/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Only 132 days until Ami confesses her love for ME

I hope I dream of Ami tonight

Going to try to dream about Lisa, that is if my thoughts of her aren't replaced by autistic fantasy settings I make up for fun

Miori, I want to pin you down and fill you with my seed.

Haewon my beloved

I hope Ami is having a nice dream

Mio ruined me.
The amount of money i ended up giving her was something i would have never imagined it could ever happen 2 years ago

>>45036708
Sweet Jesus, that's a lot of merch.

>>45035523
I used to hate the idea of watching streamers but here we are

I know I'll be judged right now but I wasn't sure where else to go. Lately I've noticed my oshi flirting with other Vtubers on twitter and I know I'm a schizo for saying this but it breaks my heart every time. I have my notifis on so I'll get an alert for her posts and I admit that I check her replies more often than I should..I just wish she wouldn't do this. I wish I could just tell her how I feel but I know she'll block me if I do. Is it bad that I don't want her to be happy with someone else? I know that I don't have the right to say or want this but I just wish she would stop flirting...

>>45037564
It is what it is, at least you know you're being dumb about it

>>45037564
My oshi fell in love with a Kpop Idol…

>>45037564
Sorry but Bread WILL groom koreans

>>45037564
just turn off notifs then

Girlfriend having menhera regret having merch price again

>>45040323
no shit, she sells B2 posters at same price of A4 prints
Only reason i didn't pick B2 is because i prefer framing the A4 format more

SPICY
LATINA
BUTTHOLE

I miss my boyfriend.

>Maria is back
>Good stream times for Euros
>Spanish karaoke today
Blessed

https://files.catbox.moe/wyqmqx.mp4

>>45038670

>>45038670
>>45041177
God made Orla too perfect so he had to nerf her with dozens of crippling genetic diseases and absolutely horrendous taste in men

holy shit bros Rei is finally debuting!!!!

https://twitter.com/slimeerotica/status/1635613738979180544?s=20
friend...

Sheepy

>>45043165
Is there any cure for her chronic work brain?

>>45044247
Sex, with me

Based doggy
https://twitter.com/MariaParadisia/status/1635625705152323585

>>45041121
clips like this really make me wonder if ami started using filters, or actively changing her voice rather than just the "customer service" idea.

I wish all my Tsunbros a very pleasant Save A Spider day

>Had a dream I noticed Ami in a casino parking lot
>Didn't make it known I knew who she was out of respect
>Watch her kiss a guy and get into a Jeep wagoneer with her family
>Trip on a storm drain as I try to walk away
I hate my brain so fucking much

>>45042497
I wonder what the Rei debut actually is

>>45046634
It's Kana's OC, she previewed it a few streams ago

Who got on WWE 2k23 and instantly made a Char character lmao, just saw it on HFZ

>>45046622
That guy? Me. I'll ask Ami to be more careful not to weave our family life into your dreams next time, sorry anon.

>>45046622
Your depressed brain is fighting for its survival against the encroaching smooth brain amitoxin

Imagine Lisa asking you for puppies. imagine her tiny lanky body swinging in your arms while she giggles. Imagine feeling her whole body go limp after your kiss her

>>45047807
Uppies* I need to stop phone posting

>people complaining in older thread about meme songs sent to lisa
>mfw I sent a meme song before reading that

Sorry, I didn't mean to contribute to a problem. I just wanted to give an alternative to the shoegaze/metal/pretentious indie rock and make sheepy smile

>>45047807

>>45048025
As long as it isn't funny character singing a super well known song it's alright, meme songs that happen to also be an interesting listen aren't too bad

>>45048064
I wanna be called a gross pervert by Lisa while she tries (and fails) to give a seductive handjob so fucking badly

Did my girlfriend fallen asleep again?

>>45048025
>meme songs
Personally I don't give a shit unless it's literally just a wall of noise or something, good on you for going for a diverse sound.

Why do I wanna pin Lisa to a wall so badly?

SEXO PRIESTESS
https://twitter.com/MariaParadisia/status/1635488641441988609

>>45049487
>Boob window with cross ornament
Imagine her constantly having to fish it out of her cleavage...

