/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Thanks for the Bread!

Thanks for the bread!
Right on time for Bae's death

How can she be so bad and be so good right after
Please don't pay attention to her sense of direction

>See target waiting right next to a ledge
>Shoot him with an unsilenced gun, then toss his body over the edge
This brrat

Who would shoot a man before throwing him into a river.

Thanks for za bread!
SHED

>>44865322
the mob

lmao instantly caught

I actually hate baelz because she said she doesn't like feet, wtf

>>44866216
Extremely based, foot fetishists are trash

"Still got it- WHACK"

She's very much like IRyS in her reaction to things. It's great

Tourist here, could someone here please help me find out the source for these? I was checking out some reviews in a deskmats site and this one caught my eye.

Bae please run away instead of walking when they get suspicious lmao

>>44867632
the bottom one is literally stolen from her official deskmat

>>44867632
Official mousepad merch, came with PC case

>>44867758
Also this

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1634758613481967617

council on the telly

Bae's brain can't handle this mission
>>44867966
Cute!

>>44867966
>ベー
it makes me laugh when they always write be- than something like bei. it reads like beeeeee in my head

>be me, world renowned bio engineer
>at the cusp of world changing assassin virus
>will literally allow any government to silently kill anyone with a specific DNA
>gonna be rich as fuck
>chilling in Sapienza golf course for a few days
>rent out some mansion in an island and have some top-A security
>literally no one can penetrate this fortress
>hear screaming coming from behind
>turn around
>some bald psycho is running towards me
>"I'M JUST A GUY WITH A CAN OF SAUCE!!!"
>blink a few times trying to make sure I'm seeing clearly
>>"I'M JUST A GUY WITH A CAN OF SAUCE!!!"
>is this an assassin? how did he get past security
>I pull out my gun and get ready to fire
>have serious doubts knowing whoever's after my research probably sent their bests
>"I'M JUST A GUY WITH A CAN OF SAUCE!!!"
>psycho runs up the stairwell completely avoiding me
>continues to shout he's just a guy with a can of sauce
>can still hear his screams to this day
i've seen some shit

>>44868567
Excellent greentext. Except this is Caruso's ancestral home. He's such a shut in that his company built a lab under his house.

SHES GAMIN

Still got it

She's doing it!

It's hilarious cuz all she needed was to shoot the damn camera for it to work
Oh Bae, never change

Did she get caught cause she wasn't in the chair? Just like IRyS!

>>44869429
Yeah.

Bae...

bae is so cute when she thinks she's being clever

>>44867758
>>44867905
it's a review and he' asking if he can get them
How do you know the one in the picture is stolen?

>>44870459
mate, the art is literally Mika PIkazo's and Bae had a deskmat with the exact picture on it, putting her art and selling it is art theft
Yes yes, fell off the truck chinatown goods etc, it's still her art

>tourist get out of there
Nice soundpost

>>44870623
The bottom mat was part of her birthday murch last year

>>44870959
i think you're unironically illiterate
the guy is literally browsing a made in china deskmat site

>>44870959
Yes but those mats are not the real deal.

>>44871039
Umm dude, re-read the comment
he never said they were for sale he was asking where he could find them
the answer is he cant

>Stares at a guy taking a piss for the entire duration.
>Somehow he's the disgusting one.
Bae...

This is such fucking good gameplay

she really likes that can of sauce huh

Ironically, rats have an excellent innate sense of direction.

I'm glad she's enjoying the game so much. Hitman really is her kind of game.

Bae I thought you were going to the morgue? Now you're just taking the worlds longest detour to get back to where you last died.

>>44872252
She really excels with the type of games that give you direction to nudge you on the path to where you need to go but give you multiple options of completing your objective

>Get caught by security.
>I sit down and pretend to read a newspaper.
>Somehow my genius blending in doesn't work.

