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cute
I love Ame
KIARA LOVE
Sell me on Lamy
What did she mean by this?
I love Ina!
My Ina!
>>44544866why
Lapsama my friend
>>44544851peafowl sex
>tuesday>completely empty EN schedule It's finally happening. I can feel it in my bones.
>>44524024Uhh, KFPbros?
>>44544878kek
>>44544896She's my weakness
>>44544900Hello, Lap-sama's friend. Hope you are well today
>>44544998you too
>>44544878remember when we made this joke for a year
>>44544914
>>44545040
What would be the best holo for me to imagine when I fuck this?
>>44545079
>>44545103she should have gotten a more fitting model
>>44544878KEK
I love Mori!
Do we still love Fauna in this thread?
>>44545103Look at her go!
>>44545127
>>44545133ticket holders will be able to see her official model in action in a few weeks.
https://twitter.com/somanychens/status/1633012436902236161
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumei
>>44545103Best dancer in EN
>those quality mics last night>that pure SEX voice from InaWhat a great collab
>>44545178
>>44545040>>44545079>>44545127I would put my cock into a blendtec blender and set it to max power just for one sniff of her toilet seat.
>>44545180cute
>>44544877Big wamies
>>44545138when will floprys hit 1 million?
>>44545227WOW GWS
>>44545232Bang the wamy.
Kromei love!
Inameschizo be like
>>44545226
>>445452432024
Lamy
I think Yukihana Lamy is extraordinarily beautiful
>>44545294Lamisei
Wamy
>>44545299I think Yukihana Lamy is a troublesome woman.
>>44545129best part of the collab
streams doko...
>>44545034TICK TOCK FORCED MEMESHIT
>>44545348This activates my breeding instincts.
>Fauna abruptly ended her stream yesterday>No Fauna today because it's tuesdaynone of you will ever understand sapling's suffering
IT'S LAMY HOURS POST LAMY
>>44545180>fat wigger in pictureatlest scribble her out so non deadbraps can enjoy it
>>44545110Mumei
>>44545348pero pero heh
>>44545195This artist draws the best Mumeis. Just effortlessly sexy.
>>44545413
>>44545273
Pet the Festivalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo656lUnKz4
Yukimin ngmi
>>44545463needs to pee in my mouth asap
>>44545463Effortlessly grabbable Mooms.
How come Lamy didn't talk about Ina during her zatsu.....
EN3 can't come soon enough. Lazy streamer overload
nice thread
Ramie
>>44545537THEY HATE EACH OTHER
>>44545537It's against their contract to talk in detail about when they ravage eachothers cunts
dead threaddead generaldead global
Where is my 1-on-1 Ametori collab Kiara ?
>>44545623ogey
>>44545537What's she going to say that's fit for public consumption? "I sucked her pussy?"
>>44545623dead beat
>>44545571WDTMBT
>>44545537
Keep the Lamys flowing don't let the schizos win
>>44545623not as dead as your sex life
>>44545635It’s dead, blame Kiara.
Thread is moving so slow that everybody will realize Okayu is my wife.
>>44545684how can something that wasn't alive in the first place die?
I just realized that having a fit enthusiast like Iroha do Ring Fit will never result in anything erotic even with mocopi. She will never be out of breath or moan and struggle or do weird noises.
>>44545635>frickin Kiara didn't let me see the frickin monkeys and now she wants to do a collab? Yeah frickin right.
>>44545707I sucked a fart out of your oshi's asshole and french kissed it into her mouth
>>44545707i wrote this post
Ame challenge, maximum difficulty: Say more than one word per 10 mins when it's not your turn
>>44545668I want to kiss this Lamy
>>44545818I love her so much
>>44545195My wife
Holos with blue and white as their most prominent colors are the most eroticThis is an irrefutable fact
>>44545818Ame, more like Lame lmao
>>44545604I love Jojo manga cover, especially when it have western cultural references in itThis is Josuke doing the Elvis dance move
>>44545566My Oshi streamed literally yesterday though?
>>44545537>why didn't she have a zatsu about their zatsu?
>>44545892Is she streaming today?
Images you can hear without sound
>literally 0 streamsWhy is this allowed?
I'm listening to the rubix cube collab now and I can literally see the thread from back then in my mind. This place would be very easy to simulate using an AI.
>>44545660Yeah, me
>>44544757I thought we already had yab-e on the server?I'll double check right before adding.>>44544849sure
>>44545968big announcement tonight.
*grabs Daifuku*
It's just bantz, don't freak out.
>>44545699Are you ignoring the fact that ame said the same thing in her stream
>>44545968Bae said she's premiering a tiny thing today. my pp
>no black haired holoSeems like a missed opportunity
*sets the big plan into action*
Since there are no streams now and I am new to hololive (started watching since April 2022), can (you) guys recommend me good VODs to watch from before April 2022 ?
>>44545968Full company orgy. Yagoo is sat on a throne with his white and korean trophy girls servicing him right now while the nips all fuck eachother.
>>44545661
>>44546058fuck you cheebs imma turn you upside down and shake you until everything falls out
>>44545955I used to beat my classmates
Geoguessr today
>>44545925You know how it is, sometimes they talk about the person/collab after the fact. Impressions of it and the like.
>>44546056
>>44546056JP7 will be the first roommate gen
>>44546042Kiara worded it badly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjtIAuZQN_E
>>44546058*gefuncts into sudden sleep*
>>44546056kurokami....
>>44546114t.sister.
>>44546066Idk watch this instead https://youtu.be/SE-o_D7asww
>>44546039Why is she like this?
>>44546130
>>44546066I would say the first Armando karokee, but I think it's unlisted.
I can feel itEN3 soon
>>44546114Just say you're grasping at straws
>>44546086hopiumbud...
>>44546066https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3phaXN_FjiE
What's your drinking snack of choice? I like dried squid legs and cashews.
>>44546056she's even got an overgrown black forest below
>>44546056Mio ?
