/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>44896722
Based chumbud. Hope you enjoy yourself.

>>44896722
I like it but is that a cumjar?

maybe it's just my basic human instinct telling me not to eat or drink poisonous things but i really don't like eating or drinking things that are that shade of blue. I can't imagine downing all of that without avoiding a bit of queasiness.

>>44896997
it's just pudding bro get your mind out of the gutter

cute goob

>>44897152
What's the matter, anon, never tried antifreeze?
Like the other guy said, it's just dyed pudding.

How busy is it?

im jealous

>>44897288
No, no I like it here. It's cozy and warm.
(Also I don't understand how that's pudding, how do you eat that? Why is it in a jar and not on a plate? Do the better chinese always eat it that way or is it just a cafe thing?)

>>44897733
It's a cafe thing, and you eat it with a spoon, just like you would out of a bowl.

Poppin off when PLA rockets hit it maybe.

>>44897945
stop saying you'll invade and invade already

>>44896722
Good to see them expanding back into China.

>>44896722
How's the menu? Is it expensive?

>>44898286
It's on the expensive side but it's about what you can expect from a collab cafe

>>44897945
If a single chink rocket hits Taiwan we will glass guandong

>>44896997
It's a chum jar

>>44899038
>macarons
>fried chicken
>blueberry cake
>pudding-adjacent gelatinous substance
>hot dog flied lice
>mixed berries and (ice?) cream?
>salad and ?soup?
>squid ink pasta
>?maple? cake?
>spaghetti

yawn

>>44896722
Based wish I could go.

>>44897945
stop pussyfooting around and do it
you know you want to

>>44899661
>Be the warmonger Chinese propaganda says you are
There I've solved the military recruitment problem in a single slogan

>>44896722
CONSUME THE CHUM CHALICE

where's my taiwanese collab cafe?

>>44896722
Ah, I'm jealous, have a good time OP!

>>44897945
Not going to happen until CN and the world figure out a proper replacement for SMC - which probably won't happen for another decade or so

>>44897945
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China%27s_final_warning

>>44900178
sorry, only penishavers may apply

>>44899875
if the us army skipped the lesbian drone operator stuff and just showed GI Joe american soldiers chainsawing chinese soldiers to death set to mick gordon music recruitment would go up 100000%

>>44901787
or just bring back the dress blues with a sword thing

>>44899661
China has time and time again said they will only accept peaceful reintegration of the province of Taiwan. The US is the ones pushing for war like in Ukraine so they can arm people temporarily backing the west and Raytheon can make more money. It will be ironic when Europe is fighting Ukrainian Nationalists in 5 years like they did with Bin Laden.

>>44901787
You think zoomers would rather be on the ground actually fighting Chinese people when they can keep their pronouns and kill way more people with a drone that's just like Fortnight fr no cap?

>>44903921
he says, forgetting that moments before he was talking about dropping PLA rockets on Taiwan

>>44896722
Wait, fuck I loved those shark gummies. Now I want some, they were so soft.

>>44899521
Fried chicken, a slice of cake, and a fruity sounds fun.

>>44904114
Except when they aren't. I've heard them stale more time than not. Also in drinks they go rock hard and suck ass.

>>44904315
mmmmmmmmmmmmnah, I'd rather trust my memories of it 18 years ago on my way to school. Very soft.

>>44904397
Nothing gold ever stays Pony Boy.

>>44904053
How could you tell I was samefagging?

Taiwan number 1 mothafuckka!

>>44896722

>>44906497
now show gura's 3D stream from the same week as moona's showcase. also consider that gura didn't have pekora and subaru funneling into her.

>>44906497

>>44906497
I ain't watching her streams at 3am on a work night.

>>44899038
>nuggies
>the most plain looking cake i've ever seen
>a salad
>spaghetti
versus
>The literal cum jar

>>44899038
>saplings get a sad lil bowl of salad

>>44908223
>it's technically cannibalism
Grim

How is the order ranking looking?
Which is the lowest EN over there? Bae? Ame?

>>44899038
SANA DOKO??

>>44899038
Does anyone have the drink menu?

>>44910820

>>44899038
Why is Gura's food a cum jar?

>>44896722
so like...what actually is this? yogurt?

>>44912927
pudding

>>44911219
Thanks anon.

>>44911219
Fauna got shafted again. Ain't easy being vegan.

>>44897733
It's kinda common for "classy cafe" nowadays to put almost every food in a glass jar

>>44913412

What's wrong with it? Can't read zhangscratch, but it looks like a mint drink, which can't be that bad.

>>44913729
Oh that sounds good actually. I like mint. Is that in mandarine or Cantonese?

>>44913959
they both use the same characters so it doesn't matter

>>44899038
hololive EN café white day x sakura bloom

FOOD FOOD MENU

Buy a meal or a drink, you can get a limited random coaster The coaster is sent by machine, and you cannot choose

Do not eat if you are in a hurry! Bloop and emergency food Cheese and orange fruit jelly

Watch out for fire candles! Detective's Fried Kitchen Fried Rice

Mori-sama's Pink Bubble Chocolate Macarons

Calliope

The manager's favorite! KFP's only designated fried chicken Japanese-style rolled fried chicken with seaweed powder and information

Wah! No cookies today! Blueberry cake instead |

Ina'nis

Gura

German fried rice.

