/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/uuu/

never mention minecraft if you tweet about fauna i got bombarded...

yay for Fauna!

Fauna!

>>45130621
>having unfollowed notifications on

The falling devil is quite an interesting design, wonder if she wants to mention it or skirt around spoilers

https://rentry.org/faunarchive
since that big archive mega got taken down i tried to make one of those archive rentries like some of the other girls have. i'm still missing some of them like the minecraft one with the file explorer and the one where her ASMR mic broke and she just chatted softly. the megas for those are long dead. a lot of the resident evil ones are missing too. if you have a copy of them could you upload or make a torrent? i'll pump all of my seed into it.

>>45131657
Based

>>45131304
I want her to stop catering to people who haven't consumed the media and just talk about it. If they wanted to read it, they would. I'm glad the author is bringing back the devastating power tiers too

>>45131657
I wont make a torrent, but I can make megas of them all since I was the original source of the megas and had to delete them as things cycled through

>>45130775
is this a vegan quaso?

>>45132023
that would be really good! thank you

How many superchats does she have to catch up on

squeeb

Is there anything else to catch up? She reads supas almost after every stream

>>45132095
Can you save me the effort and tell me what dates are missing specifically? I won't be looking at it until after Fauna is finished streaming otherwise

>>45132561
sure. 2021-11-03 minecraft, 2021-11-08 ASMR, 2021-12-16 resident evil w/ Bae, and 2022-11-18 resident evil village (this was on Bae's channel) are the ones that I'm missing.

>>45132439
>>45132478
minecraft monday #1, 700k karaoke, no talking asmr

read the reading assignment yesterday, it was pretty fun

are you ticket or torrent gang? ( ignore twitch/discord watchalong )

>>45132831
I haven't even started yet. How screwed am I?

>>45132724
https://mega.nz/folder/7YZ32bRZ#T-RUsR5Q6FTtadrcs7g2iw

They'll be there eventually. Conveniently I still had the Bae one uploaded, I just removed the link like a weak ago when the Mega Mega got nuked.

>>45133112
m3u8 gang
>>45133179
it takes like 90 minutes max, half the pages are pictures and the other half are half pages of text

>>45133225
thank you very much!

>>45133225
>half the pages are pictures
Nice. Gonna get started soon then.

I love fau fau!

>>45132466

>>45133179
you'll be fine, didnt take me very long at all

>Me and my wife (you) photographer

>>45134104
go be an ai fag somewhere else

is it really that hard for AI to produce a beauty mark

For Faunas it's still getting there, it does Ames boob one just fine

>>45134496
she's got two beauty marks right there anon

>>45130379
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTIZn0y06Zs
>that thumbnail
Fauna is becoming slutty, needs corrrection

>>45131971
IRyS recently wanted to talk about the manga and wasn't going to, I just typed in chat to yell SPOILER WARNING and then talk about it which she actually did. Fauna does do that sometimes, so hopefully she will if she wants to.

Superchat catchups are probably the worst kind of streams.
Just two hours of "thank you. thank you. thank you."

I don't usually look at pre-chats, is it always this obnoxious?

Hehehehe these saplings are so retarded
They said hi to me 30 minutes ago and now they said hi to me again.
These poor saps.

>>45136936
always

>>45136729
they're still like 50% zatsu so it's fine for me

>>45133330
They're done now if you haven't checked

dropkick membershift gifters
dip membership gifters it wats of acid
lock membership gifters in rooms full of lions

>>45137161
I unironically agree. It makes everything worse and they don't even get the "high" that I assume the big paypig oil barons do when she reads the message and kalimbas. Like, what even is the point? Human trash

>>45137126
yeah I'm downloading them right now. thanks again

love this punctual kirin

this is random but I dreamt about /uuu/ after the last /uuu/ died, basically there was someone saying they hoped there'd be another asmr soon and I agreed, more asmr always good this happened in reality last thread, the rest is all dream fyi and then I got like 4-6 replies basically telling off for interacting with a fauna anti and stuff, telling me to not give him attention/ignore him, I was confused but then I looked at his comment and started seeing signs that it was an anti not in reality, the post was different in the dream and I felt bad
so that was interesting, I think it happened because checking /uuu/ was one of the last things I did before sleeping