>>44546201what do you mean, like what snacks you eat while drunk on alcohol?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsH6SduPu18>katana zeroBASED
>>44546216mio is a red holo
>>44546195
Monkeys are responsible for all the problems in Hololive
>>44546244>talking about black haired holos>"mio is a red holo"Retard-chama....
look at my Inalook how fucking flat this woman isIna is practically a washboard!!it's so fucking erotic holy fuck I want to nut on her flat chest
>>44546161because THEY ARE
How long did Koyori end up oversleeping last night?
Ahoy~!
>>44546039>Uhh *laughs* sort of.
>>445462934 hours and a half
>>445462934 hours and 27 minutes
>>44546293Like 4 or 5 hours
>>44546335>>44546351Naked dogeza now
>>44546335>>44546351>>44546356which one is it?
Looking at Fauna's vod I've kinda realized that her tree is gonna be kinda wide for the kind of height she's going for.
>>44546039These jokes are proof that they truly are.
>>44546377This md5 should be banned
>>44546408Huh?
So this is what /hlgg/ is like without the facebook and discord bait raid.Very comfy and pleasant ngl
>>44546386I don't give a shit about fauna but i appreciate you trying to talk about streams
>>44546408What if he changes 1 pixel?
>>44546441just screenshotted this for my discordmy boyfriend says you're a faggot
>>44546386So, kinda like her neck?
There's no sex in the comic, just a blowjobhttps://www.patreon.com/posts/takamori-comic-79685948
>>44546386didn't she say she wanted the canopy to hit build limit? all she has to do is flatten the area around it down to just above bedrock and it'll be plenty tall.
EN3 tonight, I can feel it in my bones
>>44546195FUCK YOU SUSAN IM NOT WATCHING THE DUOLINGO STREAM
Nothing else cool will happen until after Holofes
as long as no one asks me to do something in the next 15 minutes, I can just leave and go home
>>44546562
>>44546585entertain me until ame streams
>>44546270wait, like actual monkeys?
>>44546290this but Gura
>>44546508holy sex
>>44546408
Will EN3 have a cunny member, or will it be all titmonsters like Council or gen 5?
>>44546290this but Fauna.
>>44546490Shion used to read SC after a long stream during this time back in 2020 and 2021 and I would always put her in the background because I love her 'loose' way of talking and laughs in between.She has one of the best chat interactions and I miss her badly. Eventually I started putting Kiara in the background and now I am missing her as well
>>44545635Things were never the same when Kiara publicly rejected Ame's rare outpouring of emotion repeatable in July.
>>44546408Why?
Pounding Reine
Are you かっこい enough to make cunny uoh in your presence?
All my Inas
>>44546408ive posted that exact same image like 10 times in a single thread
>>44546572but that's when EN3 is getting announced
Sorry for tourist questionWho is the designated Anal Holo?
>>44546585>if the teacher doesn't show up in the first 15 minutes, you're legally allowed to leaveYou're paying for the class, dumbass- find something else to do in the classroom while waiting.
>>44546677Fauna is NOT flat
>>44546786yagoo took that burden upon himself
So how is her birthday stream gonna be handled? Will it be delayed until she's functional? Will the merch be released on the actual birthday?
Why are there birthdays happening constantly
>>44546786Each branch has one
>>44546738Sex with all my Inas
>>44546590Cute..
>>44546817glad you finally got it to work
>>44546799im already in the parking lot
>>44546820Sex with me
>>44546820She's gonna show up, rake the money and then fuck off again.
>>44546738I like Ina 2 the most.
>>44546853Take your education more seriously, anon!
>>44546867>New IP>Seething anti postWhy does this happen all the time?
>inacord raid
>>44546727I... I kneel
>>44546820She can still talk a little and I don't doubt a week from now it'd be easier.She could also do what Kiara did with an soundboard
>>44546853if i skip all the homework but ace the test I get a passing grade anyway, so who cares?
Buttsex with Kiara while listening to Phil Collins
>>44546898Because ban evades.
>>44546889
>>44546820she'll use a TTS machine like Tony Hawkins
>>44546898Banevaders
show me the most pero pero-able image of your oshi
>>44546820She'll have her event before Aki gets hers at least
>>44546820>Will it be delayed until she's functional?I don't think they can delay a birthday stream infinitely
>>44546960wait a minute... that roll...
>>44546946>Tony Hawkins
>>44546978coward thinking
>>44547051Wow nice stuffs
https://twitter.com/kajimakoto/status/1631610376885268480sexo
>>44547022Everyone's favorite theoretical skateboarder.
>>44546987I was expecting a pregnant towa at the end
>>44546960
Why is kronii larping like she had a serious surgery?
>>44546683QRD?
>>44546960>>44547013Ame's limp cartwheels are extra funny since she can actually do backflips
>>44545623still not dead enough, I want imageboard thread, not popular public discord
>>44547123>New IP>
>>44547146Ain't no way you believe this bruh, she was hella out of breath during her showcase.
>>44546898>stating the truth is being an antiwhatever, enjoy your streams Kronies
>>44547208go back
>>44547196How come cover doesn't put the girls on a mandatory cardio regimen?
>>44547208Are you mad that the mod was banning you all night last night or what?
>>44547207Best model in Hololive, shelved for what?
>>44547166>those vagina bonesUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
Anya said she was going to play thishttps://twitter.com/gematsu/status/1633172635424272387Is it good?
Need advice on how to square up with this deadbeat
Soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67PAR48ytcwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67PAR48ytcwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67PAR48ytcw
>>44547235I mean the JPs kind of are with the endless dance lessons
>>44547249*Breast model in Hololive
>>44547207
>>44547196by the time the showcase started, she'd been in the capture suit for hours practicing
>>44547264move in circles
>>44546898Her birthday is going to be prerecorded much like her skinwalker holofes appearance that’s why she’s taking it easy
>>44547264Watch for the spikes and move your heart around
>>44547300Stop posting catalog threads here
>>44547294So? Kiara did the same thing and was fine.
>>44547264wait til he falls asleep then move the UI box with the arrow keys
>>44547339I wouldnt know
oppaiRyS
I think Kronii joining that call and all those anons making fun of that one retard UNIRONICALLY and genuinely broke her antis
If Ame’s signature move now is the cartwheel is mori’s signature move going to be the cannon ball?
