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>> No.45000855
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>>45000812
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.45000921

>>45000855
amen

>> No.45000945

>>45000855
Amen

>> No.45001026

>>45000855
Dubs of Truth. Amen.

>> No.45001036

>>45000812
Do those things just follow him around when he's outside the mecha? I don't get it

>> No.45001074

>>45000374
Don't worry. If you're planning to go to the Vesper/Magni panel I WILL find you in that queue and I WILL talk to you.

>> No.45001080

>>45001036
i always thought of them as hoverboards

>> No.45001087
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I had a dream I held Flayon's hand and I was extremely disappointed when I woke up... I miss him but at least we have a pokemon date tomorrow uwee

>> No.45001090

we love regis altare :)

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>>45001036
they work as shields as well as hoverboards, if i had to guess they're connected to the r-trus consciousness which is why they follow him around if he's not riding them

>> No.45001195
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>>45001090
LEADER LOVE

>> No.45001209
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UGH I LOVE AXEL SO MUCH

>> No.45001253
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I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! Ahh!! I'm sorry, I'm just!! I'm really, really, happy for Axel!!!!!!!!!!! I was following him during the practice runs through the kill feed, I got excited whenever I saw his name pop up! There he is! That's our boy!!!! He's in the big leagues!!!!!!! But I really think he's improved so much! He's said so as well last night during the impromptu zatsu. Compared to his earlier Customs play, he's said that he sizzled down a bit, and started really focusing on his actions- which is true!! Axel's been working on his gameplay a lot, and scrutinizing his play. It's really amazing, I think, that he's actually improved quite a bit from his own serious study. I'm so curious to see how having a proper coach will help!!! He attracted a lot of attention last night- again something I'm ecstatic about, he's really been winning non-stop and I hope it continues- so I'm sure he's put a target on his back. It'll be rough, but I believe in him and his teammates!!!! I really think they can pull this off! He sounds so confident in his team, I want him to use that confidence to his advantage and show everyone what he's made of! I love this guy man, and I really thankful that he was given this opportunity. It has it mean the world to him. And it means the world to me too!!! Ah! But not only was he busy with things surrounding VSAI- this guy!!! This hardworking guy's still been cooking in the background too!!! He's got so much energy and refuses it let it go to waist. Axel's working on so much in tandem that I can't help but find it amazing. Sorry for always being so chatty!!! I respect and adore Axel a lot, man. I'm proud of what he's been able to do for himself and what he's already produced, and I hope he, and others are too. I cannot wait to see how Axel changes in the future and what he does. I'll support him always. I wish this guy nothing but the best of sleep, food, health, and I hope that he has nothing but fun during the tournament. Stay cool Axel!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.45001328
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>>45001090
LOVE MY CUTE LEADER

>> No.45001333

>>45001209
i bet pho reminded magni of axel too....

>> No.45001457

>>45001328
who is he looking at?

>> No.45001529

>>45001253
I love you Axel love anon! Axel is such a good and hard working boy, I'm too esl to put it into words so it's nice to read your posts!

>> No.45001527

>>45001457
your dad

>> No.45001534
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vesper wuv!!

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>>45001253
I LOVE AXEL AND I LOVE YOU TOO UUUUUUUUUUUU ToT

>> No.45001652

>>45001253
I wonder what Axel thinks seeing posts like this... keep going anon

>> No.45001878

>>45001652
nta but I really really hope he takes our moments of genuine appreciation to heart.

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>>45001529
>>45001536
>>45001652
I LOVE YOU ALL TOO!!!!! I'M VERY HAPPY THIS MORNING!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING EXPLODE!!!!!

>> No.45001946

>>45001036
They are control boards for the R-trus

>> No.45001954

no flayflay today...i want to die

>> No.45001985

>>45001878
He does. The reason why he is /here/ to take criticism to improve himself.

>> No.45002037

>>45001253
Love forever axelotls.

>> No.45002105

>>45001985
People shit on him for coming /here/, but this is genuinely the best place to get criticism (sometimes), since none of you dare to go to his comment box and tell him directly whatever you want him to improve

>> No.45002132

>45000042
Not only does Magni have that ridiculous cloak and projected halo, he's got those mech arms. He's the most difficult by far.

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>>45001074
not sure if I should be excited or scared, see you there anon-chama chu~

>> No.45002318

>>45002132
They will fix his wonky proportions, right….?

>> No.45002447

is it bad that i masturbate to Vesper's asmr streams on a daily basis

>> No.45002454
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>>45002318
Y-yeah don't worry about it

>> No.45002456

>>45002318
Astel also has freakishly long legs, Magni's body is fine

>> No.45002720

pics of female altare onegai

>> No.45002821
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45002821

>>45002720
chu~

>> No.45002925

>>45002132
They're 100% not gonna model the arms to let them move. The arms are gonna be like Ina's tentacles.

>> No.45003180
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>>45002720

>> No.45003280

>>45003180
FLAYON/REGINA SEX

>> No.45003379

>>45003180
SOURCE DOKO ??????????????????

>> No.45003398

saw the first off collab, bettel is like babysitting a child, man it should have been hakka, team purple enjoyers

>> No.45003424

>>45002925
cover does not have the technology (or time) to independently rig all of the glove cloak arms :(

>> No.45003442

>vg should have saved dead hours
>its now double unbearable

>> No.45003493

bugomorphs 2 dollars

>> No.45003531

>>45003442
this is usual bettel and flayon hours, but bettel is being railed by magni and flay is taking a day off :(

>> No.45003610
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>>45001954
our pilot has worked very hard and will come back a rejuvinated little shota with full energy!

>> No.45003718

>>45003442
Monday is always a slow day. Vesper & Altare usually take Mondays off, and Flayon is on break today as well this week.

>> No.45003769
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>>45002456
they tried to put me on the cover of vogue
but my legs were too long!

>> No.45003798
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>>45003610
you're right anon! i hope he's enjoying his rest to the fullest! FLAY LOVE FOREVER!!!!

>> No.45003828

>>45003718
>Altare
Huh? No, that's very rare. And he already streamed today.

>> No.45003876
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45003876

>>45002456
Astel's torso to leg proportions do look better in the 3D model though, so they might tweak it if necessary.

>> No.45003953

>>45003769
picrel is why you shouldn't skip leg day

>> No.45003995

>>45002925
That's a shame but also understandable, Magni wouldn't be able to control 8 arms at once anyway

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>>45003493
Makes me laugh every time

>> No.45004214

altare sloppy creampie

>> No.45004345
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45004345

>>45004214

>> No.45004370

i wonder how many apex streams are we going to get now that axel should go overdrive with the training arc

>> No.45004397

want leader cummy in my tummy

>> No.45004479

>>45004397
i like your "would you kiss this pilot..." ritualposts more, flayon...

>> No.45004539

Which loopstation stream was Bettel and Magni talking about in the test stream?

>> No.45004690 [SPOILER] 
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45004690

>>45004479
I am not flayon

>> No.45004729

>>45004370
I understand that he needs to be serious and I am fine with it being like this until the tournament, he deserves to work hard for his only chance. But I do hope he does keep doing non apex streams once in a while, like a yttd and a zatsu stream once a week, to give the viewers a break from apex and still have something to watch from Axel.

>> No.45004834

>>45000855
AMEN

>> No.45004931

>>45004214
amen

>> No.45005072
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45005072

what do (you) want to see more in tempus fanart?

>> No.45005144

>>45005072
Exposed Magni back and arms. Feral, bloody, Axel.

>> No.45005175

>>45004729
yeah i don't think he's going to do only apex all week but the only thing that's kind of discouraging for me is that he doesn't really make solo apex fun, i think he could make it better by practicing his igl with randoms even if they don't listen

>> No.45005246

>>45005072
Hakka and Leader duo

>> No.45005266

>>45005072
bloody leader art is always needed and more serious hakka art with more bird like features

>> No.45005282

>>45005072
more casual art like danshi koukosei no nichijou

>> No.45005286

>>45005072
cannibalism stuff, drug usage, especially psychadelics. for normal fanart, hair length swaps are my favorite!

>> No.45005295

HAKKA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/live/BFJhfcV2z8A?feature=share

>> No.45005303

>>45005175
I would assume he'll be practicing with his team here on out

>> No.45005444

>>45005286
>Cannibalism
What the fuck there's another one?

>> No.45005512

>>45005286
drug usage..?

>> No.45005544

>>45005072
Just them being more badass like the tempus boys fighting a monster, or them in a battle pose etc. but the twitter art meta is to make them look gayer, it seems :(

>> No.45005545

>>45005072
movie posters with the members of Tempus as the cast

>> No.45005558
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45005558

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>> No.45005575

the game hakka is playing feels like something i'd play on my school's computer during middleschool

>> No.45005609

hakka is extra cute today!!!!

