/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>44822748
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>changing lyrics
mane-san don't look

STOP EATING FATASS

>>44822803
Amen.

baker anon love! chu~

>>44822748
Frames:
>live
Altare - Guitar practice (Menshi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttzeQqaWFS4

>upcoming
Vesper - Interview w/ Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmgQ3N9CfOk

>>44822748
Live
>Altare - Guitar menshi
https://youtu.be/ttzeQqaWFS4

Frames
>Vesper - Interview w/ Flay
https://youtu.be/YmgQ3N9CfOk

>>44822841
heh. he's eating fat asses.

>>44822892
>>44822901
now kith

>there are people itt who think a little bit of muscle is bara
i truly truly hate it here as the last heterosexual bara enjoyer

>>44822892
Oop. Thanks kek.

i miss gaivs bettel

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>>44822955
It's the closest we'll ever get to actual Shinri bara...

>>44822955
Post what you, you specifically, consider to be bara

i really miss them...

Worth posting in this thread too

>>44823032
i miss vepser noir

>>44823141
this really do be what HQ feels like nowadays

Altare can't blush....

he's not a whore...

>>44823143

>>44823049
Yes!

NO ALTARE BLUSH FACE PERMS, NOOOOO~

>>44822803
AAAAAmen

>>44822748
>Axel's huggable back, tiny waist, and beautiful, flat ass
TToTT TToTT TToTT

i love Noir Vesper

>>44823241
He's just shameless.

AIIIIIEEEEEEEE LEADER COME BACK

LEADER IS SO CUTE TODAY AAAAAAAAAAA

>>44823192
no... they were doomed before debut... ;_;

AAAIEEEEE
BLUSHING

I miss Axel

Kyaa~! He's blushing!

this cringe and goofy zoomer AAAAAAAAAAAAA

LEADER CUTE

>>44823340
Cover's scouting is perfect ;-; to a fault..

This guy

>>44823192
It's Nowadays for me anyway

I miss mangina dezmond

¿ǝɔuɐɥɔ ǝɥʇ pɐɥ noʎ ɟi ʇolid sɹɐʇsoloH ǝʇnɔ ǝɥʇ ssiʞ noʎ plnoM

>>44823401
based?

i feel the urge to punch the screen AAAAAAAA HE'S TOO CUTE

The tsunblush, yamero

TSUNTARE TSUNTARE TSUNTARE

I get the sentiment that you all wish your HQ weekly collabs back but you all need to stop desu. It kinda promotes tribalism within the fanbase and the boys. There is no HQ and VG, only Tempus

>https://twitter.com/Minchi_anda/status/1634433208531173376
why did Vesper like this? the green girl is hot

>>44823401
kek, nice one.

>>44823437
¡sǝY

>>44823552
that's one of his favorite fanartists.

>>44823539
its mainly falseflaggers and schizo sisters thatre promoting the tribalism in /MANS/ and theyre not worth listening to. basically dont focus on the 5% loud majority thats causing issues. most Tempura are unity chads.

>>44823539
>It kinda promotes tribalism within the fanbase
0 IQ take

>>44823539
Thank you for your valuable input anon

>>44823539
It's just vesties and altnowafags. Pay them no mind

>>44823552
older Axel...

based

>>44823619
>loud majority
*loud minority
fuck i keep jobbing today

cute bait, samefag

>>44823049
HECK YEAH

>>44823666
instead of 3D women its 2D women..sasuga

>>44823539
This came out of the ball park, I just miss HQ streams

I think we should have weekly tempus collabs and I also think Vesper needs to get his shit together and become a fucking man

>>44823670
based rapist oil baroness

>slow twerking

>>44823754
never thought it like that kek

cmon /MANS/ lets take our meds together

>>44823138
>what you consider to be bara
clearly i wont be changing your mind nor do i really want to both discussing but the men have to be *big* and wide it has to be fantasy only levels of beef. usually with a nice square jawline too. i dont think theres any /stars/ art out there like that kek, this gets somewhat close

>>44823539
Called this shit as soon as Altare and Shinri emphasized the HQ and VG thing. Literally Myth and Council all over again. For the retarded twink he is Omega was on to something with the "no gens, just additional members to an existing one" crap

Fuck homework, a complete waste of my time

"Maybe I'll do a Valorant stream Sunday, maybe--Fuck it, I'll do it."
Lol, sasuga streaming monster

>>44823655
>vesties
>here when nowa isnt streaming
good one

>posting random comments from menshi stream
But why. I'm blaming newfag tourists for this

>>44823927
hi newfag

>>44823918

cute cute cute!!!!

