/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>45035359
whats wrong with taiwan?

>>45035402
She’s gonna start a war with China

>>45035402
rightful chinese clay

>>45035402
Doesn't belong to mainland China (yet)

>>45035359
>"How do you like Taiwan so far, Calli?"
>"Oh it's great! I really love to countr-"
the voices in my head are singing in joy

>>45035359
HoloTW soon?
If they use dual English/Mandarin speakers, I'd watch. Like with ID.

>>45035359
I hope she gets assassinated by the bugs

>>45035359
Nah, because China also wants to "visit" Taiwan.

>>45035359
Can she please go to the mainland and extract my wife, we're all worried about her...

>>45035402
>whats wrong with taiwan?
they made microchips
or so they say

>>45037345
semiconductors

>>45035495
One of the HoloCN members was Taiwan. They could also transfer Bae to the lineup.

>>45035359
The fact that Hololive are just fine opening two cafes there shows a lot has changed since Coco graduated

>>45035535
That would redeem them imo

They already pulled out of one Chinese market, why not try the other one? They're probably a lot easier to work with.

she'll get away with it again and you'll keep sneeding

>>45035359
>Taiwan is the final yab
for NijiCN only

>>45035359
Nothing will happen and /vt/ will continue to be losing. Seethe and cope, /vt/ards.

>>45035495
EN3 will have a Taiwanese girl.

>>45035359
Hololive has cafès there anon

>>45035359
It's only a yab if it's referred to as a country.
So you can say, "I visited Taiwan" or any of it's cities and it's fine. The moment you imply it's a separate country whenever you intended to or not is when mainlanders get pissed.

>>45039773
Who gives a shit about the CCP and its drones? Hololive doesn't operate in that market at all.

>>45039794
I know and agree, I was just explaining why it wasn't yab worthy despite the past incidents.

>Mori visiting Taiwan
>her rm visiting Taiwan too
masaka

Nothing can stop Mori.
Except a food shortage.

>>45039853
I think a food shortage can stop a lot of fucking people anon. You know, it's kind of necessary to run a society.

>>45039940
>food shortage
Just ask americans to eat less

>>45039853
That and a narrow doorway

she's going to livestream the Chinese invasion of taiwan on youtube

>>45035359
>Taiwan
You mean Chinese Taipei?

>>45035402
The island is fine. It's the ROC that's a problem

In all seriousness, she probably will just say she went to Taipei, and definitely nobody will care.

>>45035359
Soon

>>45042465
> she probably will just say she went to Taipei

What a pussy.

>>45042476
Imagine firing a pekora painted jdam into Beijing from a Kiryu cocoa themed F-35

>>45040748
>switch on the news
>taiwan strait so full of wrecks of chinese fishing boats that the PLA are just marching over it
>non-stop missile barrage pounding human waves
>all the while mori is rapping in the background occasionally saying "big ups to Xi, death-sensei's got his work cut out this time, glad i'm on hiatus"

>>45037172
i miss yogiri so much
she was too good for that shitty branch
yogiri please.....i miss you.........

Why would there be a Yab? Cover already paid their pound of flesh to cut off the bugmen, as evidenced by their HoloCafe in Taiwan.

>>45035359

>>45041984
not now, nijisis

>>45039840
>they will fuck

>>45042754
>look it up
>it’s real
Well shit. Guess I have an excuse to head up to Taipei now.

>>45037172
Yogurt...

If you want to hear about it, there's a frame up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNskVk68HZk

>>45035359
Mori is going to learn something very inconvenient

>>45043030
She's already back

>>45041984
>Chinese Taipei

You mean Formosa?

>>45043030
Taiwan's probably got among the highest percentage of pretty women in their population. Of course they'd call out those like mori. The sight of her would offend their delicate senses.

>>45043117
That's probably a good way to piss everyone off

Someone send Mori a superchat asking her how many countries has she visited this year so far, then lean back and enjoy the fireworks.

>>45043601
>lean
heh

>>45035402
sex tourism

>>45044012
Prostitution is illegal in Taiwan

>>45043601
Wouldn't really matter. Mysta already called Taiwan a country before and there wasn't any drama with it even with the heavily CN-dominated Luxiem fanbase back then
Coco's drama only blew up that way because B2 wanted to kick Hololive out

>>45043030
Can confirm, my boss called me fat just the other day.
On the plus side, I am now motivated to do something about it.

>>45044012
not even western ladyboys want her flab so she has to go there and even pay to get laid?

Why do catalogfags think that anyone in hololive gives a fuck what the chinese think?

>>45044652
I thought she had a Japanese boyfriend? Faggot was probably proud he caught a white one.

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>>45035451
>>45035469
come and take it

>>45035359
hopefully some guy in Taiwan pins her down and sticks his cock up her pussy, it would show her how to be a woman for once

Thus action has offended the feelings of all 1.4 billion Chibese people

>>45035535
Same.

