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>> No.44499083

YOU GUYS SUCK

>> No.44499088

>>44498798
JESAS MY SIDES

>> No.44499089

>>44499068
what a dope

>> No.44499097

>>44498816
as a two-parent kid and they're still married i can related to her. the most destructive thing in your life is yourself.

>> No.44499096

Towa...

>> No.44499099

Photoshop didn't start doing Monthly Fees until like, post CS2. Everything before was a 1 time deal. I got photoshop for free from my school that held a program for it because of it

>> No.44499100

ina anger issues

>> No.44499104

Ina is lazy?

>> No.44499108
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>> No.44499113

Chumbuds your oshi disses people with dead parents?

>> No.44499111

I LOVE NERDY ASIAN GIRLS

>> No.44499114
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44499114

>>44498798
Damn...

>> No.44499116

Gura has never been to class

>> No.44499117

>>44498890
>>44498979
more specifically, very early on she answered some question (q&a stream? don't recall) that made it sound like her parents were out of the picture. something like "they're not in this timeline."

>> No.44499118
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>> No.44499120
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44499120

'melier

>> No.44499121
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>> No.44499125

Ina, most of your genmates aren't college-educated...

>> No.44499128
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44499128

My Ina!

>> No.44499130

>>44498661
Gura is the perfect little girl
Which is not necessarily a good thing. She's mentally stunted

>> No.44499131

ina...

>> No.44499134

>>44499000
Have you zoomers never pirated anything in your fucking lives?

>> No.44499135

>>44499083
I didn't want to get banned for making a Towa thread again, gomen

>> No.44499137

Everystory is true My Ina never lies

>> No.44499143
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44499143

Ina smart

>> No.44499145
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44499145

>paying the monthly fee

>> No.44499146

holy shit you guys suck at making threads

>> No.44499150

no kiara we just want the paper

>> No.44499154

Ame mood status?

>> No.44499152

Goombus is actually a sheltered retard

>> No.44499155
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44499155

Y'ALL SLACKIN

>> No.44499160

kiara is so funny

>> No.44499161

>>44498798
Can you fit the podium in too?

>> No.44499167

>>44499108
Fucking bitch

>> No.44499170
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44499170

Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.44499166

>>44498798
what the actual fuck IS her problem

>> No.44499169
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44499169

>>44499000
THEY WANT TO INTRODUCE SUBSCRIPTION TO PC PROCESSOR TO "UNLOCK OVERLOCK"

>> No.44499177

>>44499108
She gets 1 per year

>> No.44499179
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44499179

Wait, what was the library story again? I forgot already.

>> No.44499181

>>44499083
yeah, me

>> No.44499185
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44499185

reminder

>> No.44499187

Kiara... You don't go to university to learn... you go to get that piece of paper at the end...

>> No.44499191

>>44499108
I understand 2/3 things here. Why the girl with the blue?

>> No.44499193

Gura is extra retarded today, she legit does not think before talking

>> No.44499195

GURA USED A VIBRATOR TO COOK

>> No.44499199

TRUE

>> No.44499201

That eggs? Mine

>> No.44499202

UOOOH GURA WHIPPED HER CERVIX

>> No.44499204

"body" massager

>> No.44499209

True

>> No.44499208

True

>> No.44499212

So Ame and Kiara suffered the most? Or is it a different EN member?

>> No.44499211

Ina is right. I had to take a library science class that was a 1 hour credit for half a semester to get a dual degree.

>> No.44499214
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44499214

KIARA LOVE

>> No.44499215

So Kiara doesn't understand college

>> No.44499219

Sasuga European actually likes learning things

>> No.44499220

>body massager

>> No.44499224

>body massager

>> No.44499221

Kiara and her 0 college experience

>> No.44499223

"Massager"

>> No.44499225
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44499225

I got too distracted by Gura's autism and forgot to listen to Ina's story

>> No.44499229

Goober...

>> No.44499228

UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.44499231
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44499231

Ina's Han is beginning to manifest. They need to end the collab soon.

>> No.44499226
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44499226

>DON'T YOU GUYS HAVE PARENTS???

>> No.44499230

>gun massager
>beat her eggs
yeahhhhh

>> No.44499232

Definitely True

>> No.44499233

A "body massager"

>> No.44499236
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44499236

>Ina can only think of stories about school and going to the library
What a fucking nerd

>> No.44499237

>body massager

>> No.44499234
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44499234

Lapsama my friend

>> No.44499235

>"""""""""""""""""body massager""""""""""""""""""""""

>> No.44499239

GURA USED HER VIBRATOR

>> No.44499238

Gura used her vibrator on her eggs

>> No.44499241
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44499241

how the fuck is gura still alive?

>> No.44499242

>>44499108
This one should keep the catalogue going for at least a year.

>> No.44499245

>I once used a body massager

Yab.

>> No.44499254

ToT

>> No.44499252

Ina's sheltered childhood
Ame raised by wolves

>> No.44499259

hmmmmmmm

>> No.44499256

GURA’S VIBRATOR UUUOOOHHHH

>> No.44499260

Gura is not subtle today

>> No.44499263

>kiara can't possibly believe people would be forced to waste money on university classes just to stay afloat and keep in the program

>> No.44499262

I bet she uses that massager for other things as well

>> No.44499265
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44499265

>>44498818
>anon doesn't realize Kiara watches true crime and knows that police deliberately ask loads of seemingly random detail questions to witnesses to see if they contradict themselves or are just making shit up on the spot
Kiara's questions are the most big-brained

>> No.44499266
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44499266

In case you missed it
https://poal.me/gug5kh
https://poal.me/gug5kh
https://poal.me/gug5kh
https://poal.me/gug5kh

>> No.44499267

Gura's masturbator...

>> No.44499272

TuT

>> No.44499268

GURACOOOOOOOOOOOORE
https://youtu.be/qaitHKsHu9Q

>> No.44499269

Gura...

>> No.44499271

GURA USED A DILDO TO MAKE EGGS

>> No.44499270

I'm putting together a memorial video for Koyori's funeral, reply with any messages or images you want included in it.

>> No.44499277

>>44499000
based, I still use CS2

>> No.44499279

SEX

>> No.44499282

>to whip my eggs
Gura?

>> No.44499281
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>> No.44499284

>These questions

Ame getting back at Gura kek.

>> No.44499280
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44499280

I think Ina’s half lying. Like, she went to 2 lectures so most of the details are true except for the “single lecture” part so it’s still a lie.

>> No.44499290

https://youtu.be/0fwP3zRGsQo
>gura is just making up stories based on tiktoks shes seen

>> No.44499292
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44499292

This is fucking true, there's no way it isn't when it's coming from Gura.

>> No.44499296

>>44499191
That is Gura

>> No.44499298

100% true.

>> No.44499303

yup, that's Gura alright

>> No.44499302

>>44499191
that's gawr gura

>> No.44499300

>BODY MASSAGER
UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.44499306

>Ina: I didn't return a library book
>Ina: I skipped class
>Ame: I almost drowned
>Kiara: I almost got murdered and raped
>Ame: I almost drowned again

>> No.44499309

Gura used her dildo to whip her eggs...

>> No.44499308

gura's hitachi magic wand...

>> No.44499312

GURA JUST ADMITTED
RIGHT NOW
TO MASSAGING HER EGGS
SHES NOT A CHILDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.44499315

GURA'S VIBE UOOOHHHH

>> No.44499317
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>> No.44499314

SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>> No.44499320

WHERES THE REST OF IT

>> No.44499318

"body massager"

>> No.44499319

>>44498859
Motherfucker, how are you doing this

>> No.44499322

Gura has a vibrator confirmed.

>> No.44499321

>>44499118
>>44499120
What the FUCK Ina.

>> No.44499326

>>44499179
Ina rented a book from the library for a whole year

>> No.44499329

GURA USED A VIBE TO MASSAGE MY BALLS, I AM SORRY YOU HAD TO FIND OUT THIS WAY

>> No.44499327

>don't you want to get the most out of university?
Germans and their autism...

>> No.44499331

>>44498798
it hurts

>> No.44499338
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44499338

Man, I kinda wish Ame tell everyone her Silent Hill story.

>> No.44499334

>Gura is whipping the eggtards
B-B-B-B-BASED!

>> No.44499336
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44499336

cant you just whip eggs with a fork?

>> No.44499340

>body massager
HER VIBRATOR

>> No.44499335

"""whip eggs"""

>> No.44499343

GURA SHOT AME'S PARENTS IN MINECRAFT THAT BITCH

>> No.44499344

>Ame asking gura which attachment she uses
THEY ARE?

>> No.44499345

gura used a vibrator to whip eggs

>> No.44499348

Do you guys just say UOH to everything Gura says?

>> No.44499352
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44499352

>>44499108
fucking kek

>> No.44499353

I believe this

>> No.44499354
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44499354

Have you received any Holo merch this year? I got a bunch in today.

>> No.44499355
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44499355

gura and kiara never went to college and it shows

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44499358

>Whip eggs
Yea, mine

>> No.44499359

>What kind of massager
>What attachment
AME?

>> No.44499366

>Bullet body massager
Bros..

>> No.44499369

I'm Gura's body massager btw, this is true

>> No.44499371

>Ame trying to make Gura say she has a vibrator
Is this payback?

>> No.44499370

Gura's eggy cunny...

>> No.44499375
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44499375

Wait, I just noticed the fucking mascots at their stands.
Since when were they there?!
Am I fucking blind?!

>> No.44499374

>massager
Just say vibrator at that point lmao.

>> No.44499376

>Gura story
>Ame asks more questions than before
But she’s supposed to hate Gura after the comment???

>> No.44499382

Holy shit what is wrong with Gura

>> No.44499379

guraaaaa

>> No.44499381
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44499381

>body massager with multiple attachments
You just know.

>> No.44499380

>>44499284
Anon that is 100% the kind of questions Gura wanted

>> No.44499383

Gura has a vagina

>> No.44499387

>>44499219
Nah, its the same in Europe, Kiara just has no clue since she's never been.

>> No.44499386
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44499386

Bonus Ame story
>>44498800
Ame almost died when her brother lit their home on fire and her plan was to hide in a closet.

>> No.44499389

>>44499108
Who's the bald person in this picture

>> No.44499392

USE YOUR FINGER

>> No.44499390

>(((body massager)))

>> No.44499391

>>44499281
UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.44499396
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44499396

>body massager
>easy to clean

sure gura

>> No.44499399

Whipping Gooba's eggs with her hitachi

>> No.44499401

image Gura's screams while massaging her cunny TuT

>> No.44499402

gura this is retarded come on

>> No.44499403

koyoyo...

>> No.44499407

>>44499191
That's Nacho-mama.

>> No.44499411

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww3GTNv9hHk

>> No.44499412

Man I dunno, these are all just so retarded

>> No.44499409

I think it's false. Gura saw the same funny gif that I saw probably. It's just a dumb meme lol

>> No.44499416

to """""whip eggs"""""

>> No.44499415

Jesus, I thought I was a lazy ass.

>> No.44499420

>>44499281
>accidentally makes the eggs cum

>> No.44499424
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>> No.44499422

>>44499375
the start

>> No.44499425

is whipping eggs with a massager and your finger a youfamism?

>> No.44499432
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>>44499236
>Ina is asian
>Ina can only think of stories about school and going to the library

>> No.44499433
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44499433

I completely believe this one.

>> No.44499434
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44499434

>>44499290

>> No.44499437
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44499437

This is... actually a great collab idea huh?

>> No.44499441

gura whipped her eggs with her finger and vibrator

>> No.44499443

FALSE
This is the Salad Mixxxer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjZRWNg8k_M

>> No.44499445

gura
what the fuck
gure

>> No.44499447

this one's true, I'm Gura's vibrator

>> No.44499446

>>44499265
Also to have the suspect drop their guard and accidentally slip up.

>> No.44499449

>>44499121
based

>> No.44499450

Goob...

>> No.44499452

guracore will never be a thing mori

>> No.44499453

>Recent
GURA OWNS A VIBRATOR

>> No.44499454

>>44499134
My company paid for mine for work and personal use, but the fees are just ridiculous.

>> No.44499455

>>44499280
You specifically can’t do that

>> No.44499456

why would you even need a special tool to scramble eggs?

>> No.44499458

>this is recent
>saw it on the internet
jesus christ Gura

>> No.44499459

>>44499358
UUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.44499464
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44499464

Using a massager and her finger to """"""whip eggs""""""

>> No.44499462

Gura...

>> No.44499465

>>44499412
KEK

>> No.44499469
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>> No.44499472

>>44499191
Ame called Gura a bitch after she shot her in Rust and was pissed off or something

>> No.44499471

>>44499265
People who have instant, patent, ready answers are often lying, too.

>> No.44499473

Well Ame clearly does not mind so stop being autistic

>> No.44499476

>>44499348
Why does she have to bring up vibrators all the time?

>> No.44499477

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0fwP3zRGsQo
goob...

>> No.44499481

>>44499354
pretty awesome stuff anon

>> No.44499483

>>44498133
What about her mom?

