/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>44772480
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>44772510
Amen.

>>44772480
OP sauce:
https://twitter.com/xmayo0x/status/1633889462823587840

Frames:
>live
Flayon - BBTag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJtxmjKMWSQ
Vesper - VA-11 Hall-A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOIq_rkzp-E

>upcoming
Hakka - Minecraft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1uMKr5R4Sc
Bettel - Cake Decorating Handcam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CViRRu3D0mY
Flayon - Karaoke (Menshi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opFlFlkPejA

>>44772362
>>44772416
>>44772430
Idk it sounds different to me
You all might wanna check your hearing.

Who the fuck sent that shipping SC?
Vesties continue to be the worst fucking hell

Tempus LOVE

>>44772480
well done machiroon, seems like you finally learned how to bake a thread.

>>44772510
in the name of josuijisus, amen

tricking vesper and other vulnerable ojisans into my home!! traumatizing them for life by pampering and touching them in a non sexual manner, especially vesper!!!

are ojisans and fujos horny or something tonight? they keep sending weird SC's to vesper today

>>44772480
SEXOOOOO ToT

>>44772656
Hey hey hey! Don't generalize

>>44772449

I think they meant "who's the average from the people that are above the normal average, and who's the average from the people that are below the average"

>>44772807
ah. it reads like a penis size thing

>>44772656
I wouldn't be surprised if it was a bettelhead

>>44772665
i'm not a machiroon lol. i'm the sea baker that just woke up early.

>>44772894
it was obviously a bettelhead or magmite. vesties according to this thread dont watch anyone else anyways.

>>44772606
you might want to talk to more people

>>44772894
Don't deflect, nigga. Every Bettelheads know Bettel loathes being shipped.

>>44772723
Ok, i bite. Explain better that pampering and touching things

it was about intelligents

>>44772606
Dude, he sounds like half the guys who hang out in the board game section of an anime convention.

>>44772902
ok fine, i'm not surprised. we had two days back to back of machiroons jobbing the thread. seems like they can't be trusted to bake

Neo is so cute...

>>44772665
Good bakers bake with pics of whoever's live/going live.
I've baked way too many with Bettel without really watching him

>>44772981
They cope by saying Bettel is just shy or he thought he would get in trouble. Some of them think Bettel likes the shipping

god i want to sniff Vesper's feet

>>44772981
Have you seen him with Hakka

Annie May

>>44772894
vesper always gets shitty SCs

>>44773154
Disgusting feet pig, eek.

Ah. The vesties are back.

>>44773250
ToT

>>44772987
kek ojisan horny enough to bite arentcha
hugging, embracing, cuddling, petting their hair, and once theyre really weak...
massages and pinching their weakest spots! the mental scars will haunt them for life!!

>>44772742
Please tell me he ignored this

>>44773250
gonna tickle and lick your toes hehehehe <3

>>44772981
You're right, and women like >>44773193 are a good example. Don't be surprised if Begni ends up getting the Crossick treatment in the future.

I sometimes put my toilet paper roll the wrong way around just to stick it to the man, even if I will be the only one suffering from it

>>44773009
>going to the board game section of an anime convention

>>44773114
>some of them
Who? Show hands.
>>44773193
There's a bit for their streams, then there's blatant shipping in public like what that SC just did not even in their stream. It's like Almond pre-offcollab all over again.

Missing them

>>44773404
cant tell you because i muted. he seemed pretty serious with refusing and then tried laughing it off to make things less awkward. almost everyone in chat was calling the guy a weirdo/creep though

>blazblue live action
ISREAL

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1634345118135365635

>>44773479
lol

>>44773479
There were multiple people /here/ who tried to defend their ways, even tho no one said they had to fullstop shipping, just keep it hidden like a proper fujo

>>44773724
Prove it. Your statement.

>>44773450
>Crossick
>looks it up and its niji shit
huh.... it really is catalogfag hours

missing the hardcore fetish anons right now.

>>44773479
What are even trying to say

I BURN

>>44773796
nijisisters have been here since vg debut bro you cant keep coping with catalog forever

>>44773796
>vesties deflecting again
Fucking classic.