>> No.45005875

>>45005558
no, nigga

>> No.45005905

uh Vesper and Axel schedules?? hello?? doko??

>> No.45005999

>>45005905
almost done, gimme a minute

>> No.45006044

>>45005558
not today, i'm sad i've been abandoned by him

>> No.45006047
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>>45005512
i like art of characters dropping acid, doing bumps, straight up injecting shit, etc. it's partly a fetish thing but also genuinely love to see how people depict the dichotomy of emotions associated with using!

>> No.45006155

>>45006047
Jesus christ anon

>> No.45006165

>>45006047
based

>> No.45006243

>>45005999
better not be a shitty boring schedule this week

>> No.45006271
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https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1635434299485978624

>> No.45006295

>>45005072
Anything with Kintama bros. Doesn't even have to be axmag

>> No.45006300

>>45005558
YES!!!!! KISSKISS FOR FLAYFLAY!!!!!!! MWAH MWAH

>> No.45006305

>>45003718
No, Altare usually takes Sunday off

>> No.45006314
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45006314

I don't watch Hakka much, how does Hakka's parasocialness stack up against the other Tempus members (mainly Bettel/Magni)?

>> No.45006321

>>45006047
so you have ideas of how the boys would react to different drugs?

>> No.45006366

>>45006271
Axel, your English...

>> No.45006375

>>45005072
Riptare

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45006387

>>45006321

>> No.45006438

>>45006314
he drops sudden parasocial bombs on his hakkitos a few times per stream, concentrated bursts but not that much still compared to altare or bettel

>> No.45006447

>>45005072
we didn't get nearly enough art based on the zeno stream

>> No.45006452

>>45005558
Yes!

>> No.45006465

me and vesper are going to fuck kronii and then i am going to "accidently" slip my dick into him .

>> No.45006485

>>45006047
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

>> No.45006492

>>45006438
Is Bettel really that parasocial?

>> No.45006496

>>45006314
More than Bettel, less than Magni

>> No.45006516
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>>45005072
More animated(as in lively, not literally animated)/emotional art pieces. Too many default/deadpan faces and too little ammo for my reaction image folder

>> No.45006571

>>45006492
No

>> No.45006579

>>45006047
I feel the same. Based.

>> No.45006624

>>45006387
f-for research purposes of course!

>> No.45006689

>>45006047
i want to peer pressure leader into doing cocaine at a party

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>>45005072
Bettel getting socked in his twink tummy

>> No.45006787

>>45004214
Based $ same

>> No.45006890

>>45006447
zeno is underrated kino saw a lot of people finding out about it a few days after they finished hopefully if they play the second one it catches on more

>> No.45006905

>>45006689
altare is pretty resilient against persuasion, you are going to have to make him an offer

>> No.45006915

>>45006492
No lol, yumes are just easily fooled

>> No.45006922

forced hakkito cannibalism.......

>> No.45006934

>>45006696
the clown beatings will continue until thread morale improves

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>>45006321
been actively waiting for crumbs of info on what meds each boy takes and how they react to them or how they "jokingly" react to mentions of certain drugs to try and deduce each boy's hypothetical reactions, but i've been preoccupied with unrelated fics for starved anons /here/ and haven't put much thought into it yet :( i will be sure to overshare my schizo headcanons findings when i get there! any contributions are much appreciated since it's difficult to self motivate when it's so niche

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>>45006696
Reminder that Bettel loves the self-deprecating humor in him getting beaten up or his face blown off and thinks it's hilarious! Imagine that on August 19th he compiles all the ryona art he has of himself and reviews them onstream

>> No.45007032

>>45006922
he just like leader

>> No.45007113

>>45006905
but if it were the twitch streamers he idolizes pressuring him…

>> No.45007132

I bet that Bettel doesn't remember his logins to his youtube account

>> No.45007233

>>45006696
has there been any fics of clown abuse since the one with altare? it feels like the suppy is oddly low....

>> No.45007315

>>45007233
Currently cooking magni/bettel clown abuse but it's consensual

>> No.45007374

>>45007315
ganbatte writeanon

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>>45006952
b-based all i know is, altare having an alcohol allergy, vesper taking anxiety meds (possibly bipolar meds, according to an anon here) and sleeping pills and flayon adhd + motion sickness meds

>> No.45007461

>>45006890
>spoiler
I wonder why...also there is another one?

>> No.45007475

Waiting room doko

>> No.45007536

>>45007384
altare has mentioned hating vaping so he seems pretty straight edge, didn't magni insinuate he smoked weed before?

>> No.45007570

Hakka is trying to dominate the economy system

>> No.45007574

>>45007461
according to flayon there is, he talked briefly about it during the drawing stream

>> No.45007668

>>45007475
Bettel's paypigs malding they can't snipe the greys in prechat rn

>> No.45007816

>me being a catboy makes me untouchable by all law

>> No.45007950

i want to swallow hakka's spit

>> No.45007957

FINALLY, GREEN TEMPUS MEMBER

>> No.45008050

>oh no a leprechaun
>gavis bettel in shambles
WDHMBT

>> No.45008055

>>45007384
my nowa rrat is that he specifically takes an anti-psychotic, he seems like the type of guy that would benefit from microdosing ket and tried something easy like shrooms before after thinking they were comparable, which could have permanently fucked his mind up, if he runs himself into an existentialism corner one day and tries anything harder in the future, it could take him past a schizo barrier he can never recover from. he'd have an acute dark descent type reaction, imo

>> No.45008141

hermanito psychoanalyzing my shota...

>> No.45008151

I want to study flay too ToT

>> No.45008194

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1635442549023477762

>> No.45008196

hakka is the director of the flayon project...
he has a PhD in flayonology...

>> No.45008234

>>45008050
Read a book
>The leprechaun story says capturing these small creatures will secure a wee bit of luck in addition to three wishes. With this in mind, they have become associated with the “luck of the Irish,” which is one of the reasons they remain so popular today.

>> No.45008238

>>45008194
Knew it

>> No.45008250

Do you think magbet took a nap after the pho

>> No.45008284

>>45007574
Interesting I knew about one of the other games the creator made but if there is a second game I will just wait till they play

>> No.45008289

>>45008196
CEO of mechabirb...

>> No.45008368

is having a child a key element to be a supportive chuuba parent?

>> No.45008385

We got uno-reversed card, instead of canceling the zatsu they're gonna cancel tonight's stream...

>> No.45008393

>>45008194
how?

>> No.45008437

>>45008250
At this point I hope Magni gets any sleep that he is able to get

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>>45008289

>> No.45008525

>>45008250
together... on the coach... still asleep...

>> No.45008528

the waiting room isn't up because bettel and magni have been smoking weed for the past 3 hours

>> No.45008639

>>45008055
nahone, his younger years seem to be wild so i wouldn't be surprised if that were the case

>> No.45008669

>>45008196
he's said before that he can speak flayonglish fluently and it helps them communicate better

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>>45008528
Why did this make me laugh so hard fuck you

>> No.45008718

>>45008528
this is real

>> No.45008743

>>45008669
they've been like this since day 1 and I love that for them

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45008758

>>45008528
DUDE

>> No.45008768

This game Hakka is playing is literally bootleg Captain Toad

>> No.45008791

>>45008485
I love them so much TvT

>> No.45008821

>>45008758
DEUHD. BRO. BROOOOHHHH FFFUCK OKAY

>> No.45008863

It's over.

>> No.45008900

>>45008669
the shotas are so cute together, the collab is going to be fun

>> No.45008910

late again
fucking WHORES

>> No.45008913

>>45008791
I'm still not over the fact that we got a valentines cover from them? and they did a valentines stream together? I hold onto the hope that someday we could get a magnet cover from them

>> No.45008941 [DELETED] 

>>45000812
https://discord.gg/EDjfPJNF

>> No.45008988

>45008941
Getting lazy, eh?

>> No.45009026
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>Hakka pays attention to hakkitos' profile pics
>Flayon pays attention to machiroon's profile pics

THEY ARE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDCYFezTBMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDCYFezTBMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDCYFezTBMA

>> No.45009072

discord niggers tongue my anus

>> No.45009088

waiting room doko?

>> No.45009111

WAIT
I thought Shinri's Minecraft stream was tonight but it's tomorrow... why live?
>captcha HHMMM

>> No.45009141

>>45009059
Magni is already a terrible influence on Bettel...

>> No.45009150

>>45009059
they're fucking

>> No.45009163

>>45008768
Yeah kinda blatant, and Toad's levels aren't so long and drawn out as this one's

>> No.45009199

>measuring your language proficiency is like measuring your dick

>> No.45009207

>>45009059
Weird, I've been checking both channels and still don't see it.

>> No.45009252

>>45009141
Magni used to be early or on time, I think he started slipping after new years or so. It will happen to Bettel too

>> No.45009254
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>>45008055
hey anon... by any chance does this mean my delusions recently may be from the shrooms I took?

