/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

I'm the kind of chumbud that enjoys petite Gura just as much as regular Gura.

I will not apologize.
https://twitter.com/wstcg/status/1635471032957140992

Feel free to send feedback about Gura's current direction in regards to streams and communication here.
https://cover-corp.com/contact/en/

Gurass

This is my semen jar!

my wife

>>45018320
Gura's current direction is my dick.

>>45018320
Not a Karen and not your personal army fag.

Our honeymoon will be in Atlantis

https://streamable.com/z91mwq

It wouldn't surprise me if we did get a white day stream like we did valentines, but I'm guessing they are in the studio and they sometimes have to get there at 6 am which means even an early morning stream isn't feasible

>>45018320
She already had a chance to decide what to do about the feedback.

>>45018320
Sorry I fucked up and sent six paragraphs about how much I love her instead, mb.

>>45018318
I ordered a case of the English version to split with my roommate, here's hoping I get lucky and pull another stamped Gura card.

Any new knotting art?

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>45019244

>>45019244
>>45019375
rubrubrubrubrub

>>45019492
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>>45019492
M. I see a lot of my screencaps reposted on this board but im always surprised I see this one the most. Maybe I shouldn't be surprised, it was a really good one

>>45019763
no one ever uses the soundpost version of this anymore

>>45020029
I have over 450 Gura soundposts and there's a lot I forget to post, please understand

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The reason she doesn’t stream often is to probably cuz she’s an alcoholic. She’s probably drunk off her ass right this instant.

>>45020156
Haha, yeah, I get that. I never thought to check before, but I have 440 myself.

M

>>45020583
It's a crime that Gura doesn't have a pajama outfit model. Maybe someday...

so many cute sharks!

What does the insides of a Gawr Gura onahole feel like?

Sex with a fembud.

>>45021070
cold, like plastic, unmoving, dead. Not like her real pussy, warm, wet, pulsating, responds to your movement, squishes your dick when you make her laugh, can feel it gorilla grip you as she cums...

>>45019492
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>>45018320
I sent mine in, doubt it'll do anything

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Gura thighs erotic
Brat shark making Japanese train going salarymen pent up

all I can muster is to submit one job app a day and then empty my balls to the shark, also once a day. I'm literally NGMI it bros

>>45022693
>all I can muster is to submit one job app a day
That's a good start. You got this bud

pet shart

>>45022693
at least you started somewhere
i must have applied to over 300 jobs and done 20 interviews to get my first job i went to school for, and that’s pretty common unless you know someone

>>45022693
apply for disability. Depression, ADHD, whatever. Wagie Cagies suffer and die alone in their cages, while i goom to my wife 5 times a day.

>>45022693
At least you are married to a gorgeous sharkwife.

Is it okay to love Gura?
I just love her so much.

>>45023501
No because I already love her

Why was the previous thread's op pic deleted? It wasn't even explicit or anything

>>45018320
Not your personal army, faggot.

>>45023794
Unbased meido goes harder on OP pictures.

>>45023501
Yes because Gura loves her chumbies romantically.

>>45023058
yeah but you need more than what you get from that to have a chance with Gura

white day stream doko?

>>45023058
I've lived the neet life and it just isn't for me

>>45024306
Small but present chance of one in 20 hours.

night

Shirako bros...

>>45024411
rape

I'm telling you those rainbow trident MFers that acted up last year pissed Gooba off something fierce

Gawr Gura is the closet thing I have ever felt to feeling "love" ever...

I fapped to big booba Gura last night. It felt wrong to do that.

>>45024698
yup, i keep trying to tell them. But they won't fucking listen.

>>45024966
I love all forms of gooba like hairy pussy gooba.

>>45024698
you mean when they left comments about wanting streams? right after a ghosting I think?

Why can't Gura be more honest with us

I'm so tired of seeing shit like this when I go checking for new art.

>>45024253
apply for further funding, you have accessibility issues. Might have to literally shit your pants a few times to get funding for home care and nurses and shit, but it's doable. Probably a bit harder in america than other places, but every downie has a nurse to clean their poopoo. redirect those funds into supporting your sharkwife.

What the chumbies doin'?

>>45025225
let him cook bud

>>45025225
Yeah, Gura would obviously have an aquatic cruiser.

