/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

poop

I love my wife so much!!

I LOVE MY WIFE

my wife

pet shart

Why does Gura knows so much about pigs

Gura is making you breakfast

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>44500929
I am almost certain that he is wrong. The one I think of is single color.

>>44501346

>>44501360
she grew up on a farm
she and mumei talked about the stinkiest animal poop in the room review

My wife is the cutest. I want to massage her cunny with a vibe.

Gura's poopoocaca. In my mouth.

>>44501360
why don't you?

>>44501360
farm girl

Gura questiosn the dangers of a pig being released. Mori says they were small. Mori admits it might've been mean and sorry about that. Pigs were hungry but weren't' starving. domesticated pig. They weren't' planned for butchering. Gura asking if she bathed the pigs. Kiara with the sad news that all the pigs died already. She can't say further because it might be a doxx.

>>44501360
she probably knows that pigs have explosive corkscrews

Gura has made pig noises a few times. She wants to be a pig and roll around in shit.

>>44501360
She has told stories about taking care of animals before so her family probably had some.

>>44501360
Not even a year ago she talked about doing volunteer work at a farm

Gooba seems to be doing well today.
Good, when she's happy I'm happy.

gura has not touched a pig before

>>44501548
She's hugged Mori though

>>44501548
she'lll touch me on our wedding night. I'll be her little shit eating piggy.

i swear gura is being sultry today on purpose T o T. her voice is so soothing

>>44501346

>>44501548
I've touched a pig

>>44501548
She touched me. T u T

>>44501621
motherfucker

Wasnt' strong tape for tags on pig. Gura thinks its a funny prank and that its true. Last story from Ame: Friends mum saved them from an agitated alligator with a wooden spoon. jesus, Ame.

>>44501621

>>44501676
i think she's enjoying it herself. Radio announcers do this too, they get all close to the mic and sound really good and conscious of how good they sound so they do it more.

My wife is very cute today
I hope you are glad I allowed her to stream again

>>44501621
based

Why did they have 0 teles in front of them the entire stream if they're not being used until the end

All of Ame's stories sound like bullshit, she chose them pretty well.

>>44501548
Makes sense, the only ones she's seen were covered in poopocobba.

>>44501925
Curious child + growing up in a lively area + neglectful parents = amelia's life

I want to awaken Gura's mommy senses

This is a youtube video I believe it was a spatula

>>44501925
everything Ame says sounds like bullshit because it usually is

>>44501924
They wanted to hide the distraction that is Gura's perfectly flat chest

>>44502035
You can find dozens of videos of people hitting gators with things

>>44502092
Exactly

>>44501925
Sounds like she grew up poor with parents that didn't pay too much attention, just like me...

Can Ame win Guiness Book of World Records for so many near death experiences? Ame's mom smacked it in the gators eye? She was trying to make a salad with the spoon. Kiara can't related with no alligators in Austria. Gura would think there would be a sign if there were gators or dinosaurs around.

>>44502092
what kind of fuckhead would hit an alligator. leave the poor fuckers alone.

I live in Florida and swam in gator waters my whole childhood

Somebody should show Kiara that kid that got snatched by a gator at Didney.

if only gura was like this for every collab

>>44502211
Well if they're coming after you

Theres videos of some flordian retard wrestling barechested with crocs and anacondas

>adam sandler
SHUT UP MORI
SHUT UP MORI
SHUT UP MORI
SHUT UP MORI
SHUT UP MORI
SHUT UP MORI

>>44501925
her stories sound like your average day in spicland
I used to play in a dumpster with my cousins, we used to play with used syringes and also we used to mix liquids we found around

>>44502260
Most collabs are boring as fuck.

I've seen videos of cats scaring off gators

>>44502273
rubbish, if you leave them alone, they leave you alone.

Does Goob sound older than usual?

>>44502359
They tell us the same about the trolls and threadshitters but its all a lie there too

Gurass

>>44502427
It's the studio mic.

>>44502339
and you wonder why we don't want you fucks immigrating here.

