/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I've got a good feelin about this thread

the sharko-australian that one guy hates is streaming

Who is the favorite /lig/ of
>Trump:
>Joe:
>Obama:
>George W:

>>44957043
I love my oshi! I love Alice! I love Grimmi! I love Coqui! I love Meat! I love Mint! I love Clauvio! I love Snuffy! So many wonderful streamers introduced to me because of this thread

If there's one takeaway from the last thread, it's never DM your oshi you fucking dumb cunts.

I LOVE VEENER

I've hardly slept so there is the distinct possibility I'm not completely lucid, but what the heck is going on

>>44957087
I DM my oshi all the time, were good friends.

I love my wife! I want to give her a big, happy family!

>>44957112
You never woke up

>>44957115
shut up meat, you don't count

buhh

>>44957087
Nah you can do it without being weird. There's plenty of room for middle ground between "hey I like your streams" and confessing your love and making them think you're going to an hero.

Beyond based chuuba liker

girl_dm_ should be hornier and meaner

Reminder Neuro-sama is the only chuuba you should trust.

Uhhhhh, seven?

>>44957074
fuck off we did this last thread and save survey posting till after bump limit

>>44957168

>>44957146
I'm not meat I'm a mod for callie and my oshi is a 2 view male who I want to gay rape

>>44957087
But I DM my oshi regularly and it turns out well. She even makes conversation instead of ignoring them or leaving generic platitudes.

Americans go to sleep

so, yeah. that was a thread.
Tobs, am i right?

>Bat had multiple bot raids during stream and someone is trying to dox her here
Well, someone has beef with the bat.

>>44957199
okay

Let's all compose & send love letters to our favorite vtubers ITT, like anon did

>>44957081
based, for me it was Meat, Coqui, Oli, Mimi, Poya and recently Callie
love me anime women on the puter

>>44957203
heavenlyfather

>>44957199
Looking forward to Wednesday https://twitter.com/henemimi/status/1635042141553725441

>>44957199
shut up and eat your pagpag while I enjoy callie's stream

>>44957170
[filtered]

>>44957087
there are actually some you can dm and chat with, but you have to talk normal. chibi seems to like talking to her fans for one.

>>44957217
Dear Juniper Actias
You were the first vtuber I started watching regularly after I stumbled into you doing a collab with Bao the Whale. I am the internet schizo you were worried about analyzing your BMI from an image of your hand during your bug eating stream. I love you and want you to pinch my head off between your spiked forelimbs. That is all.

>>44957087

>>44957081
Unironically I would have never checked out Meat without /lig/ mentioning her when she hit partner last year leading me to checking her out on a slow night. Then that lead me to Coqui as well. Super fucking happy that happened. I fuckin love lig bros

>>44957244
oh they are both going to get white girl wasted on wednesday. guaranteed kino

>>44957331
post hands

>>44957283
I don't want to talk 1 on 1 with a vtuber because they'll find me weird and hate me

>>44957340
my hand in the back oomfie

>>44957367
probably, but i doubt you're the weirdest person they'll have heard from either. who knows, man.

>>44957283
I talked with Alice for a while in her discord general chat. There was like a good half an hour where about only 2 other people were there, and they barely took part in our conversation. I also DM'd Lyrica back before she graduated, and we had a bit of a chat. God I miss her.

>>44957217
I would like to see in realtime the effect that pregnancy and childrearing would have on froggy already clearly extremely hormonal body. I am of the opinion that if she were to spend even a few days around a newborn infant she may begin lactating. If she were to spend multiple months around a newborn I wouldn't be surprised if her bust and hips didn't both increase slightly. You can tell just by her voice that she's a dark nipple kind of girl, which already usually counts as a sign of high levels of estrogen and progesterone, two or the biggest hormones that spike during pregnancy. The linea nigra is also mainly a hormonal effect, the amount of discoloration depends on hormone levels. Judging by her current levels I think that Froggy would get a modest bust size increase from pregnancy but her hips would grow dramatically and her stomach would have an almost 4 inch wide linea nigra at the thickest part. It's pretty safe to say her nipple should also become nearly pitch black, and her belly would be so discolored that she would refuse to wear anything but the most covering of clothes so as to not show it off. Obviously the rest of her body would also become more saturated, her hands would become pinker and her feet might become redder, and her pussy might become a bit darker as well. These effects would only multiply with every consecutive pregnancy, allowing froggy to slowly gain massive dark nipples that highlight her dripping milk, and a faint permanent line going from her crotch to the bottom of her ribcage, she would be marked for life. Obviously as a side effect her breasts would also get saggier.

