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News:
Luxiem UFO Catcher Plushies: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1619968811901550595
Iluna x Sweets Paradise Collab: https://twitter.com/SP_collabo/status/1626511177332457473
Luxiem at Anime Impulse SD: https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1627397610410745857
Outfit status: 2 weeks

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem Artbook: https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/fromagee/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
Noctyx Anniversary
Iluna 6 Months
Iluna x Ensky Hobby: https://www.enskyshop.com/products/list?character_id=1231
Gm/Gn VPs
Unit art Vol. 2

I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband! I already want more okami, this wanchan is so cute...

sex

will we ever get a wave that saves dead hours? it always feels like no one is streaming...

no white day op...

>>45058272
with

>>45058836
luca

Doppio sexy boy

>>45058530
no unless viewership during dead hours improves

>>45058818
sorry...couldn't find any

>>45059115
i only have a luxiem one

>>45059074
we WILL get a gamer wave boy who streams 12 hours a day

Fat cat

>>45058530
We have at least a handful of girls that can comfortably stay in yuro hours it's frustrating that zero of our boys are willing to really try and build an audience there... even pio gave up eventually

happy white day

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>45059526
if I were a boy i'd just do sleeping streams and play video games for 12 whole hours i dunno that sounds tiring but kinda cool to do, please we need a boy like that uuu

>>45059526
not really a fair comparison though because the boys have a majority asian/SEA audience while the girls' audience is more western, and it makes sense for streamers to try to stream at the times that are convenient for the most fans possible

wuca love! happy white day nenmen! treat yourself to something nice today

>>45059677
Streaming constantly burns you out and on top of that you still have to do offline work, look at Alban and how long he managed to keep his crazy lifestyle up

>>45059677
>Endearingly retarded
>Streams ridiculously long hours near-effortlessly and seemingly has no life outside of streaming
We need male scarle, maybe with less supa baiting. Doppio streams a lot but I think he's gonna get burned out at some point like alban if he keeps up the type of schedule he's doing now (and even then he's usually not covering dead hours)

mysta forgot luca, ike, and vox membered him on his first karaoke..

>>45059962
but scarle doesn't stream dead hours either.... imagine we get a gamer boy that streams for 12 hours but the streams are all during morning to evening JST

>>45059526
i feel like pio just couldn't do it. streaming in late afternoon, possible late night streams, trying to do morning ones, doing collabs during night cause thats when they only ever happen, hanging out with his coworkers at night too cause almost no one else seems to be fucking awake during now and probably however late he has to stay up for staff meetings probably wrecked him

>>45060112
it was shu, not vox. vox slept through that karaoke

Does anyone know what Ren's rank is in Apex?

>>45060174
your memory, im thankful for it being better than mine

>>45060130
they should hire a JP neet who's good with english that streams all night

I’m so happy that we’ve become such a smaller, tight knit community and that less people are watching him. We can have lovely streams like today without worrying about tourists.

>>45060216
thanks, remembering useless information is the only skill i have

wife retweeting, he's alive

>putting on a suit to watch the oscar
what a fucking dork, this vod is great I'm sad I missed it

Do any of you have advice on how to seduce a married man who may or may not have children?

>>45063476
Don't do that to Ren you homewrecking whore

>>45063476
Yaminion…

>>45063476
renvaderZ... not like this...

>>45063476
my advice is for you to not do that

>>45063476
If the marriage is sexless, pray on lust. However if he is happy in that department, you'll struggle

https://twitter.com/mystaclips/status/1635669381656244224
Suicide with Mysta

>>45063476
renvader..................................

>>45064084
romantic

>>45064084
Mystakes....

Takoyakis what are you guys doing...

>>45064227
alban is breastfeeding them

>>45064227
Why is the tako crying kek

I miss my wife, I hope he feels better

>>45064084
Is he having a mental breakdown.-

>>45063476
Don't be a honewrecker, nonnie... just catch them on the rebound! Second wives club let's gooooo

>>45064132
>>45064224
I kind of feel bad laughing, but the way he sung the last bit is too good. Together forever in death

>>45064579
my poor wife... he better not beat himself up over this... i'm happy fantasizing about an alternative timeline where they can still do twitter spaces or use twitcast and we get to hear wife's voice through his shitty phone mic as he's huddled in bed...