Sex with Indonesian women
>>44547416this and Kiara raiding irys
>>44547300>skinwalkerthis isn't nijisanji, friend.
>>44547208kill yourself gabe
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1632954225389973506/photo/1
>>44547505Seriously, Gabe is such a loser. No conviction.
>>44547182I just doubt that the serious consequences of the surgery would allow her to have fun in Japan.
>>44547416>all those anons making fun of that one retardQRD? Wasn't here for the stream
>>44547271I hope she realizes that being in hololive is beautiful
>>44547415clitoRyS
CM LOVE
https://twitter.com/suyakouta/status/1632958944137342976https://twitter.com/suyakouta/status/1632958944137342976
>>44547599God I hate how much these shitty nu-swimsuits hide. Don't even bother bringing it back if it's gonna be this lame. AIIIEEEEEE CAN'T SHOW CLEAVAGE AIIIEEEEFucking trash. At least make a one-piece swimsuit so you can show off the body outlines or is that too "LE HECKING YOUTUBE UNFRIENDLY" as well?
was the last myth collab just recap for newfags? I looked through timestamps and looks like they were just repeating stories streamwatchers already know
Why do we dislike kronii so much? She only gets discussion when she fucks up and no one cares to talk about her when she’s streaming
>>44547612>new ip>
>>44547631Some dude keeps saying she's actually in Japan right now despite there being zero evidence towards it, especially with how fucked up she sounded last night.
>>44547416I mean, calling into a friend's birthday stream in the middle of a health emergency causing you to bleed intensely from the mouth is incredibly based behavior.
>>44547631archive reps, it was all of 15 hours ago
>>44547717Because she's insolent and doesn't stream anyway.
>>44547717Real answer? She's pretty boring. Getting scared of a spider was like the most eventful happening of the past year.
I heard Kronii ate a burning building, diseased orphans and all.Also, she smells like someone else's dog
>>44547709If they get to choose, people like Suisei or Pekora would cover up even more. Not that it’s a bad thing
>>44547752Reps
dead hours...
>>44547631He's confusing 2 events.>Event 1Kiara ended her stream (almost as if on schedule) 2 retards started /v/eddit spamming>No Kiara raid>>No Kiara raidon repeat like 50 times then she raided and everyone shit on him>Event 2All of council called except Kronii and Irys said Kronii isn't able to call, then (almost as if on schedule), the catalog trannies started their cuck spam and "she hates everyone" shit. Then kronii called and they all got BTFO'd (again)>tl;drI'm genuinely tired of all the dramatourists who spam these fucking threads they literally have nothing left just scraping the bottom of the barrel
comfy threadcomfy generalcomfy global
the gurame
>>44547859lmao thanksman kronii is a trooper, i wouldnt be fucking calling if my jaw was in the homer simpson saw deathtrap
>>44545870Ame, more like Lamy
>>44547462Damn, she has some visible definition on her arms and shoulders, so she probably lifts. Very nice.
>>44546066Gura TABS
>>44547898
Imagine unironically watching porn with Gura. How would that even go? I figure she'd either be blushed to hell and quiet throughout the video or she'd be constantly throwing puns and tease you with her worse nonstop.
>>44547922>she
>>44547086does he ponder theoretics whilst skateboarding or does he theoretically skateboard?
>>44546820She's gonna do a concert and sing Through the Wire
>>44547726Can't stop coping?
>>44547841Reps
>>44547841Is saying “reps” just the new way for schizos to pretend they’re winning an argument without having to prove anything?
gweh
>>44547264he only attacks you if you're a very very bad person
>>44547988He skateboards theoretically. He is wheelchair bound.
>>44547985You cannot be a crossdresser in Indonesia lah
>Kronii calls in despite her jaw being fucked and unable to talk>Gura ghosts Bae's birthday for no reasonHmm...
>>44548021/qa/ lost btw
>>44548037It’s okay ignorance is bliss
>>44547395>the same girl had the best and most heartfelt call-in into Ina's showcase
I'm catching up on vod and while reading old threads I saw this and I thought it was really hot. A shame it got no (You)s>>44448552
>>44548072changing your angle, i see.
>>44547712Most of them were new, and the point of the game was them deceiving each other, and the stream was really enjoyable as we got to listen to them react and have fun with each other.You did watch it, right? You didn't just come up with this awful uninformed take by looking at the timestamps and calling it a day, right?
>>44548037It's been like that since /jp/
Happy birthday to IRyS!Lets do a jigsaw to celebratehttps://jigex.com/9kYAkhttps://jigex.com/9kYAkhttps://jigex.com/9kYAk
>>44548053Well argued my companion, but I do think you've forgotten a key element of Hegelian Dialectics in your debate.
I think my holodex bugged, it's not showing any holoEN streams for today.
>>44548080So, you're ok with it?
>Overwatch getting OPM skin instead of a holo skin
>>44548088The Mori circle, fuck up, make a big show of "making up for it", fuck up again. Rince and repeat.
>>44548137With /qa/ being nuked off this website and all of it's culture? Yea I am
>>44548096odd couple
>>44548138Think of the porn
Perfection
>>44548133Sounds like it's working normally
>>44548159No, about Kronii.
>>44547717>weFuck off, you little ass-goblin. You're probably just upset that the meidos kept deleting your "do we hate Kronii in this timezone", aren't you?
>>44548117■■⧫ ● ⧫□
>>44548085Ignorance of what? If you actually had something, you’d have already made half a dozen bait threads with the proof, in addition to posting it here.
>>44547717Kronii genuinely doesn't give a single fuck about Hololive. She's the only EN who completely skipped Japan and is pretty much only brought up when she collabs with homos. I can understand that the surgery is pretty rough but she had more than enough time to do something in the past few months.She's by far the worst HoloEN member and I don't understand why this thread loves to pretend otherwise.
>>44548140Isn't that normal in any relationship though? It's inevitable that people have disagreements.
>>44548138The only way we're ever getting those lazy Jap girls to the USA is if Holo ever gets large enough to have some major promotional partnership in the USA.
