184340
Why did you edit the photo of me and my daughterwife?

https://youtu.be/dKFnJCtcfMk
CHUMBUDS ARE YOU OK!?!? Really out here programming themselves Gura AI assistants

>them
no need to refer yourself as 3rd person

>>45184243
She didn't even say something to us on Christmas. Complete silence.

>>45184340
You need to start lifting. Look at how poorly your clothes fit and look at those pathetic shoulders.

>>45184437
Still more justified than the thanksgiving break, that was honestly one of the shittiest things she's ever done.

Alright Gura, can we get a fucking stream or member post? Don't make me send more complaints to your bosses

>>45184647
No
Buy the tickets

>>45184647
YOU WILL BUY THE MERCH
YOU WILL BUY THE TICKETS
YOU WILL STAY A MEMBER
AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY

>>45184647
>Karen complaint thrown in the trash
She's been with her bosses the past 2 months. They obviously want her to record and do vocal training more than streaming.

>>45184725
yes

>>45184725
So true, chumking

Reminder that Gura is aware of the fact that her armpits are erotic.

I was born to suffer

>>45184725
Unironically yes

>>45184912
I don't care.

>>45184415
Hi father in law

>>45184431
Hopefully I live long enough to see the tech advance to the point that every chumbie can have their own Gura.

>>45184978
Highly homosexual post

>>45184725
this guy gets it

I will make a schizo post in the next members post replies, just ya watch

>>45185062
have fun getting dogpiled

>>45185062
Go for it sister!

>>45185062
Reminder that if you aren't a rainbow your opinion is irrelevant.

>>45184912
*licky licky*

>>45183581
You were never a streamer at all, anon. You were always a shitposter on 4chan. Wake up.

>>45184725
This.

Aren't you tired of this?

Vagina bones

>>45185344
If only we were still in the days of worrying about delayed schedules or 3-4 days of nothing
I get the circumstances but if you look at the past 6 months they were really bad

>>45185172
Member tridents are the ones holding on hope that things will go back to 2021 days. The real fans are 2022 members.
I bought membership for a return stream. You merely adopted the hiatus. I was born in it, molded by it. I did not see a stream until I was already a hairpin.

>>45185344
for me, it's more like this

>>45185344
Nyo

>>45185562
>I did not see a stream until I was already a hairpin.

are we posting membership? go shove your dildo elsewhere, faggot

>>45185703 (me)

>>45185562 (me)
>Member tridents are the ones holding on hope that things will go back to 2021 days.
*Rainbow tridents

Gura brand slime kit

>>45185781
Same here, based day 1
I really hope this year will be better

>>45185562
>I did not see a stream until I was already a hairpin.
Thats actually funny

>>45186054
Menhera threadshitters who will come crawling back the next stream should not be forgiven

I stopped going to /hlgg/ since gura stopped streaming. I used to watch other holos and discuss them there but i barely care about hololive these days

>>45186054
I wish Rindo was still around...

>>45186249
Eh, there's a lot of great stuff happening in JP as always, no reason not to enjoy that

How come every other myth finds time to set up collabs and streams in this crazy busy time leading up to fes but Gura is so special that she can't find one hour to do a short chatting stream for us?

>>45186466
no passion for her work, no connection with her fans. How many times do I need to explain this to you guys?

Goob morning, I love Gura!

>>45186466
stop asking question you already know the answer

>>45186466
>>45186523
>1 minute apart

>>45186249
I'm the opposite, in the beginning I only watch Gura. I have a couple of EN/JP I also watch now.

>>45186581
ESLfaggot...

>>45186249
This but unironically, I still catch Fauna sometimes but everything else has just been hurrying up and waiting.

>>45186466
You said it, she's special.

>>45186412
But JP will never as great as Gura...

>>45186678
*be

>>45186644
I can't imagine Gura stops streaming and the only thing chumbuds do is browse /ggg/ all day. Sounds depressing. i've been here 15 minutes today and I wanna kill myself

>>45186727
sure you are, totally not samefagging this thread 12 hours/day

>>45186727
I come to these threads out of habit. Half the posts these days are by menheras and the large portion of this board that hates us.

>>45186727
>the only thing chumbuds do is browse /ggg/ all day
What makes you think that?

>>45186727
I'm a hornyposter. T u T

>>45186727
You're not missing out on anything on /ggg/ if gura is not streaming.
I mostly spend time on /vtai/ nowadays.