>>45049487
Tickling Maria's underboob

>>45049487
Licking Maria's sideboob and armpit while she screams at me for being a pervert

>>45049487
The Lord gave me these urges for a reason
That reason is to act upon them

Squeezable and milkable

>>45049487
AY DIOS MIO VOY A PECAR

https://twitter.com/aidnyan2/status/1635657909861335045

I have no clue why my mind is this way, but I just can't stop these thoughts. All I can think about right now is holding Lisa up against a wall by her wrists, her little feet kicking in the air, and staring into her eyes. That expression of fear, anxiety, and arousal is just too good. I want to see her desperately try to wiggle out of this, try to kick her skinny little legs, but never escaping because we both know deep down she doesn't want to actually escape this situation, she's just having some fun with it. And then I do it, I place my mouth on her beautiful shoulder and bite into it. I want to hear her high pitched squealing, her screams of pain only subdued by her being shocked that I actually did it. I want to taste her blood before it starts slowly dribbling down her body. And then, my I bring my face back to look at hers. Theres a solid ounce or so of flesh missing from that shoulder. Tears stream down her face and she's terrified, but there's a twisted smile under her pained expression. She's not in any real danger from the bleeding, we're prepared and as soon as I'm done I'll carry her to the bathroom to help patch her up. But one day she won't be so lucky, and that only makes us both more aroused. Maybe if she was just a little less tasty this wouldn't have to happen

I am more hyped than should be for Mio Play Dice remix but i really just can't wait for it to be released

>>45050955
Maria never escapes the Ami Overlap even when changing times...

>>45051153
I do hope she ends up making this her regular timeslot (or tomorrow's one which is an hour later) even though the overlap gods decided to play another prank today

I love my spidermom wife so much.

MERU LOVE

>>45050955
Jesus! This lineup is more stacked than my bitch ex-wife Debra

>>45052011
MERU LOVE

>>45052146
proof?

>>45046680
The confidence is uncanny

>>45051971
Ami driving a milk truck

I bet Lisa's blood has a sweet aftertaste to it

>>45052011
MERU LOVE

MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.twitch.tv/mariaparadisia

>>45052414
That's not good, anon. It means she's pre-diabetic

Early tea time with spidermom!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WG-_H9_3zM

>>45052011
so happy to see her tweeting a bit again.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISSED MARIA

>ami switching between my ears
my fucking ears are blessed i love this

>Hi Haewon, I forgot to ban you
kek

AMI CLOSE AAAAAAH

Ami keep laughing in my ears and I'm gonna get turned on

How is Spanish simultaneously an inherently hilarious and an inherently sexy language?

I'm going to take advantage of this very innocent and forgiving priestess

Man, that mic is crazy good...I thought that helicopter was irl

Ami's chair is struggling under the weight of her ass..

That stress ball was my cock.

>kindergarten teacher voice
it will never escape me that one anon who pointed out v-tubers are basically nursery school teachers for man-children

>I am a priestess of many lies
Maybe that one anon was right about not trusting Latinas...

>meru tried to do a twitter space to achieve the fabled three way overlap but didn't manage to figure it out

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

>>45054036
That's just streamers in general... I used to watch a 5view who would jokingly call his streams "X's Daycare"

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

Maria is cute

>>45054277
She's on Discord Stage now.

>>45054339

Ami is very cute. I will forever curse my timezone for being unable to watch her and many others comfortably

>>45054388
Right here

>>45054388
It's refreshing to hear Spanish and she seems like a very nice girl.

>>45054388
>>45054485 (me)
A picture speaks a thousand words

Mawia...

>>45054373
!

>>45054680
I am very quickly falling for this little lady

This merch arc keeps taking away from us Mio streaming hours in the last 3 months she has left, but it will be worth in the end

>Spanish karaoke
>Dog starts barking in the background
La verdadera experiencia...

It's a good thing I don't speak Spanish so the lyrics of these songs can't make me feel sad!

