/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>45128106
I'd be lying if I tried to do that. Do you want me to lie, anon?

>>45128106
I dont have her photo as my discord profile pciture

>>45128106
NEVER SUBBED
NEVER DONATED
ADBLOCK ON
STOLEN LAPTOP
NEIGHBORS WIFI
MOMMAS HOUSE
STOLEN SOLAR PANELS
STOLEN WATER WHEEL
NEIGHBORS RIVER
STOLEN PHONE
STOLEN CHARGER
SHOWER IN BATHROOM SINK
STOLEN FOOD
STOLEN HAMSTER
STOLEN HAMSTER WHEEL
FEDERAL LAND
FREE ENTERTAINMENT

I've jerked off to my oshi farting uncountable times, a simp would never do such a depraved thing over their beloved one

>>45128434
Average pippa simp

>>45128106
No.

>>45128434
BASED BASED BASED

>>45128106
The only membership I have right now is Flare because she's actually worth it. Puts in the hours, gives exclusive wallpapers every month and her private zatsus are the best. She's the only chuuba who's actually worth the money based on effort.

>>45128106
No

I dropped Reimu once i realized she constantly collabed with Vox on her streams.

>>45128106
I have rejected multiple confessions because I'm not looking for a relationship to support me and grow myself, but rather for sex and just sex.

>>45128106
>nig hand
Gross. Don't ever do that to my oshi again, you fucking porch monkey.

>>45128106
a simp interacts with women

>>45128106
I have no idea what this word means, people use it to describe too many behaviours

I stood up to kiki personally and called her out on her shit despite everyone else enabling her to continue to treat people horribly.

>>45128434
I kneel.

>>45128106
You're only a simp if it's mediocre.

>>45130936
would you explain?, i recently followed her.

>>45128434
Same.

>>45128434
A based and true anti VTuber, while they're streaming and making money (boyfriend), you losing

>>45131842
Psychologically abused one of my friends for months through phone calls to his personal cell phone and let him believe they were in some sort of actual irl relationship while she groomed him behind all the other champs backs. Enjoy her bunny girl kayfabe, but don't look behind the mask like he did. Every rrat is true and she's an actual psychopath who's incapable of empathy or remorse. He was a champ for about a year. They got to know eachother through sharing similar traumas, and she ended up fucking his head up really bad, and isn't sorry in the least for what she did to him. He had some pretty choice words for her when it was discovered he was being privately isolated and mind-raped, and she told him she'd use it against him if she had to if he ever spoke out, so I'm speaking on his behalf.

So no one's allowed to criticize Kiki on this site?
(verification not required D:)

>>45132280
Ok thanks for the info, unfollowing that crazy thing right now, i won't give up GFE chuubas, but this one is not worth it.

>>45128106
I don't even need the sex nor touch myself and I don't care about real women at all.

>>45128106
I jerk off to Selen porn

>>45128434

>>45128434
>doesn't piss in the sink
you were so close

>>45129553
KEK

>>45128106
I've membered and bought merch. Definitely am a simp unfortunately.

Only for my oshi though. She's a hard worker.

It's almost impossible to simp for my oshi because she actively shuts down any attempt at it, hates gachikois and parasocials, collabs with Tempus and turns off SC.
I'm safe

>>45129820
Literal definition of a simp

>>45128106
I'm not a simp, I'm her boyfriend.

>>45128434
>MOMMAS HOSUE
>not mommy's house
NGMI

>>45128106
for me its korosans stinky feet

>>45128106
I drove hours to make my PiPilgrimage today. No excuses here, I even took a picture

>>45128106
>membered
>supa every single stream, rarely ever write a message because i only care about supporting her
>multiple akasupas
>buy all of her merch
like/retweet every single post she's ever made on twitter
>psychotically defend her, to the point i have a text document of things to say to btfo every single argument against her
it's too late op... i'm too far gone...

>>45135351
You can't just say you have a manifesto and not post it, anon.

>>45135307
Ain't no way that's real. Give me a link or something if it's legit.

>>45135473
it isn't big because im still in the "research" stage. I've got defenses against the biggest rrats/ antiposts, but there's still more. most of it is just links though.

>>45135603
Reverse image search it. Zero results since I took it a few hours ago.

Google Maps street view this address and look north to see the billboard (sadly without Pippa on it since it's old)

3385 Winfield Dunn Pkwy, Kodak, TN 37764

She covered it on stream a few weeks ago. There's a fundraiser to keep it up past April 30th / possibly indefinitely

>>45128434
Trihard 7

>only subscribed to Noel
>don't speak any Japanese
>have never superchatted or membered her
>only interact with her ASMR streams to jerk off to them

I have ascended to high templar of anti-simp

>>45135922
Ok, after a little digging I found several pictures of it taken from different angles + a video, so I think it's legit now. I have to wonder what random people driving by think of it though. "Why is there an anime girl on the billboard?" "What the fuck are 'vtuber services'"?

I don't watch women.

>>45136235
Yeah I was trying to reply with the link to the fundraiser to show it's legit with an actual billboard lease and shit, but the spam filter was on my ass the whole time.

>What the fuck are 'vtuber services'?
seggs

>>45136141
Anon, are you aware of the roommate ASMR streams?

>>45128106
I have never spent a cent on vtubers at all.
This might change soon though

>>45128106
When I first read the OP I thought it said prove you ARE a simp, and I already had this image in my clipboard, so...
I got this in my email today

>>45128507
I like when Mio farted cutely amnd took down her strem cause she wa sembarased

Notto a shimpu

>>45128106
I give money to korone

>>45128434
based