>Barcode
I totally forgot 47 was a tomato, that literally never factored in after the 2nd one

Hopefully someone draws a version of this with Bae and a can of sauce
I'm surprised no one did one for the vegemite saga

>>44867758
>>44870459
>>44871201
Oh shit, didn't know that. I was actually asking for the pictures used in said mats, but didn't word it properly. Also, those were from a custom mats site, so I guess the guy just ordered them using the original pics instead.

>>44873250
>Hold still while I sauce yeu

>>44873269
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/92215566
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97311847

ere ya go m8

>no one will spot me now
>get spotted shortly

is bae... you know?

look at this rat

>>44873668
It's great, isn't it?

>>44873668
Stupidly cute

Bae's ability is to be sexier the less braincells she has

Holy fuck that was clutch

CLUTCH AS FUCK

AWOOOOGA

SHE DID IT

SHE DID IT

How did she nearly die at the last minute lmao

>>44874349

Everyone in hololive loves hitman! It's great

>>44874414
Amazing

>>44874554
Glad the new games were made even if the live service online stuff is a bit iffy.

>>44874554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4C469Sbby8

What's with this recent trend of calling out Bae missing birthday superchats from weeks ago

>>44874957
unironic autism

>>44874957
Attention whores attention whoring

>Watchalong for day1 since Mumei's in it
oh mubae bros, I can't hold on to all this winning

Fuck I'm also nervous

How is Holofes going to work? I was under the assumption she had already recorded everything for fes but is she actually going back to perform live or what?

>>44875332
>Day 2 as well after it's done.

>>44875411
no she's done and recorded all her shit
so did mumei and fauna
kronii and myth are doing their shit now + other future stuff

>>44875411
I'm pretty sure it's all pre-recorded?

>>44875502
yeh tis is

>>44875479
Ok I thought so, I was a little confused by her saying she wouldn't do a day 2 watchalong because she'd be on stage

>>44875411
Everything's pre-recorded, yes. It has to be for an event with so many talents at the same time.

>>44875560
it's to play into the part of not showing that's it's pre-recorded
Disney Magic at Disneyland type stuff

>>44875332
I mea shipping aside bae really REALLY cares about mooms, they are so precious

>>44875705
I think I need to get checked for diabetes, this legit made me cry

>>44875619
I'm really getting over this santa clause style bullshit
Nobody watching are children and anyone with half a brain knows whats going on so what's the point?

>>44875941
It works on me

>>44875560
They can't show themselves when the parts they're in are happening. It's part of the "magic", if you will. That's why sometimes people say it's "yab" when a talents invited to a 3D live tweets right when the performance is happening (like Nene in Kiara's 3D showcase). Of course, it's just a joke at this point, everyone knows some/most of the stuff needs to be pre-recorded, for various reasons. We had to get used to it during the coof.

>>44875941
It's called kayfabe, and the whole point is that it's accepted as being real for the purpose of entertainment.

>>44875941
I mean, it's just a game of pretend. There's really no reason to get mad at it, is there? We're not losing on anything by them not being there while the performance is happening (because we should be watching the performance). Hell, Bae is doing a watchalong for both days, so if anything, there's gonna be even more content. It's a win-win.

>>44875619
>>44876014
Alright that makes sense, was getting really confused there for a bit but understandable

>>44876350
Gives me more value for those expensive ass digital tickets since I can enjoy the concerts with Bae.

>>44875941
literally just drink some alcohol and believe she's actually on stage anon

>>44875941
I didn't doubt they were on stage until just now, so...

Hey there, kenzoku here just passing by. i just met a femrat in my uni
just letting you know you have unironic girls in your fans

Oh uh
I guess better late than never
Rate the Rat Kills People with Spaghetti O's

>>44877842
Don't fuck it up

>>44877842
How'd you ID her? That's pretty fun to know, there's been a few fembrats crawling out of the woodwork lately

>>44877970
3003/10

>>44877842
>kenzoku
So a female met another female. Pretty normal.
Thanks for passing by ~
Was she a casual fan or was she actually someone that constantly catches streams? I'm kinda curious.