I don't think it's ever been more obvious about how little she cares and how much of an afterthought her fans are to her.
I wish she'd just go back home because I'm not excited about anything she's doing in Japan anymore.

>>45025535
what happened to your homeworld, chumbud?

>>45025595
>le sad shark
back to the catalog with you, stinky

>>45025092
I can accept all forms except hairy Gura. Cunny must be bald.

>le sad shark
>I wish she'd just

>>45025311
Grinding muse dash trying to perfect fubukis song
Never forget what they took from Gura

>>45025649
ass-fucked like everyone's homeworld gets at some point.

>>45025311
grinding master duel as always.

I'm sorry, but I don't care about Gura's dreams anymore because they don't involve her fans at all.
It's clear she wants to be a celebrity, not an idol.

>>45022848
You'd think that to succeed all you'd have to do is eat healthy, take care of yourself and work hard every day. But no, you need to suck some landlord's dick, pay half your wagecuck rent to him, live your daily life next to the mentally insane. All the while advances in tech make it possible to do the things you dreamed of, you waste most of your time on mundane things like submitting text lies in an antiquated data entry system to some jackass who decides whether he likes the size of the bullet points on your resume and clicks some haha funny green button to put you into some programming meat grinder which uses some pseudo-IQ-intellectual haha optimize funni 1337 system
at least I got the shart tho

What if Gura was a genshin Impact fan. She wants to play Chinese games but all of her requests are denied for streaming. Hence she dosent stream anymore.

Do you think maybe she got suspended from doing solo streams because of the Valentine's Day stream?

>>45025595
Nothing is going to change, we'll get like a week or two and then some new excuse not to stream is going to pop up. The usual fags will say the same shit every time, that the new excuse is valid and this time things will go back to normal after for sure. Same song and dance for almost a year now.

>>45026165
No. That's retarded.

>>45025762
I'd be doing that right now if they hadn't taken it from her. I was kinda getting addicted to it, I was even about to buy that just as planned dlc shit right before they pulled perms. We could have had it good, but they had to fuck everything up.

blahaj

You could at least wait until she's back from Japan before doomposting like I am

Gura please just stream anything. Even if you don't want to talk that's fine. Just let us listen to your breathing while you sleep.

>>45026322
It's been a while since Gura talked about her blahajs. I wonder how many she has? I think the most recent plush she's mentioned is a squishmellow.

Bros wtf, official site was supposed to be cheaper.

>>45026710
It broke a couple of months after it first went online. Management received hundreds of comments about it on Reddit and decided not to do anything to fix it.

>>45026710
Yeah.. maybe I'm not gonna buy the merch after all.

>>45026832
Oh wow. Glad I ordered it when I did.

>>45026710
Guys how do I buy the dakimagura and valentine's merch, I don't want to pay $135 in shipping.

>>45027992
it unironically might be cheaper to make them two separate orders. You can also see if going through a proxy service like buyee is cheaper

>>45027992
try using a forwarder to buy from the jp shop for you

>>45027992
geekjack

wow would you look at that

https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1635506040375595009/photo/2
Gura/Kobo art, ruined by SAMPLE tho

>>45028561
beeg feeet

>>45028561 (me)
I can't into proper tweet links

I was hoping for a gura/ame geoguessr or karaoke collab like they both talked about. I was hoping for a shirako eating stream. The thought of gura swallowing any kind of semen is hot.

>>45028561
>>45028648
and Yaoi hands

>>45028561
>Kobo
>Those feet and hands
Disgusting.

>>45025925
It's been like this for almost a year at this point, it's not going to change. Just leave

If Gura doesn't at least take a day after her trip to sit down and organize her thoughts and stories, so that she can do an actual stream about her experience, I give up.

I hope she's still getting along with her bathroom girlfriend

>>45029248
No you won't. Even if she does absolutely nothing, you're still here forever. Stop lying to yourself and accept it.

>>45027992
I'm the chumbud a few posts higher than yours, it's cheaper on geekjacket.

Why do chumbies keep trying to rape Gura?

>>45029540
cant rape the willing
me inside her womb

>>45029540
I think that's pretty normal.

>>45029540
I just noticed her eyes look extra uneven in this for some reason

I thought White day was an Asian only holiday? I've never seen it celebrated by outside cultures.

I just love her so much.

Spats are great

>>45029824
Last year Gura streamed on white day but turned off superchats.