>>44548175No I don't care about your catalogtranny narratives that you're pretending are fact
>>44548198Haachama has ZERO sexual appeal
>>44547718IS THAT A
>>44548138>he wants to give SFM/blenderfags an opportunity to have his oshi raped by horses
>>44548112Fair enough.
>they actually believe the bullshit kronii is peddling Hahahaha I got to hand it to her. her acting like a mumbling retard sold it so well maybe she does have a bit of va skills all along
Is it wrong that I find licking gross? Saliva outside of the mouth is gross, and it leaves a smell when it dries up.
>>44548191Stop samefagging you stupid brownskin
>>44548226>Haachama has ZERO sexual appeal
>>44548246probably a deadbeat/kroni
>>44548193Anon, if your relationship is a circle of someone fucking up, making lame excuses and redoing the same thing later, your relation is fucking dogshit, and you will keep taking it up in the ass while this person is making a fool of you.
https://twitter.com/aaanecooo/status/1633182468508622849
>>44548226You can just ask for more lewds normally instead of trying reverse psychology
It seems that Pekora had quite a productive day in Minecraft today
>le ban evading retard is still samefagging since last night
>>44548257You wouldn't even have to pay me to drink a beautiful woman's spit or lick her teeth clean.
I'm excited for sametori stream!
I had so much fun with you guys last nightI love you
>>44548138those skins are shit, Tats tits are too big
>>44548289Who said anything about the same mistake or lame excuses retard
>>44548293Nene actually beat the Warden in a cage fight btw
>>44548325Gaybut that's OK toounless you're a femanon
So are Kronii antis like Kiara's in where they only spam their shit when the thread is dead because mods aren't here and they're too scared of the fans to post when they are here?
>>44548325You're just saying that.
>>44548363That's literally every anti
>>44548325Show your armpits
>>44548314I meant (You) licking body parts like armpits and legs.I find that gross. Your saliva is going to dry up and leave its own smell
>>44548138Good, holos should be in fortnite instead.
>>44548363Nah this retard has been awake since Irys's stream and got blown the fuck out when she called inNow he just spams his fan fiction and headcanon on cooldown
I hope you have thought lots about this holo today!
>>44548379Why wouldn't you want to lick a girl's armpits
>>44548364And if I'm not?
imagine the smell
>>44548260I'm sure that calling everyone a schizo and samefag will suddenly make Kronii start giving a single fuck. Enjoy your Slime Rancher and homo collab streams next month before she goes on another random 3 weeks break lmao.
>>44548363>too scared of the fansnobody is scared of KFP
>>44548344>Almost miss Ame's birthday.>Make a lame voice message for Ina's birthday because she remembered it last minute and couldn't record an actual video for it (despite doing it for another person)>Actually miss Kiara's birthdayI don't know, anon, she doesnt show a lot of improvement.
>>44548257>Is it wrong that I find licking gross?My fetish does not care what you think. Think what you like.
>>44548423fucking florida gator
>>44548345What happened to Mankind?
>>44548320
>>44548417I think we should kiss, fag.
>>44548363>kronii>having fansshe has like 4-5 fans at best remaining here whenever she streams barely anyone talks about her let alone watches her
>>44548138I'm not complaining about that. But I am complaining pic related wasn't included.
>>44548363Please use commas
>>44548422Engrish BERRY BEERY goodaru! I no u try berry berry hard!
>>44548427
>>44548456I had the girliest noises when I witnessed this and I'm a fat balding guy
>>44548427>nobody is scared of KFP
>>44548422>everyone You and the voices in your head aren’t “everyone.”
>>44548465>Murata donut steal coombait
>>44548423Hoomans are suffering enough right now, they don't deserve these acts of violence.
>>44548394
>>44548427I can think of 4 vtubers themselves and many schizos scared of KFP
>44548422>Enjoy your Slime RancherLittle dude literrally seethes because Kronii enjoys playing Slime Rancher, kek
What is Mumei sick with? Covid? She's been away for a while and was counging on Irys' bday karaoke.
>>44548519Yes. You gay or what, son?
>>44548542>4 VtubersWait what?
>>44548463Y-you first homo
>>44548140>>44548289>circleretard
people keep complaining about the thread being filled wiht Kronii antis, but I dont see any
>>44548531In terms of actively suffering right nowKronii >= Ame > Mumei > everyone else
>>44547144Going to include some things from before July, but Kiara was usually being her Gosling self and every now and again she would flirt with Ame. For example, she mentioned that there's a law to greet people with kisses in Austria, and Ame replied with "more like ten cousins" and blew her a kiss. Ame also displayed jealousy when Kiara started showering Reine and Kobo with attention, to the point that during her Trampoline stream, she said something alone of the lines Showering me with attention, but now someone else came around, she'll toss her (Ame) to the side" in regards to Kobo. She said something like this back during a Gurame panel as well when they revealed she dressed up as Shion, which Gura replied that she's still her number 1 teamate.Fast forward to the offcollab, we see the peak of Ametori, Ame making moves that caught a lot of people by surprise like Going to her hotel uninvited, the Love Hotel bit, the amount of time she spent with Kiara, and when Ame got back to streaming while having COVID, she actively flirted with Kiara in game, on Twitter even. She even reacted to the news of Kiara and Reine getting married (in the goose game) with a "Well we were married first" which she never retorted with anyone else, and somehow this made it to the JP and ID branch. Mori at one point, during her first collab with Kobo, originally said to her that Kiara and Ame were married.This all fell apart, however, because back when Kiara started getting really attached to Ame, it came after the fallout of 2021 Takamori, and Kiara was put into a defensive position stating that she's just playing around, and she would downplay it with pushing Gurame as well. Throughout the NA offcollsb, she kept getting questioned repeatedly about her actions and said its not romantic or anything. After the offcollab, Kiara still heavily glamorized her time with Ame, to the point that she kept getting questioned a lot, stating that she wasn't romantically interested, she doesn't want to kiss her, and even stating she's not sexually interested in her. Given the amount of mayhem Ame caused, I don't know if Kiara talked to her in private, but Ame was noticeably cooler on her reactions, and stopped flirting back. Ame more-or-less gained an immunity from it since it's meaningless. To this day, besides Takamori (before its current state), Ametori wax the only pairing that git this much scrutiny.