>>44957403
didn't know birds posted here

>>44957310
I've found so many good chuubas just from seeing them mentioned here and wanting to be a part of the conversation.
And it always makes me smile seeing people post my OC after all this time, especially that one because it always gets attached to nise posts :)

>>44957217
Glunk,

I hope you dethrone the dirt woman soon.

>>44957455
Based chuuba likers!!!!!

>>44957455
Call me Doctor Banhattan, because I am banned in half of my Oshis chats.

me

>>44957199
But I have to stay up to reset my sleep schedule

>>44957505
why

>>44957217
I will not DM Nemu my love letter until I become a person unquestionably worthy of her love.

>>44957433
see, this is the attitude you need to have to actually interact with them properly. just treat them like normal humans and chat about something. as long as you aren't mindlessly ranting and getting a response back every ten minutes anyway.
>>44957455
yeah, i've checked out a lot just to see what the deal is too. some are nice, some are much less so. it's still all fun though.

>>44957509
DyaRikku

>>44957217
Dear Oshi: I love you, you are the first woman I don't feel contempt for and probably the last too. Please reply to this DM in the next 10 seconds or I'll fucking kill myself and leave this as my suicide note. Much love, Anon.

>>44957199
I can't sleep, because my hemorrhoids are hurting too bad.

>>44957548
How do you let them get that bad?

>>44957534
I asked about their sex lives.

>>44957548
Just masturbate and start to associate pain with pleasure.

>>44957542
i love all her bullshit emotes depicting chatblins spinning, dancing, rolling, exploding, crying, etc

>>44957433
>chatting up oshi in DMs makes me feel like a pest
>chatting up oshi on her Discord makes me feel like an attention hog
I wish I was less autistic

>>44957514
I can keep you busy

i dmed anny to ask if she'll play overwatch with me, and she sent me a pic of her anus. what does it mean? =/

>>44957081
Checked out the dog over the past few days and am very happy for it. Love this thread, love liggers, simple as.

>>44957593
Nah, you are not autistic. You just have common sense.

>>44957539
my problem is that i'm too disconnected from life to ever WANT to have a back and forth conversation with someone

>>44957624
She doesn't want to play overwatch with you, try asking for valorant.

xqc finished streamin, time to watch some liggers

>>44957612
Keep me busy not that anon.

>>44957624
This reminded me Anny's 2 year chuubaversary is today (or at least the celebration stream is) and she said she might start earlier than usual and will try to do a long stream.

>>44957238
cottontail_va

>>44957556
>be me
>get corona
>get better
>still keep the cough for a month afterwards
>take some antibiotics I found in the house
>They mess up my digestive system
>That causes hemorrhoids
>They can't heal properly, because every visit to the toilet takes the progress down to zero
I'm a grown man, and I spend my nights screaming and crying into the pillow from pain

>>44957642
Sorry juicer, Mari Mari underscore EN finished streaming.

>>44957612
arams?

>>44957675
Antibiotics do not treat viral infections. Please don't do this to yourself in the future.

>>44957675
That is rough as hell dude

>>44957593
Well, I can actually keep up a good conversation for a long time.

>>44957675
Just become painslut dude

>>44957675
I dont even have a shitpost for this, fuck dude

>>44957593
yeah, i get that too. i'm not suggesting anyone go out and actively fish for a conversation with them in discord or dm them or anything, but if you do, do it like that to maximize results.
>>44957637
thats okay. maybe one day.

>>44957542
Dya Rikku

>>44957675
start eating greek yogurt to start getting your gut health back. check the label to make sure they have the right active cultures.

>>44957583
understandable. do you still do that or have you learned your lesson?

>>44957743

>>44957675
Vaseline your anus so it forms a protective layer on the hemorrhoids and allows the shit to just glide on

>>44957743
DyaRikku

>>44957675
That sucks major dick my guy. Go get the Costco package of yakult and drink like 3 a day, your digestive tract will reset eventually

>>44957675
fuck, dude. you did one of the worst things you can do. you probably didn't even take enough antibiotics to kill everything inside of you if you just found them around the house. antibiotics don't even help with that. poor bastard. a lot of suppositories for the roids are just stuff to help the poop slide out easier, so unironically this might work >>44957794

>>44957813
added to my breed list

>>44957017
Rate my follow list.

>>44957867
Strange

>>44957834
>yakult
asian meme

>>44957867
I don't know who half of these chuubas are

>>44957867
whats that blacked out one, huh anon?

>>44957867
>chongus_dongus

>>44957898
I am asian

>>44957867
i see a couple 2views i also follow so that seems good to me. who the fuck did you block out though

>>44957675
Just imagine your oshi giving you a gentle yet healing rimjob.