>> No.44499484

Does anyone have the "Ame copypasta"
You know the one

>> No.44499490

>body massager
>recent story

>> No.44499496
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44499496

>Recent
It was 100% a dildo

>> No.44499495

>>44499125
>I'm supposed to be writing a college paper right now
>instead I'm watching a bunch of anime women who got rich by playing games on the internet
>4/5 of them never went to college
there's a life lesson somewhere in there
There's a leson somewhere in there

>> No.44499493

>Gura followed a 5 minute crafts tutorial to make eggs
I believe it

>> No.44499494

GURA.........

>> No.44499500

>>44499338
what story?

>> No.44499501

Hey gura try mixing bleach and ammonia, it makes a funny smell!

>> No.44499502

GURA DID THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE

>> No.44499503

Definitely sounds like something you’d see on one of those dumb tiktoks

>> No.44499508

>what attachment did you use
A-ame???

>> No.44499511

>>44499389
Ame's Rust character.

>> No.44499509

the silence kek

>> No.44499512
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>>44499344
EMOTIONAL SEX TONIGHT AFTER GURA FINDS OUT ABOUT AME'S CHILDHOOD

>> No.44499515

>>44498900
Wow is Ame that open about trauma on stream or is this "previous knowledge"?
Im sad for Ame, will sub to her Right now
(can you give me more stories about that? what about dad?)

>> No.44499517

ToT

>> No.44499516

Gonna make them eggs squart

>> No.44499520
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44499520

>it was mine
>you don't have one?

>> No.44499522
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44499522

>Don't follow the shit on the internet
but I can trust you /vt/ bros, right?

>> No.44499526

>whose body massager was it?
>mine
>*dead silence*

>> No.44499530

>You don't one
Silence...

>> No.44499531

body massager = me

>> No.44499534

no... gura's tik tok obsession

>> No.44499536

>which brand

>> No.44499537

>it's another "I SAW IT ON THE INTERNET" story

>> No.44499538

>owns body massager
Mhhhh.

>> No.44499539

That fucking dead silence jesas

>> No.44499542

HER VIBRATOR

>> No.44499540

gura's brain is rotten

>> No.44499546

We learning a lot.

>> No.44499550

>talking about their massagers
what is this collab

>> No.44499547

Who the fuck whips eggs for an omelet

>> No.44499552

Kiara has a female massager

>> No.44499553

>those eggs
Yeah, that's me. Get fucked chumbuds

>> No.44499556

>>44499354
I got Mio's hoodie last month

>> No.44499557

>Which brand is it?
>I couldn't tell ya

>> No.44499555

is this the best non-event full myth collab?

>> No.44499554

GURA'S VIBRATOR

>> No.44499558

It's definately a dildo

>> No.44499559
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44499559

>>44499306
ok but what kinda swimsuit were they all wearing then?

>> No.44499561

gura...

>> No.44499564

gura is trying to make me horny again

>> No.44499565

This conversation is getting dangerous

>> No.44499567

>which brand?
>hitachi

>> No.44499566

This so believable that I'm tripping myself up and thinking it might be false

>> No.44499576

>Whose body massage was it?
>Mine!
>Room goes quiet

>> No.44499574

Hitachi body massager

>> No.44499577
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44499577

>>44499354
>Izuru
anon?

>> No.44499579

Oh my god they are talking about vibrators

>> No.44499580
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44499580

>gura believes the 5 minutes craft shit

>> No.44499582

Man this convo is going to lead to some lewd stuff I can tell

>> No.44499586

Not being subtle here

>> No.44499585

OMG THIS STREAM IS ABOUT TO BE FUCKING ANNIHILATED

>> No.44499589

Ahh, yes, a """""""""""""""""""""""""body""""""""""""""""""""""""" massager

>> No.44499594

we're getting into Niji territory now oh nyo

>> No.44499598
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>> No.44499599

>>44499477
That;s a fucking vibrator

>> No.44499600

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMLETTES MYTH

>> No.44499601

Gura is the audience for those retarded HowToBasic videos

>> No.44499608
File: 3.42 MB, 1920x3326, Pillars of Creation James Webb Oct. 2022 - Vigil [sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fji5e4h.mp3].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
44499608

>> No.44499603

>What brand is yours?
Kiara wants to share the pleasure

>> No.44499605

>which brand is it?
>which brand is yours
holy shit they're goading each other to say hitachi

>> No.44499607

>>44499409
>saw it on the internet
She admitted it, I was right.

>> No.44499609
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44499609

https://poal.me/jhijej
https://poal.me/jhijej
https://poal.me/jhijej
https://poal.me/jhijej

>> No.44499610

>*silence*
KEK
MY SIDES

>> No.44499612
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44499612

Kromei love!

>> No.44499613

>>44499386
I still can't believe that. Even as a little kid when they were teaching us about fire safety I remember making fun of the hypothetical kid who hides from a fire in a closet.

>> No.44499615
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44499615

SEEEEEXXXX

>> No.44499620
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44499620

I can trick Gura into making some fucked up chemical combination so she kills herself if I present it in a short and fun video!

>> No.44499621
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44499621

>>44499290

>> No.44499623

>>44499511
Oh I guess that's in the catalog bait loop eh?

>> No.44499624

It HAD to have been to be a vibrator

>> No.44499625
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44499625

I forgot, what was the thing gura left in the sink for 3 weeks that grew mold?

>> No.44499634

>>44499477
MY FUCKING SIDES

>> No.44499635

>>44499386
>having no parents = crazy brother
>having no parents = abusive mother
>having no parents = worst life
>having no parents = no one cares about your grades
>having no parents = no one cares if you got shot or your tongue gets wounded


And the real reason Ame never shared her life endangering swimming pool experience is because she knows "she wouldn't care"

>> No.44499636

>There's sleeves for body massagers
wdsmbt?

>> No.44499641

>>44499477
that she 100% did this and the apple one

>> No.44499643
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>>44499128
Very cute Ina!

>> No.44499642
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44499642

GURA MASTURBATION DEVICE STORY

>> No.44499649

>>44499437
Yeah, honestly hope it would become a series with different people.

>> No.44499653

>>44499526
Everyone was imagining

>> No.44499655

>that pause when she said it was hers

>> No.44499657

>>44499265
That's just normal brained. But also, it's easy to not know a few details, so it's not foolproof.

>> No.44499664
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44499664

>>44498587
Towa this
Towa that
Towa has a funky hat!
I want to sniff the seat she sat
Oh my God, feed your cat!
Towa high
Towa low
Towa knows the way to go!
Up above or down below
Come on over and see the show!

This Towa!
That Towa!
I really like your hat, Towa!
Are you into scat, Towa?
Ain't nobody got time for that, Towa!

>> No.44499665

False

>> No.44499670

>>44499469
I hate this.

>> No.44499673
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44499673

>>44499234
If you don't elaborate on that spoiler post from last thread, I'm going to assume that you took part in the capture of a certain cartel member in 2016 while working with a group of guys out of North Carolina.

>> No.44499676

Hitachi...

>> No.44499679

Gura cooks?

>> No.44499681

>>44499375
The whole time.

>> No.44499686
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44499686

This is getting hot in here

>> No.44499690

"Fertilized"

>> No.44499691

>>44499559
Based Kiara asking the real questions

>> No.44499696

I want to scramble Gura's eggs

>> No.44499699

Ame's gonna scramble her eggs

>> No.44499701

>>44499477
LMAO

>> No.44499700

>Does gura.... cook though?
KEK

>> No.44499702

>g*slighting
KIWAWA NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>> No.44499703

>>44499290
kek gura

>> No.44499706

>>44499495
stay in school anon I don’t think you have much potential as a cute anime girl

>> No.44499708
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44499708

>>44499522
Of course, brother.

>> No.44499711

>>44499495
Ina and Mori went to college

>> No.44499710

....hold up, Gura is actually a gremplin IRL too?

>> No.44499709

>how do you like your eggs? scrambled?
SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>> No.44499717
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44499717

>>44499354
This year? Nothing yet. My tapestries and mousepad will be shipping soon.

>> No.44499718

WHO MAKES A SINGLE SCRAMBLED EGG

>> No.44499721

Who wants a body massage?

>> No.44499719

>>44499383
proof?

>> No.44499724

>>44499483
I dont think her dad is dead but her mom is a deadbeat(forma de child neglector) who only seemed to come back once she started making money

>> No.44499731

>I'm not picky
>NO YOU'RE NOT PICKY ????
Fucking called out, tell that picky ass Ame

>> No.44499732
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44499732

>I'm not picky
>no? You're not picky?

>> No.44499733

>wasting eggs

>> No.44499735

>>44499306
Ina is more of a "man vs self" type of character

>> No.44499738

YOU FUCKING WHAT WITH THE YOLK

>> No.44499740

>>44499477
what the fuck lmao

>> No.44499743
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>>44499500
Her grandma & how Ame was contemplating killing her to end her misery or keep her alive as long as she can.

>> No.44499748
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44499748

>>44499306
Hey the first story was electrocution not drowning

>> No.44499756

>>44499512
W-Wanding?

>> No.44499754

>>44499477
HOLY KEK

>> No.44499755

>>44499718
Why not

>> No.44499758

>Throws away extra yolk
I'm not sure if I can call Gura my oshi anymore

>> No.44499759

>>44499354
I didn’t notice until recently that they put the mass produced postcard in a blue envelope and the hand signed postcard in an orange postcard, saw people selling the Gura one for a few hundred dollars on eBay

>> No.44499762

>TRWOING THE YOLK
YOU FUCKING RETARDED SHORK
THIS IS THE ONLY PART WITH VITAMINS

>> No.44499764
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>>44499354
I'm still waiting for smol myth plushies, Shuba duck plushie and Iroha plushie.

>> No.44499765

EGGS LOVE

>> No.44499770

>throwing away the yolk
I FUCKING HATE FAGGOTS WHO STILL THINK THE YOLK IS BAD FOR YOU

>> No.44499772

>>44499242
luckily, this shit is too deep for drama tourists to understand and bait with

>> No.44499774

gura and kiara DESTROYING their pussies with vibrators

>> No.44499779

>omelette with no yolk
What even is the fucking point?

>> No.44499777

>>44499718
anon... gura eats one mcdonalds burger over 4 meals.

>> No.44499780
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44499780

https://poal.me/e43z78
https://poal.me/e43z78
https://poal.me/e43z78

>> No.44499783

>Gura made eggs once
>I had a bacon EGG and cheese sandwich on an everything bagel today

WE ARE

>> No.44499789
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44499789

This collab is great

>> No.44499793

>>44499613
Anon, something you have to remember for every single example given in a warning label or safety video is that someone, somewhere WAS dumb enough to do that and be made into an example.

>> No.44499794

>eggs and protein powder
BASED

>> No.44499795

>>44499547
Weaklings

>> No.44499796

Seriously, being paranoid over what kind of stove you have?

>> No.44499797

>a single egg with salt and whey protein

>> No.44499798

w-why would the type of stove you use be classified information???

>> No.44499801

>>44499477
Gura...

>> No.44499804

>>44499664
Towa

>> No.44499802

>protein powder and eggs
Gura built different

>> No.44499805

she almost mentioned..gas...stove.

>> No.44499806

Imagine if we got British TV but vtubers. Also improv theater nerds

>> No.44499809

>>44499718
If you make homemade breakfast sandwiches

>> No.44499811

>throwing away the yolk
S T O P
T
O
P

>> No.44499810

'dem gains

>> No.44499816
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>>44499354
my suisei guitar picks are fucking nice and play well.

>> No.44499815
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>>44499290

>> No.44499819

>>44499358
Gura doesn't do much for me but this is good.

>> No.44499821
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44499821

>>44499526
>>44499539
>>44499610
>its mine
Man you could see the other 4 members all thinking the exact same thought for a solid 10 seconds

>> No.44499820

>throws away the yolk
>add protein powder
FOR WHAT PURPOSE

>> No.44499823

You now remember Gura's Protein for Muscle stream.

>> No.44499827

>muh macros
>scoops of whey
gura does GOMAD

>> No.44499829
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44499829

Hey it's another story from a big off collab involving a vibrator

>> No.44499831

>>44499783
An everything bagel?!

>> No.44499833

>>44499290
KEK

>> No.44499834

>>44499215
she dropped out of high school

>> No.44499835

>>44499469
Wouldn't it make more sense to make Ame as a Jolteon?

>> No.44499836

Kiara is the kind of mentally ill freak that would use a body massager to actually massage the body

>> No.44499838

I'll be shocked if the only true Gura story is the apple thing

>> No.44499839

I make the best egg wraps I can give you guys the recipe if you'd like

>> No.44499842

Gura?

>> No.44499841

BEATING KIARA'S EGGS

>> No.44499847
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44499847

Kiara is not equipped for this...

>> No.44499851

GURA IS GOING TO BEAT KIARA'S EGGS WITH HER BODY MASSAGER

>> No.44499852

>>44499609
This isn't a true or false question..