>>44548394I miss Towa
>>44548138Paladin got Ame voice!
>>44548571Pretty sure in reference to the Phase whores
>cunny thread>no cunny
>>44548555The more schizos post, the more schizo they sound.It's hilarious sometimes.
>>44548222>>44548393> fan fiction and headcanonAnon, your attempts to escape from reality are impressive.
>>44548555kek
>>44548638see >>44548478
>>44548602
>>44548602Retard.
>>44548602Based schizoCHAD
>>44548602damn homie thats a lotta text, I ain't gonna read that
>>44548602I cant believe Kiara actually did this to Ame, I thought they were friends
>>44548555To be fair Slime Rancher is pretty damn boring
We now interrupt your regularly programmed schizo shitposting to ask:Where in the world is Armando? Is he okay? How is his boneitis?
I swear Gura and Ame are sisters. Nothing else can explain that amount of combined hate and love.
>>44548567Her chronic insomnia has gotten worse, and for that or whatever other problems she has, she’s on a waitlist for getting treatment. She said the cough only started the day of her Bocchi the Rock watchalong, and she was just fine during Ame’s 3D showcase, so it’s not a continuous thing.
>>44548567Her immune system is shot to all hell because she hasn't been sleeping well and takes a lot of antiobiotics, so she's kinda been just rotating between various symptoms. She said the cough is fairly recent.
>we unironically care about kronii nowWtf what happened?
>>44548682They're comfy streams, i.e zatsudan galore.I'm sure it can filter people, just like Kiara's JRPG streams, but saying (YOU) should hate Kronii for that is pretty damn schizo.
>>44548602he said quick retard
>>44548602the only thing I'm going to point out is that Ame called Kiara her "wife's girlfriend" in Kiara's first fall guys stream
>>44548691He's been cryogenically frozen until we find a cure for his crippling boneitis.
>>44548757nice
>>44548615Please don't call them whores. Phase Connect is a nice company
>This image causes real human beings to seethe immensely
>>44548555It's a dogshit game that makes for some of the most boring and mind numbing streams I've ever seen. And that's 90% of Kronii's streams nowadays, the other 10% being homo collabs.
>>44548753People decided to turn their search filters off for a bit because they wanted to point and laugh at your shitty posts in particular.
>>44548755Id argue Kronii isn't the best at zatsudans either, but I guess the only way for her to improve is to keep doing it
>>44548533Remove the Towa? You mean like chammers and the peppeloni?
>>44548796>it isn't even MoriThis place has declined...
>>44547718https://files.catbox.moe/vc0zkx.jpg
>>44548753Her suffering makes her interesting and she's based for calling into birthdays while dying. And she had a good FE stream before she left and I want to watch her play the rest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAQUparDhtgI love Symphonia, bros, I don't care if it's babby's first RPG.
>>44548433>Called in>Still prepared something>Apologized with a special videoNot to mention all those examples are old so what point are you trying to prove here?
>>44548796She scares the SEA people
>>44548828Anon, her zatsudan is fine. Great even, if you're a Kronie.She's a low-energy, comfy-vibe Holo, and that's fine.
>>44546126Great song by two great girls.
>>44548325you have to say no homo
>>44548796"humans"
>>44548802lol go back to /v/ and your AAA temple
>>44548854AWAY!
The thread ALWAYS goes to fucking shit whenever Kronii is mentioned. And then when she streams there are zero stream discussions regarding her.
>>44548753well, for starters she got much better since her first 6 months>inb4 m-muh she actually got worseshut the fuck up, you never watched her
buy bag?
>>44548935You're been samefagging all thread and this post will be in the ban wave
>>44548872I have a friend who is like, unhealthily obsessed with Tales of Symphonia. I cannot for the life of me understand why that game in particular, but she's one of those types that run gimmick character accounts on twitter and shit like that
>>44548951BAG
>>44548935kronii’s target demographic isn’t exactly /here/
>>44548951It's too small Gura. I can literally fit more stuff in my pockets.
>>44548951Bag
>>44548951bag
>>44548828I'm a non-/iinf/ Kronie.Her zatsu are great. Hell, she's one of the few Holos whose SC readings I can sit through just fine despite not sending any SC myself
>>44548531Wanna read a cool fic about a hooman getting lost during dead hours?
>>44548978Who is Kronii's target demographic?
>>44548951Purse.
is there a way to curse people for real?
Fun fact, there's random pits on the sidewalk in Indonesia that you can fall into.
>>44548935So, you're just needy and can't stand people not talking about Kronii, good or bad?Take meds.
>>44548602Huh. You know, come to think of it, I was really shocked when Kiara started her Fire Emblem stream right after Ame's showcase, and she wasn't going full gosling immediately like she used to. In fact, did she even mention Ame at all that stream? It was literally right after the showcase too, she was even tweeting about it.
>>44548886>>Called inOutside of her totsu alloted time, so she had to intrude on her later stream>Still prepared something>Apologized with a special videoThat's the initial point. Fuck up, make something up last minute to cover for it. You still fucked up.>are oldThat's their previous birthday, anon. She can't have missed MORE Myth birthday, that didn't happen yet, since Ame didn't do a totsu this year.
>>44548753The big YAB is coming, it's going to be fun.
>>44549018its just like america....
>>44548602Sisters I'm starting to think they actually do go through phases of hating each other and secretly having grudges
>>44549004Lonely retards with more money than self-esteem.
I like IRyS booba pad
>>44549096so, she's the ideal holo?
>>44549081you mean like real women?no way
>>44549096so...people like you, gabe?
>>44548951cute ninner
>>44549004 Non SEA ppl.
some of you should consider some T injections, since youre clearly lackingSome of you cannot call yourselves a man gossiping like a faggot like this
Thoughts?
https://twitter.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1633191057411407872
>>44549004>>44548978Nah, they're here. They're just not the type who post non-stop about her streams.Same with Iroha or Pekora: Not a lot of talk, but when something "big" happens in their streams, you can count on the "dot dot dot" posts to show up.for /hlg/ it's Towa
>>44549153Otters destroy the gators
>>44548920You can try but you won't go easily
>>44548602Was all this to spin your own rrat that they avoid each other or something? What is this?>>44549031How do you watch the stream and not watch the stream
>>44549004Nijisisters who really hate idol culture.
