/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>EU friendly stream immediately followed by EU unfriendly Stream
What did she mean by this?

>>4496470
I think she just likes doing 2 streams on a day that is good for her ie mostly free.

This is only 2 streams in a day for the viewers. For her it's 2 streams in 2 days. And I guess also remote kid and any Australian dads, if they exist

Good morning /yah/

This. At this point, she is pretty damn consist about the range of times she will stream. Dads should plan their schedule accordingly or watch her archive.

Dads...what is this shit about her and "Takkyun" doing a karaoke box? She's just fucking with us, right?

>>4496470
Can't believe I'm actually happy about her rescheduling a stream to 10 PM UTC. I've been conditioned into a shit sleep schedule.

>>4496624
Anon...

Is that JP bro in the last thread here? I ask because I'd like to make a translated clip request and I'm not confident enough my JP knowledge to add my own translations.
At the start of the first Too Fast RPG stream, we started spamming ojisan messages in the chat and her reaction was really funny. I'd love to have her response clipped and translated because I have no idea what she was saying.

>>4496530
We’re only 1h apart, but sadly I still managed to miss her b-day stream somehow.

>>4496624
you should probably just assume she's always fucking with us until proven otherwise
I'd probably assume those habits like splashing water everywhere and the cocoon thing was also her fucking with us if she didn't get so defensive about it

>>4496632
rye mountain san...

Music anon here, I finished the track. Hope you'll like it.
>Song
https://files.catbox.moe/kmt2e8.wav
>Remix materials:
(150MB) https://files.catbox.moe/m6ugqw.zip
This zip file includes:
>Project files for FL Studio 20
>Seperated tracks if you don't have FL Studio but wish to remix it anyway.

>>4496690
Why don't you ask m********* d*** ? He seems pretty knowledgeable in Japanese. I don't think the guy you are thinking of is here.

>>4496722
Sea, west australia, china, russia?

>>4496624
She posted that "collab" after the last /yah/ thread was talking about collabs.

she is use my edit as thumbnail, she must be in love with me, right?

>>4496806
Holy based. Thank you

>>4496806
thanks for reminding me that she will never be my wife daughter

>>4496818
WA

>>4496826
She is just good at using fan content, see her intro, outro and interruption screens. She needed a new thumbnail for her chatting and drinking and yours fit the best, don't overthink it.

>>4496806
This is really good. I love you too Bea...

>tfw I realized I would miss most of her streams with her current schedule

>>4496806

CHIHIRO LOVE

>>4496806
Gosling National Anthem.

>>4496806
I want this to be the last thing I'd hear

>>4496994
Don't play this when your depressed dad.

>you'll never hold Beatani in your arms

>>4497006
Too late dad. I'm in full gosling mode this time around

>>4496759
if its about sex, yeah shes fucking with us

>>4497010
No... stop...

>>4496806
G-gosling bros, we win...?

>>4496806
This is so much better than I expected.

>>4497084
>you will never have beatani ask if you want to join her in her cocoon tonight

>>4496806
Music anon... This is great
Thank you for your creative contribution.

Teaching beatani how to wash her face properly and sneaks in some hand holding here and there.

Voice organizer-anon here. A lot of people complained about the deadline being too short, I think it should not take more than a day to record but I'll listen to you either way. I'll extend the deadline by one week so the new deadline is june 13th. To not spam the thread I'll only repost the prompt every once in a while until the deadline is close. Of course I'm still monitoring every thread and the email voiceorganizer@protonmail.ch for those too shy to submit their voice in the thread. I have actually already got a submission through that mail, thank you.

Instructions for those wanting to submit to the clover club project is here:
https://controlc.com/9ca88e91

anon here

>>4497306
Hi anon. How are you?

>>4497306
hi anon

Risuna here

Hey /yah/, dad here.
Chihiro is the devil... Or is she?

pills here

>>4496806
based

>>4497390
Does bea even know michael stevens?

