/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>44452048
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

hey i missed you guys

>>44452048
OP sauce:
https://twitter.com/bemmun/status/1612461178877521920

Frames:
Shinri - A Space for the Unbound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBlLMyM5qc0
Bettel - Zatsudan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FB5n_MNioQ

>>44452063
Amen.

>>44452124
I missed you too clown <3
Now bend over.

It was actually kinda lonely seeing this place fully dead
>>44452063
Amen

i love this little autist like you wouldn't believe

>>44452048
cute gif ah ah

>>44452192
>Now bend over.
FOR WHAT

>>44452063
Amen.
Welcome back /mans/

I love them,,,

List of confirmed team leaders for VSaikyo.
>>44450301

>>44452389
astel, matsuri and axel, holo domination.

>>44452250
JUST DO IT.

>>44452486

>>44452389
I know 5 people there but I like those 5 so looking pretty good

Why are rrat merchants saying that Axel is ignoring rules?

>>44452564
Ask rrat merchants?

I still love Magni and I hope he doesn't hate me...

>>44452632
I don't trust them

>>44452389
Have to wait for team members, but those leaders look like another repeat of last year with more shitters instead.
I'm waiting for great teams who can tryhard while being funny. Astel's and Roberu's (Sumire's) last year were top Vsaikyou experience. Gorisan's was great too.

>>44452249
stop thrusting your cock into a teacup, nowa

we hate regis altare

agree

Seeing the thread dead reminded me that Hololive will not always be and the company could dissolve at any point and we will never hear from some of the boys for years or even at all. Let's cherish the good times coming in the future anons.

Nah.
>We
dont.

>>44453209
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

>>44453209
relax autist

we fuck regis altare

agree

>>44453209
it's just usual dead hours you dummy

>>44453542
Plus not everyone knows 4chan is back yet.

I miss him

I did a little bit of archive reps and found machiroons creaming themselves for some reason yesterday. What happened?
pic unrelated

>>44453631
You literally had him yesterday

>>44452689
I'm sure he doesn't, my magmite friend! Magni might not say it a lot, but he really does appreciate all that the magmites do to support him. Even just simply watching and commenting goes a long way!!!
MAGNI LOVE!!!!

>>44453647
>>44452234

>>44453647
Flay me to the moon happened

>>44453703
AAAIIIIEEEEE

>>44452689
He loves us, sister! If you have any doubts, revisit the Tempus fangame stream. One of the sweetest things he said was like “Sometimes you give me a good reminder” (of why he does streaming etc, probably). Also in that one menhera menshi, he said that we help keep him sane!

>>44453209
>>44453273
>>44453298
>>44453542
I'm sorry guys, this is why I watch streams to distract from how life can be snuffed out at any moment. I LOVE TEMPUS! TEMPUS LOVE FOREVER!!!

>>44453703
fat fuck

>>44453209
>You don't follow all of their rm accounts
We are not the same

i love you guys chu chu but i think yall should take a shower

>>44453993
Doxxmite...

>>44453855
that's right

>>44454050
I did yesterday
>captcha
>VGAYAY

>>44454050
>i love you guys chu chu but i think yall should take a shower

>>44454229
that's good but if it's more than 24 hours it will be good to do it again!
>>44454262
huh

>>44454262
fuck you beat me to it

>>44454050
You take a shower, you lil sweatball.
Love ya too, chu~!

Is there anything more annoying than listening to this faggot bitch and moan about his "recordings" for the 500th time? He just goes on and on and on about this shit.

>>44454686
Yes. You.

post the discord

I want to fuck them but I also want them to fuck each other... Is fujoyume a thing?

>>44455025
Yes welcome to the club

>>44453209
I already had my previous holo oshi graduate before so I definitely know this wont last forever. enjoying the boys while theyre still here

>>44454686
Yes, his fake anxiety

>>44455025
yes

>>44452689
sister donmai he loves us!

>>44452389
Stop bullying Astel, Hal. You can't put Reid at 9 but also put Astel at 10. Move one up or the other down.

>>44454842
Hey femanons add me RegisAltare#6666 we can talk about Joji, Apex, Pikachu, Pop Tarts, Guitar, Vtubers

>>44455025
>fmm gangbang
H-hot!

>>44455294
ADD
>ADD
ADD
>ADD
ADD
>ADD

>>44455294
>altare wanting females
fake. unless it's a murder scheme

hows it goin mans

aniki... apex gorilla... onegai...

>>44455546
is that the bird from daisenpai or some new mascot?

>>44455642
It's a Hoothoot.

>>44455294
>altare need woman sacrifice for summoning hot ojisan
add that discord you mesu buta. altare needs to be happy

I’m the real Regis Altare and I want to slide my knife between the hot steaming FAT and flesh of a really big woman~! <3

french kiss the dingo grope the dingo turn on the dingo fuck the dingo taste the dingo suck the dingo look "respectfully" at the dingo arouse the dingo hug the dingo mind break the dingo blow the dingo snog the dingo jerk off the dingo sex the dingo hump the dingo stroke the dingo smell the dingo milk the dingo ride the dingo rub the dingo copulate with the dingo pregnancy trap the dingo spoon the dingo bang the dingo mount the dingo lick the dingo make love to the dingo touch the dingo edge the dingo

>>44453647
fly me to the moon unleashed the inner yume in us like you wouldn't believe.....

>>44456016
The way he sang that was so soothing... the contrast of his normal self did critical damage to my heart

>>44455642
Vespers drawing of a hoothoot

>>44456432
he really has the eye...

Good morning, Vesmachis! This is our week!