TE AMO MARIA

A dead that used to be restricted access too rat account surfaced casually on my timeline and couldn't help the deadbeat inside but check how many follows i share with that creature
I don't want to alarm anyone but there might be a rat among us, i wasn't expecting her to follow everyone in tsunderia...even Tomoya, Nen and Amiya
I know, i need to go back

RATE EL STREAM

>>45056588
>A dead that used to be restricted access too rat account

>>45056749
TL Notes: Bae roomates.
Tweeted something about wanting to do a disney karaoke and could see the classic oshi mark skull+chicken in the comments too

>>45056592
Maria CUTE/10
Maria SEX/10
Dog BASED/10

>>45056592
I hope she does more/10
It was nice hearing songs I've never heard before and aren't idol/jpop in a vtuber karaoke. Same appeal as Lisa's karaoke imo

>>45056588
The rat hanged out with the rest of tsunx during the anime expo event last year. She was the "secret person" that was with all of them

>>45056855
>A restricted account that Bae used to use resurfaced on my twitter timeline recently, "and [I] couldn't help the deadbeat inside" (??). I checked how many followers we shared. I don't mean to alarm anyone, but Bae has been following everyone who was in Tsunderia, even Tomo, Nen, & Ami.
Accurate TL?

>>45057060
If she can't save Mio atleast she might save Lisa, however music review will be an absolute pain in the ass in any big corpo to do

I get that they didn't know that Bae hanging out with tsun members is completely unremarkable, but I still can't parse what they were saying.

Mio better hurry up with the shipping of the orders, i understand she is doing this alone but so far she shipped 50 out of 700+.
Merch is gonna cucking her the entire of march

>>45056933
She was saying she wants to do more karaoke in general so there'll definitely be more

>>45056592
I love Maria!

>>45057142
Lisa would be too crippled under Japanese corpo autism, between the amount of control they'd want over any original music she'd make and music review like you said

Is Maria karaoke archived?

>>45058161
Still up on her Twitch and it doesn't look like any segments got muted

If any of these girls should join hololive it's Maria, I know she said she's jaded when it comes to the corpo conversation now but she'd hit it off with the Holo audience and I don't see any of her streams really conflicting with covers autism. Funniest would be haewon though

>>45037564
Sorry Kazu. Haewon has a new boyfriend. https://twitter.com/HaewonTheHeart/status/1635496297804468225?s=20

>>45058347
She seems like that girl that every time you hear about her she has a new boyfriend.

>>45056592
Very nice

>>45058327
That'd be very nice. After learning she went through two shitty corpo experiences (Cyber and now Tsun) it just makes me want to root for her. I unironically think she would've been Ami or Lisa levels of popular if PPP didn't drop the ball and she debuted under Tsunderia

>>45058387
A friend of a friend is one of those. She's... an interesting person, but her lifestyle is pretty unstable let's say.

>>45058522
Honestly she could've surpassed them really really fast through sex appeal alone, all it would take is a few schizo sinners advertising her sexy accent on the catalog for her to get really really big, accents are a huge buff if advertised properly

>>45058770
Let me correct myself, she would surpass them in numbers if tsun gave her a dark skinned model

>>45054373
FUCK IM LATE

Haewon was a personal fuck you from PPP to me
Even in death he has to make sure to shit things up

>>45058908
What did Haewon do to you personally?

>>45058387
I consider every man she flirt with as her boyfriend.

>>45037564
just oshihen my dude, stop hurting yourself

>>45058908
Kazu-chan...

>>45058908
Poor Kazu...it's ok she'll love you again one day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhCG5Y0WOkk
Mio sex

>>45059343
>white Miori
Does this one have a better relationship with her parents?

>>45058522
>>45058770
The Tsunderia buff may have slipped away like a fart in the wind but it's not too late to start shilling Maria, I think she has a lot of appeal

>>45059343
I love my GILFriend!

>>45059493
Just be responsible and make sure to let any potential unicorns know she has a male (even though it's probably not a real man) psuedo-genmate

>>45059609
They should be more concerned about the fact that she has a boyfriend it's me

>>45059401
even better, White Miori had absent parents that were too busy working their middle class jobs on alternating shifts and would could only occasionally make it to her school events.