>>44773479
I guarantee you I've known Bettel longer than you

>>44773857
LIKE A FEVER I'LL BRING YOU DOWN

>>44773594
Why are they both too considerate to bother each other to do stuff together...

>>44773967
smaller

>>44773921
Nobody cares about you being a special snowflake who knows him before holo

>>44773967
wtf i thought this was a gif. i jobbed hard..

>>44773840
I want to write some yantare prompts like the good ol' days....

Has this been posted here yet?

>>44773921
How is that relevant to this wad sending shipping SC to other talent not even related?

>>44773796
>Referencing a shipping related incident makes me a catalogfag because its from Niji
God tribalfags are so annoying. Just because I mention ONE THING from non-holos doesn't mean I haven't been watching Tempus since the very beginning. I'm just saying that it would be unfortunate if Bettel had to start avoiding his friends on stream because a couple of shipper fuckheads couldn't keep their dirty laundry to themselves.

>>44773967

>>44774059
New food!!! Thankyouuu TqT

>>44773888
Some came here during HQ and converted

>>44774059
DELICIOUS

>>44774129
DIO!

have ya'll seen the altnowa priest Nowa/altar boy Altare image yet?
https://privatter.net/i/7101960

>>44774059
Nursing bj axmag fic doko

AKIHIKO MY BELOVED

>>44774059
i need to suck on the free nipple so bad ToT

>>44774059
h-hot...

>>44774204
ToT

>>44774059
I've been cured thank you

>>44774261
Any axmag fic doko.. Why hasn't anyone taken advantage of Axel's stupid bdsm results? Or Magni's hot buff werewolf Axel? Edging???

Nina in chat

Enter
fox hag

>>44774059
Anon really wasn't kidding when he said that people post gay porn at any time.

Flay stop... You'll miss your menshi if you want to play with the remaining people on queue...

https://twitter.com/babyduckenema/status/1634311136374927360

holy shit shut up bitch

I've been seeing a lot of Nina lately. Is she trying to steal our ojisan away from us?

>>44774453
Working on multiple axmag WIPs right now... patience onegaishimasu

>>44774602
That artist seems familiar for all the wrong reasons.

hey /mans/ im hungry and got paid today what should i treat myself to thinking five guys

>>44774631
He raided into her so she probably just feels more comfy talking in his chat

>I watched a clip of you "men are easy just be nice to them"
>"I laughed because its true"
Vesper.. dude

>>44774711
Five guys is so incredibly not worth it

>>44774655
Thank you for your hard work!!! Please take your time and have fun with it

>>44774631
She's a hag, so she's a old homie in spirit

>>44774711
Axel, please stop coming /here/ I'm begging you

>flayondeeznuts

>>44774711
five guys is a good choice

>>44774833
Axel would never eat five guys again kek

fox mom and grampa being cute in telly

>>44774799
it IS true

>>44774548
How new?

>>44774453
I have so many WIPs that have been sitting around since November... I'm sorry anonchama I've failed you. Slightly unrelated but I still remember one writeanon talking about having an Axmag sick fic they'd been working on but were apprehensive about posting because Magni had gotten his back injury right as they were about to finish it. I'm still looking forward to that fic...

>>44774602
i'd buy it

>>44774950
almond ToT

this bitch is so annoying can you fuck off. holy shit i can see why the sisters dont like her

>>44773857
>>44773925
I've never watched RWBY but I really like that song

Vesper never had a chance with Kira Miki...

>>44774799
BEING NICE TO MEN IS THE BEST I LOVE SEEING THEM MELT!!!

>>44775039
who?

>>44775039
Are you upset that he isn't reading your messages?