>> No.44499854

SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>> No.44499853

By protein powder she means my cum. She dries it out so she can taste it later in her drinks.

>> No.44499863

>>44499483
Alive, and was kind of a parent...

>> No.44499868

jesas gura

>> No.44499865

SAMETORI SEX CONFIRMED

>> No.44499867

classified stove...

>> No.44499866
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44499866

>5 minutes to bump limit

>> No.44499871

>I'm gonna bear your eggs with my finger
g-gura?

>> No.44499870

>>44499358
nice

>> No.44499872

>Show Kiara her massager on the offcollab
UOH

>> No.44499873
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44499873

>>44499477

>> No.44499878

GURAS GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ALL OF MYTH AFTER THE STREAM AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.44499875

>I'm gonna beat your eggs
>with her fingers
UWAAAAAA

>> No.44499880

I’m now remembering the Reine body massager jackbox, and the ensuing
>Is she… You know…

>> No.44499883

>gura seasoned
UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

>> No.44499882

>>44499724
I see. Damn, that's pretty sad. Thanks, anon.

>> No.44499881

>>44499515
Some of that is dox shit.

>> No.44499885

https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1632931013071626240
https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1632931013071626240
https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1632931013071626240
SHE LIVES

>> No.44499886

>I gonna beat your eggs... your breakfast eggs... with my body massager

>> No.44499888

Reminder that Kiara's first ever offcollab with Myth was something similiar to this, but with electrifying collars

>> No.44499887

Uoh Gura's eggs ToT

>> No.44499889

>>44499673
yab

>> No.44499891

>I'm gonna beat your eggs Kiara

>> No.44499895

gura is going to beat kiara's eggs with her massager

>> No.44499894

Gura juice flavored

>> No.44499899

>gura's gonna mix kiara's eggs
ame don't look

>> No.44499898

GURA IS GONNA OVERSTIMULATE KIARA’S EGGS

>> No.44499900
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>>44499354

>> No.44499901

22k peak...

>> No.44499908

>>44499770
you fucking NIGGER it's full of SATURATED FAT which is about as plainly bad for you as it gets

>> No.44499909
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44499909

>>44498915
Old news, it's out of the package now.

>> No.44499906

1/3 of these is fake right?

>> No.44499905

gura will beat kiara's egg with her finger and a vibrator

>> No.44499912

UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH GURA FLAVORED EGGS

>> No.44499916

Gura is gonna show Kiara her "body massager" and stir up her "eggs"

>> No.44499918

Gura's going to show them how to use her massager and fingers

>> No.44499919

>>44499829
Reine stop being horny

>> No.44499924

>all these yolk faggots
enjoy your cholesterol

>> No.44499925

>>44499495
3/5. A 40% college graduation rate is pretty close to the average for their age desu.

>> No.44499928

FALSE

>> No.44499929

True

>> No.44499931

Oh this one I remember

>> No.44499932

Huffing Gura's high protein farts

>> No.44499936

Who the fuck makes an omelette with a SINGLE egg?

>> No.44499935

>>44499802
Imagine the farts

>> No.44499933

TRUE

>> No.44499937

100% true

>> No.44499938

true
AKB 48

>> No.44499939

>>44499290
holy shit what in the world, my sides.

>> No.44499941

oh this is true

>> No.44499940

Well this one is true

>> No.44499944

BULL
FUCKING
SHIT

>> No.44499943

wawa come on everyone knows this one!

>> No.44499945

>>44499743
>Her grandma & how Ame was contemplating killing her to end her misery or keep her alive as long as she can.
nigga what?
is there a clip?

>> No.44499948

FALSE
The idol group rejected her

>> No.44499949

I REMEMBER THIS ONE THIS IS TRUE

>> No.44499954

>>44499900
What site did you use?

>> No.44499955

This one is 100% fucking true she's already told this story.

>> No.44499959

You told this story before!

>> No.44499961

Kiwawa...

>> No.44499960

>kiara lost interest in joining a JP group
false

>> No.44499962

But she's already told this story

>> No.44499964

Surely this is a lie

>> No.44499966

she's told this

>> No.44499969

THIS IS FUCKING FALSE, FUCK OFF KIARA EVERYONE KNOWS THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS TRUE

>> No.44499965

TRUE

>> No.44499973

Another true story.. Just lie once, Kiara

>> No.44499974

false

>> No.44499971

Kiara told this story on the Lui offcollab

>> No.44499972

I swear I've heard Kiara telling this story before.

>> No.44499976
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44499976

>ina
mundane stories about her schooldays
>gura
mundane stuff she found on instagram
>kiara
mixed stuff between mundane and traumatic
>mori
mixed stuff between whacky and sad
>ame
final destination plot

>> No.44499977

>>44499885
4 hours...

>> No.44499975

I don't watch Kiara and I know this story

>> No.44499978

Kiara this is like one of your most famous stories

>> No.44499984

This is true. I remember this.

>> No.44499983

if this one's true, Gura's definitely coomed to thinking about chumbies

>> No.44499985

>rejected them
Roru

>> No.44499982

Kiara the punished Idol

>> No.44499987

>>44499906
2 truths 1 lie

>> No.44499989

Wawa...

>> No.44499991

This is true

>> No.44499993
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44499993

>>44499477
KEK

>> No.44499997

lies!

>> No.44499999

Bullshit, as if Kiara would turn that down

>> No.44500001

She told that story before

>> No.44500003

>Another easily proven question because Kiara tangents so much

Damn her long streams are making this easy now.

>> No.44500004

ZKB48

>> No.44500007

Wasn't she rejected?

>> No.44500006

Damn it, I thought she would do the airplane bomb story.

>> No.44500008

Kiara's talked about this one too much and too recently

>> No.44500014
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44500014

>Everyone believes the dildo story with no doubts
They know...

>> No.44500011

This one's true.

>> No.44500012
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44500012

THE RRATS
DON'T FEED THEM

>> No.44500016

She told this story to Lui

>> No.44500019

We've all heard this one.

>> No.44500021

yeah I remember this one

>> No.44500024

>>44499437
Streamers have a habit of stealing british TV show formats. It works well.

>> No.44500025

What was Kiara's first story again?

>> No.44500027

She JUST told this story to Lui didnt she????

>> No.44500030

>>44499885
she reacting to gura's vibrator story?

>> No.44500032

>>44499863
Poor ame. :(

>> No.44500034

>>44499939
WTF, this is also a story she told on stream. All three stories are true???

>> No.44500033

Is this a brag

>> No.44500035

>>44499948
lol
lemao
roru
rumao

>> No.44500036

ok so Kiara did 2 truths 1 lie and the cat story was the lie

>> No.44500043

Okay, so we know the cats story is fake now.

>> No.44500047

>>44499944
>he doesn't know

>> No.44500050

Kiara had a chance to join an AKB48 group?

>> No.44500052

>>44499969
>Le seething 1st round reject

>> No.44500061

oh so wawa was the only one who picked two true stories

>> No.44500058

But... I've heard this story Kiara...

>> No.44500057

>>44499960
It's the rival group of her loved one, it's true

>> No.44500065

True. Guess Wawa's chat's were about her own stories.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HP_UvlbE5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HP_UvlbE5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HP_UvlbE5Q

>> No.44500062

>>44499976
ame suffers the most

>> No.44500064
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>>44499976
How come Death sucks at killing Ame?

>> No.44500067
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44500067

GURA IS SCRAMBLING HER EGGS WITH A MASSAGER AND HER FINGER
SHE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT SHE WAS FUCKING DOING.

>> No.44500070
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44500070

thread is so fast no one will notice that i'm still awake
goodnight again

>> No.44500077

It’s Nogisaka right? Yeah, she rejected it because she likes Hello Project more.

>> No.44500078

Wtf, Kiara isn't even my oshi and I heard this story

>> No.44500081

What if the story she told before was a lie?

>> No.44500082

she told this story to Lui too i think

>> No.44500080

She talked about that idol shit thing recently on a collab stream, I don't remember with whom., might have been Nene.

>> No.44500084

She told this story to Lui

>> No.44500083

She talked about this story with one of the JP senpais.
We could have JAV Idol Kiara by now

>> No.44500086

>>44500025
befriended someone for their cat

>> No.44500088

She's told this story so many times, and to different members. There are so many clips of it

>> No.44500092

Mori why are you saying it like that

>> No.44500095

>>44499909
Then put it back in

>> No.44500096

>>44500025
Her befriending a girl to get close to the cat.

>> No.44500098

>>44500033
all Kiara stories are brags.

>> No.44500099

True. Only passed the first part, then ghosted them.

>> No.44500105

>>44499829
God that was painfully unfunny

>> No.44500103

>>44499976
kino

>> No.44500106

https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1632931125017575425
https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1632931125017575425
https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1632931125017575425
https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1632931125017575425

>> No.44500109

>>44500007
No, she rejected them.

>> No.44500112

What were the early stories? I got here at the belt skirt one.

>> No.44500113

wow KFP really wants to spoil this one, what the fuck green names

>> No.44500115

>>44499969
based didn't get a callback sis

>> No.44500114

>>44499885
Glad she's okay, but this is why I prefer Meru Meru News.

>> No.44500118

>>44499944
It's true she talked about this Lui during their off-collab

>> No.44500117

i thought AKB48 had 48 members and not 48 actual groups of members

>> No.44500119

Kiara's making this too easy. Confirmed the most honest holomyth member.

>> No.44500121

>>44500008
None of them watches her 8 hour+ streams though

>> No.44500126

>>44499577
Yeah, what about it? It's a nice design and Izuru is cool. The shirt fits like a glove, too, which surprised me since I normally wear XL.

>> No.44500124

>>44499354
got my Botan socks and Towa sweater just the other day

>> No.44500127

>>44500065
>linking a K*kun clip

>> No.44500132
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>>44499477
Fuck me I was eating pie and almost spat it out on the screen laughing

>> No.44500133

AKB48?!

>> No.44500136

>>44499437
I'm loving it actually. It feels like 2021.

>> No.44500135

Ofc yt buffers now

>> No.44500138
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>>44500070
good night

>> No.44500140

>>44499971
That's right, which AKB subgroup was it?

>> No.44500144

>>44500092
Mori is gay now

>> No.44500145

>>44499976
I miss the collab. What are Ame's stories?

>> No.44500143

Kiara just keeps telling real stories but is putting a fake twist on them

>> No.44500149

I fucking knew the cat one was fake

>> No.44500150

>>44499964
It's the truth. And don't call me Shirley.

>> No.44500153

We all K N O W.

>> No.44500158

this is false but kiara is gonna claim is true

>> No.44500159
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>>44499919
No

>> No.44500164
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>>44499936
I like eggs, but I don't like them enough to eat 2 of them. They're too filling, and I like enjoying other breakfast foods when I have breakfast. If I fill up on eggs, I won't be able to enjoy my pancakes, bacon, sausage, home fries, or toast.

>> No.44500162

>>44500065
Probably why she was so insistent about chat not spoiling compared to the others

>> No.44500166

This story is a bit too recent

>> No.44500169

>>44499806
Reposting
>Lee Mack - Gura
>David Mitchell - Fauna
>Claudia Winkleman/Henning Wehn/Rob Brydon - Kiara
>Susie Dent - Ina
>Big Narstie - Mori
>Bob Mortimer - Mumei
>Greg Davies/James Acaster/Romesh Ranganathan - Ame

>> No.44500177

>>44499477
h-hot?

>> No.44500181

>>44500106
SHES ALIVE

>> No.44500182

none of the girls watch clips or streams

>> No.44500183
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>>44500114
Based thinking man

>> No.44500184

>Kiara talks about all these stories she's told before because she knows the girls don't watch her streams

Fuck..............

>> No.44500190

>Hololive is more of an idol company than this group

>> No.44500192

Isn't she supposed to make it sound unbelievable?

>> No.44500196

>>44499999
>>44500001
so close to the magical get

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>>44499477

>> No.44500203

Somebody has to clip that massive dead silence after Gura mentioned the body massager being hers. That was peak content.

>> No.44500209
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YAGOO'S DREAMS...

>> No.44500207

Man this is like if Gura said she used to be a famous vtuber in a past life, wouldnt they all know this

>> No.44500208

>>44499270
Just put a bottle of kewpie on the video senpai

>> No.44500214

she REALLY leans on this one story

>> No.44500215

>>44500064
Ame befriended Mori and travelled back in time to protect herself retroactively. It's a stable timeloop kinda thing.
Feel free to write a fanfic about it

>> No.44500217

what a pitch

>> No.44500220

>Ina tweaking this hard
Having to spend time with other people doesn't give her the chance to "hit it up" huh?

>> No.44500218

Missed first story for wawa, im pretty sure this idol and the robbery are real, what was the first story?

>> No.44500223

She mentioned this to Lui who was a really big fan of that group.

>> No.44500221

>>44500158
rumao

>> No.44500226

>>44500007
Nope. She made it through and flossed at them while calling them losers and posers and not real idols.

>> No.44500228

>>44500109
That's what every salty woman says when a man rejects her

>> No.44500231
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>>44499976
Ame truly suffered the most

>> No.44500230

>>44500184
shes testing them...

