/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>44604563
No, I like shitpostin’ with the boys and watchin’ Holofightz.
Simple as’.

wow i get to join nijihomos and fuck the twinks AND i regain my sanity? sign me up
but unironically being a male vtuber sounds like hell

Those things are supposed to have a downside though.

>>44604563
>You get to join any vtuber agency
I'd rather feed myself to rabid dogs.

>become a homotuber
lol
if only ironically to sabotage everything just for the hell of it

why would i come back here just to read what kind of delusional schizo shit you faggots have to say about me?

>>44604563
>You stop browsing /vt/ and other boards
The only was this is realistically going to work is if this website is shut down and I'm all for that.

Nah, I only come here for a few threads and I mostly watch indies these days. Corpo vtubers are shit and I wouldn't want to join an agency to fuck around if I can't watch /vt/ shit themselves over it

>>44604563
I'm unironically considering applying to vtuber agencies for database administration or cybersec

>implying i enjoy browsing here

>>44604563
>collab with whomever
I wouldn't collab with my oshi cause I'm actually a fan of hers and wouldn't want to ruin her content just to assert my dominance over her fans

>>44604563
Sure, sign me up then.

if digits, I'll make it into vtubing agency I want

>>44604563
I accept if I can stream whatever game I want

>>44604563
What's the downside?

>>44604563
>join hololive as a really deep voiced babi with a 10/10 high quality female model that all my genmates will be incredibly jealous of
>never even once mention that I am an obvious man with a deep ass voice, somehow manage to completely ignore all comments and supas talking about it
>colab will all the holos
>jerk off at night imagining all the insane rats and unicorn suicides here about me on vt

>>44604563
Without a second thought.
>Join Hololive as their first babiniku member
>Act like those fat and ugly old men in NTR doujins, making borderline inappropriate advances towards the girls every chance I get
>Do only solo streams and off-collabs
>Nothing would actually happen during the collabs. Just me making suspicious muffled noises alone while the girls were sitting in silence in another room
>After the collabs I would tweet something intentionally misleading
>Rinse and repeat until I get fired

>>44604563
There are no vtubers i want to collab with, i mainly watch GFE vtubers or the holos who avoid holostars, i wouldn’t want to taint them for the rest of my brethren, and beyond that i have 0 interest in collabing with all the cute gay anime boys so i’m gonna have to pass

>>44604563
>You get to join any vtuber agency you want and collab with whomever.
>You stop browsing /vt/ and other boards
But what's the downside

>>44604563
Make it so I biologically turn into a cute girl and you've got yourself a deal, OP.

>>44605609
>turn down the potentially easiest job in the world
Retard

>>44604563
I'll do it. I cannot live as a gachikoi any longer, I must be surrounded by hags

I have no interest on becoming a vtuber

Do interesting male vtubers even exist? Is there anyone that doesn't constantly homobait? Why would I want to be some faggot anime twink? I'd only consider it if I have an ugly fat bastard model

Do you upgrade my internet so I'm actually capable of streaming? Because I would throw a bag full of orphaned puppies into a river to have first world internet.

>>44604563
>You stop browsing /vt/ and other boards.
I just want that, you can keep the rest

based