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https://youtu.be/fOx7gFwE1oUThis is painfully unfunny.
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
...what?
I remember Kiara telling this story
TrueI was the intruder btw
based
Step bro don't rob me
this one
She talked about this on stream.....
VERILY IT WAS I
>kiara let an old man into her homeUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
ESL moment
What the fug
Didn't she mention this once?
Kiara... your ESL...
Easily true. Kiwawa suffered the most
kiara what the fuck does this even mean
Lapsama my friend
Wawa....
you cannot be this fucking retarded
Kiara...
what
Kiara WTF
Do these girls have no stories they haven't told on stream?
I hope this is false Kiara
WHERE'S THE INSTA
this dumb chimkin....
Nah this is false
what happened to the idol story Kiara
Kiara got Geiger Counter'd
Kiara??
Kiara your english reps...
>mori laughs immediatelybased
'melier
Kiar...
Do Europeans REALLY?
WHAT THE FUCK
holy shit, that fucking sucks.
.. What?
brotori....
Is this the North Africa story? She's trying to make this sound like a lie.
kiara...
This one is true, she mentioned this story before.
GET A FUCKING JOB BROTORI
I remember this I think
GURA FINGERBANGED MORI SO HARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kiwawa...
I think this one is true
yeah it was me
i feel like i remember that story
GET FUCKED TEAMATESKIARA SUFFERED THE MOST
this is a fucking lie
Jesus
Is this the north africa story?
KIARA LOVE
>>44495880>Stranger knocks on door or something>Kiara opens it thinking it was her brother
This sounds so fucking dumb that I actually believe it.
>>44495817raiding Kiara's panty drawer
Gura cute Gura cute!
It's true. I robbed and raped her and mamatori
This one is true
Kromei love!
What...?ESL?
How many times has this bitch been robbed? Wasn't she robbed on Christmas too?
>Kiara: "My family got robbed">Mori: laughs her ass offFucking kek again, Mori
I think she told this one before
My Ina!
This is actually true from her Morocco story.
She talked about this recently didn't she?
False, I don't want to believe it
didn't this happened in africa?
Isn't this the story when she was in Africa?
>>44495917Ame, Gura & Ina.
oh yeah this is true. I remember this story
>>44495912Don't underestimate Kiara
>I let someone have sex with me on my birthday because I thought it was my brotherKiwawa!?
Oh, this is actually a true story. She talked about it two years ago I think.
False just because she would have told KFP about this 10 times by now if it was true
This is when JKiara was almost raped in Tunisia
>question
WHY DOES KIARA HAVE SO MANY STORIES WHERE SHE COULD POTENTIALLY HAVE BEEN RAPED?!?!
>>44495927
This is real I was the thief
Mamatori probably beat Kiara the next day
what the heck
wawa
This is false
>>44495866I was hoping it was thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc
I think Kiaras doing a bad job at making this seem true, but maybe thats her angle?
KIARA RAAAAAAAAAAPE
this is when I impregnated the kiara btw
>snuck in a cat somehow in her story early onF A K E
>>44495945yes
FINALLY THE GETTING ROBBED STORY THIS IS TRUE
>>44495917ina and guras craziest stories are renewing a library book over and over and breaking an apple in two, they have no stories at all
Gura loves scrolling through Instagram and Tik Tok. I know she has secret accounts on there.
>>44495970No, that trip wasn't for her birthday + no cats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rotDSrgoUVwLiterally True
the stuttering and "uhhs" kiara, cmon
i love how chat just ignores her pinned
Kiara you idiot, the robber was your BROTHER
KIWAWA RECOUNTING TRAUMATIC EVENTS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
This one is true, I remember the supachat reading stream this was from
>>44496039cuuuuuuuuuute
Im pretty sure she talked about this before
This story is hard to follow but I think she's faking that it's fake
only money??
AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWHEN ARE YOU GOING TO PLAY CITIES SKYLINES AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A FILTHY T*RK GUEST WORKER STOLE KIARA'S BIRTHDAY MONEY
This is a true story, she has told it on stream before
>only moneyher brother stole the money
kiara can't be straight mori she's gay
How many camels worth of goods were stolen?
>>44495993yeah, marocco I think
This is true I remember from an older stream
>>44495901maybe but the details don't seem exact, she may be using a true story and changing details to make it a lie
>>44495991that's why Kiara only likes Mori for her cats
>Jenma is nodding>As they say this Mori is nodding furiously MORI IS JENMA
>cats in kiara's story for no reason
>>44495901She did
>>44496015This is the morocco story
She is struggling to tell the story. Lie or trauma?
>>44496022Kiara is sexual prey
>>44495960Brother Watson has to steal to feed Ame though.
fake mating press story
>>44496042Shut the fuck up Mori
THE STORY WHERE THE MORROCAN CONTEMPLATED RAPING KIARA
Kiara's brother is a panty sniffer?
>Ame: this is false, you would have just shot the robber
>>44496086Yeah me
>stuck in the toilet
>>44495909your friend is kinda...
the toilet door
>>44496022She's the tastiest piece of jail bait remember
>>44495986>moroccoOh of course she got robbed there.
thoughts?
I agree with Mori, Kiara's too obvious
>>44496015Yeah, about that...
>>44496060Wawa...
>stuck in the toilet???
oh damn, Mori sniffed it out
>>44496039cuuuuuuute
This story is true. I was the robber and I raped Kiara too.
Smort MoriSussed her out quick
That robber? Me.I stole panties.
>was the thief black Kiara?
So if you snuck in and tried to fuck Kiara on her birthday you'd get away with it because she'd think it's her brother??
>Kiara is used to have his brother sneak into her bed at nightyou can't make this shit up
>>44495991>Mori was the robber>Mori was the one standing over sleeping cunny KiaraMoririn
>>44495985yeah she actually was. her bad luck is crazy
>do you hear footsteps?>no>is it heavy footsteps?gura is kinda... you know...
>>44496060Wow
Wouldn't happen in Texas
Unloading childhood trauma collab let's go!
This is only stories we heard on stream. Too bad she didn’t chose the bomb on the plane strory though.
>>44496113What was his name?
I’m not super racist anymore but when I backpacked in Europe after high school I always thought that the turkish language sounded disgusting
>a home invasion story>the first and most salient detail Kiara remembers is a catEven if it's false, it's authentic
It could be true. Sounds like a common g*psy encounter.
>>44495970why south africa is any different
>>44496132Better than losing your head
>My brudda
>>44495993i thought her mom's purse was stolen.
>>44495987Cute Ina
>>44496063Kiara said it was okay to guess. Just don't say "I've heard her say this before, it's true/false."
>>44496135holy-
>>44495991Mori was the robber
depressing amount of new posters in this thread
>>44495945>>44495970>>44495986>>44495993>go to africa>get robbedlmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rotDSrgoUVwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rotDSrgoUVwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rotDSrgoUVw
>>44496096you're not thinking of the time a filthy bedouin invaded their tent?
WAIT I RAPED KIARA'S BROTHER AND NOT HER??FUCK I DONT WNAT TO BE GAY
oh I remember this
>>44495991She’s very based when she isn’t trying
Kiara said that she was going to mix a bit of true in her lies because that makes the story more believable
I don't get it. Why does nobody have any points yet?
what the fuck is this story?toilet?
No one stole only money unless they knew where it is beforehand
Brother: DOOR STUCK!!!!
>>44496015she's told it a few times
>>44496178There's still 1 more story.
>>44496150ඞ
>robber walks past a sleeping wawa>doesn't rape herUnbelievable
>Brotori got mistaken for a robber.>Brother Watson is a robber.THEY ARE
>>44496095that's against the rules, it's either all true or all fake
>>44496141It happens. My door gets stuck sometimes because the foundations are slanted.
sounds like a deathgame plot
...
>vacation homeEmpress Wawa
>>44495935*crickets*
>>44495819 That guy is a huge weeb, visited Japan and made his own manga about a ghost girl. I think his Youtube is still active.
>>44496145Mori's nose is well trained in sniffing out food and other things
>>44496184Seni sikerim çocuk
oh...
>>44496015bro this nigger thief hovered over kiara, made me rage
>>44496207ISRAEL
Yeah this is real. It was the Africa story.
>>44496218Points will be tallied at the very end
>Kiara lived in the Austrian ghetto equivalent of Ame's Barrio
>>44496039was robbed multiple times
Honestly I can't imagine living in a country where you don't have the liberty to riddle home intruders with buckshot pellets. God bless the USA!
>>44496135PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP thoughts
>>44496015She did. It happened in Africa. The robber was also taking an uncomfortablly long time staring at her sleeping. She was like 10...
>did the carpets match the drapesGURA YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
jesus christ kiara is a terrible liar kek
>>44496230They can’t be all true. The third story will be false
>>44496204never mind!