>> No.44500232

>>44500006
The airplane bomb story?

>> No.44500234

>Kiara: Even though I didn't like them, I could see I could improve them


I CAN FIX HER (THEM)

>> No.44500245

Kiara making enemies.

>> No.44500246

>>44500036
Cat and getting robbed (it wasn't for her 15, she was younger during the "real" trip) were a lie. This one is true

>> No.44500248

KIARA CAN FIX THEM...

>> No.44500252

>>44499477
My fucking sides. I can imagine Gura doing this.

>> No.44500256

>>44499437
I want a CouncilRyS version before years' end

>> No.44500262

>>44500145
Almost got struck by lighting in the community pool and almost got washed out to sea with a friend in a floatie/raft

>> No.44500265
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>>44499354
I got this in today

>> No.44500266

>>44500024
more generally, non-brits stealing british ideas is a recipe for success across all sorts of media

>> No.44500267

Is this related to that thing I've heard about

>> No.44500268

So kiara lied about the cat. I feel better about her now

>> No.44500274

>>44500064
Mori lets her get away

>> No.44500275

>>44500106
konkoyo....

>> No.44500276

KIARA DOESN'T CARE ABOUT AKB48

>> No.44500282

Kiara had 0 standards when becoming an idol. She would not have refused this if it had happened.

>> No.44500283

Thi is like the 4th time she tells this story lol

>> No.44500284

>>44500169
The susie dent angle is good but ina is also awkward enough to be richard ayoade

>> No.44500289
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>I remember hearing all the stories that have been told so far on stream before?

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>>44500232

>> No.44500300

>>44500209
There's literally nothing sexy about this. Why even post it? She's a hag and also a dog.

>> No.44500303

>>44500169
Mori is definitely more Sara Millican.
Gura is way too dumb to be Lee Mack, she's more like Rob Beckett

>> No.44500305

>>44500182
it's mentally exhausting given they already talk to each other off-stream

>> No.44500307

>>44499609
Body Massage Machine

>> No.44500310

>>44500184
Bro it's not really possible for them to all watch each others' streams at all times for every single story
They're busy with their own shit

>> No.44500312

>>44500070
I know what you've done

>> No.44500315
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44500315

>got rejected by famous idol group
unfortunately... 100% true.

>> No.44500314

>>44500182
>>44500184
>watching Kiara

>> No.44500319
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>>44499270

>> No.44500324

that Kiara sigh after Mori asked why she applied for a job

>> No.44500323

>"Remember girls, if the story is true, you wanna make it sound like a lie."
Follow your own advice, you fucking retard.

>> No.44500322

gura overthinks and gets it wrong

>> No.44500326

>>44500182
Like 2k people watch kiara, expecting the girls to be part of that small group is too much

>> No.44500327

>>44499829
kek

>> No.44500328

>>44499477
holy shit
she BLASTS her cunny with that thing

>> No.44500332

>>44500207
She was not a famous vtuber in the past. She was a famous memetuber.
The vtuber part is not famous.

>> No.44500333

>>44500218
She claimed she had pretended to be friends with some Japanese girl to hang out with her cat

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nice thread

>> No.44500339

>>44500064
too busy sucking ame off

>> No.44500344

>>44500065
Kill yourself Kakun

>> No.44500345

What the fuck was that lol, she said almost and those retards are thinking about what almost means

>> No.44500346

>>44500262
Did she have a big sin in her past life?

>> No.44500347

what a cunt mori

>> No.44500348
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Goober.... You M lil' bitch...

>> No.44500350
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>>44500300
coward

>> No.44500353

>>44500145
She almost drowned and almost got struck by lightning. Both stories involve bodies of water.

>> No.44500352

gura keeps saying nice things about kiara in the context of being completely wrong

>> No.44500354

>>44500182
How could they possibly

>> No.44500359

Damn Ina stop throwing shade like that

>> No.44500363

>>44500106
SHE IS FUCKING ALIVE!!
Koyo, who the fuck uses a TV as an actual alarm

>> No.44500362

>>44500315
>>got rejected by
She rejected them anon

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>>44499976
I mean Ame didnt need to pick traumatic shit. She has a bunch of cool, non-traumatic stories, like how she almost got ejected from a Linkin Park concert for crowd surfing 7 times

>> No.44500369

INA ALMOST SAID NO!?

>> No.44500371
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>>44500300

>> No.44500376

>>44500314
Yeah you do

>> No.44500378

Ina...

>> No.44500382

>Ina almost said no to hololive
Imagine who we could have gotten

>> No.44500381

>>44500289
A serial liar

>> No.44500383

>Ina almost said no
WHAT THE FUCK?

>> No.44500385

>Ina almost said no to Hololive

>> No.44500386

INA ALMOST REJECTED BEING INA

>> No.44500388

>>44499477
do all girls own vibrators like this and dont masturbate with them?

>> No.44500393
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44500393

>could become a legit big-time idol
>didn't accept them
Huh

>> No.44500391

Ina almost said no to hololive lmao

>> No.44500394

>>44500326
>>44500314
seethe

>> No.44500392

>>44499976
That's my Myth!

>> No.44500395
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44500395

>We almost missed out on Ina

>> No.44500398

My Ina...

>> No.44500399

>>44500282
Kiara has the highest standards when it comes to idols.

>> No.44500401

INA WASTED A HOLOLIVE SLOT. WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN SOMEONE WHO STREAMS. AND THEN WE WOULDN'T HAVE WASTED A SLOT ON SANA EITHER.

>> No.44500402

>>44500336
R

>> No.44500404

Ina...

>> No.44500405

when will ame tell the story of how she ended up in the middle of an active warzone

>> No.44500406

Did Mori just say "Hot" to Kiara?

>> No.44500407

>>44500064
time traveler pls understand

>> No.44500409

Ina was almost not Ina...

>> No.44500413
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44500413

This pic actually foreshadows their stories.

>> No.44500410

>>44500289
It's almost like it's...Unbelievely Believable!

>> No.44500416

>We almost never got Ina

>> No.44500418

>>44500336
is it rape if she wants it?

>> No.44500419

NEW LORE JUST DROPPED

>> No.44500429

>Ina almost joined Niji

>> No.44500426

We almost didn’t have Ina…

>> No.44500431

>>44500246
No, Kiara said half truths against the rules, she is probably just misremembering her age.

>> No.44500430

Ina...
I love you so much

>> No.44500433

Oof we almost didn't get Ina as Ina

>> No.44500434

>>44499354
sweet haul

>> No.44500436

>>44500268
This is why you should reveal the result immediately after everyone gives their answers

>> No.44500437

>>44500265
Good stuffs anon, I really really want that flare hoodie

>> No.44500438

>>44500382
*guitar riff*

>> No.44500439

Holy shit

>> No.44500440

we could've had someone someone else instead of ina like uhh someone from council?

>> No.44500442

>>44499976
>ame was meant to die years ago but she's literally too fucking stubborn to die

>> No.44500444

>>44499437
I think they need to put a time limit on the interrogation section but its pretty great

>> No.44500443

>>44500184
Almost no one watches Kiara

>> No.44500448

that's goddamn terrifying

>> No.44500452

>i was on the floor
kek

>> No.44500456

>>44500382
mumei in myth...

>> No.44500455

GURA USED TO BE A DRUNKEN CATGIRL, UNBELIEVALY BELIEVABLE?

>> No.44500460

>Theres a timeline where Ina wouldnt be "Ina"
HOly Shite

>> No.44500459

We could have had Ina who streams...

>> No.44500461

Ina....

>> No.44500462

Ina.....what the fuck

>> No.44500465

AME CUTE

>> No.44500468

>>44500282
watch streams

>> No.44500467

>>44500367
yeah but the traumatic shit suits this format the best, since it's more unbelievable.

>> No.44500469

Kiara...

>> No.44500473

>Ina not in
Imagine, 2 slots saved for people actually interested in being a vtuber

>> No.44500471

>Where were you when 9/11 happened?

GURA???

>> No.44500476

>>44500348
I meant ****S****… but whatever.

>> No.44500474

Kiara...

>> No.44500477

>>44500367
I don't remember this, where was this from

>> No.44500478 [DELETED] 

BIRTHDAY CANCELLED WTF
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1632902380730863616

>> No.44500479

Kiwawa...

>> No.44500480

>Foreigner thinking she can change a Japanese thing from within
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

>> No.44500483

wawa...

>> No.44500485

Kiara...

>> No.44500484

Aww, Ame...

>> No.44500486

kiar....

>> No.44500492

Now this is kino

>> No.44500495
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Laugh at the fuckers who are living in the timeline where Ina said no to Hololive.

>> No.44500491

Kiara…

>> No.44500496
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I'm glad my Ina is my Ina

>> No.44500494

Did Hololive save Kiara's life?

>> No.44500498

>where were you when cover call?

>> No.44500499

>>44500184
I think thats true for everyone..No one has recognised any story yet

>> No.44500501

kiara...

>> No.44500502

It's a good thing Past Ina wasn't THAT much of dope, huh.

>> No.44500506
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44500506

>Ina almost rejected her roll....

>> No.44500507

>>44500346
uhh her grandmother cucked a witch and her bloodline got cursed

>> No.44500509

kiara....

>> No.44500511

>>44500382
orcshizo...

>> No.44500514

>>44500440
definitely the moom

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>Almost missed out on Ina
Maybe Ame was right and this is the best timeline after all

>> No.44500522

Kiar..

>> No.44500524

>>44500315
Other way around, mate.

>> No.44500523

>>44500333
Checked
That sounds like true aswell wtf

>> No.44500528

>>44500401
Orcschizo should have anti'd Ina instead of Kiara

>> No.44500530 [DELETED] 

>Ina almost said no
>Sana fucked off for chink money

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ARTISTS

>> No.44500534

Mori sensei

>> No.44500535

>>44500385
Irys gets in, and sana would be given to a none nepotism hire that stays!

>> No.44500538

JUICY DETAILS HERE

>> No.44500546

>>44500284
Yes, good call anon

>> No.44500547

Kiara was about to rope herself until Yagoo saved her...

>> No.44500548

Ame...
Kiara...

>> No.44500554

>>44500443
>seething on cooldown
pathetic

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>> No.44500555

>mori getting told to talk to them in 30 minutes
sounds like an anime plot

>> No.44500557

imagine if one them missed the emailing

>> No.44500560

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MILKY

>> No.44500559

Ina, on the floor, in the dark. Her natural habitat.

>> No.44500561

>>44500394
??

>> No.44500562

>>44500478
>BLACKED

>> No.44500566

>>44500495
>get someone who actually streams
>doesn't waste a slot on Sana
>doesn't cuck to chink artists and draws and collabs with Coco

We are in the worst timeline.

>> No.44500567

What did Cali teach? is she an english teacher?

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>> No.44500573

Ina so privileged
Sasuga nepotism hire

>> No.44500585

Mori...

>> No.44500589

>>44500413
This looks like those soundposts of the girls going to concerts.

>> No.44500586

>Mori hard at work
>the other 4 were literally just sitting alone in a dark room, doomscrolling on their phones

Yagoo saved them...

>> No.44500591

>Kiara was crying alone
>Mori was at work
>Ina was napping

>> No.44500590

>>44500530
They want to draw?

>> No.44500593

>>44500567
Sex.

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I'm so glad my Ina went for it.

>> No.44500599

>Mori went to take a taxi home when she got the email
>not so she can go home, but so she can call them when she's in the taxi

>> No.44500606

My heart actually feels tight when i think about ina not being here

>> No.44500607

I'm glad it was these girls, I wouldn't have wanted it any other way

>> No.44500613

Wait, are these audition response stories all new?

>> No.44500612

>>44500560
Milky would have been Kiara

>> No.44500614

>>44500478
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.44500628

they are going to announce EN 3 after this stream right?

>> No.44500631

>>44500567
Sex ed to little jap boys

>> No.44500634

>>44500478
NOOOooooooooo

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44500637

do you think Gura ever used her body massager to masturbate?

>> No.44500636

i recently applied for something too and im still waiting to hear back, i even check my emails spam box too...

>> No.44500638

Getting that fucking email must produce such a good high, god damn.

>> No.44500640

Damn they really wanted Mori

>> No.44500641

they're going to overlap IRyS' birthday...

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The fuck?

>> No.44500655

>>44500599
lemao

>> No.44500659

I don't remember hearing these stories before

>> No.44500663

>>44500478
>Tyga
Early 2000s meets early 2010s kek

>> No.44500668

>>44500388
DYRBI?

>> No.44500671

>>44500591
>Gura was having a good time making food

Damn really makes you think

>> No.44500669

>>44500401
This but Kiara and a person that is actually likeable

>> No.44500674

>>44500599
KEK

>> No.44500672

Mori, EVERYONE does that.