>>44823927
always been like this.

>>44823868
Oh okay, no I was legit asking. Didn't know there's more to it than just muscles.

He's calling (Me) out...through song...

>>44823945
>>44823983
Anon I'm a basement dweller that lives in these threads. Posting actual screenshots of comments from livechat is a rarity.

>>44823918
I did say and altnowafags didn't I? I don't know which fanbase those delusional retards belong to

>>44824043
Oh you mean that, fair. I didn't really notice it

Hello my fellow Tempuras, expecially vesties (my beloveds)

Any news? It's cultare time, i guess.

Altare gently scolding people through song
LEADER CUTE~

THIS LITTLE SHIT

what a troll lmao

Which 5 members?

HUH

WHAT?

He was about to leak the Tempus daki

rapist x rapist love

I love this little brat so much

HANATARE LOVE

>>44824145
Magni, Axel, Bettel, Flayon, Vesper

>>44823992
ah i see then
yeah its very distinct when you see it. i could post an off topic example but bara in my eyes is predominantly aimed for gay men while most fanart with the boys is conventional and can appeal to either or.
im just a freak though that wants nowa with a scuff and hairy big bear body

What now

i miss magni...

I love small tops and think Hakka and Flayon should fuck Shinri and Vesper

>>44824414
someone posted art of flayon topping vesper once but i don't have it saved...

>>44824145
Brad = Axel. Funny both as a solo act and in a group and surprisingly smart
Drew = Altare. Jobber. Looks like he doesn't mesh well with others but actually does
Colin = Bettel. Improv genius 1. Also actually wholesome
Ryan = Magni. Improv genius 2. Combine with Improv genius 2 and you get stuff of legends. Gets unhinged at times.
Wayne = Vesper. Commits to the bit. Basically known more for his solo act. Black

I love this show man and I hope Magni or Bettel incorporates some of its games to a stream. They surprisingly translate well I think considering Whose Line was supposedly a radio show back then

>>44824496
this one?

>>44824414

>>44824592
kek unironically based and correct

>>44824615
like jesus! :0

>>44824414
based taste, this sort of thing is rare and i wish there was more of it

>>44824639
Heh. Don't think I don't know your Wednesday reference anon

>>44824603
Woahh....

>>44824414
based

>>44824603
This is wrong on so many levels and you should kill yourself

>>44824904
coward

>hakka is fucking shinri doggy style, holding him by the hips
>flayon is fucking vesper doggy style, pulling him by the arms
>shinri and vesper are facing each other and kissing

>>44824904
puritan seethe

am i a lesbian if im not attracted to real life men but i enjoy the qualities of Vesper's personality. I would never want to fuck or be fucked by him but im obsessed with him. please help a sister out im so confused..

damn it i JWU was leader cute today? what was he trolling about

>>44825142
be like flayon and don't label your sexuality, just be attracted to whoever you wanna be attracted to

>>44825142
can i ask how do you feel towards vesmama/genderbend art of him?

>>44825142
good morning clockwoman

>>44825234
very cute. tsuntare mega cute.
just watch the end to know the context.

>>44825142
lesbians have got to be some of the most insecure people about their sexuality ive ever met i dont ever see gay men questioning if theyre not gay because they love some female vtuber

>>44825234
he was so so cute today, absolutely watch vod if you can, the last 20 minutes or so was extra cute and dumb

>>44825234
He was extra adorable today. That menshi is a must-watch for sure, since we got blushing Tsuntare. The trolling was just an abrupt ending gag.