>>45065380
wife...he was retweeting so maybe he's better...but it was only once so maybe he fell asleep or he's still not good....my wife....i'm so sad, I wish I could make him feel better

I miss my wife i'm going to cry

cute boys

>>45066809
Praying the friday ringfit stream wont get changed into some other shit... please, I need some more curated moans from bestest boi Pio

luca rape

>>45065380
>>45065542
I miss him so much, I hope he feels better soon...I want to cook him a warm meal so he can be nice and warm tucked into bed

>>45066809
ver rape

>>45065542
>>45067870
i just caught up to the zatsu portion of yesterday's stream. he's so soft at the end, you can hear the giant smile in his voice, he sounds like he's on the verge of melting into a pile of goo. and he was planning to do a long, long zatsu today... i wish i could be the world's strongest and safest painkiller and take all his pain away

imagine a wife sleeping stream....

>>45058530
You WILL get boys that will try and stream in EST/PST friendly times first then switch it up to SEA hours after the annoying underage flips and chinks complain about how early it is!! Every single one of them!! And they'll never change back because US fans never fucking say anything.

>>45069248
we already have a bunch of boys streaming in EST/PST friendly times though
dead hours is euro hours

>>45069488
Uki, sometimes Doppio, and in rare times Luca. No one watches Aster, and as I typed this I forgot Ver exists. There's barely any streams lately so it feels like we don't have anyone in EST/PST time. Someone could stand to fill in euro hours too I guess.

>>45069697
luca being EST/PST friendly is definitely not rare, his usual timeslot is arount 8PM PST/11PM EST. ren is also EST/PST friendly though he just got back from break, and there's kyo who's currently on break. shu's usual timeslot is EST too though he's not back to streaming regularly yet. that's literally 8/15 boys, the lack of streams lately has nothing to do with 'everyone switching to SEA hours', it's other factors and the fact that you probably just happen to oshi boys that are SEA primetime streamers

shu strem in a couple hours
https://twitter.com/shu_yamino/status/1635763666187427840

>>45070271
You seem new. Most of his usual streams start between 11PM and 1AM EST with the rare 9 or 10PM. Only recently have they been that early. And Hex, Alban, and Ver used to stream at US primetime with Alban having a morning stream on occasion. They all have been doing mostly or solely SEA primetime streams within the past few months. So yeah my point still stands, most of the boys stream in or switch to morning hours for US fans. The only boys that have stayed in their US friendly time slots are the purple boys outside of collabs.

>>45070504
i've been watching luxiem since their debut and i live in EST, i know when luca streams. even 1AM EST is still 10PM PST, it's still PST friendly. and while ver sometimes streams at SEA hours it's definitely not the majority of his streams.

i also know hex and alban switched timeslots, i didn't count them as part of the EST/PST boys, the 8 of which are luca, uki, shu, ren, kyo, aster, piochan and ver. 7/15 boys being mainly SEA primetime streamers is not 'most of the boys'.

>>45070504
the only time ver streams outside his usual time slot is on weekends? or on weeks his school is apparently on break. even then most of his streams are in his usual time slot this week.

>>45071002
>7/15 boys being mainly SEA primetime streamers is not 'most of the boys'.
Oh dear me I'm so sorry. Half the boys. Is that a better word to use now? Either way we're going to get more boys that switch their timezone to SEA because those fans won't shut the hell up and US fans won't say anything at all, so my statement of "most of the boys" might as well be true.