>was in the city>oh that makes senseMorocco btfo
Whats so special about Morocco?
So did Brotori get raped because the "robber" went into the room thinking it was kiara
An African thief? No, I won't believe it.
need shark
>Kiara went to Africa and got robbed
>>44496130That Towa with the Tommy Gun looks extra cute.
>>44496056
Kiara was robbed by sandniggers in Morocco.
>>44496039Gimme your shit
Single mother really wants to go to North Africa
>moroccoah that explains it, its true
Kiara is trying hard to make it sound unbelievable, but these details are getting too specific to feel fake. Needed to hesitate more on some answers.
Gura...
>>44496207damn you ruin the precious
Africans
>>44496203>kiara got robbed in africa>i got robbed in africaWE ARE
>>44495986Good guess
>>44496204The story is already been linked look up >>44496060
>It was in MoroccoMakes more sense than this happening in Austria
>It was in Morocco>oh that makes sensekek Mori with the casual racism
>>44496097friends don’t laugh at each other’s unfortunate stories or engage in ribbing apparently
Yeah this one is true
Ame's next story: God and the Devil tried to kill Ame at the same time and it cancelled each other out!
huh
Why would you go to Morocco?
why is kiara even participating if everyone knows her stories?
why make up a lie like this
A few in chat was spoiling it so hopefully they weren't looking
nice birthday party
>>44496039 very cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
Why is it so fucking hot when Kiara suffers trauma
Someone give ame a coke line so she perks up a bit
>>44496148artist name and pictures of her pits?
>go to morocco>get robbed
>>44496299no disrespect but its filled with filthy ass morroccans
>>44496299High density of robbers
It's already been an hour...
This is what a whore looks like
ame you can talk cmon
>home invasion of vacation rental>morocco110% believable
you guys, its IRyS' birthday
>Vacation home in fucking MoroccoHow fucking rich is her family?
>>44496218Those assets are just decorative, and Jenma is keeping score with a quill pen on a piece of Japanese parchment folded over 1000 times.
>go to africa>get robbedIt's a lie!
https://poal.me/n6ie08https://poal.me/n6ie08https://poal.me/n6ie08https://poal.me/n6ie08
>>44496207>expecting newfags and tourists to know
>>44496351This is true.
All of the girls' voices have dropped like a full octave because they're so comfortable with each other, unity lives on
>>44496258always a pleasure to talk to you ataturk
>>44496015She actually has.
oh right ame is there
>>44496296Mori is a genius!
>Morocco>not raped to deaththis is false
>if I was a thief, I wouldn't thinkshe isn't even a thief and doesn't anyway
>>44496324Mamatori...
Of course it's in Morocco
the lie is that it wasn't a robber, it was a rapist
>>44496347I mean, Kiara also got her phone stolen in Germany so.....
>>44496411hot
>You mean like actual monkeys?I now know what shaped her world view..
>>44496307>African thief>MoroccoYou mean Arab thief
>>44496397who?
isnt this kinda story kinda dark to make a game of?
>MoroccoOkay that makes this story 100% true.
>>44496399A lot of Europeans vacation in Morocco, and it's not very expensive.
>>44496399it was a shitty rental that africans break into at night
Holo Africa when
>>44496299Despite its shittiness, it's the least shitty place in Africa
>Lee Mack - Gura>David Mitchell - Fauna>Claudia Winkleman - Kiara>Susie Dent - Ina>Big Narstie - Mori>Bob Mortimer - Mumei>Greg Davies - AmeThoughts?
SUUUUUUUSSSSSAAAAAAAAANNNNNN
>>44496397
>mori knows about how kiara sleepsTAKAMORI BROS
>Kiara is very picky about where she sleeps
>>44496349Faq man
NEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
FUCK OFF NEAL
>>44496399Western European?
>>44496405See>>44496060>>44496207
NEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!
NEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>44496311that player model is incredible
SUSAN YOU WHORE, DIE ALREADY
DIESEL SCIROCCOIT'LL GET YOU DOWN TO MOROCCO
YOUTUBE BEING AN AFRICAN
>>44496397one hour to go bru
>>44496399Isn't that just the Mexico of Europe?
fuckin europeans
STOP SPOILING THE GAME
NEAAAAAAAALLLLLL
>>44496305Thats why he became a crusader, makes sense
NEAL NO PLEASe
>>44496399You can rent those for cheap
NICE WHAT CALI? NICE WHAT?
Weird nobody did the "I was the robber. I stole her virginity" line yet.
>>44496418Forgive her, she will only speak in her stories and Gura's.
>>44496386you already got your shitty catalog bait thread deleted anonchama let it go.
>>44495982they're so cute
Kiara's next story:>my grandpa fled WW2 and still lives in Argentina!
>It's been an hour
>>44496180Hakimi
I forgot this was an offcollab because of how good the quality is
>da kids
Reminder Ame's mom was kidnapped in Morocco
>>44496443>Anons >Knowing what they're talking about at allStop having so much faith
>>44496443Arabs can be africans
AME TALKED
>that was on youtube>immediately cuts outkek
>>44496296>Morocco>Moricco
>>44496445You need some shock value to make people think about it more
works on my machine
>>44496399Completely normal for not so well off Europeans.
>>44496509Nice desu ne
>>44496510I will never admit to being a darkie
>>44496174Texas is a big state with plenty of bad neighborhoods anon
Oh, Ame is monitoring the stream?
>>44496443You mean Berber
>>44496421They always have those ugly baggy eyes...
>at the studiothat explains why the sound mixing isn't shit
>>44496399If they can get fucking robbed, they didn't rent a good apartment so they're not.
wamy sugoi
>>44496542meds
>>44496399all europeans get like a month of PTO and morocco is a cheap country.
this is average robber footwear according to Gura
>>44496443
>>44496299The first nation to establish formal diplomatic relations with the United States.
Hey wasn't the title"【OFFCOLLAB】Unbelievably Believable!!! Gaslighting at its BEST #HoloMyth "just a minute ago?
Connection problems truly follow Ina...
>>44496469>>44496467She still remembers their homiemoon..
>Was he a nigger? HOLY FUCK INA YOU CAN SAY THAT ON STREAM!
>i dont know what color the go live button on youtube is
>>44496517shouldn't have been deleted so ill repost it
Kiara unloading her childhood trauma on her lovers who don’t believe her….
>>44496397ok and
>>44496308breed shark
>>44496490ya it is
>>44496324I'm convinced mamatori was some sort of international terrorist or some shit
>>44496255It is. He even married an Asian woman.
>>44496397Tab's open
>>44496466>Big Narstie - Morifucking kek
>>44496549Woah
>>44496589oh yeah, it changed
>>44496466I feel like there's probably at least one other person here that watches panel shows, so good luck on that, anon.
>>44496589
>ina offcollabed with rami malek
Moris gonna be the only one to 100% Kiara
>>44496381Best I can do, is a picture of bossu sucking dick
Ame says falseGura says falseIna is fucking dead
>>44496589Did they change the title, causing that blip?
>>44496587retard
>Ame>I say falseLITERALLY EVERY TIME
>>44496589Gaslighting is too political.
Ina wasn't paying attention
>>44496589WTF
LONE POINT FOR MORI
>>44496399It's not a vacation home, it's a home you can rent through a travel agent, like an AirBnB circa 2006.
>>44496589No? it was always that
>>44496299Rightful Spanish territory
>>44496589Yeah
Wtf bros believe women
>>44496616
>>44496470Idk if anyone can follow that
>>44496589Omega being a lil bitch
AME STOP ANSWERING FALSE TO EVERYTHING
>>44496491>SUSANanon...
>>44496589It was always bamboozling anonchama
>they brought the EN curse to the cover studio and infected the entire buildingbros this was supposed to be black ships not colonial ships
>>44496587American education in action.
>>44496589What? No, it was always bambooziling, Anon. You're being crazy
>>44496604>admitting to posting baityou're not very smart are you
>>44496589wdym it still is?
>child actor scamMori was molested?
>>44496589no? it was always bamboozling.
MORI ALMOST GOT RAPED
>>44496589Yeah, it still shows that on my video player but I open my sub feed and it's different
DO NOT UOH
Mori WTF
I believe this
Uh...
>>44495866t. Saruman the Stupid
I fully believe this
UOOOOOHHHH
I think I remember this one
>Halfway through>1 hour leftThey better hurry up
>child actorsToT
I feel like I remember that story
oh nooo
i believe that
I 100% believe this.
MORI YOU CANT TELL THIS STORY WTF
True, Mori is anime.
>>44496589The title always said "Bamboozling"
>>44496589no it wasntmanagement doesnt like the word gaslighting
>>44496589Bro what? It's been bamboozling the whole time...
FUCKING MORIWHY IS HER LIFE A MOVIE
>mori and sisterreap almost got raped by hollywood oji sans
I'm pretty sure that's the plot of hentai doujin...