Good morning everyone

>>4496806
s-sugoi

>>4497280
Thanks, while it "should not take more than a day to record", everyone got different situations. Like many people can't really sing that loud in the evening and have to wait for the WE. Plus learning the lyrics and getting it right enough, especially since clover club is a bit of a odd song... yeah def can use that extended deadline.

>>4496690
If you post the exact time stamp I could probably translate it for you. Bea speaks pretty easy to understand Japanese for the most part

I'm flattered someone posted my drawing in the last thread, glad you liked it...

>>4497574
Who is (You)

Hello dads
Ryan here

beatani here

>>4497663
chu

>>4497663
peropero

>>4497663
ハグ

chihiro here, AMA

>>4497663
haa... haa...

How is it that, even though bea kills goslings daily, the goslings keep coming back?

>>4497709
why are you such a bitch?

>>4497754
She's just that good

>>4497754
we know she is tsundere

>>4497754
She's breeding the strongest.

>>4497709
Can you post your feet?

>>4497754
We've built immunity

>>4497766
would have been funnier if the post got zero replies

Ugh. Chihiro is here...

>>4496806
Thanks for including the remix materials. Very useful to have some beatani sound bites without background music.

>>4497817
never left

Thanks everyone! I'm glad you like it.
I'll make more songs in the future. It was fun to do!
Also, I forgot to put the instrumental version in the zip file. https://files.catbox.moe/iniolo.wav

What is about the bear that makes everyone want to work so hard for her?

>>4498181
Se makes me feel alive.

>>4498181
She's my personal ideal woman

>>4498181
The family is real. We're not simply viewers and she's not simply a streamer. So people are going to try not to let her down.

>>4498181
she's a muse

>>4497280
I wanted this to be my first time participating, but this is really testing my power level. I'm trying to learn it. Thanks for the extension.

>>4496806
>Last episode of the series
>It's Beatani's final stream, she is going to finally escape from the internet
>Insert song starts
>"I'm going to end my stream now... dads... moms... brothers... sisters... and friends... thank you for everything... bea bea!!!"

>>4498181
it’s nice to have people appreciate what you do, and in a collective anons can work too push something and actually do it without any connection which is fascinating.
The potential of 4chan can be brought together for good, and i hope beatani is another one of those instances.

>>4498322
Well, I'll cry to my own creation.

>>4498273
This. Bea is great, the community is great so far.

>>4498322
End me.

>>4497306
Disgusting, please use the name field

>>4497390
Chihiro shares blood with beatani, so she's devil by extension

>>4498322
Tell down please

I actually never considered the idea of Bea's eventual final stream. I don't want to think about it... I never felt this way about a streamer and their platform before...

You will never be Hiroyuki Nishimura.You will never find the love of your life Beatani on XP hill, who looks adorable and is a cutiepie Japanese Polar bear. You will never be The richest funniest comedian ever to set foot in japan with the highest superchats of France. You will never have the money that would allow you to become the owner of 4chan. You'll always be a loser.

I hope she doesn't have a final stream. I hope that one day she'll just stop having new streams and disappear. It would be less painful than being confronted with the reality of the end of her channel.

>>4498181
I make those 3d shitpost animations. I made 3d stuff for a short while in my early teenage years but got bored. But now I can make stuff that real people, both beatani and dads, will actually watch and laugh at, and that is very motivating.

>>4498687
I'd prefer to have the closure. I think forever wondering where she went or what happened to her without a goodbye would be more painful

>>4498672

>>4498631
I have the feeling that she will just stop after tweeting about wanting to take a couple of months off

>>4498777
I don't think she would do that...
Actually...
Maybe she would...

Gonna say this even so it makes me a faggot. I love this community! I know you guys aren't actually my friends, but when we have nice interactions outside of here, I think it's really nice. My anonymity went out the door when we built this community, and if you have a problem with that you can go fuck yourself. People who namedrop on /yah/ and show other attention seeking behavior are the true niggers.

Bea will never stop streaming.
Bea will never leave you.
Bea will never forget about you.
Bea will be here forever.
Bea loves you.