Tempus love

you hate regis altare

you fuck regis altare

Divegrass when

>>44825285
I love vesmama and I want her to be my dommy mommy. but I also like looking at porn of Vesper too, though i dont fantasize about him doing sexual things to me.

>>44825793
next week? it sounded like it wasn't happening this weekend but not sure

i love regis altare :)

>>44825296
oh fuck im literally her fr fr
probably why i cant stand her because i hate myself

we are indifferent towards regis altare

we love, love, love regis altare

>>44825861
Stop constraining yourself within the bounadries of these stupid ass labels like "gay" or "lesbian" or whatever. Just be horny about whoever you wanna be horny about, you stupid woman.

>>44825968
most unbiased take

>>44826074
leader love forever and ever

vesmachi cringe day is upon us! sims saturday' overlap hate, but we shall survive

why is altare the only one who gets ritualposting about how much we love him :(

fuck altare sex altare mpreg altare peg altare noncon finger altare overstimulate altare marry altare knot altare

>>44826754
yum

>>44826748
Everyone knows /mans/ is Regis Altare General

>>44826748
if you want it for other boys then be the change you want to see in the world

>>44826748
altare is the only one I want to fuck me

Shinri man...

>>44826754
Based

>>44822955
It comes from the same people that call Itto from Genshin as ripped but lose their marbles whenever they see Sol Badguy from Guilty Gear or the bear himself, Zangief from Street Fighters.
That's one after seeing nothing but athletic men or nothing but femboys.

Could you defeat Altare in hand to hand combat?

>>44826754
This is what my brain has been going on about since that one anon said something along the lines of Altare being the mother of his and rpr's child because it gave me thoughts. And the menshi didn't help either, I'm now looking for the sicktare fic that one anon posted because I want my fix

>>44827239
>altare
>taking care of a child
rumao

>>44827283
Oh he'd take care of it all right. Permanently.

>>44827229
go to bed, flayon

Since it's dead hours, I was wondering how many of you have IRL friends you talk to about Tempus?
I'm a straight brotuber that watches Axel and Vesper, and my little sister is a brotuber/yume that mostly watches Vesper/Shinri/Bettel. I got her casually into vtubers through HoloEN but she's gone all in with Tempus which means I can nerd out about the boys with her all the time.

>>44827239
I bookmarked the sicktare fic, here
https://rentry.org/ahepw

altare marika....

>>44827503
ToT time to self insert as faceless mob again

>>44827524
That's a new one.

>>44827609
Lizard jesus?

>>44827283
It's not about him taking care of a child, it's the thought of someone impregnating Altare that makes me feel weird things...

>>44827844

>>44827503
Thank you anon<3
And to the anon who wrote it, I'm eternally grateful

Riptare in a can’t leave until you fuck room

>>44826748
Blatant lie. There are more rituals like the kiss for Flayon or the block of text for Axel.

>>44827994
altare is just going to take the chance to kill rpr and finally himself

>>44827994
Gonna be awkward since they both refuse to bottom

I didn't get enough of a fix today, which guitar menshi is /mans/' favorite?

>>44828057
lies. i am the last straight brotuber enjoyer and let me tell you, I am the minority

i haven't been able to get the idea of a drunk flay stream ever since he talked about during his menshi stream..... i really hope he does it even though he said he doesn't like alcohol

>>44828279
the first one was great

>>44827455
Nobody :( That's why I'm on this board. my irl friends like the niji boys instead because they're too ESL to watch EN streams live and there's more niji clippers in my native language

>>44828279
https://youtu.be/QzIQbD_jqOg
probably

>>44828279
I don't watch altare outside of HQ collabs, i mean, never

>>44828279
The one before this one is really good because he's actually got a good grasp on the basics

>>44827455
Real friends? What is that?

>>44828279
The one with misty mountains! I can't remember which one though sorry..

zeno again....home

>>44827844
i don’t care what he does with the child after. i just want someone to impregnate altare forcibly. i want to make him a mommy. vesper and axel commenting on his “mom voice” fucked my brain up.