>>44502171
Ame is a chronic liar

Gura doesn't think Ame could ourrun an alligator. Mori with the obvious Adam Sandler reference of Waterboy. Gura mentioning the man that hit an alligator with a pan? Ame ran 30~40 feet where her mom was? Gator didn't lunge. Just shook his head angry. Gura with the gator impression. Gator was threatened and came out of the water. Ina mom story, saw in the corner of the eye that she was going to trip and caught Ina's sister behind her back. That was the same friend that floated out into sea!

>>44502427
mac jammed halfway down her throat

>>44502359
They absolutely get hungry and go after kids/animals all the time. A kid died a fucking disney from a gator a few years ago and it was everywhere on the news

>>44502444
Smell check

>florida stories
uh

Kiara's only just learning how bad Amelia's childhood was..

>>44502499
yeah, me

>>44502499
Its hot. She should do it more often

>>44502588
"Why does everything fucked up happen in Florida?"

>>44502507
here in straya if you don't fuck with animals they don't fuck with you. Just don't play in alligator mouths.

Gura was right on the first one!

Ame's story: lighting was false. I thought so. She only has 1 truth.

Ame cheated...

>>44502660
It's like swamp Ohio

Gura got all three Ame ones right

my poopoo guts are rumbly and i think i'm gonna fard.

SASUGA!

Gura loves Ame so much

Gura knows Amelia so well

Sasuga shark

drifting to sea was real like her nightmares of the sea. Gator was false. Gura in the lead for now. Gura knows Ame well.

Gura smart

amesame...

my wife is so smart..

Ugh. Here come the shippers. Fuck sake

4/4 outta Gura so far

Gura gonna full sweep. Her intelligence to things like this is way too good

>>44502751
Yeah...

>>44502493

chimkin you didn't think the screen design very welll

I taught this girl well is what I would like to say but if she thinks bending over for deals makes her strong I really fucked up

Do any of you have an entertaining video to gawr gura video to watch on YouTube? I want to see what these VTubers are like and I’m finally looking to check it out. Sorry to be coming in here asking for stuff I figured if anywhere you all may know some good videos

how is she so good at calling BS

I can't believe Gura fell for the pig story, it's such a common story

Calli was in a concert with guys and was molested as a child lmfao. Deadbraps btfo.

Pig story was false. It was done before she entered high school. Child scam and drums were true.

>>44503053
yeah if he wasn't harrassing it, it would have left him alone. Also alligators and crocs do a lot of posturing, they more scared of you than you're scared of them.

>>44503089
Emotional intelligence

I'd never try lying to Gura methinks.

Cat story false. Family robbed is true. There was clip about this. She was scared of the dark after this incident.

>>44503212
>Also alligators and crocs do a lot of posturing
Talk shit, get hit

Kiara's brother was sniffing her underwear yeah right...

Gura 1 for 3 on Kiara

>>44503374
you'd hit a cat if it hissed at you huh?

SASUGA

my wife is strong

Gura got all of Ame's right. Mori got all of Kiara's right. THEY ARE. Gooba story: Apple story is true. She's got to prove it.

They mixed up the stories

I knew it.

WE NEED PROOF

>true
Well alright, shit, I kneel.

GURA STRONG

>>44503509
I have

I KNEW IT, TFT

Gura's POWERFUL tiny hands...

yep

Yeah, got all three right. Gura really isn't the kinda girl to wear a skirt that short

Yep, skirt was fake.

Gura pulled a sneaky

>>44503656
nope lol

SASUGA SHARK

WHAT

Oh wow, she got me

Yeah I know her better than anyone.

skirt to belt was false. the body massager was false. She just saw a video on it. She wouldn't put protein powder in eggs because its disgusting.

>called the short skirt one
gura would NEVER go out with a mini skirt

OH FUCK THE BRAT.

>>44503727
FUCK I GOT BAITED, SHE CHEATED JUST LIKE AME

damn she got me with the massager story

GURA IS A MASTER TRICKSTER

my pink skirt dreams... crushed...

Gura would never double-dip her vibrator in her food

Ok you know what I think I might believe the lex luthor gura theories after this

Bros she doesn't masturbate.....