>>44775039
Don't be jelly, it's only Vesper's friend

>>44775207

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! I heard he was a bit down last night, and I was only able to tune into the last bit of his APEX (sorry brother), but yeah, Axel sounded a little down. I hope he's gotten a nice rest and some good food to help clear his mind!!! It's ok to be low energy sometimes- we're only humans! I hope he's able to get some good teammates for VSAI soon, I want this guy to have fun during his dream tournament!! I really do, I want him to be able to play and meet with new people soon!! And, forgive my selfishness, but if everyone could come help support Axel during his ENG karaoke, I think that would be nice. He's still got such low confidence in his English voice, and continues to put himself down over it- not by much, but in a subtle way. He should be more proud!!!! I love his voice!!!!! He's worked really hard on practicing for this too, so I want him to have the best experience!!!!!!! Axel please raise your head a bit more, you're going to do wonderful and it'll be an amazing karaoke!! I know this. I'm so excited, really, I can't wait to see what songs he's selected or has been listening to recently! I want to sing along,,,maybe,,,that would be fun. BUT ANYWAY!!!! I always want the best for this guy, I hope Axel's sleep has been completely, or near, fixed, and that he can rest well. I want him to be loved everyday, and I just hope he has fun doing what he loves!!! Stay healthy Axel!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>44774799
Femvesties? Why haven't you groomed this ojisan yet?

>>44775326
im too busy grooming the men here now shoo shoo youre in the way

>>44775307
I love you

>>44775326
The wizard's defense is too strong.

>>44775307
YES! AXEL LOVE

>>44775326
dude couldnt tell a femvestie was trying to hit on him in an SC, or that the yume he constantly mentions every stream and replies to is in love with him and calls herself his wife. Dude is impossible to groom almost

>>44774985
Please don't feel like you have get them done, it's all about enjoying doing it in the first place. Makes no sense if you'd have to force yourself to complete them. I hope you get inspiration, energy and time to write something fun for yourself! I remember that too... I wonder if they ended up scrapping it

https://twitter.com/HiroKuncaws/status/1634257027554746379

>>44772480
Holy moly lucky lil cookie there

>>44774602
I'm not into men that way but Magni lewds always make me wanna fuck the shit out of him.

HAKKA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1uMKr5R4Sc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1uMKr5R4Sc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1uMKr5R4Sc

>>44775452
(me) Image related, sorry.

>>44775371
If by grooming you mean convincing them that posting gay porn chases outsiders away then sure
>>44775326
Its impossible. Vesper isn't the type that would ever let a woman into his life ever again.

>>44775326
trust me ive tried

>>44775519
he's such a whore! slutty alchemist LOVE

>>44775568
Jokes on you, i'm a bi-curious oji-san. And i'm in love with that woman!

>>44775519
Please do. And let us watch.

how do i stop being jealous? I say I dont have parasocial feelings but her being in chat taking attention away made me unusually upset. what can i do to stop those feelings...

>>44775790
Vesper isn't real

>>44775790
Nina is Vesper's cousin.

>>44775713
IT WORKED I GROOMED MY OWN OJISAN SEE YOU VIRGINS LATER

>>44775618
That SLUT is begging to be pounded!

The queue for the shota bussy...

>>44775790
Hasn't he been streaming like 7~12 hour bursts recently? Just do something else for like 20 minutes and come back later.

>>44775790
Stop being a parasocial menhera. Maybe a Vesper Nina collab will be the wakeup call you need to fix your mindset.

>>44775790
stop watching him for a while

>>44775039
But I like her?

>>44775759
spilling chocolate cake batter all over magni and licking it off him while he whines and complains about the mess ToT

You fucks didn't tell me Altare sang for a bit, I almost didn't watch the vod

cuddling with flay at 3am while he plays blazblue on his psp...

>>44776153
sorry he sang for me

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>>44776193
CHU~

Magni love!

>>44775979
>They don't have the free pass for the shota bussy
Weak

>>44776167
his broken psp*

>>44775790
realize that neither you, nina or any other person has an actual chance for a relationship with him. and stop watching for a bit if you are actually upset about it.

>>44776193
YES!!!!! KISSKISS FOR FLAYFLAY!!!!!!!! MWAH MWAH

>>44776193
Stop reading the thread and get back to fighting chu~~~~

>>44776193
I would put my dick in his mouth instead.

>>44776248
>AI
Uncanny...

>>44776193
omg yes!!

>>44776153
what did he sing??

>>44774059
Thank you holy shit. I need Axel to finger Magni's arm holes so bad. I bet they're so sensitive,,,The ends of his flayed nerves.

Axel's curious hands scratching at the meat until it bleeds and licking up the purple glaze that bubbles out. Magni's such a M that he'd cum from Axel's gentle touch turned sharp. Brother, I want to see that man cry so much it's insane, I know Axel would degrade Magni for cumming from such abuse too- calking him disgusting. But it's a little cute how pathetic he looks- crumpled on the floor, red puffy eyes dazed and unseeing the world, the muscles of his thighs twitching from the effort of keeping his body stable.

