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News:
Luxiem UFO Catcher Plushies: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1619968811901550595
Iluna x Sweets Paradise Collab: https://twitter.com/SP_collabo/status/1626511177332457473
Luxiem at Anime Impulse SD: https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1627397610410745857
Outfit status: 2 weeks

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem Artbook: https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/fromagee/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
Noctyx Anniversary
Iluna 6 Months
Iluna x Ensky Hobby: https://www.enskyshop.com/products/list?character_id=1231
Gm/Gn VPs
Unit art Vol. 2

LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban !
he LIVES !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-bus2YAd7Q

Fat cat

Current Streams:
Vox Little Misfortune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmU7iSy-tr8
Ike Neon White: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9-hbZIvNlw
Mysta Minecraft: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKnbaGtYq98
Alban Sons of the Forest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-bus2YAd7Q
Hex Little Misfortune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdnbR3s7AqU

Upcoming:
Aster Clubhouse Games feat. Finana (7hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV4ZOw8umrA
Kyo Zatsu (9hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwNSzggRn1w

KELVIN NOOOOO

VOX PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

alban is such a bad mom...

>>45116666
HE MUTED
FUCK

No.....

alban....don't go....what's the surprise....i can't take the suspense....

I can't wait for alban's sex tape tomorrow!!!!!

HEEEEXX?

Alban is not part of the mario kart collab as expected

no alban for mario kart....his switch is broken...

going schizo why has he been gone for so long

bye alban stay healthy and happy always

cute 400 year old shota body that can't handle any food1

Stream is really shitting itself today

Alban is so excited for FFVII...cute...

I love my demon husband so much

>>45118921
he's being so funny today

>>45119103
Can't stop thinking about how much of a shota he is, he's so cute

Luca in koto's stream

Hex youre not seeing heaven

updated schedule

I would let vox be my parasite

Hex you druggie

milord.....

>>45121018
Let him want to fuck his own species

>>45121065
can't blame him, monster cock is on another level

this game is kinda boring, fran bow is still way better

uwwwwo vox getting seduced and fucked by a 10 ft demon uwwwoooo!!!

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

The boys keep teasing that tons of stuff is coming soon, I’m getting hyped

mysta still fighting for his life on mc (and luca is there?)

milord joined

>>45121118
When you thought he'd be the monster that fucks his brother but instead it's the two of them fighting over monster cock

ike and shu joining when.....

mysta......................

luxiem singing old songs is cute

i miss wife

this is making me anxious

mysta....................................................it's over

F

milord i don't think that would go like you expect

https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid/status/1635977083963809794
My wife is alive! but he'll be gone for one more day...

i want milord to watch bluey now

I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband!! I wonder what he was so busy with today... I'd say I hope he has a POV for mario but with his internet being unpredictable (although supposedly fixed) I won't get my hopes up this time

>>45119584
>>45121522
thank you

I really miss wife...

wuca love! "3rd outfit" still makes me think he was talking about his 2nd outfit

Vox in Ike's chat

>>45125751
We'll see him tomorrow!

Oh..

>>45126884
Sonny "I'm not a furry" Brisko

>>45126884
it fits him extremely well

>>45126884
briskadets....I saw a wolf wife too

foxmafia enjoyers get to eat well this week

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>45127851
I love Foxmafia

>>45129694
theyre so cute together, mysta getting frustrated then luca joining and he cheers up was cute

Missing violisko again

>>45130373
going out for fun but coming home with two molested ToTs

>8 (EIGHT) hours of Ike today
I’m so happy, I love him so much.
So many boys streaming that I’m starting to get a backlog though, I’ll never catch up…

>>45126833
but I want him now........

Teamup updated, I think. Looks like Alban's not in the Mario Kart collab, at least based on the timing of the FFVII stream he announced on twitter.