>>44549031
>>44547440The octopus.
>>44549210Saying "idol culture" carries about as much weight as "zoomer culture"
>>44547777The subway smoothie too.
>>44549254"zoomer culture" is a phrase?
>>44548951Consider the following: Gura didn't chose this kind of bag as something for her fans to use themselves, but for them to use it as a gift for the ones they are trying to groom.
>>44549081That's only PekoMiko, no one in EN wad a 'hate' each other phase
>>44549004me
>>44548951
>>44549287Goober... I kneel...
>>44549316Matsuri and Luna are having issues too atm
I feel it in the air... something big is coming....
>>44549278That was mid, pretty much just copying Haachama.
>>44548951I'd like the cutie on the right please
>>44548602The thing that I've always wondered is that the schizo that kept going "KIARA YOU SAID YOU WOULD STOP FLIRTING WITH AME BUT YOU'RE STILL DOING IT", if it was an egg or an actual Takamori schizo, and a reflection of the Takamori angst sentiment at the time, which Kiara ultimately didn't like to see.I'm sure that particular guy was an egg most of the time, but I feel like that was the root of it when chat were questioning Kiara about Ame a lot. Or was the chat questioning normal and Kiara was extra defensive for some reason?Idk. Now that she's more with Mori again those people might not be that antsy because of Kiara's other relations.
>>44549248>have sex with Ollie>she stops mid way through because her mom came to pick her up
>>44549254no, it says the poster is a tourist troll, nobody actually used that phrase on /jp/ until newfags flooded it, there was even one year where that phrase didn't appear a single (1) [one] time
>>44549248Yes.
>>44548935The only thing kronii is good for is absorbing all the schizos to focus on her and away from the other girls I do feel bad for her because she barely gets any discussion here and when she does get a “discussion” it’s always when she’s collabing with the homos or she did something retarded again
>>44549340>atmThat my little sister song came out years ago and they never reconciled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-BeWTTPLo4>Mori unironically, UNIRONICALLY blaming "muh genetics" for her weightJesas
>>44549324Why does she stand like this?
>>44549369Kawaiiii
>>44546003Hey I'm working on a script to remove forcedplayermodel from maps, is the map folder under main svencoop the majority of them?
>>44549360Your mom's mid.
>>44549361
Who's a widdle oni?
>>44549004The homo audience and the freaks on twitter unironically
>>44549405do you blame your third world upbringing for looking like Christian Bale out of the machinist?
>>44549405She was destined to be a nonna
>>44548970Maybe she heavily relates to one of the 10+ idiots in the cast.
>>44549371I can't believe one mistranslated Yagoo interview is the cause for all this nonsense
>>44549439Not going to argue with that
AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>44549361Yeah, me.
>>44549284Well, you have "boomer" culture (anything older than 20 years old), Le 90 kids culture, "gamer culture", etc cetera
Towa should be required to do a mocopi stream every week
>>44549361sorry, I'm almost done
>>44549515fat fuck
>>44549316There’s also whatever went on with Aqua and Pekora.
>>44549477>>44549371So if it's a troll term how are >we supposed to refer to the culture centered around idols in Japan
>>44549503SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>44549371Guess Kronii is a tourist troll for saying "unfortunately idol culture is a thing" then?
>>44549368I don't recall chat it was superchats and in Japanese that she responded to, having to address the cringe questions interrupting the teetee to say they aren't fucking, she continued to gosling with moments of flirting from both sides even after
>>44547271Based La+ blessing us with one stream a week
>>44549426retardspine
Well, how was your day friends? Plenty of Hololive to enjoy
>>44549369Her mom can lend us a hand so we finish quicker!
>>44549254Words can take on new meanings if enough people agree on it, see what happened to literally
>>44549608this nigger doesnt even follow her on twitter
>>44549608retard
>>44549405I heard she was in good shape with an actual great body before Holo
>>44549629A better example would be "soul", which literally has four definitions to fit what basically amounts to "shit, but I like it".
>>44549570why do you need a word for something you know nothing about?
>>44549403I don't know about that, they seemed fine in Rust.
>>44549595Look at it like this, kronii does indeed hate idol culture but she loves idol money so much she’s putting up with it
>>44549619i'm sad
>>44549565I'm not aware of that one
If Kiara antis are eggs and Gura antis are barracudas/cripples, what are Kronii antis supposed to be?
>>44549254>>44549371The homobeggars/SJW/nijinigger crowd are the ones who came up with the term idol culture to blame the fact that some girls refused to fuck men on-stream.People /here/ then took the term and went "actually, this is a good thing".
This is how much Risu eats for lunch. Is it just me, or 2 spoon of rice and a slice of pagpag is not that filling? I know women eat less and 3rd worlders eat even less, but this makes me worry unironically
>>44549570Well, you have to determine if you're going to take all the negatives along with it - after all, "idol culture" inherently contains things like stalking down girls and burning merchandise in schizophrenic fits. It exists in the same sort of nebulous zone as >>>>American culture, in that for every one good thing like roast turkeys and turning right on red, you have Walmart scooters and mentally ill shooters.
>>44549595Kronii and parroting dumb buzzwords?who could have expected that?
>>44549712>what are Kronii antis supposed to be?based
>he keeps seething and making up blatant bullshitSit and spin, Kroniischizo
>>44549701Probably because it's doxshit from feud on streaming website way older than this board.
>>44549447
>>44549712brown
>>44549629reminder that people have been using the word literally to mean figuratively for literally hundreds of years
>>44548602>Quick run down?>anon write an essayWhat did anon mean by this?
>>44549712People who like hololive idols
>>44549719I could eat all that in a single bite...
>>44549660This is what alcohol took from you.
