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LORE CATCH UP:
Last thread's new lore/discussion you might have missed:
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SPACE ANCHOR
Space here!

If you'd like to contribute to the space AU, you can get started by skimming this page: https://rentry.org/cvt40k-start-how

Lore Archive:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ukyK3_sidebA_kLuH8i1I6TuVyFkWeJSYvyhqT6FMRU/edit?usp=sharing

Stellar Objects:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FIoW2jXshYn5FD2b5g7IJX4MILYFOI9hRboE-dAyjtg/edit?usp=sharing

>>44914146
Should this post be added to the lore anchor?

I wonder what our screw head is up to, meatheads do you have any new updates?

>>44987403
NTA, but I hope they do, its a nice tidbit

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>>44985901
Forgot to anchor this >>44914146
Rosebuta parasite

Ahem, CLEAR

>>44934016 (me)
I saw a lot of tidally locked planets while doing this, I could try to find a planet that matches Despina.

question, would you guys commonly agee that the center of the nebula where most contact happens shares a common language?

>>45000169
That would make sense, I imagine many cultures would have their own language, but people who can expect to interact with people from other systems like merchants and space-internet users would probably gravitate towards some shared language.

bump

What kinds of beans does your country have?

Reminder that pic related got some assists.

>>45000169
I mean the idea of a "common" language is kinda iffy unless you make a distinct effort to make the whole of any population speak a single langauge

>>45002931
I guess it wouldn't be the first language of everyone, but it would be a common second language.

>>45002628
This nigga eatin beans!!

>>45004258
As long as its not syo. Unless its syo sauce and fermented tofu. Legumes, red beans, black beens, kidney beans are all good protein and iron. I hear fava beans taste good with liver.

>>45002823
mage cope?

>>45002931
ahh, my wording might have come off wrong, i didn't mean they all only speak jsut this one "vitubiann" language but rather that there exists soemthing that the cor eof the nebula where msot of the activity is centered around has basicly their own version of english that would be a pretty common secondary or third language

>>45011170
yea, this makes alot more sense kek

>>45006297
Onions sauce, not SYO. B

>>45017874
wtf is this shit?

>>45018211
/ourgirl/ alice

Bump.

>>45018371
ToT alicesama come back

>>45011170
I feel like even if that didn't exist, something like this would arise purely for economical/mass communications reasons

>>45018109
>he doesnt know

claro

Bramp

>>45029949
Whats the lore behind bramp?

CLAIR

Eclair.

CLEAR

Come oooonnn.... CLEAR

>>45036842
STAY WITH ME, DONT GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT

>>45038761
STAY WITH MEEEE MAYONAKA NO DOA O TATAKIIII
https://youtu.be/moR4uw-NWLY

bump

Not now! COME ON! CLEAR

If /ag/ has floating McDonald's in space what do the other fetish threads have?

>>44754430
>>44827712
>>44859233
>>44912035
>>44926720
>>44928444
You amaze me with your speed and quality! Very impressive work, it feels as if you have tied this all together. While also showing the complexities of the situation overall which I appreciate as such complexities are forgotten too much. What is your next plan? I see the war has seemingly started but do you plan on still building the complexities or going into it. Love Sasaki as a character a lot, and all of them are quite interesting!

Do you need work done on your new map from me also? I do not quite understand what an Iridisian is! HOWEVER, i think i can make sense. It's NijiEN, no?
>>45040024
based!

New lore for Risu; Risuners poop gold

CLEARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

LIVE YOU PIECE OF SHIT CLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

GEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGH CLEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR

>>45045522
That's gonna be a FUCKING KEK from me friend. Actually I remember an old Ben 10 episode where a city was rich as fuck because some aliens would literally shit gold and eat a fuckload of popcorn.