>>44828279
sometimes I go back and watch his cello menshi

>>44828679
Ah, that's a good idea actually.

>>44828391
Chinese or SEA?

>>44828540
based, any favorite parts? love the bit when altare's lines go silent for a good 10 minutes, his knowing "hmms" really get to me ToT

>>44828098
rpr is never going to get a chance then

>>44828849
altare going silent to bug flayon was really cute to me but even though I like yantare I really like the conversations they had because they act really sweet to each other

i wonder what the average male tempura looks like especially the brotubers fans axel and vesper have

>>44828540
I'm there with you

>>44828975
if there are any photos after anime boston you might be able to see what male vesties look like

>>44828849
the waterboarding section has not left my mind since because it reminded me of when altare told axel what it would feel like to drown

>>44829078
yeah youre right
if i had to guess they're probably average at worse considering how many married vesties watch him
wonder who has the ugliest male fans

>>44828975
i'm a male brotuber and oji-san and my looks are very...mediocre?

I miss Magni

>>44829163
i assume its either vesper or flayon

>>44828598
That Valo collab with Bettel was peak Momtare experience for me, it makes me insane. He deserves to be creampied and impregnated

>>44828975
Nice try, but I'm not posting any selfies.

>>44829371
post pinky finger plz

>>44829298
is he streaming today?

>>44829425

>>44829560
damn what a shame!! im truly heartbroken that you wont satisfy my sick twisted desires to get catalogbait

>>44828525
here
menshi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzIQbD_jqOg&t=1h52m40s
public
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdfPL9fOqe0&t=1h45m02s

what do I have to do to get raped by altare?

>>44828975
i hope none of you look like that kfp ugly bastard

>>44829731
It's the initiation ritual for joining Tempus

Time to reread the magni fucking altare fic

>>44829729
Oh wtf I never knew about that bit in pokemon, nice

What is altare/bettel even going to be called?

googmrn
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1634610383901298688

>>44830163
sadclown
alttel
betare

>>44829859
The what

>>44830163
I don't know what to call their duo name but a threesome with those two should be called an oyakodon because >>44829340 gave me a thought

>>44829425
Don't be rude with my pinky

>>44830438
Kek. Cute, would pinky promise with

TEMPUS LOVE~

>>44829731
become red shota pilot, force collab with him, keep talking about shit he clearly doesn't care about, call him 20 times after stream. he will "jokingly" ask for your address and like the idiot you are, you will give it to him as a ha ha funny bit. surprise! leada rape activate

>>44830438
why are all vesties such slutty whores cover up christ

>>44830574
im going to kill all of these rabbits, season and marinate them overnight, grill and then feed them to the tempura without telling them whose meat it belongs to

>>44830752
confirmed worst tasting meat
>bettel
>magni
confirmed best
>flayon
>shinri
>hakka

>>44830731
Chat mirrors the streamer, etc., etc.

>>44830752
I'd be happy to taste leader in any form

>>44830911
altare..vesper...axel..forgotten

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1634449075289350148

Is that...VESPER collabing with ALTARE??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM GOING SCHIZO!! HOLD ME DOWN /MANS/!!!!

>>44830911
Unbased and Vanguardpilled

>>44831068
i dont know how they would taste because i dont know their diet habits

>>44830708
flayon if you are still /here/ please don't take this advice

>>44831115
it sounds very fake, really.

>>44831115
When was the last time we saw those 2 next by each other? kek

>>44830438
c-can a vestoji and a machiroon really fall in love at first pinky sight...?

>>44831115
Lol, this one is less terrible than the Vanguard one, at least

>>44831115
>all of their models looking down, reading off the script
kek

>>44831272
every time axel streams...

Why was magni telling people to not be such a wuss yesterday when he's crying about not being able to see his friends in person and plays video games for a living while people are doing actual work. Does he think he has it hard?

>>44831349
Tempting but my heart already belongs to a grooming femvestie.

is there a term where you just like seeing your oshi be sexy and lewd/enjoy fanarts but don’t have any yume thoughts with him at all…

>>44830752
>>44830911
Stay away from my cute, well-behaved little Shinsagi!!