>child actor scamOh hey that almost happened to me
>>44496587The residents of Morocco are durkas.
>>44496430>>44496407Story true. But Kiara did never mentioned it where it happened when she told it before. Now we know.
>>44496589Management hates the word 'Gaslighting'
>child actors>scamI don't like where this is going
Pretty sure Mori told this story on stream too
>>44496549 Mori Coco
>a scamThat's a pretty lighthearted way of saying you were almost abducted
>>44496675uwa
Is this a pretense to rape?
I believe
UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>44496589kek
this is actually pretty fun
Nigga, he was a pedo.
Mori got scammed into a child prostitution ring...
>>44496589Stop gaslighting, the title was always like "Bamboozling"
>>44496589no it wasn't
these stories are getting disturbing pretty quickly
Its for porn isn't it?
>hey baby, wanna be a star?Mori please
>>44496589This anon is trying to bamboozle you
did they... you know...?
MORI COULD HAVE BEEN A JAV IDOL
>sister was scouted
>Me and my sister were
this sounds a bit yab
>>44496589>took down the stream to change the title
For some reason I feel like this one is true, I swear Mori has told this before
Come into my office, I think you'd make a great actor kid
>you look like you could be a child --- actorwew, almost actual UOH...
>looking for kids at the mallAlmost abducted story
>she got scouted
A Chumpedo tried to get young cali
>>44496589wtf isreal
>Mori was in IVAV
>Kiara just said "calli" like Bill Burr would haveDoes orange woman like the Irish orange man?
>>44496589I refreshed and the title changed
>>44496666
>>44496643First girl always wins.
This sounds like the premise to a doujin.
>>44496589It's always been bamboozling, you're just crazy.
>mori>actingCOMPLETELY UNDOUBTEDLY FALSE
I believe this one
>>44496589Its been bamboozling the whole time, anon
>>44496696>inspect elementnice try anon
Mori...
Oh, I remember hearing about that.
>>44496589You're starting to act weird dude....
>Mori Jr Idol
>>44496728Good one anon, I like the cut of your jib
>>44496692it's not bait I want people to know she's on the list of homocollabers aka a whore
>>44496699morilested
>>44496299big ass mine with a conveyor belt
Uhh
D-Did Mori get molested in Hollywood?
the sister that caused the off collab shitstorm...
>>44496589Altare order them to change it
>>44496536>>44496540>>44496574>>44496587https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morocco67% Arabs31% Berbers2% SahrawisDUMBASSES
>>44496679
>>44496586>Africa>dumb expensive shoes>would blast their dumb african musici believe it
>>44496589meds
I forgot, was this 2 truths and a lie or 2 lies and a truth?
>>44496706...Oh?
Mori what the fuck
kiara will get this one right lmao
Christ Mori
>>44496670All women are liars. Read the Bible.
>Mori and her sister were nearly kidnapped by sex traffickers Jesus
This is a very Mori like story and I believe she already talked about it
I thought we hated Mori wtf shut her up
>>44496752Is not about abductions anon, it's about bleeding fools down.
>>44496589you will not gaslight me
>>44496589you are just gaslight us anon, not going to work
>>44496789kek
Oh god this gives me flashbacks to another Mori story about some sort of theater class "sexy dance" incident
>>44496589sus
>>44496386god she's so fucking sexy i want to breed her hag womb fuck
>>44496589real
>>44496589IM GOING INSANE
>>44496589Stop schizoing out
What the fuck
>>44496696reloaded the page on the dex, it changed to Bamboozling
Why is Myth always nearly getting raped?
>>44496589No it wasn't you retard
>>44496589It still is for me.
ENTERDAN "HOLD HER TIGHTER, SHE'S A FIGHTER" SCHNEIDER
>>44496589"Gaslighting" is too political and spicy
Chat sure as fuck isn't following Kiara's non-spoiling rule.
U-uoh?
>>44496589WHAT
Mori was scouted by Ghislaine Maxwell, literally this is how Hollywood rapes children
candy doll Mori....
She told this story
drake and josh aiding human traffickers!
>>44496843Not in Hollywood
Mamamori...
Mori almost got scammed as a child
>>44496589Fucking management
(((child actors)))
>>44496868we live in the worst timeline
>>44496589LMAO
>>44496763this is honestly what I want out of a Myth Stream, it gives lots of opportunity for fun interaction
>>44496589The Mandela Effect is real?
>Dan Schneider summer camp
>>44496589HOLY FUCKSASUGAH MANAGEMENT
ARK MUSIC FACTORY
>ywn casting couch the reaper pussy
>>44496589NIGGERMAN TASUKETE
>>44496589Stop shitposting chicken woman, it was always Bamboozling at its BEST.
>>44496744Not what you think it is. It's basically sell you on the idea that they can get your child into the industry, if you pay for this and that all sorts of things
>>44496852MOROCCO IS IN AFRICAPEOPLE LIVING THERE AFRICANS YOU MONGOLOID
>wrote a checkFucking hell
>>44496887sex
>>44496838you must be at least 18 years old to post here
>>44496589So Gaslighting is really over the line? Someone tell Kronii!
i never expected to hear so many rape stories
>>44496934UOGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
how stupid is the mori family?
this sounds like body trafficking
>>44496589Meds
>teenage Mori on Nickelodeon in 2010
>>44496852Retard
>>44496589Isreal
>>44496589so that's what caused the bliphttps://vrabi.net/video/mZ3xWsjImB8
>>44496589Nice try, you can't gaslight me anon
>>44496860each girl got to choose 2:1 vs 1:2 so it's harder to tell
>>44496589WTF!
>>44496970cope
>my sister and I really wanted it>heh... of course
could have been worse
>>44496860Could be either
Yeah, I believe it
PERKID
Mamamori was scammed out of $3,000
wtf
Mama mori what the FUCK
ONE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS
>>44496905>PoliticalHow is a term for a form of manipulation political?
1500 A KID ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>44496699Yes actually. She was bullied pretty bad if I remember right.
u f00kin wot
lmao they ripped her mom so hard
Why are they just unloading their childhood traumas now?
MAMAMORI YOU RETARD
Mama Mori a sweet lady but not the sharpest tool in the shed....
Moririn...
mamamori...
they paid for a dream and got a face full of reality instead
Mamamori....
Mamamori...noooo
>>44496992
>>44496589It still says that on mine
Mama Mori is a fucking idiot
>>44496589I can see the prestream tweet from Mori that says Gaslig... in the title, ISREAL
HER FUCKING MOM PAID 3K TO GIVE HER CHILDREN STUPID SHIT?
>>44496992Dan “creampied inside her” schneider
>>44496992Whats his name /vt/?
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK
Jesus fucking christ
>there are people that wants to fucki this SharkI don't believe such thing exist
She's definitely lying.
jesas
>They're all buying into it
>>44497048Runs in the family
>>44496992He's literally me...
>>44497037sounds like politics to me!
>>44496953Rebecca-chama...
>>44497000thanks for proving me right
you never lived in America in the 90s if you never almost got conned by a random guy in the mall
This is real because Mori loves her mom and she cried when she was finally able to tell her parents they never had to worry about money again.
oh.. poor mori
I swear saw a cartoon episode on this once
What's with these girls and almost being raped 24/7 growing up...
that is some pure retard shit to get duped by something like this
>>44496589Only Kronii gets to use that word without issue.
Is mamamori retarded?
Mama mori definitely would be one of those dumb trophy wives who falls for a pajeet phone scam
this ones so believable, I wonder if this is actually the lie
ToT
>>44496992>mori and miranda cosgrove almost got double teamed by dan "the soda can" schneider and epstein
CHILD MODEL GURA ToT
>>44496589Yeah, yeah. Nice try. You won't bamboozle me.
mamamori....
>>44496954AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY EVEN LIVE
I dunno bros, the mention of a website is making me question it. Doesn't seem like the right time for this scam to be over the internet.
>>44496589FUCKING MANAGEMENT
>>44497077DANTHE MANSCHNEIDER
GURA CHILD MODELING
>>44497099Yes
I was never scouted?
that sounds creepy as fuck
MamaMori is a fucking useless assistant BTW
Those aren't scammers Kiara...
Kiara knows all about that life
>>44496728It was actually"【OFFCOLLAB】Unbelievably Believable!!!Gaslighting at its BEST #HoloMyth "
>>44496965no shit nigga it's called dark humor
>>44497098stop crying no one likes your whore anymore
fuck, if she made this up then she's a fucking genius at playing them
>>44497111i think it's justyou knowbeing a girl
Ame really likes to listen. REALLY likes to listen.
>Kiara getting intercepted in the streets by Ojisans with camerasYA\B
>>44496992is that Dan "the man with the plan so get in the van" Schneider?