>>45137289
the "point" is that dumb fucks in chat praise them for it so the gifter's ego gets inflated

>literally 0 streams after tomorrow due to a pre-recorded fucking 5 minute slot
Fes hate

>>45137611
They also have those Fes sections, so probably that
Holospy? Or some shit like that, not like I cared enough

>>45137683
good drinking face

+1 mention to wanting to play AoE2...

>>45137827
A shame Kiara and her exist and opposite ends of the Earth, would be a good collab game for them.

girls who are good at mending clothes
are great
I miss having my clothes mended by a cute girl

How much of a gigachad even is he?

>>45138037
Every positive trait and talent could be attributed to him

>>45138028
Your mom is cute?
Is she single?

>i post fauna saying uuu every day on a specific platform
Containment breaking saplings belong in compost

>>45138110
that depends on your definition
with my parents idek man
also I was talking about previous gf

>>45138199
uh-huh

>>45138158
if she cared she wouldn't have read it chill
also he was vague enough about it, could be talking about discord for all we know

my betafish wife

Fauna seems extra silly today...

>>45136729
My only problem is I don't remember what I SC'd
Which is probably irresponsible money throwing

fauna talking about tourists

>>45138355
there was a tangent about whether people like tourists in their country in one of her recent streams.

>>45138379
yeah think I remember that

>>45138430
one day you won't and everything you know about fauna will be forgotten.

>>45138354
my vision has been bothering me all day today and that image made me question if im going blind

Im going to cuuum

>>45138471
saying like that is sad, that is life, at least I enjoyed myself in the moment

is faith that priest game that looks like it belongs on the atari jaguar

>>45138635
MORTIS
yes

>>45138479
fauna put on your glasses

Hi saplings, I've been a bit out of the loop, has Fauna said anything about her birthday merch? I have high hopes for this year

damn being a swear is funny to me as an australian, I was so surprised when I learned that

>fauna didn't yell out NIGGER while reading to kill a mockingbird
it's over

>>45131657
good job anon
this probably should be added in the OP desu

>>45138909
Also if he wants to put the suggested streams into the rentry too, that'd really help clean up the OP and I'd be all for it

>>45138821
Nothing, but after seeing Kronii merch shipping prices I hope she does

Have we ever heard Snail on stream before?

>>45139058
snail is probably the opposite of clover he never meows

she's so humble

>>45138970
>$145
What the fuck?

So nervous

>>45138952
alright i added that. let me know if there are any other organizational suggestions or anything

>>45139278
it's cheaper on geekjack for some reason (or at least it was a week or so ago)

That one was uhh...

for fucks sake Fauna is not your life coach you retarded ape

>>45139499
Should stick to McD's if he can't decide on his fucking major or career in his late 20s, brains aren't his strong point

I'm women?

>>45139499
wtf why
just why
I think this shit should just be ignored ngl
also fauna kinda leaning towards college, given her influence here, feels somewhat irresponsible but I'm not surprised that's what she'd say, honestly giving anyway answer leaning either way is bad, these people are basing their life choices on anime women
again wtf why

>hololive is only woman
my based wife

>>45139499
He should just go into SWE

>>45139836
Technically the truth, but still based

>>45139362
How far into this are you willing to go? The /who/ one is pretty good last I saw, with different pages for different sections. Basically all I'd do myself is have a page for Suggested Streams, page for unarchived/censored, page for merch, So OP could look like

Last thread

stream
(misc extra like assignment, upcoming, recent karaoke)

(currently available merch)

schedule
social media
Members Vods
Unarchived Rentry

Music Rentry (with her covers/originals/collabs)

Merch Rentry (links to past merch if there are components like voice packs still available, will be useful since the current link will soon be replaced by 2023)

miss fauna?