>>45052235
Please let this be a joke

Short prompt:
Write a 1 paragraph story about your local cuisine

>>45052484
Not sure, some anons seem to have hit critical brain rot recently and have begun speaking in odd tongues, might be divegrass related

Unallowed to die until the thread runners return

SEX

CLEAR

test

ok not on vacation. CLEAR

>>44986135
https://rentry.org/Fall-of-Yokosuka-and-Edos-Reaction

>>45043782
>>44970082
thanks for the support!!!

>>45059869
Cool! Do you know what the Navy's stance will be regarding loyalty to the shogun?

>>45060407
That’s a secret! (Mostly bc i dont know yet.)

>>45060513 (me)
The navy has a lot of issues here because legally, they should have done something but the by-law doesn’t clarify if its foreigners or internal threats and Yamashita negotiated with the commander since the naval commander at the moment would rather have just stayed out of it. Furthermore, they are loyal to the Emperor first but they are also supposed to be loyal to the shogun too. Nothing like this has happened since they were formed so its not an easy place for them to take a side as its far from clear cut.

bump

>>45053289
>Mama mama, is it ready yet?
>Patience little Peona, a good sauce takes time.
>Stop bothering your mom while she cooks.
>But daaaad, I'm hungry!
Looks like dad has drawn the wrath of Peona, and Azulie can bring her attention back to the bubbling pot. A pioneer's life on the path isn't an easy one, but she's happy to help make a small part of it easier. The thick soranese meat sauce is coming to life, the cream Azulie just injected shifting its shade from a deep purple to a pale lilac. The acidic blue fruits they'd resupplied with at the fledging pekoran colony lacked the sweetness of the bright red tomatoes she was used to, but they brought those subtle flavors of sage and taragon everyone seemed to enjoy.
It was nice to get some fresh ingredients to work with.
Azulie lifted the hermetically sealed pot from the induction circle, looked at the delicious sauce one more time through the glass lid, and plugged the pot's side-port to the pasta extruder, which started sucking the warm sauce into its piping. Cooking in zero-G brought some difficulties, but with the right equipment it was really no problem. The requirement that no floating crumbs or droplets be created meant that all utensils had to be washed automatically, no washing up sinks to do, which was nice.
>Ahh the machine is spitting the spaghet! Look dad look!
The azkian spaghetti extrusion always excited Peona. The tubular glutenous starwheat came out of the machine into a bag, each pasta filled with a core made with the fresh soranese sauce. Looked a bit like a hotdog machine. Azulia filled three smaller bags with her family's dinner, and sent the remaining stuffed spaghetti to a larger bag for a latter meal.
>Alright, Peona, Dad, dinner's ready!

>>45064483
God I love food porn

Bump

>>45066510
Unless you're making the spaghetti noodles from scratch the only complicated thing about it is the sauce. I do likes me spaghett and meatballs. Especially if meatballs are minced mushrooms and pork. Its great over stir-fried zucchinni noodles with grated mozerella and parmesan.

>>45070050
It is not the complexity but the soul of it that must be appreciated

>>45066510
Me too Pierce, me too.

When it comes to mythology, does your culture have its own legendary hero like Hercules and Cu Culainn?

>>45075216
Oh now this is an interesting question...

For /uuu/ it'd probably be something like the legends about the origins of the 3 Elder Trees. Either 3 ancient and powerful Matre's that grew them, or 3 ancient saplings that gave themselves up to powerful saplification to transform into themselves into them.

Will save this for future writing.

>>45075216
I'd say less legendary heroes and more archetypes that repeat in commonly told stories: the valiant luknight facing down innumerable odds in protection of their daughter wife, ojinaitos of great renown making innovations, the bunaito becoming a lunaito after going through many trials and tribulations, many such cases

>>45075216
/morig/ has one, but instead of being a memory from a mythical past, it's a figure that lies in the future. The Last Deadbeat, standing alongside Mori after dealing their Destined Death to all other Deadbeats, and to all of Mori's enemies, kneeling on the mountain of bones next to our Mori, having become almost an Angel of Death himself. An ideal to strive towards.

