/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

gartic phone anyone? https://garticphone.com/en/?c=01010cc23c

>three eggs

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

VESPER GOT THE JIM STERLING ENDING

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>>44785669
As he should. Shen is so cool, holy shit

>>44786719
That's not accurate, Jill isn't a dimeless wrassler with a dying media channel

>>44786655
Amen.

VESPER LOVE
RAGUS LOVE
AXEL LOVE
MAG LOVE
FLAY LOVE
BEETLE LOVE
HAKKA LOVE
SHINRI LOVE
TODD LOVE

This literal 60 kg skeleton can't break up the chopsticks...

>Bettel got frosting on his eggs

bettel doesn't know how to use chopsticks. what a pale guy

His mama is PISSED /affectionate

>>44786655
Amen

DON'T TRUST THE HOLLOW TREE

>>44786934
Made for Amazon press

stoners of mans, who's your in your dream tempus blunt rotation?

"Hey chat, wanna see my insides??"
Shinri, I swear

>>44787122
Vesper Magni and Bettel. Vesper because I feel like, assuming he didnt get paranoid, he would be more relaxed like when he drinks. Magni because you just know he already smokes and is probably chill af. Bettel would just round out the group and make it hilarious. Hakka and Shinri can come too

/mans/ can you use chopsticks?

>>44787122
Axel, Nowa (he strikes me as a silent high type), Bettel, Magni (I can molest him when he's high), and Shinri

I will never have a Dana in my life and I HATE IT

>>44787122
My oshi is Bettel, but I want to smoke with Flay and Hakka like you wouldn't fucking believe. Just energetic enough to keep the circle alive, but they'd probably be more chill than usual.

>>44787309
No

>>44787309
ofc i'm proud of myself(asian)

>>44787309
Yes my weeb cousin taught me when I was like 11

>>44787309
I'm a weeb. Of course I can.

>>44787309
Not very well, but yes.

>>44787122
i dont smoke often because im a loser that doesn't know how to find a dealer but
flayon, vesper, and magni. mostly because i can only do indica, sativa makes my schizo thoughts worse

>>44787309
I'm half Asian, so it'd be pretty embarrassing if I couldn't.

Axel doko...

>>44787122
Shinri, Axel, Magni, Bettel
I want to hear Shinri, Axel, and Magni shoot the shit with each other and for Bettel to calm the fuck down
Vesper I’d be afraid of being a paranoid type and Flayon I’m 90% sure would become more autistic (based off experience with getting high with people like him). Not sure about leader and hakka

>>44787309
Not in the correct way but if it works then it works

>>44787309
I can use them enough for a single meal before my hand starts cramping really badly. If I'm eating for more than like 20 minutes I run out of stamina.

Vesper's playing the prologue now. these niggas love streaming

>>44787309
One day I was just able to do it

His mama so proud!

>>44787309
Of course I do; I'd be disowned and spit upon if I didn't.

>>44787309
I practiced with pencils

>>44787309
Easily. I have several nice sets and a bin of the disposables because it's my preferred way of eating noodles.

>>44787510
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1634361772965785601?s=46&t=ELUCstEOk1NGjSYruI-3rg

>>44787309
yes but I get what he means by it feels like you don't have enough force in it to pick up things.

What did Nina say in the vespers chat? I missed the stream :(

RIP the Flayon membah VOD lol

flayon's doing an impromptu danganronpa character tier list

>100k celebration cake decorating stream
>Had to wait for the gas people to come before he could bake his cake
>They told him he had a gas leak for god knows how long
>He legit could have BLOWN HIMSELF UP AND DIED if he didn't find out
>Bettel 2 and Bob died off-screen
>Bakes a chocolate cake, realizes a different flavor would have been better
>Needs to make "purple" icing for a Phantom cake
>Mixes red and blue icing together, it turns cement gray
>Covers the cake, starts to cover the "ears"
>One of them crumbles to dust, luckily he made spares
>Audio starts to echo for no reason
>Puts on yellow (white) frosting for his eye
>It starts blending with the gray icing
>Fucks up the eye even more with the knife
>Turns up the camera saturation to make the colors right
>Pulls out a HBD musical machine
>It's off tune
>Starts putting in candles, realizes they're backwards, runs out so he can only manage a 10
>Surprise visit by Jerry
>Blows up a balloon, instantly flies away before he can tie it
>Cuts into the cake
>The saturation makes the inside look red like blood
>The cake is actually good
>Pulls a party popper, gets gassed by the smell
>Figures out he could have used the 0 candle for Phantom's eye
>Gets bullied (affectionate) by superchats for the rest of the stream
>Pulls a knife on his chat like a PSYCHO
>Mouse is ruined by cake mess
>[Squeaky Gloves]
>Can't hold eggs because of his BABY HANDS
>Takes 10 minutes to figure out how to use chopsticks

Happy 100k Pagliacci of Holostars English

>>44787735

>>44787735
use holodex

>>44787735
too much

>>44787735
Check Hololyzer.