>>44496589If you keep making lies up we'll stop trusting you, you don't want that do you?
>>44496589I will not be taking my meds
AME YOU CAN TALIK
The fact that she still paid for the thing shows how much her mom loves here. Poor Mamamori man...
>>44497037EN management are not rational people
Ame's mom wouldn't have even had the money...
>>44497111isnt that the regular girl experience
>>44496022standard_woman_fantasy.txt
>>44497116No, she just loves her daughters too much
Kiara getting scouted for JAV
>>44496466Kiara is clearly Henning and I'm leaning toward Ame - James Acaster
Kiara's AV please
>>44497111good thing we grew up as the unrapeable gender
>>44497122Finally, someone who won't redeem the card
https://poal.me/eyth3ahttps://poal.me/eyth3ahttps://poal.me/eyth3ahttps://poal.me/eyth3a
FIRST TRUE FROM AME
I was scouted at a Costco, and I thought it was really weird because I was an ugly kid.
If this is a lie Mori is fucked up.
>Ame trueWtf
>>44497116she raised Mori. what do you think?
>>44496589なに
>>44497152Take a look around you
>>44497065kek
This one is unfortunately true
Would you trust this kind and inconspicuous director with your Oshi and her sister Deadbeats?
>>44496992>nene thinks icarly is adult show
>>44496967THAT WASN'T THE FUCKING ARGUMENT, YOU DUMBFUCK, SOMEONE SAID AFRICAN THIEF, IT WAS LIKELY AN ARAB THIEF IN MOROCCO, YES WE KNOW THAT IT'S IN AFRICA>>44496994NO FUCK YOU
Holy shit Mori sold it well
>>44496589Wait what is wrong with the word Gaslighting?
>>44497174Yeah, me
>>44496992>Dan "Hymen Divider" Schneider
>>44496992>>44497077Dan "I've Had Tighter" SchneiderDan "Oh Boy She's A Fighter" SchneiderDan "The Man With The Plan To Get The Underage Can With A Tan In The Van" Schneider
>>44497216You still are.
Ame...
>>44497111am woman
>>44497111most women have at least one story about being preyed upon
please be fake
ame...
Ame, no
>another swimming storyAme has really suffered the most
AME SUFFERED THE MOST
True.
True!
Thats a lie Ame has no friends
What is wrong with Ame
THIS IS ALSO TRUE
True because it's Ame
>>44497149picrel is anon as a baby
>"i almost got lost on the ocean">mori loses it
Why are all Ames stories water related
Ame's stories are all about almost dying
who the HECK is this FRIEND
true.Ame...
Are all of Ame's stories just her almost dying?
AME ALMOST DIEDAGAIN
>i almost diedAme...
>>44497083
okay teamates, I don't believe this one
another true ame story...
that's true
>multiple good Myth offcollabsWhat outer god sacrifice did they did to make this happen
I remember Ame telling this story, but wasn't it a lake?
Hey, riptide can be pretty nasty...
Every near death childhood story is too believable...
Rip currents can do that to you
that friend? me
This one is true. I remember her saying this.
I want to fuck past Mori's child pussy and get her pregnant
>>44496778Back when I had female friends, we'd get to talking about stuff we never told anyone and several of them had stories of almost being kidnapped/raped.
Ame and Mori stories are just something else, lmao
AME?!
What the hell
one floaty or two?
Jesus christ this is giving me flashbacks of the time when my dad got laid off and in the interim before he started working again he signed up for this casting talent agency for extras in local TV shoots, got exactly 0 callbacks and essentially got scammed out of however much he paid for that shit. He was so excited about it too he was looking forward to being able point himself out on like Underbelly or neighbours or whatever
>ame story>nearly dyingmany such cases!
>>44496992Who?
Ame again with the ALMOST DEAD story will never stop making smile
How is this woman still alive...?
>Ame: a near death experience story>Mori: *loses her shit*
>>44497296Still the best edit in /hlgg/ history, only next to the grim aloe ones
>>44497270Maybe she should stop going near water
>>44497289me
that was the day Ame almost discovered Atlantis
I don't believe this one
>>44497236IT WAS AN AFRICAN THIEF IF HE'S LIVING IN MOROCCO
>I amlost got lost at sea>>Mori keks immediatelyLMAO
>>44497316hot
this happened to me as a kid and some guy asked if I needed help and I said no even though I was stuck in a rip getting further and further away
Rip tides are no jokeI'm gonna go with this is fake since they're actually deadly
>gura asking about her parentsLMAO
HLAF A MILE?
Ame's stories:>I almost died>I almost died>I almost died
>everyone elseI can break an appleI didn't return a library book for a while>AmeI almost got struck by lightningI almost got lost at sea
>EVERY AME STORY IS JUST BAD POTENTIALLY LIFE THREATENING SHIT HAPPENING TO HERHOLY KEK
>where were you parents doing this>I don't knowmy sides
>where were your parentsGura...
>>44497232I mean at this point, i doubt that'd be the worst influence Mori would have gotten
they don't know ame's parents ditched her...
>Ame near-death story>Mori laughs>againkek
I believe every single story so far
>>44497232Only if he let me in
>where were your parents?fucking christ Gura you don't have to be THAT brutal
AME LOVES MORI SINCE FOREVER
>>44497285Stupid ass cringe ass baby
There aren't gonna be lifeguards for everything in the ocean Gura...
>>44497291her everday life was a near-death experience
>>44497316LONDON
>So I almost died again
>>44497304The streams for the last month or so. Worth.
Oh yeah this happened to me to me too but I doubt you'd officially call this lost at sea
>>44497254Wow, that was uncalled for.
>>44496589WE'RE GETTING GASLIGHTED AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
mori trying to doxx ame
I don't remember this one and I'm a day 1 teamate this is false
>where were your parents?Gura...
>>44497111>>44496022>anons realizing how much women are threatened sexually
>>44497284Amelia Waterson...
>another "I almost died story from Ame"
This is false because Ame has no friends
>>44497282Rainforestbros!
>Where were your parentsGura...
>>44497141That would be late 00s-Early 10s, seems believable to me
>where were your parentswe'd like to know where they were too Gura...
>>44497352me neither its not oddly specific enough
>>44497308true, I almost got pulled out to see by the riptide too once.
ame is the quintessential American kid in the early 2000s
How many times per year did Ame almost die
what the heckuh!?
DOXBEAT
Ame cunny
>>44496992Dan "The man with the plan (to rape)" Schneider
Anyone who;'s been in the ocean has that story
>>44497345good memories, is all
7 YEAR OLD AME
OKAY BUT WHAT SWIMSUIT WAS SHE WEARING
Lesson learned. Don't let Ame near any body of water.
>haha my parents were neglectful
>"where were you? west coast east coast?">stream bufferssasuga neal neutralizing doxxbeat prime
literally a sitcom episode
jesus
>>44497296my daughterwife...
Doxxbeat...
>>44497378I'm really looking forward to the twist being that they're all true
Ame...GURA STOP ASKING HER AGE
my unbelievably believeable story is about an assignment i had to do as an operator in eastern mexico which resulted in me being unable to ever go back to that major city again under the penalty of death, and i am able to provide plenty of details about it because it happened around 10 years ago
East Coast, no one cares.
This is bullshit, all east coast beaches have a sandbar.I've only ever been to the Jersey Shore, I don't know what any other states look like at the beach.
>where were your parentsGura's privilege is showing again
doxxbeat prime...
WHY IS THIS STORY MORE BELIEVABLE AME
ask about her swimsuit Kiara
>East coast? West coast?Doxbeat Prime
>>44497304>"I would literally give up anything for some good myth streams after these 2 months of Japan">a finger curls on the monkey's paw
>>44496022And why wasn't she good enough?
>>44497447kek
>>44497296Sauce
Ame...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7iNxEe7C-A
*doubts ame's stories*
>>44497426She almost died far too many times for that to be accurate.
Ame is literally Puss in Boots
>>44497316it's pretty disturbing how common it is
>>44497460nyo
>>44497326F
>where were your parents?GURA STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
https://youtu.be/Sq62T7QJPbQ
>>44497462War criminal plusmate...
>ywn reenact The Blue Lagoon with AmeIt hurts...
snippy low-voiced Gura turns me on
>>44497316How are they so dumb to get into those situations
>>44496992>Dan "hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider
???
Man this Watson woman sure seems like she's had a crazy life, haha. Mind if I get a rundown on all of her life adventures?
>it was blue so it was the same colour as the water
>maybe they didn't careAme...
>>44497460Ame and Gura both need to know exactly how loli the other was in each story.
>>44497345They're all stories of how Ame escaped from Mori. She's laughing at her own failure at completing the job.
>>44497459I think it would be really funny if they were all true, but Mori's were all lies.