>>44549719t. american fatass
>>44549683I'm not the anon you're replying to, I'm simply pointing out that having some kind of terminology for this is useful even if it's not "idol culture"
/hlgg/ is a prime example of retard culture
>>44549712Hololive fans.
>>44549701Allegedly there’s some longstanding grudge between them. Reasons why vary from roommate rrats to one slapping the other in front of Yagoo.
>44549759This is what poverty in Japan will do to the Caucasian female body
>>44549693What’s the matter buddy
>>44549738Yeah, based on my cock going up your ass lmao
>>44549727Howabout "hololive culture"
>>44549712“They hated jesus because he told them the truth” or the shorter term for that
>>44549808not based on much then
>>44549719That's a fish bro, first time seeing them?
>>44549779Very true. We make fun of IRyS, but the bell curve on this thread probably has extreme highs with the average IQ being a comfortable 95.
>>44549719That's fish.
>>44549759Sex. I want to impregnate Mori so fucking much. I want to marry our daughter and raise her to be fit and sexy
>>44549819Kronii's antis don't have any truth to stand on, they literally out themselves as the dumbest niggers on this board
>>44549750That's most schizos though.
>>44549682You're confusing soul with SOVL.I.e. Noel's rendition of Shaka Beach is filled with SOVL
>>44549826based
>>44549719Thats a perfectly normal meal for someone who doesnt work out
>>44549802I want to kiss Towa
>>44549755>People who don't know shit about actual idols or what the girls go through try to label what the girls are
>>44549719>A cup of white rice and a piece of fish>SHE'S STARVING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHERE ARE THE MCNUGGIES!?
>>44549361Well yesIn less than 2 weeks
>>44549849the problem is Kronii told them what they don't ever wanna hear, and that's making them realize they've never felt the love or attention of a woman of the opposite sex
>>44549817Ironically, having professional male/female collabs seems to be relatively exclusive to Hololive since they're the only ones who can seem to manage it.
>>44549826Enough to impregnate you
>>44549851On what?
>>44548951Gura is such a rapeable little goblin
>>44549858>t.5'4 offife worker
>>44549701NND shitsince then aqua has tried to reach out to pekora multiple times but pekora refused to make up with heralso pekora was the aggressor in the NND drama toopekora is not a good person
>>44549882>Laplus's position, direct center, at the topBased
>>44549871Yeah I like hololive idols, not actual idols.
I'm afraid Mori's last impression on mainstream media will be audio of her deep throating a horse. I just saw a meme account unrelated to anime or Vtubing post about it with over 50k likes.
>>44549882next saturday actually
>>44549882Good on them keeping the Suisei and Aqua anti away
>>44549896
While we're on the subject, are (YOU) "cultured", anons?
>>445480724th birthday in a row that Gura has been a no-show now.
>>44549719I eat similar sometimes, but with sauce and a little more rice.I'd estimate that plate to be around 500 calories.>>44549796Not really, she actually said she specifically dieted to achieve that body in the very tweet that image is from. Mori legit can't stay thin if she isn't making a concentrated effort to do so. I'm the same.
>>445499066’0Before working out I ate that kind of stuff for a mid-day meal, and it was enough to keep me going until the evening
>>44549906>offife
Continuing counting posts of past threads.Results up to OP >>44544851: /hlgg/ has had 10709 threads, 3684 deaths, 14642492 posts, and /vt/ post ratio of 32.9%Data: threads https://pastebin.com/8gHwy7AY summary https://pastebin.com/rn7ngQLQ
>>44549759what does she have to do now that she stopped drinking? Takamori would be the most sex couple around if she got that thang back
>>44549955i read a book
>>44549858Too much rice, not enough protein
>>44549935proof?
>>44549888Funny how some things work like that
>>44549989you'd think with how low the post # is before death the ratio would decline faster, turns out the ENTIRE BOARD is fucking dying
>44549031Because some dumbass on her Twitter was grilling her on how Ame was looking at Haachama, which soured her mood.>>44549081I never said they hated each other. They're still very friendly to each other.
>>44549955nah
I don't really care what "x culture" you call it. I don't want male collabs, I don't want collabs with shitty ecelebs or vshojos or others on their level. It's really that simple.
>>44549935The Mori horse thing is the dumbest forced meme I have seen in a long time
KRONII THIS, KRONII THAT! IF YOU LOVE KRONII SO MUCH, THEN MARRY HER ALREADY!
>>44550041I didn't ask you
Alright if you’re so much better, what are your meals like?
>>44550047Any popular thing that makes western women look worse is a good thing in my book
>>44549905with the Miko thing it sounds like Peko holds grudges, if true
>>44549991She's been claiming to have lost weight since starting the diet but it's not really showing. It's kinda annoying how often she talks about her diet and working out so fucking often, and yet at the same time she'll randomly be like "I binged on chicken mcnuggets" and "i bought donuts for all of myth".
>>44549935Why are you following accounts that post fake horse porn audio anon?
>>44550049I'M TRYING
>>44550060Yesterday - 3 cups of rice and a ribeye steakToday - can of tuna and legume pastaTomorrow - just screaming
>>44550049idk
>>44550016https://twitter.com/ShitpostGate/status/1632856131927146496
>>44550049Sorry anon, I already have a wife, and her wife
How's Kanata's Dark souls?
>>44549930Please tell us what a 'Hololive' idol is
>>44550060Watamelon and KFP
>>44550094YOU ARE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH!
>>44548363No, they're asleep or in school, during her streams. I don't know if her antis are SEA or Yuros, but they both suck.
>>44550083>she'll randomly be like "I binged on chicken mcnuggets" and "i bought donuts for all of myth".After buying cats, Mori has finally become a Mediterranean grandmother complete with offering food to everyone at all times
>>44549719That looks like a decent lunch to me. I'd swap to brown rice and eat an apple or something for a little extra bulk, but I'm a lot bigger than a squirrel.