>>44776283
Yeah or your destiny will be linked to that of the catalogue stooges.

flayon's been going "30 more minutes" for the past 2 hours

>>44775424
I sincerely believe he only likes men in a real way that matters (aka not 2D) at this point. His reactions are so different and more sincere to things involving them and that whole thing about never being able to give his mom kids for “reasons”

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1634361772965785601
No Axel Karaoke for today...

>>44776560
I believe it too god I thought I would never be one of those women that fall in love with an obviously gay man but here i am. I feel stupid

>>44776591
today is cursed.....

straight femvesties slowly cluing in that vespers gay is the funniest shit to watch real time

>Wu Tang Clan
wtf based

>wu tang
So he is black

>>44776728
I know kek
t.faggot that clocked him debut night

>>44776728
>gay black man
Would Cover really?

>>44776728
Funny you say that because any time I see people try to insist he's anything but straight here the straightbros just call them delusional

>>44776591
Nooo... It's ok Axel, better do the karaoke when you are well prepared, I will look forward to it! ;v;

>>44776728
god i wish i was a gay vesoji

Dollar dollar bill, y'all

hazama sexo...

>>44776810 (me)
I wasn’t sure if it was full gay or bisexuality til recently though am stoned, sorry for weird post gap

>>44776833
they need something to justify their mentally ill thoughts that he's cucking them of the clockwomans pussy. I just see them as a lesbian and a gay man having a decent friendship

>>44776728
I suspected that for a long time and it definitely solidified my opinion when he talked about not being able to give his mom grandkids for "reasons". He also has mentioned how "traditional" his family is so I can definitely see him deciding to just not date rather than be openly gay so they don't hate him

>>44776525
Good

>>44776728
One look at his editor should've told you that

>>44776833
i didnt say straight male vesties because they are literally incapable of understanding that most gay men are actually into hyper masculine kek

>>44776525
He's doing a covert operation after last night's stream.

>>44776591
I can't help but be a little sad, but that's ok!!!! I will just store even more love and excitement in my heart until the day comes!!!!!

>>44776728
remember when Axel accidentally called him gay during an early raft collab and Vesper made a twink joke in response

Is Vesper.... y'know...?

>>44777021
His sexuality is not important. Platonic love is never reciprocated.
Enjoy your fantasies and don't think about thing of his "real" life.

>>44777220
wtf timestamp?

>Fuck me in the ass
F-Flayon?!

>>44777318
a vampire? yes

So he's delaying the menshi karaoke? I was zoning out when he explained it.

>>44777388
MEDS

>>44777318
black? yes

>>44777318
I dunno..perhaps Vesper "twink destroyer" Noir might be a bit of a skittles packet

Alma really is something else.

>>44777318
A vampire? No. It's because he's bisexual. Rrats have it he was the lover of Scott Dolph, the Marine Commandant who accidentally died two years ago.

>>44777371
https://youtu.be/qzOZHS5fgAU
0:26 sorry its in clip format

>>44776890
I know one personally but he’s very normal about these things so I don’t think he comes here
wish I was the same, being parasocially gay for one of the straight ones is hell

>>44777375
he really needs to have an offcollab with someone already to get this out of his system

Now that Vesper is seen as a sex pest you guys are really trying hard to pretend he's gay kek

>>44776591
Unfortunate but I was ready desu. He mentioned he’s really busy at the end of the apex

>>44777571
yeah with altare

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1634365454994251776
MAMA IS OK!!!

This looks so good
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1634365454994251776

Vesper said he liked tall, pettan, big dumpy

Altare couldn't satisfy Magni like Vesper did, and Vesper isn't socially recharged fully yet to have sex again so Magni is going to try Bettel out.

>>44777706
BALSAMIC VINEGAR

>>44772991
Hakka > Altare > Magni > Vesper > Axel > Bettel
I haven't seen enough of Flay and Shinri to know where they'd go in the list

my heart explodes every time i think about how much VG loves their audience. it's nice to get that renewed feeling, it's already obvious in HQ but the fresh emotions don't stop getting to me.