Stoooooooooooooooooop
I don't want to think about her leaving!

>>4498322
but she said she won't stop streaming at least until 40 years

>>4498858
Bea is actually 39 years old

>>4498845
I like to believe Bea wrote this post with her eyes getting teary...

>>4498874
Bea's dusty womb...

>>4498874
HAG LOVE

>>4498874
Stop it, my dick can't get any harder

>>4498888
I do believe she gets like that when it comes to this

can we stop doomposting, it hurts my feelings

I need to hear her saying UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOH to calm down my heart...

BEAR

>>4498995
It's existential crisis hours.

>>4498888
>wrote here, not /here/
I belib

>>4498874
This isn't how non-sociopathic women generally lie. They think if they get within 5 years of their real age it is basically close enough to the truth. So more likely hag of 30 but not that much of one.

>>4498888
She's actually in my age range! Hag with Glasses, oh my UOOOHHH

>>4498995
Pointing out that she will eventually stop streaming isn't doomposting. It's just reality

>>4498181
this might just be an aspect of indie vtubers in general, I don't know, but I think it's that she feels less like an idol we can only admire from afar and more like a friend we can actually interact with

>>4499164
Not if I kill myself first!

>>4498687
Trust me you don't want that.

>>4499213
That's not slowly disappearing into the void though, but being brutally murdered.

>>4499194
I believe in you, anon. Now get your gun

>Wanting Bea to stream forever
I hope you guys are ready for the ACTUAL pregnancy arc whenever it comes

>>4499168
Most JP vtubers go heavy on the kayfabe, indie or corporate, especially with foreigners. This is why outsiders come up with rrats like, "She can't be Japanese." with zero examples to support it. They can't imagine a vtuber who drops the act and tells gaijins what they really think.

>>4499269
That would mean she has succeeded in her goal, and every Dad would be happy about it.

>>4499269
I want her to enjoy the pleasure of being cummed inside

>>4499362
Imagine the smell.

>>4499269
>Bea telling stories about her daughter
>"She has the quirk of suddenly start running while yelling UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOH... I wonder what is wrong with this girl..."

What car should I pick to attempt to make a Beatani itasha for?
https://www.ea.com/en-gb/games/need-for-speed/need-for-speed-heat/news/nfs-heat-car-list
I fucking hate the decal limit in this game.

>>4499164
Doomposting in general is reality
Well, doesn't mean I like to read it often

Would you rather she has one final stream and never streams again or has one final stream and becomes corpo?

>>4499168
Having mostly followed indies for a while now, yes, the seperation entertainer/viewer is much much less clear with smaller indies. They're closer to someone just like you with similar hobbies or just a personality you enjoy, that happens to be streaming.

>>4499428
Is Forza any better? I know a bunch of people who play that now.

>>4499471
The former.

Imagine it, it's been almost a year since that kusobear's last and final stream... No vtuber since has even come close to to being as good as she was. Today in particular is the day hololive is debuting the first of their latest generation of their Japanese branch, though you've pretty much given up on finding another /her/. You missed most of the stream already but you click on it out of curiosity anyway.

It looks like she's just wrapping up her introduction and moving onto the talent portion of her debut. English speaker too huh? She's quite good, nearly fluent in fact--you can't quite put a face to it, but there's something familiar about her accent, like hearing an old friend for the first time in ages. Just when you finally remember who it she continues,

>"I'll be singing my favorite song: Clover Club! Yah!"

>>4499471
whichever that will make her stream longest

>>4499566
The debut thread would explode

>>4499526
I haven't touched Forza, I got Heat because it was on an 80% sale and doesn't take place in fucking Britain, but as far as liveries go the limit is 3000 layers, 10 times more than NFS. That said FH4 should be the better game but it's expensive as shit with a giant pile of DLC.

Everyday when I wake up and before I sleep at night, I pray and thank God that I was not born a replyguy.

>>4499194
You can do it!

>>4499566
The reddit meme review would be something else
>What is this shit? This is not funny... so cringe... I miss eating kani...

>>4499647
What even is a replyguy?