>> No.44500675

>Mori humble bragging about how quickly she got hired

>> No.44500676

>>44500606
I'm not even sure I'd be into hololive

>> No.44500677

>>44500413
Why does Mori look like Kaine

>> No.44500679

>>44500567
Yeah, she was staying in Japan through JET

>> No.44500678

>>44500530
Sana likes to draw more than talk? Not that hard

>> No.44500683

True!

>> No.44500682

And one of them is mori

>> No.44500686

>Mori got the email after a day of working
>Kiara got the email during a depressive menhera episode
>Ina got the email while napping
>Gura got the email randomly
>Ame got the email while she was desperately checking everyday because it was her last shot
holy fuck that's so on brand for all of them

>> No.44500685

>>44500613
I only remember Gura telling hers

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>> No.44500694

>>44500613
i think ina has told it before

>> No.44500691

mori come on everyone knows this one

>> No.44500698

>>44500613
Gura talked about it more in 2020

>> No.44500692

Kinda makes you wonder if there WAS a person who got in and rejected it
captcha: 0TRGDY

>> No.44500700

>>44500599
lol

>> No.44500699

Giving birth to rrats

>> No.44500701

This is a fucking meme, don't tell me Mori actually did it..

>> No.44500703

Those pigs? Me.

>> No.44500702

Yeah, no. This is from a fucking movie.

>> No.44500706

is texas ogey?

>> No.44500708

>>44500637
Gura has never touched herself in her entire life

>> No.44500716

>>44500586
Only Kiara and Ame. Ina and Gura were chilling because they have two parents.

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>Only Mori believed Kiara wouldn't use someone for their cats
>She was right
AmeTorikeks, SameTorikeks, TakoTorikeks......

>> No.44500714

>>44500652
Wrong heart order stupid

>> No.44500712

True
Mori was one of the pigs

>> No.44500713

>>44500606
If she never got in nothing would've happened to you anyway

>> No.44500711

>>44500613
all new.

>> No.44500717

What the fuck is this redneck story

>> No.44500719

>we’ll get back to you in a month
>2 days later Welcome to Hololive!

>> No.44500720

EVERY FUCKING HIGHSCHOOL HAS HEARD THIS STORY

>> No.44500727

>no plane bomb story
lame

>> No.44500733
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>Mori was an instapick

>> No.44500734

Uhh isn't this a common thing in America? I've seen it in a bunch of movies

>> No.44500735

>>44500628
chronologically, that's true I guess.

>> No.44500736

Isn't this the plot to an episode of the Simpsons?

>> No.44500738

ah the ol' pig 1 pig 2 and pig 4

>> No.44500741

>>44500652
You did the hearts out of order

>> No.44500744

>>44500628
im in en3, answer is yes. its another male wave though, look forward to it

>> No.44500746
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>>44500478
...

>> No.44500745

>>44500652
What did you say

>> No.44500747
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https://poal.me/oqtj8m
https://poal.me/oqtj8m
https://poal.me/oqtj8m
https://poal.me/oqtj8m

>> No.44500748

This is a what's with andy? episode

>> No.44500754

Fake as fuck just like Mori

>> No.44500753

>Ina almost declined the next audition
>Ina almost decided to graduate instead of take a 3 month break
I fear the next time it happens she'll make the bad choice.

>> No.44500758

Mori copied this idea from a Tumblr post

>> No.44500761

>>44500652
get fucked

>> No.44500765

We used chickens instead of pigs

>> No.44500766

that's fake Mori. everyone always talks about doing this and no one ever does

>> No.44500769

Obvious fake

>> No.44500768

YEAH, ME
AND WHO ELSE?

>> No.44500771

uh huh
yep
sure
totally

>> No.44500774
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>> No.44500777

Mori what the fuck

>> No.44500780

This one's bull
the 3 pigs prank is a classic story
bonus points with 1 2 4 written on the pigs

>> No.44500782

>>44500567
yes. it was and still remains the easiest to work in Japan as a foreigner with a university degree.

>> No.44500787
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44500787

Mori these are all the plot of various movies

>> No.44500788

1. 2 . 4.

>> No.44500790

My senior prank we TP'd all the trees

>> No.44500794

I believe this happened, but I seriously doubt Calli was involved with this particular incident.

>> No.44500797

>>44500717
release three pigs, label them 1, 2, and 4

>> No.44500798

>>44500613
Gura has told even more details than this in the past

>> No.44500796

>>44500628
For the HoloENConnnect

>> No.44500800
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44500800

>Mori sitting in her classroom after finishing her last english teaching class for the day
>Gets an email saying she got accepted
>"What the fuck I just auditioned as a joke?"
You can picture her exact reaction.

>> No.44500803

>>44500710
Takamori is eternal

>> No.44500806

>>44500169
>Tom Allen - Kronii

>> No.44500807

pigs story is false

>> No.44500808

Wouldn't that be 4 pigs? Thank you, I'm here all night.

>> No.44500809

>>44500638
i cannot even fucking imagine how ecstatic you must feel after having a literal 1/10000 chance of making it.

>> No.44500811

>>44500641
They literally can't, they only booked the studio for 2 hours

>> No.44500810

>>44500477
I think she talked about it this stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzXdJF5JLNY

>> No.44500814

>>44499976
Best part is this isn't even the worse.
The Christmas & Disney stories are arguably worse.

>> No.44500815

This sounds like a Texas thing to do

>> No.44500817

>>44500652
Youtube's Auto-mod caught you, that happens sometimes if you spam too many emotes

>> No.44500818

100% false, but I just want to see her fumble through this

>> No.44500823

Do burgers really?

>> No.44500827

Those 3 Haatons are free

>> No.44500828
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44500828

A lot of people misuderstood my critique of Guras thinking. It's not that she had good parents or not, I was talking about how she seems to see things from only one perspective, usually a naive view of things only working perfectly as they should. She sounds like someone that never goes outside and gets her ideas of the world from media.

>> No.44500830

This story is just about Mori and her two best friends going to school that day

>> No.44500836

Tehas

>> No.44500837
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Extremely False. Very based though if true.

>> No.44500838

Everyone knows this trick

>> No.44500841

>Mori organizing or leading any kind of event in school
hard false

>> No.44500844
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44500844

>Ame talked about almost dying twice
>Mori talks about opening a pig pen like it's supposed to be hardcore

Why does she sound so excited...

>> No.44500845

God, I forgot senior pranks were a thing.

>> No.44500846

>>44500599
kek

>> No.44500849

>>44500599
>Mori uses calling from the taxi as a good luck ritual

>> No.44500851
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THIS ONE IS BULLSHIT

>> No.44500858

isnt this a fucking greentext

>> No.44500859

>>44500652
>MOD = FAG moment

>> No.44500863

>>44500652
100% this anon said something rude and is trying to pretend like he wasn't trolling

>> No.44500861

>1 to 4

>> No.44500866
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>>44500690
BASED

>> No.44500867

>>44500774
ogey

>> No.44500865
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>> No.44500870

>>44500652
wawa's chat has a pretty broad spam threshold don't take it personally

>> No.44500871

>Ina stories are about her going to school
>Guras stories are stolen from shorts
>Kiaras stories are ones shes already told
>Moris stories are stolen from high school movies
>Ame just said whatever and everyone believes it

>> No.44500872

as a class prank mori fucks 3 pigs at high schoo

>> No.44500873

>>44499354
march is my buyfag month, what with IRyS' birthday, Fauna's birthday, Kronii's birthday, suisei's birthday AND now the 3D showcase merch
dunno if i'll survive

>> No.44500874

lmao

>> No.44500875

>>44500652
You're the UnityChad guy who kept posting their own comments, aren't you?

>> No.44500878

Gura...

>> No.44500877

>>44500652
That happened to me in an IRyS stream before, next stream is gonna be alright maybe

>> No.44500880

fauna did this at bunkeronii

>> No.44500881

lmao there's no way Mori did this prank

This is the prank EVERYONE wants to do but never does

>> No.44500884

MORI RUINED THE HIGH SCHOOL

>> No.44500882

RUN ALONG LITTLE PIGGIES
FUCK YEAH, TEXAS

>> No.44500887

mori was the third pig

>> No.44500888

Goomba...

>> No.44500894

>>44500703
focus on the collab mori

>> No.44500896

my school had a 'mini-farm' type of thing so i freed the cows and one didnt run but one cornered two girls behind the gym and they had to go up the storing equipment to hide from it

>> No.44500895

setting pigs free as a highschool prank is such a trope.

>> No.44500900

>For a class prank, I cloned myself twice and ran around school

TRUE

>> No.44500898
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44500898

1 to 4

>> No.44500899

literally everyone has heard this

>> No.44500902

>>44500837
Nah this is true

>> No.44500906

This is false, this is what Mori knows the Stacie's did and wish she was part of their group.

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>>44500710
cute

>> No.44500908

Fauna did that to Kronii but Kronii was a complete wet blanket about it...

>> No.44500914

HOWAITO PIGGU GO HOME

>> No.44500915

>>44500686
Why did you dramatized Ames so much?

>> No.44500917

>>44500282
She even met them later and they took pictures with her because she was a cute foreign woman speaking Japanese while wearing a costume.

>> No.44500919

>Gura's fake laugh on Mori's story
>She clearly heard the meme before and its cringing hard

>> No.44500921

>>44500872
those pigs? all me.

>> No.44500922

Mori was the 3rd pig she just didn’t know

>> No.44500924

>i live in texas
Doxbeatprime...

>> No.44500925

>American moment

>> No.44500932

>>44500845
The seniors at my school broke a gong.
No more senior pranks after that...

>> No.44500938

It's true, Mori's family does have a farm

>> No.44500935

This is just an old farm town joke

>> No.44500952

>>44500708
<3<3<3

>> No.44500953

Kiara let the fucking jokes die Jesusss

>> No.44500951

ame you can talk...

>> No.44500955

Nice lie mori…

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I need a hololive edit of this please

>> No.44500954
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Damn, this is what a Texan looks like?

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44500958

This prank is so overdone. What you want to do is actually release 4 pigs that are numbered properly, so they think there's one more because everyone knows about this type of prank.

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>I come from Texas

>> No.44500959

>50 miles

>> No.44500961

>>44500478
My hope...

>> No.44500964

>>44500881
It's THE legendary high school prank. It was even when I was a teen.

>> No.44500966

>85 mins
>0 points
>0 points
>0 points
>0 points
>0 points

Myth.................

>> No.44500970
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>Mori

>> No.44500973

Those poor pigs...

>> No.44500974
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>>44500710
>ever doubting the girl who has a degree in Kiaralogy

>> No.44500977

>>44500858
god fucking damn it mori

>> No.44500979

>>44500828
>gura is a hikki with no life experience
yes, pretty much

>> No.44500983

horses?

>> No.44500984

>>44500906
this is totally something an attention seeking teenager loser would do

>> No.44500986

LETS GOOOOOO

>> No.44500988
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44500988

My school had some seniors brought in goats or horse into the boys locker room for a pranks

>> No.44500991

>I live in Texas
MORI NO

>> No.44500993

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 0 YEARS OLD CALLI

>> No.44500998

ah yes the senior prank of the ages

>> No.44500999

Do you think any of the EN girls ever participated in pig wrestling?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HZaq4HXw0U

>> No.44501002

>>44500712
fucking kek

>> No.44501003

This kind of prank would hit state news to be honest

>> No.44501006

>exactly 3 pigs
>my uncle
this is too rich for my blood

>> No.44501010

If its only animals it's a ranch it's only a damn farm if there's crops

>> No.44501011
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the only things texas has is feral hogs, not farmed hogs

>> No.44501012

>>44500908
Kronii is a wet blanket no matter what.

>> No.44501013

>>44500686
>randomly
Gura was also in a shit position. Actually, none of them were doing well in life except Ina.

>> No.44501015

>I LIVE IN TEXAS
>MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER IS--
Mori, fucking stop

>> No.44501017

>>44500800
Based 2020 poster

>> No.44501019

>>44500908
Fauna released Kronii's pigs?

>> No.44501024

>>44499432
Ina is the most boring girl in the world, it's cute.

>> No.44501023

>human farms
MORI?!

>> No.44501025

CounsinReap is cool

>> No.44501026

>I'm from Texas
WHAT THE FUCK I thought Mori was from Underworldian Texas????????????????

>> No.44501029

>>44500613
I believe Kiara did too, at rock bottom and got the instant response to get in

>> No.44501033

>>44500787
Mori is literally a movie character

>> No.44501034

False story. "Lets go" only came into being a thing in the last like 5 years. No way that was his reaction.

>> No.44501036

NOBODY MAKES FUN OF TEXAS

>> No.44501041

>Only 3 pigs
Should have been 30-50 feral hogs

>> No.44501040

>>44500957
Skeuomorphic Twitter my beloved

>> No.44501039

>>44500692
Wasn't Kiara introduced to them much later than the others first met?

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>>44500710
First girl always wins.

>> No.44501045

>>44500703
Haatonchama...

>> No.44501047

texas is bigger than austria btw

>> No.44501051

Best senior prank i've ever heard of was using desks to block off the entire main hallway and singing Les Miserables music

>> No.44501053

>>44501026
What's the difference?