>>45068252
We could've had sweet gooey sappy wife with us on white day...chronic pain is a bitch

https://twitter.com/shu_yamino/status/1635768177547149315
wow wow shu, streaming mario and luigi is pretty cool

>>45071616
you can continue being pessimistic about it all you want i just find the argument that no boys want to stream EST/PST and therefore all the new boys will choose SEA hours baseless. we've only had 2 cases of boys permanently ditching NA primetime and only Hex did it because of SEA beggars but keep doomposting i guess

Since no one actually bothered to post it:https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe/status/1635761014716203013

thread is hostile

>>45072067
kek, the text from his original day off is still here in the mario kart slot

>>45072179
thursday is mario kart anon

>>45072159
Yeah, me

>>45072215
mario kart was originally wed, his day off was originally thurs, he showed off the original schedule last night

>>45072371
its just a timezone anon, dont be so hostile

>>45072159
It's hostile everyday

>>45072159
sorry it's my fault for engaging, i'm just too autistic about data and statistics and forgot that you can't convince people determined to be pessimistic

>>45072036
>we've only had 2 cases of boys permanently ditching NA primetime
Did you forget how I mentioned Alban? Or do you forgive him that easily because he threw us a bone with one stream playing a game no one's heard of? Yeah he's totally back doing US streams now! You say only 2 now and then the next wave it'll be "it's only 4 boys that have switched, nbd". Then it'll be "Uhh we only have 10 out of 23 boys that switched, you're just being pessimistic." If you're okay with all the boys ditching fans on this side of the world be my guest but I don't want to hear anyone complain about that ever again when you say absolutely nothing to change it.

>>45072067
>ring fit
oh yes piochan moans and groans time

>>45073000
kindred you need to take your meds

>>45072957
anon is just grumpy because they're sleep deprived because one of their oshis switched or they're a pdt kindred/hexling, god bless their soul

>>45072036
>one person expressing discontent about a pattern of boys changing timezones
That's what counts as hostile?

>>45072583
We'll see about that meet me outside in half an hour bitch

>>45073153
>outside
kowai, you win.

Why are we fighting over timezones of all things

>>45073286
its one anon being dramatic that the entire country of china is going to own all our boys if we dont start a war

>>45073392
But my oshi is an honorary Chinese person...

>>45073286
Where's the fight? Can you point to it? Let me join in I need a workout

>>45073475
cute fuuchan pape...honorary chinese cyborg

Sometimes I forget just how autistic this thread is in not being able to pick up sarcasm. "You WILL [verb]" has been a joke since the beginning of time.

>>45073643
remember where you are anon

>>45073754
Sometimes I like to forget autism exists but this thread does a better job of awareness than any charity out there.

>>45073622
His brother is also an honorary Chinese demon

Pio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdTJGh3B7HU

>>45074033
god help me but i always think of that john cena video when I see milord and chinese in the same sentence kek

>>45074189
Based patd enjoyer

>>45074300
早上好中国! 我在吃冰淇淋

piochan's fuccboi laugh...

>>45073075
I don't even watch Vox but nice try. The fact that you think I'm a kindred tells you I'm not the only one who has noticed this.

Flexible shota Pio-chan....

shu SEX

yummyno https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Sj99gcarPw

shu so cute already must rape

>shu scared of mario cock
KEK

bowser is everything but ugly

shu, your luck with backseaters...

https://twitter.com/KotokaTorahime/status/1635794076011491328

if you wanna confess any money spending habits for ver's collab stream

piochan going through his emo poetry phase

I will miss part of the stream because I'll be in a meeting for the first 30min, I hope he doesn't act his sluttiest before I can watch

shu looked so concerned at mario entering bowser's kingdom illegally..... cute

if you want us friendly boy install ad blocker and find twitch indie. youtube is a graveyard

>>45079820
tell anycolor that

>>45078387
This collab is scheduled an hour after the Mario Kart collab right?

>>45079916
it's scheduled an hour into the mario collab. last ver said was that the wednesday collab was being changed up on his schedule. so now that it got moved to thursday i assume he'll play for a bit before leaving or just not participate in mario kart.

I wanna know if wife is ok....

Ver https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uczW0emE6LE

ver on da telly

finished the VOD, luca was especially cute that stream

ver's chubby body all sweaty....

>>45081338
licking his sweat between his fat rolls

>>45081338
peroperopero

ver took his phone to get fixed ...nude leaks incoming

Is Alban’s sleeping schedule just horrendous or does he wake up for his streams? How does he stream at 4am every day

Aster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU5eysE5G7Y

>>45081701
he became japanese

>>45081701
>How does he stream at 4am every day

"coffee"

LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban ! mengen in ~30 mins !