>>4499626
You don't have to buy it and it works online ya know.

>>4499269
Nah, once she reachs 30yo she's truly wasted good for the vast vast majority of japanese men, and she won't meet the ones that would still be fine or want to remarry

>>4499566
Beacoming the top Holo in just a couple of months

Got inspired by the abuse thread and tried to make a fanfiction

Final Yab

All I need to do now is wait; everything is about to come together. The result of months of work and a considerable chunk of my oil fortune.

To a computer scientist, finding something (or someone) is just a matter of narrowing down the possible places to look using indexed information, then exhaustively searching the rest. Well, sometimes it's just an exhaustive search. She's normally in Tokyo, but that metropolis truly is too vast to search with bruge force. But I could narrow it down, and it didn't have to be Tokyo.

I only had one photo, but it was enough. With the OpenStreetMap dataset and a bit of script-fu I had a list of places that might work: all 19,821 bridges in Japan between 20 and 120 metres in length that crossed a river. From there only the relatively simple task of grabbing satellite images and streetview and uploading the entire dump to mechanical turk.

A flyover city might be considerably easier to search than Tokyo, but it's still hundreds of square kilometres filled with millions of people. Nevertheless I was on the next flight to Japan. Even in the age of Coronachan getting a visa is just a matter of money. I started by posing as a researcher and contacting a few convenience store franchisees. Turns out most of them are run by the Yakuza, which made things easier. A small "research" fee got me passwords and addresses of the ip cameras all around town. Luckily nearly all of them had audio as well.

A push notification popped up on my phone. I clicked it and started listening...

"Your change is 47 yen. Can I warm this up for you?"
"Yah"

>>4499471
What kind of question is that
She's obviously not fit for regular jobs and is a dropout
Obviously it would be better for her to be corpo vs just nothing

>>4499699
not reading that shit/10

>>4499672
Someone who constantly refreshes a chuubas twitter waiting to reply to every single tweet they make.

>>4499680
dont say that, gakki made it. maybe she can too

>>4499738
>not turning on notification

>>4499699
dad…your meds…

Watching Botan while watching discount Botan!

>>4499269
With her personality and overall image of herself, I heavily doubt she wants children or even think of herself as someone that can bear a child.

>>4499672
They do not post to their own timeline, only in replies.

imagine being that guy

>>4499803
She'll have one to make her mother happy, to which she'll probably learn that having a kid makes her more happy than she thought it would

>>4499833
fucking grey.

>>4499833
Greys are not human

>>4499833
ayy lmao

>>4499833
>grey

>>4499833
sasuga grey.....

>>4499833
based c-c-c-combo breaker absolute chad

>>4499699
kek
reminds me of pic related

>3.65K already

>>4499833
Now that's an ancient meme

>>4499849
thats why chihiro exists

>>4499803
ngl sometimes I wonder if her insecurities about her lack of sexual experience are actually related to her own desires and not just based on societal expectations
I mean she's clearly one horny fucking bear but there's a world of difference between wanting to abuse a Pichu and wanting to settle down with a Takuya.

>>4499902
>already
she was already there
and the reddit farm is getting depleted as well

>>4496806
Lovely!
Can I add this song to the xp hill ?

Greys...

>>4499955
Japanese Ms are going to join in droves.

>>4499955
how much did last reddit pull?

grayy lmao

>>4500005
50

She forgot about us...

You guys who are obsessed with her subcount don't seem to ever give credit to the fact that her engagement is super fucking good for her subs. I've seen people with 5x as many subs get less viewers than her. Getting 200 live viewers when you are at 2k subs is incredible.

>>4500058
Anya...

>>4499471
this is the only reason why i wouldn’t mind her going vhojo desu.
No leave your old persona behind, she is still beatani.
I hope she can become largest indie jp vtuber

>>4500046
I wonder how people who don't know about /yah/ experience beatani

>>4500058
Good viewer count and good donations which is why she has upgraded her equipment already. The more professional she makes her streams look the more people into the corporate stuff will take notice as well.