I guess I'm fucking crazy. I could have sworn the massager one was true and that she'd told us before

>gura cheats
>ame cheats
THEY ARE cheaters

Oh so Gura fucked up like Ame and choose two false ones too

>>44503779
What are you gonna do, chumbie?

gex guthor i kneel

the only true was not even a story.

Ina spraying water was true. Wanted to say hi back and hurried back to class. Only Gura got this right. Looks like Gura's winning? Book story was actually false. Ame got it right. A slight discrepancy in Ina's story. Acing the course was true.

skirt and massager false, truly the master teaser

So in the end we got true stories of everyone in myth except Gura. The only true thing she gave us was a weird apple fact.

Kinda disappointed ngl

>>44504000
sasuga.

>>44503952
No Kiara said that they had different amounts

>>44503943
Why would she need to if she has me?
Also if anything that she said that doing so would be 'icky' only fuels the theory that it's a vibe

>Gura's voice just now
GOD SHE'S ADORABLE
MY WIFE IS SEXY AND CUTE
I LOVE HER

I thought the protein powder part was just a joke, not a part of her story...

>>44503802
Kiara said at the start it could be either 2 truths or 2 lies, she assigned them

>>44504000
damn brat...

>>44503952
when the stream started kiara said some people would have 2 lies

GURAME SWEEP

the tit circles

sigh.. they are

>>44504000
classic paranoid gura

>>44503943
Nah, she definitely does

>>44504036
I didn't even realize that but I expect nothing less of Gura. Hiding all her secrets even when Kiara tries to dox secret stories

>>44504036
yoou should know her by now. lol. She keeps her cards close to her flat chest, and I love her for it.

>>44504036
Master dox evader at it again

Gura and Ame have well trained bullshit detectors

Amesame tied. THEY ARE. Ina's the lowest one. Ina..... Ina trusts too much. Gura will duplicate Ame's detective license.

My wife sniffs ants and the truth.

That second Ina story way obviously a lie, surprised Gura didn't get that.

>>44504244
She tasks me, and I shall have her.

>AMESAME TIE
THEY ARE
>AMESAME TIE
THEY ARE
>AMESAME TIE
THEY ARE
>AMESAME TIE
THEY ARE
>AMESAME TIE
THEY ARE
>AMESAME TIE
THEY ARE
>AMESAME TIE
THEY ARE
>AMESAME TIE
THEY ARE
>AMESAME TIE
THEY ARE
>AMESAME TIE
THEY ARE
>AMESAME TIE
THEY ARE
>AMESAME TIE
THEY ARE
>AMESAME TIE
THEY ARE
>AMESAME TIE
THEY ARE

>>44504036
I swear Gura's done something like two lies and a truth before where we also didnt learn anything about her and i felt the same way

Oh god they fucking summoned him

Who?

Gura is my Moby Dick, because I want to pierce her with my spear.

Guys????????

God she was so fucking cute today

dance rehearsals so maybe no group call in

>>44504532
That she's my wife? Yeah

Happy birthday to IRyS? I honestly didn't know it was happening.

>>44504532
truehaha

Is this still practice for fes they're doing, or is there going to be something else too? Seems like a lot to just be for one event

>>44504510(me)
>>44504445
who?

>>44504532
Need the "Unbelievable based" logo edit with the True circle on top of her head

>>44504414
>>44504036
She's just like me!

>>44504553
oh I didn't even think about a call in because she hasn't done one in a while.

>>44504611
>non loli vtubers.
do they even exist?

>>44504036
>he thought Gura would ever tell her fans a story about her life
why havent you learned yet?

Alright I'm gonna dip. No doubt the shipfags are dodging the rope to come and spam here now. See you buds tomorrow

gura was perfect today

>>44504619
they have not started on their fes material yet.

>>44504611
eh, nobody really cares about IRyS anyway so you're forgiven on that one

That was a fun collab, I'm completely satisfied buds

>>44504652
The amesame spammer but I guess they aren't spamming on cooldown until they get banned again this time

>they still have rehearsals
God, I want this shitty arc to end already. COME HOME SHARKY

>more dance rehearsal!
>yaaaaay.....
gooruh...

>>44504405
YES! Dreams are real!