>tobs accidentally bought the sequel to a shitty horror game instead of the original
tobs...

>>44957898
it's funny because you have westerners buying an overpriced japanese item whose name is derived from the word "yogurt", fucking kek

Mako doesnt even sound like a man. Do people just have voice blindlness and think australian women just sound manly or something. IDGI

>>44957867
clauvio and jets, nice
milky and lily lilyhops, less nice
abigial, nice
grimmi, less nice
but no Lyra. so 2/10

>>44957954
its literally one sea schizo. stop acknowledging them. honestly delete this post

>>44957954
Don't fucking start this you fuck

>>44957980
What's wrong with SEAniggers?

mako self identified as "gay" so i don't care to watch them

>>44957867
I haven't seen a single Nako Ryu stream but her art is nice

>>44957842
I know a thing or two because Ive seen a thing or two

>>44958026
gay women are hot

>>44958026
faggot, got it thanks I will avoid them

>>44958036
i don't have frat boy taste. i apologize.

>>44958051
you should

>>44957954
>Mako
He was proven to be a tranny, see
>>/vt/thread/S44950505#p44954948
Your trannydar is off.

>>44957189
Speaking of unhinged_dm, theres something about excessive exclamation usage..

>>44957867
>jets and callie
Very nice, promising start
>abigail
Sort of a red flag, but I hear ya
>koe
No, fuck off anon

>>44957867
>MelParty
Huh, didn't think anyone else watched her

>Miyune
She's a complete sweetheart and dream girlfriend material

>>44958090
1-5 exclamation marks = the island of fake enthusiasm

5+ exclamation marks = the lands of genuine retard enthusiasm

>>44958036
agreed. though not intentionally. i just keep ending up having a thing for gay women. its actually insane how often it happens.

>>44958117
don't remind me...

>>44958129

>>44957938
Which ligger would give the most loving and gentle rimjob?

>>44958147
Laimu

>>44957951
I get it from Costco and it's like $8 for 32 of them

>>44958144
Oli was struggling mightily today

>>44958147
Sinder

Good morning I love my oshi!

>>44958147
>>44958129

>>44958147
Neuro-sama.

>>44958165
yeah it was great

>>44958147
juniper and her moth fuzz and antenna would feel so good and tickle my wrinkles

>>44957867
I follow every /lig/ vtuber now. There's always at least 2 or 3 extremely good streams going at once and my autistic ass FOMOs over every single one to the point it hurts my enjoyment. You fucks did this to me.

>>44957675
That sucks man. My family has covid right now, but it's honestly peak comfy and I even made it /vt/ related.

>>44958219
Same really. But I pretty much have 3-5 tabs open, and I switch forward and back, forward and back.

>>44958219
you just need to follow more and speedrun to the point where you accept that you cant keep up, I definitely do not miss the days of watching vods on 2x and playing vods while the streamer Im watching live is on brb

>>44958313
jesus christ i kneel

>>44958248
> My family has covid right now
>I even made it /vt/ related
what the fuck does this mean oomfie

>>44958159
that's actually pretty great cost. i looked up any reason why it would be so cheap and saw that it's crammed with sugar, is homogenized, is flavored, and it doesn't have as much diverse bacteria strains as other probiotic products. but in the end it sounds like a very cost effective choice for probiotic health so go for it.

>>44957675
And this is why you shouldn't take unprescribed medication.

>>44958285
This, and theres a few that I'm not into, and thats OK, I just don't gel with some of them. I do prefer my hags however.

>>44958213
NEED MOTH RIMJOB NOW

>>44958330
And that's not as bad as other posts I've read or people who go back and read every thread they missed out on, idk how the fuck you guys do that Its just not a good way to be, stressing about missing streams and not watching streams at all makes it too stressful when it should be fun escapism

Leaflit is pretty cute

>>44958358
oh and skim milk powder.
i wonder if my osh is eating healthy...

>>44958416
taking this whore's virginity

>>44958401
Who're your hags?

>>44958424
>not doing your reps
takes a special kind of anon

>>44958358
It keeps me from being constipated I think. Maybe it's placebo but it works so I don't care. Would recommend trying some placebos every once in a while.

>>44958313
i hate watching vods. it's like being cuckolded. other men are commenting in your oshi's stream but not you. you just get to watch.

>>44958313
Man I just don't have the time for VODs, I just skim the thread to see if anything notable happened and hope for timestamped links.

>>44958480
You think exactly like me.

>>44958457
Its easy when youre just /here/ 24/7

>>44958424
Reading through old threads is pretty quick.
You just skim read and see if anything interesting happened.
Watching VODs take way too much time up.

>>44958147
Clio. I can unironically confirm that lesbian tongue is something else.