>>45029887
dolphin shorts >>>>>>

>>45030001
Those are pretty great too

>>45030134
God I love this image so fucking much

So you think Gura will go to Shibuya to see the ad for real? Asking for a friend haha.

>>45030134
It's thanks to Gura that I even know what Dolphin shorts are. Funniest thing is I guessed their name to be dolphin shorts, dunno the fuck how I did that, I must've subconsciously seen them elsewhere or something.

>>45030234
Imagine how much of Gura's poop is in Tokyo bay by now. Would drink the entire bay no cap.

>>45030289
I had no idea what they were called until now, but I've always liked them. Really show everything off while still remaining tasteful.

>>45029887
I hate the overly exaggerated cunny lips. Make em more realistic

>>45030234
She already went

>>45030379
And they look like they would smell so good after she wore them. I can almost imagine it.

>>45029887
I used to fear the idea of gura being put into spats instead of panties but she has successfully conditioned me by showing her butt

Man today would have been so much better if she streamed. Done fuckin nothing all day. Like when I know she's gonna stream, I get shit done, I'm motivated and ready for anything the day can throw at me. But without her I just stagnate. Even my fap was average cos all I could think of was missing her.

>>45030575
She gradually groomed us from the no pants canon, into liking spats. Clever girl.

>>45030575
I've always liked spats better, so I find it funny that they use them to make it "less" sexual. Definitely doesn't work for me.
>>45030648
It's also interesting how she's gone from the commando and ban pants stuff to mentioning her panties several times recently. I'm not quite sure what it means, but I like when she talks about anything she's wearing.

>>45029540
Raping someone has to be one of the best feelings not many people can experience. The look in her eyes to fight back once you penetrate her slowly changes into despair when she knows she is powerless under the influence of drugs and your body weight pressing against her. Eventually she will open up to you and let you do anything to get you to finish faster. The feelings of disgust overwhelms her as she looks at her own body after you are done.

have you ever seen the full body spats
ToT

>>45030821
Gross

>>45030821
cool story bro

>This thread

My cousin said he wants to marry Gura when he grows up.
I want to kill him.

I'm watching Godzillia's atomic breath videos right now.
I love these videos while falling asleep.

>>45030821
a...anon?

>scroll down and blindly click a vod
>wind up a few seconds into this
https://youtu.be/Dstd2LK3QZo?t=12641
god damn it yes you are my portal to happiness and I miss you, silly shark

>>45030648
I've always loved spats

gabi appears for me whenever I ask her to, wears whatever I want, cute little dolphins today ToT

>>45030648
she just had to flash us a few times, wasn't even that much grooming...

>>45030774
She does surprise me with her panty comments. She fucking wants us to fap to her, it's hot as fuck. And she does it without being a whore. I love her.

What if Gura wasn't anime but an actual child wearing spats?

>>45031195
her whole catalogue is sprinkled with nice little gems like this. I love watching her vods, even if it's for the 4th or 5th time.

>>45031305
Dolphin shorts and choker are based. Still don't like AI art, gonna stay a Luddite forever.

>>45031331
You can see her bra for a moment TuT

>>45031517
sleep tight buddy

>>45031423
who's to say she isn't? Or even tights when she's practicing choreo...

>>45031517
Good night bud

>>45030774
>>45031352
I like it when Gura talks about her panties, ponytail, sweat, pee, and booboos.

>>45031546
I'm just glad that they didn't make her a solid black polygon under the hoodie

>>45031650
Her legs are so hot, look how she moves them.

>>45031517
Sharkdreams

>>45031639
Oh god when she puts her hair up...

Does Gura ever imagine herself getting goomed by chumbuds? I wonder if she has a fetish for group sex.

>>45031735
now imagine her doing it in this

>>45031795
no she only thinks of a single huge chumbud gigashrimp ravaging her tiny body prepubescent nubile body.

>>45031650
why did she raise her legs like that anyways

>>45032119
SNIFFA SNIFFA

>>45032119
Uuooohh imagine having sex with Gura in a skintight suite

>>45032186
So she could confirm that cumbuds are staring at her body, drooling, and slamming the screenshot button.
>>45032119
*chums*

>>45031650

i can't wait to get the dakimagura
i'm gonna cuddle that shit so much

>>45031795
>>45032164
We need to check what makes her orgasm harder during erp.