>>44777706
>>44777719
Fuck that looks delicious.

>>44777719
REFLECTION YAB

>>44777351
>Platonic love is never reciprocated
I feel like you're thinking of the wrong word. Platonic love can absolutely be reciprocated, just not sexually or romantically

>>44777719
rrat

>>44777835
It's over... He has long hair

>>44777719
what do olives taste like to people that like them? I can't look at them without gagging a little

>>44777876
ogeyyy

>>44777876
wait a minute..... no....NOOOO THE RRATS HAVE TAKEN OVER

Boing fills my heart with joy, this whole stream has been filled with good times

does hakka call himself a babygirl or is chat forcing this shit on him?

>>44777706
He's so cute~

>>44777133
Retard

>>44777920
Like briny, salty, meaty deliciousness. It's unironically my favorite food.

>>44777920
I'm not a big fan but I don't dislike it, the big thing about olives is that they have a very strong flavor that take over anything you put them in

I missed last 2 hours of Vesper's today stream, what did he said to Nina??

VESPER IS A WRESTLING CHAD

Dana just Shiek'd fuckboy with her 10 inch cawk

>>44778105
he said he was gonna tear her hag pussy up

>>44777920
Depends on the type. Usually salty.

>>44778105
he said hes going to shove his vampire cock into her tight fox pussy and screamed yabba dabba doo before fucking her

>>44778105
he told her to coathang her entire infertile hag uterus out live on stream. you'll need to watch the entire vod to find it.

>>44778105
Just replied to some of her comments and said hi

>>44778105
he said he was gonna splonk in her for days now that her eggs have dried up you gotta watch the vod

>>44775790
fuck nina to establish dominance

>>44776591
I’m kinda glad it’s postponed, so I can watch Bettel hand cam.

>>44778313
im a lesbian but shes not my type

>Altare wants to skydive too? Imagine the content if we die together

>>44772480
MEANWHILE, ON BIZARRO /MANS/...

"What if Altare and I go skydiving together and die live on stream? FOR THE CONTENT!"
Oh Hakka

>>44778481
I love Nina and hope she off-collabs with Vesper

>>44777920
In my country (Mediterranean country) there are a lot of varieties and styles of preparation. But in general they are a good snack.

>>44778481
KILL FLAYON IGNORE FLAYON HATE FLAYON do NOT stream shota rape mechabird cover. fucking LOSER graduate now

>>44778481
i will NOT have unprotected hardcore gay sex with flayon!

>>44778481
AXEL HATE

>>44778174
>>44778206
>>44778273
>>44778210
The funny thing is vesper could 100% do this without legal repercussion as the no relationship rules only applies to cover on cover employee relationships

>>44778481
i would love to have bizarro /mans/ posts in every thread. it makes every thread unique.

>>44778481
i love regis altare

>>44778481
I hate how all EN members are shotas, the only manly beefcake we have is flayon.

vesper is only an ironic cowboy

>>44778481
I hope I never get hurt by leader

>>44778481
I love begni and i wish they collabed more

>>44778481
I hate all of the vestfems and their grooming!

>>44778751
anon, it said bizarro, not an actual post

>>44778654
link to source?

>>44774059
i usually don’t mind magni’s hole arms but the way they drew them here makes me uneasy

who /dangeru/ here?

How far is Nowa to completing the game?

>>44778659
Everytime Bizarro /mans/ is posted I think this, and then immediately feel bad. I could never even ironically.

>>44778481
I'm glad vesper is still in tempus

>>44778969
Pretty much everyone.

>>44778481
Shinri being cold and aloof is so cool, I wish all men were like that

>>44778481
HE LOVES US

>>44779001
day 18 out of 19

>>44778481
Hate that the boys are good enough friends that they want to hang out

>>44778481
I HATE puzzleanon and never want to do a puzzle again

>>44778481
GIRL_DM LOVE
REGIS ALTARE RAPED
AXEL SYRIOS TERMINATED
MAGNI DEZMOND GRADUATE
VESPER NOIR KILLED
GAVIS BETTEL POISONED
SHINRI JOSUIJI GRADUATE
BANZOIN HAKKA GRADUATE
FLAYON X MACHINA LOVE

t.The last straightest male in /MANS/

>>44778481
Man i can't wait for the boys to go back to japan! They're closer than ever!