>>45035359
Honestly? Incredibly based, new levels of respect for mori. Wonder if she and bae will still be on good terms though

>>45035359
Where else is gonna get her shota and horse cock in one place?

>>45037172
>>45037572
Yogurt was supposedly from Taiwan

>>45035359
She isn't a Nijiliver, try again once Vox does it.

>>45035469
You think China, a country with no experience in terms of amphibian assaults whatsoever, has even the slightest chance of successfully invading Taiwan as long as the USA are backing it? They would have to take all of Taiwan in a day before the US could respond.

>>45049723
I thought yogurt was Turkish?

>actual remnants of the old Chinese republican governement
>independent for decades
>most people have no clue about Chinese history and what the fuck their conflict is about
>chinks will literally skin you alive if you treat it like a different country
Like, I get why they think it SHOULD be theirs, but how can it be so hard to comprehend that it ISN'T now and others DON'T see it that way and most aren't even being malicious about it? Do chinks lack theory of mind like little children?

Reminder that Kson flipped a gigantic middle finger to the zhangs by holding cons on Taiwan.

>>45035402
There are a lot of horses there

>>45050508
no. Beijing is just trying to "save face". it's this dumb Chinese concept that makes them act like idiots pretty often.

basically Beijing makes these blatantly false statements because they don't appreciate the embarrassment of losing part of what they consider their territory to a separate government that embraces western values. They know the statements are false, but they make them regardless to "save face", and other countries humor them to prevent offense - this is known as "giving face".

refusing to humor them is "giving no face", which in chinese culture is bad and rude.

>>45042419
only for commie brainlets

>>45044012
That's Thailand.

>>45049996
you're assuming the USA would go to war with china for the sake of taiwan, which is incredibly unlikely

>>45043137
>Taiwan's probably got among the highest percentage of pretty women in their population
It's interesting how every time I see an attractive woman of chinese ethnicity posting pictures of herself, it turns out she's from Taiwan. I dunno if this just means that Taiwan is more into camwhoring, plastic surgery or just richer than the mainlanders, but it's definitely noticeable.

>>45054648
Are you assuming that the USA would lose the opportunity to enter a war?

>>45043117
Look no one likes Formosa. During WW2 the USN floated invading there, They turned it down in favor of the meatgrinder of Okinawa.

>Is visiting Taiwan

Is the final yab upon us bros?

>>45049996
The US Military has not fought a conventional war since 1953, is currently running on zero morale, and routinely gets its ass handed to it in exercises. This is not Ronald Reagan's military anymore.

>>45035359
So she's visiting China?
What's wrong with that

>>45035359
Everyone has already realized that Calli can literally get away with anything. Sorry she's yab-proof anon.

>>45057645
Talking about it without using the right terminology goes about as well as an enema.

>>45049996
You think china is going to have a hot war and not just do what they do to all other countries including usa?

>>45035359

>>45035359
Hololive already got booted from PRC, any jab related to Taiwan would have no effect now.

>>45058279
It might trigger a FINAL WARNING from China... which has happened so many fucking times it got a goddamn Wikipedia page.

>>45035359
Hololive cut ties with China, but keep believing this nijicuck

>>45035359
She's off to make men out of the boys in a new land
https://files.catbox.moe/d7lrjv.png

>>45057533
So Desert Storm wasn't a conventional war?

>>45059816
You could count it, but it's not really fair since they they were fighting Iraq. It was more of a massacre than a war.

>>45054648
Depends on what investments they have on Taiwan and pretty sure they have some in the semiconductor manufacturers. Just like the US didn't want to lose the cheap clothing manufacturing of Vietnam they wouldn't lose their TW investments.

>>45035359
>we have prepared a special taiwanese meal for your arrival
>sup my ni...my fellow japanese, where's your guys' mcdonalds? I need 2 big macs and a sprite
>any of you got any cough syrup? where's the walgreens? ya gurl gotta hit the lean

>>45050508
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurting_the_feelings_of_the_Chinese_people

>>45035359
It has to be.

>>45056582
>Mori's rm and Nancy taken hostage at the same time
Imagine the smell

>>45035359
Wtf Mori based?!

>>45054648
uh hell yes they would, Taiwan is vital.

>>45035359
>implying mainland Chinks have any sway over Hololive
Cover made the correct move jumping out of that toxic hell hole of a market

>>45069268
Also, Hololive Taiwan when?

>>45035359
Foreshadowing that Mori becomes the next Kson.

>>45035402
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurting_the_feelings_of_the_Chinese_people

She's going to hurt the feelings of the Chinese people

>>45054648
Taiwan is strategically vital in the Pacific so yes they would maybe not for 'Taiwan' itself but 100% for the sake of its positioning in regards to South Korea and Japan.

>>45050508
China incredibly walled (ha) off. They're fed so much propaganda with so little outside information to balance it out that they have their own view of reality, and if that view is violated, even by someone on the opposite side of the world, they lose their shit because they assume everyone else knows what they know, and if a foreigner says something counter to that, then surely their goal is to insult the people of China rather than having a different perspective on the world.