>> No.44501057

>>44500858
ISREAL

>> No.44501056

>>44500690
i need more zetamin

>> No.44501060

Ame don't let Gura trigger you, say something

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>fuck you texas

>> No.44501061

>letting their livelyhood loose
pigs cost a fortune

>> No.44501065

>>44500872
I thought she liked horses

>> No.44501066

>>44500991
Literally everyone knows

>> No.44501072

>>44500844
Pigs are really cool. They're smart and form emotional bonds similar to dogs. Also they taste better than dog.

>> No.44501073

>>44500952
what did anon mean by this

>> No.44501076

CAHM ON AME, BRING THE CHRISTMAS STORY.

>> No.44501077

>>44500958
genius

>> No.44501079

This contains a lot of info that is actually true...

>> No.44501082

>you get permission from staff
lame

>> No.44501084

>>44500909
>ly
>love you

>> No.44501087

>>44500908
>>44500880
Right, THAT is why I remember this 1 2 4 thing.

>> No.44501092

>>44500988
go on

>> No.44501093

>>44500919
Gura doesn't get to talk about cringe. She lives off of tiktoks, Instagram reels, and YouTube shorts.

>> No.44501095

Mori’s Uncles farm? Thats where my childhood dog is right bow!

>> No.44501096

>>44501026
Texas is the underworld

>> No.44501100

>prerecorded prank

>> No.44501106
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The classic one here was to get a cow and leave it on the second floor of a building.

>> No.44501108

>>44500828
Gura is literally the poster girl for sheltered disney white girl

>> No.44501110

>>44500954
Yes
Everything Texas is bigger

>> No.44501112

>>44500436
You can pretty much always predict the last story then.

>> No.44501111

>>44501062
AND FUCK THE LONE STAR STATE

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>>44500958
your supposed to give the pigs rabies first

>> No.44501115

>>44500938
yeah but that's a cotton farm.

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Who is This?

>> No.44501120

>>44501006
roru
They must be the Tyson family

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>>44500932
But that's just vandalism.

>> No.44501122

>telling staff about your senior prank
weak, we just fucking rolled in with like 100 tents and camping gear and set up shop for the day

>> No.44501126

In my highschool someone set off fireworks in the main hall and all the basketball-americans ran away screaming thinking it was gunfire.

>> No.44501127

>>44500690
based

>> No.44501128

Who was being pranked?

>> No.44501132

>>44501053
kek

>> No.44501135

imagine the smell

>> No.44501134

Mori ran with 2 pigs at school lol xD lmao

>> No.44501137

>>44501041
that man was so justified

>> No.44501138

People bullied the fuck out of Mori in high school, no fucking way she pulled off a prank that belongs in the 1980s

>> No.44501142

>yeah man the school totally let me do it
Mori please...Ina's gonna give you a pity "true" but you could have at least tried

>> No.44501143

>>44501093
yes and I’m in love with her

>> No.44501147

>Ame thinking this is the most cringe thing in history

>> No.44501151

>>44501072
Koreanon...

>> No.44501154

No one would allow that
Complete bullshit

>> No.44501153

>>44501011
there's several blue dots in texas there, bucko

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>>44500999
ame did

>> No.44501159

CLEAN IT JANNY

>> No.44501162

>Gura just straight up grilling Mori right now
God, I can't wait for her to call out her bullshit

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>>44500828
it's an important part of who she is
she's just like me frfr (with lots of money)

>> No.44501160

>>44500690
based

>> No.44501163

>>44501106
>Not mattress in the pool
They have to use a crane to get it out

>> No.44501165

>>44500844
This shit is amazing when you're a dumb senior

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Post games you wish Hololive EN would touch, but know they never will.

>> No.44501168

>>44501026
Underworldian texas, Texas for short

>> No.44501171

>>44501019
Fauna named 3 cows 1 2 4 and released them in Bunkeronii.

>> No.44501176

SMELL MENTION

>> No.44501178

>like a steaming dump bro

>> No.44501181

>>44500710
Gura was so close to doubting it but then changed her mind for some reason

>> No.44501183

Gura..?

>> No.44501182

>gura
>smell fact

>> No.44501186

Gura please...

>> No.44501188

>gura shit facts

>> No.44501189

>>44500774
China used this strategy for their stupid fucking balloons too

>> No.44501191

>Kiara.
>Talks about poop.

>> No.44501192

>I had to clean it up
OKAY THIS IS TRUE

>> No.44501197

thank you gura

>> No.44501199

The more you know!

>> No.44501205

>>44500478
BASED

>> No.44501204

>WHAT DOES PIG POOP LOOKS LIKE
KIARA???
>PIG SHIT FACTS
GURA???????????

>> No.44501203

gura smells fetish strikes again

>> No.44501219
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HUH?????

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>>44500774
>>44500780
I never hear of this story before and currently being blown away by the sheer audacity of it.

>> No.44501207

Gura's trivia

>> No.44501208

>Asked for permission to do a prank
People in my high school just took shits in the library

>> No.44501213

why is gura so knowledgeable about poop

>> No.44501211

>What did the pig's shit look like? Can you describe in detail?
Fuck's sake Kiara....

>> No.44501218

gura with the poop trivia on deck
sasuga

>> No.44501217

This is 100% pig shit

>> No.44501220

>>44501051
you sound like a faggy theatre kid, kill yourself

>> No.44501226

kiara?????

>> No.44501225

>Gura sniffs shit

>> No.44501227

>>44501051
The class above mine released thousands of bouncy balls. The class above them somehow put a cow on the second floor of the gym

>> No.44501233

gooba?!

>> No.44501234

>>44500710
Shame how many people in this thread also believe her story to be true

>> No.44501236

that fourth pig? yeah, me.

>> No.44501237

ame just waiting to say bullshit

>> No.44501240

kek

>> No.44501242

>you tell the school
That's not a prank

>> No.44501245

pigs are definitely dangerous

>> No.44501247

wtf
why is Gura obsessed with smells so much??? she's always talking about the smell of things

>> No.44501249

>It has been a year since the last poop-themed Myth full-gen collab
It's been too long.

>> No.44501250

The seniors at my school greased the floors in front of the stairs as their senior prank.

>> No.44501252

Is... is no one calling her bullshit out of pity?

>> No.44501254

Guras scat facts

>> No.44501259

>>44501011
how old is this image? fucking 1900?

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>>44500915
because my wife has suffered the most

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>>44501163
>They have to use a crane to get it out
Yes they did.

>> No.44501266

Pigs can be extremely dangerous, Kiara.

>> No.44501267

>>44501213
That's what she shovels in her spare time

>> No.44501270

What the fuck is wrong with Americans

>> No.44501275

BRICKTOP NO

>> No.44501277

>movies where people get PIGGED
jesas

>> No.44501280

>>44501051
>Les Miserables
LONDON

>> No.44501281

What if someone hurt the pigs? Pigs are expensive.

>> No.44501284

Lol mori you suck at this . Next thing she’ll say she respects deadbeats

>> No.44501283

Mori... you are supposed to make it sound fake, not just tangent about it.

>> No.44501285

What the fuck is this convo turning into?

>> No.44501288

>>44500478
what the fuck is this normalfag shit?

>> No.44501287

>>44501208
Okay, but what was the prank?

>> No.44501294

I also watched Snatch

>> No.44501295

I fucking love Snatch bros. Watchalong when?

>> No.44501296

Pigs taste and smell similar to humans when they're burnt

>> No.44501297

>>44501204
>he doesn't know the smell
cityslickerchama...

>> No.44501299

THE PIGS ATE THE KIDS

>> No.44501300
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>1.5 horus of the off collab has gone by
I'M GONNA LOSE IT, HOW FAN HAS IT BEEN, GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT /hlgg/.

>> No.44501304

ame you can fucking talk ffs

>> No.44501306

>>44500780
she did say she got the idea from the internet

>> No.44501310

THIS IS ANOTHER MOVIE STORY

>> No.44501311
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I haven't gotten to use this in over a year.

>> No.44501313

>>44501061
You can buy Yorkshire piglets for like $80 some seasons.

>> No.44501315

>>44501270
Lots
t.American

>> No.44501316

I want to watch Gura but I don't want to watch Myth
When are these shitty collabs ending

>> No.44501319

>Mori watches cartel executions using pigs

>> No.44501323

There was always a rumor about kids doing this when I was in school, but with chickens, but it never actually happened.

>> No.44501324

>>44501275
Based taste

>> No.44501327

>>44501283
but what if it is fake?

>> No.44501328
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For my senior high school prank we super glued a dildo to the forehead of this statue of a greek guy that was in the main-yard, we didn't warn any of the staff about it tho
To this day you can still see the damage/residue the glue left behind

>> No.44501331

pigs will eat anything is a myth, that's only when they're starving

>> No.44501333

Kiara my sides

>> No.44501335

>>44501300
It's honestly felt like hours...

>> No.44501336

HAATON DOXX

>> No.44501338

Definitely expected a better lie from Mori, this is such a generic "senior prank" story in America

>> No.44501339

>>44501300
pure kino

>> No.44501340

Kiara WHY

>> No.44501341
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kiar.....

>> No.44501342

Oh right, I didn't consider that

>> No.44501347

Mori's Uncle?
Ed Gein

>> No.44501349

>>44501204
S-sametori..bros..?

>> No.44501350

>>44501137
100% Feral hogs are fucking evil and should be killed on sight

>> No.44501351

>>44501208
Damn, they have entire schools for retards now?

>> No.44501352

>They're probably dead by now

>> No.44501354

>>44501300
kino, unless you're a teamate then you want to murder the audio technician

>> No.44501358

>Keep pigs as pets instead of using them for food
I hate Americans.

>> No.44501359

Do you know what Nemesis means?

>> No.44501365

>>44501316
just fucking watch the stream nigga it's fun

>> No.44501368

Kiara wtf

>> No.44501367

Jesas Kiara

>> No.44501369
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44501369

IRyS' birthday is in 20 minutes

>> No.44501370

holy shit please just move on from this obvious lie

>> No.44501371

>the one interested in pig shit is the Germanic

>> No.44501377

>mori wont doxx the pigs
False

>> No.44501379

Well we now know the is a website

>> No.44501378

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLsWMdxTMcw

>> No.44501380

>>44500640
>can speak Japanese
>can make music, sing
>overall aesthetic almost perfectly fits the model she'd be given
She was a deal they couldn't pass up in a million years.

>> No.44501381
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Kronii has been in Japan for a month and had her surgery there. Her friends are flying over to take care of her.

>> No.44501382

BIG RRAT:
EACH MEMBER HID AN EN3 HINT ON THEIR FAKE STORIES
MORI'S IS THAT THERE IS A PIG GIRL

>> No.44501384

>>44501311
>he doesn't watch streams

>> No.44501386

YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA HAVE PROBLEMS MOVING A BODY. THEN I HEAR THE BEST THING TO DO IS TO FEED THEM TO PIGS.

>> No.44501385

>>44501304
shes trying to remember another episode from 1000 Ways To Die to tell as her story

>> No.44501389

>THEY'RE PROBABLY DEAD NOW
Jesas Kiara

>> No.44501392

>>44500637
Yes

>> No.44501393

I already know your high school don’t worry

>> No.44501394
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44501394

>this guy is a member of the Mori family

>> No.44501396

>>44501227
Mine painted a small blue wall white. For some reason, the school found this a very big deal

>> No.44501395

kek Ina

>> No.44501400

no gura pigs are very clean

>> No.44501399

>>44501316
Don't lie to us pig fucker

>> No.44501402

>they were clean
the story always has them being greased so it's troublesome to catch them

>> No.44501404

>>44500958
Woah

>> No.44501407

lmao

>> No.44501411

Alright, that was a clean swerve.
Well done Mori

>> No.44501414

>>44501270
You sound like you're cruisin for a bruisin' mister
Yeehaw.

>> No.44501416

>poopoocaca

>> No.44501419

>Mori worried about doxx
ok, this is false

>> No.44501421

poo poo caca mention

>> No.44501423

PIGGY LOVE

>> No.44501426

>>44501358
we use them for food too

>> No.44501424

>>44501354
Ame has the best stories though.

>> No.44501427

>>44501234
In my defence, I only wanted to believe it because that would have been hilarious.

>> No.44501428

Haatons...

>> No.44501429

>>44501354
how is their fault she's barely talking

>> No.44501430

WHY IS GURA SO OBSSESSED WITH SMELL. GURA IS A STINKY SMELLFAG.

>> No.44501437

why is there no pig themed holo?

>> No.44501441

>Gura with all this farm knowledge
That's my shark

>> No.44501446

>American noises
>bonebros activated

>> No.44501447

>>44500958
Actually what you do is starve one pig before you release it at lunch time

>> No.44501450
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POOPOO
CACA

>> No.44501452

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iYcyRUCah2I

>> No.44501456

Kiara… That’s Mori’s family….

>> No.44501459

>>44501124
Well it wasn't that they wanted to break the gong, it's just that despite all the band kids involved the person who hit the gong when staff walked in didn't know that you can't just hit a gong you have to warm it up. They might've used the wrong mallet too idk, I didn't go to school functions I played CSGO all night and came in as late as possible.