>>44787735
Just said hi, talked about the game, and asked what he/chat were drinking mostly

I was looking at vesper's chat and I realize discmites complaining about bettel stealing chat's attention from magni are fucking bullshit

>>44787735
check hololyzer

>>44787783
Oh hey Pagliacci anon
Good day to you

>>44787862
huh?

>>44787814
Why do all the hags love alchol?

>>44787295
>>44787330
>>44787508
smoking a fattie with mama and hearing him wheeze with laughter the entire fucking time ToT i feel like shinri would make me an entire charcuterie board for the munchies

>>44787783
I hate Alan Moore for this. Illiterate looney.

I hope someone is archiving Flay's member stream just in case

>>44787735
The two hags of EN Vtubing are together again.
I want them to stream Civilization 2 multiplayer.

>>44787939
only reliable friend in life

>>44787939
it's the real copium

>>44788206
>>44786655

hey /mans/ im taking mspaint drawing requests

Cats would never be like this

>>44788333
Why tho? It's relevant, related to Nowa stream.

>>44788367
Bettel doing a flip TF2 style.

i only played 1 2 and v3 i don't know any of these characters

>>44788367
loss meme(VG edition)

>>44788367
Nowa menacingly looking from behind a DM screen.

>>44788442
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.

>>44787862
What

>>44788367
shinri breastfeeding the rest of VG

>>44788635
>our
Insert that Fresh Prince "we" video here

>>44787999
me

>>44788367
Hakka feeding hakkitos like a proper mother birb

https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1634396224936706048

Is this perhaps what the boys were saying they were recording for?

>>44788367
i want a really tiny flay t posing somebody into a corner and the other person cowaring. the victim can be whoever

>>44788635
Yeah. And? I was not asking, I was imagining things. I can be fanatical about the Commandments, but you're a Pharisee.

>>44788788
Thanks. I hope the file size won't be too big tho....

>>44788367
20 tiny altares all fighting

>>44788817
Oh no... tempus 3d debut in the holofes might be true after all...

>>44788817
The volume balancing...

>>44787309
No

>>44788817
Nice porn level acting

>>44788918
Regulus debut during the holofes.

>>44788456
Seconding

hey how can i record membership stream? is there another command?

>>44788817
Who mixed this audio? But didn't the Holostars JP official stream discussion of the expo mention Tempus would have a presence?

>>44788367
Full Tempus schadenfreude
https://youtu.be/p5CjmHLUQQI

>>44788817
Jesus, that acting is rough

>>44789236
sure, go for it, sharing it is ng tho

>>44788817
This is just cringe. The production, the script, the acting. It’s worse than a school play

>>44789394
Reading comprehension.....

>>44789248
>>44789327
That might be recorded waaay back. I've never heard the VGs talk about recording anything besides their covers for the months they've been here.
Anyway, it's whack too. VGs have like the most separate fanbase from HoloJP and you put them on the official Twitter kek

>>44789236
In yt-dlp, --cookies-from-browser chrome (replace with your browser, have to be logged in & membered)

>>44788367
Dorothy causing Vesper mental distress

>>44789491
oh okay i will try it right now wish me good luck

>>44788367
Flayon with like, a super huge mouth to show he is SCREAMING.

>>44789460
It would be fine if it was actually good, but it's such a bad introduction to them for the Japanese fans :(

>>44788817
not sure if i'm missing something, but where in tempus in all of this besides being in the poster for the super expo? did they just make VG record a promo lol?

>>44789458
listen, I'm not wearing my glasses so I read "how" as "now" and "command" as "commandments", so I thought they were asking if they were allowed to record

>>44788817
why is flayon so fucking large by scale and hakka is tiny this video needs to be deleted

>>44789679
Don't worry anon.
Anons who are a little dumb are cute

>>44789639 (me)
ugh it says 'flag provided but not defined' to cookies command thing
do i have to get cookies?

>>44788456
i have no idea what you want me to draw here sorry mang

>>44788367
This, but make it axmag.