>>44504723
I'm gonna dip. Dip my finger in Gura's butthole, and lick it.

>>44504036
Well... the one time she shared a childhood story she got her parents hard doxxed so yeah I don't blame her.

>>44504774
ah shit I didnt acknowledge his existence pay no heed to my prior messages then

>>44504819
based

that was fun

>>44504703
The last time I thought this she blew me the fuck out with a Christmas story.

She sounds good this morning.

>>44504892
Its too late. Its your fault now.

OK so the secret to good Gura content from collabs is clearly to have Gura well-mic'd
Every offcollab from now on, Gura should have like a lapel mic or something

>>44504857
yeah what happened?

And to think we had shitposters about everything being "done".... anyways fucking amazing Collab Gura was talking a lot I wanted her to win but a tie is also okay

>>44504857
Wait what story was that

>>44504996
>>44505024
he is lying

>>44504913
I would eat Gura's shit. I wouldn't eat Ame's shit though. Gross.

Good collab. I can't wait for a solo stream so I can goom to her voice.

Well at least we know Gura wears a hat when she's out and about in Japan. Probably trying to hide her identity. I wonder what type of hat she wears. You guys think it's baseball hat?

I must admit that I got pleasantly surprised by the collab. It was super fun. Even Mori wasn't being annoying or anything. 10/10 as far as full myth collabs go.

My wife was very cute (and sexy) today!!!

It's BS that she isn't willing to rip an apple on stream. Does she think the apple pieces are going to become sentient and broadcast her IP address for revenge?

I'm glad Kiara came up with a game that Gura would enjoy

>>44504967
also to make sure she gets proper sleep and a nap the day before, and not cutting short her special secret time with the chumbies for the stream

>>44504036
the skirt was probably real even if she didn't cut it up, she seemed to have a fairly detailed description of it

That's our Gura for the day. What are the chumbies going to do?

>>44504723
why are you gay

>>44505193
>even mori wasn't super annoying
Not for lack of trying. She even inserted an adam sandler "joke" but everyone thankfully ignored her. She probably knows she can't unleash herself in the studio

Ok. Gura needs to copy that mic set up when she gets home. I'm sick of hearing her in lower quality or with buzzing in the background cause her settings are so fucked up

>>44505191
Child hat. T u T

>>44504036
And she was right to do so technically.

Mori's childhood doxxed
Ame's childhood state doxxed
Ina's school almost doxxed
Kiara's dox doxxed

>>44505301
The vibe was real too. Gura literally described her vibe for us. again

>>44505191
She is walking around japan with a ten gallon cowboy hat

>>44505407
As if people haven't already doxxed every aspect of Gura's life too

>>44505193
I'm glad they weren't alll talking over each other, everyone had their turn, and everyone got to interact with each other, everyone had their say. And I'm still rocking a boner from Gura having the mic halfway down her throat. God her voice is so fucking sex. I actually wonder if Gura is in the process of trying to lower her voice pitch, I wonder. Don't mind if she does either way desu.

>>44505191
She's wearing one of these.

>>44505417
Howdy

>>44505211
I don't think it will make the sound you're hoping it would

>>44505407
I just want an oshi who gives a little trust and talks about herself, man. She can do some opsec to hide the incriminating shit, but Gura just goes scorched Earth and gives nothing

>>44504036
Gura nightmare is literally to be doxxed in public. I'm 100% positive she carries that child beeper thing in public just in case.

>>44505407
She just wanted to remind us that she eats apples and that apples make her fart.

>>44505513
The smug Gura voice as she crows in victory? The astonished ahs of the watchers? It would. And that's happening offstream.

we know Gura wears pom pom hats

>>44505191
Stahlhelm, I know because she told me so in a dream.

>>44505483
My little national socialist loli can't be this cute.

>>44505211
She's obviously afraid of the apple making her fart on stream anon.

>>44505615
God I love that BGM so much. Really helps calm me every time I hear it

Now that it's over, did she ever mention the apple thing onstream? No not a newfag asking for a timestamp, I genuinely do not remember.