>>45075702
Very cool, few things are as mythical as big ass trees. Used to great effect in Warcraft and Elden Ring.
>>45076434
>the bunaito becoming a lunaito
Is this the /luna/ version of the frog to prince stories?

>>45077425
Depends on whether you're looking at the sci-fi or fantasy setting. Space setting has literal pig luknight variants and the stories would be more geared towards the idea of showcasing valiance and loyalty on the battlefield and earning the title of a luknight even if you weren't born a luknight. In the Fantasy setting a buknight is just a piggish luknight or a perverted or dishonorable luknight so their journey could be one of denying their dishonorable urges for the greater good during a time of crisis and showing respectable self control in the presence of cunny or other temptations, or having them fight valiantly despite being a bunaito to show that even the lowliest of luknights has the courage and honor necessary to protect their own.
In both cases, the frog to prince metaphor of marrying someone you might not love and being rewarded with a cultivated love or inner beauty doesn't really transfer completely, I see it more as never underestimating the lowest hanging fruit.

Don't die on me now! CLEAR

bump

>>44985825
Dead thread

Bump

>>45084050
>>45084104
anon?

>page 10 in 30 minutes
bump

>>45086902
the fuck is goin on here...

>>45079389
In lands both far and wide,
The luknights doth abide.
In space they soar,
On the battlefield they roar.

For some, born into the name,
For others, a path to claim.
Valiance and loyalty on display,
Earning their title on the way.

But in the world of fantasy,
A buknight is something else entirely.
Piggish and dishonorable, they say,
Fighting for redemption each day.

Their journey, a test of will,
To resist temptations and show skill.
To fight for honor, despite their lowly state,
And prove their worth on the battlefield's gate.

No frog to prince, but a lesson learned,
To never underestimate, the lowest hanging fruit yearned.
For even the lowest luknight, can show courage and grace,
And rise to the occasion, when called upon to face.

So let us not judge, by birth or name,
But by deeds and honor, the luknights claim.
For in space or fantasy, they all aspire,
To protect and serve, with valor and fire.

>>45087608
Nicely done, extremely honorabu.
Surprised that it was able to unravel alot of the language while still catching the main themesm though this makes me kinda regret the lowest hanging fruit analogy

>>44985901
Retrian Fleet for Space Setting:
https://rentry.org/Retrian-Fleet-Overview

honestly not happy at all with how it came out so far but archiving it just so i feel inclined to improve it and get back into writing at all.

>>45088451
Nice to see variety in the Onobot designs. Will there be a third model for the winged Onobots? Or is that a mod on the Model N.

>>45088100
Yeah honestly, lately Ive been realizing that since the bot cant really say "no" or "thats too difficult" or even "I dont understand", I'm going to just keep feeding it more and more raw inputs and see where and how, or even if, it starts to break down into complete incoherence.

>>45052484
Holy shit it's not a joke. Ben 10 alien force episode title "fools gold". The aliens literally shit gold.

>>45090755
the winnged version would be a mod for the Model NN but i was considering adding a space model of giant onobots that are in space along the fleet for outside repair works as their own spaceship category

>>45091177
ABSOLUTE KEK! Now I want Risuners to really shit gold! It would explain why everyone wants their hand in the squirrel cookie jar

Bump

I spent way too long making a small farm in modded Minecraft. And I didn't touch power yet. I caught house-building autism of the worst kind. Minecraft is a terrible model for building houses because walls are a meter thick. When in reality walls are as thick as a layer of bricks. Making maps in GIMP is better anyway.

CLEAR sleepy time, I'm sleepy

>>45099167
Anon
Wake up
Anon wake up

Boogie wonderland

Insomnia bump.

CLEAR *bzzz* ITS NOT WORKING

>>45105274
You aint doing it right! Here gimme those, CLEAR-

Come on... CLEAR

>>45109635
Can magic defibrillators save us?