>>4500058
You're not wrong, but then at the same time I've seen chuubas who maintain a similar view count make thousands of dollars almost every stream.

One of these days she will start on time and then I will be truly worried

yee

>>4500115
>flashback to "too fast RPG"

Let's goooooooo

I hope you're all ready for another >1 hour stream

>>4500111
But stream quality declined since she got a new set up.
>Splash transition gone
>Music not looping properly
>Rigging problems (maybe?)

>>4500218
she probably just hasn't set everything up yet

>>4500183
Imagine if she drank too much and fell asleep

THE STREAM HAVE STARTED

I feel the menhera coming....

my alcoholic gold digger wife beatani...

>>4496806

russian dads........

she hinting that she wants us to send akasupa now...

>>4500218
it’s not rigging problems per se, it’s rigging needs updates

After all the love Russians have given to her and she does them like that?
Based

>>4500005
Does reddit even give a fuck about small indies?

>>4500484
Buying your daughter alcohol by proxy.

SOCIALISM AWAY

BASED CAPITALIST BEAR

beatani once again proving she belongs to america

I'm starting to to hate this song

RUSSIAN DAD

LETS GOOOO


RUSSIA KEEPS WINNING

>>4500113
I find it hard to believe that your example is not just 1 or 2 super whales. Are there really many streamers with 100 average viewers and average donation per viewer is over $10 per stream? I find that hard to believe, give me an example. Many of us donate a lot, and I'd bet she has way better than average donos.

>Already tipsy

kuso bear wants to make an excuse to play birthday video…

>>4500717
how much gin could she handle?

>>4500878
oh no

If you clipped this part you could get bea a lot of new subs.
But they would all be cringe.

Bea's laugh...

>>4501037
But then we would see Bea BTFO'd most of them

>karaoce

SHE HAD AN ORGY IN THE KARAOKE

Bea is about to tell how she lost her virginity

>>4501118
At least she didn't fuck the bassist.

>>4501037
I don't mean this in some cringey type way, but is there really no wide appeal to someone like Beatani? As an ESL lover, I was hooked from the start. The only comparable ESL tuber is Pikamee, but her content is quite different (I watch both).

>>4501135
Aya... you whore...

>>4501118
>>4501123
go to hell unworthy dads

When will Bea play her old songs on stream?

>>4501142
I think she has a pretty wide appeal, but idk what her streams would be like with a lot more viewers considering how much she gets by by interacting with chat.

Somewhere on the internet is a video of Beatani playing drums in her band when she was a human

>>4501135
you must Not fuck the bassist

>>4499975
It's free to use. Sure you can !

AHHH I WANT TO LISTEN TO HER OLD MUSIC RECORDINGS

>>4501135
>>4501149
>>4501203
The bassist didn't fuck HER.

>>4501217
Thank you!

Updated, it should be live now

Yeah, she definitely got plowed on a karaoke sofa

>>4500878
what’s that supposed to be

I don't know what I'm looking at but I'm drunk at 10am while I'm getting paid so it's a W in my book.

>>4501377
Living the dream

>drunk off her ass
>carrying around a (probably) expensible laptop
>decide to start running for a solid kilometer
I'm not a doctor but that's some grade A autism

>>4501581
Fucking adorable

>>4501377
living the dream indeed

>>4497280
>I think it should not take more than a day to record
I need time to practice so I sound less cringe.

pain dayo

WHAT DOES SHE MEAN BY THAT?!????

dadbros she likes the russian dad song so much, I think for her 5k celebration we should all do a /vt/ sings style cover of it if we can find romaji lyrics

>>4501727
OH EXPLOITABLE

>>4501581
>gets shit faced drunk on 9% alc beverage
maybe im just used to the alcohol resistance of eastern european women

>>4501763
No, I think it should be specific to russian bro.

>>4501806
coupondad should make a "free >1 hour stream"

>>4501727
Forced

>>4501806
An hour already? Sasuga enjoyable bear.

>>4501763
this is russian dad's thing, i want to let him have it. he deserves it.