>>45133814
It'll be tomorrow in no time fellow sheep we just have to be patient and wish him well

>>45134713
cute wife and dog....uuuu

>>45134258
according to the takaradachis liveposting earlier, yeah he said he wasnt

>>45134801
Cute wife and his cute dog that keeps disrupting his sleep

>>45134258
Yeah, bitch broke his switch

i ran some errands today and as soon as i got home i started missing wife again so i brought his puppet with me to the kitchen and now he'll watch me make supper

>>45135456
i'm glad dog is keeping wife company

>>45135768
Have a cute pape wife

>"my favorite accent? german or when an asian person tries to speak english"
kek

>>45136857
Mysta's got the right idea but only certain Asian people

>>45135768
i feel ya anon… my only day off and wife is sick… i had vod and pape wife with me all day when i was sewing, cleaning the house and now i’m thinking of baking cookies to keep me occupied or else i’ll go shizo! i have mine propped up on a high self since i don’t want him to be messy from the dough

>>45137029
i agree, it is cute sometimes but the way he said it made me laugh. the nicest way to say esl accent

>>45136536
i love him... mine is sitting on my thermos cap

>>45137118
ooooh, what type of cookies and which vod? i missed the first and last bits of TLOU gameplay, that's what i'm watching while i eat

i will give mysta a child

>>45138230
whoa comfydant hivemind… i was just rewatching his whole tlou! i just finish the third vod and am starting the last one. as for cookies i was craving something super chocolatey (since another of my manic episodes today was to diy and mod my white headphones to look like an oreo when folded up)
i don’t have a name to the cookie, probably a reverse chocochip? i eyeballed the measurements and now it ended up being super fudgey and brownie in texture with white choco chunks…
if you don’t mind me asking, how was your dinner? hope it’s comfy with wife!

>>45139094
i'm catching up on the totsu section of his king of the castle stream now, because my shit memory means i don't remember whether i finished it or not. those cookies sound amazing! i love chocolate. my dinner was great, i had tteokbokki, but i only had access to frozen rice cakes and they're just not the same as fresh ones...

>>45138381
make sure it's a girl

WTF DID WIFE IMPLY HE'S GETTING SPONSORED TO READ PRIEST NOVELS???

>>45137118
>>45139094
Holy moly anon, I just came back from grocery shopping and I also bought ingredients to make cookies

>>45139491
haha that’s at least one of the good things with shit memory, you can experience the vod like new! from what i recall, wife was so bratty that day.
oh! i haven’t had tteokbokki in a while, that sounds real nice.
>>45139938
oh god i hope so! i bet he’d love priest’s works. i miss his shill voice it’s so calming and he does these cute passionate tangents

>>45139550
but he wants a boy...

>>45139938
WHEN?? WHERE

>>45140321
comfydant hivemind!
what kind of cookie are you baking? at this point we can have a bakesale or tea party

>>45140321
I was planning on buying cookie ingredients too since i'm bored......comfydant hivemind is too real and scary at this point

>about to read some delicious omegaverse fanfic with all the tropes I like
>there's untagged cuntboy in it
ONE FUCKING JOB. WRITERS HAVE ONE FUCKING JOB.

>>45140723
join us anon! mine's finally cooled down and as i was storing it, they look like the fanart with the comfydants in the jar kek

>>45140482
almost at the end now and i definitely did not watch this because otherwise i would have freaked out over the priest mention earlier
>>45140657
king of the castle zatsu, he mentioned priest novels getting licensed and just nonchalantly said "we'll talk about them soon... oops spoilers!" and moved on. this man infuriates me

>>45140677
I have the ingredients to make sugar cookies but I've been thinking of making mint chocolate chip cookies because I am insane and I just finished my tub of mintchoc icecream so I'm sad about it

>>45141287
yeah...house is a little messy rn but i'll try to bake them asap
>>45141424
oh I remember him saying that, but I thought he was just implying he was going to buy the volumes

>>45141424
holy fuck my memory really was that bad! fuck wife and his soft comfy voice lulling me to a braindead daze that i can't even retain important information but instead just mindlessly horny wifepost

>>45141579
that was my first reaction too, but the "oops spoilers" part.... i really hope he gets to do another shill stream soon, he really shines in those and they make him so happy.
>>45141642
crossing my fingers it's not a red herring. i'm going to finally finish can ci pin on the off-chance it's real

sisters they are trying to attack hex

>>45142705
I’ll attack his intestines with laxatives and make him shit himself first

>>45143215
wtf

>>45143215
Anon...I am speaking as a scatfag here but what the fuck did you type out?