Bump

And CLEARE

>>45110398
Yes. Magic can do everything

>>45118797
Wait, aren't defibrillators science? Your magic is just a hoax

>>45119974
Turns out risu witches were jsut alchemists all along

>>45120451
Need a victorian era risuner scam artist snake oil salesman gf immediately

ECLAIR

>>44986203
Archive under greentexts >>45064483

>>45121390
Why yes good sir, this is only the finest of my magical elixiers and not piss at all

>>45124128
>magical elixiers
>piss
is there a difference?

Are gem alchemists a thing?

>>45124298
>>45124128
Isn't this literally just the concept for ringo that we played around with?

>>45125346
One of them yeah, I remember that. Around the time we were discussing the /horni/ society?

>>45127270
Yeah, I don't think it was ever canonized in lore in any real detail despite it being a cool idea. We should maybe look at that again since water recycling would be extremely useful in space (if a bit disquieting), especially so if the recycled piss water could have other positive alchemical effects.
I think the Horni concepts can't really work without it going into full on erotic worldbuilding, and while that's fun, it could easily veer into freakshit perversions. Might be nice for some short lore scraps or stories though

>>45129048
Desu recycling piss into drinkable water is less a wacky fetish thing and more like something basically any space-based society would have to do, given water is rare and weight at a premium. It just makes sense to recycle waste water.
Which could be interpreted as space exploration being inherently /ringo/-friendly.

CLEAR

>>45130249
I suspected as much, but I do like the idea of a ringo alchemist being able to add additional effects onto the water through their alchemy. Maybe it's more nourishing with chubbanite magic running through it or it has a kind of caffeine or alcoholic kick to it but piss magic was always a ludicrous but fun idea

I want some eclairs now.

How's everyone's projects going?

>>45140763
made a bit of progress on the Greene story. little by little it'll come together

CLEAR ONCE AGAIN

>>45140763
Started on a little doc about space morinium, I think the first section is satisfactory.
>>44986203
Archive under /morig/ https://rentry.org/morinium#abstract

It'll feel good to finally formalize all the wacky properties of mori chuubanite that have come up since the start.
>>45141037
Looking forward to it anon, the sanallite's prologue and your first chapter were really wonderful.

>>45140763
I don't plan on releasing anything until I have a large amount, so maybe at least ten pages. I like watching the word count go up

>>45144547
I'll need to give that Morinium rentry a look but the quotes from catalognauts to supplement the document is a really fun touch. I'm a bit tired now, though so I can't fully appreciate it but I like what I see

>>45144758
Breaking up more straight-laced academic pieces with quotes that bring character and emotion seems like a neat hack, I'm gonna try to use it more in my stuff.

>>44986135
https://rentry.org/The-Chushin-Revolt

Morning

>>45144617
>I don't plan on releasing anything until I have a large amount, so maybe at least ten pages. I like watching the word count go up

>>45146529
Good morning! Are you enjoying our space arc? Thread has been so comfy and such good space lore has been made.

>>45147627
lol XD gottem

>>45147627
Fucking KEK

Can you have volcanoes on a planet that is mostly iron?

>>45152692
>mostly iron
huh? like most of the entire mass, or just like the crust?

>>45152741
The overall mass, yeah. I'm wondering if a planet where most of the mantle is iron would have volcanoes that spews out liquid iron instead of lava.

>>45152692
Not in the traditional sense: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_planet

>>45153030
Oh, no plate tectonics? That makes sense, iron would change temperature more quickly than silicates. The wiki mentions lakes of iron carbinyl, which looks like picrel, that would look pretty neat.

>>45152692
I wanr a volcano to volcano all over the place, make a hueg mess and just explode lewdly.

>>45155533
ToT volcanochan… your holes are so tight and you squirt so hard…

>>45155636
Mmmmmm lava in my anus.

>>45155636
Mt St. Helens-chan is used goods now...

>>45155636
I love you ToTposter

>>45140763
I'm going to put myself on a video game ban for a bit. I need to put modded Minecraft down because it fucked my sleep schedule.

>>45156032
Nasarep, opinin on volcano?