A RAFT IT WAS A RAFT
Once as a kid I was dragged away by a wave and no one did jack shit, so I believe Ame
>>44497345>>44497356That's how Mori deals with trauma it seems...
>>44497495>What color were the floaties
This is giving me flashbacks when I almost drowned at a beach cause I got swept by the current and I didn’t know how to swim (I only went in the area where I could feel the sand on my feet)
>>44497462what kinda operation
>>44497448what is she a witch?
Mori keeps backing up Ame's lies kek
would you put a baby in Ame if you knew childbirth would kill her?
>>44497462>the childlike lapfriend is actually James Bond
>>44497471Get out fellow jerseybeat
>>44497353IT'S AN ARAB BECAUSE I WENT TO FUCKING MOROCCO AND WAS ROBBED JUST LIKE KIARA, FUCK YOU MATE
>>44497316L O N D O NONDON
>>44497489bruh
>>44497536she'll get her one day
>>444973781.True2.True3.False4.True5.True6.False7.True8.True9.True10. TrueME
>>44497423Feels more like early 00s. I guess the Internet is not famous enough to be common but it could be a tool for scammers because of the unfamiliarity.
>>44497462I can confirm this storyI was the mexican passerby
>>44497379Well she clearly survived
>Gura keeps asking how old everyone was>Mori keeps asking where they lived at the timeBoneheads...
>>44497462what did you do in eastern mexico
why is kiara so autistic about the floaty details
>>44497501she knows her too well
wait isn't there a show about some dudes on a floaty with no hole and they got lost at sea
>>44497525Gaslighting is a no-no word
Alright lets add a new note to the "Ame nearly died" section
>>44497345Reaper humor. You wouldn't get it.
>>44497326If you need to pay money to a company to work for them it's probably intended as a scam
unicorn bros?
>>44497560C-sections are a thing, you know
>Ame: Gura, how old are you?>Gura: Watson, how old are you?Explain.
>>44497489Whomst?
>>44496589aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>44497525anon entered the darkest timemline
UNICORN MENTION
>how big was it?>sizewiseIna is a size queen
>I was like 7
>>44497525"Gaslighting" is a triggering word
>>44497560I believe the humane thing is to let the witch's curse die with her
>>44497378I’m gonna kiss you on the forehead.
>The Atlantic ocean has diluted loli Ame waterbrb
>>44497462>as an operatorLike, THAT kind of operator? Like, 3 letter? D letter?
>>44497525meds
>>44497316Wait, as kids?
>>44497554yeah she turned the investigators into investigators
>>44497560Oh nyo what a shame, we will have to have anal sex only for creampies
Ame STOLE the raft like the STREETRAT she was!
>>44497568I will not let you sully the good name of arabs anon
>>44497525BRAVO KIARA
this actually happened to me but it was on a lake so i believe it
>>44496992>>44497338DAN SCHNEIDERCREATOR AND PRODUCER OF MANY FAMOUS NICKELODEON TEEN SHOWS https://litter.catbox.moe/pa2djj.jpg
>ame's family owned a raftfalse
>>44497525That's the reason stream buffered for couple of seconds.
>>44497525TIMELINE-TRAVELERCHAMA?
>>44496130aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>44496589Yea, if you hover over your tab it'll still say Gaslighting
>>44497605it's pertinent information anonchama, what more is there to say
>>44496992>Pickle Boy from the Amanda Show was an actual child predator, but still was able to work in the industry around kids even after getting exposed. Fuckin Hollywood man...
Gura can't even imagine having a childhood with a lack of supervision and parental care
CORN AH AH AH
BUT WHAT SWIMWEAR IS SHE WEARING
>gura can't relate to neglectful parents
>>44497316Why are men (me) like this?
>>44496589kek what the fuck
>>44497637Young teens, but yea.
>>44497407STILL NOT NEARLY ENOUGH
Gura can't fathom the idea of children being neglected...
>>44497462I believe it because it's Mexico
>>44497525Management is made up of children
Are you insane, gura? Being lost at sea sounds like an easy accident nobody would notice
https://poal.me/8ueca5https://poal.me/8ueca5https://poal.me/8ueca5https://poal.me/8ueca5
Ame needs more lifeguards in her life
>>4449762990% of all water on Earth was once dinosaur pee
Kek, Ame didn't tell the story that the floatie is STOLEN.
>>44497462provide more details please
>>44496589is real
>>44497592she's a lawyer
>>44497536It's a kind of bitter laugh
>>44497525Stop lying anon. Can't you see you're tearing the thread apart with your callous lies?
>>44497671She really does sound super sheltered.
>>44497602No shit sherlock, unfortunately boomers are gullible dumbasses and I was like 12 at the time
USO DA
>>44497462how can a crane operator get a death penalty sentence
>>44497525Is it Berenstain Bears or Berenstein Bears
>>44497462how many narcs did you cap
>>44497489please don't post transphobic Chuubas on this board, We don't welcome their kind on this board
my UnBe story is that my friend asked me to play wow with him on a friday and i bought it on the weekendlogged in sunday night on a random server on the list on a random class/race combothe first player i saw i asked if it was my friendit was
>>44497200Other than the German speaking ESL thing not reallyAme is closer to James Acaster though I'll give you that, though I think she fits Greg Davies the best
>>44497446kek
why does loli ame emit an anti-lifeguard field
Ame is barely keeping her limbs and organs together...
>>44496589What the fuck?
>>44497652>ame's family lived on a rafttrue
>>44497471 Not sure about the rest of the east coast, but most of the beaches I've been on in NC SC and MD don't.
>>44497598It's okay when Kiara says it and it's on Kiara's channel.
i feel the girls are REALLY overestimating people caring for others at the beach
This one seems too mundane seriously
Why is the management so triggered by the word "gaslighting"? That's such a bizarre thing to be upset about
Why in the heck is Ame always dying?Is Ame's time in Myth gonna be another "I almost died" story in the future?
>>44497525I'm being gaslit...
I saw a news story about this but its possible the same thing happened to Ame.
>>44497697hot
>>44497502key word is almost. I almost died like 5 times as a kid. still here
>>44496589This post was made by management.
>Ame’ family buying her somethingFake
>>44497680The important questions
>>44497690Doctored image
I think it’s a lie too. It’s a little too vague.
>>44497462wtf. If you are who I think you are. Why do you spend so much on Tacos and tires.
>>44496589what the actual fuck?
>>44497525some people on twitter actually take the word very seriously
>in the sea a lotwhat
>>44497760WE ARE BEING GASLIT WITH THE TITLE
>>44497731I'm not transphobic. I'm not afraid of them. They should fear me.
It always baffles me that when questioning seemingly unbelieable stories people always default to doubting it because the people involved weren't acting rational or selfless. People act rational and selfish all the time, it's not unbelievable that even though there'd be loads of people there that nobody would give a fuck or that a lifeguard could have a lapse in judgement.
interrogating about the friend would've given more details
>>44497764that's because it's true
>>44497637i'd be surprised if most women kidnapping attempts weren't towards kids.
>>44497525It says Gaslighting for me
>>44497525Stop this shit, you're not gonna gaslight me.. I mean bamboozle me... I mean... I... FUCK
>>44497798retard
>>44496589I just realize this anon make a gaslighting joke and everyone playing around to gaslight people to believe it.
I'm glad Gura's family was good to herNo wonder she ended up a no good NEET for so long
that's a lie, why would she say "oh yeah, it happened in the beach, in the sea" like, where else would you get lost? you don't float in the sand
Gura cannot imagine that Ame was always neglected as a child... Ame will be hugged lots after stream
>>44497769Trumpian overtones
>>44497732:o
How in the hell are there so many Ames running around the timelines when every single one of them should have died before becoming a teenager?
>>44497525Stop gaslighting me.
>>44497771I almost got murdered
There it is
>>44497525Nice edit anon.
>>44497447based
CUNNY SWIMSUITS
BASED
KIARA NO
kiara please
KIARA WANTS AME'S CUNNY
uuuh Kiara?
FUCKS SAKE KIARA
Reminds me of the time when I was still in grade school and I followed my dad into the deep end of the sea by only holding on a beach ball since I can't swim on parts where my feet can't touch the bottom.It was kind of tough holding on a beach ball and if I slipped I'm pretty sure I would've drowned and died right then and there.
Loli Ame in a black swimsuit...
>another 'Ame almost fucking dies' storyTell me anons, do you have a similar story of nearly fucking dying? I was driving an ATV innawoods by myself when I was 12 or so and tried to do a sick slide turn around a corner, flipping the quad and nearly rolling it on myself had I not dove off into a ditch. I was miles away from anything and this was before cell phones and coverage were common.
KIARA ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS AGAIN!
7yo Ame in a black swimsuit
>>44497709YOU KNOW ITS GOOD WHEN ITS THIS DEVIDED
>>44497525they did this just to gaslight you
>>44497604so are c-section fatalities
>>44496589I can't believe Cover is gaslighting us...