>>44958543
i usually just scroll fast enough to see what got (You)s (on the archive)

I suffer from severe mental retardation.
Please be nise to me.

>>44958431
I want to impregnate Asari and Leaflit at the same time

>>44958584
whos your oshi

>>44958584
I don't remember making this post

>>44958584
have you tried turning it off then on again?

I really don't like the term hag. It's mean. Unless they deserve it.

>>44958584
Same here oomfie, I have thankfully accepted it.

>>44958584
shondo go to sleep

>>44958656
It just means woman over 30.

>>44958656
I prefer the term fertility goddess

>>44958345
I have a flat screen TV set up right in front of my bed. Both of my younger sisters are sick too, but one can not sleep for 24 hours in a row. So I put some chuubas on the big screen, cuddled up with my sisters, and we sleepywatched a couple of streams.

Filian is Based

>>44958672
based and true

>>44958543
True. Although I only used to grind vods pre-/lig/ with way less vtubers on my radar, and I still agree with all the complaints about not being able to interact. Nowadays I just enjoy having someone live at any given time that I'm willing to watch and if not I'll go to a vod of a stream I wasn't able to finish or re-watch a vod from a stream I really enjoyed.

>>44958656
its a term of endearment, a testament to how desperately I wish to breed you

>>44958672
Anon... I don't think it works that way...

>>44958584
okay rael

>>44958673
cute

>>44958672
So fucking true oomfie

>open korean stream
Geoguesser and Juniburgerfags can't compete

>>44958656
Normally I wouldn't, but it's been largely embraced by most vtubers and weebs in general.

>>44958736
namenamenamenamenamenameNAMENAMENAMENAMENAMENAMENAMENAME

>>44958736
whore

>>44958736
AWOOOOOOOOOOOGA

>>44958736
boy i wish i could understand what these squid game bitches are saying

>>44958776
https://www.twitch.tv/pdona_d
I got it in my recommended somehow

>>44958684
Put the VOD on 2x speed, and use the arrow keys to speed through tangents. Now this might not work for everyone, but I listen very carefully, so double speed doesn't bother me, and since Vtubers stay on one topic at least a minute, a 30 second skip on a boring part, won't lose you any valuable info.

>>44958736
Smaller tits and this is the perfect woman.

>>44958800
god bless

>>44958673
Who did you watch?

>>44958736
i stopped by /vnug/+/kr/ for unrelated reasons and they were all horny posting about this girl lol

>>44957938
Grimmy?

What about this one

>>44958886
saw someone post this girl asking for a request in the drawthread

>>44958834
A few people you guys don't know, Nina (Niji) playing MGS1, Alice, Jets and Callie.

I like nude live2d I wish there were more girls who would jiggle their nude live2d's for my entertainment

callie complaining about the gym and yet being so eager to go right back there again really confuses me
dumb bells are not expensive, especially since she's not an aspiring body builder
you don't need a treadmill to run. it's called "touching grass", as the ladies like to say

As for me, I put on Tob when visiting my grandma with dementia and walked away like the joker after doing a triple homicide

How was the inis stream yesterday?
She hasn’t enabled the VID and I’m to lazy to download it.

>>44957925
Who? Maybe we have met in a 2view chat?

>>44958971
Still thinking about that anon who was taking care of an old lady with dementia and compared her speech to batsard cat

>>44958833
>>44958886
these asian girls sure know how to turn me on

>>44958951
dumbbells are pretty expensive

>>44958736

>>44957867
post henemimi wiggly

>>44958673
Indeed peak comfy.

>>44958951
>Go outside
>In america
No thanks I like not being shot.

>>44959038
sex

>>44958951
Dumbbells at home inevitably end up collecting dust, when you make the effort to go somewhere to do gym stuff you get more motivated to do it. Just kind of a mindset thing. At least thats how my ADHD brain works.

Also you can't distract yourself with "One more round of game..." when going to a gym.

>type somethin slightly funny in chat
>chubba laughs
yeah im gonna ride this high for atleast 30 mins

>>44959074
>30 mins
rookie numbers I've been riding it for the past 5 months.

>>44959074
I think you mean MY joke and MY high

>>44959031
she talked about 5 pound plates. 5 and 10 lbs dumbbells are cheaper than a gym membership.

>>44959056
that is fair, many have trouble with maintaining motivation and building up the habit. i don't have this problem. i do my reps while watching chuubas in the comfort of my home.

>>44959074
I prefer
>type something mean and bully her in chat
>says she will kill me with a brick/beat me up/stab me

>>44958986
cute. she finished the drawing pretty quick and we got a live Oli reaction out of it. Had a little moment where she kept saying how grateful she was to her viewers, then put up a png of a cookie and told her viewers to lick their screen. Short but sweet, pinis/10.