>>45146389
EXECELLENT WORK as ALWAYS! Good characters and poltics

>>45146389
Good work!! I love how the political situation of the rebellion is developing and especially your shogi!!

>>45146389
Amidst the Empire's central lands,
The Edict of Loyalty, a fiery brand,
Provoked the anger of the great daimyos,
And Fusanosuke Higuchi led the foes.

His hatred for Harumitsu, burning bright,
Fueled his revolt with all his might,
His charisma drew in others from the centre,
The "Big Five" stood strong in opposition, a new venture.

Their voices raised in defiance,
Against the demands of the Shogun's reliance,
Harumitsu's mistakes as a diplomat now haunting,
And his incompetence certainly not helping.

In this battle of wills and words,
The fate of the Empire hangs in the balance,
But one thing is clear amidst the discord,
Loyalty, though demanded, cannot be forced.

>>45146389
>>45156713
In Hirosaki, the five did meet,
To plan their stand, their move to beat,
But disagreements caused a rift,
As they struggled to find their gift.

Higuchi, loud and full of pride,
Wanted to march, and not to hide,
To overthrow the Shogun's seat,
And take control, with force so sweet.

But others thought this was unwise,
To take on power of such size,
Yuuki proposed to block the way,
And wait for better times to play.

Makaino and Hoshikawa,
Suggested to pause, to see and draw,
While Shiina's thoughts were quite unique,
Inviting a friend to hear them speak.

Yet still no solution could be found,
As days were ticking with no sound,
Higuchi threatened to depart,
If they couldn't find a way to start.

The tensions high, the pressure's on,
The five must choose before they're gone,
To fight or wait, to leave or stay,
And make their move, or plan their way.

>>45156713
>And his incompetence certainly not helping.
AI has a way for deadpan humor...

>>45156055
Volcanoes need some sort of pressurized liquid and gas to erupt from a crust's weakspot. I mentioned frozen volcanoes before. There's even cold water geysers on Earth. Tectonics are a huge player as plates colliding creates weakspots easier. A shitty movie called Volcano theorized about how California's fault line could spawn a volcano. Then again the movie is very inaccurate with how volcanoes actually work. If a volcano erupted in LA then everyone would either be dead from the explosion or buried under hot ash and cinders.

I was researching eyeball planets in SpaceEngine, and apparently some of them end up having a massive cyclone over the sun side, which is extremely cool-looking.