Suggested streams rentry

Hide bait

>>45139440
Just checked and yeah, literally a hundred dollars cheaper through geekjack
Gonna suck if Fauna has a limited edition option because there's no way in hell I'm paying that

>>45140023
I'm kind of on the fence about buying any of the physical merch. It took 9 months for me to get my teacups from her previous birthday. That kind of wait just doesn't seem worth it if I'm being honest.

>>45140023
I doubt Fauna will have a limited edition, but I will learn to use geekjack anyway

>>45140013
yeah I can make those other rentries! i'll post it here when I finish (probably in a few days or something)

>>45140023
Wish they'd just use Amazon again. Ships everywhere, I could buy shit loads of the holoween stuff even though I wasn't that fussed about it. Cover are so retarded with this.

I'd like to be able to compare shipping costs, but if she runs limited merch I can't risk the delay

>>45140023
You can also set up a Tenso if you insist on the hololive shop. 10$ shipping and the tenso bills you later

>>45140272
They have literally never used Amazon for anything outside of shirts that they have made and shipped out from the US.

>>45140428
Oh is that why it was done like that? fuck.
Idk how it all works man i dont give a shit about anything outside of Fauna merch.

hearing the throat clearing in a soundpost would be cute...

shes talking about me, im going to help her become a grandma

>>45132023
If you could make a mega for the December 2021 ASMR stream in the doc I'd be very appreciative.

>>45140389
I was really fucking scared ordering IRyS' bday merch, thankfully it only ended up being like $60 for it and a couple other things. Shit is fucked though, if you order the full set it's $39 shipping, but if you order the 3 items individually it's $114 shipping.

do you bros always watch the superchat reading? i feel kinda bad, but theyre kinda boring except the occasional little tangents, which usually get featured in clips, so i mostly skip these streams

>>45140734
Holy shit, I don't buy merch, for how long have been this broken?

>>45140662
The heartbeat ASMR as a magnet? Torrents are pretty safe for archives

>>45140756
I watch them
I don't even donate, I just think the tangents are fun

>>45140756
One of my favorite streams

>>45140798
It would appear the torrent is dead but I'll give it a few hours and see if anything comes of it.

>>45140756
I treat all superchat reading as a podcast, and have them on in the background while I do other stuff.

>>45140662
i added a mega. i think that magnet is dead anyways so i should remake it

>>45140792
Couple months, when they first launched the shop it was basically $20-25 flat shipping to the US regardless of how much merch you ordered. You could order like $1000 of shit and the shipping would always be the same, which seemed like it was fucked up in the other direction. Now the cost is adjusted by factors like item size/amount of items etc, but it's inconsistent as fuck as to the actual price and what items for some reason cost $100 more to ship.

>>45140756
>featured in clips
what clipper is gonna clip fauna talking about sewing for 6 minutes

>>45140932
Thank you very much homie

>>45140756
theyre almost certainly her "worst" content, but even she can make them bearable unlike other holomems. They're 100% 'do something else on your other monitor and just listen'

>>45140907
It's uploading to the same place as the previous mega link

What happened to Revelence? He used to drop superchats every stream, these days he's nowhere to be seen

>>45140941
How could they fuck up the shipping so badly? amiami isn't the cheapest and their shipping aren't extortionate like this

>>45141136
Go ask the discord, why in the world would we know?

>>45141136
who the fuck cares?

>food dyes are made from petroleum
what

>>45141304
https://www.goodrx.com/well-being/diet-nutrition/what-is-red-dye-40

>>45141304
man what the fuck

Kirin is now noticeably upset.

>>45141136
pretty sure they gifted memberships before this stream

>>45141304
did you know red gatorades had an illegal amount of red coloring?