>> No.44501460

>this stream has only further confirmed my suspicions of gura being braindead

>> No.44501461

>>44501358
my cousins kept one as a pet until it got big

>> No.44501467
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>>44501358
Pigs are highly intelligent and also very affectionate you fucking fag.

>> No.44501465

what the hell is bukkcaca

>> No.44501470

They're gonna overlap IRyS....

>> No.44501468

>>44501167
Hilda my beloved

>> No.44501475

THIS. THIS IS WHY BONEBROS EXIST.

>> No.44501478

>>44501381
actually she is staying with me

>> No.44501481

>>44501437
Haachama....

>> No.44501482

>>44501311
Poop is comedy and 2021 /vt/ had no sense of humor.

>> No.44501484

I hope this doesn't work on Kiara, even if she's not familiar with American stuff

>> No.44501485

Is Ina drunk?

>> No.44501486

50 miles is a long way to transport pigs without a licence... Mori may be admitting to a crime...

>> No.44501487

>>44500866
Nice tits

>> No.44501489

>>44501349
Not the kind of feast I was expecting

>> No.44501491

Found the paper

>> No.44501492

>>44501204
I will never forget how naturally they talked about bird poop together during the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA collab without missing a beat

>> No.44501493

Our class just wanted the fuck out of school so we didn't do shit

>> No.44501500

Okay this is true

>> No.44501496

>>44501313
For real? I want a pet pig!

>> No.44501499

my senior prank was a bunch of cups of water in the hallway...

>> No.44501503

kayfabe is dead

>> No.44501504

the doxxbeat prime...

>> No.44501509

>>44501365
No it's not, Myth has terrible chemistry, they're worse than the sum of their parts

>> No.44501510

>kinda dox'y
SAYS THE DEADBEAT QUEEN

>> No.44501513

>>44501430
>GURA IS A STINKY SMELLFAG.
Gura would get wet if you called her that.

>> No.44501515

>>44501465
poopoocaca

>> No.44501517

>Kinda doxxy

>> No.44501518
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>>44501384
Yeah, I got a job and my shift is the same time she normally streams during. The VODs are too long for me to regularly watch too.

>> No.44501519

>Mori worried about dox

Not sure if real or not now.

>> No.44501523

>Mori worried about doxx
obvious lie

>> No.44501525

DOXXBEAT PRIME CAN'T BE STOPPED

>> No.44501530

>>44501461
PIG LOVE

>> No.44501528

>>44501358
we do plenty of both

>> No.44501532

>>44500438
The internal scream I had was almost an external scream.

>> No.44501533

>>44501369
false
>>44500478

>> No.44501534

>>44501382
>Lightning girl
>Vibrator girl
>Idol
>librarian

>> No.44501535

>>44501467
They are also very tasty.

>> No.44501539

>>44501475
Southern girls make due

>> No.44501543

>>44501300
It been kino.

>> No.44501542

ame just chillling...ame talk pls

>> No.44501545

>>44501461
Then what happened?

>> No.44501547

>ame has touched a pig before
YJK

>> No.44501550

Gura's voice sounds real here

>> No.44501551

>>44501316
/qa/ lost

>> No.44501552

>>44501470
its just ames story and point counting left
maybe 5 minutes at worse

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>>44501206

>> No.44501556
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https://poal.me/kmdi58
https://poal.me/kmdi58
https://poal.me/kmdi58
https://poal.me/kmdi58

>> No.44501562

>>44500844
She's a Texan. pig rasslin' is the thing to do

>> No.44501564

>Doxxbeat prime caring about doxx

>> No.44501566

Holy shit I forgot Ame was in this collab.

>> No.44501572
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44501572

Alright, who's the VA that took over Mori?

>> No.44501570

>Ame has touched a pig
of course

>> No.44501576

>>44501167
stop posting this, you're gonna make me play it one day

>> No.44501577

Ame touched pigs in her life

>> No.44501579

>>44501371
>the one who actually knows about it is american

>> No.44501581

>>44501394
I should rewatch that. I hate the main character though

>> No.44501586

>>44501470
she'll wait probably. Gura's waited for Tempiss before

>> No.44501590

>>44501547
Yeah, me

>> No.44501592

>True
Inner...

>> No.44501597

We were gonna set 100 chickens free in my highschool for our senior prank but we heavily underestimated how we'd get 100 chickens so we didn't do that

>> No.44501599

>It wasn't *just* duct tape
huh?

>> No.44501600

>>44501437
Hey, we have the slampig Haachama

>> No.44501601

>>44501237
>immediately just says false
lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.44501602

>>44501577
Yeah, me

>> No.44501603

gullible Ina

>> No.44501609

Nah that fucking tape wouldn't hold and it's coarse, not peach fuzzy

>> No.44501612

if mori actually did this she would have said it before

>> No.44501616

>>44501482'<
>2021 /vt/ had no sense of humor
Rhombus is still one of the funniest things this board has made to date

>> No.44501620

>people actually saying true

>> No.44501629

>>44501358
Yes I keep guns AND pet pigs and you can't stop me.

>> No.44501627

>>44501554
Anybody got the Mori soundpost for this?

>> No.44501632

>>44501545
then he went to live on the farm :)

>> No.44501638
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They're talking about pig touching!? Pigs are actually really nice to pet and they really enjoy it too. I wouldn't have one for a pet but when I got to the agriculture fair, I make sure to give those big ole guys a nice pat pat.

>> No.44501637

>>44501577
yeah, me

>> No.44501640
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>> No.44501639

>>44501572
's Calli

>> No.44501643

>>44501554
>not the gura version

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>>44500478
Cope and seethe, Irystocrats. She's mine now

>> No.44501648

My gullible dope...

>> No.44501652

>>44501577
Yeah, me

>> No.44501654

>>44501534
A black girl
EN Aloe (not menhera this time)
Wawa's new friend
En Watame

>> No.44501659
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44501659

so teamates what's your excuse for ame being so quiet during this collab???

>> No.44501661

>>44501167
idk maybe fauna on subahibi

>> No.44501663
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>>44501554

>> No.44501666

>>44500052
>>44500115
...I was being sarcastic

>> No.44501667

>you can trick Kiara if you're enthusiastic about your lie

>> No.44501671

gullible women....

>> No.44501670

yeah, she was real excited about getting scammed

>> No.44501668

>Pity trues

>> No.44501674

>>44501381
Stop it

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>>44501358
>3rd worlders are so sad they have to eat their pets

>> No.44501678

>>44501640
abayo

>> No.44501682

I am predicting it now
Ame's story will be another near death experience, and Mori will lose her shit once again.

>> No.44501681

>>44501550
this is literally how Gura always sounds

>> No.44501684

my dad's senior prank was disassembling the principal's motorcycle and reassembling it on the roof
and flooding all the gas lines in the school by hooking a sink up to the gas outlet in the chemistry lab, but he didn't tell the school about that one

>> No.44501685

investigators.....

>> No.44501687

>>44501572
Morpo

>> No.44501688

>>44501640
holy shit is that real?

>> No.44501693

100% True

>> No.44501692

>>44501509
Go back nijifag

>> No.44501696

Teamates…

>> No.44501698

AME!?

>> No.44501700

>i almost died
It's all so tiresome

>> No.44501701

ALL 3 OF THESE ARE JUST AME ALMOST DYING
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.44501702

>Ame story
>near death
MANY SUCH CASES

>> No.44501703

True

>> No.44501707

>>44501640
God pigs are cute

>> No.44501705

True.

>> No.44501704

Teamates...

>> No.44501708

Ame...

>> No.44501706
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>> No.44501710

Teamates, explain

>> No.44501711

TEAMATES?

>> No.44501716

TRUE

>> No.44501714
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44501714

What the hell Ame

>> No.44501712

Don’t fall for it Wawa..

>> No.44501713

Ame sure likes almost dying

>> No.44501721

GIVE ME THE LOLI AME

>> No.44501723

AME

ALMOST

DIED

AGAIN

>> No.44501726

Teamates??? Explain!

>> No.44501724

That alligator? Me.

>> No.44501727

true and based

>> No.44501728

That alligator? A teammate

>> No.44501729

>>44501638
THEY ARE TERRITORIAL AND LOUD

>> No.44501732

EXPLAIN TEAMATES

>> No.44501731

TEAMATES EXPLAIN?????

>> No.44501730

TEANIGGAS EXPLAIN

>> No.44501733

Yeah, me

>> No.44501736

wtf teamates

>> No.44501738
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>>44500652
get fucked greyfag

>> No.44501735

melier....

>> No.44501742

THAT ALLIGATOR? ME

>> No.44501740

>>44501499
my senior year was cut off 2 months early because of covid

>> No.44501747

this is a lie because ame doesn't live anywhere near alligators

>> No.44501745

Her life was in danger again...

>> No.44501750

Ame.....

>> No.44501748

>Ame almost got killed
what a surprise...

>> No.44501749

TEAMATES WHY DID YOU DO THIS?
Also 3/3 for Ame stories about nearly dying

>> No.44501756

>>44501666
Learn Humor anon

>> No.44501754

INVESTIGATOR HATE

>> No.44501753

Fake and gay

>> No.44501758

>>44501534
lightning girl
apple girl
cat burglar girl
pig girl
digital painter girl

>> No.44501759
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44501759

Yeah, sorry.

>> No.44501761

Investigators explain

>> No.44501768

WTF how would an alligator wield a spoon?

>> No.44501764

>>44501437
There's haachama. I hope if they ever do an orc girl, they don't make her the pig holo, as that'd mean no western orc holo

>> No.44501769
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>>44501554

>> No.44501770
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WHAT?
AME WHAT??

>> No.44501773

>>44501675
>Holospy here

>> No.44501772

>someone saved ame from dying rather than her just living by dumb luck
Fake story.

>> No.44501774

Ame's mom chased me away...

>> No.44501775

Ame what the actual fuck

>> No.44501777

Sorry, that was me.

>> No.44501776
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44501776

wtf

>> No.44501779

okay, THIS is a lie.

>> No.44501778

>>44501579
Gura's a southern gal.

>> No.44501781

I can't believe this one

>> No.44501787

teamates what the fuck

>> No.44501784

>>44501576
Go for it, 3DS emulation is only getting better and Stella Glow is one of the best games on the console.
>Come for Hilda
>Stay for Popo

>> No.44501783

classic ame

>> No.44501790

IT WAS ME

>> No.44501789

cant wait for Ame's final story where she actually dies

>> No.44501788

>>44501640
thought this was going to be one of those slaughterhouse killing webms

>> No.44501793

>>44501640
>that fucking cheeky look
HOW

>> No.44501791

>near death story
>Mori laughs AGAIN

kek fucking stop

>> No.44501798

fucking investigators

>> No.44501802

No wonder she’s terrified of her fans

>> No.44501803

ame got all her stories from florida man posts

>> No.44501804
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>Ame: [near death experience]
>Mori: KEK

>> No.44501805

>>44501640
Isn't there an edit of this with an anime girl?

>> No.44501806

>>44501700
AME ALMOST DIED THREE TIMES

>> No.44501810
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Ame!?

>> No.44501807

>>44501640
kek

>> No.44501809

>Investigators tried to eat loli Ame

>> No.44501811

>cunnyseur investigators
nahone

>> No.44501814

So Ame's from the south?

>> No.44501815

I'M SORRY OKAY SHE WASN'T IN HOLOLIVE BACK THEN

>> No.44501817

This is 100% BS

>> No.44501818

That was Joseph when Ame stopped playing Nier

>> No.44501822

>>44501659
Your Gura brought back sad memories to Ame, fuck you

>> No.44501820

WHICH TEAMATE TRIED TO TAKE LOLI AME?

>> No.44501825

"What bathing suit were you wearing, Ame!" - Kiara

>> No.44501823

that was the day Investigators learned their place

>> No.44501827

>Where was YOUR mom, Ame?!
Leave her alone, Gura. Christ...

>> No.44501828

>ANOTHER ALMOST DIED AME STORY
Bros there's simply no way Ame is this cursed. Did her dad pump and dump a fucking witch or something?????????

>> No.44501833

I believe all of ame's stories

>> No.44501829

>alligator
could Gura and Ame have....possibly....

>> No.44501832

>>44501640
you're gonna get banned for dox, buddy

>> No.44501830
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>You are living in the timeline where Ame survived almost dying 500+ times

>> No.44501835

ame almost died...again

>> No.44501837

>mum
Ame really is Bri'ish.

>> No.44501834

>>44501640
kek

>> No.44501839

>>44501759
A fucking Sasukemate

>> No.44501847

investigators explain

>> No.44501846

Reminds me of the dude that smacked the fuck out of a gator with a frying pan...

>> No.44501849

EXPLAIN YOURSELVES TEAMATES

>> No.44501850 [SPOILER] 
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>>44501674
Kronii Love!

>> No.44501852
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44501852

Uhhh i can explain...