>>44877842
That's a cute discovery, be a good friend to her aight'?

>>44877970
Stream was very fun and made me laugh out loud at points

>>44877993
>>44878034
>>44878087
she had the snapback merch and a few pins of bae and Kronii. and im not a girl, girls have cooties
she was pretty cute so i might pun my pins on my backpack and see if she gets my powerlevel next time she asks me where the modern history class is

>>44878156
Sounds like you'll have to order Bae's Rat Sack + pins birthday merch to impress her when it arrives next year. Would be interested to hear how big of a fan she is if you ever end up talking to her

>>44877235
ok i understand just going with it but having no doubts at all?
Anon i wish i was as oblivious as you

>>44877235
cute baeby brain brat

>>44878234
i didnt talk to her a lot, but if she's buying birthday merch she has to be dedicated i guess.
if i get to talk her i will tell you. your oshi is a frend and towa loves frends.
im surprised at how much people know hololive in college, i thought this was a niche hobby

>>44878034
>fembrrats as cute as kenzokus
unironically salivating at the thought of having a otaku wife who fights with me over who loves bae the most

>>44877970
I completely forgot about it lmao
Bae assassinated my heart with a can of sauce/10
It's a strong contender for the best stream of the month already. Once she got into it, she started having an amazing time. When even your fuckups don't make you mald, you know you're in for something great.
>>44878156
>>44878464
>didn't have the pins already
>didn't talk much
You lost your chance, boyo. Should've taken the chance to ask her about the snapback. Y'know, getting acquainted by having a common topic of conversation.
You're always welcomed around, frend. Even if our oshis hadn't collabed, we like it when there's visitors than aren't here to shit post.

>>44877970
heh still got it/10
I knew she would love the wackiness of how you can go about clearing missions.

>>44878679
>spoiler
bruh how could you forget that Bae sung Blooming in the Mud with Towa.
https://youtu.be/NZDkoMikcX0
https://youtu.be/08J6WAmX100

>>44878938
nta but "hadn't"

>>44878938
They've yet to truly collab in my bed. With me.

>>44878464
>niche hobby
you can't really call it a hobby it's more like watching a sport or racing and been purley online it's spread between the younger generation
college kids live their lives online unlike older generations who have physical jobs or just use a computer for work purposes

>>44878999
...my brain read it as "haven't"...

Maybe I should start wearing my Bae merch around to see if I can meet any brats

>>44879220
no one is going to fuck you you stinking hag
no ammount of merch will make young men attracted to you

>>44878938
>>44879192
Dum dum.

>>44879292
I WILL find a way to reverse Bae's hagneto powers and take them for my own so I can attract genki rat girls

>>44879292
FAT FUCK but also the idea of all frembrats being hags looking for the little sister experience is funny on its own

>>44879292
>>44879220
>no one is going to fuck you you
I will, come here, bend over

>>44879562
What if they're looking for the daughter experience and project onto mamarat

Trust in Bae she has a license.

>>44879825
Genuine kino stream from start to finish, love all the memes coming out of it

>>44879712
>daughter experience
>they'll be cat ladies
Ohhhh boy. I still would.

>>44879292
I MISSED A STREAM BECAUSE I HAD TO GO TO A DINNER AND NOW I SEE YOUR FUCKING FACE

>>44879915
I hope the dinner was worth missing the best stream this month Mioposter...

>>44880012
NO, IT FUCKING WASNT WORTH IT, BUT I CANT DENY MY STUPID BOSS THRICE IN A MONTH SO I HAVE TO SIT THERE, DRINK BEER AND EAT ACTUALLY GOOD FOOD WHILE SITTING WITH COWORKERS I LIKE BUT NOT TODAY
IT WASNT WORTH IT

>>44880141
>having a dinner where you dont have a legit excuse for not going
>having a good time but also being fed up/dead tired
>still decide to stay because ''oh anon you are so fun we should hang out more''
>next day feel like trash
hang in there buddy, hang in there

>>44880141
>Having coworkers you like and they like you back
Must be nice

>>44880141
I get ya mioposter, it would be swell to just neet up and support Bae and other chuubas all day but sometimes real life calls for reps

Bae cute

Butts

Baeby

schedule
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1634857644640079873

>>44888128
Interesting, pick up stream again
Also finally... idol rat...