bump

>>45164067
das a big storm man

Inspirational bump of the important things in life

>>44985825
neat thread

Look upon him and understand where he came from, know him by the hue of his skin and the paleness in his eyes. This is the /lig/ger, the stoic, the devout, the comical. The blue men of the west whose reach streches across the world and prods and pokes at borders with divine providence, the men of /lig/ and by that same class the keepers of the /lig/gian faith.
/lig/'s first prophet was a man whose name is lost to the annals of history save for the title of Ligma, the title of which still holds presidence and status today amongst all who dwell in the lands of /lig/. It is said by some that Ligma came to the land where /lig/ now stands in despair, his faith in the corponic pantheons eternally disillusioned, others say that Ligma always knew of his destiny and walked the path accordingly without pain or sorrow, while others yet say that Ligma was a blind and deaf man who knew of no divinity and no love in the world. No matter his true origins, the expanse of divinity revealed itself to Ligma where he stood and an ancient phrase of power echoed through the roots of every tree and caused the air to tremble and twist at its power, Ligma penned his divine revelations and so it was that the Book of Lig was authored and spread about, uniting those that could be united and making known the shared divinity of those large indies and the charge of Ligma was maintained to protect the devouts of /lig/ and to bring up great places of worship and celebration for the /lig/ger and his loved and so it was and so it shall always be that the Ligma holds station over these things.
The Ligma is the highest council of authority in the lands of /lig/ though they are one of quiet and contemplation, the Ligma rules indirectly and in each region of Lig is a representative of the Ligma known as the Ligma Boz who holds authority in regards to the matter of maintaining the peace between different /lig/gian tribes and defending against the foreign accostment which is known to occur in lands marred by the scent of the schizo. It is said that after some time, the Ligma will retreat totally and meditate on the revelations bestowed by the original Ligma and that they will understand and, in so doing, come apart like dust and sand in the wind at the immensity of the secret unraveled, at which point, the new Ligma is chosen by edict of their will or lacking that, chosen from the many /lig/ tribes in a grand poll though the latter is rare and violence often comes with it.
The ligger is an ethnic identity within /lig/, one that makes up a large percentage of the total population and which works to fully construct and understand the pantheon of /lig/. Their skin is a hue of blue that varies in pitch, and their eyes are pale and sometimes even clear depending on their age. They are a well built people with most of a peak physique and dense musculature, which they will need in their long life to come for the /lig/ger is a working man and their devotion to the collective goddesses of /lig/ is one many come to kneel towards and which has gained the ligger men much praise for the ligger crafts a new artwork or devotional crafting to their pantheon and presents it to the heavens each coming dawn. The /lig/ger promotes their chuuba to far off lands and prides themself on the knowledge of the many facets of /lig/gian divinity. They are tradesmen and scholars, though while they are powerful, they are known to lack a taste for conflicts. Thus, it is that the /lig/ger, on average, is a man of unity and peace who would rather break bread than bone. A last notable peculiar feature of the /lig/gers is the very low count of females in their ranks, which might explain their general subservience to the other ethnic races that share divine ethnologic traits with their /lig/ goddesses.
It is to be noted that a /lig/ger and a /lig/gian are not synonymous as while a /lig/ger is always a /lig/gian, a /lig/ian is not always a /lig/ger.

>>45173690
Ligma balls

>>45175073
Ligmallah

>>45146389
is this saga leading up to something? Or is it a bunch of standalone stories?

bump

Is vnugboi still here? I wanted to thank him for showing me this girl I know he will be able to tell who pic related is

>>45177142
This is part of a project known as the Heishin war. Given the complexity, i found it wise to have these smaller rentries.
https://rentry.org/Heishin-War-Main

>>45181810
i see... better to cut it down into bite sized pieces huh

>watching divegrass
>beebs pointing out that risu needs to be a medal
Fuck....we really did need risu. She scored so many goals last time why the actual fuck did we get rid of her?

>>45186766
WARanon is still our ace but I do remember HAVE SEX WITH SQURRILES having quite a lot of assists. WORLD BUILDING THREAD BTW clearly isn't good enough to replace her at the front.

>>45185181
For now at least. makes it easier on me.

>>45186996
Her belly slowed her down, pls understand.

>>45188221
Squirrel architecture?

CLEAR

I need to sit down and make a cast of characters. Also I kind of have an idea where the bakery is written like a sitcom. But I don't really like sitcoms.

Ey yo Sapling, random question, but how would you feel about writing an event with me in sometime in the future (read, weeks/months away with my work ethic) about unleashing, and then promptly containing, an eldritch entity up in our cold north?

>>45194212
My issue with most sitcoms is that the setting tends to be a bit generic, but putting it in a bakery staffed by spacemen makes it a lot more original I think. Plus there are some sitcoms that are good anyway, I really liked Arrested Development.

Come on! CLEAR

>>45195350
I think my distaste for sitcoms came from the 90s and 2k's where most sitcoms starred shitty people doing everything retarded for drama. And now today I see shitty people doing everything retarded for maximum drama.

>>45186996
i just noticed that beebs mentioned it like 3 times how sad it was we got rid of her and made her "harem protagonist". I know OG doesnt spam that shit anymore but by that logic half the team needs to be updated. Plus it was just funny

>>45173690
Nice tidbit anon, I enjoyed it. You cover a lot of information in a small piece.

>>45197878
>half the team needs to be updated.
That it does. What even is holy ghost?

>>45197788
Kek, thing is that a show about nice people being nice to each other tends to lack tension... Unless you setup some kind of external antagonist. In slice-of-life it's often the student's struggle to keep their extracurricular club alive and thriving, for example.