>>45143215
based

Everyone's laughing at us again sisters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqunPoTiy4c

minecrawft with ver

As a sicklings, i didnt think a censored dilso was that big deal

>>45143770

Alban rape

Is Hex a new solid candidate for a guy himself on stream?

Kyo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwNSzggRn1w

>>45143997
Am i dumb? I don’t understand this sentence

>>45143913
Hex is so funny

>>45144108
I’m asking if Hex has a high probability of pissing himself on stream

>>45143997
are you on drugs?

>>45143895
no wonder ver said erection trends on twitter when hex livestreams

>>45141467
oops late reply and suddenly the threads in a different topic...
based mintchocokun, it's so hard to find mintchoco cookies you gotta make them yourself! hope whatever you end up making between the two turns out great and good luck with the baking fellow comfydants itt <3 stay sane

cute

>>45144233
me on bottom right

>>45144217
I’m high on male piss

>>45144232
I cant wait for their collab

Yeah, I like ver.

>>45144233
I am too lazy to be creative with baking today but whenever I successfully make mintchoc cookies I will report back

uki its too early for me to be linking a thread of a bunch of guys in underwear but thanks

how do you hate your voice ver....

>>45145115
isn't that pretty normal? i hate hearing recordings of my voice

Vertle…

ver is very vertile

>>45145041
uki being gay lets him get away with so many things, its hilarious

>>45145194
It is...I just think vers voice is cute ;_;

>>45145518
society

>>45145589
ver's voice is cute anon

I love his retarded laugh

ver shocked that plants grow when taken care of

>>45147182
autism

sex with ver (rape)

>>45147309
taking advantage of him after he knocks himself out when he bashes his head against the ground

>>45147309
based

ver is a villion person

kek

ver's moans..... TTOTT

milord love

ver is so easily distracted when he plays minecraft. always doing 2/3 things before getting to what he said he was gonna do

ver naming his new dog. doggio dogscythe

doggio dogscythe....

Is alban ok

>>45141211
>cuntboy

condolences for your shock but can i have the link

>>45148837
no

doggio really takes after his namesake

>>45149046
may you have untagged omega vaginas flying into your eyes from all angles in all directions from now on

>>45149707
cope and seethe

>>45149046
Who pissed in your cereal man

i miss wife...

>>45150215
my oshi :9

>>45150335
STOP REMINDING ME HE ISN'T HERE TODAY.....AIEEEEEE, TOMORROW OKAY TOMORROW WE'LL SEE HIM!!!!

>>45149832
fulgur is never coming back, count your days

bye kaichou

auban mengen

auban

>>45150500
no... wife... i'm countering your hex with the futa brothers that fic i wrote in the archive

There he is...

i'm really excited for crisis core

>>45150500
what do you mean he's not coming back? he's literally sleeping on my bed rn

alban....TOT

>>45150923
okay dog

he's so cute I can forgive his annoying fans

>>45151003
borf borf

>>45151037
good doggo

>>45150791
Wife please come back the sheeps are in fighting.... ;;-;;

Kyo squishing my cheeks while I sniff him TOT

my internet....please....i just want to watch alban....

alban is so childish TOT

alban is so cute

Looks made by a 10 years old

i wish our merch looked like this

i'm going to cry

Oh...........

alban...

what if I doompost

i'm going to kill myself

:(

the takoyakis are scaring me... please don't kill yourselves, you just returned to healthy population levels

I feel like I'm actually going to cry

Are albanians okay

whats going on, albanians are scaring me

I have no idea what is happening right now why is the thread so depressing today...

i'm crying

>>45154966
Are they ever okay?

>>45155042
Takoyaki are you okay?

>>45155042
Same tako...same...

>>45155111
i'll get back to my regular alban rape posting after this stream....

full mariokart boys lineup is vox, ike, shu, luca, mysta, sonny, uki, kyo, ren, ver, hex and doppio

>>45155034
its a membership stream, let them vaguepost

ngmi

>>45155265
They're vaugeposting in a concerning way! I'm worried for the cats!