>>44888128
pick up lines....

what does an animal trainer do when a rat has a litter?

taming spree

>>44888128
>Stream everyday
Noice
>Mario Kart
I think she's doing another MK8DX stream so soon because the last one was well, privated but I'm not too much about the game itself so this one is meh, unless she does a batsu wheel again which is fun
>Police Simulator
Looks to be a kusoge which could potentially be fun, I remember IRyS played this once
>White day
So this one I'm confused about, didn't Bae say that she postponed this after Fes? or was that something else?
Pretty hyped for this, last year was entertaining
I just hope the stale meme prompts are filtered and don't make it in because I know how many senders will spam that
>Collab with Sora
As long as it's not Minecraft, I'm kind of burnt out on that game from watching too much JP holos play it
>Rat wants to sing
Since the title is ambiguous, I'm hoping that this ends up being a 3D/Chibi Bae stream
and of course, the Holofes itself is gonna be the highlight of the week... my heart

>>44889345
>I think she's doing another MK8DX stream so soon because the last one was well, privated
Nah she just wants to play the new maps from the DLC that got released few days after her last stream.
>So this one I'm confused about, didn't Bae say that she postponed this after Fes? or was that something else?
It's something cute she worked on that was meant to be released on white day but got delayed, she didn't say what it was.

>>44890025
>DLC
I completely forgot about the new maps and how she said she would play it again once they got release, gomen

I hope Mane-chan delivers again on this white day stream, last one was gold because she left some genuinely spicy ones in there

rrat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD36GLdab-I
Bae is on this RIGHT NOW

>>44893465
Ah fuck I missed it, thanks for the notice
I'll catch it in the archive

>>44888128
>mario kart
i think she was genuinely just not happy with how the previous MK stream turned out, i went through the archived vod and didnt find anything she couldnt simply edit out.
rest of the week looks fun glad we're getting another collab with sora, they are both very cute together

>>44896065
Yeah i think the VOD just looked like shit and it didnt make for a good viewing experience because the actual gameplay and what she said was tame and no names were yabe

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1634912782549409797

Who the FUCK is Mark?

>>44898445
Me, I am mark

>>44898445
My boyfriend.

>>44898445
Ore da

>>44898445
Your true oshi

Mark is the name given to the guy TTS voice software she uses and also to the generic guy voice that appears in karaoke songs
He is personified by a guy who lives in a box locked in Bae's metaphorical basement and he is a slave

>AMRIO KART
Bruh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jyYdksV_iU

>>44898729
Yes, me.

>>44898743
>With batsu
Brave

>>44897632
>under the hashtag
Oh no. The last one was anonymous, why can't this one be. I'll feel too self-conscious to send one.

>Bae asks you to fill her appetite

What do?

>>44901733
Hope I don't find out the things she's shy about. >////<

Rat cute

ALL RIGHT BRATS
30 minutes for divegrass to start, we are 4th game so we play in around 2 hours after the start, I will tell here before ofc. We will be using the hype made by the anon and I also changed some stuff in the audio export, we need to win this game to get out of groups so you better be cheering for the team

>>44905723
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

>>44905723
I BELIEVE

>>44905723
I'm ready

>>44905723
SHIT I CANT MAKE IT
Give em hell boys

>>44905723
>hyp
Don't know if atlas told ya, but vtwbg also made a response hyp to ours, and they really play off each other nicely kek

>>44893465
>Super loud bgm.
>Bae barely audible.
Sigh.