>>44789926
no docking in this household

>>44790004
anon, have you not seen a chinese finger trap?

>>44789651
Dark Souls of vtubing.
They'll have their time during expos in the west anyway. That one matters more.

>>44790004
https://files.catbox.moe/zdng13.mp3

>>44790079
ooohhhhh
>>44790151
KEK

>>44789926
Why are their balls so small.

>>44790201
idk maybe its cold out

>>44790129
aren't the next expos in the summer like anime expo?

>>44790201
Hydrodynamic

>>44790129
Yeah, they'll have more opportunities. It's just a shame Cover keeps promoting them using the worst videos

>>44789679
That...makes even less sense, kek

>>44790201
isn't that normal though? surely it isn't just me, right?

>>44789920
Nice.
BTW this is what the anon was referencing.
https://youtu.be/r4b4iR2kfKg

>>44790502
>hey now can i record membership stream? is there another commandment?
it made sense in my head, I just assume at least half of the posts are ESL so I autocorrect them in my head

>>44790544
anon...

Yeah, Shinri's not Korean

>>44790544
bro...

>>44790452
Axel already talked about how the JP branch was steering Tempus in a really weird direction before someone told them to let the HolostarsEN do what they want.
So when speaking to the Japanese audience I guess they go for this kind of content which doesn't suit a bunch of western-based talents, not to mention Flayon is the only one who can act without sounding cringe

>>44790726
I think he is more SEA asian than east asian

>>44790828
>Flayon is the only one who can act without sounding cringe
Which is a real shame since we couldn't fucking hear him in that video

>>44790828
Stream and timestamp?

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1634407272880168960

flayon kins makoto naegi

>>44791017
Nigga that VOD was gone right after he ended the stream and I'm not gonna look it in the archive for you.
If you're a newcomer then you do your reps

>>44790930
Yeah, that shit was so bad. Did they record everything from discord or what? No way Bettel of all people noticed how loud he was compared to everyone else and a professional couldn't do anything better.

Altare mention on Wawa
Idk if you guys care for these things but she said some twink named Rosado in FE Engage sounds like him
Aight bye now

>>44791323

>>44791323
Cool. I don't watch her but a timestamp when she's done would be nice

>>44791323
go back

>>44791323
I care anon mmmwaah

>>44790894
Starting to seem like that. I was kind of assuming he was Chinese, but he was saying he doesn't know any Chinese, so it seems like that's not it

>>44791323
>Altare mention on Wawa
The gas station known for their hot breakfast sandwiches and free coffee?

>>44789847
Did you use
--cookies-from-browser chrome
or just
--cookies-from-browser
You need to tell it which browser you use (and the browser needs to be supported) for it to pull up your cookies. Check their GitHub page for more info

>flay's burner acc pfp is a cat
my cute boy

>>44791560
altare is finally moving up in the world. thank god he got that brand sponsorship

>>44791586
i did it ^^)b thanks a lot

>>44791323
Whatever. Sheetz is better.

>>44791676
>JPs get FamilyMart goods
>Tempus gets WaWa goods
Pottery

>>44790894
Either Thai or Viet? He doesn't seem like part of the brown trinity from his stories.

>Chad Thundercock
KEK

chad thundercock

>>44792265
Flay has a MASSIVE shota cock and nothing will convince me otherwise

>>44791323
>Rosado
The only good FE:E males are Alcryst (Malewife), Mauvier, Vander and Kagetsu (Divine armpits)

>>44791323
wtf is wawa

>>44792464
They are referring to Kiara. But Wawa is a food place

>>44791178
Shiny looking Phantom

>>44791727
Is that YTarchive? The commands I gave wouldn't help, then, but I'm glad you figured it out. (Are you downloading audio only?)

>>44791323
I wonder how many retarded catalogue threads that one will create.

>>44788543
h

>>44792716
SHINRIS HUGE BULGE AIIEEEEE

>>44792716
kek. thnx

>>44792625
No I'm downloading the video too!

>>44792716
KEK, I LOVE IT
>Hermanito went to visit Bettel
>suffered an accident
>went to hospital
>will have to sell his little brothers to the cartel in order to pay the medical bills

>>44792924
clap clap

>>44791323
The twink in question for those wondering

>>44792396
Wrong
I need official art of these people already

>>44787309
Yes

im too drunk to finish the rest tonight expect mspaint doodles sprinkled throughout the week have a good night mans i love shinri and vesper

>>44792924
next meme

>>44793094
BASED SHINRI LOVER sleep well anon

>>44793094
Have a good night MSPaint anon!