>>45186249
Same. I used to be a big unityfan but the less Gura streams the less I care about Holo in general. I haven't really watched other holos in months. Although I've been watching Kanata play Dark Souls and Sekiro recently, that's something

I think it's very telling that people say Gura "wants to be Hatsune Miku". What does that even mean? Hatsune Miku is not a real person. I think it's code for "i want a bunch of hardworking and talented people to release a bunch of content under my name and image for me" Sad!

>>45186785
If you want people to stop hating you, you should stop being a schizo and shitting up threads.

>>45186249
I've only ever watched Gura. Watching women streaming without getting naked or vtubers in general is pretty cringe.

>>45187118
Based, I've never understood globalfags who complain about dead hours. Imagine watching vtubers all day long.

>>45186968
Yeah it's hard to care about hololive in general when gura hardly seems to care about it. Or if she does she sure as hell is doing her best at hiding it. Recently it's always just other members bringing her up but never the other way around, like she wants to be as disconnected from others as much as possible

>>45187083
miku is real.

You are only allowed to touch one part of this shark child. Which part do you touch?

>>45187761
Her bald cunny

Why non chumbuds care so much about gura streaming or not? they really think people are going to stop loving her because she doesn't stream a lot. Look at Ayame and Shion for example, hell i even throw Laplus in there, people don't care, they just love their oshi and that's it, why is that so hard to understand?

>>45187810
>bald cunny
You must be talking about someone else. Waxing stream when?

>>45187886
Ayame, Shion, and Laplus also get a lot of flack for not streaming. Being in Hololive is a privilege that thousands of women on twitch and youtube would give their left ovary for. And these girls waste it daily

>>45187886
It's the only ammo they have

>>45187108
Are you retarded?

>>45186466
Lazy rich girl?

>>45188195
Fucking pampered brat, I'll have to instigate some gratefulness into her bratty pussy.

>>45187886
Why do you think it's not chumbuds? You don't think there might be chumbuds that are frustated how things currently are?

>enter /ggg/
>no one post crippled man but instead residence are happily bite a bait
>exit thread

>>45188301
you're a bad chumbud if you want your oshi to stream

Slit.

>>45187886
Their fans care too and also want the old days back, but they also know enough about how their oshis feel and what they get up to otherwise that they've given up completely, it's not happening. La+ being the exception because she wasn't exactly a streaming monster to begin with, and her issues are very off topic.
I hope we don't go through the same thing as them, but I've also been hoping that for months and it only got worse. Only thing I'm holding onto at this point is 18:30 or so for Valentines, it'd be nice if getting better this year meant actually being around.

>>45188322
I'll reply to you so you have to come back

I wish just once I could talk to a bunch of other real chumbuds about how they feel without giving the schizos something to latch onto

>>45188700
Wait for comfy hours

Imagine this with Gura
https://litter.catbox.moe/15s9i9.jpg

>>45188767
too small

>>45188608
I love how the daki is generating arts like it's a new outfit

>>45188816
Gayest post itt

>>45188700
Then be smarter than some of us and leave until she's back. Check on Sundat or Monday.

>>45188816
gtfo

>>45188855
>>45188920
nyo u

Ngl, I love booba Gura.

>>45188960
Look at Gura's model, faggot. If you don't like her canon body then fuck off.

>>45189031
>chumbie doesnt know how clothes work
embarrassing

>>45189154
ngl I prefer this kind of bait over the shit we've been getting lately

Can't wait for my smol gura plush to get here

>>45189029
Based

Sorry guys i'm a newbud
What holo*27 means?
I have to buy Day 2 and 27 to watch all holo fes Gura?

Ejaculating inside of your shark idol daughter the night of her big performance

>>45189314
It's called holo27 cause Cover is cutting down on costs by letting go of all but 27 holos. Thankfully, Gura is among those they will keep in 2023.

>>45189342
Then she goes on a suspended platform like in her birthday 3D live and the goom drips on the spectators...

>>45189314
collab album with vocaloid boi Deco*27

>>45188960
>>45189154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc1jDOeUdT4

>>45189573
Holy based

>>45189314
Yes. holo*27 will be worth every penny, everything is new, well except for the covers. i'm only interseted with Ghost Rule for the cover segment

>>45189573

>>45189573
too small, budding mogs your shit tastes B^)

please god let things be normal again when she's back from Japan

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>45189822

>>45189906
what do you mean? things are pretty normal right now

>>45189822
retard die

Has Gura ever seen her dad's penis?