Do I need to buy that new MK8 dlc pass to game or can you share off the host's maps?

>>44906251
Oh I didn't know heh thats gonne be fun

Divegrass starting now btw

>>44873421
thanks

>Bae time an hour later now because of DST
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Our group's matches just started, come cheer on!!
>>44900792
>>44900792
>>44900792

What did we need in divegrass? Other than winning our own match

>>44912075
Lig winning is the simplest, but the way it's looking rn, pyon just needs to put as many goals in to reduce their GD, as them and us winning equals us with lig in points, so it will come down to the goal difference.

>>44912354
So basically, I need to hope that pyon will kick /lig/'s ass so hard, it'll end out in outer space (which they're kinda doing rn)

>>44912438
If it ends like this, 0-2, lig is on -1 GD, same as us, so really, we just need to win.

>>44912568
Welp.
How many goals do we need now that they're 0 GD?

>>44912832
Win with at least 2 goal lead.

>>44912854
Nevermind little man saved our ass
HAIL PYON

>>44912854
honestly not bad odds

Fuck.
I can't even be mad, that was a very nice header.

WE GO NOW BRATS
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

>>44913145
I believe girlfriend will not throw today

So yea, we need to win with 2 goal difference now if we want to. COME ON MIO AND JACK I BELIEB IN YOU TWO!! LORD SQUEKAERS AS WELL, YOU AIN'T LETTING ANYTHING PAST YOU TODAY!!

>>44913217
Please
Miowi. Jack. We need you.

I believe in Jack. Hopefully this will give him some more shots at the goal.

Let's hope mane-chan also comes through. Hell, let's believe in everyone.
SEND THEM YOUR ENERGY.

KINOOOOOO

Alright, that was fucking amazing. I'm glad I waited until now to see our video. And /vtwbg/ wasn't bad either.

CREATURA LOVE

GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

LA CREATURA REDEMPTION
YEEEEAAAAAAAH

CREATURAAAAAAAAAA FINALLYYY

CREATURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's over...

FUCK WAR

Jack is getting bullied...

Fucking refs
ERA PENAL

GIRLFRIEND HATE

Mio...

PLEASE
PLEASE
TWO MORE GOALS

JACK
WHAT THE FUCK JACK
WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Sleepwellbae is PISSED

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Jack gets more shots in this new position but he gets tired faster...

MIOWIIIIIIIIIIIIII

CAHM ON ONE MORE FACKING GOAL!!!

THERE IS STILL A CHANCE

Girlfriend love!!

NTR'd /lig/'s chances
Amazing

..................

I'm gonna fucking end my life

WELP

owarida...

AHAHAHAHAHA
That's fucking hilarious. I can't.

the ryona bros... too powerful..

STOP FORGETTING TO DEFEND THE SECOND YOU MANAGE TO SCORE A GOAL!!!!!!!!!

At least it was a fucking hilarious group. Everyone but /pyon/ biting their nails.

gg

Welp guys, guess there's always next league...

That match was the funniest murder-suicide I've ever seen

It was an entertaining run /rrat/bros, hope to see you again in six months

well guys, we had a good run for our first league.
I promise I'll learn how to manage instead of only caretaking, I'll make the changes the team need. I'll also try to comentate for friendlies and next league, I hope I see you guys too in 6 months.

RATE THE LEAGUE

>>44915274
And it was a perfect end with /meat/ doing it

If only Agent 3003 was there...

>>44915352
every match was a entertaining shitshow, good fun for a debut

>>44915352
we kept improving match after match. good first run

>>44915427
Just A Guy With Sauce scouted for next season?

>>44915348
Miowi better do something during the next 6 months or she'll get benched.
>>44915352
It was still a fun run. Thanks for trying for us! And you better tell us if you end up commentating/managing the team.
10/10.

Beautiful match, brrats. See you next league.

>>44915352
We did good for our first showing and Jack is my oshi now/10

>>44915352
It was fun though I wasn't involved.