>>45198048
A goddamn team player is what

>>45200190
Add a bit of comedy and it'll be good although being comedic in terms of a story requires a good sense of what makes comedic dialouge and description good and if not directly comedic to everyone, at least fun to read.

>>45200190
>>45201459
Oh you can still have banter and bullies. I'm talking about how nowdays people are useless pieces of shit that can't do anything right.

>>45195222
Uuuuu, I could very well be convinced. Any specific details in mind?

>>45198048
Nothing special. A non-existent reference

>>45197878
It really isnt funny at all. It was fucking annoying to see it get spammed in the thread over and over. But sure, hilarious.

>>45202462
I thought it was funny.

ToTposter should have made it honestly. Funniest poster by far.

>>45202718
No, its OG

>>45202718
Unicornschizo as well. Funny guy.

>>45202507
I just think its sad that player did so good as a medal then get fucked over. And worldbuilding thread btw should honestly be a defender or something. IDK it just doesnt feel the same without the sex squirrel and even fucking beebs agrees

>>45203697
Why did we ever even remove them in the first place?

>>45203871
Vote said so.

>>45203697
I think you are taking it too seriously bro

>>45203886
Can we just...put him back?

>>45203926
Put the sex squirrel back in you coward

>>45203946
No. I refuse to have sex with squirrels is a much better player.

>>45203986
No. I will not have sex with squirrels.

>>45203946
Rig it? Sure good idea.

Can we just go back to the old team? So many classics were removed for things without soul.

>>45204344
Literally this. The old team had the memes from back when this whole project was fun. The new one took out some of the funny ones and replaced them with stupid shit.

>>45204405
What made the project less fun anyways.

>>45204457
Schizos and trolls harassing the absolute shit out of the writers to a point where they had to form a fucking discord and now most of them quit. This thread became a massive drama thread and now its fucking dead.

>>45204344
This, remove the stains and make it whole again

>>45204457
When haganon left.

>>45204598
this.

>>45204344
Let's hold a vote on this actually tomorrow.

>>45204769
No? Why vote when we can just do it

>>45204531
Got your timeline wrong.

>>45204953
Then correct me. What really happened?

>>45204953
Anon please, I know its fun but they're too stupid not to bite. Can't you have satisfaction in knowing that at least?

map for the rebellion at the start show the plan.

>>45205916
No one cares, this thread is about space now. You are essentially just Megas now LOL.

>>45205916
Noted.

>>45206135
I care enough to work on it and put love into it. If anyone else cares, that is up to them. Here is your (You). Enjoy it....

>>45173690
Anchor post above in /lig/ as brief overview of the /lig/ger and /lig/gian society
>>44985901

>>45206352
stop paying attention to bored schizos and let them influence you and jsut do your thing, this is the world building thread and even if peopel don't see eye to eye should you feel discouraged from simpyl writing

>>45207015
Ik, this is more me just saying that I really don't care at this point and they aren't influencing me at all. thanks

>>45207141
anon, people that dont care dont tell other people they dont care. they just ignore them and continue their work

>>45207192
k thanks

>>45207281
/k/ thanks

Morning, fellas

>>45210757
g'evening anon

Bu.mp

>>44985901
Under /vtwbg/ please and thank oyu
https://rentry.org/AfterTheStormOfUnicorns

>>44985901
Under /vtwbg/ please and thank you
https://rentry.org/83qki

>>45215557
Amidst the rubble and decay,
A small creature scavenged away,
Cackling to itself, it proclaimed,
"I won, I won, I beat them all, tamed!"

Its twisted arms, malnourished and frail,
Carried black goo to its gaping maw without fail,
The oily substance, its precious treasure,
Consumed with fervor, beyond all measure.

With each gulp, the jet black horn,
Pulsed grotesquely, like a devil's spawn,
Puffs of black smoke, in the air they rose,
As if from its very soul, they arose.