But, russian dad, if you are reading, can you link me this song? I have unironically tried to find it, but i can't.

>>4501763
Are you asking for romaji lyrics of a russian song?

>>4501806
What the fuck

how much for a offline meet?

jgbfw, what did i miss?

>>4501869
I'm not that Russian dad but the song is popular
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpT2XB7nrAo

Enjoy

>>4501951
thanks! is it actually a birthday song?

>>232
ogey

I don't see the issue with offline meeting, I would drink a beer no issue with another viewer here or with some people I met trough 4chan

Beatani going for hookups on textboards

>>4501877
yeah I kinda want to learn it just for fun....
>>4501824
>>4501869
fair enough, we gotta think of something fun for it though

50 viewers what happened?

>>4502042
>60 views
>114 likes
seems legit

>>4502042
7am stream

>>4501978
Kind of. It's wishing a happy birthday turned into a song if that makes sense.

>>4502042

>>4498181
I'm hard for her

>>4502042
Personally I don't really enjoy these kinds of streams and struggle to maintain interest, I don't find stories about other peoples lives interesting.

>>4502021
I met up with some people at a fighting game tournament years ago from a /vg/ thread. It can be fun.

>>4502118
ngmi

>>4501978
S Dnem Rojdeniya = Happy Birthday!

Well actually we have many song versions of "Happy Birthday", but Allegrova's version is popular among 25+ y.o. because of catchiness

Add another fetish to the list

wtf is wrong with her? i dont understand

I bet their boyfriends went to use the restroom together

uhhh what just happened

>>4502249
>>4502279
I was busy with something, what did I miss?

>>4502279
drunk, autism, retardation and that's why i love her

If you're reading this Beatani, all these posts are me.
Chihiro yori.

I learned about offpako from the CEO of Sex herself

anonymous imageboards in Japan:
>cannot send images
>you have to type your email to post
>it is used to hang out with people

Beatani offpako with shimakaze-kun.

Seems nice that Japan is small that offline meets are possible with anons.

I fucked a girl I met from Reddit (for sex) and she was pretty cute too

This stream is a mistake

bear hand reps to this

>>4502447
kill yourself and then go back

>>4502421
You must put 'fusianasan' in the name field to post on 2ch/5ch, it is true you should try it.

>>4502421
just link to an image if you want to use one that much

>>4502447
r4r is one of the only good parts of reddit for the deed but is now a complete sausage fest

>>4502424
4chan offline meets exist, but they are cursed.
>british anons can't find the pub
>cum brownies
>/pol/ meet up is all mexicans and mutts
to name a few.

I don't care about /k/ I just want to hear the rest of this story...

>>4502447
Imagine unironically posting this and not feeling any sort of shame.
Dads belong on reddit

>>4502531
What's with that guy's neck???

>>4502531
And the /wah/ meetup

>>4502424
Jaypee and /a/ used to do it at comiket every half year, the ones that went anyway.

>browsing discord while streaming
This bear

You know you're in the right career when the thought of accidentally running into one of your fans fills you with dread.

>>4502595
I can't tell if the thing on the bottom right is male or female.

>>4502595
can anyone verify that they are wah/ and not random fans?

>>4502565
glad im not alone. what the actual fuck.

this stream feels so awkward to me

>>4502595
the cringe in this image is strong

>>4502639
they're just random fans who organised the times square birthday advert, but they're all still takodachis

>Young boy and homeless
I remember this doujin, the homeless gets a job after the young boy lets him fuck his ass and shave in his bathroom after.

>>4502565
Ikr? Also doesn't this guy look familiar?

>>4502595
Me on the right

>>4502424
Most countries are of similar size, but don't have that kind of imageboard or at least not popular enough.

>>4502700
its dylan roof, hes photo shopped in but it fits so well he doesn't look out of place.

Getting beat up by angry drunk Bea...

>I started running
of fucking course KEK

RUN BEATANI RUN!!

>blaming strong zero for her turboautism

>Doesn't remember how she got home
100% rape

>>4502845
by me.