>>45081701
it's like working a night shift except as a streamer

>>45081879
love my drug fueled sex cat

alban's coke addiction is back...no...

>love is merely madness

vox HATE

>>45082509
Didn't know that Jimmy Kimmel browses vt

>>45082509
FUCK OFF JIMMY KEMMEL

>>45082509
i HATE vox akumas sexy voice i HATE vox akumas sexy ass i HATE vox akumas sexy autism i HATE vox akumas sexy face i HATE the permanent erection he has given me

watching shu play mario like watching an autistic toddler

>>45081150
He really was

>>45084146
that's just how he is playing anything

RIP

>>45083027
Imagine laying in bed with him while he pets you and calls you a good boy... ngmi

Uki https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdKMev-sEwQ

Alien man is burning his (digital) kitchen down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rlh5gRrQpU

piochan will SMASH wife next monday

>>45085431
lucky piochan....please be gentle wife is not in the best shape

I love nervous Uki

ver is so cute even when i don't understand what he's saying

>>45082509
Enemies to Lovers RP

I hope Alban is okay....

>>45085801
coke overdose, it's over

i hate being an adult...... i hate having bills and paying taxes and listening to middle-aged retards bicker over the tiniest budget items for 3 hours. i want to nurse at wife's breast and think no thoughts for the rest of my miserable existence

>>45085431
He's smashing his mom

>>45085875
you and me anon, you and me....no wife to watch today made me even more miserable....

Uki shits for 10-20 minutes, thanks for the info lee???

ver whoring himself out to rich people

comfydants, ver is gonna take you home and groom you

>>45085964
wife (and anons here...) kept me from going schizo IRL for the past year and i love him (and you guys), but my vacation can't come soon enough. i'll bring puppet wife along to see the sights at least.

>>45086422
damn his turds must be the long type

>>45086997
cute parasocial comfydant

i always get my hopes up when he says he'll maybe stream the next day but enjoy your day off luca technically 2 because i wont see you till thursday for the collab

>>45087146
i remember when i first heard about anons meeting up at cons and was freaked out, now i think it'd be a cool experience kek

>>45086997
wow you're literally me

milord's little misfortune waiting room is up

>>45087833
comfydant hivemind strikes again

Sonny with a dog penis

>>45087826
who would you want to meet?

>>45088402
fun fact dogs can cum for 20 minutes

>>45088693
can you shut the fuck up? can you shut the fuck up? i'm going to cut your fingers off nigger

>>45088693
2-20 minutes?

>>45088693
Damn you taught me a new animal dick fact

mountain climber ver

almost died doing it as a kid but that won't stop him

>>45088632
i haven't considered precisely who.. i don't think there's anyone i'd be opposed to meeting apart from actual schizos.

there's one artist on twitter who's the only one drawing fanart of her ship, good for her I guess? (it's pio/uki)

it's weird for me when the boys finish playing a game and just end stream....i'm too used to wife comfy end zatsus

>>45088739
Mindbroken by dog penis

>>45089235
shut up mintfag you stink

>>45088816
yeah you think they stick that knot up there for fun? he's gonna get you extra pregnant

>>45089171
It's really good too
https://twitter.com/gyaddo027

>>45088693

>>45089306
What

>>45089322
yeah but I have no idea why that ship, they barely interacted...reminds me of that other artist who drew luca x uki only, I wonder if they're still active

>>45089308
pregnant with luca's pups..

>>45089306
That's not me babe

I know it's part of my schizo brain but if I see an artist who likes a liver who's close to my oshi but they never posts about him I get a little suspicious and I end up blocking/muting them

>>45089398
you don't choose rarepairs, rarepairs choose you. i'm pretty sure i was the only individual on the internet producing fanfic for this one ship at some point.

>>45089591
oh yeah you're not white

>>45089478

ver had sex with a monkey

>>45089918
every other day for a total of two or three matings with the addition of cumming for 20 minutes, jesus. dogboy luca needs to be real now

shu on ver!!!!!!!!