>>44497877UOH ToT
>>44497523it's kinda scary how efficient and unassuming kidnappers are.
>>44497832Stop spending so much money.
my UbTe story is that I took 8 tabs of lsd at once when I was 16 and now I post on /hlgg/ all daythat was a lie it was actually only 6
Ame needs to be put in a room where there are no sharp corners and everything is babyproof, and there are no fault lines, large bodies of water, or tall heights around.
>WHICH SWIMSUIT WERE YOU WEARING AS AN 8 YEAR OLDKFPs, explain this
>>44497761real shit, my dad indirectly saved a little kid from riptide because his parents were retards not watching him
>>44497447RUMAO
UOGHHHHH AME BLACK ONE PIECE SWIMSUIT
>>44497812just like muh movie/anime realism critiques...
THE FLOAT IS STOLEN, SHE WAS STEALING THE FLOAT FROM THE LIFEGUARD.IT'S A RESCUE FLOAT.
>>44497525>we're being gaslit by management
KFP CONTROL YOUR OSHI
>>44497812*people act irrational and selfishI meant to say
>AME WHAT KIND OF SWIMSUIT WAS YOUR CHILD BODY WEARING, PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW
Kiara is just fishing for loli Ame fanart
Kiara you forgot to ask one piece or two piece
>>44497492Wagashi
>Kiara was the target of some nasty nanpa JAV directorI mean i’d watch it
Wouldn't lusting after someone's past cunny self be kind of weird?I mean, they're older now, it's like saying "you were hot 10 years ago sorry"
>>44497927Kiara based
they don't believe her.....
i need more cunny ame images
this is a great collab lads
>>44497316>Spoiler In high school one of my female friend told about how a mutual friend between the both of once jacked off on her feet while she was sleeping Why are women like this?
>>44497853other ames intervene, duh.
>70 minutes>scores are 0 all aroundWhat the fuck kinda game show is this?
>>44497525Did it even say gaslighing at it's best in the first place?
>>44497922thats what it costs i cant help it
Kiara sounds like she has lots of mucus in her throat.
Ame....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MebvEhQhyvo
>FALSE!>ok..
>>44497525
>>44497787Kek
>>44497738Mori is Greg because she was a teacher
Kiara don't cry if you get all Ame's answers wrong.
Is Ame's life just a fucking final destination movie?
kiara's baiting fanartists effortlessly.
has gura said true every single time?
>>44497946uhh, based?
>>44497927shes based
>>44497955>past cunny self>10 years ago
>>44497891I choked two times as a kid, then I was clean until I totaled my car in high school in a pretty bad accident.
GURA WTF
>did you have parents?holy shit Gura
Gura pls...
GURA?
Jesus Gura
>Did you have parents
>>44496589The notification still says gaslighting
Jesus Gura...
GURA YOU CAN'T ASK THAT
>Did you have parents?GURA NO
gura...
What, you guys don't lust after cunnys?
GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Did you have parentsGura...
>DID YOU HAVE PARENTS?!
>did you have parents??>sorta
JESAS GURA
>sort of...
>>44497864False>>44497877
>>44497955my uncle says that to my aunt all the time and viceversa
Gura what the fuck is that question?
GURA NOOOOOOOO
>Did you HAVE parents?JESUS gura
GURA NO
>Did you have parents?>Sort ofAme...
Gura....
GURA...
>sort of
Jesus CHRIST Gura
>DID YOU HAVE PARENTS
gura you can't say that
Gura wtf?
>>44497738To clarify I meant Ame fits Greg better than any other holo does, but fits Acaster better than thatI might be slightly biased because I never found Acaster that funny, even ignoring his politicsYou know what, I could also see an argument for Ame being Romesh Ranganathan
>Did you have parents?Geez
Jesas Gura
>did you have parents?GURA NO
>Did you have parents!?>Sort of...
Gura........
nice question gura what the fuck
GURA DONT
>did you have parents?>sort ofAme...
Jesus, Gura, you can't just ask someone that.
>did you have parents?Gura...
Gura wtf
Gura... stop...
Low blow Gura.
Gura kek
>did you have parents?
>Did you have parents?Gura...
>DID YOU HAVE PARENTS?Jesus, Gura
>sort ofame...
GURA ASKED AME IF SHE HAD PARENTS
JESAS
HOLY SHIT GURA KEK
WTF Gura you can't just ask that!
>>44497778Ame has nearly died like a dozen times. For a 70s or 80s kid sure. But early 2000s is when helicopter parents and being way overprotected really started in earnest.
>...sort ofame...
Nobody believes Ame suffered the most...
HOLY SHIT GURA
GURA YOU INSENSITIVE FUCK
GURA WHAT THE FUCK
Christ Gura...
>Did you have parentsGurame is fucking over
>Did you even have parents?
>did you have parentsgoomba.... oh nyo
Jesus christ Gura
SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>did you have parentsher dad died when she was young gura... jesus christ
Gura how the hell do you not know about her pareents
>Did you have parents???GURA YOU AUTISTIC FUCKING RETARD WHY WOULD YOU ASK THIS NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>44497812Yeah that's why "plothole" is such a low-level critique
>did you have parents??GURAYOU CAN'T FUCKING ASK AME THATHOLY SHIT
Gura pls…
>Gura: Did you have parents>Ame: Sort ofAme had bad parents confirmed
does gura.... know?
JESUS CHRIST
goobidooba what the fuck
>>44497853There's a lot of timelines with dead Ame's
holy shit gura...
>Did you have parents?Jesus christ Gura you cant just turn Ame into a disney princess like that
>did you have parents?gura...
>>44497891It's boring, but I ran over by a car as 10 years old. I still have scars on my leg 15 years later.
Gura going for the throat
>"Did you have parents?!" Holy fuck Gura...
kek goomber
>>44497891As a kid my mom and I went by a bus depot and I begged her to let me look at the busses. Whilst she was talking to one of the drivers I wandered off and crawled under a bus. My mom found me and stopped the bus from driving off and over me.
>did you have parentsWDSDIB
unbelievable gura
I wonder if Gura is annoyed Kiara wants Ame cunny when she's standing right there!
>>44497891Holy shit how’d you get back
>>44497525MANAGEMENT HATE REASON #23343459876
Is Ina always eating?
>Ames family afforded to have a vacation to the east coast beachesI don't believe it
>Sort ofI don't have a gosling for this type of feel bros.
that was revenge for rust amiright
Amesame everyone.
gura why
Uhhh gura.....?
>did you have parents? Sort ofAme…
wtf i hate sharks now
>Did you even have parents?I knew it. I knew Gura and Ame fucking hated each other now
>>44497927kiara is an actual pedophile based
>Gura>Ame>close>Gura literally doesn't know a fucking thing about Ame>even mori immediately knew that question
I sorta had parents???
Why does she keep doing it bros...
>people will still claim gurame is alive
lmao gura
>>44498001Yeah but Ame is winning
>>44498046I do, I just didn't Kiara to be so openly lustful to her genmmates child bodies.
>>44498001Yes
>>44498178Mori brought donuts
Gura….She doesn’t know…
Ame... :(
>>44497844No it was fucking real
>>44497976yes, my balls mucus
>>44497955What's there to be sorry about?And they're still hot, just in a somewhat different way.
WHY DOES AME HAVE ALL OF THESE AUTISTIC FACTS ABOUT DISASTER SCENARIOS
>Did you have parents?!Gura is a bitch?
Wait sometimes Ame says she grew up without parents but then sometimes she says she has them currently
GURA JESUS FUCK
How the fuck can you keep saying >They are when Gura doesn't even know about Ame's family upbringing?
Okay seriously what the FUCK Gura?
no one will notice im gay in the waves of gura wtf
WDSDIB?
If Kiara asked that instead of Gura she would get shitposted for a year
>>44498046i genuinely prefer hags.
Round 2>Inahttps://poal.me/eh71h4>Gurahttps://poal.me/oy327z>Kiarahttps://poal.me/n6ie08>Morihttps://poal.me/eyth3a>Amehttps://poal.me/8ueca5
>Did you have parents?
>>44497891I got six near death accidentsbeing lost in a mountain and losing three fingers was probably what made me recluse
Which Myth member was the cutest as a child?
>>44497752Sauce?
>>44498001Ame is an anomaly: she isnt this timeline's original Ame. the universe is trying to correct itself and wipe her out of existence because she isnt supposed to be here
>>44498001>Mori had to listen to death sensei rant about some fucking kid avoiding all his bullshit>Later realises that kid was Ame
FUCK OFF SHARK
Gura is grinding her brain so hard and I'm convinced she's going to get it wrong
Does Gura not know Ame's home situation, or does she just not give a fuck?
Gura's too autistic to be allowed to liveShe simply cannot fathom other people's lives
Does Ina surf?
ame....gura....