>>45190077
I want old normal not new normal

>>45189660
I only like maybe 3 songs in holo27, I find most to be really meh

>>45190079
so you bite the concern trolling false flaggers bait but you respond to me, a fellow gura enjoyer, with rabid hatred
you silly silly man

>>45190184
Yeah, and her husband's too. Both mine

>>45190231
>a fellow gura enjoyer
>too small, budding mogs your shit
rope

that deco*27 interview really shows how jp composers only know gura for being cute, hence the lack of song variety

>>45190184
Can't speak for Gura, but I certainly have.

>>45190184
uh, yeah, gura's dad?
*shits pants violently*

>>45190274
>they hated jesus because he told them the truth

>>45190471

>>45173626
and I'll hug and kiss you back :3

>>45190278
>Gura is a cute loli
>Let's have her moan.
Kinda based ngl.

>>45190536
My Gura <3

>>45190579
Yeah, if only the song wasn't garbage...

GURA! Sit on me!

>>45186249
I've been like this for awhile now. I only care about Gura so I don't go into /hlgg/ at all

important gura chest debate

https://poal.me/sat40i
https://poal.me/sat40i
https://poal.me/sat40i

Please Gura describe the smell of your cun cun right now I beg you

>>45186249
can't keep up with hlg to begin with, been with oshi threads ever since

>>45190748
Slit your wrists

My wives, they will rape me one day when they find a way to turn me into a shota!

>>45190834
Why would you want to turn into a shota? They'll make fun of your tiny pp and look for an ojisan to fuck them, you might even get dicked too...

>>45190813
the chumbies have it
budding reigns

>>45190891
Stop that! They would never abandon me!

>>45187234
what's even more insane is that they'll literally shame you and call you an anti for only watching your oshi and/or just a small handful of girls, as if watching/following all 75 hololive talents is required for enjoying any of it at all. people in splits are generally a lot more reasonable when they're not busy biting bait from schizos

>>45190834
I love how sexually uncomfortable Gawr is.
Gawr my pure and innocent brat. T u T

>>45191120
She merely exerts a mask impurity, but deep down she truly is innocent and has no knowledge of lewd things, I will teach her, gently... slowly...delicately!

Check out this image I found of Gura IRL

>>45191236
where's the mask and sunglasses

>>45191236
damn, the tako was right, gura's hats are cute

>>45190748
I'm glad people agree. Gura is flat, but not 100% flat. She's got tiny mosquito bite sized hills

>cant buy a ticket in my cunt
what de fug I was about to give them 150 euro for a fucking stream do they hate money

>>45191572
Just watch it with the rest of us piratebros and buy another gura daki instead

>>45191603
guess I have no choice
restreams are always stoolwater though man this sucks
it worked last year

>>45191805
cursed toes

>>45191945
i want to lick gura's cameltoe toes

>>45191999
Feet cunnies...

Also this may be a good time to share these since I never actually done it before though it's not too lewd anyway, also keep an eye on pixiv on the 28th.
https://litter.catbox.moe/3uapb2.PNG
https://litter.catbox.moe/qg7zfr.PNG
https://litter.catbox.moe/5bmjvj.PNG
https://litter.catbox.moe/i1wd23.PNG

>>45192040
Beautiful

>>45192040
ooh i like the fingering ones

>>45192040
Gawr being molested by Gura is my fetish

why is she like this

1116 files in my Gura porn folder. 3 GB.

>>45192455
most Gura lewds are dogshit, you just have far too low of standards

>>45192699
There's like 2000 Gura lewds on Pixiv alone and I'm really autistic about quality, trust me.

>>45192834
>I'm really autistic about quality
Clearly not, most of the posters here have shit taste and accept shitty lewds. My folder is sub 500 despite all the checking I've done on pixiv, the boorus, and twitter. You just have shit standards because there aren't 1000+ good Gura lewds posted right now

>>45192655

>>45193012
Oh nyo~ someone is jealous of my superior gooming collection...

I have no files in my Gura goom folder.

>>45193106
I just don't get why someone would brag about liking shitty images.

>>45193146
Explain yourself, chumbie

>>45193480
Why didn't you post the webm of this? Anyway I just goom to whatever gets posted here.

my goom collection only has big breasted Gura in it

I'm the king of /ggg/.

>>45194034
Why do you look like this?

>>45194078
I don't.

>>45194128
Cope

>>45194234
>C-Cop-
Kneel.

>>45194297
You kneel

>>45194375
Shut up, peasant.

Do you think Gura likes to get her little lady bits touched?

>>45194406
Why are you being so cheeky today, onaholebud? Do you want us to go rough on you today?

>>45194489
You're annoying.