>>44915588
gg!

Does Jack need to embrace Chaos?

>>44915588
gg! I miss /meat/

>>44915849
trust the plan

Thank you brrats from the /lig/ team
I promise if >we win you will get recognized in the stadium

>>44916192
Thank you for your service brother, wishing you luck

>>44916192
gl liggerman, time to pull off all the stops.

>>44916192
You guys better make it past the knockouts now. We'll be watching.

despair
itsover

omg bae stream in 5 hours lets go

>>44917406
I sure am glad mane-chan relayed our advice from last time and had bae bring back the batsu wheel for this session

fuck we lost?
damn, where can i catch the vod?

>>44919190
Both teams lost, murder suicide through draw.

>>44919190
We will rise from the ashes with a more powerful roster next time, we just need to demote my jobber girlfriend first

>>44919190
The vod will be up when the stream is done

>DST making her start later

FUCK OFF WITH YA ARCHAIC DOGSHIT

>>44923994
What?

>>44924204
daylight savings time went into effect, we've all sprung forward an hour where it still is a thing, like the states, sadly

>>44923994
10pm Bae streams my unbeloved...

>>44923994
>>44924309
get fucked nigga lmaoooooooo

>>44924309
Ah. I mean, I knew, but why did you say she'll start later? Like, it'll start later from your perspective?
For me it'll start earlier in a few weeks.

i don't understand, just live in the same timezone as her and all this confusion is solved

Daily idol training doko?

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1635053052653715456
https://youtu.be/UiR_eap9mSE

>>44926444
I will now stream sparks

>>44926444
STREAM SPARKS
BAE AND KIARAS

>>44919190
https://implying.fun/video/vtl4/2023-03-12/?t=2:13:19.0
vod

>>44927474
I already saw it but thanks
>Miowi jobbing and rat fucker doing nothing
these two imaginary players deserve correction

>>44927637
>rat fucker
I mean, the guy was doing good work up until the last minute where he let Akira past him.

>>44927637
The destined mio vs mio match... GONE

>>44919616
>we just need to demote my jobber girlfriend first
She scored half of the team's goals across all matches, anon, she was one of the only players who didn't job

I checked Holodex and saw your oshi is playing Police Simulator tomorrow. How much political talk is there going to be in her chat, do you think?

>>44928164
>reading the chat

>>44928235
The chat is going to be on screen, isn't it? Also, she's probably going to be engaged with chat in some capacity.

>>44928164
she's australian

Police Sim is literally about showing up to traffic jams and car accidents. Also giving out parking tickets, you're a traffic cop, you're not out to catch murderers

>>44928635
I haven't seen any gameplay at all, is the forecast for it to be an entertaining stream or is it just a kusoge?

>>44928739
Only if she roleplays otherwise its boring

i hope we get more of hot police bae fan art

>>44928842
Oh man I wouldn't mind to have her knee in my neck

>>44928842

SOON

1 more hour... I can do it....

>>44929821
no you cant
surrender your soul to the rrat world

>>44930017
AAAAAAAA I MISS HER I MISS BAE I MISS BAE

>>44915352
Had to catch the vod.
Miowi redeemed! La Creatura redeemed!/10
Thanks for doing all of that divegrass anon. Our team did pretty ok for its first league.

Do you have the 3d model you used for #sleepwellbae and cheesed to meet you? Because I'm thinking of tying to make some more bae-related characters, like persona 5/joker Bae and Baeyonetta.

>>44931149
Lemme see if I can get them for you

>>44931149
https://mega.nz/file/VsEGjCRQ#oNvb2EP8jg8BpDEL7aX6GZF-qb7TuJ6OAufhiYx6uFA
Hope this is what you're looking for
I suck at anything 3d

Time for ToxicTaro, my oshi...

telly

RAT ON TELLY

>flirty bae
oh god

Yandere Bae

What's the point of squats without 2.5/3D.
Wait, she meant while playing MK?