>> No.45009264

>>45009059
Idiots kek

>> No.45009281

>>45008393
Whitest man alive, please understand

>> No.45009312

>>45008055
>spoiler
wow literally me fr fr...

>> No.45009336

>>45009141
i know this is a shitpost but there are clownyumes out there that will fault Magni for this

>> No.45009423
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>>45008194
>my baby kid is also practicing how to use chopsticks
KEK
https://twitter.com/senzakimakoto/status/1635447435630878725

>> No.45009469

>>45009336
I really hope you are wrong, I really really do.

>> No.45009498

why do i feel like a brainlet for not understanding the drug talk at all

>> No.45009527

>>45009336 (me)
Fault is not the right word, it probably is Magni's fault kek but rather believe what you wrote

>> No.45009565

BEGNI ON THE TELLY

>> No.45009591

>>45009423
senzaki mama went for the throat KEK

>> No.45009636
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>>45009336
Bettel literally starts his streams early and starts speaking on the hour, where is this talk of Bettel not being prepared coming from?

>> No.45009643

WHORES on the telly!

>> No.45009644

Ah yes, content.

>> No.45009652

>>45009026
they are..
I'm glad someone drew this when hakka said that machiroons should just look like hakkitos with big red coats it's cute

>> No.45009654

cute?
https://twitter.com/TokitsukiM/status/1635128094544756736

>> No.45009671
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Why do they look so sad

>> No.45009713
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45009713

>[Off-Collab] WORKING OUT WITH MAGNI DEZMOND
Let me translate: Magni and Bettel make gay sex noises for an hour

>> No.45009717
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45009717

this is actually a sex stream what the fuck

>> No.45009733

>>45009671
Magni looks smug, Bettel is waiting to get his ass destroyed

>> No.45009752

>>45009671
They hate eachother...

>> No.45009756
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45009756

HERE IT COMES THE PAYPIG RAINBOW

>> No.45009758

>>45009671
The sex wasn't as good as they thought

>> No.45009776

get in the cage bettel....

>> No.45009780

>Magni asking once again for the other person to describe things
Stoppp

>> No.45009784

>>45009671
why is his head so fucking big

>> No.45009796

>>45009671
Magni looks like he's up to something

>> No.45009800

These two clowns have never lifted a single weight in their life.

>> No.45009801

>>45008913
>magnet cover
I'm going feral if that were to happen. Just imagining it is already too much for me T T

>> No.45009819

>>45009713
It's what I show up for.

>> No.45009843

>>45009780
This has to be a fetish, he does it so much. I bet he looks them in the eye while he says it.

>> No.45009852

I can already hear one of them breathing from exhaustion ToT

>> No.45009855

>>45009671
Magni's gigantic head next to Bettel's tiny head

>> No.45009880

They did nap holy shit

>> No.45009893

>>45009801
welcome to my brainrot I literally think about it every single day

>> No.45009894

>>45009671
They were both bottoms

>> No.45009913

Did bettel or magni travel for the offcollab? Gotta catch the earlier vod as well

>> No.45009927

>>45008250
PROPHET

>> No.45009938
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45009938

>>45009713

>> No.45009960

>>45009843
It felt so weird when he asked Vesper to describe things as well. Does he even realize he keeps doing it?

>> No.45009968

>>45009913
Magni's place

>> No.45009974

I wish I could try Pho but I live in a region with zero asian people/ asian restaurants/ asian markets... seems good though.

>> No.45009989

>>45009894
pillow princesses. double ended dildos can only get you so far when there's no top to help and neither of you want to take control

>> No.45010010

>>45009843
I think he's just trying to include people in the convo

>> No.45010015

>>45009894
for who?

>> No.45010024

This is feeling like a podcast AIEEEEE LEADER DON'T LOOK

>> No.45010027

>>45009989
I knew they were going to be dissatisfied..

>> No.45010068

>open youtube
>workout stream by the boys
fuck i really need to get back into it

>> No.45010070

these noises they are making i am freaking out already

>> No.45010095

>he's already shaking and it's just warming up
rip

>> No.45010104

i hate that you guys pointed out the magni getting other people to describe things thing

>> No.45010118

>>45009111
yeah it's mama's new schedule. he's getting lots of rest but still miss him.

>> No.45010120

>>45009974
my local thai place has fantastic pho, otherwise i have to drive out 45 min for good pho, but it's fucking worth it

>> No.45010154

God I wish this was only Magni. Could he do a workout stream alone sometime? He has such a nice voice for narrating

>> No.45010174

These sounds

>> No.45010173
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i'm sorry but this sounds way too lewd since we only hear them

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45010202

>You want your heart to stop, bro?

>> No.45010222

>bettel is getting pressured into drinking

>> No.45010273

I repeat, Bettel could not keep up with sexpest Magni

>> No.45010274
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45010274

what is this stream exactly? are we gonna stare at static pngs as they moan and groan? or maybe i should treat this like an "asmr roleplay"?

>> No.45010291

>>45010068
do it anon, make the mag proud

>> No.45010294

>energy drinks
They’re going to fucking die

>> No.45010326

>>45010274
begni sisters this is our time!

>> No.45010349

>>45010274
I wish they were static pngs, the breathing makes me uneasy

>> No.45010355

>>45010274
Have you never watched a work out stream? That's exactly what it is, yes.

>> No.45010377

>bettel toilet noises
ToT

>> No.45010390
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45010390

MAGNI WHYYYYYYYY WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL

>> No.45010393

Do people really drink energy drinks during workouts...

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45010422

Oh gods, bad day to be a straight brotuber

>> No.45010462

Begni rn
https://youtu.be/eUpgxHWzoRo

>> No.45010468

>>45010422
I though brotubers liked /fit/ talk

>> No.45010483

>>45010355
does ringfit count?

>> No.45010487

Energy drinks are a scam, aren't they? Like no different from soda in terms of destorying your health, why not just drink water?

>> No.45010499

>>45010422
you're supposed to workout along with them...

>> No.45010500

>>45010154
I kinda want this now too.

>> No.45010503

Magni is so accommodating. He really is a great host.

>> No.45010515

> Can you... do this?
> All the way down?

>> No.45010517

>can you do this
>all the way down?!?!?!

>> No.45010532

The slav squat test I see

>> No.45010536

kek

>> No.45010538

They literally stream on Hakka's stream, way to rub salt on the wound

>> No.45010561

>I looked at you and I think for one reason or another
Bettel is has a FLAT ASS

>> No.45010567

>that moan
Say it with me now

S E I S H O R A S
E
I
S
H
O
R
A
S

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man this sounds so fucking gay
nice

>> No.45010587

HIP DRAHVE

>> No.45010600

Huh, he's like a personal trainer.

>> No.45010601

Magni TRY not to make it sexual

>> No.45010607

>>45010422
/fit/ talk isn't gay.

>> No.45010609

>>45010561
lmao that was a quiet diss

>> No.45010611

>>45010517
Ah yes, Rippetoe's Hip Draaave

>> No.45010613

MOOOOOOOM BETTEL'S BEING COMMANDED TO THRUST TOWARDS MAGNIIIII

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45010638

>you're engaging your butt cause, you know...

Bettel's gonna engage his butt alright

>> No.45010655

>>45010274
i'm just drowning out what they're talking about and getting off to their moans TuT

>> No.45010658

>>45010600
not surprised if he was

>> No.45010663

im so glad these two retards are streaming theyre distracting my racing suicidal thoughts god bless tempus

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bros.....am i gonna make it

>> No.45010677

>>45010468
I'm not a chad, i'm a filthy nerd who hates sports and talks about roleplaying and videogames...

>> No.45010680

Good lord...

>> No.45010683

bettel’s like a slightly retarded younger brother, it’s cute

>> No.45010685

>>45010638
thrust

>> No.45010695

bettel what the fuck

>> No.45010702

I knew Bettel was probably doing squats completely wrong based on him saying his knees hurt everytime

>> No.45010709

>>45010567
Seis minutos more like kek

>> No.45010724

>>45010667
Do you eat ice cream every night like Bettel?

>> No.45010731

>>45010683
Bettel 2 hands posted this.

>> No.45010736

>>45010667
We're all gonna make it brah

>> No.45010746

ew there's a catalogfag, shut up you nigger and let me listen to my bros Gay Sounds Stream

>> No.45010753

so does bettel actually work out?

>> No.45010772

Bettel sounds so pathetic fuck

>> No.45010800

>>45010607
Indeed but the moans and pervert mind is not helping

>> No.45010808

>>45010068
Do it. What you missed was some sime stretches and squats.

>> No.45010812

this is too fucking lewd what the fuck

>> No.45010814

There's no reason for him to be making these noises!!