Amelia

NTD 230

NTD 270

NTD 230

NTO 230

NTD 270

Berry Wheat! Half-Blood Devil's Cereal

Mother Nature's Salad

"Juice machine prohibited! Cuttlefish pasta to eat directly

Mumei's favorite cake 垍烧珠饼

Thank you! Chaos Cheese Feast

Yellow croaker pasta

Kronii

Mumei

Red Pasta with Cheese

Baeiz

IRYS

Apple Lettuce Salad

Fauna

RAT

NTD 190

NTD 210

NTD 290

NTD 230

NTD260

※The picture design is for reference only, the actual item shall prevail

※The number of ingredients for each meal is limited, and it will be sold out, please forgive me

※If you are allergic to specific ingredients, please inform the on-site service staff in advance

hololive CAPSULE

2016 COVER Corp.

>>44911219
hololive EN café

DRINK MENU

Buy a meal or a drink, you can get a limited random coaster Coasters are sent randomly, so you can't choose

white day x sakura bloom

Shopkeeper's Unlimited Resurrection Potion

Gura's favorite bubble bath

Watson's Detective Special

Alternative to red wine for a thousand glasses of death

Cherry Coke

Calliope

Appointed by the ancient gods! Tentacle smoothie for a young priest Blue Ginger Music

Ina'nis.

Ching Tim Orange Soda

Kiara

Vanilla ice cream, citrus juice

Gura

Black tea with milk cap

Amelia

NTD 160

NTD 180

NTD 180

NTD 190

NTD 170

Druid's Healing Potion

The Operation Essentials of the Half-Blood Angel IRyS

Pomegranate Grape Soda

IRYS

Dark Memories of the Warden of Time

Grass jelly with high flavor and effect

Kronil

Sleepless 15 Little! Owl's Refreshing Notes

Brown Rice Nafu (He Coffee)

Mumei

dnzzem! Baelz's Chaos Soda

Cranberry Juice Soda

Baelz

Hualianlan Smoothie

Fauna

RAT

NTD 180

NTD 180

NTD 160

NTD 170

NTD 180


"Error too many lines"
Never seen that one from 4chan before, how bizarre

>>44896722
I wanna go to Taiwan!

>>44900178
You really think they would allow Taiwanese anything in Nijisanji?

>>44896722
That blue Drink does look cool.

>>44897495
As a mechanic, anti freeze comes in all colors besides blue. If anything I would say red/pink is more common. Also washer fluid is just as toxic but we spray that shit all over our cars.

>>44896722
Damn even brought the Dino gooba to flex, I’m jealous.

>>44906802
Kek

>>44899038
do you think during negotiations Fauna had her lawyer insert a clause into her contract prohibiting Cover from using her image to sell non-vegan food products?

>>44896722
Enjoy yourselves, TW-niki!
I'm thankful for this bitch for making this kind of thing possible. She didn't intend anything, and she didn't hate anyone, but it forced Cover into taking a direction.

I wish they'd do more stuff like this outside of Asia...

>>44926641
they're doing that connect thing in the US this summer.

>>44901475
you're so stupidly edgy, how cute

>>44903921
holy fuck didn't know tankies were allowed to post itt

>>44896722
did the whole issue with coco really jumpstart the hololive market in taiwan?

>>44913729
It says green mango

>>44926641
Name me one location in NA which will do such a collab

>>44929311
It didn't jump-start but it definitely kicked it into overdrive

>>44899038
>hotdog rice
You can take the girl outta the ghetto...

>>44932066
LA is hosting a pretty big HoloEN event in a few months.

>>44933068
Yeah but it's a concert not a collab cafe. It's not like they can just arrange a hololive themed cafe with Wendy's or something

>>44897288
you just know gura wanted into to be a jar for *no specific reason*

>>44899038
>saladlings

>>44927673
???????????????????
what?????.
You must be n insectoid mainlander/hongcouver transplant because no other human on earth would call linking a Wikipedia article "edgy"

>>44899038
All girls are dessert but why ame is a fucking chahan

>>44896722
>Taiwan cafe is popping off
good for them

>>44899038
These look pretty good, maybe not filling but must be delicious enough to warrant eating them. Kinda sucks that Fauna's is just a regular salad, I know they kept it vegan but you can do some really good shit within those limitations.

>>44899875
US military recruitment just needs to start reprinting Chinese propaganda wholesale because it makes them look awesome

The giant mecha xenomorph suit one was awesome

>>44903921
Why don't you peacefully reintegrate with these nuts Zhang, you will never be a superpower

>>44896722
I want to go

>>44899038
>every single girl is smiling except for kronii
what did they mean by this?

>>44896722
Wish I was there. I'd try everything there....multiple visits. I like blue food. Blue Gatorades are my favs.

>>44952412
She hates Hololive

>>44896722
This look great. Too bad I can't go there

>>44896722
taiwanese fans are complaining about the price and quality

>>44958057
so true nijisis

>>44915085
Pomu had a collab cafe last year in Taiwan along with other NijiEN members.
Luxiem also had a Taiwanese collab cafe last Halloween

>>44958277

>>44896722
i wish we had these in the us

>>44899038
Moom dish looks really good

>>44896722
That plushie is actually amazing

>>44908223
uuuu....

>>44940464
>cumjar as regular dessert
Living the life

>>44899038
These all look like shit. I'd still try the chum jar though.

>>44899038
delicious