>>44933531
It is le funny punishment

>>44933531
pls adastad the faggot spammed it like 5 times

>>44933531
We still get squats noises

>>44933531
bae grunts i guess

>>44928739
From what I can tell, it can be pretty fun depending on the type of person you are in the same way that Elite Dangerous can be fun. Given she also will be engaging with chat, however, I'm pretty certain it'll be kino.

>>44933531
Literally just 1 spamming retard

HOPEFULLY SHE FARTS LIKE MIO DID ONCE

>>44933802
I WANT BAE TO FART IN MY FACE

>>44933802
>>44933854
Death. now ALSO SHE DIDNT FART

>>44933802
God no. Sure, it'd be funny for a lil bit, but we'd get unironic brapfags in the threads. And not that I mind what you masturbate to in the privacy of your room, but I don't appreciate it when people talk about it all the time in front of everybody else.

Bruh I wanted yandere bae....

this squats incentive is fucking shit
i had this retarded spamming retard who suggested that

If she did like 5 it would be whatever just like why

The problem is the punishment in its self is retarded
its meant to be an embarrassment, this retard just wanted some sort weird fetish shit

Reminder that leaving the non-bae matches doesn't increase your chances of being paired with her

i still dont get how people think this game is good when you go extremely slow without coins

>>44934491
Skill issue

Holy shit cat rat

didn’t bae say batsu every 2 race? lol

>>44934445
seriously, it's not how the lobbies work in mario kart
if you stuck in a match finish it and wait for the next one
the game will group together incomplete lobbies together automatically, leaving just ensures that cpus will fill in slots instead like her current race is now

>>44934491
>collect 10 coins
>be faster than everyone else
>get hit once
>12th because no coins
fun game!

>>44934800
Skill issue

>>44934763
So the strat is to sit in a complete lobby until the game filters you in?

>>44934800
Have you literally never played a kart racer before, that's one of the most basic mechanics of a good one

>>44934886
oh i have, its just that mk8 gives way too much power to coins and makes it so 5th to 12th can chain extremely strong items way too easy.
i like the game when i play it casually with some friends, but its snapshot mechanics are way too overpowered because it makes matches of equal skill a total cointoss

>2 second bullet bill
what?

Brats we need some new bread baked asap

>>44935258
page10

She has to hit flirty Bae eventually...

>>44934871
pretty much
just stay in your lobby and keep playing and eventually you'll be matched in with bae since she should be the only one that has an empty lobby
if people keep leaving that just means more empty lobbies that will need to be filled in, and they don't have priority compared to people already in lobbies

HOLY SHIT

>3rd to fucking 10th just because people rolled better items in the last lap
holy fuck actual kusoge

...guys, I don't think the rat is very good at this game

>>44935880
Please understand, Bae is also terrible at Mario Kart, she literally loses positions by bumping into walls constantly

>I'm a very decent driver
>Has close to zero spatial awareness

>>44935965
i mean she did pretty well that last lap until people with stars and bullet bills bumped into her and then everyone else caught up and stunlocked her to death
im not saying she should have won but that should be a 7th place at worst, not a fucking 10

Apologize

bruh

CLASSSSSSSSICCCCCCCCCCC

Nice game Todd

>have one of the biggest companies in the world
>doesnt have functional online
sasuga nintendo

Bruh we're never getting yandere or flirty Bae

WHY DOES THE WHEEL CONSTANTLY LAND ON DUPES RIGGGGGGEEEDDDDD

>>44936874
I blame the squatfag for getting 2 more items added to the wheel and diluting out yandere and flirty Bae

>>44936874
the retard who begged for squats ruined the parity

im imagining

sounds nice...

>>44936942
>>44937025
fucking children should be banned from watching youtube after 3pm

I imagined too hard
iii~ naaa....

Fuck that description activated my neurons...

>No cuddles
NOOOOOO
FUCK

FUCKING SQUATFAG I HATE YOU

>>44937765