>>45032453
Vibing, and really deep anal, DDLG and loli self insertion, maid and sub/master and petplay. And she likes short grey stubble like Dantes and mine when I eat her out.

>>45032453
also tfw her maid rp WAS erp for her. There is no way she wasn't dripping after that. Would have had to peel her panties off, if she was wearing any, and if not, those snail trails are probably still there on her chair, to this day, along with the corner panties.

>>45032733
I think she was pleasantly surprised that chumbies were trying to rip her clothes off during the maid rp, she has definitely been thinking about that a lot while touching herself.

Do you think Gura is dumb enough to update her pc to windows 11?

>>45033268
>wintoddlers
>computer literate in general
absolutely

Liking the new art for the train ad. Can wait till she gets to commenting about that.

>>45033329
she won't.

I wonder if Gura has looked at her own cunny with a mirror.

>>45033605
an actual one yeah

>>45033605
i wish i was a mirror.

>>45033809
>i wish i was a mirror.
careful what you wish for
*turns you into a mirror in a nursing home*

I love her more than anything!

>>45033605
Imagine her pulling down her yellow stained panties to reveal a cunny glistening with unwiped pee

Good morning friends gura hates us!

>>45034035
No, just you specifically

We just can't stop winning bros

>>45034566
How do we do it?

accept fish

>>45034990
I'm angry someone fed my cat. She's only allowed to eat my shirako.

It's 4 A.M. but I'm gonna do some fucking reps HHRRRRAAAAAAAAA

>>45033605
probably

>>45035427
I am proud of you repsbud

>>45035634
That's a plump, juicy cunny.

Horny posting was fun when it seemed like she actually cared about us, but now it just seems sad.

Gura would never have sex with someone who watches vtubers. We are nothing but a bad memory to her.

I just raped all the /vt/ sisters.

>>45022693
Its alright bro. Even as an MD.PhD. you can still get burnt and I stay afloat because of Gura.

>>45036056
That is why if I ever meet her irl I will pretent to not know what a vtuber is desu. I will flaunt my chad thundercock status tho.

>>45036056
I think she liked everyone at some point, but she doesn't seem to ever stick with anything more than a couple years. The fact she lasted this long is probably due to liking chumbuds more than usual. So we should be happy that we were able to make her feel that way, even if her heart has moved on now.

>>45034035
Yes (you) specifically.
Me, I rail her all day so she also might hate me.

It is funny that after all her recent “come backs” we always find ourselves in the same situation, starving for content and communication.

Sex with a buttbud.

>>45036251
The curse of お天気.

>>45036310
Nice ryhme, homie

>>45036314
What's a buttbud?

>>45036614
Would you like to find out?

>switching from "it's funny that" to "it is funny that" to get around filters
He's learning! I'm so proud of our little shitposter

>>45036825
i am not wrong tho

I'm the king of /ggg/.

>>45037411
No

>>45037411
??????

>>45037411
onahole...

beware beware of the rumbling dino

Cover is holding her back, their treatment of her is fucking appalling, the only reason she's still in Hololive is cause of the friends she made + she gets to be with her oshis. I feel sorry for her.

>>45037619
and whoever responds with "hurr durr friendship in hololive isn't real" please kys

It's not Cover. Gura is the one who's choosing not to stream, friend.

>>45037669
OH MY GOD, RUN

>>45037669
What is approaching?

>>45037704

I'M GONNA CHUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Why is she like this?

hello there

>>45037753
The pizza thing? Or like, in general?
The reason for the former is funny, but the reason for the latter will make you sad.

>>45037753
I'm more worried that she drinks warm/hot shower water.

>>45037836
Hi

I'm glad you guys aren't clinical retards like the rest of this board.

>>45038127
We already ate the cynical ones
Also a bit offtopic but I randomly got alice fiction's ost on my youtube homepage. You guys remember gura's playthrough of that game? Kinda sad that such a fire soundtrack ended up on such a dogshit gacha

Look at her smug face.

I haven't had a full nights of sleep in a month because I keep thinking Gura is going to do a guerilla in the middle of the night even though I know that's impossible.

>>45038690
Rape

Since I am the last chumbud, I will marry Gura in 10 mins if no objections.

Did she stealth graduate or something?

>>45039907
Wake up buddy.