>>45155213
Pretty based

as long as sex cat is not graduating....

Which boys are the most yume friendly?

>>45155265
NTA but the last time a lot of people negatively vagueposted mengen it turned into a whole situation, you'll have to forgive me for being wary

>>45155171

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm scared for Alban and his cats now...

>>45155659 (me)
forgot my pic

>>45155359
it was just too real, nothing concerning !

oh i'm excited....

I hate you vague kittens right now, I went and got his stupid membership just so I can understand what everyone was talking about it.

cats you may be overpopulated but please dont die...

i hope takaradachis get their balls cut off for vagueposting i hate this shit

My stream is lagging so bad aghhhhhhhhh

>>45155609
as per their reputations, vox and hex

>>45156129
you should always neuter your cats!

>>45156146 (me)
forgot to mention Ver as a good cozy seiso alternative

>>45156129
but it's a mengen.......

>>45156271
i don't care you fucking stupid ass cat i'm going to boil you alive

>>45156319
anon take birth control next time

>>45156319
cat meat is sour

>>45156319
Yummy

>>45156362
.....how do you know that............

>>45156396
we've talked about this before

piochan doing an open poll to decide what anime his membership watch along to be...my dumb idiot

>>45156437
Kadet..

auban cute

>>45156628
dummy dummy dumb cute cute cute

>>45156319
are you a comfydant that keeps threatening to boil anons? you need some new threats man

i love auban so much it hurts

>>45156678
but i like boiled food

>>45156726
so you want to eat the albanians?

Which of the boys' mascots are the most edible? i suppose we can make mutton out of comfydants and sushi from briskadets and nuggets from scythekicks..

>>45156835
yes

So glad my oshi wont be in the collab for long. Its too early (if i even have the correct time)

im glad my oshi's fan mascot cant be eaten

>>45156916
Do you get a different cut of meat if you cook chicks instead of chickens like veal and beef

>>45156916
scythekicks are literally bred for slaughter, they're top one. then comfydants in second and briskadets in third

>>45156396
my mom told me, she hasn't tried it herself but she heard it from other people.

>>45156916
Stargazers seem like they'd be sweet, maybe like nata de coco.

>>45157060
i think i've told this story before but i met a friend of a friend whose internship involved a mini guillotine for chicks

>>45157113
They're jellyfish,I bet they'd taste great as a savoury dish

i know yuguys are extinct but i wonder what they tasted like, or if they were even edible

>>45157229
they would be ramune flavored with a candy shell and gooey in the middle

bye bye auban

thank you for cute comfy mengen alban i hope you stay happy and healthy always ! big BIG LOVE ! アルバーン最高!

i wonder if the surprise he was talking about yesterday was crisis core

I LOVE MY WHORE I LOVE MY WHORE I LOVE MY WHORE I LOVE MY WHORE I LOVE MY WHORE I LOVE MY WHORE I LOVE MY WHORE

>>45156916
piochan has already said scythekicks are delicious, you can only imagine how many of us have already been eaten

>>45157023
if you're a flip you can eat a deep fried 1day old chick whole or the usual fertilized duck egg with the chick embryo already forming

>>45157001
"Can't be eaten" is a subjective term, please share with the class

>>45157372
I thought the surprise was tomorrow (?)

>>45157683
oh....he said it yesterday for me...i forgot about timezones

>>45157673
you can't eat lion cubs

>>45157744
I'll try anything once you're just lucky I'm not a poacher

cute alban

>>45157911
thank god for that

>>45157744
come here lucub, i won't hurt you

I will repeat that part just to make myself cry again

I am now going to watch Alban's mengen VOD and if it turns out that the doomcats were vague posting over nothing, I will help the comfydant boil all of you.