>>44505191
tard helmet

>>44505605
Anon they didn't actually have an apple for her to do it with on stream

This is a very nice stream, good night chumbies

>>44505191
She's wearing whatever cap Agua is wearing

https://streamable.com/9b1vnj

>>44505191
Clearly a cowboy hat, and she greets everyone with howdy.

>>44505605
now that she's told us guaranteed she's going to get an apple and do it at some point on stream. chat won't let this go.

>>44505876

>>44505876
And now she fucking hates that game. Is it because they never played with her again?

>>44505615
>when you get offered free candy what do you say everybody? YYYYEEEEEEEESSSS of course you say yes..! and then you can whine about it...

>>44505778
I have definitely heard about that fact before, but I have no idea if it was from Gura or not.

>>44506033
Pretty sure that's on the game itself

>>44505778
No she never has.

>>44505407
People joke about LE "doxxx" but you just know the Ame parents moment is going to have some weird comment sections once it gets clipped

>>44506033
I've put hundreds of hours into DBD and completely get it. You love it but at the same time playing it makes you hate yourself, life, and all of existence. It's cancer that you're addicted to

>>44505191
Who mentioned a hat? I missed it.

>>44506033
Nah the devs are constantly making their game worse.

>>44506033
Anon, the game is shit and keeps getting worse

>>44506033
It became a homo Collab game

>>44506173
This. They are making the game worse with every update and have been for a while but it's an equal vlend of infuriating and addicting and you either drop it in a few hours, drop it after like a thousand hours, or you're stuck. Forever.

When all the girls are doing dancing practice in their comfy tracky dacks (sweatpants), do you think any accidental farts slip out when they're bending over and flexing and dancing around. Bet Gura has let out a couple toots and they all laughed, lucky bastards probably got to smell it. I'm gonna go watch cute girls farting on youtube and insert my Gura tulpa into them and goom some thick as fuck ropes. Wish me luck.

How does she manage to be so sexy and cute at the same time?
God I wanna hug her so much and nakadashi her every day.

why was her voice so relaxed today?

I can't get over how sultry she sounded today.

>>44506404
Probably partly her jwu voice

>>44506397
she had the sexy up to 11 today, rather than cute. And it was delicious.

>>44506324
I was consider joining it lately, was it really that bad?

>>44505191
I'm pretty sure it was mentioned on some stream that she had a pompom hat in japan

>>44506404
No stress of setting up the collab b/c staff did 99 percent of it.

>>44506598
Males setup the collab for them and that's a good thing. The difference is night and day.

>>44506359
why is this pose so popular among the youth?

>>44506566
I clawed my way out before the DH change hit, but the things I hear from afar aren't great. Even if they were improving the game and it was at it's best, you still have a long road ahead of you full of 5-10 minute match finding followed by someome immediately disconnecting, every other match. If you're lucky.

>>44506814
dunno. reminds me of episode 2 of shojo ramune. It's an image you can almost smell.

>>44506749
It's fine as long as the filthy males killed themselves after setting it up.

I still haven't had enough Gooba!

>>44506566
It has one of the most toxic communities in any video game. On par with the worst dregs of stuff like csgo. And it's purely multiplayer where the behavior of the players can seriously affect your experience

>>44506814
Is the only pose that they can be sexy and use the "I'm just stretching guys" cope

Gura probably has socks on right now, and they're slowly getting sweatier.

>>44506972
>>44506863
So will it be better if I play as a killer? I find I was addicted to watch clips and playthroughs of the game and looks kinda of fun.

myth love

"Gura used a vibrator to whip eggs?! "
i hate clipper faggots

>>44506931
Holomyth's kamikaze tech support squad. Setting up the mics and carving out their organs to preserve gura's purity

>>44507235
dont run

>>44507181
Anon
killer was what I was talking about
survivor is less shit and dev's favorite

>>44507181
i pretty much only play killer, but you get bullied alot at certain levels, getting blinded from behind can get enraging and people complain that you are tunneling them after they piss you off

>>44507189
...how big are these
God how many more display cases am I gonna need

>>44507293
Isn't it more economical for them to wear hazmat suits? That way they keep their male molecules away from Gura.