>>44831468
yes horny

>>44831481
just for you, i'll marinate and tenderize his meat extra hard and long

>>44831468
Oh yes, pervert

>>44831468
lust

I can't believe I share this thread with a bunch of whores

>>44831468

>>44831545
____chu~____

>>44831362
>the vanguard one
you mean the clownfish one? because i can't hear hakka or flayon at all.

>>44830278
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41941335?view_adult=true :3

>>44831545
Not just regular whores.... they're /soc/ posting whores...

>>44831463
understandable, your love story is adorable, good luck!

>>44831463
kek i knew this was you ojisan youre too moe

>>44828975
im pretty hot ngl

>>44831115
Good to see drama sisters coming as hard as altnowa sisters kek

>>44832340
the small little Altare mentions he's been making lately are keeping my hopes alive still

>>44832423
timestamp?

>bettel retweeting the tweet that was posted 3 minutes ago
this guy...

>>44832423
I will only believe that they are in good terms again when they collab with each only

>>44832686
during his menshi the other day he compared Altare to Egon in ghostbusters and talked about his pkmn card collecting etc. He also said someones cat had based tastes for being an altventurer.

>>44832786
I too hope they had the nastiest, loudest, hard but loving sex on stream to prove they are still ok anon, I'll pray for us

grooming grooming grooming grooming vesmachi love and grooming leer over your whorish little kouhai, you sick ojisan ToT

>>44833002
praying for the altnowa off collab sex stream

>>44833126
vesmachi sister.. please contain yourself and save the wetness for later

>>44833126
You go to haell! You go to haell and you daie!

>>44833126

you don't casually pound your bro asshole to make up you know

>>44833509
What, are you gay?

>>44833126
Why does Vesmachi piss me off when I don’t feel that way about any other ship. Every post about it is just the absolute fucking worst.

>>44832751
I hope he doesn't burnout

>>44833002
Altare creampie ToT

>>44833593
because youre a schizo

>>44833593
probably because it's a shitpost ship kek

>>44833509
how else is vesper going to make up with a rapist than offering his ass?

>>44833509
you probably didnt have any real bros in your life then

I wonder when the new boys are finally getting their paychecks

>>44833955
Probably next month if HQ is anything to go by

>>44833685
i hope so. i really appreciate how he take cares his community (like checking all the comments and tags) but it can be leads to burnout

impregnating altare through rounds of hardcore babymaking creampie sex ToT rubbing his swelling tummy to soothe him… him hating children makes it hotter because you can mindbreak him into being a loving mommy once the pregnancy hormones start kicking in!

https://twitter.com/FluorArt/status/1634582452021673985
>Bettel retweeted this
What did he mean by that?

>>44834066
>Bettel likes BBC
Vesper has a chance

>>44834063
Men can't be impregnated

>>44834146
Not with that attitude

>>44834146
but magni....

>>44834066
why are all of VG except hakka begging to be fucked recently

Does Magni have BPD?

>>44834270
Altare was off for a week. This is what happens to Tempus without him.

>>44834334
magni has big pussy disorder

>>44834063
ToT going from using a condom to bareback despite his protests! Creampying Leader against his will! ToT

https://puzzle.aggie.io/78d_GP
Dead hours puzzle anyone?

>>44834334
Yeah, butt pregnancy disorder

>>44834066
He's just another whore that loves to be doted on

>>44834397
why can't they just fuck each other?

>>44831468
It sounds like just being a fan you weirdo, why do you need some specific label

>>44834481
have fun puzzleanons, can't join but will lurk

>>44833593
its completely ooc and only shipped by threadreaders with a fetish
>"kyaaa vesper you dirty old mam dont groom flayon!"
nigga flayon is more likely to rape vesper

>>44824904
Flayon lifts twice his body weight and will fuck you whether you like it or not!