>>45158141
anon I-

I will shoot and eat a lion cub, don't tempt fate

>>45156916
comfydants taste like poop

>>45157287
that sounds delicious...they must have been all devoured after the Yugosnap

>>45158730
Babes please, I taste like mintchoco

>>45159113
that's not me you cunt

I want to raise my own portable wife

>>45159320
Are you jealous chocokun? kawaii~

>>45159460
if you can get jealous i can too

>>45158100
>>45158386
we're plush lion cubs you can't eat stuffing

>>45158141 (me)
I will refrain from boiling the cats this time, but you all need some other punishment because that wasn't that bad. Where are the thread sadists who can come up with something appropriate?

>>45159540
my one true love is you baby! I won't ever flirt with anyone else, no one ever tells me to kill myself quite like you (´｡• ᵕ •｡`)

>>45159690
i....i said it wasn't concerning....just too real TOT

>>45159690
theres always spitroasting

>>45159690
well if you don't want to boil them you can just dunk them in water, cats hate water

>>45159800
See:
>>45154787
>>45154726
>>45154544
>>45154930
>>45155042

>>45159909
ok...i'm guilty......

>>45159840
I like this.
>>45159857
Too nice. I will dunk them in pee.

>>45159690
>that wasn't that bad

I'm still crying over it but I guess I'm too schizo...

>>45159981
dunking little white kittens in pee until they're yellow and smelly

>>45159336
I'll give tamasonny? sonnyotchi? a taste of his own medicine

>>45159690
why are you pretending to be me i'm the cat boiler here bitch

>>45159857
Doing picrel to an albanian

>>45160439
anon your reading reps

>>45160326
Why is sonny always getting abused

>>45160575
that is fucking nasty...milk...it must've smelled foul

>>45160596
...............sorry the spicy gay merman sex fanfic i was reading boiled my brain...............

>>45160625
Turnabout is fair play

>>45160825
you and your boiled things, do you have no other adjective

>>45161004
leave me and my boiled things alone

>>45160439
Don't be mad, I'm a fan of your methods.

I love how all the stream titles have a strict "No Girls Allowed" vibe going on. I hope more male-only collabs are like this, it's hilarious.

Is Doppi still confused about the time or is he starting early?

>>45161431
he has no concept of time

>>45161290
male-only heaven...no cooties!!

>>45161431
its to account for him taking 10 mins to get ready and 40 mins of zatsu before hand, never mind the extra 10 mins it'll take for everyone else to get ready time zones are hard for him

I hate that Kyo ruined what could've been a nice ewiwa rose kino moment, even shu had the tact to not join

No one understands time zones at all!

>>45161586
kyo and doppio know there will be a delay and scuff

>>45161486
The all-boys harem dream....why can't it be real....

>>45161652
why is vox always the adult why is he never the shota this is not fair why is he always the grown ass one in these art I want shota baby boy demon representation too where is my goddamn art of him being a fucking shota why is he always a goddamn fucking adult huh? just because he has a deep voice doesn't mean he cant be a baby child give me a fucking shota VOX

>>45161652
>dead anime mom hair
owari da

oh the boys lineup is so good...i'm kinda sad wife is not there....he gets along with more than half of them uuuuu

>>45161957
Because he's daddy.

i'll watch the vods for the collab....i want to focus on crisis core...please livepost lots everyone

>>45162124
He can be both, he's a large man he contains multitudes

>>45161957
when hes the adult i can at least daydream of his sons growing up and fucking him like a milf but your platitudes are valid anon

>>45162486
mmmmm, wife and wife's wife adopting piochan

>>45161957
LAM bros are cursed to be daddy and mommy

>>45162879
cute wife please sauce

>>45162775
IMAGINE

Scarles allowed to put voices on stream…was wasnt my oshi ;;;

>>45163484 (me)
Why*

>>45162920
it's an image i saved back in september, i'll try and find it

>>45163015
Adoption arc

>>45164019
finally, a happy family...!

>>45164019
that's kinda cute.....

>>45164175
Wife and wife's wife and his son, no more dead babies!

>>45164188
Fuuchan and Uki getting together in HS, later getting married and adopting Doppi an Italian Brazillian New Yorker

>>45164474
i hope piochan is heavy sleeper, having these two as parents must be something else..

I love Alban Knox with all my heart