>> No.45010836

he has to be playing this up what the fuck this is too ero

>> No.45010842

>you have pretty mobile hips

>> No.45010850

magni's voice is giving me actual ASMR, i don't want to fall asleep during the sex session.... ToT

>> No.45010851
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somehow this is gayer than the zeno collab

>> No.45010859

Magni is absolutely slavering over Bettel's frail sickly body

>> No.45010876
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45010876

>check out the supposed brotubers for the first time
>it’s this
wew

>> No.45010881

magni knew what he was doing with working out on the very first day....

>> No.45010883

>this is like hiring Richard Simmons for a funeral
good joke, gex

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>You have pretty mobile hips

TToTT

>> No.45010890

>>45010772
I can hear the mans joins pop. Dude does not work out.

>> No.45010905

wouldve been nicer if magni cooked up a workout outfit png for the immersion.

>> No.45010907

>>45010836
Holostars is made for homoerotic bro moments

>> No.45010916

What if this stream is just an excuse for Magni to help Bettel start on getting healthy habits? I think that it would be pretty neat.

>> No.45010954

what's wrong with this stream? you don't whip your dick out while your bro is benching? how are you gonna spot him?

>> No.45010962

>>45010677
ojisan... i can fix you...

>> No.45010961

>>45010890
are knees popping not normal

>> No.45010967

Wait does that mean Bettel doesn't brush his teeth before bed?

>> No.45010969

>>45010883
I understood those references

>> No.45010995

Can (You) do a deep squat like Magni /MANS/?

>> No.45011003

>>45010851
way gayer, this can't be topped for that

>> No.45011019

>>45010859
I can see his hands all over the clown, I will not survive this

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>>45010876
Really good bros, just working out together are two bros would do. Got to make sure he has has good form.

>> No.45011075

BETTEL’S WHIMPERS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>> No.45011087

>>45010995
Yes, my legs are significantly more developed then my upper body

>> No.45011088

>>45010961
No. It means your joints aren't getting enough fluid and you need to stretch more.

>> No.45011105

>That's the prework, just read chat, nothing keeps your blood pumping more

THEY'RE EXHIBITIONISTS

>> No.45011110

>>45011019
MAGNI MANHANDLING THE CLOWN UNTIL HE'S WEAK AND CRYING ToT

>> No.45011114

>>45010995
i can do a few

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this is my type of stream, just broing it up.

>> No.45011126

>>45010995
Yes and I can stay squatting for ages

>> No.45011127

i wish flayon was bad at exercise.....

>> No.45011145

>>45011088
nta but that would explain why my knees always end up hurting, i never stretch

>> No.45011147
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>>45010962
I'm too old for that, my dear girl

>> No.45011152

>bettel’s mama watching him whimper and moan

>> No.45011153

I need solo workout Mag and I need it yesterday. Don't get me wrong Bettel's whimpers are nice and all but Magni's voice is pure sex and I need more

>> No.45011173

>>45010876
>>45011054
They are...?

>> No.45011198

Magni still sounds so tired

>> No.45011214

>>45011127
ecchi onee-chan

>> No.45011231

>>45010969
still a 70s tv personality whose last public appearance was nearly a decade ago

>> No.45011233

>let it hang

>> No.45011238

>>45010995
Absolutely. Hindu squats are pretty good too
>>45011147
IT'S NEVER TOO LATE OJISAN, I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!

>> No.45011258

Uh?

>> No.45011271

>>45011198
Yeah this is his regular mode, not his streamer energy.

>> No.45011302

Magni had sex with the gymbro, no doubt

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>>45011127
somehow he moans more in normal streams than on ring fit damn brat making fun of us that one time because we'll never hear him actually moan

>> No.45011324

>>45011198
he just woke up

>> No.45011350

>>45011147
its NEVER too old to get some gains go swimming!! touch some grass!!

>> No.45011366

Tempus is no more different than niji at this point. So give luxiem and our other boys a chance if you have time!

>> No.45011407

>>45010667
someone post the MAG edit please, I know I've seen it excist

>> No.45011424

>>45011302
giwtwm

>> No.45011446

i am going to bite the bait. don't stop me

>> No.45011462

BETTEL'S GETTING MAGHANDLED ToT

>> No.45011472

I remember trying this, I can't do it and I just turned 20

>> No.45011487

>45011366

Fuck off

>> No.45011503

>>45011366
i don't have time to watch only holopro, imagine watching other vtubers

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>>45011446
bite me instead anon-kun

>> No.45011526

What posture check they are doing exactly? What's it called?

>> No.45011536

>>45011127
he has dreams of fighting for some reason at least he still moans like a whore in normal streams anyway

>> No.45011540

legitimately concerned Bettel is going to injure himself this stream

>> No.45011608

>>45011147
oji youre about to be raped. stop replying

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>>45010851
>somehow this is gayer than the zeno collab
Gayer than the PC building off-collab?

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>>45011446
no

>> No.45011615

I think maglord should collab with that akuma guy from nijien so he can act more faggy

>> No.45011626

>>45011540
who would ever get hurt ON stream? a dumbass?
i am sorry lunaitos, it's a jork

>> No.45011630

>no mag personal trainer
I'm so jealous of Bettel right now

>> No.45011634

>>45011366
Their two kinds of fujobaiting are not similar at all, so stop baiting and kys

>> No.45011640

>>45011509
chu

>> No.45011642

I think that Bettel and Magni are really boring together desu

>> No.45011646

>>45011366
WRONG.
Niji is all pathetic fujobait talk! Holostars is for feeling up your bro's sweaty body for the sake of masculine bonding! This isn't even the first time it's happened, learn the difference.

>> No.45011687

>>45011630
Same. What I wouldn't give to get Magni correcting my posture

>> No.45011691

Isn't a little curve natural?

>> No.45011709
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45011709

Magni is going to push bettle into sustaining a serious back injury
>You want to steal everything from me? Well don't forget about this

>> No.45011721

>>45011646
Too much copium sis

>> No.45011733

>>45011611
i'm sorry the taco ssd made me too mad to have fujo thoughts during that collab

>> No.45011740

>>45011611
flayon insinuating he ships the character's him and altare were playing was gayer and this easily is gayer than that, good for the begni fujos

>> No.45011752

Hornypost instead of giving (you)s you niggers

>> No.45011753

>>45011303
wow
never seen this emote without the meds in it

>> No.45011756

>>45011615
>>45011366

>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
>It is not of our concern.

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>>45011540
he'll die earlier from being a fat fuck, take it easy concernfag
>>45011526
picrel

>> No.45011792

>>45011642
They are. They have better content solo each

>> No.45011825

When does the post-workout massage begin.

>> No.45011853

Clownyumes feeling real threatened.

>> No.45011856

>>45011825
That's for tier 4 members

>> No.45011863

>>45011642
I think it's cause Magni is in the middle of a depression arc. But give it a couple days for them to feel more comfortable together.

>> No.45011867

>>45011646
True! Nothing wrong with giving your bros a tight workout! It's nothing like those NijiWHORES!

>> No.45011875

>>45011642
>I think that Bettel and Magni are really boring together desu
Remember this stream is for them, not for you, thirdwheel anon

>> No.45011888

clussyfujos feeling amazing

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45011918

>your broshi
>Your bench PR

>> No.45011940

>>45011646
Unironically this.

>> No.45011944

>>45011875
Yeah, I think this was something they were going to do either way, so either they tell us they did it, or they stream it

>> No.45011960

>>45011918
ANIKI WAKE UP

>> No.45011994

>scared drunk
interesting

>> No.45011999

AAAAHHHH HAKKA IS A MECHABIRB CHAD BASED BASED

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>>45011875
UUUUU DON'T REMIND ME I'M THIRD WHEELING

>> No.45012008
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Obligatory bgm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsz2KRqpMhI

>> No.45012036

>>45011918
>Axel
>I'm never actually benched, I've only done cardio and calisthenics

>> No.45012038

can that ugly alien stop saying he's "exhausted"? it's killing my vibe.

>> No.45012063
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45012063

>>45011918
Bettel
I do not

>> No.45012074

>>45012008
please no

>> No.45012087

>>45012038
For real, his whiny voice gets on my nerves

>> No.45012107

>>45011999
is mechabird the most fed ship in tempus right now?

>> No.45012109

>>45011918
>Axel
>120lbs
t. Woman who just started CrossFit

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>>45012007
You'll be okay anon

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>>45012008
Bettelheads with classical tastes pls recommend him other bgm's, he needs more variety

>> No.45012150

>>45011918
machiroon, can lift about 10 pounds before I get tired and pass out. jealous?

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>>45011918
Leader
225 baby

>> No.45012174

>bettel's mama spamming the laughing emoji too

>> No.45012190

>>45012107
begni on the telly moaning rn

>> No.45012193

>What kind of drunk am I?
>You're fun

>> No.45012206

>>45012107
I mean there's literally a begni sex stream going on now...