>>44779135
Too far man! That's too far!

>>44779135
anon this actually made me sad :(.

>>44778481
judge magni tomorrow! you guys ready?

>>44778481
I can't believe Tempus HQ finally got their 3D models after a single year!

>>44778481
It's weird how absolutely no fujos or homosexuals touch tempus, it's all straight men here.

>>44778481
the first episode of the MANA podcast was amazing

Is Flay rescheduling?

>>44778481
Altare is so fucking lucky all the time, how is this possible? He even got a new car as a gift from his dad

>>44776728
>>44777590
>You know, I really gotta thank you gals for outing me. Chicks dig gay dudes.

>>44779469
KEK best one so far

>>44778821
i hate this ojisan and im glad that our gay ass little cringey grooming sessions stay in this general only

>>44779230
>>44779269
IM SORRY ITS A JOKE TT_TT I love puzzles

>Vesper believes that two people of the opposite gender can be extremely close and not have sexual feelings for each other
can men itt tell me how you feel about this? I personally feel like I have wanted to have friendships with guys but it always turns into them pining

>>44779587
IF YOU LOVE PUZZLES SO MUCH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE JOKED THAT >:(
gimme a puzzle as compensation :3

This old man wants some royal spider vaganya

Help a sister out plss how do y’all find these spicy fanarts<3 I literally can’t find any and it’s driving me nuts :..( Like is there a specific website or specific artist(s)?? Srry if I sound dum asf I’m not knowledgeable on the internet and computers and stuff srry again

>>44779045

>>44779732
nta but what if i did a gartic phone session

>>44779751
Flayon...

>>44778654
I almost got really mad for a sec here....

>>44779732
https://puzzle.aggie.io/PKsDuc

>>44779751
flayon you're streaming un 15 minutes

>>44779811
>spoiler
you wouldn't dare.....onegai? >:3

Aww, Hakka getting double rainbows. Cute.

>>44779727
Yeah we feel that way but ONLY with ugly women...sorry

>>44779881
Chu

>>44779727
It works if the girl is ugly. All my female friends I don't find attractive.

>>44779727
It's complicated but not impossible. You need to be very mature and draw the lines.

>>44779727
That is false, the only reason to be friends with the opposite sex is because you want something. unless you are asexual or the girl is ugly

BETTEL DOKO

Shinri on the menshi telly

>>44780144
the overlap aaaaaaaaa

>clown late
he's fucking dead

>>44778862
sorry swiped it from another anon :(

i havent watched Bettel in a long time. does he still do the beethoven music thing? that was one of the reasons i stopped watching

Already jobbing?

>>44780268
You know it!

>>44780268
I'm so sorry.

>>44779727
It's very possible, just rare. Thinking it's not probably means you're in your early 20s or younger

>>44780185
APOGOLIZE

>>44779949
>>44779964
>>44780059
this is why ill always claim im a lesbian when making guy friends desu

>>44780268
Low test

>>44780225
Aww that's ok cute anon chu

>>44779727
I’m gay so I can’t give my own input, but my straight brother has no issue with female friends that aren’t his type. I guess make sure you’re not their type/seek guys into a different type.

>>44778481
i love magni

does bettel has short fingers or are the gloves nerfing him

Bettel shat in a bowl and called it a cake

this is a nigga's asshole

>>44779727
I've had three close male friends over the years, but all three of them have been gay. I have very girly hobbies though, so I don't really meet straight guys much.

how did bettel get vesper's asshole into a pan?

>>44780519
He is a manlet also those are Small size FEMALE gloves

>Cake is sunken in
>Didn't butter and flour the cake tin

God I hate this man (affectionate)

Bunny meido Shinri cute~!

>>44780519
I don't know but every time he does handcams I think about how weird his hands look.

There is a non-zero chance that Vesper thought that Magni was hitting on him once.
>Captcha MGSDX

>>44780519
He has like 3 sets of gloves on

>>44780744
Tempus and failing to bake a cake. Name a more iconic duo.

it is definitely possible but if you're in a friend group with 3 or more men, one of them will fall in love with you and ruin everything. that's just how it is, i don't make the rules

I can no longer listen to Beethoven's 5th with a straight face because of this goober.