>>44793094
good night anon, I didn't have any request this time because I got you banned last time

>>44793094
Gnite

is it just me or has the fujo-yume ratio in the thread noticeably shifted as of late? I haven't seen as much gay porn recently...

>>44793220

>>44793220
More like it's balanced like early-/mans/ again but with less "brotuber"faggotry.
t. straight anon

>>44793083
Are you an Axelotl?

Over a year ago I was one of the doomposters saying holostarsEN will forever change the fanbase and the talents for the worse and it’ll be the start of the end for hololive. Funny reminiscing I was such a schizo back then because I love the boys so much now, yes, even Vesper

>>44793220

>>44793083
holy seeeeeeexxxx

>>44793220
What? I've seen some very explicit fujo art posted here in the last couple of days

>>44793413
It only changed /here/

>>44793403
Not especially though he's cool

Shinri getting the word mirepoix mixed up with menage a trois...

>>44793413
I love seeing people at the end of the tempiss pipeline. glad u love the boys as much as us anon

>>44793220
take some almond then

>>44793413
glad to see you came around anon.

>>44791323
She was one of the earliest shillers for the boys pre-debut. No one is gonna target her for this

>>44793450
yeah fujo posting is still around, just the spamming has died down

>>44793413
Which meds are you now taking and can the catalogniggers have some?

>>44793532
unseiso mama..

FAT FLAYTITTIES

I really loved danganronpa and Flay really know well about it. He's so based.

>>44793679
UIEEEEE I WANT TO LICK HIM SO BADLY

>Haha Hajime Hinata has titties
>WAIT MY CHEST IS BIGGER
Holy lel

Flay is talking about Hinata Hajime's Titties and comparing them to his own

>Get closer and you can see how big I really am

that's how you know flay's a real danganronpa fan. every DR fan knows about Hajime Hinata's fat tits

Wait help why did Flayon sound really similar to Komaeda for a second

JWU, is flay's member karaoke cancelled?

>>44794157
Professional Ogata impersonator

Oh, I didn't know Shinri used to be a cake decorator. Now I'm sad we won't get handcam streams for a while

>>44794201
Voice hort so he's doing a Danganronpa tierlist

Did Magni say anything about the extra menshi or when he’s going to do it today? He’s probably asleep rn due to his long fortnite stream but I also missed it cause I slept through it

>>44794229
Because of his living situation?
Time to visit other member.

>>44794201
Yeah, he's still recovering a bit longer and also had his songlist slashed even more, so he's just been doing a DR character tier list zatsu.

>>44794229
3 months…. (Maybe) he said

>>44794201
yes but FLAY CHEST

>>44794329
Yeah, he said probably no cooking/handcam streams until he moves

>>44793740
>>44793743
>>44793829
>flay has a bigger chest than me
...

I MISS MAMAAAA I MISS HIM SO MUCH

>>44794583
Same but, I mean, he does super work out

Hermanito is so cute!

>>44794715
UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

i keep thinking about how shinri used this whore thumbnail. he wants to be impregnated so badly

anyone knows the song name flay's singing?

>>44794683
flayon probably has a sexy hourglass figure while im a stick for life orz

>>44794954
katayoku no tori

>>44794957
Awwww, its fine! Just makes it easy to imagine Flayon (lightly) crushing you!

>>44794954
Katayoku no Tori by Shikata Akiko.

Hakka dropping so much Hakkito lore

>>44794954
Katayoku no Tori
Umineko anime OP

"Can we kiss Axelotls?"
"Sure, if you're into that"

>>44795126
>>44795150
thanks

this is too slow... is it my pc problem? i'm scared if flay ends his stream in any seconds

Magni has been pissing me off recently.

>>44795673
what does it taste like?

>>44795461
It will depend on your download speed
If that is ytarchive you're using then it will sometimes continue downloading a bit longer after the stream is privated, but not much

>>44795754
Probably coffee, according to that other anon, though he had decaf yesterday that he said tasted disgusting, so...

>>44795673

i got incredibly hard when flayon talked about doing a stream while drunk

>>44795673
He's just on his 3rd menhera arc right now, anon, just wait till it passes

>>44795865
;-; i hate my internet

>>44795461
I'm all caught up if something happens

Goodnight /mans/ I’ll be back on this thread at the crack of dawn like a heroin addict

>>44796122
ahhhh thank you! what program is this?

flay loves his jp senpais!