>> No.45012213

>>45012107
there's literally a sex stream

>> No.45012224

>>45011918
altare
195

>> No.45012229

>>45012193
Bettel is such a asskisser I swear

>> No.45012232

If you drink alcohol for any reason other than enjoying the taste, you are an ape.

>> No.45012247

>working out in skinny jeans
Bettel...

>> No.45012252

>>45012107
watch streams retard

>> No.45012306

>>45011994
bettel or magni? i can't hear them well

>> No.45012307

>>45011366
I used to watch Luca but after a while I just moved onto the JP males.

>> No.45012316
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>> No.45012317

What a bunch of dirty whores holy shit.

>> No.45012326
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>>45012156
>you can basically bench two bettels

Holy fuck bro...

>> No.45012332

MAGNI IS DOMMING BETTEL

>> No.45012333

>PUNK ROCK SKINNY JEANS WITH CHAINS AND STUDS

>> No.45012338

>>45011918
>magni
>i only have dumbbells, can barely lift 5kgs lmao

>> No.45012345

>>45011918
Magni
i just started please

>> No.45012346
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>Bettel working out in skinny jeans

BRUH

>> No.45012350

Why is Bettel an actual retard?

>> No.45012364

Bettel is wearing emo skinny jeans...

>> No.45012407

emo boy bettel

>> No.45012428

I want to work out so badly but i'm at work...

>> No.45012433

why didnt magni lend him some shorts what the fuck

>> No.45012441
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...

>> No.45012443

>>45012350
Very, and Magni is spending the next week grooming the retarded clown.

>> No.45012459

But Bettel can't even touch his toes

>> No.45012462

god bettel was so pleased when magni complimented his flexibility just then holy shit

>> No.45012467

(You) can do a butterfly stretch right /MANS/?

>> No.45012471

Fujo status?

>> No.45012530

>>45011918
>vesper
>i havent checked but i lift 120 daily at work
i weigh about that much as well

>> No.45012564

>>45012471
not into begni but happy for the sisters

>> No.45012575
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>he can butterfly stretch his knees down to the floor

This flexible twinky clown... He's gonna snap something inside of me, I swear

>> No.45012580

Is working out always so homo erotic?

>> No.45012581

fujos get to drawing bettel doing some freak contortionist blowjobs NOW

>> No.45012613

They're having SEX right in front of ME. Yumesisters, I have to close the tab...

>> No.45012628

This is just an audiobook of gay sex

>> No.45012638

>>45012326
I haven't benched 225 in a long time but I could probably lift 1.5 bettels consistently

>> No.45012650

>>45012467
What is that?

>> No.45012652

>>45012471
successfully converted and horny

>> No.45012654

>>45012252
>>45012213
>>45012206
>>45012190
i have gay sex with my friends all the time, doesn't mean i love them retard

>> No.45012657
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>>45012441
Whore...why are you corrupting my clown prince?

>> No.45012671

>>45012471
NEED DEHUMIDIFIER

>> No.45012678

>>45012628
and that's a good thing

>> No.45012694

>am I going to be able to walk tomorrow
jesus christ I wasn't a begni shipper before this

>> No.45012718

>>45012467
Yeah

>> No.45012727
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I fell asleep for an extra 40 minutes after my alarm went off thinking the stream was at Magni's usual time. How is it so far?

>> No.45012733

>>45012564
I'm not into it either, but Magni narrating the work out really does something for me

>> No.45012743

>>45012654
didn't ask, watch streams retard

>> No.45012747

>>45012580
Yes, working out is inherently homoerotic
Why do you think the Greeks were known for gyms?

>> No.45012790

>>45001087
Jokes on you, I dreamed I was spooning Machina in bed

>> No.45012795

jesas, I can't imagine being a clownyume listening to these noises
As a Magyume I'm enjoying personal trainer Mag though

>> No.45012800

They need some hype music

>> No.45012817

>>45012654
Don't you love your friends? what a monster

>> No.45012833
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>bench is for kids
Cope, it is fun to lift rock against chest

>> No.45012846

>shitting on bench press
based, I once shat while bench pressing and it wasn't a good time for anyone involved

>> No.45012849

Do you even need to bench press? Is it really that important a component of a good workout?

>> No.45012854

>>45012580
I think so, sometimes I get embarassed for the noises I make when working out...

>> No.45012857

>>45012800
just blast some tevvez in the background

>> No.45012872

>>45012471
Not what I expected. I'm laughing more than anything.

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>>45011918
280
t. 6'4" (193) vesoji

>> No.45012892

Did Bettel remember to bring his lifting plug? Or does Magni have a spare

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please i just want to have something to listen to while i draw

>> No.45012906

>>45012747
Yes, Gymnasium comes from the greek word for naked exercise. It is very much a celebration of the body, in all its gay glory

>> No.45012915

>>45012849
pushups are good enough

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>>45012654
why are you playing with his heart anon? what a whore

>> No.45012931

>>45012849
It isn't necessary, but it can make your chest bigger

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What the fuck have I walked into?

>> No.45012972

Ngl I wish we had a Magnoir work out stream as well, I would prefer hearing people who know what they are doing instead of a clown stick snapping in half

>> No.45012977

>>45012849
Bench presses and other exercises involving weights aren't needed to get fit but they are a great short cut. All you need is your body and a flat surface.

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>>45012846
BRO?

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>>45012879
BIG GIGA VESTIE

I KNEEL AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.45013009

>>45012960
magni and bettel having sex live on stream

>> No.45013010

>>45012960
Fitness, get lifting

>> No.45013035

>>45012727
fujo dreamland, magni's being very cute and gentle with bettel, but otherwise kinda boring.

>> No.45013040

>>45012879
how does it feel to be taller than 98% of this thread

>> No.45013058

>>45012972
like how much ves knew about computers?

>> No.45013065

>>45012972
>Vesper's disgusting noises instead of Bettel's sexy pathetic noises
No thanks

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>>45012580
/fit/ is filled with more gay men than /lgbt/ for a reason

>> No.45013091

>>45012972
I know I for sure would not survive hearing Vesper growling and panting while working out

>> No.45013100

>>45013058
kek

>> No.45013122

Magni please release more roleplay content for the members

>> No.45013128

>>45012580
the greeks were right

>> No.45013138

>>45013058
...You got a point. Maybe Altare then. Or even Axel, he used to be a gymbro right?

>> No.45013141

Ngl this stream would be more entertaining if it was 3d

>> No.45013143

>>45012972
streamers not knowing what they are doing are half of the entertainment value of the medium

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>>45012119
Bettel if you're /here/ please consider
>Ludwig Van Beethoven - Piano Sonata No.14 "Moonlight Sonata"
>Il Trovatore, Act II: Gypsy Chorus (Instrumental Version)
>Dvorak - Symphony No. 9 (From the New World) Mvmt 4
>Claude Debussy - Clair de Lune
>Tchaikovsky - Waltz of the Flowers

and of course
>Julius Fucik - Entry of the Gladiators

>> No.45013167

>>45012879
HAHA FAT FUCK XDDDDD LOL LMAO

>> No.45013169

>>45012915
>>45012931
>>45012977
Why am I learning more about fitness from a question I typed up in 10 seconds on 4chan than all the traditional wisdom I've accumulated throughout my entire life
I think I'm just gonna stick to pushups then, you can do them anywhere and they engage the muscle that needs to be engaged, and they're also pretty difficult enough honestly

>> No.45013185

>>45013058
KEK. oh poor Nowa

>> No.45013212

wait, this isn't the leather club

>> No.45013222

>>45012849
Bench presses aren't as important fo rfunctional muscle, so not really. Pushups are better overall

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>>45013122
He's roleplaying right now though

>> No.45013251

>>45013141
obviously

>> No.45013285

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE NOISES

>> No.45013288

>>45013138
>almond moans
I don't want to die yet, maybe when axel gets to magni they can do one

>> No.45013295

>>45013225
Yes, but I'm insatiable.

>> No.45013294

>>45013225
dyrbi

>> No.45013324

He did it!

>> No.45013326

>>45013122
This all I am thinking about as well. Imagine a personal trainer roleplay

>> No.45013332

>>45011366
I used to watch Luxiem but dropped them mid-2021 because Niji fujobaiting was so obnoxious and happened so often that it pissed me off.
Still hate Vox for ruining the "some friends playing games" atmosphere of fresh-off-debut Luxiem.

>> No.45013362

Just got back home. What have they done so far and how heavy?

>> No.45013396

>>45013058
altare declining on getting help from him after that was so fucking funny

>> No.45013397

>>45013169
Just remember to maintain the form, and you'll be good. Quality > Quantity is really important here.

>> No.45013407

>>45013141
https://youtu.be/Dk6xa8xVFLo
Imagine Tempus doing this kind of 3D kino...