Oh nyo... not Maria too...
https://twitter.com/MariaParadisia/status/1635712094178799616

>>45059343
>4am
Alright, better than yesterday, atleast i will catch up on it

>>45060346
If Shima turns out to be a enstars fan too I'm going to go insane

>>45059609
Look at Sheeple and Buckos.

>>45060287
No matter the alternate timeline, girlfriend simply cannot catch a break. Truly cosmically cursed.

buy a mogu

>>45060346
Imagine her grabbing your dick like that...

>>45059401
No, but she does have a better relationship with her dog

Imagine Mio didn't shower for days and then secretly stuffed herself into every daki before shipping to give them that authentic Mio smell

momspider girlwife is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wh2_-nIz8

>>45061000
Time for a second dose of Amitoxin

Ami is already flustered

i'm going on a date with Ami. see ya suckers

A date to the arcade with Ami...

Ami gave me chocolate for white day. Later, virgins.

>>45059684
It's nice to see you back kazu-chan

>>45060807
I am now imagining Mio getting naked and shoving herself headfirst into one of the daki covers, only to get stuck with nothing but her cute chubby legs sticking out of the bottom

>Ami eating a Bucko emote
I'm surprised it took until now for that to happen

>ikemen ami
>feminine bucko
WDSMBT

I am romantically and sexually attracted to ikemen Ami

>>45059343
Waiting to do a "you asian ppl r like" edit of this

How much would you guys pay for a date with your oshi? No sex just a cute date. Maybe a kiss if you play your cards right

I love how much Ami wants to eat buckos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xcxaW--wkI
Look, a dog.

>>45063323
I want to salvage in Purin's bold womb

Purin is saying mean things about the fishman again

>>45063709

>>45063227
I don't even want sex I just want hugs, cuddles, and attention.

That's me, that's me that Ami's eating

>>45063952
i typed this

I miss Gamers, imagine the chaos of a DRG collab

>>45063709
based

Mom says it's okay to take pride in being delicious. I will remember this as I become the healthiest, tastiest bucko I can for her.

My fingers taste like pussy

>if i can do something and it is easy i will just do it
ami knows buckos are easy...

>>45063709
off collab with remi when...
two sweaty unwashed lolis stuck in a room with poor ventilation when...

Happy White Day tsunx. What are you giving your oshis this year?

>>45065086
the pleasure of being cummed inside

>>45065086
I bought some Mio merch today so that's my gift to her

>>45064734
Please fuck me Ami just be gentle and cuddle me after.

>>45063709
What did she say?

Ami...

Ami...

Power company...

This is Chai's fault

Why the fuck does her power go out so much
Didn't realize it was third world level infrastructure up there

The scuff curse strikes

I miss Ami...

Spiderwife....

I miss Ami...

I love Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

>>45066593
I checked this twice and did not notice the cursor before I posted it im gonna commit sudoku
but also I miss Ami

I miss Ami...

>>45066689
bucko...

>>45066689
It's like you're giving Ami a little virtual headpat

>>45066689
>not using a custom ami cursor

>>45066760
Buckos holding hands...

>>45066760
I thought Buckos were just pretending to be gay for a laugh, but THIS is some real flaming lala homo fairy business. Good lord.

>>45066760
I legitimately can't figure out how to actually take a screenshot of my mouse cursor, I'm so used to Start+shift+s into MS Paint.

>>45067062
get shareX or a snipping tool and you can probably check options to capture the cursor or not
or just start the screenshot take with the cursor out of the way in a corner

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1635747708924227587

>>45067062
Windows doesn't let you do it, you can only screenshot your cursor if you have a custom screenshotting program like ShareX
Also you can just paste the image into most things after using Win+Shift+S, you don't need to save it as a file

>>45067166
I picked a good and a bad day to be too busy to watch stream...

>>45067167
True, I just do it because 4chan doesn't let me paste directly in.
>>45067130
I prefer not seeing the cursor, it's more that I tried to make a funny but couldn't.

>>45066760
Me too, BL bucko... Me too.

>>45067166
RIP spiderwife, going back to the stone age

>>45067167
You can use steps recorder but the RES is atrocious. which might be funnier, actually.