>>44958986
https://twitter.com/Inislein/status/1635077523360071682

>Go to Neg stream
>Make a dad joke
>Neg goes full tsundere and acts like she is too good for that joke
>Then she admits that she laughed
Every time.

Okay but hear me out
Chibidoki should be forced into orgasm by her non-consensual sexual partner, Bowser

>>44959175
go to bed Chibi

>>44958951
No. We prefer to own nothing, and pay many subscriptions. It makes us happier.

>>44959126
oh yeah those are dirt cheap for sure, actual weight is insane though

>>44959074
one time i stunlocked a chuuba with three great jokes in a short timespan. it was so good. i consider myself a retired chatter now, it was my highpoint.

>>44959228
i sometimes worry about peaking

>>44959203
I was so annoyed when a basic 20kg plate cost me 50 bucks

>>44958951
anny said she wants to go to the gym but:

- at her gym it's mainly guys and she is concerned she will get chopped up and dissolved in acid
- there is another gym her friend goes to, that she wants to transfer to, but she has some kind of exclusivity deal with her current gym, where she cannot leave it for another gym for some months (??? pretty sure she is being scammed by japs taking advantage of a baka gaijin

may i also have validation/be shat on for my tastes

>>44959300
anny is a man-hater

tobs' hard pussy

>go to chat
>post a message
>get ignored
Why do I love to do this?

>>44959300
Anny don't worry - for a limited time I am offering you a FREE workout plan that will get you toned and ready to take on this wonderful world.

Here's a sample of Week 1:
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>Friday: 1 HR Sexual Massage
>Saturday: 12 Hour Creampie Session

>>44959328
did you really only start going to twitch because of vtubers?

>>44959377
yeah, me

>>44959377
Will these training videos be provided for others to follow along to?

>>44959398
yes. i only really watch vtubers in general

>>44959377
Where do I sign up?

My current hobby is camping out in the stream chat of my oshi and just watching. I see who is commenting, who she is laughing at. I mark down the names. Later, I register discord accounts with their twitch names and DM my oshi asking if I can commission a toddler ageplay sex ASMR from her. One by one, my competitors disappear from chat.

We are not the same...

>>44959375
>go to chat
>post one emote
>never post again until next stream
anybody else?

>>44959416
Yes. Me and your oshis

>>44959431

>>44959419
Weird. Like someone only ever went on youtube for the shorts.

>>44959416
Yes, this plan is applicable to all choobas. Make sure to use code LIGMA.
>>44959420
Our plans are currently sold on our sister-site
ChooberHypno.com/Workout-Plan. Make sure you put their exact weight in!

>>44959443
Im mostly an observer because I rarely can think of a reason to open chat but I will spam wigglies during loading/brb screens

>>44959398
i watched two 3dpd men on twitch but one started only doing collabs with fags i don't care about and the other fucks off for months at a time
don't tell me you have so much spare time that you watch non-vtubers in addition to /lig/ stuff. do you not have any hobbies other than being a viewer?

>>44959328
Too many channels

>>44959508
ILL NEVER FORGIVE THEM FOR WHAT THEY DID TO MY NIGGA EARL

>>44959349
But she said that she gives quiet blowjobs.

>>44959501
>please acquire HOBBIES that require you to MOVE AROUND and BUY SHIT
no

>>44959443
i make one funny comment per stream and say nothing else before or after. they are background for me to work

>>44959349
It's frankly insulting that she think I'd dissolve her in acid, one of the most intimate things an internet schizo can do, when I don't even know her

>>44959328
A fellow Chumba enjoyer I see.

anny

>>44959501
>do you not have any hobbies other than being a viewer?
I just have streams on while doing stuff, and I don't watch that many vtubers.
That, and OG 3dpd dudebros have precedence over virtual hoes.

>>44959536
i'm going to assume that you're young. there are things that build skill and cost nothing to do. wouldn't hurt to start now. could even do it during streams.

>>44959443
sometimes when I lurk or am multi stream drifting.

>>44959443
>open stream when it starts
>when streamer says hi I post hi
>when stream ends I post thanks for stream, good night.
>twitch report told me I'm in top 1% of chatters for my oshis channel

>>44959563
ominous post

I get off to chuubas that publicly say they hate men & find them disgusting but in private they list after them.
They just want to be a house wife & start a family with me.