Nearby sat a Sanallite, smoking a cigarette,
On a marble piece of debris, he was set,
Glancing at his companion, the armored man,
Noting their similarities, a thought began.

"You two are not that different," he spoke,
Pointing to the cigarette, with a knowing stroke,
Chuckling, the man agreed with a grin,
Dropping the butt into the oily puddle, he did win.

In this ruined hall, amidst the destruction,
A strange camaraderie formed without instruction,
Between creatures and beings of different kinds,
A bond forged in the aftermath of chaos and binds.

>>45215557
idk how I feel about my representation here, but great story nonetheless

>>45215557
Very nice way of shitting on others and self aggrandizing.

>>45221988
He’s reformed though.

>>45215557
don't archive this.

>>45215557
amazing work, i really liked how you made this. Well done.

>>45215557
Fuck off, Cunt!

Fkn spam filter won't let me post rentry links, working on /morig/ mycological survey but can't post WIP so coming soon.

>>45226051
Mycology anon? I wonder how many times I've posted "I miss mycology anon" over the months kek. You want to use the .org extension, not .co. That'll trigger the filter. Let me know if you have any /morig/ questions.

>>45226246
https://rentry.org/moriji
My technological illiteracy is my downfall once again. I have fed Novel.AI all of the archived writing you have posted about /morig/ so I can ask it questions about the lore as an experiment for the future but I'll be sure to send some questions your way. Trying to take a more creative writing approach to this one before I go mushroom nerd so let me know what you think.

>>45226358
Ah, AI is getting pretty popular. I like to think I could answer questions more effectively, but AI has surprised me a couple times recently.
I love all the little cultural details you packed into this, mentions of tribes, funeral rites, folk history. Albus is a good deadbeat, welcoming but aloof and mopey, as Tully says.
>"Us? Albus you haven't been indoctrinated into some death cult in the short time it took us to cross the sea over here did you."
That made me laugh pretty good.
Also, that bag of stones drew my attention. Are they meant to be magic? Chuubanitic stones would make for a nice talisman on Moriji, I like it.
Looking forward to more.

>>45226986
I've been mainly experimenting with it to see if it has applications for public use, if you were to feed an AI all of the archived writings about Vitubia could it produce lore accurate short stories? Or recount events with specific dates. When I started writing I felt like I had to lurk for months before writing anything so I didn't step on toes, if I had an AI that could provide all the info I wanted in one place that would have made this more approachable.

BUT it would take away some of the magic as well, there's value in the lurker to poster transition that would be lost, anyways.

I recently went down the rabbit-hole of giant mythology in mesopotamian cultures and was thinking of what an artifact would be for deadbeats that would fit culturally. My thoughts were bones of deadbeats once much larger than those of today that have been rounded in stone-like shapes, and due to their density compared to normal bone Prof. mistook them for stones. These may be magical in some sense but I intended entirely for them to be used as offerings for safe passage/use in some sort of religious ceremony.

As for fungi I was planning on a pale white almost translucent ghost mushroom that is bio-luminescent, these would be poisonous to outsiders but delicious to deadbeats from forested areas. A lichen as discussed months ago that is found on the carcasses of dead animals/people and is found in arctic/high altitude climates. If you can think of some others I'll elaborate on those but for now I'm brainstorming some other ideas, as well as the magical properties that these may have.

>>45227452
>My thoughts were bones of deadbeats once much larger than those of today that have been rounded in stone-like shapes
Ohh, neat idea! The titanbeat is (or well, was) real. Such bones would definitely be rich in both magic and religious meaning. Maybe some other such artefacts could also comes from animals, Moriji has a fair bit of hard-boned megafauna.
The mushrooms sound fun, glowing ghost mushroom is a good aesthetic. I also remember that carcass lichen.... Vaguely kek. Lot of high mountains to have high altitude mushroom in on Moriji. Bless mycology.

>>45215557
as a rule, meta works are detestable but this one wasn't too bad. Fairly nice in fact

early friday CLEAR