>>44780519
he is a teeny tiny man

this guy always nails entertainment, my fucking sides

>>44780798
simply fall in love with the other two to make the one kill the two.

>>44779727
One of my best friends is a girl. We had to get over a short attraction period but I could never see her like that now. I don't know what counts as really close but we have more than surface level conversations at least

will you eat bettel's cake?

What's with the pubes around the camera?

>>44779727
For what it's worth when my guy friend confessed to me a few years ago he said he valued my friendship and wanted us to stay friends if I don't feel the same. We've still been friends since then and I assume those feelings of his probably faded.

Is this Bettel 2? He sounds waaay different compared to his past handcams

>>44780964
No, I'm going to punish him for his failure by force-feeding him his disaster of a cake

>>44780798
And the other 2 will always want to fuck you at least 1 time if you have good looks

>>44779727
You hope to God that they also realized that dating a friend is an awful idea. And/or just don't get loser friends

>>44781002
looks like wire shadows

Bettel yelling relax got my blood pumping

I've used that icing before, it's fire engine red so it is the camera making it look like that. Also tastes like shit.

>>44780937
God what a beta

that shit is orange or am i going colorblind?

>>44779727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_lh5fR4DMA

>47 images
>332 posts
You guys need to stop shying away from using images desu. I don't know if you all know but we have 300 image slots

>>44781160
It's the camera >>44781115

>>44780925
>>44781055
you're left with zero friends regardless if he kills the other two or not kek! i really wish all guys weren't like this but i've had tons of friend groups fall apart because of this, its inevitable

>>44781160
It's the camera haha

>>44781227
>numberfagging images
Wrong thread

you only color you get when you mix icing is black and streaks of the original color

>get out of the way, thick cake!
ToT HE'S TALKING TO HIS WHALE BETTELION!!!! HE'S TALKING DOWN TO ME!!!!!!!!!

gdi now i want to order pizza and be a fatass. thanks vesper

>>44781227
sure, look at this coolmite!

>>44781227
this thread is filled with a bunch of newfags that came with vg, please undastand chumshit

Overlap increasing

>>44779727
Yup. But it's rare.

>>44781309
There is no such is thing as wrong thread when posting images

>>44781227
it's already a pain in the ass putting the captcha.

>>44781227
I don't avatarfag and I don't repost art, so my image posting is limited.

>>44781255
you've already lost the friend the moment he becomes romantically or sexually attracted to you, might as well cause heartbreak for fun. at least that's the way i've taken care of it kekeke

>hes the only billionaire id kiss on the mouth
>hes dead
the fucking tonal whiplash this ojisan

Ah, so Shinri's living situation is basically exactly what I imagined from the way he talks about it.

>>44781227
I forget. Look at how beautiful the colour is.

I don't know why, but I originally thought that bettel was going to decorate the cake to look like koyama

>>44781406
I just don't usually post images. I don't even save them

vesper is getting kinda parasocial lately and im afraid...i think im gonna have to leave a comment on the VOD later

Chat you fucking retards he's not going to have an offset spatula, he needs a knife.

>>44781553
He can do his hair at least

>>44781227

>>44780937
She still single?

>>44781539
YOU FUCKING WOMAN DONT MAKE IT ANY WORSE I KNOW HE WONT LEARN IF YOU TELL HIM WITH WORDS BUT STILL GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I HATE WOMEN AND SEXY SHOTAS

Wait why is chat saying vod is dead? Isn't Flayon not even singing this time because he's gonna rest? What is he even doing this stream, does he know? I'm trying to watching the overlap I don't know what's going on anymore.

>>44781649
ogey

>>44779727
Yes, it's just for most it takes far longer for that maturity (and probably hormonal urges) to set in, and also because most guys are shit with emotions and think a girl being nice with them is somehow an approach.
It could also be that you're attracting shit and desperate men.

>>44781823
nowa cute!