>>4502830
why do you namefag

>>4502898
Fuck i forgot to delete it

>>4502845
I don't want to beleb but she seemed hesitant to talk about this story

>>4502865
How was the cunny?

>>4502845
a kindly homeless man who took her home after the act

>>4502958
Tight and virginal. She doesn't even know she's not a virgin anymore.

>>4502988
Your dick is that small?

>>4502954
I mean she did embarrass herself in front of her new friends

did she just take her meds

>>4502988
please just die

yes, bea, away the meds!

>>4502634
definitely a troon

>>4503019
True...

this stream is boring

This bear is just like an ojiisan

Why you shouldn't mix (recreational) meds with alcohol: I mixed too much Xanax and Alcohol in college. I ended up getting thrown out of the bar by the bouncer for being too fucked up. I tried to fight him, but he wouldn't fight me back. Then, I tried to fight my friend who was bigger than me. He also refused to fight me, because he was my best friend. So, I fought myself instead, and punched myself in the face over and over in front of many people (main street of the college bars). After that, I called the cops and told them that the bouncer at the bar beat me up. They told me I was too fucked up to make a police report, and told me to get some sleep. I woke up the next day extremely confused and with (both) black eyes and swollen lip. I wouldn't even know everything I just said, but this is what my friends told me. The day after, I got a call from my ex of 3 years who heard the story from a friend and "was concerned for my well-being", but I told her to go fuck herself don't mix meds and alcohol.

end me

>>4503195
kek, retard.

>>4503195

>>4503195
Niggas who only smoke weed don't deal with this sorta shit

Beer belly Bea!

>>4503195
>mixing xans and alc
fucking retard
I also don't recommend to fap on sleeping pills, i felt like i was going to die.

>get off work
>just lie in bed with konbini snacks and beer until you pass out
relatable bear

>beer and sausage is a meal
Bea needs to come to deer camp sometime

Imagine Bea's smell...

I want Bea to eat a bunch of fish sausage and drink a lot of beer. Then I want her to burp in my mouth while we're making out.

What is Bea eating right now?

Imagine that smelly cunny

>>4503340
dick

>>4503349
yummy

>>4503310
Thankfully I don't have to.

>>4503310
post bath bea...

I wonder if one day Beatanis casual racism will come back to bite her on the ass

>tfw you are a baka gaijin with a kani pass

>>4503447
japs are subtly racist, i dont think anything will happen to her

>>4503447
Polar bears can't be racist.

>>4503447
After final yab Bea will retire with Mea strat and do private streams for her 5 balons.

the sad reality of wagecucking...

man sometimes I forget how blessed I am to work at a family-ran bakery instead of having to do this shit

>>4503706
I've experienced the 3h commute +job and it was fucking awful. Thank god for covid forcing companies into trying working from home, it's heaven compared to that

>>4503747
>3h commute
I'll be real with you at that point I'd just flip burgers at the nearest mcdonalds instead, no matter how good the pay was

>>4503747
>3h commute
wtf

t. grey

>>4503747
I was offered a job $25k higher per year than my current salary, but it would mean going from a perma WFH job to commuting 6 hours per week (and wfh 2day/wk), and I just don't think I can ever go back... this is so much more relaxing.

>>4503802
kek

This is getting dull. How do we get her take her meds?

>>4503802
literally who

>>4503802
this shit annoys me as someone who actually donates. pay her with superchat with your mouth, fucking idiot. so happy she just called his BS out.

>>4503832
>berating a grey for concernfagging and wasting 30% on youtube fees is dull
acquire taste, retard-chama

>>4503802
Donate next time or get btfo'd

Thank god I can work from home, even if my boss bitches me about it every week
>It's ok, you are being dumb, everyone is being careful, you don't have to worry about anything, get back to the office you stupid shit
He got covid yesterday from the office, fuck him

I honestly don't know what she's been talking about for the past two hours, it's just background noise to me.

>>4503616
germanic countries are chill

if bea stops streaming, we get all our memberships and donations back right?