>> No.45013435

>>45013362
Bettel just finished lifting the bar

>> No.45013448

>>45011918
Altare I guess
Power lifting is for fat people

>> No.45013459

I can't believe Bettel is actually strong enough to squish an ant now.

>> No.45013467

>>45013362
they just got done using a tentacle dildo, now magni is going to test a horse dildo on bettel

>> No.45013472

>>45013332
this is a tempus general

>> No.45013479

>>45013362
Still warming up

>> No.45013483

>>45013362
warmup stretches and lifted the bar
Bettel is dying

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Bettel just started with the bar, 10 bench presses IIRC

>> No.45013557

>>45013396
i forgot about that KEK

>> No.45013588

Imagine how easy it would be to manhandle Bettel while he can't do shit against you

>> No.45013591

>>45013467
I hope Magni brings out the dingo knot dildo as well, can't wait for Bettel to get addicted to it as well.

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oops
>>45013496
>>45013362

>> No.45013614

>>45013472
sorry, i got blinded by vox hate

>> No.45013634

Is Magni talking out of his ass, gymbros. Elaborate if so

>> No.45013635

>>45013435
Bench press? Shoulder press?

>> No.45013642

I can't even find this sexual. I'm finally becoming normal...

>> No.45013646

where's that spongebob edit of magmites and bettelheads watching begni through window

>> No.45013660

>>45013169
Remember, your gains fall off after 30 reps. So doing a break between sets of 30 is way better then just doing push-ups till the sun goes down.

>> No.45013661

>>45013058
Poor Vesper, that was a certified old man techie encounters new technology moment. Reminds me of watching my college professor click an ad to download something.

>> No.45013662

>>45013396
Wait which stream was that?

>> No.45013691

Harambe...

>> No.45013700

>>45013588
go on. gimme the details of how and what you'll do to him afterwards.

>> No.45013715

I bet he did the zyzz pose

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>>45013646
I still chuckle at that, it's so perfect

>> No.45013787

>>45013058
That was such a disappointment ngl

>> No.45013795

>>45013700
I'll first start by picking him up and then force him into a princess carry where I'll do squats using him as the weight until he gets sick or my legs give out

>> No.45013816

>>45013757
so this is what it means to be cucked

>> No.45013828

>>45012879
mating press me pls
t.5'2" shortstack femvestie

>> No.45013836

I'm really enjoying Magni being cute

>> No.45013837

For some reason I assumed they were going to do wii fit/ring fit . . . not this workout asmr pocast

>> No.45013850

>>45012580
Yes. Always.

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>>45011366
i tried watching Luxiem and Ethyria but they don't keep me invested in their streams for hours unlike how Tempus does. the fujobaits, yume-pandering, """"friendship""" and twitter-spams filtered me. Niji is more for clip-watching tbdesu

>> No.45013894

>>45013588
Cinsidering his weight and muscle mass, this fantasy works for 90%of the people in this thread and it's nice.

>> No.45013911

>>45012849
Dumbbell presses and cable flies are better for hypertrophy, but benchpress is fun and it's easier to load heavier weight

>> No.45013919

>>45013662
I don't remember I jist know someone said he should have gotten vesper to help during his forced break and he said he would pass

>> No.45013936

>>45013662
He made the comment more than once, don't remember an specific stream tho he is traumatized by that taco

>> No.45013968

magni is psychologically torturing bettel with the weights kek

>> No.45013979

>>45013397
>>45013660
It's nice how pushup wisdom basically amounts to common sense intuition
Whenever I go for pushups I get tired at like the 10-20 range, though I could maybe push for 25
30 feels intuitively like a decent goal for where I could reach with enough improvement, it makes sense for that as a solid set average
Plus it's always wack when you see people rushing pushups and feels wrong yourself, it makes sense that doing them slowly and feeling the proper pain with proper form is preferable

>> No.45013984 [DELETED] 

niji is finally getting plush merch, bros does this mean holo plush merch could happen soon?

>> No.45014082

I might actually work out after this. I probably won't but the thought crossed my mind which is rare

>> No.45014110

>>45011918
Magni
320lbs

>> No.45014133

Bettel SHUT UP, I want to hear Magmoans

>> No.45014145

>>45013984
if it does it probably won't be for the boys so I couldn't care less

>> No.45014172

He's going to kill him

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>>45013588
PHANTOM NOOOOO

>> No.45014233

>>45014190
wtf, when did phantom get so jacked?

>> No.45014232
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>>45013984
nijisis do your holo reps... HQ might get them during their anniversary or birthdays

>> No.45014250

women need to leave this stream
this isn't meant for you

>> No.45014257

>>45013979
Correct. If you do the wrong form, you end up straining the wrong muscles. If you are fatugued, you can end up leaning towards one side, or using other, unrelated muscles to compensate. The slow movements are to engage all your muscles including those for stabilizing, not just the ones that launch you forward.

>> No.45014308

jesas that bettel moan

>> No.45014314

>Those soft grunts in dead silence.
Beats out the moaning, holy shit. These are horny, horny hours.

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Magni hovering his crotch over Bettel's head while spotting him

>> No.45014329

Surprising

>> No.45014364

>>45014250
You guys can enjoy the homoerotic moans, while I enjoy seeing my malewife get healthy and strong!

>> No.45014369

the most power /mans/ has ever seen

>> No.45014396

>>45014327
I have seen a film like this and it's a helpful visual.

>> No.45014398

how many pushups can you guys do?

>> No.45014435

Where's the BGM? Not listening to anything while lifting is weird.

>> No.45014467

>your broshi
>your 1 rep max for bench press?

>> No.45014470

>I might have chicken legs, but I have a good ass

>> No.45014472

>>45014398
I use to be able to do 80. But I'm out of shape, the most I've done recently is 2 sets of 30.

>> No.45014475

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.45014483

NOOO DON'T MENTION THE COINSLOT MAGNI

>> No.45014486
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>>45014233
By never skipping leg day

>> No.45014492

Charles Rodgers left Magni for Bettel

>> No.45014493

The ass again.

>> No.45014529

>Magni has an 8/10 ass
Thanks Bettel.

>> No.45014536

>nickocado avocado
I will forever curse Lithuania for condemning my retinas from that FAT FUCK

>> No.45014546

>Magni forcing everyone to compliment his ass

>> No.45014563

>>45014398
20 if i really go for it. I keep them slow, and the hands are lower, at the diaphragm instead of the chest

>> No.45014584

>>45014492
That has to hurt, no wonder Magni is airfrying Bettel at the end of the week

>> No.45014586

>If [Magni] has chicken legs, I'm so much worse than that

>> No.45014596

TEMPUS FITNESS RANKING YES MAGNI PLEASE I'VE BEEN BEGGING FOR IT FOR A MONTH

>> No.45014619

TEMPUS FITNESS RANKING
TEMPUS FITNESS RANKING
TEMPUS FITNESS RANKING

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WE GOTTA GET THIS CLOWN SOME CREATINE AND GORILLA CHOW

>> No.45014635

I thought girls prefer men with flat but sturdy asses?

>> No.45014678

>>45014619
BROTUBER ENJOYERS WW@?

>> No.45014684

>>45014635
did a girl tell you that?

>> No.45014690
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He loves it guys

>> No.45014692

>>45014492
many such cases

>> No.45014707

>>45014546
I need him to milk it out of Axel as well, that boy has been too invested in it for us to not know what he thinks about it when he finally sees it

>> No.45014711

The bed was going up and down?
Bettel?

>> No.45014724

>>45014678
HERE and loving it.

>> No.45014748
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45014748

I don't exercise at all nor do I know any of these fitness terms.

>> No.45014760

>Frank Yang

>> No.45014762

>Magni watches Frank Yang

SO THAT'S WHERE HE GETS HIS EXISTENTIAL CRISIS FROM

>> No.45014797

RUINED THE BIT

>> No.45014802

Of course Bettel would want to do a bit like this

>> No.45014809

i can't believe bettel is fucking dead

>> No.45014830

>>45014760
>>45014762
Who

>> No.45014841

>>45014635
Grabbing ass is one of life great pleasures, for men and women.

>> No.45014852

cowards....

>> No.45014858

that would kill me

>> No.45014863

Speaking of chiropractics, why americans love so much pseudoscience shit? I don't understand

>> No.45014910

>>45014635
Women, for some reason, love men with a succulent ass. Jealous, even. I know from experience...

>> No.45014911

>>45014684
N-no…

>> No.45014913

>>45014863
Can't afford real doctors lmao

>> No.45014947

>>45014762
Things changed once Zyzz died brah....we were all supposed to make it...