>>45141448
I want to drink the cancer red gatorade

Mama

nobody tell her about the fake vanilla flavoring

>>45141528
soggy momma love

Red 40 in your food
Xenoestrogens in your receipts
Microplastics in your gut
It was over before it began, bros
I just consume the corn syrup and await God's wrath

>>45141529
now I'm curious

>>45141627
oh wait I've heard this one before, I always heard that said with ice cream which is why I didn't recognise it

>>45141618
i'm safe from high fructose corn syrup as long as i avoid america

>>45141740
nope

>>45140941
And then they will wonder why sales have been dropping this year
Stupid japanese people

>>45141136
go back

>>45141136
There he is, now go back

One hour for karaoke supas
very nice

>>45141865
FUCK!

>>45140389
Checking kronii merch think I think the problem is with the Hololive official store where they use DHL for shipping I think making it +100$, in Geekjack they go with EMS so is cheap.
So probably the best option is try in Geekjack first

Less than 50 real SCs to read, what do you think she'll play? I'm hoping for Hitman since it's so fast and easy to get right into

>cheeky kirin gaming
She loves us...everyone else would phone it in after superchats.
We got the best oshi saplings.

>>45141973
I love her so much

>>45141967
post-stream getting over it...

>>45141973
What did we do to deserve her

>>45141967
In a perfect world she would load up Animal Crossing and have saplings visit her island. But I'd be happy with Holocure as well.

>>45142104
would be kino but I'd be scared I would miss out

>>45142104
I still look up the game of tag every now and then. Shit was cute af. Im envious of those lucky few who got to play

>>45142217
https://files.catbox.moe/yz1ke0.webm

>>45142198 (me)
also my animal crossing name is my real name and she wouldn't know who am in chat unless I dox myself in chat
oh well I probably would, I don't care that much

oh yeah this stream had that faggot SC her that he didn't like the ASMR

>>45142342
My animal crossing name is my real name and so is my name on youtube, I've never been creative enough to nickname myself...

>>45142420
it's better than having cringe usernames
like me

>>45141967
it's your day

>>45142482
Every day is my day when Fauna streams

>>45142420
Finding a good username requires a bit of time to figure out

Fauna accepted my friend request because we're married just btw

>Fauna feels bad rejecting steam friend requests
God she really is perfect

>>45142535
I have been on the internet for over 20 years now, hundreds of accounts in as many websites, I'm never figuring it out. I am just me

>>45142495
Based

>she thinks the friend requests are sent by fans
she's so innocent...

>>45142420
I've never been able to find a username that sticks so I just started using my auto-generated Games For Windows Live username for everything.

Secret gaming!

I think she wants to fuck Neuro-sama...

I don't "get" the AI chuuba, are the years finally catching up to me...

>>45142982
me too

>>45143046
Don't worry, I don't see the appeal either.

>>45143046
You ever seen that one Veggietales skit?

>>45143046
I'm certain its ADHD zoomer brain shit man, don't worry.

(gnome)

>>45143562
I think that says clilo anon

no peeing

>>45143659
heh, too late I peed while she was taking an idol meeting

>>45143562
>>45143632
it says culo, ass

>>45143659
Getting a bladder infection for Fauna!

>>45143726
culo isn't german, and why is there a dot over the u

>>45143860
Wait actually culo might be german considering it's applied to kiara all the time. I thought it was spanish

How did people find her steam account?

>>45143632
>>45143726

>>45144203
Very easily

>>45143726
german has the exact same word for ass
(though in german it's "buttocks"

>>45144203
she mentioned by collabs

>>45144203
you find it by killing yourself faggot

I want to take Fauna out to the club and dance with her all night long while she wears a sexy black dress and other anons can't help but stare at her as she shakes her ass while femanons get jealous of all the attention she's getting

is hitman always this funny I might have to tune in to the other hitman streams

"theyre gonna forget im in here i think"

>>45144477
Literally me

>>45144477

what the heck, is this a hitman stream now? what led to this? (this is good, i just missed the context)

>>45144812
she finished reading supas

>>45144812
finished supers quick

Hey Paul

>>45144751
> no mole
Who is this imposter

>>45144901
>waterfox
can you also make webms with it?