I don't want this collab to end so soon
my amesame.....
Ame suffered the most...
Imagine not having parents.
these bitches better give ame a hug after
>>44497946INA YOU BITCH
>>44498178Yes
ame suffers the most
>i have nightmares of drowningAme...
>Ame has constant nightmares of wavesAme...
Didn’t Ame get raised by Auntie Watson? ?? Jeezas Gura…
Goodnight, global bros~
The sea is fucking scary.
>>44498269my oshi
I legitimately could save her
>>44498144>he doesn't know
Next thing you know Gura will ask do your parents even love you.
jesas Ame
Somewhere in the US of A Mama Watson is crying softly watching this
Ame doesn't want Gura to pity her and never clarified her childhood family situation...
>>44498195aunt raised her? I guess?
LAST ROUND IKZ
Ame tries to face her fear of the ocean, and get back at it, by trying to fuck Poseidon's daughter, Gura.
>>44497891I almost drowned
>sort of'Melier...
>>44498001>Ame time travels to save her own life as a child
this game is so boring even the original TV show version
I did this constantly in college, true
I did that once, easy shit,.
i wish they could do this every month, this stream is so much fun
I've done this before too kek
FALSE, SHE'S TOO MUCH OF A DOPE
Ame is quiet in this collab because she reminisces about her traumatic childhood...
>>44498244she's lived though all of them... she was basically paraded through every dangerous situation as a child
>>44498299fuck you Gura
Gura WTF?!!!!
False
Falsu
This one is plausible because university is pure bullshit
>third roundMORE???
>ame's having PTSD
I can believe it.
Not sure about for Ina but that's believable, I nearly did it once or twice by just showing up to test days
One of my best friends did that for a freshman Physics course. Set the curve on the final too
>>44498282the most privileged myth
>>44498196Gura has down syndrome, look at how far apart her eyes are
Ina can draw
>did you not have parents?SOUNDPOSTONEGAI
>Ame has visions of her death
Ina is NOT a dope
Ina is extra smug today
Wait, I swear she talked about this before
>all of Inas stories revolve around her being a dweebthis woman should leave her house once or twice
I want gura to bully me about my flawed childhood and then dom her as revenge
Ina's is painfully true.There are so many bs classes
Is Ame Batman?
>>44498272Clara Oswin Oswald my beloved...
>>44498001Except, she lives, bitch
>>44498250That's because she was basically raised by her aunt for a bit but her mom only started being mentioned again in the present text as soon as she started making money in hololive
>Gura has trauma about water and nightmares about waves>she ends up befriending and becoming a ship with an atlantean being from the depths of the seaKINO ITS LIKE POETRY
>>44498259You get away with much if you are cute
These girls are natural doxxers...
Doxxbuds
I don't know Ame's parenting situation what was it?
Ina these stories are so...mundane.
False, Ina would never skip class
ina was majoring in sex studies
I mean that's totally believable but who knows whether or not that one is true
stop doxxing Gura
>>44498276BRAVO YAGOO
of course Ina's got the most boring story
Gura trying to doxx Ina...
>>44498269But Gura is a child.
Gurame....Home....
>>44498262
I don't want anyone to say that Ame doesn't suffer the most never again
>NOOOO I WILL NOT TELL MY MAJOR!!!!...why?
Extremely true, I literally did that myself lolBut it was also because my school was in the middle of restructuring so it was SUPER disorganized
>>44498307
This one seems TOO believable for InaI call bullshit
>>444983712 truths and a lie
what the fuck is Gura doing
>>44498307night night
>>44498371It's 2 lies 1 truth anon
>>44498410Anon...
>>44497844I wasn't making a joke, the managers changed it midstream, raising some interesting observations as to the behind the scenes of hololive.
>>44498175Managed to roll the ATV back over using a big stick as a lever and get it started again. It was one of those big utility ATVs and I was panicking that I'd be fucked since I was too weak to just roll it over myself.I've never told anyone about it until I posted it ITT.
I did this twice lol
I genuinely don't know which of ina's stories were the lie
For easy classes you can totally do this, like 100 or 200 levels, no sweat
This is extremely believable, which also makes it an easy lie to make upSHE'S LYING
I did this in college. Undergrad shit is a scam.
>>44498272she's ame 1337, but she's never told us what timeline WE are....
I better hope I can do that, I haven't done any work or attended any lectures for 8 weeks
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT GURA, I'M STILL CONFUSED
>>44498319I don'texplain
So did Ame really not have parents or something? I've only heard her mention Aunty Watson
>ina only have school storiesthats sad...
>>44498255None of them do so by that logic none of them are
This collab could have been done online. Pointless as an off collab.
>>44498299
>>44498410kino
>>44498440fuck
Gura never gave her answer lol
>what were you majoring?>classifiedshe knows
>>44498269Mori
>>44498107you'd be surprised how negligent poor parents are. I'm a zoomer but my childhood was closer to a gen x kid than a zoomer
>Ame is now noticeably quieter after Gura asked that question
>>44497384fucking kek
>>44498259Gura already gets shat on plenty already
>>44498355>everyone sharing fun childhood storiesAme...
I always heard stories about this. And then when I got to college all of my classes took attendance AND had a limit on how many you could miss. Absolute bullshit. But I think I remember Ina saying this before.
Revenge for the doxxing incident
I did this as well. Signals and systems
i would have done this for most of my classes but they actually took attendance at my college
Ina true
Ina has the most boring stories, couldn't even make any interesting lies
>>44497316I know you don't want to hear this anon but all women are melodramatic and dumb and obsessed with starting drama so they'll get into these situations just so they can talk about them in those situations later for pity it also turns them on massively by playing into their fantasies
I did this multiple times. College is a fucking joke
>>44498258now add "did you even have parents?" as a caption
What if they're gaslighting us and every one of the stories is TRUE?
This gura moment is WDSDIB 2.0
>>44498371Anon. They said it would be 3 rounds at the beginning. One true or 2 false answers or 2 true and one false answer from the 3 stories. We'll find out later.
>>44498276Based stay seething death-sama
>>44498421she was raised by a conspiracy theorist auntand other weird family related shit that i can't go into detail about
ina....
>insults your oshi’s childhood>tries to doxx ina>refuses to elaborate>leaves
Ina is talking about vtubing. Not college
>>44498258>>44498332>>44498411>>44498439What is this?
Did they forget to put score?
Why is Gura so unhinged today?
>>44498470with online classes it's way easier too.
this is totally possible with a humanities and arts class
>>44498500Deadbeat parents and not the funny kind.
>>44498306The InAme Lovecraftian fanfics just write themselves
>>44498307おやすみ
>>44498400>Ina is asian>all her stories are education relatedFUCKING KEK
>>44498499You doctor yet? Talk to me when you doctor.
What is happening to Ina's stance, she's twitching like crazy
>>44498500she was the legal guardian type of kid
>>44498500Anon I...
>>44497378based
Who the fuck takes attendance at lectures?
>>44498447>>44498455Stop gaslighting me which is it
>>44498517Are you this desperate for drama?
>>44498517I don't think Ame could get any quieter than she's been all stream
>>44498511She said true
The other girls are going to reveal they didn't go to college and don't know how it works...
>>44498517Anon she was barely talking before
>>44498533too many people got away with it
>>44498563based
>>44498511she said true
>>44498502That's bs because I know for sure Kiara knows and the way Mori reacted just now means she does too
>>44498408It was her grandma, actually.
QUINTS OF QUINTUPLETS
>>44498337kek
>>44498574She has autism, please understand
>>44498299The Sakura of Myth
Uh...Is Kiara not keeping track of who said what is true/false?Gura didn't give her answer....
It's ethics or some shit isn't it?
The fucked up thing is, if it was any other girl besides Ina, we would all be more doubtful.
>>44498410it's ok anon I can see what you were going for
>>44498415So that's how Kiara does it
>>44498415>cutelmao
I did the same thing too, they only gave a shit about attendance for foreigner students
>>44498259I know what i'm going to be doing for the next year.
>>44498515It's largely because they're young themselves
Is >Did you have parents? the new WDSDIB
>MALEMALE>MALEMALE
Gura acts like everything in life is perfect. "Where was the lifeguard" "what do you mean they didn't watch your every move?"
>>44498579abso-fucking-lutely, which is why i call bullshit.
>>44498500She has mentioned mama Watson several times and papa Watson a handful of times, mostly in stories of when she was really young.
>>44498604Point is it's 3 rounds
>>44498563huhaha
>>44498574i haven't had sex with her yet today, sorry
>>44498503we haven't gotten to the punishment part where they fuck other. be patient.
INA WAS WITH A MALE
>>44498592shes aroused
>MaleDropped
>>44498533Your lectures took fucking attendance?