>>44796044
Dangerous Shota....

>>44795673
How so? He pisses me off also

>>44796240
I'm using yt-dlp, though I'm interested in checking out YTarchive too when I get a chance

Ayo?
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1634428243888738304

>>44796705
aieeeee he's leaking important information aieeeeeee

Flay's VOD is still up as of posting (hopefully stays that way)

>>44796705
Did Magni ever mention the song he was covering?

>>44796705
could it be a full hq song collab? excited regardless.

>>44796442
Nta but
>narcissistic despite not amounting to anything very noteworthy
>flip flopping between best friends
>extremely needy and woman like
>implied that tempus relationships mean nothing because he can’t see them often irl
>very self conscious about his aging

>>44796442
What's your reasoning, anon?

>>44796856
It better stay that way, I need to see what he said about Juzo in the tier list.

>>44796705
Kintama bros love! Hope we get a duet someday

I LOVE them.

Miss him already

i like magni dezmond

>>44791178
It's black.

>>44797261
I know that feel anon, I hope the cutie pie is going to get a good night's rest

>>44797333
Magni makes me

>>44797261
>>44797396
You two get some good rest too! Gotta be rested for Flay just as he rests for us!

I still remember when Magni said Memek on stream several times

>>44797396
Yeah he's such a hard-working boy it makes me worried sometimes. Hope he has a good rest
>>44797542
Thanks, will do! Machinite fellow machiroons~

>>44796944
My reason is extremely selfish so I don't really want to say. More often than not watching him makes me feel terrible and stressed out. I know it's a problem with me and not him and I'm just being mentally ill

>>44795673
>>44796442
>>44796944
>>44798647
You guys sound like a bunch of faggots. Guess it's dead hours so it's time for the only straight brotuber tempus fan to get the fuck out of thread for the night.

https://streamable.com/zgku0w

>>44799145
who?

>>44799145
stop shilling some random indie faggot

once again i am haunted by vesper noirs needy whiny voice https://files.catbox.moe/mugr4a.mp3
>captcha:dmgay

i love this cute fuck and i hope he rests up before bettel visits and has a wonderful week with a friend :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmgQ3N9CfOk

Here's the frame guys.

>>44800245
FLAYBABY

>>44800245
kek i hope he uses these thumbnails for all the interviews

>>44789248
Tempus are in the purikura booth. I think it's only HQ though.

>>44786625
missed the gartic phone kms
gartic anon love (and puzzle anon too)

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1634449075289350148
MORE SHITTY COVER-WRITTEN SCRIPTS LET'S GO

>>44801241
Almost went into food talk. As expected

>>44801241
Cover mandated full HQ collab.

>>44801378
KEK

>>44800842
it never started so you didnt miss anything :c too many streams going at the time i think

Are they allowed to be this close to eachother?

>>44801241
Still cheesy but better than VG's imo and I actually laughed when he came out with the pufferfish feeling grief calling back to the moray eel moment. Lingered on the joke too long but Vesper interrupting with Dez Dez Dez plz sounded actually normal

>>44788817
>>44801241
Porn-level script and voice acting? I wonder why? Perhaps...

>>44801857
Naruhodo...

>>44786755
YES

>>44799145
Reclip this, audio balance is fucked, I'm max volume and can't hear shit

>>44801423
Understandable, I'm down to play if you start another. I appreciate your efforts anon :)

>>44801241
HOLY SHIT VESPER NEXT TO ALTARE

>>44799324
There's more at https://rentry.org/tempussounds#vesper

>>44802166
>>44801767
They're so close to each other, they could be holding hands barely out of sight

>>44801767
>>44802304
this is what's actually happening

>>44802548
Thank you. I wanted to post that but was having trouble finding it in my image folders

>>44799145
>he sounds like Altaaaar
lol

not to be that guy but did Vesper just started reading membership messages on his latest stream? kinda salty coz he missed mine on his zatsu ;_;

Vesmachi frame up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmgQ3N9CfOk

how can flayon not be everyone's oshi when he kekekes? every tempus fan is deaf but me

>>44803284
>overlaps Sims Saturday
Why

>>44803922
he sounds kinda cringe when he talks and he does these weird low hanging fujobaits in convo which just adds extra awkwardness.
But he's has a kind heart and is pretty nice from what I've heard. Likes and respects his senpais enough to become their onahole. Works very hard like the rest of VG.