>>44507181
I'm the opposite of the other guy, I mostly played survivor. The game is definitely slanted in survivors favor, but they're just infuriating in different ways. You won't join into a match and have someone leave, immediately making your life ten times harder, but when a killer has a bad game holy shit do they have a bad game.

>>44506749
This is why Gura should live with me so I can be her dedicated tech support husband, she'll enjoy streaming much more that way

>>44507659
Well they could sell the organs.

What's the best way to play DBD to ruin the game for everyone else? Like just how annoying can you be? Been intentionally feeding in mobas for 15 years now.

>>44507659
>It's fine for guys to have sex with her if they wear a condom
No, harakiri is the only option. It does mean that Cover is going through employees fast though, you're up soon chumbie

>>44507854
>>44507500
>>44507585
Shit maybe I will try it a little bit when there's a discount on steam

>>44508031
>You can have sex with Gura without a condom as long as you die afterwards.
I'm cool with this.

Reminder that Gura made imagine her as a 10-13 year old wearing an ultra short skirt

>>44508498
Also using her sticky just-used vibe to blend eggs.

>>44508431
unironically, without hesitation. Even fine with it if they botch the execution, to be able to cum inside her and give her children. I'd like to be there to raise them, but ya do what you can do.

>>44508498
But didn't want us to imagine Ame that way, she wants us to herself.

>>44508498
But she's 11 in human years.

As a newly appointed ambassador Gura demanded the removal of all m*les in Tokyo for the duration of her stay.

>>44508580
gonna use that trick on her cunny. like curl the fingers right up against her g-spot, thumb on her clit, and vibe away, can catch her cum in my mouth.

Yeah, my childwife.

>>44508498
>It was a fake story so she literally just picked an age

>>44508835
it's the age she self inserts as. Can't wait to buy her a randoseu and fuck her in it.

>>44508835
or was it a double gaslight

kek

>>44508835
There's a high chance she actually owned it. We need to follow up next time she chats.

>>44508946
>the fake stories were actually true, she just said that they were fake so people won't believe leaks
Sasuga Lex Luthor

>>44508649
don't worry Gura I only think Ame is sexy when you're fucking her

new toy

>>44508976
It truly is a Guracore story so you may be right

>>44509085
I need that puffy mound right now.

>>44508964
Based

Gura has a little lady butt

>>44509091
think about it! Gura cutting a skirt too short or breaking an apple in half with her hands

>>44509237
And little lady front parts.

Her voice was so sex today!

T u T

I truly doubt Gura can break an apple with her tiny child hands

>>44506397
same desu

>>44509649
It's a matter of leverage

>>44509649
maybe some baby apple

if you guys keep calling Gura sexy she's going to believe it and do the lovenest for real

>>44509640
His best one in a while.

>>44509640
I'm so glad her gills get the recognition they deserve now

>>44510093
GOOD

>>44510093
I hope so.

>>44510135
I do not appreciate gills they just look like surgery scars

>>44510093
>I can't do succubus RP, I don't have the right kind of voice
biggest lie she's ever told.

>>44509133

>>44510437
>posting *ori

>>44510265
same, honestly. the really subtle ones like in Shark'd are alright, but I prefer without.

>>44509133

Gura is my wife

>>44510310
It's a lie she needed to tell. She knows that there would be a gobal goom shortage if she ever did a succubus RP.

>>44509133

I can't stop thinking about the gura gill rape sex

>>44511049
the what?

It just hit me that it's already March

I can't stop thinking about keeping Gura as a personal sex pet.

>>44511049
https://files.catbox.moe/fpfmdg.png

>>44511049
Gura is for gentle breeding by her loving husband (me).

>>44511179

I hope our first time cybersexing is super lovey dovey.

>>44511167
Don't remind me.

>>44511437
It will be. Japan has her so pent up that she's going to unleash her frustrations with cybersex when she gets home.

I really hope we get the follow up "hanging out" at Gura's house RP when she's back home.

>>44511167
I already fucked up the exercising consistently goal but at least I'm still doing it some and I'm eating so much better that it cured my ED somehow.

fun stream
i miss solo gura BUT she's at her best when bantering with others

>>44504913
That's a good pic aaaand saved.