I'm not gonna share my lifestory about my dead parents, so don't expect Ame to do the same
Ina definitely FUCKED that professor.
I was the professor btw. Ina can draw IRL too it's not just digital.
>>44498629She said true, deafchama
>>44498500Her dad has been mentioned only twice, probably absent and her mom wasn't exactly the best and was raised mainly by her aunt
>>44498645Fucking cute, yes.
Kiara wants to make this a fat ojisan story?
>>44498566One of those things it's better to not know about if you weren't there for it
>>44498634It's stem
Was it Gura or Ame who name dropped the other's roommate on stream
The way Mori reacted when Gura said that to Ame seems like she knows
>>44498629I think Jenma is writing it down so she would have noticed
>>44498601business major tards get attendance points in between their coloring book assignments at most major universities
>>44498264>InaFalse, she 100% bought the book>GuraTrue>KiaraTrue>MoriWas gonna say false until Mori pointed out it was her sister who was scouted. Merica is fully of pedos so probably true>AmeTrue. She probably never got that far from shore and just panicked cause water
>>44498299This will be a board joke now won't it......
>>44498629she said jenma is at the beginning of the stream
>>44498661Is not her fault papa shark loved her.
>>44498566a sign for you to lurk the thread for 1million years before posting
>>44498533>>44498539My university technically had an attendance policy but all my high level professors didn't take attendance because it's up to you if you actually want to learn
>>44498661sounds more like she had helicopter parents
>>44498629Gura said true right after Kiara answered
>>44498462>>44498531...shut up, you know I meant to type Ame, I was thinking about writing about Gura in the next sentence ahead of time
why does kiara ask the most useless questions?
>>44498629Jenma is doing it
Wait, Ina's water story was true, the other story was true from the timestamp some posted during it, so this must be false but I feel like she's also told this before?
>>44498661Gura 100% was babied her entire life.
>>44498629jenma is supposed to be doing it
Please forgive Gura's insensitive question. She's practically glued to her own parents. Even to this day.
>>44498574Please be patientIt's not her fault, she was born this way
>>44498661She has disneyland's floor plan memorized by heart, what do you think anon?
I believe this because I did it. They upload everything online nowadays
>>44498661Guras parents loved her
>do coloring books...but in photoshopI believe it
>>44497891I highsided going round a blind corner within the legal speed limit and ended up having tree branches and a bush leave me with just a broken arm.
>>44498421Raised by aunt and grandma. Mom was out of the picture, as was the dad. Grandma death caused her to become a vidya autist and mom returned right around when hololive money happened, but apparently the aunt is keeping her semi-distant.
>>44498574Kiara gives excellent tongue service
INA IS FUCKING LYING
>>44498610fuck I just realized only Ina and Mori went to college
>>44498661yeah kids with two parents are weird like that
>>44498735Gura is a baby
>talking about courses they did is le doxxwhat is this autism
>>44497686it's in our nature
>>44498601American adult day-care degree mill university.All the gen-eds I took had some way of checking attendance, usually by way of quiz hand-ins.
>>44498629Gura said she believes Ame's story so....
>Ina doing it for the discount train pass>wanting to leave her houseEasy lie
>>44498629Jenma is
>>44498699Gura doxxed Ame
>>44498258>>44498544
>>44498365story behind this?
kek ina gets cranky so fast
>get 2 animals and merge them as an assignment I did this shit in high school for computer graphics
>>44498717Why do takos always have a dumpy?
>>44498720god i wish mine were like that, wouldve made my life at lot easier
>>44498661For Gura everything in life is perfect
>Kiara just asking the most specific, random, non-relevant questions possible Shes such a weirdo
>>44498762damn…
>>44498741>Even to this day.Nigga she lives far away, remember she wasn't able to visit them when the chink flue started.
>>44498259Didn't Kiara have a already similar scenario happen around a month or two into holoEN's lifespan?
>>44498732>>44497718
I do not believe Ina on this one
>>44498566minecraft
>>44498500She has mentioned some not fun stories about her mom let's not talk about it desu
>>44498661Forgive her, she had a good childhood and legitimately can't comprehend how some people are brought up
>>44498798kek
Ina's voice is trembling. She's fucking lying.
>>44498500absent dad and mama watson worked on a cruise ship so she was absent most of the time too so aunty and granny watson were the ones who raised her. probably better that way mama watson was a loose whore who went through lots of different male partners, one of them abused ame.
>>44498798jesas
How often do you 9-5 wagies travel outside your country?
>ame nearly dies>kiara and mori almost get raped>ina aced a course and used a book a lot
>>44498798
Ina's stories are so fucking boring it's hard to tell what's true and what's notgenius strategy
>>44498661She even had the gall to ask what happened to 3 and 4
Holy shit, how many schizo-fanarts is this collab gonna spam?
>>44498661love my privileged hime-sama that's not used to commoner life
I simply didn't show up to class and failed my courses
>>44498798can't wait to see this in 2 years
>>44498798Ame...
>>44498766Why are unity posters like this?
>>44497891I also have an almost died on an ATV story. Was riding in the hills in southern california and caught a half-buried rock that sent me sideways into a yucca bush. Ended up having to get helicoptered out because I had so many of the spikes stabbed into me even though the riding gear
>>44498798this is gurame's kryptonite
>>44498782Didn't ina get doxxed literally by somebody coming through the graduation streams of various universities? So for ina it could be
>>44498835she's just like me
Why would the class be focused on one specific software program instead of concepts and algorithms for image processing?
Ina's voice is getting more stern and shaking, Ina is lying
>>44498762>mom returned right around when hololive money happened, but apparently the aunt is keeping her semi-distant.has ame talked about this or is it doxxshit?
>>44498684No, but she definitely sucked him.
>>44498601I've had plenty of professors have attendance, it was usually done in harder classes
>>44498798the trifecta is finally complete
>>44498825i still don't get why being a lawyer means doing that
ina sounds angry, them not believing this story is activating her anger issues
>>44498490NTA but IIRC Ame's mom was a bitch who couldn't take care of her properly and lived with different abusive boyfriends while Ame was little, so she ended up being raised by her aunt.
>>44498798Why does she keep doing this to Ame...
>>44498500you know how we say she suffers the most?
>>44497607>>44498566we didn't gatekeep hard enough...
>>44498798Gura you fucking dumbass
>>44498654
There are enough image slots for me to post holoXdog
Is gura retarded?
>>44498798why is Gura so mean? chumbus explain
>>44498798WDSDIB...
>>44498798we know why she did it now...
>>44498566sshhh Gura and Ame are lovers and they will love each other to the end of the Earth
>>44498661The only way to make a woman like Gura is to PROTECT HER AT ALL COSTSThis is how perfection is achieved.
This one is... kinda boring. Probably true.
AME NO
>>44498661I'm honestly surprised Gura's parents let her move out considering she was probably home schooled due to her almost dwarfism.
Gura you dumbass she pirated photoshop. Stop asking.
>>44498661coddled life.
>>44498896That's why you're not a lawyer.
>>44498661More like three of them had a particularly shit upbringing.
My Ina looks so smug
Gura doesn't know about piracy
>She paid for Photoshop
gura shut the fuck up...
>>44498566gura ask why ame's chat calls her by a certain name, the name of her roommate
>this fuck up will probably put Gura in a 6 month hiatusit's all so tiresome...
>>44498782If you know what courses they took, it narrows down where they live, because some classes are only offered at certain universities. Like, you're not gonna see a flourishing marine biology program at Iowa state.
>>44498798I can't wait for 4.0 next year
>>44498798WHY DOES SHE HATE AME SO MUCH
>>44498861that's a good breath of fresh air, not all stories have to be life threatening situations
>paying for photoshopAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>cracked
>Gura says insensitive shit to Ame all the time which is why she called her a fucking bitch>Ame is too autistic to realize Gura is like this because she is also autisticTHEY ARE
>>44498500Ame really did suffer the most...
That's a dumb line of questioning from Gura, people bootleg shit all the time.
>>44498848once or twice a year but it’s already started to get really boring unless I go somewhere weird/“dangerous” so I probably won’t do it again
>>44498870A lot of swimsuit fanarts hopefully.
>>44498861kek
>>44498818It's almost as if she's an entertainer
>>44498890She never mentioned her mom at all and then suddenly she started talking about her being in her life, was pretty obvious to work out.
>if you're going to school they'll cover that stuff for youlol, lmao
>>44498661Sounds like she had good parents
>>44498798A daring synthesis
gura's such a zoomer
>>44498732Asking for small details that seem irrelevant is how you catch lies, retard. If it's a lie, it's more likely they won't have thought of everything and will try to come up with something on the spot.
>>44498692Prove it
NEVER UPGRADE
gotta speed up a bit or the reveals will have no time to discuss at all
>>44498885Because college is a fucking scam
Kronii is in Japan and will be at IRyS' birthday in person.
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