YAMINIONS GET IN HERE

>>45089908
Yeah and not every single post about animal penis is me

he's gone......

>>45090222
sorry dear

>>45089398
i mean out of noctyx, ukis the 2nd person pio interacted with the most on stream since he usually raids him and they both have nothing but nice things to say about each other. you get these interaction drops and just run with it

>>45090039
shota ver getting molested by a monkey

having shu's stream on in the background calms down the voices in my head so much..... i don't know how i survived the past months without him

>>45090061
luca in rut... you're basically attached to his dick and warming his lap the entire time. he just hauls you around when you lose consciousness and goes about his day

>>45090518
my jacket btw

>>45090518
can't blame sex cat, that jacket must smell really good

>>45090371
Don't mistake other anons as me, I'll get jealous

>>45090518
we know what his hands are doing there

>>45090571
when you wake up, he just gets back to it till you pass out for the 7th time that day

tomorrow ver will do the witness or minecraft. sunday will be super bunnyman with gaon

he's still not sure on the mario kart stream start time. but sounds like he's doing both

>>45088402
I like doggy Sonny but no

>>45090704
s-sorry //////////// you're the only one for me

i hope alban stays happy and healthy for his whole life

>>45090808
I love a massive collab where no one know the actual collab time or even day

He's so small TOT

>>45090804
he doesn't even pull out to let you pee, just holds you over the toilet. and you gotta pee a lot because he's constantly feeding you water, afraid you'll be dehydrated from all the sex

>>45091105
It would be absolutely insane if everyone had some sort of way to communicate with each other about these things outside of carrier pigeons, like some sort of group chat or messaging service. ...Nah that would be too wild

>>45091414
post the image

>>45091602
w-which image

>>45091414
not my piss kink being added to the breeding king aaa

>>45091699

Hearing Uki speak so candidly about his sexuality is kinda interesting, I like how blunt lee makes his questions lol

>>45091414
Can someone draw this, please

>>45091773
in exchange for letting you go in the toilet bowl, he gets to go in you!
>>45091885
OH now i feel dumb

>>45092231
wanting to be luca's sex doll he just fills up with cum but still takes care of me is all ive ever wanted. just to fufill his constant want to have as many pups as possible

>>45092380
you'll never have to wear proper clothes or shoes again since he wraps you in his coat and carries you everywhere

>>45092788
true comfort, cockwarming 24/7 no breaks

Uki getting hate crimed live on stream!

>>45089055
ive thought about meeting the lucub going to the upcoming sd impulse but im also too paranoid on how to coordinate that safely

eating shu's ass

It might have already been posted but just in case...steamy Vox yume art for white day: https://poipiku.com/5829388/8453598.html

Ren's in his joker arc right now.

>>45093161
oh?

Ren recreating the menu

>>45093910
I am going to fancast The Menu starting with Tyler the fanboy, the one is Vox. Okay that's it

>>45093161
if it's in a different city than the one i live in, i think i'd have no qualms meeting up with pretty much anyone if it's in a group. if it's in my city i'd be a bit more hesitant. and no using real names, obviously.

>>45094105
Lmaoo accurate

>>45094558
>wife and pio in lust
imagine the sex

>>45087665
he streams
https://twitter.com/luca_kaneshiro/status/1635861037298905089

>>45094558
penis envy with kaichou

>>45094558
ahhhhh lustful piochan

>>45095262
Freud...?

>>45095322
i'm not a psychologist anon. i just know the words penis and envy

my husband is streaming elden ring! i hope everything is okay
https://youtu.be/AIOYFadH9lM
https://youtu.be/AIOYFadH9lM

>>45096090
Well typically penis envy is used for Freud's psychosexual theory and it's usually used for women being jealous of men having a penis

>>45096175
i mean having a dick would be easier to pee but i think girls have more intense orgasms

>>45093778
oh hi lucub...

>>45094139
me too, and also considering the number of lurkers and tourists on here i get paranoid...didnt a pentomo and a lucub in main meet up on the east coast once?