>>44959443
>go to meat's chat
>post one emote
>she recognizes me and gets really cheerful
this is too much for my old heart

>>44959621
it's wild how there can be hundreds of people watching and only 10 people saying anything

Anons, I know this sounds really virgin and autistic, but I have to ask an honest question: does it make anyone else uncomfortable, when Vtubers discuss their sex life on stream? I really don't know why, but I get a heavy feeling in my heart from it, and for multiple nights after hearing it, I will be waking up and thinking about what I heard.

>>44959508
based

>>44959652
Yes, I am also autistic

>>44959652
>>44959671
Same

>>44959613
What do you do when 1 stream you’re watching raids the other?
Do you announce the raid?

>>44959652
it's not the sex life that bothers me. i just prefer that the vtuber focuses on either what they are doing on stream, or saying something that's funny.
when they go on about their personal life, it's almost never funny or entertaining and only works to highlight the difference between the character they are trying to play and the person they actually are.

>>44959443
I have a memorable twitch name, and I chat way too much. But it warms my heart when people like Alice, notice me in chat, and welcome me with familiar tone.

>>44959652
You're not alone in feeling that way but
>for multiple nights after hearing it, I will be waking up and thinking about what I heard
is a bit concerning, hopefully you can move on and find someone else to watch

I got curious as well. rate my list.

>>44959692
no that would be silly.

>>44959713
what's the secret to a memorable username? i'm dog shit at it

>>44959652
I get uncomfortable, I really do not enjoy hearing about sex talk from any chuubas.
If I wanted that I would watch something else.

>>44959727
hello OCSnacker

>>44959692
you either post the raid message or you continue posting normally

https://twitter.com/LaynaLazar/status/1635217286402576384
she is already missing Filian.

>>44959727
i` feel like this is a list youd expect from a /lig/ger

>>44959652
i don't really care. i don't get off hearing about it or anything either, but it doesn't bother me. now, it might bother me if someone said they were going out for sex or something that day but most people are smart enough not to do that.

filian is based

>>44959727
>notfilianislost
>filianislost_
m8 what are you doing. those aren't also alts

>talking about h3h3
one second away from dropping callie

>>44959818
He is following those just in case

>>44959818
i wonder how many people here are following random accounts that might be alts just in case.

>>44959707
I heard a funny sex story from a male vtuber. So he was hitting it from behind, and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't bust a nut, and his headache made it difficult to keep trying. But he didn't want to stop and make the girl feel weird about him not cumming, so he pulled out, moaned a bit, and quietly spat on her ass, to make her think he busted one on her butt, thus faking a male orgasm.

>>44959852

>>44959852
fucking kek. i imagine that sex talk might be a thing that's more tolerated when your audience is the same sex

>>44959785
I watched a chuuba who had a bf as a mod in her chat, and he promised to hurt her really bad in bed later that night (it was valentine's day).

If you are to still watching the corpos should stop

>>44959895
Cuck

>>44959852
not only did that not happen, you are dumb for believing it did

>>44959937
most articulate liggerman

>>44959652
Reminder that everyone who does this was called out as a hypocrite by my based oshi Lucy for being parasocial with their chat despite shitting on any parasocial viewers.

>>44959895
yeah, thats the sort of stuff that i would not want to deal with and will just leave them to it. its just kinda common decency to not talk about that stuff.

When the schizoposter had departed, Anon stood for a while watching the chat go by; and then, as had been usual with him of late, calling a janny of the watch, he sent him below for his folder of pregnant nemu pictures, and also his phone. Setting his phone at the binnacle lamp and planting the stool on the weather side of the deck, he sat and watched his Oshi in 160p.

In oldfag times, the thrones of the SEA-loving thread celebs were fabricated, saith tradition, of the AI-generated pregnant art. How could one look at Anon then, seated on that tripod of boners, without bethinking him of the royalty it symbolized? For a Khan of the board, and a king of the SEA and a great lord of Leviathans was Anon.

Some moments passed, during which the thick vape came from his mouth in quick and constant puffs, which blew back again into his face. “How now,” he soliloquized at last, withdrawing the tube, “this streamer no longer soothes. Oh, my oshi! hard must it go with me if thy charm be gone! Here have I been unconsciously toiling, not pleasuring- aye, and ignorantly shitposting to windward all the while; to windward, and with such nervous whiffs, as if, like the dying whale, my final jets were the strongest and fullest of trouble. What business have I with this chuuba? This thing that is meant for sereneness, to send up mild white ropes among mild cum tributes, not among torn iron-grey locks like mine. I’ll unicorn no more-”

He tossed the still lighted screen into the sea. The fire hissed in the waves; the same instant the ship shot by the bubble the sinking phone made. With slouched hat, Anon lurchingly paced the board.