>> No.44501851

Ame had more adventures and near-misses in childhood than I've had my whole life

>> No.44501854

>all ame's stories are about almost dying
>currently next to a personification of death
pottery

>> No.44501855

THE FIRST TEAMATE.

>> No.44501861

>>44501288
newfag leave

>> No.44501859

Ok ame lol

>> No.44501864

Was Ame a Floridian?

>> No.44501863
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44501863

This sounds like a real goddamn story Ame, and that's terrifying.

>> No.44501867

ame lived in florida?

>> No.44501866
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WTF AME????

YEAH ME

>> No.44501869

used condoms?

>> No.44501868
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44501868

I believe it

>> No.44501871

>>44501385
kek called it

>> No.44501870
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And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

>> No.44501872

FLORIDA WOMAN

HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

>> No.44501879

MORI DIES LAUGHING AGAIN

>> No.44501875

AME?!

>> No.44501882

>from an alligator
Teamates, explain yourselves

>> No.44501885
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44501885

True

>> No.44501883

>>44501640
heh lazerpig

>> No.44501892

Teamates...

>> No.44501893

>Ame pokes an alligator
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.44501896

>Mama chased off an investigator from raping ame
believable

>> No.44501897

>Ame almost dying as a child again
Home...

>> No.44501904

>Ame nearly dies
>Again
>Lives around gators (Possibly floridian)
I get it now... Ame is actually Vesper's sister. it's all connecting.

>> No.44501901

>east coast
>alligators
AHHH MY INNER DOXBEAT IS COMING OUT

>> No.44501899

I was unable to post earlier but I just want to say that Mori got all 3 of Kiara's stories right. They fucking are.

>> No.44501905

>>44501761
Wooden spoons are scary.

>> No.44501909

Teamates...

>> No.44501908

>Teamate gets defeated by a wooden spoon
they don't send the best, do they?

>> No.44501907

>East Coast
>Bodies of Water
>Alligators

Sausga Doxxbeat Prime narrowed it down to Ame's childhood home.

>> No.44501914

Story #424532 of Ame's almost-death

>> No.44501913

yeah Ame is lying gators are basically only in Florida, Louisiana and like Alabama

>> No.44501915
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AAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.44501917

FALSE
COME ON AME I KNOW YOU ARE IN RISK OF DYING EVERYDAY BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH

>> No.44501918

>place where alligators may have been
>the implication
No wonder ame has such crazy stories lmao

>> No.44501926

Investigators almost kidnapped cunny Ame

>> No.44501934

I missed it did she say she was on vacation? Alligators aren't around in the west

>> No.44501939
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44501939

It's true!

>> No.44501941

>>44501640
thanks ame

>> No.44501944

>>44501870
based

>> No.44501948

HOW OLD WAS AME
WHAT COLOUR WAS HER SWIMSUIT?

>> No.44501949

false, ame didn't have any friends

>> No.44501952

Why do people say Myth have no chemistry? This has felt just like 5 friends hanging out.

>> No.44501954

There’s no gators in Britain fake story

>> No.44501955

why does ina help ame so much? she always supports her stories, are they both imposters?

>> No.44501957

>Another near-death experience
Ame, how are you even alive

>> No.44501962
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>saved
FAKE
no one saved her...

>> No.44501961

i get now why teamates are so vocal
is a miracle that ame is still alive

>> No.44501964

>>44501681
ok gaslighter

>> No.44501968

>>44501870
Thank you, I wanted to post this but I was too lazy too

>> No.44501966

>>44501791
>reaper finds near death events funny
Wow big surprise

>> No.44501972

Alright, I don't believe this one strictly because of "Mum" and the whole Alligator motif

>> No.44501971

>>44501640
SLAVA

>> No.44501973

Gura knows Florida

>> No.44501974

>>44501907
Ohio?

>> No.44501976

>>44501640
post pig getting massage.webm, you know THAT one.

>> No.44501977

>Investigators attacking Ame

>> No.44501983

Why the change of heart investigators?

>> No.44501982

For my own sanity I'm saying this is false

>> No.44501984

Ame is Floridian, that explains sooooo much

>> No.44501987

ame literally has an enormous valley girl accent who could actually believe this, plus the holos all know where she lives

>> No.44501990

>>44501855
lol

>> No.44501993

>>44501640
I fuckin love pigs

>> No.44501997

>>44501828
Her family is genuinely gypsy cursed

>> No.44502000

I didn't know Ame was from Florida

>> No.44502002
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44502002

Ame is proof that quantum immortality is real.

>> No.44502001

no fucking way

>> No.44502006

>>44501861
I know towa's cat but what was posted has literally nothing to do with vtubers or hololive

>> No.44502008

I wanna give gura mommy senses

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>> No.44502013

>>44501830
I survive almost dying by driving every single day

>> No.44502015
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>>44501773

>> No.44502014

>>44501830
>The multiverse is just multiple timelines of ame being dead
>All those fake ame that she uses on stream are memories of deceased ame of other timelines

>> No.44502017

>>44501803
Goober and Ame are both Florida Men.

>> No.44502018

>>44501949
sad how that's the giveaway to this story

>> No.44502026

I’m traveling to New Orleans for the first time in a couple months and I was reallly excited to try eating alligator for the first time but my friends tell me it’s mid

>> No.44502027

>friend's mom was ready to save Ame

And Ame's mom?

>> No.44502028 [SPOILER] 
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44502028

Except your mom right Ame ahahahah

>> No.44502032

>Lightning in pool
>Waves
>Alligator
Ame and water are enemies

>> No.44502030

There's only 15 minutes left

>> No.44502034

They really needed to do points more often.

>> No.44502039

>>44501952
Antis. 100% of the time it's Antis.

>> No.44502049
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44502049

Yeah that's a real story.

>> No.44502050

I seriosuly can't tell which Ame story is false...

>> No.44502051

>>44501855
HOLY KEK

>> No.44502052

>>44501803
You may be onto something

>> No.44502053

>all Ame stories involve almost dying
RAINFORESTBROS

>> No.44502055

>mum
She's Bri'ish

>> No.44502057

holy shit, parental supervision

>> No.44502056

>>44501804
I mean... Mori's a literal Death after all, to a smaller degree...

>> No.44502061

>>44501962
I did

>> No.44502060

Its hilarious to compare the contrast of Ame's stories to Ina's.

>> No.44502062

>>44502010
little shit

>> No.44502064

>>44502002
She's just like me, fr fr

>> No.44502068

>nearly dies in water and the sea and has nightmares about it
BEFRIENDS GURA
>nearly killed by an alligator
MAKES HER FANBASE GATORS

SHE BECOMES ALL OF HER CHILDHOOD FEARS AND MAKES THEM HER PERSONALITY, HOLY FUCK AME IS BATMAN

>> No.44502069

>>44501948
12 and blue
>t. alligator ToT

>> No.44502072

>>44502010
yeah me

>> No.44502071

>gators
FANSERVICE BULLSHIT

>> No.44502073

It's kinda weird that in all of Ame's stories her parents are never mentioned.

>> No.44502077

>>44501972
Kiara probably rewrote it

>> No.44502083

>>44501952
council tards jealousy

>> No.44502080

>>44502027
gura...

>> No.44502084

>>44501907
Ame is Florida Woman, it all makes sense

>> No.44502087

>>44501934
Farthest you'll find them is east Texas

>> No.44502088

>>44501907
Nova Scotia

>> No.44502086

I was with her until the salad
NOBODY EATS SALAD AT A PICNIC

>> No.44502090

>>44501908
Gators are kind of stupid. They just lurk the waterside and wait for something small and careless to come by and not notice them.

>> No.44502091

DID YOU EVEN HAVE PARENTS?

>> No.44502094
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44502094

>The pool story is about how she met Poseidon (Poseidon can use lightning too).
>The sea story is about how she met Ancient One.
>The swamp story is about how she met teamates.

>> No.44502097

Ame's mom is such a possessive, manipulative bitch.

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>>44501358
nothing wrong with that

>> No.44502104
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44502104

>that mom

>> No.44502102

>>44502027
lol

>> No.44502108

>Did you even have parents?
KIARA YOU CAN'T ASK THAT

>> No.44502107

>why did your mo-
Kiwawa.....

>> No.44502113

>>44501863
Finally got home, huh?

>> No.44502114

>your mo-- THAT mom

>> No.44502115

>>44501828
How new?

>> No.44502118
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44502118

ANOHTER AME MORI STORY

>> No.44502119

KIARA NOT YOU TOO

>> No.44502122

This show idea is genius because it's basically just a glorified zatsudan with a point system

>> No.44502121

>Ame is a florida woman
Explains SO, SO fucking much...

>> No.44502128

>>44502027
haha...

>> No.44502130

>Someone explain Florida to me
It's complicated

>> No.44502134

>They can be anywhere
Are there gators among us?

>> No.44502136

>>44501913
she said the floatie story was east coast so...

>> No.44502137

The images...

>> No.44502139

>>44502010
kek

>> No.44502141

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRJ_tgwyLUM

>> No.44502143

>>44501952
because normally they really don't, but this has been kino.

>> No.44502146

Dinosaurs?

>> No.44502145

>why did your mo- that mom...
wawa..

>> No.44502149

>>44501952
I feel sorry for your social circumstances if hanging out with your friends is like this

>> No.44502152

>Kiara did it too
Oh no Ametori fags? You got a bit too cocky. No one fucking knows Ame

>> No.44502154

KIARA WHYYYY
WHY DID YOU SAY IT

>> No.44502155

>>44501952
Anon have you considered the fact that 90% of people here are completely full of shit?

>> No.44502156

>>44499508
I don't get the "attachment" thing

>> No.44502157

>>44501640
Lol funny pig

>> No.44502158

>*gets hit with a big fuck-off wooden spoon*
>"Wow, rude. Alright, I guess I'll leave. Didn't even want to eat your kids anyway."

>> No.44502160

>Your mo-ah ah I mean your friend's mom
I don't think Ame's gonna want to do this again...

>> No.44502165

>>44502094
Holy fuck

>> No.44502168

EVIL DEATH ROLL
...NOW

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>>44502134

>> No.44502175

ame said fuck

>> No.44502176

>>44502134
someone post the gator venting image

>> No.44502178

>>44502122
Yeah, it was a pretty good idea.

>> No.44502174
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44502174

watch it, i have a wooden spoon!

>> No.44502182

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-attacked-by-alligator-describes-what-happened-all-i-saw-was-this-massive-black-thing.amp
>from a few hours ago
SHE IS

>> No.44502179

Gators are big pussies. Crocs, on the other hand...

>> No.44502188

>>44502134
AMOGUS

>> No.44502189

>>44502094
BRAVO YAGOO

>> No.44502191

>>44501907
You know how she "sort of" had parents? I think she may have lived all over the US

>> No.44502192

That why you give the kids guns

>> No.44502193

>>44502068
So the lightning was fake

>> No.44502194

ANOTHER LAG
WHAT CHANGED

>> No.44502197

Teammmates are fast as fuck boi

>> No.44502200

>>44501952
they don't normally
they must be drinking

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>>44502068

>> No.44502202

>ame might be a florida woman
no fucking wonder

>> No.44502204

sugoi

>> No.44502205

ame swearing is so hot

>> No.44502213

>>44502119
>>44502114
>>44502152

Kiara is so brave

>> No.44502220

>>44502134
Sus

>> No.44502221

>>44501208
Mine peed on the wall next to the urinals.

>> No.44502223

>>44501952
>people

>> No.44502224

>>44502160
what?

>> No.44502225

Oh Koyori woke up

>> No.44502227

>>44502149
Ogey loner

>> No.44502228

Ame is always unsupervised

>> No.44502226

>>44502094
>The house fire story is about how she met Kiara
>Her many death experiences are about her encounters with Mori

>> No.44502230
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44502230

Gators are actually pretty fast, used to have a small one in my backyard

>> No.44502236

Kiara the helicopter parent...

>> No.44502239

Ina won't stop defending Ame.

>> No.44502242

>>44501952
this collab has been unusually good to be fair

>> No.44502243

>>44502141
Oh that gator he dead.

>> No.44502245

>>44501907
Ame lived in many places as a kid. She also lived somewhere with a lake that would freeze in the winter that she would walk on.

>> No.44502247

didnt a woman die last week because a gator attacked her dog and she tried to save it

>> No.44502249
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44502249

>>44502094

>> No.44502250

>>44502155
>people

>> No.44502251

>See a chat message saying Pedestigator

>> No.44502253

All of Ame's stories are about parental neglect...


Teammates....

>> No.44502254

>>44501863
Hey stinky! You're home!

>> No.44502259

Kiara doesn't know how life in Florida really is huh

>> No.44502261

>>44500169

>Jimmy Carr - Pekora

>> No.44502263
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TEAMATES ARE WEIRD

>> No.44502265

>>44502134
___________________sus___________________

>> No.44502270

>>44502069
It was hot pink stinky

>> No.44502272

>>44502134
sus

>> No.44502271

LAST POST AND W'ILL MARRY KIARA

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