>>45039975
Yes, she will announce it at holofes

Baka

>never have a stream to look forward to anymore
>same empty copy paste posts every thread, every day
>ran out of things to do while waiting because of the wait time
How boring.

>>45039993
Objection overruled

>Freezes time

Please stream, Gura. I miss you.

>>45039907
Times up. Since no valid objections were made, I will now marry Gura.

>>45040331
Watamage froze time. Your marriage is a lie.

>>45040399
Jokes on you me and my Gura wife is from a different timeline.

>>45040331
You can't marry a dead shark

>>45040668
I can still sex her tho.

What's up with the forced sex and love hotel story involving Gura? Is that for real? Kinda concerned..

>Marine says, after seeing Gura in person, Gura has the body of a 12/13 year old and is the only real loli in Hololive
I wish she could stay in Japan forever desu

>>45041258
source?

>>45041197
Yeah, with me sorry

>>45041258
Link?

>>45041258
UOH

>>45041467
>>45041822
>>45042032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxUC47tJoLw

>>45042415

Damn this thread lasted my entire work shift and some.

>>45043099
thread is dead, just like my oshi..

>>45043099
Comfy threads are best thread

Does Gura think about us while peeing?

>>45043346
Not sure but she definitely does while touching her lady front part

Gura you still have time to schedule a White Day stream before you go to bed..

"I'm back"

"She will still continue to use Twitter to connect with fans."

>>45043475
She'll be back for real in April

Hey the bot is working again

>>45043511
back as in 2-3 streams per week or actually back ?

>>45044136
meant for >>45043540

Good morning chumbies

>>45044174
Back as in 1-2 streams per month

>>45043540
We said this last March too...

I wake up to EU/SEA hours and the thread is getting spammed by bots and retards

https://twitter.com/Midori_fufu/status/1635628586202955780
Shork

>>45044388
UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

>>45044388
Sex T u T

>>45044388
Holy shit I am going to fap now

>>45044388
Perfect T u T

Gura is face down on a pillow right now crying her eyes out because she misses her home.

>>45044574
doubt it, she's probably just scrolling the hours away on tik tok

>>45044680
you mean instagram

>>45044574
Chumbies are face down on a pillow right now crying their eyes out because they miss their oshi

>>45044719
She loves her tiktok trends, she heard about using a massager to beat eggs from there I'm sure

>>45044847
Nah, I mean I do miss her but I'm fine. I've got a lot of programming reps to do and powerlifting to keep me occupied.

>>45044574
She misses the touch of her loving husband (me)

>>45044593
>That giggle
I love her...

>>45044847
lol no I'm not a fucking woman. I just beat my greasy prick while thinking about Gura's little girl parts when I miss her.

>>45044852
https://youtu.be/k_skfzMMyso?t=5695

>>45044852
Everything decent on tik tok gets reuploaded to IG and YT shorts

>All these hours wasted on holofes
Willing to bet most chumbuds don't even know its fucking happening because it requires constant streams and updates to keep someone informed. What a waste

>>45045068
>Tadaima!!
>8 Months ago

>>45045257
Those casual faggots don't deserve to enjoy the fruit of Gura's idol reps.

>>45045257
>chumbuds

final warning, stop jerking off to my wife or I will contact the authorities.

>>45045308

>>45045257
>Chumbuds

>>45045257
retard

>>45045302
>>45045368
Sex with chumbuds T u T

>>45045768
Bag with strap.

>>45045768
What did she mean by this?

>>45045846
bAg

>>45045970
My oshi's posture... is not good...

>>45046026
Yeah, me

https://twitter.com/Midori_fufu/status/1635628586202955780

>>45046061
She's just doing it for the meme... haha...

Love bomb this week...

>>45046229
Holofes is a prerecorded love bomb

People that actively devote their time to being chuuba antis are worse than any chuuba fanbase

Literally me
https://litter.catbox.moe/bjw8ea.png

gura and i are in love
try to not be too jealous

You fags told me she was gonna have sex with all of the JP girls...

>>45046997
Yeah, we didn't tell you you'd get to hear about it.

>>45046789
you reach her womb to find me already living inside it, fortified, dead to my defenses

>>45046789
Why does Gura's cunny grow a shrimp tail?

Shirako

>>45048031
time is running out for us shirakobros....

>>45046789
Why is her butthole to far back? is this AI generated?