>>44833593
it's a complete nonsense projection ship and the shippers are aware of it. there are some crumbs so it's not completely out of nowhere, but it probably pisses you off if you're a logical shipper, which makes sense. hope that today will turn it around a bit
t.vesmachischizo

>>44834796
I don't care for vesmachi but its impossible for it to be ooc because we haven't seen them on stream together yet vesper is rapebait though

>>44834703
I don't make the rules

>>44823049
CHU CHU CHUUUU~

>>44834796
Yes please

>>44834796
where is the problem

>>44834796
oh the irony. shipping in general is just people projecting their fetishes

>>44834146
what do you mean theres all the proof right here
also something funny i never drew altare until now, which is mpreg. great first drawing

>>44836041
gross

>>44836041
UOOOOOOOOH I WANT HIM TO BE MY MALEWIFE TOT
Really cute drawing anon, I like your Altare

I just had the weirdest dream about Vanguard and a future gen of StarsEN all meeting up and having a blast together (but no HQ)

where the fuck is nowa AAAAAAAAA this is fucking 3am AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>44836041
jesus

>>44836318
interview in two hours you are going to have to hold out

>>44836312
what was the new gen like?

>>44836041
TOT huoohhhHHH !!!!

>>44836041
Disgusting. Brotubers, prepare the muskets

I miss my cult leader...

Why is he like this?
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1634362194703060993?s=46&t=_a9dmu52W87RFpJtICf9bQ

>>44836887
He’s with maternity leave, sorry

>>44837074
nigga he streamed this morning

>>44836041
OH FUCK HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT THANK YOU THANK YOU ARIGATOU ARIGATOU UUUUUUOOOHHHHH ToT I LOVE YOUUUUUU CHUCHUCHU

>>44836830
I'm loading the big guns. Shotgun gatling with glass slug shells.

>>44837152
;) we had a very fruitful afternoon iykwim

>>44836041
I refuse to believe my gay brethren actually likes this shit

>>44837316
I’ve never seen a good post with this image

>>44836830
not even a brotuberfag but good luck

sims 4 frame up. grey aliens now is your chance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4rV0do3aU0

>>44837404
Thanks, Betsy

>>44837316
pretty sure its fujos

>>44836041
not usually my thing but honestly cute. altare should be a mommy!!!

>>44836041
sometimes I hate /mans/

>>44836041
Go back to ryonaposting the clown. Or Altare if you want

>>44837987
I want altare to ryona me

>>44837987
like this?

>>44838042
Get in line
>>44838165
Yeah that's better

Nah, I'm too busy thinking about Shinri's tits

>>44838192
I've been in line for months

>>44838165
No…you’ll hurt the baby ;_;

And also Altare's tongue
https://twitter.com/zishiyuu/status/1610474029470879749

>>44838165
this made my entire week, thanks so much for posting... fuck your art is so hot... thank you...

>>44837987
ryonaposting for the clown has died down a lot

>>44838435
true, he's been too competent lately

>>44838435
his fanbase kinda killed my interest in him ngl but I might get back to it eventually

>>44838379
thank you… i love altare domination loss in all aspects ToT

What is Hakka watching later today?

>>44838633
TMNT

>>44838547
what does that have to do with there not being enough ryonaposting for him?

Oh God. I just noticed DST in the teamup

>>44838704
I used to ryonapost

>>44838742
FINALLY. DST HATE.
t. SEA koi

I miss hunt as a streaming game even uf its not altnowa

>>44838947
uyu streams it sometimes, no?

>>44838992
yeah but I mean with altare

Full what?

>>44839193
of cum

>>44839193
of my cock

>>44839193
tempus collab
kek

>>44839193
Drawing with color and shit

>>44839193
Flayon never explains half the shit he randomly spouts or does and it's getting kind of annoying

>>44839484
Skill issue
He explained in his meshi

>>44839675
Which menshi? I haven't caught on those yet

>>44839794
Yesterday's

>>44839142
I wonder if either of them would ever stream it on their own or with another person, given that they still talk about it but always made emphasis on it being THEIR game...

>>44839675
picrel looks like the cookie monster with a blunt
the toilet monster, if you will

>>44840077
no clue but I wouldn't mind it I just want altare to stream it again