>>44781704
I think so yeah

It's over...

nowa's a 3view... tempus won't last

He started the stream and he doesn't know what it'll be REEEEEEE

>>44781759
i sory

>>44776999
Pls tell me this is the vesper yume stoner from a couple threads ago

the way vespers phrased his love for five guys is making me think hes a fat fuck right now
hes a bear hnnnnng

>>44782258
NTA but im the stoner yume vestie from a couple threads earlier. still watching him rn and its been a joy

>>44776999
im still under the belief that hes bi with a preference for men but still open to women (given the story of the girl he had a crush on in highschool turning out to be a lesbian)

TEMPUS LOVE
Altare LOVE
Magni LOVE
Vesper LOVE
Axel LOVE
Bettel LOVE
Shinri LOVE
Hakka LOVE
Flayon LOVE
Tempuras LOVE
Yumes LOVE
Fujos LOVE
Brotubers enjoyers LOVE
/mans/ LOVE
Catalog HATE
Omega HATE
Tourists HATE
Simple as

Music rights are so autistic

>>44782065
Good. One way or another he will learn not to cross the clown.

>>44782493
You can't even blame the japs for it americans are the ones who made it this way

Tasty purple cake

>>44782580
>americans hated black rappers so much that they ruined the music industry beyond repair

>dolores haze
I... dont get it? whats the reference?

I now want Shinri to make a Cake Decorating stream, but he mentioned his hands are too hot so I doubt he's gonna be able to without a Sub-Zero refrigerator

OVERLAP HATE

>>44782742
the book lolita

>>44782742
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randonneuring

how much more is there to this game, it's only 18 h?

>>44782939
MOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!

bettel almost burned his house down

>>44782939
abayo nigga

A FUCKING DEADBEAT

A FUCKING DEADBEAT POSING AS JERRY

i aint touchin that post with a 10 foot spear

>>44782398
ToT

>>44783048
Are you retarded? The gas leak was fixed hours ago and it only takes 3 minutes for gas to dissipate into air once the valve is closed

I’ve never been so obsessed with any vtuber that I get excited for a hand cam. How am I going to survive?? Why am I excited to see his hands even with gloves on?? aaaaaa…. The idea of being able to watch shinri cook or bake is too much to handle….

>>44782897
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I get it now, I heard about the book and the story, I just didnt remember the names, thanks for making the conection for me anon

>>44783114
you called?

>>44783156
what? I was referring to how the candle almost fell

Anons. How do you feel when a Tempus boy reads your message in chat?
I need to live vicariously through you. Can't believe it's been 6 months of me being ignored by everyone.

>Vesper hates coomer stuff
and now I'm a vesper anti....

>>44783297
It's pretty cool, though it's only happened a few times

Calculating Bettel's total lung volume via his breaths into the balloon to find out how long I can throatfuck him before he passes out

>>44783297
the idea is that you type something everyone else is thinking and typing and act like they only saw your message

>>44783342
sounds based. coomer shit is annoying

Dorothy is the better option because at least she isn't boring or an imbecile zoomer.

>>44783342
thats the best part about vesper because when something does make him horny its 10x hotter

By the way, you can substitute the butter/oil + eggs of box cakes for diet soda and the cake still bakes perfectly and still tastes good.

>>44783297
youre probably either not giving interesting responses or youre timing your messages badly

>>44783342
he picked a weird game to stream, then. I didn't catch the first couple streams, are they also just him sitting in silence clicking through the sex-related dialogue? why in the fuck

I love him guys...

>>44782408 (actual anon)
To me that just makes it more likely for him to be gay because the two girls I liked in as a kid were dykes and it was a compulsory need to like women since I was supposed to more than something I continued to want as an adult. Experience I see a lot between gays and lesbians that are friends tbdesu.
still stoned too myself though kek

>>44783297
I'm ashamed to say it makes my day and I have timestamps for each time it's happened

>>44783482
YES

>>44783297
i blush irl, it's too much

>>44783297
my oshi became my oshi probably because I feel I hear him read my chats a lot, so it makes me feel unhealthily parasocial yet at peace with my life. I should be mercy killed before it gets worse

>>44783445
no that's retarded, just eat less

>>44783297
Pretty good normally, but I don't think Bettel liked the nickname I gave him last time he read one of my messages, so I'm just going to stop tying to be clever and call him by his name in the future.

Vesper hates coomer shit so I hope the boys recommend him the filthiest smut they can for him to endurance stream.