/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

AIEEEE JIMMY PLEASE HELP ME, IM BECOMING IRRELEVANT

bong now leeching off of fucking jimmy kimmel FUCKING GRIM

>I haven't caused a problem for my friends all week... I know what to do!

JImmy is barely a comedian

>>44939769
Why is Nijishit so unprofessional? Always stirring shit with unrelated third parties, did they forget they are just entertainers working for a corporation?
This is why Hololive will always be better in spite their flaws, they always stay away from stepping on unrelated parties and keep their hot takes for themselves. Now I understand why Rushia's termination was so brutal, Cover finished her off the moment she stepped her Hololive persona with unrelated flesh streamers.

>>44940073
Yea I was going to say the guy was never really that funny even on The Man Show

>>44939769
>starting drama with a famous comedian
Saying a comedian (or a "comedian" in this case) isn't funny is not starting drama.
>not a "yab"?
For the same reason it's not a yab to dunk on flat earthers. It's not a controversial opinion. Vox knows he's more likely to get a viral tweet and tons of "omg yes king so true" than any kind of dissent.

>britbong humor
I dont think vox is in the best place to call out others unfunny

>>44939769
Wow Vox you are really breaking new ground here
>Jimmy Kimmel is not funny
What a brave thing to say. Now tweet something like that at Tyson Fury since you live in the neighbourhood.

>>44939769
If Zaion did this they would have tossed it into her termination notice.

>>44939769
vox wants his numbers back

>>44939769
>people itt are actually simping for fucking jimmy kimmel
kill yourselves.

Thats probably one of the least polemic opinions you could have about someone on tv

Vox forgot he's supposed to be male. What a fucking drama queen, someone needs to punch him

>>44940344
The bar set by Kimmel is so low, it doesn't matter. Vox is still funnier, and I don't even really like Vox.
>>44940449
This faggot didn't even read the thread.

I don't even know who jimmy kimmel is, but it is lowkey bully behaviour to start shit like this.

>>44940554
Men are getting weaker and becoming more woman-minded. What disgraces.

>>44940636
Jimmy Kimmel is a tranny supporter, so this is fine

>>44939769
this is the most i've ever agreed with a vox post

>>44940636
You dropped this, king.

>>44940554
>>44940696
He's referring to the fact that Kimmel is hosting the Oscars right now. Which means Vox is watching the Oscars right now. He's got bigger problems than just being unmanly.
>>44940636
You're wrong, but I still envy you for not knowing who he is.

>>44940608
>vox is funnier
Saying cum some lewd joke every oportunity isnt funny.

>>44939769
Cancelled my membership. So done with nijis, going Holo only from now on.

>>44940636
Jimmy Kimmel deserves this and that’s all you need to know

>>44940800
>>44940884
I'm 30, just not american

>>44939769
Nah, it is not a drama but very unprofessional

>>44939769
Anything is a yab on the holoboard

>>44940887
I didn't say it was funny. I said he's funnier than Jimmy Kimmel, who is downright uncomfortable to watch. I would also rather bump my elbow than have the flu.
>>44941012
Neither is Vox.

>>44939769
>YABjisanji ran out of people in their own branch to cancel
>Now they're going after comedians

>>44940229
>Vox knows he's more likely to get a viral tweet and tons of "omg yes king so true" than any kind of dissent.
As predicted, the replies are all exactly this.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1635105443851931648

>>44939769
As if kimmel would even respond to this literal who

Seems kinda dumb. Kimmel isn't one of those dudes everyone loves to hate like Corden. Plus, on the merits, he's pretty middle of the road.

>watching the oscars in the age of color television
who really is the bigger joke here

>>44939769
>unfunny faggot punching down at an even more unfunny faggot
bulisanji to the bone

>>44941401
yeah that's why /vt/ sucks at these things, turning nothingburgers like this as if they were taiwan yabai levels just because it's nijisanji

>>44941427
I could understand watching to make fun of it, but his tweet implies that he's there in earnest.

>>44941456
how the hell is this punching down?

i dont give a fuck what a vtuber thinks about jimmy kimmel, and i dont give a fuck about jimmy kimmel

>>44939769
Jimmy Kimmel Yab? No, maybe piss off some boomers off in california but thats it

>>44941665
jiminy kibble is an even less funny faggot than vox, thus vox is punching down
educate yourself

>>44939769
>Using a corpo account to shit on third parties out of nowhere.
Wow, there you have a "professional" chuuba. Nijizhanji is a mistake.

>>44939769
If Zaion did this it would've been on the list.