>> No.45014952

>>45014863
americans are retarded, how have you not realized this

>> No.45014953

>>45014830
https://youtu.be/ndSnh1YZ6kY

>> No.45014962

I got stressed even knowing it was a bit

>> No.45014996

>>45014863
Good question. I fucking hate chiropractors, prob messed me up as a kid

>> No.45015003

>>45014830
chinese schizo zyzz

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>>45014910
>for some reason
everyone enjoys a good ass

>> No.45015041

>>45014863
If you get in a car accident, they are a great way for lawyers to fluff you case. If you are actually injured and seeking relief, they will rob you blind.

>> No.45015042

>>45014953
It's not the same after the yab...

>> No.45015050

>>45014863
That kind of shit is common literally globally, the US just features all of them

>> No.45015062

>>45014232
>HQ might get them during their anniversary or birthdays
that's copium uproar don't even have them yet.
>also japanese privilages

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>>45014953
What the fuck is this shit

>> No.45015083

>>45014962
I don't really like bits that are meant to make people actually worried for the streamers well being.

>> No.45015154

How many pull ups can (You) do /MANS/?
...I'm only at 2...

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>> No.45015193

>>45014863
Many Americans are Christians with no health insurance. They need to believe in miracles.

>> No.45015192

>>45014635
I do, but I won't complain if a guy has a bigger ass. I love female asses way more and wish for a woman to sit on my face at least once in my life. I already got the opportunity to grope my ex-friend's ass a few times back in high school.

>> No.45015219

>>45015062
i mean if they follow the EN branch way, first anniversary we'll probably get mascot plushies which is why we got official designs for them

>> No.45015235

>>45015042
Did he get outed as a fake natty or something? And what the fuck is with fitness influencers turning into schizos like Connor Murphy...at least Scooby still seems alright

>> No.45015252
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>>45015175
PONYTAILS WOOOOO ToT KAWAII

>> No.45015259

>>45015175
Fake, Bettel wouldn't even tie his hair up

>> No.45015272

>>45015154
one

>> No.45015277

This is to erotic

>> No.45015297
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45015297

while we're here please read maybe meant to be on webtoon

>> No.45015321
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>>45015175
CUTE!

>> No.45015326

>>45014863
Horrible healthcare

>> No.45015330

>>45015259
He did during the ringfit stream

>> No.45015334

>>45015154
regular or assisted?

>> No.45015355

>>45015252 (me)
aw man my gif died, it's supposed to be happy Bettel.

>> No.45015360

They better not be kipping that shit

>> No.45015385

HE DID IT

>> No.45015393

>>45015334
Regular

>> No.45015402

>>45015175
cute cute cute

>> No.45015406

>>45015154
probably around 15 unweighted, 8-10 weighted

>> No.45015471

>>45015330
He probably didn't wear skinny jeans for the ringfit either

>> No.45015473

>>45015154
about 10...

>> No.45015485

making fun of Bettel's skinny ass...

>> No.45015592

ToT jesus christ bettel these noises

>> No.45015610

>zero mass
kek

>> No.45015649

I wish Bettel didn't love his own voice so much, he keeps talking over Magni grunting.

>> No.45015650

HE'S WEARING JEWELRY WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.45015660

>>45015154
0
im already flat as is i cannot lose the little bit of tit i have left

>> No.45015666

Why the fuck is he wearing jewelry during a workout??????

>> No.45015668

These two are so weak

>> No.45015676

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ok

>> No.45015694

>This guy's fucking Jack Sparrow bro... Wearing the Cursed Ring on his fingers

>> No.45015711

I can imagine the fujos making a soundboard with all the moans and homoerotic sounds.

>> No.45015714

>>45015666
He’s retarded pls understand

>> No.45015715
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45015715

why is magni letting bettel exercise with skinny jeans and jewelry

>> No.45015722

kek

>> No.45015725

This is a gymbro stream
no women allowed

>> No.45015748

>>45015666
An actual retard, honestly

>> No.45015754
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45015754

GOD BETTEL SOUNDS SO CUTE AHHHH I WANT TO BE HIS CHIROPRACTOR AND HOOK HIM UP TO ELECTRODES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.45015758

>>45015715
pls understand, its what's keeping him on the ground.

>> No.45015759

>>45015694
>my steel boots and cape
I kekked

>> No.45015771

>>45015715
so he can take off his clothes, duh

>> No.45015775

>>45015711
Oh I will be

>> No.45015780 [DELETED] 

>>45015715
Fun to watch

>> No.45015820

>>45015725
I'm mostly lurking anyway since I'm a FAT FUCK

>> No.45015848

>>45014863
>acupuncture
>ginseng
>qi
Not really like traditional asian medicine is much better anyway, pseudoscience is universal

>> No.45015940

>>45015660
Most women can't do 1, don't worry too much about it.

>> No.45015941

Can magmites bully Magni into doing a workout stream, I want to know how long he can go for if he warms up over half an hour

>> No.45015961

>>45015848
>acupuncture
Acupuncture works without any side effects, highly recommend
>t. cripple with neurologic disease

>> No.45015980

>>45015848
acupuncture changed my life, it might be a placebo but I live a painfree existence now

>> No.45016002

Bettel came dressed like a Final Fantasy character to Magni's workout place

>> No.45016032

>>45015820
Don't shy away FatFuck Anon, you are welcome. Relatively unhealthy people are the ones who need exercise the most. No shame.

>> No.45016033

>>45015941
but that would make him too happy, being able to workout while streaming
he might become too productive.... careful there

>> No.45016088
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If I ever went to a gym I'd probably die from anxiety and cry if someone approached me

>> No.45016124
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>>45015941
someone recommend it for his t3 stream he's supposed to do

>> No.45016133

>>45016088
Home gym

>> No.45016168

>>45015754
bettel electrostim jfc…

>> No.45016169

>>45016088
if someone approaches you in a gym is probably because you're in the way or you're doing something stupid and about to injure yourself

>> No.45016171

>>45016088
Then start working out in your room or your backyard. You don't need a gym to get fit.

>> No.45016178

>>45015660
Don't worry, some men like flat chested women

>> No.45016195

>>45016088
People usually won't, i went for months and the only person that talked to me was my trainer, so don't worry to much

>> No.45016194

Magni is quiet while Bettel is suffering, he knows what people want

>> No.45016239

>>45016088
take your anxiety meds before you work out

>> No.45016282

>>45016088
Then exercise at home. Just remember that everyone in the gym was in your position once, and usually want to help and nurture good habits, a spotter can do wonders.

>> No.45016288

>>45016124
Please, next time he talks about it, keep this in mind!

>> No.45016319

Hololive x Target collab when?

>> No.45016331

>>45016088
pick them up and bench press them on the spot, to assert your dominance. No one will bother you after that

>> No.45016384

>>45015961
>>45015980
If you believe in acupuncture or ginseng supplements then you're no different from some gullible American who believes in detox or magnet therapy or "energy healing" or "spiritual medicine"

>> No.45016386

>>45016088
just go at 3 am

>> No.45016411

>>45016319
Bettel/Magni get back to your stream

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>>45016088
Now my inner saviorfag wants to approach nervous people at the gym and help them out even if they cry...

>> No.45016467

>>45016386
what if you accidentally meet leader?

>> No.45016477

>>45016386
Going out at 3am in NY is a good way to get killed

>> No.45016482

HAKKA DON'T LOOK

>> No.45016488

I'm very surprised of how many healthy tempuras are here,
I always imagined you as basement goblins. Shame on me.

>> No.45016541

>>45016477
just don't live there lmao

>> No.45016548

>>45016477
GIWTWM

>> No.45016597

>>45016384
>National Institutes of Health (NIH) studies have shown that acupuncture is an effective treatment alone or in combination with conventional therapies

>> No.45016624

>>45016488
Basement goblins can still do push ups anon.

>> No.45016626

>>45016488
maybe you shouldn't have looked into the mirror

>> No.45016631

>>45016384
most 'traditional medicine' sold in stores are just a bunch of bullshit. If you see a lizard or dried fish or a weed being said to help lose weught, then there's weight loss meds mixed in.

>> No.45016634

>>45016488
men don't get to be like women.

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>>45016168
HE SOUND SO BONEY I BET IT WOULD BE AGONY UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOH

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>>45016088
i stopped going after i started crying once because i was already nervous being in public and i was mentally beating myself up over it

>> No.45016670

>>45016384
I'm just saying it as it is brother. I tried everything up until that point. If it isn't real it worked as a placebo.

>> No.45016715

>>45016488
same... makes me a little motivated to workout more

>> No.45016724

>>45016488
My motivation to eat better and loose weight has been thinking about magni not finding me attractive...

>> No.45016751

>>45008913
when they form their utapri-esque unit....... it's over

>> No.45016771

I hate this, why is MAgni as a pt so hot and cute

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>>45016657
just wear a blindfold

>> No.45016794

>>45016624
if you’re a guy maybe

>> No.45016815

>>45016488
I don't want my own oshi to hate me

>> No.45016822

>Magni's just watching Bettel struggle intently

>> No.45016835

nowa purease more asmr stream

>> No.45016875

>>45016488
i want to be healthy for my oshi

>> No.45016893

>>45016822
I wish Bettel would do the same

>> No.45016896

>>45016626
But that's who i am, a filthy basement goburin.