>>45145081
all my screencaps is with sharex, which is why it records the windows name

>>45145136
Didn't know about sharex, I've just been using greenshot for my screenshot needs

Fauna...

>>45144751
oh my goodness

>>45144859
and she couldve just stopped streaming then, but she didnt. I love this kirin so much how she just actually likes to stream unlike some other chuubas

>>45145136
>sharex
wait, you can make webms with it?

>>45145303
back to the catalog faggot

>>45144477
what the fuck is wrong with cuckmericans

>>45144751
https://files.catbox.moe/9fxfx2.png
https://files.catbox.moe/cs3ley.png
https://files.catbox.moe/mvo02a.png
https://files.catbox.moe/tl9rlf.png

>>45145489
too long to list everything

>>45145317
Yes
>task settings
>screen recorder
>VP9 (webm)
https://litter.catbox.moe/09jj2f.png

>>45145371
sorry, i meant it more as a compliment for fauna than a negative remark at anyone in particular

>>45145601
puuuffy puuussy

>>45145222
fauner...

>>45145601
thank you AIanon, I missed these
UUUUUUU

>>45145699
>complimenting Fauna while shitting on her friends

>>45146226
techically, i said chuubas, not specifically hololive, and you cant deny that not every vtuber enjoys streaming. i guess it comes off kinda negatively so my bad

Fauna read my comment and laughed. I'm in, see you fags later

>>45146597
Who was phone?

she's really overthinking this

>>45146476
you don't happen to be german do you?

>>45146597
Nice self doxx, I'm taking your YT name to my bros on discord, enjoy being downvoted every comment from now

>>45146597
i typed a comment in chat earlier while driving and she read it, that was nice

>>45146827
haha yea it's the life. I'm constantly downvoted and I can only blame how much attention Fauna gives me

>trespassing isn't a crime worthy of death
>is instantly proven wrong
lol

>>45146887
Now I feel bad for being facetious

It's over

No..

>she likes mendoza
Hotlinks bros, not like this...

I know Mendoza is a desert, and that south America has lots of cactuses, but are big old Saguaro cacti native to the region?

>>45147046
It's whatever really. Their thumbing is all in vain since I'm still getting Fauna attention

>>45142807
do you collect these screenshots of when the vines are over her? i feel like lately there's been an anon in every bread posting things like this

>>45147552
i missed it on minecraft monday but i post them

>>45147519
there aren't Saguaro outside of USA

>>45147552
waterfox anon is Fauna, I refuse to believe any other rrat.
Also I'm fairly sure squeeb is Fauna too, making anti-squeeb poster the worst anti

>>45147764
im squeebposter. whether i'm fauna or not is up to your imagination and your dosage of schizo pills

>>45147764
The spoiled text is pure wishful thinking.

>>45147764
whatever helps you to sleep

>>45147764
Fauna forgot to switch off chrome even after she used firefox in the members stream anon...

>>45147764
that's pretty schizo, I highly doubt fauna is here during stream, to avoid accidentally revealing it

>>45147764
nah Fauna is our regular OP

>>45148019
that's how she hides in plain sight; "there's no WAY she's waterfox/squeebanon, she's streaming"
Cunning kirin. And no, I won't take my meds

Fauna is here, but she's the Anti-squeeb poster

>>45148123
bruh
waterfoxanon is posting at the same she is playing
but believe what you want I guess?

>>45148220
Fauna is barefoot yea? We have no clue how proficient she is with those toes

>>45148246
okay you got me convinced

>>45148203
don't get my hopes up

>>45148246

Fau Fau is such a talented assassin.

tea sip

>>45148393
proud

>>45148246
my brother you just turned my rrat into a guarantee. Long kirin toes shitposting...

>>45145601
very good

we are lucky to have fauna

oh crap I still need to read the thingy for book club

i miss fauna...

That was fun
I had fun
I can't wait to see my wife in 3D

>>45148721
yep, she's the best. I love her. I'm really going to miss her over fes. Are we going to have an /uuu/ up during fes (assuming I get a dodgy china stream to watch)?