>>44939769
He’s right though

I seriously can't tell what's parody anymore

>>44941757
then why are you here?? if you didn't care you wouldn't have made the effort to comment and just ignore it

>>44939769
Based

>>44942286
0/10 trolling attempt, didn't even get me to raise an eyebrow.

>>44943099
because the only way to bump this shit thread and mildly inconvenience everyone in this sub in the process is to post in it, retard

>say Raid Shadow Legends suck
>get canned
>randomly antagonizing some popular talk show host
>???

>>44943329
>this sub

>>44943485
vt is reddit

>>44939769
>shitposting on twitter are "yabs" now
Digging so far down the barrel, it doesn't even exist anymore!

>>44939769
Based take but he also needs to shut the fuck up

50+ seething replies for a tweet shitting on fucking jimmy kimmel of all people
zaion's termination has turned this board into an insane asylum

>>44944251
>implying it hasn't always been like this

>>44943546
My mistake, I forgot about all the times /r/Hololive called its mods niggers with impunity.

>>44943333
>be a w*man
>throw a histrionic fit over fuck all
>get the boot you deserve

>be a man
>post a just, factual statement
>get the praise you deserve

Imagine defending the king of NijiCN

I didn’t know we had so many Jimmy Kimmel oshis on this board

Adam Carolla carried the Man Show anyways

>>44944251
Gee almost as if you should terminate someone for sensible reasons instead of tame bullshit when everyone is doing far worse, if you want people to not notice the sheer absurdity of it
The zaion standard is going to be used to take cheap shots for years with the kind of shit nijEN regularly gets up to

>>44939769
>drama
Anon this is like (You) tweeting about Beyonce
No one fucking cares the guy is 20,000 times more popular and rich and successful and will have a longer legacy than anyone in that Vox thread

>>44939769
AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE NIJISISTERS THEY REALLY GOT US THIS TIME

Apparently you can be as much of a shit as you want in NijiEN so as long as you suck management's dick.

>>44945205
Anon, I dont see you having a good career when your parent throw you out of their house and you will have to get a job.

>>44944575
An unfunny man calling a man that is more unfunny does not deserve any praise, since it does not change the fact that he is unfunny, in fact Vox should shut the fuck up too

>>44939769
that's why he is king

>>44939769
>You are not funny, so you should shut up
>t. guy that is not funny either
The absolute lack of self-awareness from Vox

I mean, he’s not wrong at all, but his entire beach is still embroiled in a massive drama that is only confirming more and more about how much a black company Nijisanji is and how toxic it’s talents are. The last thing they need to be doing is shitting on people so have zero to do with the Vtuber community at large unprovoked. Are the Niji managers actually this fucking stupid?

>>44946049
Branch*

>>44942444
This

>>44945732
>telling individuals to be mature when they're telling a corporation to be mature

>>44939769
This is actually based, fuck Jimmy Kimmel

>>44946630
There is nothing based about teliing someone to shut up for not being funny, while not being funny yourself

>>44946749
Jimmy Kimmel is a piece of shit for reasons unrelated to his comedy. I will support anybody who shits on him.

>>44942444
Exactly this but the Nijishills on this board do not comprehend this fact

>>44945554
>Anon this is like (You) tweeting about Beyonce
No, it's not, this is nothing like a personal use account from a nobody.
By doing this, Vox is doing it under the name of Nijisanji upfront.
This could easily be interpreted as Nijisanji attacking a Hollywood comedian.
By allowing this behavior, Nijisanji basically fully endorses this statement.

I swear these Nijifucks forget they are under a borrowed account, under a borrowed persona. Yet they keep playing as themselves, doing whatever they feel like, no wonder their brand is a yab factory.

>>44939769
Jimmy Kimmel isn't funny and is a pedo. Vox actually being based for ONCE.

>>44942286
Okay both are not funny and should shut up according to Vox, or does Vox own words not apply to himself?

>>44939769
based take, still not donating to the an hero charity or watching him

Jimmy Kimmel went into a lengthy tirade on how the Epstein list shouldn't be made public.

>>44946984
>Vox is not a pedo
RUMAO now that is more funny than both Jimmy and Vox, which is not hard to do

>seanigs don't know why white people hate jimmy kimmel

>>44947141
Okay I am going to support groomer Vox now apparently

>>44947146
No one said that schizo. Learn English. Vox talked to some girl that was what? 16/17? Jimmy went to damn Epstein island and what was going on there was so bad that the Judge said it can never be made public.

>>44940887
>Saying cum some lewd joke every oportunity isnt funny.
Neither is Jimmy Kimmel

>>44947206
Yeah, I don’t care how much you hate Niji, I can assure you Jimmy Kimmel is a far worse evil.