>>45096383
It's Freud the things the comes up with rarely make much sense, he thinks girls have penis envy because they see that their dad has a penis and they don't and it makes them jealous, they also want to fuck their dad because they see that their dad loves their mom more than them and that the dad fucks the mom therefore you need to fuck your dad for him to love you more.

>>45096723
hello! ill be honest and say im pretty awkward irl so i dont know if its worth meeting me kek

>>45096383
prostate exist

>>45096859
thats fair, im pretty dorky myself and ill also be going in cosplay so im a little nervous ill be somehow outed as being on /here/ somehow.

>>45096175
i was just thinking of ver's small penis and him wanting a bigger one

>>45096987
i have that worry all the time, we still might pass each other though who knows! ill mostly be alone roaming anyways

I finished mystas asmr thingy honestly it felt more like a drama cd type of thing(I enjoyed it and it was really funny)Sometimes I get confused how people define what asmr is or not maybe I'm dumb though.

i miss wife… i hope he’s doing ok… ; ;

>>45096860
and?

>>45097037
maybe we will! have fun at the con!

>>45097417
you too! i hope you have fun meeting vox!

>>45097265
missing wife hours...

why did god take my wife away from me

>>45098758

>>45098790

>>45098758
>>45098790
>>45098820
amazing thank you

So Luca is the reason Hex keeps singing that song

wife.....please update us....

alive

>>45100566
I'm concerning...

boop

sex with with all your oshis

a l i v e

Alban rape. I'm too tired to write out my needs right now but I want to violate him so badly

don't die

demon in pogman's chat btw

>>45107000
Cute souls autist

>>45096795
the biker pentomo who's also a briskadet? iirc yeah. i think some anons met up at the first luxiem m&g too.

TOT

>Ike with Neon White that I have been waiting for a long time
>Fuuchan is back with my favorite vn
>They will overlap
Fucking. God. Okay. If it was P5 or something else it would be less painful...

alban started sons of the forest !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-bus2YAd7Q

i missed him so much TOT

>>45109282
we're still not sure if wife will be able to stream today

He sounds so dead

i'd sit through an 8 hour sleeping stream

Sleepy alban...cute

albans yawns are making me yawn....

I hope he sleeps after this or else I'll concernfag

alban i can't be excited for the surprise when you sound like this......i've been concernfagging the whole fucking day..........

>>45110262
I wish he could tell us why he's been feeling down but that's not happening. I wouldn't mind...if he takes a break again..

no wife for one more day...at least he's getting rest. And dog is being cute, good dog...

>>45109732
Yeah, just saw, hope he rests well...

that 3-legged pretty lady he's chasing? me.

>>45111334
You have 4 boobs? Zamn

alban.....you....

>>45111386
nevermind.....i'm going to take it back.....

Alban is a creepy stalker

alban is going to grab some cake bites.....chubby cat.....

Fat

Why are his sounds so erotic....

No...

alban......you have so many men at your disposal you ungrateful whore....

Alban HATES men

i say no but truly it's a yes alban

alban..........not like this....

Alban flirting with us.....ueeee

wife... the only two days of the week where i have no morning meetings... please let this mean he's at least no longer in pain. when my curse and i leave next week, i hope it means everyone can have three weeks of non-stop wife streams.

Alban is extra parasocial today huh

alban just wants to be held....

Wtf alban...

Just like in real life

mysta on da telly

Alban....

sounded too real

milord on da telly

Demon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmU7iSy-tr8

Demon is off his meds, what a chatterbox

my immortal reading stream would be fun....

alban is just a boy....TOT

Stop with the noctyx references aieeee

ToT

alban wants us to make him worse....

i can't believe albans piss covered gaming chair was real all along....

I want to be breastfed by mommy alban

alban making two guys kiss....he's just like me

So, at what time is going to be the Mario Kart collab?

Alban hates the shark.........

AIEEEEEEE ALBAN STOP

Holy sex alban

He's so cute aaaaaaaaaaah

Alban please stop being a creep

>She's cute
I want to be her so bad....not fair..

>>45116178
grow a third leg anon, you can do it