>>45067649
we're having a party down here

I want to pin Purin down and shave her facial hair

>>45068775
THAT'S A GRUDGIN'

El perro de Maria...
https://twitter.com/MariaParadisia/status/1635723355687886848

>>45067649
crunchy

[GREAT NEWS]

Ami and me (not you, me) are cuddling in bed while she takes a naap!

>>45069272
funny i don't recall typing this

>>45059343

>>45069272
That's because you didn't, anon. I did. The bucko singularity is a project for everyone else to join MY consciousness.

>>45069373
God bless

>>45069373
10/10

>>45069161
>reflection in the eyes
ZOOM AND ENHANCE

>>45069525
Holy fucking shit...

>>45069852
You photoshopped that, right anon?

Yuuna's cat is celebrating white day (by studying)
https://youtu.be/aZfPEJ1MVMs

https://youtu.be/qOnRjfcjuCE?t=8102
why is there no sound for like 15 minutes?

>>45071120
You can't hear the audio, anon? Weird.

>>45071120
Works on my machine

>>45071120
only true buckos can hear the mythical ami noises

>>45071120
forgot to turn up the volume retard-chama...

>>45069373

>>45070286
What is this golden apple timer thing?

>>45071120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOnRjfcjuCE&t=9400

because this is what you should be focusing on

>>45071989
>Drinks piss
>Dies
Haha, classic Ami

https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1635775240285601793?t=7hoEKpSd-oixkP6qzmhvMA&s=19
That gif, what did she mean by this?

>>45072662
She just saw me lift two 50lb bags.

https://www.twitch.tv/chikafujilisa
Lisa live

>>45070286
>gained 7 pounds since coming to the US
>needs to lose weight because all she has for summer is crop tops
Damn, yunners did a number on her

>My Twitch ads are in Spanish
Is this because I watched Maria earlier?

>>45073899
I forgot the US had daylight savings so I thought this was still an hour off

Lisa's voice is extra cute right now

>>45073958
>Barely over 100lbs
>Wants to LOSE weight
Korean standards are actually terrifying

>>45073958
Bread is one of the most powerful chuubas I've ever seen

>>45074084
You own a clock that isn't connected to WiFi?

>>45074309
I'm not American

>>45074309
NTA but I own an old digital alarm clock that you manually set up time on. It catches radio too

>>45073958
Was that bread randomly appearing or did I misinterpret?

>>45074365
Ah, the fact you mentioned daylight savings threw me for a loop but now I understand what you meant.

Fugg... I submitted my song 45-minutes after the sheet went up so I'm on part 2 I guess.

>>45074703
Did she mention something about the speed of submissions? Can't listen atm, hoping for an archive

>>45074822
Mod said there were 30 submissions in 10 minutes

Why don't you just ask Lisa when she's putting up the forms if you want to make sure you're included in part 1? It's what I do.

>>45074910
And that the sheet got closed off at 80.

>>45074910
>>45075046
It's sleep time for me then, see you fuckers in the archive/vod

>>45075012
>Hi Lisa! I won't be able to watch part 2 so could you listen to mine right away? I'd really hate to miss it.... thanks!"
Delightfully devilish.

>>45075012
Fuck you Chai I know you're the one stuffing the submission form before anybody else even has access to it

>>45075219
Anon, you forgot to seethe over the part where I can just share my music with Lisa whenever I want. I only stuff the submission forms specifically to rub it in.

Uuuuuuoooa that Wii thing hurt

Bros she's such a dork...

ami update

Breaking news: Kazu is gay
https://twitter.com/tetsuyakazune/status/1635730628711784450

>>45076150

>>45076446
Haewon...

>>45076446
Oh yeah? Then have sex with him right now.

>>45076446

>>45076446
Ngl this is the first time I've ever heard Kazu's voice and it's pretty nice

>>45076446
>Tomo turns out to be straight
>Kazu turns out to be gay
Shyamalan, eat your heart out

This song was in music review a month ago wtf

Autistic girlfriend is streaming with another R18 voice actress soon.. https://www.twitch.tv/mintmoova

>>45076888
No thanks

Is there a list with all these songs so I can listen to some of them later?

>"I'm gonna make a stupid face right now"
>Model ahegaos
What did she mean by this?

is mio a comrade?