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45016904

>>45016657
You're just like me, sis

>> No.45016956

>>45016488
I finally started training legs again after fantasizing about crushing Bettel's head with my giant quads

>> No.45016968

>>45016875
who is it?

>> No.45016990

>>45016488
I've always had self-esteem issues anon. If i want to be healthy, i need to put in the work. I can't look at myself in the mirror and be okay looking at a festering slob of flesh, weak and slow. I can be much better than that, and deserve it.

>> No.45016996

Now I wonder how /fit/ the rest of the generals on this shitty board is.

>> No.45017019

Gloots for the sloots

>> No.45017072

>>45016488
am currently a whale in remission, flayflay is my oshi so i've been going even harder to work out so he will fall in love with me when we meet, i will be strong soon

>> No.45017098

>>45016990
I like your self-steem. I just don't care anymore

>> No.45017114

Will Bettel actually start working out?

>> No.45017155

>>45017114
if the zatsudans turn into workout streams, probably

>> No.45017192

>>45016996
>Bunch of ojisans or zoomers watching anime girls or shit posting all day
0 maybe slightly high if the oshi is the type to like strong men

>> No.45017203

>>45017114
If we keep SC him during his work out and punishment streams he will.

>> No.45017205

>>45016488
Been lifting for 10 years. Still look overweight, but I've been in the best shape in my life at the moment. Also, seeing my oshi work hard makes me want to work hard.

>> No.45017241

>>45016968
Mag, got inspired when he kept talking about his bboy antics, finally have dumbbells as part of my workout

>> No.45017243

god those MOANS

>> No.45017259

Magni keeps talking about hip thrusts and hip flexibility

>> No.45017342

>>45017259
He is trying to give positive reinforcement to get Bettel into the gym life

>> No.45017421
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>my friends call me corpse

OOOOHHH HIS TWINKINESS

>> No.45017434

lmao betsy is really skinny huh

>> No.45017441

>hollowedstar

>> No.45017505

the hollow star and the hollowed star...

>> No.45017528

Bettel has been a deadbeat this entire time

>> No.45017534

>>45017098
It's less of self-esteem, and more of self hatred. I like the little bits of peace and clarity when exercising and despise stagnating because being idle gives me time for the menhera thoughts come in.

>> No.45017558

I feel like even a person like me could probably break Bettel in half despite being weak as shit

>> No.45017560

Magni...

>> No.45017568

>singlet
MAGNI SUCKS
MAGNI SUCKS
MAGNI SUCKS

>> No.45017630

>Like a ribbon dancer
Well now they will

>> No.45017635

>They're gonna draw Magni in a singlet now
>Like a ribbon dancer?

>> No.45017641

/MANS/, would you still love the Tempus boys if they were all strong and muscular?

>> No.45017668

dehumidify you sicko

>> No.45017672

Bettel please stop talking...my mag moan sound clips...

>> No.45017705

>Yeah. Thrust, thrust. Squeeze your butt

>> No.45017708

>if we sleep
BETTEL

>> No.45017725

>>45017672
Literally, he can't shut up even for a second

>> No.45017722

>>45017641
Yes.

>> No.45017732

>if we sleep
what did he mean by this?

>> No.45017736

>if we sleep
what did he mean by this?

>> No.45017740

Magni....

>> No.45017758

>if we sleep
?

>> No.45017789

>>45017641
Probably not if there was a voice mismatch.

>> No.45017800

Oh man, the DOMS is gonna be hell for Bettel

>> No.45017821
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45017821

This stream makes me want a solo workout magni stream.

>> No.45017883

>>45017821
would it be crazy if the membership streams became workout streams :O?

>> No.45017939

>cafe rio
Chupadobros...

>> No.45017952

It's been fun seeing them slowly energize through the stream

>> No.45017955

>>45017883
I wouldn't complain

>> No.45017984

>>45017641
big bear vesper... uuuuuuu please

>> No.45018020

>>45017883
I still want loop and art

>> No.45018064

>>45018020
Same.

>> No.45018138

>>45018020
magni bench pressing while doing art and or looping, how about that

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>Regis
what did they mean by that?

>> No.45018172

How many dumbell reps did Bettel do? I was out.

>> No.45018185

hate bettelion

>> No.45018218

hate magmite

>> No.45018217

>>45018167
They never watch streams

>> No.45018223

>>45018167
the artist is a regis altare anti

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>I'd be too bashful. I don't wanna go to a gym shower

>> No.45018236

>>45017732
>>45017736
>>45017758
Come now, I think we all know...

>> No.45018265

>>45018167
tourists

>> No.45018314

>>45018167
the r stands for rape not regis

>> No.45018456

>>45018138
pretty based. looping the mag sounds + drawing the visualization of the workout

>> No.45018495

>>45018167
R is just a weirdly shaped A anyway

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https://twitter.com/koumetime/status/1635120431375200256

still cant get over it

>> No.45018530

I think Bettel doesn't really shine next to Magni, he gets a bit overshadowed

>> No.45018538

>>45018138
Did you miss what he just said about bench pressing

>> No.45018552

>>45018495
facts, R is a slouching A

>> No.45018585

>>45018509
He FUCKS

>> No.45018589

>>45017641
I would love them even more. Catalognigger rage would be even funnier

>> No.45018616

>>45018530
They're both practically the same guy

>> No.45018622

nobody in chat said anything about showering together that was all magni

>> No.45018623

>>45018314
kek

>> No.45018650

>>45018509
I'm curious of Nowa's score.....

>> No.45018681

>>45018509
i first thought lower score ---> more pure. i guess i shouldnt be surprised. holostars is a whore branch after all.

>> No.45018684

>>45018509
He's just like those unsatisfied MILFs that you see in NTR doujins.

>> No.45018719

>>45018622
I saw the word shower at least

>> No.45018724

>>45018167
I know miyabi is also a rapist but is fuma?

>> No.45018775

>>45018724
he's an enabler/kidnapper

>> No.45018777

>>45018650
Probably relatively high because of his wizardry, but dinged because of his delinquent hijinks

>> No.45018835

>>45018777
>he believes Vesper is a virgin

>> No.45018850

>>45018724
Unsuccessful, but he's got the spirit

>> No.45019003

I WANT BIONICLES MAGNI. WHY WERE THEY DISCONTINUED

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>>45018167
>Ragus

>> No.45019023

>>45018616
They are really different in personality and interests, they are just the 'funny guy' of their respective gens. Lowkey feels like they were somewhat forced to do the offcollab by fans expecting them to do it

>> No.45019043
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45019043

Do not disrespect Doggie

>> No.45019049

Now I miss Vesper

>> No.45019071

>>45019003
Because lego became IP whores

>> No.45019074

FLINSTONES MEET THE FLINSTONES
THEYRE THE MODERN STONE AGE FAMILY

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>>45018835

>> No.45019086

>>45018724
he wants to rape astel

>> No.45019093

>>45019023
>spoiler
schizo

>> No.45019107

>>45018509
Its honestly the least surprising. Of course Shinri fucks. I'm more curious about nowa, magni and maybe altare, but we'll probably never see those.

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>>45019049
*sniff*

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45019188

Habaduh

>> No.45019193

in space is the best

>> No.45019194

>>45018684
doujin/fic where we are dating milf shinris spawn and slowly get into shinris pants and eventually ntr our ex

>> No.45019204

>>45019093
You can't look at their schedule and tell me this wasn't extremely rushed and they had no real ideas for content

>> No.45019211

>>45019023
Christ, yume

>> No.45019220

>>45019023
who was forcing them to collab and off collab??? They enjoy gaming together, that's why they kept playing together. The karaokes and their similar music tastes drove them to off collab

>> No.45019224

>>45019049
>kronii birthday
soon tm

>> No.45019241

>>45019107
Vesper 90-94
Magni 70-80
Altare 60-70
Axel 98

>> No.45019248

>>45019043
They have good taste.

>> No.45019257

>>45019107
I doubt altare doesn't fuck

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>the black tourist ranger
call them coalskins out magni

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>>45019248
No they don't because they're talking about the shitty ugly American Doggie

>> No.45019388
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45019388

this guy is still the coolest motherfucker ever

>> No.45019392

>>45019220
didn't Bettel say that he doesn't know the music Magni listens to in the menshi karaoke yesterday?

>> No.45019430

>>45019204
I think they just want to do karaoke desu

>> No.45019441

>>45019204
Each idea has to be approved by management and Magni, the idea guy, has literally been dead for 6 weeks.

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45019469

THEY ARE

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