>>4503915
it's kind of ironic that Japan is the middle of this list, given their infamous rep.

>>4503832
Just close the stream if you're bored faggot

>>4503915
>Poland
>1918
even when working I have to rember the war and regaining the indepandance

>>4503915
Whoa burgers work more than nips?

>>4503948
Probably because they dont count them as worked hours

>>4503915
Germanic people go home and play work simulators

Y’all are teaching her about glowies lol

polandball

>>4503915
The average workday in Mexico is also 8 hours. How come Japan is so low in that list?
Do they get a lot of vacation days?

>she will find polandball
dads..

>She knew polandball
B-based

>my mother always check nichannel
that explains a lot

>>4504119
She KNOWS polandball

Based beamom.

>>4504107
>total numbers actually worked
So not including hours waiting for the boss to leave?

>>4504140
her mother reads polandball holy kek
4chan runs in the family

Unknowingly talking with your mom on 2ch!

Japs still make poland ball comics to this day

>>4504140
But does she know that Russia has TIGERS?

beatani and momtani oyakodon doujin when

>>4504182
OH NO

>>4504171
>she may have called her mom a faggot

That freakout over her mom watching was hilarious

imagine being the first anon to show your dickpics to her mom

We really bullied a grey into subbing

>>4504336
Good.

>>4504225
Kek imagine the anon that called her a nigger here was her mom

Why the fuck is she slamming shit on her desk and laughing like a retard? What the fuck is wrong with her, she's totally fucked in the head

>>4504407
It's great isn't it?

>>4504407
alcohol

you lied to me and i won't forgive you.

>>4504407
She has the 'tism, pls andastand

>>4504474

>>4504474
I thought sex was cringe after the member stream, is that not the case anymore?

>>4504508
He is a confirmed virgin

Did she draw her mom in the chismografo stream? I don't remember who is who in there.

>>4504508
Replying sekkusu... after sex donated is like ame's hic

>>4504537
yes

>>4504508
He is, but dads can continue the mene if they want.

>>4504508
dads forgot

>>4504052
>Y’all

>>4504508
Well, after the member stream he lost his "sekkusu san" from me. But if the donations are more than $1, I'll consider it in the future.

>>4504508
Holding grudges is pointless.

>>4504603
based southerner

Put your kani where my mouth is Bea

>>4504666

grey HATE

>>4504766
Light mode...

it's called an idiom, retard

>>4504802
Okay grandpa

RATE THE STREAM

>i pay for bea to abuse me emotionally
She's corrupting dads one by one

>>4504864
Strong 10/10

>>4504864
I came late/10. Beed to watch vod later.

>>4504864
sleepy / 10

>>4504864
sub zero hate part was a snooze fest loved the rest 10/10

>>4504864
based mom/10

>>4504864
Running a kilo, hopped up on strong zero and dying/10

>>4504802
I mean it is a meme in the traditional sense, even if nobody uses the term like that these days.

>>4504864
Went really fun at the end/10

>>4504864
Other than the offline meeting announcement, a solid 8/10

>>4504802
is this a meme?

>>4504766
I don't want to give greys the wrong impression, so I replied to this guy. It's not being a grey and enjoying the content for free that's a problem. It's offering to "help" when you are a grey that doesn't donate (or do anything else to support her channel). Bea is blunt but she's right, how are you going to help? I think she is one of the first chuubas I've watched to actually say it, though.

>>4504508
Did he do something cringe in the member stream? I'll take a timestamp if anyone would be so kind.

>>4504864
proud momma bear/10

>>4504864
Comfy story time / 10

period bear...

Beatani is a knave

>>4504978
he fucked beatani on stream

>>4504971
That grey was dumb as fuck (not the guy in your picture), he was telling her to stop working and that they'll donate super chat every month

>>4504978
It's in the archive from the thread during the stream. He admitted to (and bragged about) playing multiple games under different names when other people couldn't play at all. This makes him a faggot. If he would have just kept his mouth shut, nobody would be talking shit right now.