>>44939769
He's right though
Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Myers, and most of hte bespeckled late night show shills aren't fucking funny. They are in their jobs purely because they are political shills made to be the last dose of ruling party propaganda before bed.
Late night stopped being funny with Ferguson retired.

>>44939769
Vox isn’t wrong about that, but he’s still a fag.

Why can't he just turn off the TV?

This board is beyond parody. A Jimmy Kimmel defense thread, good god.

These fucking nijiniggers trying to strawman the argument as, "why are you defending Kimmel," when the fucking point is that a fucking corporate talent is attacking a famous person on twitter under the corprate banner. For a company who fired someone recently over dubious reasons, literally tolerating another talent potentially harming their business is proof of hypocrisy, terrible business practices, and just simply being a shit company no one should support.

Can't wait for the Kimmel/hollywood schizos to raid Pomu's streams for the next month

>>44947505
It’s gotta be SEAs. No way any American would defend Jimmy Kimmel’s “honor” against a fucking vtuber.

>>44947606
Listen you retard. I hate NijiEN (most of them) more than you can imagine but this shit is a fucking stretch. It's like everyone that kept trying to strawman "yabs" out of everything that fat ass mori does. They'll fuck up in time. No need to force it.

>>44947206
Honestly, what do you expect? Most shit on this board is stirred by people who can’t understand English, so the only way they consume vtuber content is by watching numbers and graphs go up and down like monkeys.

Why didn't he call out that Oliver guy whose whole gimmick is that he is a crooky teethed brit in America?

>>44947606
So sorry, Kimmelbro. I kneel to the greatest comedian of our generation.

>Vox is based for slamming Jimmy Kimmel for not being funny
>While he and his fans are watching the Oscars which is filled with people on Epstein's list
Yeah, sure...

>>44947606
calm down jimmy still doesn't suck you

>>44947797
It's only a stretch because you got your understanding of business practices from the monopoly board game. Color should care about its talents harming potential business prospects, should they not?
>>44947936
>>44947973
Wow, thanks for proving how much nijiniggers love sucking the BCC black company cock.

>>44947501
You do not get it, Vox is totally just slamming Jimmy for Epstein's list while watching the Oscars, which made Jimmy a host and is filled with other people that are also definitely on the list, but somehow Vox is based according to the Nijishills in this thread

>defending vox
>defending kimmel
how about not defending either of them
yeah i know shocking right?

>>44948204
What time is it for you?

>>44948276
The only people here defending anyone are the Nijiniggers who want to strawman the issue to make vox not look like a retard and not make Color look like a bunch of hypocrites. I can say fuck Kimmel, but can they say fuck vox?
>>44948346
11:52 PM

>>44948422
Go to sleep, man.

>>44940394
Tyson will knock his front teeth out, tyson is like sandor fucking clegane next to that twink

>>44948276
>>44948422
I don't care about vox

>>44947606
The rrat that Zaion was fired for not being in the clique grows more convincing by the day

>>44947606
Moving up in a company means sucking the right bitch clits, this is common knowledge. Sorry if your antisemite was too good for it but if she wanted to get away with it she knew how.

>defending a comedian nobody likes
Then again this is Hololive we're talking about

>>44949395
Careful there sister, the strawman is battered enough from all your arguments

as a bong, I'd be mighty quiet considering our last cultural export to america was james fucking corden our apologies btw

>>44939769
First and last time when that chinese manwhore said something remotely based

>>44946026
VOX is funny in the same way that DSP, Wings or Boogie are hilarious.

>>44941056
British people, like Australian and canadian, are what we call american light

>>44939769
Ame went for the bigger target in Seinfeld.
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1443776418488356871?s=20

>>44949395
kek

>>44939769
Do chinese women even know whojim kimmel is? Seems pretty pointless.

>>44939769
He's right and based

>>44942444
kek

>>44940636
He's some annoying youtuber that the pozzed algorithm pushes on everyone by default.

>>44939769
>Jimmy Kimmel = chad who makes the chuddy malding
>Vox= unfunny, parasocial leech

Yeah, he is desperate.

It would seem even Vox can be based every once in awhile.

>>44939769
>Zaion got fired
>Vox getting away with it
Well done

why do SEAniggers love jimmy kimmel so much?

>>44939769
>Vox "jokes"
>"nothing burger"
>Zaion do the same
>terminated and add 3-5 line to the list

>>44957001
Millie and Luca love Jimmy kimmel?