I am so fucking excited for 4th Fes. just thinking about her performing on the big stage makes me giddy. This weekend is going to be amazing.

>>45148822
I see her everyday in 3D.

>>45149056
post your schedule for next week bitch i'm getting anxious

>>45149149
Thursday book club
Friday no stream
Saturday no stream
Sunday no stream
Monday birthday stream
Tuesday no stream
there you go

>>45149055
even though everything that needed to be done has already been done, I'm nervous just because she's nervous.

>>45149219
real

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1636173239503437826
Bae pushing a stream for rehearsals so. do you suppose Faunas doing something?

>>45149219
hi fauna i love you

>>45149336
She mentioned rehearsals earlier, not sure if kayfabe or she might have been talkin about the holospy thing they're doing at expo, maybe that'll be live

>>45149219
Fauna...your birthdays on Tuesday...

>>45149454
I really hope it's something different and not just Cover pushing them to feign their live performance. Unless they're actually flying back out to Japan again which wouldn't be a surprise at this point

>>45149219
Isn't the birthday on Tuesday? (21)

>>45149540
birthday streams go off JST friend

>>45149567
Not for EN it doesn't. The only reason Kronii was off date is because she is physically in Japan

>>45149139
Same

>>45149543
it's probably the holospy expo event they're rehearsing for

yeahhh
faunaaa

yeahhh

>>45149055
It would be nice. I will bake if no one else does.

>>45149594
fauna did do hers on the 21s last year but kronii still did hers the day before, i think she'll do it on monday anyway just so she doesn't have to skip or reschedule her tuesday stuff

>>45149699
meant for >>45148871

>>45149790
ty based baker, appreciated. Even if i cant find a restream I'll enjoy the /uuu/ for any scrap of 3d kirin i can get my hands on

>>45148871
I'll be right there watching from a dodgy stream if I can find one and if I remember when it is

>>45149699
I'll be awake for it so yea I'll bake. Day 2 at least since that's Fauna Day

>>45149665
what did he mean by this?

>>45149219

>>45150094
What time is the thing for USA?

I have very degenerate thoughts involving Fauna

>>45151152
For me it'll be 4AM for the concert itself. I'm looking at the schedule now though and the holoSpy thing is at 10PM on Saturday, so I'll probably make a thread for that around 8 PM and it'll last until the concert in 8 hours

>>45151152
It's up on the teamup page https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c

>>45152058
>De 'e det enda ni gör på dagarna, ni sitter de' där ventrilo å spelar dota
That lady is dripping with a west coast accent

Beeeuqs

>>45153875

>>45153875
>>45154063
I am tempted to think squeeb poster and police is the same fucking sapling

https://litter.catbox.moe/inq7i4.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/49h7aw.png

https://litter.catbox.moe/s1si72.png

>>45154239
Were not. Someone else actually beat me to the prosecution post earlier, so I felt like I had to pull my weight by prosecuting in the mirror dimension

https://files.catbox.moe/ah3h1f.png
Fauna is streaming!
directly into my mouth

>>45151384
>4am
pain

Kissing Fauna on the lips

>>45159703

>>45159812

fauna

this image makes me happy and its stupid

Will there be a restream of 4th Fes or do I just need to wait for the magnet link?

>>45160408
i forget the mikobote is wordbanned here now
you just have to find it

>>45160006
>image
You're stupid

>>45141136
Go back to dicord circle jerk.

Now that fauna's all right at hitman, I think it might be fun to try some story missions

>>45146827
Is this the reason why my likes take a deep dive whenever I get a heart from Fauna, or sometimes even before that? I thought that I was just being paranoid for thinking that freaks at discord operate in her comment section trying to farm as many hearts as the can, while leaving the rest of us in the dirt.

>>45160782
Did some digging and found it, can't be expected to be spoonfeed everything I guess

>>45161997
omXtcw dot com
X = 3