>>45074084
Just lost 1 hour of stream because of this shit. Fucking americans.

Anyone that's worked in retail is fucking dying right now

>>45077398
Yes, she is preparing to defect to the Democratic People's Republic as we speak

BRITISH HATE

>>45077655
this can't be happening

>>45077922
What happened?

>>45077922
it fully took me a few minutes to remember cunt is a naughty word

The fact that cunt is considered a horrible swear in America is still funny to me

>>45077982
Lisa didn't know what "see you next tuessday" was slang for as she was singing along to the song and then she almost cried when she figured it out

ami gorilla in 40 min

>>45078052
Honestly just a Californian thing, in most other states I hear cunt used fairly liberally, it's still considered bad but not necessarily worse than bitch, only Californians treat it like some sort of slur

>>45078054
Isn't it just taking the piss out of a different sportsball team?

>>45078474
it's Brit slang for cunt

>>45078052
As an American, I don't get it either.

>>45078532
That's it? Wild. Thanks for the spoonfeed.

>>45078202
Must be different in different social circles. IME middle class mid atlantic, calling someone a cunt even if obviously jokingly and affectionately could probably start a fistfight.

You guys might not care but to a NA girl like Lisa cunt is probably one of the worst things she could be called, so tricking her into say it wasn't very nice

>>45078791
If it really bothers her that much then she should learn how to take a joke.

Metal songs about history always sound like how someone who doesn't wear deodorant smells

>>45078860
don't be an asshole.

Is magnetlink anon saving this music review?

>>45078902
goofy ass Harry Potter metal

>>45078918
If treating her like the adult that she is somehow makes me an asshole, then I accept the title. She's not a child, she should be able to handle words that might make her uncomfortable.

>>45069373
I only just realised they have penis hairpins, that's great.

>Sheeple/Buckos "try not to start a dumb argument over something incredibly innocuous for one fucking thread" challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

>>45079151
Just because you can doesn't mean you should. There are better ways of getting attention if you want it. Don't act like those buckos were.

>>45079151
Females are all children, anon

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

God Lisa is adorable

daily reminder that ami is not and was never the dom buckos think she is

I'm getting married to Lisa

>>45080222
I don't remember writing this post

Watch Kana play Faith, hijo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWmRMs4sn2Y

>>45080403
*hijx

ami is not live but she will be live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRH9zsrPTvI

>>45080460

Spidercat is live!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRH9zsrPTvI

What is this, a crossover episode?!

>>45080920
didn't notice that was maria, guess Ami doesn't have anyone of gen4nt wrenched

>>45080460
You've x'd your last grammatical gender, pendejo

I want to go buy an energy drink but what if lisa plays my song...

>>45081032
does maria ever use youtube?

>>45080920
Despite PPP's best efforts, not even he could fuck up the tsunderia unity

>>45081110
Not really. She only has her cover there. I wonder if she would be willing to try out youtube? Maybe get the youtube-only tsunbros to try her streams

>>45081032
Yomi is the only one who was outright confirmed publicly to have been part of Gen Fourn't so that's probably why. Haewon, Maria and Shima being part of the group is still technically a secret.

She's on my submission now...

I swear Ami sick/tired voice is the most attractive thing in the world. I would do anything for her right now.

>>45081668
This you?

>>45081895
This me?

>>45081904
Yes, this is actually exactly how I feel every time she reacts to what I send in

is panda a hag too?

>>45082055
no, but she can keep up with ami's idol hagging so she still gets full credit IMO

Sheeple cute

Panda is a good supportive wife to Ami. Happy for her

>>45080487
How old is that image?

>>45082228
>Created: Sunday, December 20, 2020, 18:13:02
So around Tsunquest debut? Assuming this metadata is correct.

>>45082055
So it's you, right? Can you at least admit that? The more I think about it, the more I think it's strange that it started from a single message in Ami's chat.

>>45082308
Where does the time go...

>>45082228
Oh wait, it says 11/30 in the image... So Nov 30th, 2020, I guess? That seems weird that it would be before debut...? Apparently Tsunquest was announced on the 29th, so I guess Meru made it super early.

>>45082332
anon?