>>44550083Rubberbanding is hard
>>44550060I am not a short Indonesian female squirrel so it’s fucking stupid to compare but sure. I usually eat a sandwich with tuna in the morning alongside an omelette, and for the middle of the day something big, like two large pieces of chicken, plenty of rice, whatever shit food the mess has that day. I hate it but it’s free and I dont have choice. For evening its whatever I fancy
I can only assume all the anons here are in excellent shape and are extremely healthy
>>44550060I'm currently eating a chicken stir fry bowl I made. It's super tasty and easy to make since it's just chicken breast, frozen veggies, black beans made ahead of time, and some rice
>>44550104Anon.... your wives love each other more than they love you.
>>44549955Yes I do like huge tits, flat chests, armpits, incest, lactation, MILFs, lolis, legs, thighs, long hair, short hair, chubby girls, muscular girls, short girls, tall girls, monster girls, rape, reverse rape, hypnosis, time stop, corruption, purification, tan lines, pale skin, masks, and eyepatches. How did you know?
>>44550110She's got three bosses left.Manus, Kalameet, and Gwyn.They will fall.
>>44550079Pekora and Aqua are the two most socially inept girls in HoloJP, I wouldn’t read too much into that.
>>44550150An everlasting pot of sauce on the stove at all times
>>44550102>2M views
>>44550083she works out so much and all the dancing for cardio lately it has to pay off eventually
>>44550176That's fine anon, because it doesnt matter how much they love meI love them both anyway
>>44550145They are jiffing?
>>44550192And Werther's original in a decorative bowl by the foyer entrance.
>>44550195You overestimate how much cardio matters in calories burned per day.
I was wondering why everyone talks about Hololive. As it turns out, i was in the Hololive thread. Do you guys have nothing better to talk about? Like Nijisanji or Tempus? I want to see you argue. It makes me feel joy
>>44550185>hypnosisThis anon is a loser
>>44550083It's like IRyS>I wore a vr headset and shimmied back and forth for a while today so I think I'll reward myself with a cheesecake and two liters of soda!
>>44550251
>>44550251don't use my second wife to shitpost faggot
>>44550079whatever it was, it's in the past now.
>>44550185>doesn't like food or skin jacketingYou're not my tako
>>44550251Thanks for confirming you’re shitting up the thread
>>44550150One of these days she’ll be pinching Gura’s cheeks so hard she can lift the shark off the ground.
>>44550267Where did pigschizo go... He was based as fuck for always calling out that gluttonous beast...
>>44550288You're just as much of a fag as he is
>>44550195cardio just make you fater I try it
>>44550251t. nakirigumi
Anyway, I love Ina
>>44550267And IRyS wonders why they're all gonna call her ChubRyS.
>>44549935>>44550047It is forced but I giggle at the fact she prepared the horse with an hour long rimjob
Never forget that Ina washes her hands in the dark
>>44550342you have to actually eat less to lose weight anon, just exercising isn't going to cut it
I jerked off to your oshi.
How many stacks of Mount Dew does mori have in her pantry at all times?
>>44550251go back to your ESL 3view thread, zhang.
>>44550137OKAYUS GOING TO DIE OF DEHYDRATION
>>44550366Ina has blackout curtains in her room. She's used to living in darkness.
>>44550384I jerked off to you.
>>44550379I'm just going to take ozempic and get gastric bypass
>>44550384Good.
>>44550384LEAVE GURA'S FUTA COCK ALONE!
>>44550256How dare you shittalk hypnosis?
>>44550384thanks, it gives her more power
>>44550251You actually hate this girl and posted her here to see people shitting on her.
Im gonna shower and sleep. Goodnight!!! Enjoy Hololive or I will fuck your sister
>>44550305Skin suit stuff is weird and I can't help but think about how big of a mess it would be whenever food is involved>>44550256
>>44550221please don't look at my filenames
>>44549595Unless, you're a het shipper you really shouldn't be seething about Kronii shitting on you. Also, she called herself an idol so she's an idol.
>>44550424If Gura's cock is so good, why aren't you sucking it RIGHT NOW?
>>44550411whore(good) outfit
>>44550454>anon has a moment of realization
>>44550251wiwa cute
>>44550469Good night-WTF RUDE
>>44550342I've been consistently losing weight thanks to cardio. You just eat like a pig.
>>44550469I'll enjoy Hololive then as I don't want you to get hurt
>>44550233I don't know if Italian people like those, maybe a bowl of black licorice bites since it tastes like sambuca.
>>44550469My sister is dead.....
>>44550481Because Kiara is hogging it and wont share!And before Kiara it was Ina!And before Ina it was Ame!These girls are hogging all the cock for themself!
Who is the designated futa holo?
>>44550475That's not how it works. You have to actually try to be an idol. Otherwise you might as well call Veibae an idol.
>>44550433I was projecting I like them too, but hypnosis is lame because it's too easy man
>>44549955my goodreads has over 150 books read and I’m in my very early 20s so sure
>>44550540Gura and Kanata
>>44550544ogey anti
>>44550540Ninomae inanis.
I need to breed cunnyiara.....
>>445504333>4>1>2
>>44550540I think we can all agree it's Botan
>>44550469My sister is 60
>>44550540towa
>>44549687She likes the money, her fans and especially her co-workers. She has no intention on ruining something they've all been working 6+ months on.
>>44550558Life is short, easy is good
>>44550584UUUUUUUUOOOOOOH
>>44550345Nice, me too. Like a lot
I'm gonna rewatch the unbelievable believable off collab during these dead hours
>>44550583Ninomae Pena'nis
no moom stream tonight. it's safe to sleep.
>>44550544She’s an anal idol.
>>44550519...sorry?
>>44550185Pretty cool tastes Takobro.
Any cunny fanart of Ame in her swimsuit as she tries to survive lighting bolts or getting lost at the sea?
>>44549712Londoners.
>>44550540every answer given is correct.
>>44550595Oji-san...
>>44550540>>44550567>>44550583>>44550596>>44550606It's simple to tellGoogle "Hololive futanari"Post the first result that shows upThis was it for me https://files.catbox.moe/cqnyf3.jpg
>>44550640I read this as Ninomae Penalty
Nino may in anus
>>44550650Sounds like a classic moom trick to make me miss a stream, even if it’s probably right.
>>44550650I don't believe you. I will maintain my vigil for Mumei. Even if it's just a tweet or a member's post, I'll be there.