>>44959328
Your patchwork is trash, anon

>>44960009
yeah i tend to feel like i'm invading some unspoken social circle in those scenarios

>>44959958
i had a small stint five years ago where whenever i tried to jerk off, i would get a terrible headache and it really does kill your boner. i exercised more and it went away.

>>44959937
true.
>>44960036
also true. fill that gaping maw in my soul with goods.

>>44959328
>no lyra
>no juniper
dogshit

>some EXTRAORDINARILY ugly ogre posted his face in my oshi's discord

why did you do this. now she will think we're all that ugly.

>>44959652
I was really put off by Clio talking about traveling across the world for a lesbian booty call. Like it's hard enough to accept that a vtuber is an actual lesbian, and not a "doing yuri shipping for the clicks" fraud. But now I have to imagine a collage professor in her mid 30's, having hate sex with a younger woman. For a week. So much that she didn't get any sight seeing done. Like I didn't need to think about that. Why do I need to imagine a hag having angry lesbian sex? A part of me hopes that it was just a lap, and she wants attention from the coomer viewers.

>>44959937
what do you mean man, I LOOOOOVE my oshi having 0 game perms

>>44960163
The truth you don't want to believe is that most of you DO look like that. Have you ever seen Vienna's T3 subs?

>>44960163
Hit the gym, buy her merch, take a topless selfie holding the merch
redeemed

>>44960163
Now is your chance to mog him

>>44959958
I had a close friend who also had such a problem once. He kept fucking and fucking the girl until she was already dry and sleepy, and he just couldn't rub one out. So it happens.

>>44960163
You can do it anon, show your oshi your best selfie

>>44960232
i'm quite handsome actually, just not the kind of retard who posts his face online

>>44960163
you can fix him

t3 exclusive streams aren't real r-right bros

>>44960232
>most of you
I see what you did

>>44959937
if sol we wore langery...

I’ve noticed a sharp increases in how gosling the snackers are. I’ve also noticed a lot of similarities between nyan’s “99% fictional men” and filian’s “i’m a virgin”. I think there is risk of a repeat of that situation

>>44960336

>>44959652
My innocence was lost, when Chumba admitted that she fakes orgasms, when the guys who fuck her, act like they are some sex gods or something. And then she tells them, to lower their morale. That info, and the story about her being a "third date gets you road head" girl, made me lose my naive innocence.

>>44960336
what do you mean? you don't watch the sph streams with us?

>>44960386
Good, I hope filian finds someone she can settle down with, and by someone I specifically mean Layna Lazar, because the two of them should make out and maybe muff dive on each other a little

>>44960386
That risk is extremely high.

I have now seen what Alice saw and its nice

>>44960423
I just wish Layna wasn't a filthy kiwi

>>44957074
Joe: Shondo.
Trump: Filian
Obama: Mako
W: Chibi.
Now we need the AI voices to argue over them.

>>44960386
Snackers are delusional if they genuinely think she's still a virgin. Not only is she a great dancer with an outgoing personality, but she's also told stories of being at house parties where guys tried to fuck her, playing truth or dare with guys, and she was oddly comfortable with grinding her ass on some random dude in VRchat.

DyaRikku

>>44960435
better be lacy pantaloons

>>44960438
>I just wish Layna wasn't a filthy kiwi
she's worse, may allah forgive me for saying this, Layna is a Mexican. Cope will say she's a spaniard, but she is just a light skinned Mexican.

>mako anger wheel spins
>2 hours later
>no wheel spins
coqui. tell her how this works

>>44960469
>T: Sleepy joe you only like shondo because she looks like a child. Sad!
>B: H-hey hold on Jack, just wait a fucking minute. Your oshi is no better - look at her it's like someone fed a monkey 200 gazillion trillion-b-billion adderall pills.

>>44960500
>and she was oddly comfortable with grinding her ass on some random dude in VRchat.
theres nothing sexual about making your bros cum in VR, so what if filian has private VR sex sessions in closed worlds

is it weird for me to say that i think if tobs was held at gunpoint she might do some decent ASMR?

buhh

mint sucking cock with an extra side of cock with cum

>Clio was in a 7 hour stream with Jets
>She comes online and will most like stream for another 7 hours
God, does that woman even have a life?

i noticed.

>>44960573
I wish bat would stomp on and belittle me in VR

>>44960674
kek

>>44960500
>Tell me you’ve never been to a party without telling me you’ve never been to a party

>>44960386
Oh I fully expect for her to shack up with some IRL streamer at some point and this thread becomes unusable for at least two weeks.

filian chaturbate stream with xqc losing her virginity

>>44960724
xqc is a grill?

>>44960707
man i really hope when that happens snackers fuck off and make theyre own threads

>>44960780
why so salty

>>44960573
sometimes i wish i had grown up in times like this after hearing someone make a comment like that. the constant recording of everything kills that though.