>>44804058
NOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK? VESMACHI COUPLES CORRECTION NOW

>>44796705
I'm so glad Magni's efforts are noticed! Especially by Axel who's singing is something Magni has looked up to a lot

I need more of this,,,
Feral Axel arts, doko? Bloody Axel arts, doko? Let my man act like the animal he is, please.

>>44803922
he is incredibly cute!!! I love him and all of his noises and it's a joy to listen to him ramble about things that make him happy

>>44791323
At least have the common decency to timestamp

>>44804508
Axel's been hyping Magni's progress up since the start. It's always nice to see!

>>44804841
Love a good friendship, dudes hyping up bros. I love Tempus

>>44787755
what happened to the VOD?

>>44804508
Isn't it!!!!! I love Magni a lot, and his singing has improved so much in just these few months- his confidence with it too. Or, well, that could be the alcohol talking during his karaokes lol.
But it's very sweet to see Magni showing off a working cover to Axel and getting praised 'n hyped up!!!! I love them man, I love Kintama Bros so much.

>>44804841
Magni Dezmond
Axel Syrios
Mori Calliope
Regis Altare
I love Tempus HQ!

>>44804953
Magni has been working so hard and it really does show in his singing! And it is really nice that he also shows off his process to the boys. Kintama bros are both extremely hard working and them hyping each other is so heartwarming to see! I really want Axel and Magni to cover something together one day, onegai.

it baffles me that so many people actually think magni's eyes look bad... he has my favorite eyes out of all of tempus, model and fucked up angles included. what is it specifically that is so hated about them?

>>44805439
They're about a 40 feet apart

>>44805305
I love them. I love them so much, and it means the world to me that they help pick eachother up like that. I'm happy for the both of them!! I hope eveyone else goes to rizz Magni up when his cover actually drops too!! Kintama Bros DO work so hard, and they're amazing for it, I hope the best for them in their projects!
Brother, you do not understand how much I wish the same. I need it. I fucking need a Kintama Bros cover. Or like, even just a crumb. Even them just appearing in the other's MV would be enough. Can't stop thinking about Magni maybe having a cameo in Axel's KICKBACK cover.
Source: My fucking ass

>>44805439
I dunno anon, have you ever taken a gander at his entire face?

>>44805439
It takes time for people to accept that the scuff of the model is part of its charm

Baldtare (forma 2D)

>>44805879
This specific image has made me figure it all out. He looks like an annoying British grade schooler that plays cricket in his spare time not some sexy anime boy I can never take the yumes seriously when I can only get punchable dude man vibes from him

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1634481041791647744

>>44806196
Have you never seen someone who's punchable and fuckable at the same time?

>>44806249
Bettel, according to all the ryonaposting

>>44806196
>>44806249
Punch him and he'll cum as a defense mechanism.

>>44806025
did the eyes get bigger or why does he look like a baby with adult body

>>44806241
oh fuck you shinri now I can't unsee it

>>44806241
>rat from fortnite
>mia RE7
>pet shop owner
he's been pretty horny recently. someone just fuck this man already.

>>44806416
the only explanation for why shinri is still unfucked is that he's not menhera enough for Altare's tastes yet

>>44806241
Goatse

>>44806416
>>pet shop owner
???

>>44806549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTecyMwjjJ8
he spent about half of the stream trying to know her name and get the other endings.

Flayon's mama got married...

>>44805439
I love how foxlike his eyes are at times.

>>44806416
>someone just fuck this man already
I want Flayon to fuck this beefcake

>>44806853
I get you. Might not be Magni, but I like when Axel's eyes get like this. It's cute.

Does the views money of the streams goes into Cover or the streamer's salary? The calculations I always see is SC, Membership and Merch only

>>44793082
>draw a girl
>call it a boy

>>44807587
ask /#/

>>44806983
>small top
ToT

>>44805439
The ones who rag on Magni's face are literal threadreaders nitpicking on still screenshots, his face looks fine onstream

>>44807587
Cover has a partnership with youtube that basically helps them count every Holo channel's earnings. So I reckon Youtube pays Cover monthly like usual, then Cover pays their talents proportionate to their channel's earnings with cuts.
How big is the cut I don't think there's been a leak. /vt/ still loves going back and forth with their rulers.

>>44803922
His kekekes honestly sounds like he's splattering his literal saliva around his mouth and it's disgusting

kek

Any new fujo altare art? Asking for a friend haha

>>44807865
Oh I see, makes sense that its not included then, thanks!

Stream doko

>>44808162
In one hour if you feel like watching Aniki play apex with Kohaku in jp

>>44806416
yeah