>>44511179

>>44511722
note: "others" includes the chumbies

imagine this is a soundpost with Gura saying GET IN THE SLIT as I doubt I'll ever muster up the motivation to make it

Gura being in Japan this long definately made her horny. She misses her toys back home and it has made her so pent up.

>>44512318
i'm her toys btw

>>44512318
I've kept saying it, but no one believes me when I say that Gura got caught masturbating by Ina on the first day in Japan and has been too scared to do it since.
Her little cunny must be begging so vehemently for Gura to touch it...

>>44512318
Yeah me. I miss her warmth...

>>44512459
I doubt it, but I'll believe just because it's hot to imagine.

>>44512318
Japan has the best toys though. Imagine all the experimentation she's been doing...

>>44512673
Gura's only experimentation was buying an egg vibe just like her hentais.

Sex with a fembud.

I'm the king of /ggg/.

>>44513034
You're the onahole of /ggg/.

>>44513034
my onahole is here

>we learned Gura doesn't clean her vibrator today
Gross Gura

>>44513293

is gura actually a genius?
math skills aside

>>44513293
she's just like me
I fill up my onahole and I'll wait to the end of the day to clean it, sometimes it can be 12 hours or more sometimes I fall asleep and forget

>>44513622
I do think she's smart, but her intelligence is lopsided.

>>44513293

I need to find something to goom to.

>>44513702
gill sex

>>44513702
God I want Gura to wear clothes soaked with my cum...

>>44513622
Her non-academic intelligence is very high. Unless you're a clipwatcher that should be very obvious by this point

>my enthusiasm for timestamping waxes
>anons enthusiasm for timestamping wanes as I pelt them with timestamp requests

>>44513835
i don't know...

>>44513964
I didn't say she doesn't need the retard helmet. She has literally 0 situational awareness

I am starved for Gura horror content.
And RE is NOT scary.

>>44514247
Choo Choo Charles it is then!

>>44514247
Gura wants to pee for us so badly but no game is scary enough to make her.

>>44514334
Better than nothing I guess.

>>44513964
I love her so much you have no idea.

>>44514406
Yeah.. haha..

>>44514406
>no game is scary enough to make her

>>44514247
We need to keep recommending her horror games because she keeps forgetting.

Gawr Gura made me into a pissfag.

>>44514637
Gawr Gura made me into a footfag and gave me a ddlg fetish.

>>44514637
Gura did not make me a lolicon but she made me more of a lolicon. Jerking off to non lolis isn't even enjoyable anymore.

>>44514406
>He doesn't know

>>44514835
I obviously meant again. She's been looking for another scary game for ages.

I just can't stop thinking about Gura's poop and her little butthole

>>44506179
Ina said Gura's hats are cute

>>44514987
Weird how the global janny insta-deletes you and lets you literally shit up the thread here.

>>44505778
Nope, she never has

>one story is about wearing a tiny skirt
>one story is about using a "back massager" that she won't name the brand of
does she do this on purpose?

Does anyone have that compilation of Gura handsigned signatures?

>>44515225
Why doesn't she want fembuds using the same brand as her?

>>44515225
congrats, you've successfully gaslighted

>>44514573
I've lost hope. Was even recommended near October I think. Maybe she played it offline.

>>44515092
Thanks, I tuned out whenever Gura wasn't speaking and wasn't prepared for this.

>>44515094
What the hell are you talking about?

>>44514637
Gura gave me a Gura fetish.
I can't get off to this shit figuratively and literally unless it's Gura

>>44515421
>Lost in Vivo
I really want to watch her play that along with Darkwood and Alien Isolation.

>>44515421
>Lost in Vivo
I really want to watch her play that along with Darkwood, Alien Isolation, and Haunting Ground.

>>44515556
>>44478721
>>44478872

>>44515300
complication? I never saw it and im the anon that was collecting all the signatures I could find I think I found just over 60 before I stopped looking so hard

>>44515660
>>44515770
Me too, brother, me too.

Slit.

Little butt

Gura made me into her husband.

>>44515300
Here's mine

>>44516694
Yeah, me. We just smooched (shit was SO cash)