>>44960780
it wont

>>44960386
goslings never win, just heartbreak after heartbreak

has tob said anything about the award show?

>>44959431
you dont do this but what an absolutely devilishly idea, i'd totally do it if i was some richfag

We actually don't like Filian anymore

>>44960667
She is an australian hag so no, not at all.

Why are we past bump limit with 40 posters? Why is half this thread chuubas I've never heard of?

who is filian? i only know people who stream

>>44960601
What did this mean

>>44960846
god that is so hot

>>44960846
We love hags here.

>>44960845
because we're just chatting a bit through the dead hours ya cunt.
>>44960827
i think she talked about it at the very start of her stream today

>>44960845
/lig/ is now a /wvt/ colony

>>44960846
>>44960906
>hag
fag*

>>44959652
It would if I watched it happen but I somehow avoided it, not even on purpose.

what is her fucking problem?

I miss feemsh

>>44960929
very sad how they don't realise what made their own thread shit

>>44961002
you wouldnt get it

>>44960929
>now
Do newfags really?

>>44958951
>a short girl
>running outside alone
She has talked about methheads refusing to leave her porch before and how she gets her car broken into. Running outside as a girl can unironically mean trouble, especially living in some meth head infested county. A gym can at least offer a sense of safety.

>>44960923
Fuck off retard. I won't let you take away my comfy morning thread because you think spamming your literal whos will get them noticed.

>>44961042
meat has so many handles on her head

>>44961107
>wants to circle jerk the same small amount of streamers

>>44961107
>Fuck off retard
>comfy morning thread

>>44961107
why are western europeans so fragile?

i think tobs is... kinda... yaknow...

>>44961159
yeah.....

>>44961159
one of them?

>>44961159
watching her get mad at the key is the peak of my day

i dont even know the literal who he's talking about? the korean girl that anon obviously just posted cause she's massively sex? pretty sure she had more than enough viewers to be on topic anyway
>>44961159
yes

>>44961126
yes i do

>Clio has an ex in Florida
>She also has an ex in Scotland
Damn, she travels a lot for sex.

>Had a partner that lived in florida
No wonder the hag is broken.

>>44961248
>>44961249
probably goes to those seminars that wagies get sent to by their companies. shoved on an airplane, show up to some shitty hotel, get drunk, bang some randoms you'll never see again, learn a thing or two, go home

>>44961126
yes?

>>44961234
>>44961322
tabs

>>44961338
tobs

>>44961338
wvt is more your speed

>>44961353
A key is a device that is used to operate a lock (to lock or unlock it). A typical key is a small piece of metal consisting of two parts: the bit or blade, which slides into the keyway of the lock and distinguishes between different keys, and the bow, which is left protruding so that torque can be applied by the user. In its simplest implementation, a key operates one lock or set of locks that are keyed alike, a lock/key system where each similarly keyed lock requires the same, unique key.

I love how Tob adopted Numi's huuuhs,looks like they hang out alot

>>44960845
vsj+ is two blocks down

love hags

>>44961380
>adopted
co-opted

>>44961426
who is this

>>44961366
<3

>>44961306
>bang some randoms you'll never see again
Both of her stories seem like long distance relationships gone wrong.

>>44961458
Twitch partner is meaningless in the past month, they are giving it to everyone due to fear over Kick

>>44961445
clioaite

>>44961477
oh nyoo

>>44961486
i believe it’s spelled clitoris but i was asking who that was because they’re not eligible for posting /here/

>>44961445
its a dude

>>44961477
>coping

>>44961249
That Magnemite? Yeah, me

>>44961458
do you think your oshi will incline if you keep being annoying enough?

>>44961544
My oshi is always in the top 10, Im not worried about her

>>44961458
Sinder didn't have partner for the longest time and no one cared

>>44961525
>partner
Seething because you will never make it anon?

>>44961605
Sinder had 1000 viewers

>>44961618
Yes... you are correct, I kneel

I think bare skin vtubers are overrated. They should have more skin tight body suits. Thoughts?

>>44961605
>no one cared for sinder
Color me surprised

Did anon ever delivered the Bean queen lewds?

>>44961544
Do you think people will stop posting chuubers they like if you are annoying enough?

>>44961617
wow sure sounds like a large indie then

>>44961618
who is in that image?

>>44957074
Too bad she is corpo, but Pippa and Trump are made in heaven.

>>44961676
looks like clio

Which chuuba would Jeb Bush watch?

>>44961693
who?

>>44961618
>partner
Is there gonna be an ugly breakup in a month?

>>44961726
clio