Vox insulted his fans
Vox threatened to hurt his fans
Vox is still not fired.

I know most of you guys are asian. Kimmel is actually a piece of shit. Dunking on Kimmel is pretty based.

Lukewarmest take a Vtuber has ever had.

Hey wait a minute. Faggot based??????

>thinks Alex Jones is funny
>shits on Jimmy Kimmel
Vox is secretly based

>>44939769
I've never really cared for Vox but shitting on Jimmy Kimmel is basically free. Trying to spin it into a yab is classic dramafag behavior so I recommend you choke down some meds instead of cocks.

>>44939769
Can Vox attack Vox for using their name?

>>44953640
Based
>>44939769
Cringe

>>44939769
And who is that guy?

>>44942444
It's funny because it's true.

wtf i love vox now

Vox should go after that hack Jimmy Fallon. That guy is 100% trash and doesn't deserve a show.
Kimmel was at least enjoyable before he went full fake and gay libtard.

>>44941456
Jim’s hosting the Oscar’s, I don’t think Vox the vtuber could punch down even if he wanted to
For someone into pop culture this is the equivalent to saying Justin Bieber is cringe in 2009

>>44941401
The comments all sucking Vox's dick acting like he has any talent besides ASMR roleplays of him getting fucked in the ass

>>44961425
>ASMR roleplays of him getting fucked in the ass
Is that how you imagine them?

>>44951483
Don't worry about it bud. We gave you guys trannies, let's call it even.

>>44961690
No I was the 8000 bots who stopped watching

>TERMINATION NOTICE
>Harassed and acted unprofessionally with a third party
>discussed and threatened sexual assault against fans
>hurt the feelings of over a billion people
>Lied and disparaged management with a public account
>Multiple repeat notices

>VT is now unironically defending a l*te n*ght sh*w h*st

>>44961425
>comments sucking Vox's dick
Kimmel is not hated by twitter or anything. Purely just dick sucking by
>nijizhangs
>nijichinks
>nijicucks
>kurozhangs
>niggerzhangs
>discordsisters

>>44939769
I don't think a zoomer who thinks peepeepoo cum humor is funny should say anything about comedy.

>>44939769
Vox needs to shut the fuck up. Before somebody sends jimmy kimmel the photo of his fat gut and roast him into committing suicide. Cringy fuck.

>>44940763
Half of vox audience is lgbt. Retard.

>>44940884
Who gives a shit about the oscar that's an award show for women to feast their eyes on actors why is vox watching it.

Been seeing a lot more Kimmelschizos in Pomu's chat since this

>>44947606
Sisters and management would throw a fit and call it unprofessional were it anyone else but the chink prince. But it's already known they are hypocrites.

>>44967655
Zaion gets fired for making a joke.
But they keep the guy who groomed little girls in his PL. Niji is a commie branch i love how nijikeks pretend the ccp is not backing it financially which they are.

https://discord.gg/EDjfPJNF
*

>>44939769
Not even a fan of Vox and I agree that Kimmel is smarmy and unpleasant.

>>44969466
Everyone does. Nobody likes Jimmy Kimmel or Jimmy Fallon. They both suck.

>>44959806
I can't keep up with all these burger hosts, they all blend into one person for me at this point.

>>44939769
You know, I actually see this as punching down
Jimmy Kimmel is fucking dreadful and I’d watch an entire vox stream if it meant he’d disappear and be replaced by someone with talent

This shitshow makes you realize how full of shit is Nijisanji.
This board adores yabs, craves yabs, overplays yabs, even makes up yabs.
Whatever yab happens, no matter how little, how brief, this board ALWAYS picks it up, in a matter of seconds.

And despite that, this board hardly ever picked any of the so called Zaion's yabs, just goes to show all that 10 kilometer list of "Zaion yabs" are full of shit.
Nijisanji swims in yabs, most Niji liver organs are full of yabs like the ones in this thread. Yet only Zaion gets the boot in the most hyper strict way, listing borderline wrong-thinking stuff.

Nijisanji is full of shit... Fuck Nijisanji, fuck Anykara, fuck Riku, fuck Enna, fuck China, fuck the CCP, fuck Xi Jinping, fuck John Cena, fuck all backstabbing snakes.

Vox is definitely more of a Bill Coaby kind of dude

NijiEN don't be trashy for 1 day challenge (impossible)

>>44939769
You have to be relevant to have a yab OP the only people that give a shit about vox are you and some bug women

>>44961849
Numbers that won't come back

Jimmy Kimmel regularly acted homophobic even post-Man Show and i'm surprised the public has forgotten about this enough to let him continue to have a career.