Magni fortnite... on the telly

>>44456652
ISREAL WTF

MAGNI ON DA TELLY!!! FORTINE FORTNIE FORTNITE AAAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEzzkg6OH2Q

Morning Fortnite NOW

i-is magni okay...?

>>44455153
Gosh I love your art

I HATE FORTNITE I HATE FORTNITE I HATE FORTNITE I HATE FORTNITE

AIEEEEEEE DEAD HOURS ARE DEAD

magnations... do you enjoy fortnite?

Tired of fortnite fr. MAGLORD PLEASE PLAY SOME REAL GAMES FFS

FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE

>>44456845
I prefer the valheim arc t b h

>>44456845
no.. i thought it was going to be a short phase... but i still watch it

>>44456845
I enjoy Fortnite like a good little mag because it makes our maglord happy ʘ‿ʘ

>>44456904
frfr. He should play hello kitty island adventure

>>44457028
Those eyes look lifeless

we like magni dezmond

>>44456845
It could be worse

>>44456845
I enjoy it, he can talk about what ever while running in circles in more interesting way
I do miss mario sunshine and the other platformers tho

>>44457028
cute anon enjoy ur oshi's stream a lot

>>44457269
Well it's that or Magni jumping around in Minecraft.

Morning Magni has such a soft voice

>>44456845
Yes!!! I was craving for it! Much better than his loopstations

>>44456845
I just love Magni

>>44456845
i’m sorry magni, but i will continue to skip fortnite streams

>>44457409
Hard reset yourself

>>44456845
Any Mag is a good Mag

how do you guys know about guerillas if they don't tweet about it?

>>44456845
I don't really like Fortnite. But I can tolerate it more than Valorant or League.
And it's nice to see Maglord being passionate.

>>44457568
Youtube notification

>>44457568
I update YouTube main page every minute.

>>44457409
>Much better than his loopstations
What are you smoking?

>>44457028
>>44457469
>>44457519
correct answers

fortnite stream

I assume there's no way to see the panel if you don't attend?

>>44457516
>>44457704
They are boring to me, I dont care about his music creation, I prefer him talking about random things over it

>>44457651
those are just emails right? I've never gotten a mobile notif straight from youtube

>>44457820
Don't worry I will sneak in a camera like they do in the movies

>>44457781
Ai or Israel?

>>44457893
Check your phone settings, you should be able to get regular notifications for Youtube.

>>44457893
all mine are set to all and always notify me via notifs

>>44458014
>>44458084
wtf all right I'll look into it thanks

>>44457862
I’ve watched a Fortnite stream of his and he barely talks besides thanking SCs because he’s too focused on getting dubs

>>44457992
ai

>>44456407
i know, the gap was just way too much lmao... i don't think he even intended for it to sound as sultry as it did.....

>>44458218
he does talk about the gameplay but yeah if youre not into fortnite than that might be boring.

>>44458171
i think the default notif setting is 'personalized',change it to all so you'll get notified for every single time he goes live

>>44458218
He goes on some weird tangents here and there

IS THAT FUCKING MIKU IN FORTNITE?

>>44458543
Everyone is in Fortnite.

>>44457409
Bro loopstations are fun and chill. I like falling asleep to them.

>>44457409
Loopstations are some SOVLFUL Kino

is this Magni's only stream today?

>>44458856
if not, the next stream today is probably more fortnite

>why would you watch something you hate
dramabros...

>>44459008
:3 yes?

>>44458218
This >44458453 and he still talks anyways, better than him being completely silent in his loopstations and listening to the same beat repeated over and over again

It's because the ones heading marvel are now women and fags magni

I've been spiraling into depression recently and vtubers wasn't enough to fix it, so I decided to come back to this hellhole again. How's it going, anons? Hope you're doing well today

>>44458543
no shes not in it

>>44459811
im going through something similar anon chama ive only been in the mood to watch flayon and vesper because of it.theyre both just like me fr fr

Laugh tskr

'Morning, /MANS/. Just had a dream that Shinri almost drowned in a flash flood, and after that he decided to start making Vox-like content 'cause in his words "life is too short to hold back". I'm scarred.

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>Magni is a responsible adult
Really?

>>44460493
I have been daydreaming about kissing Flay Flay all day long...

What now

>>44460462
That is a scary nightmare

>>44460493
Yes! ><

>>44460557
cry

>>44460223
I hope we both feel better soon, anon. I've only been watching my JP kamioshi nowadays, but honestly I miss watching Flayon and Oji. They stream at ungodly hours for me, so I can't really catch them live. Those two are my Tempus Oshis

>>44460656
vespers va11ha11a vod was EXTREMELY good i would highly recommend it
hopefully flays melty blood vod comes back soon but that was a cute stream as well
kek seems like those two are for the most menhera of menheras im so glad they're here in tempus

SHINRI ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBlLMyM5qc0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBlLMyM5qc0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBlLMyM5qc0

i just realized there's no flayon or hakka today fuck

>>44460656
if it helps you out a bit, Vesper and any other tempus members following DST will be streaming an hour earlier soon. def watch the va11ha11a VOD if you can, starts out slow like most of his streams but picks up and gets pretty kino once he gets a hang of the mechanics

>2nd intro loop
he started hating us...

>>44461390
They are having sex.

>>44461518
ToT they're pent up from beating each other up in melty

>>44461544
mechabird consolation sex ToT

Hypothetically, if Altare lose at Mori's Mario Party, what kind of curse will he faces?

oh i didn't know this was sponsored

>>44461660
his luck is so shit itd probably reverse into good luck

>>44460493
Chuuuuuuu~~~

Now that Axel is up an at them I suddenly have a backlog of vods to go through

shinris already at 100 videos jesas christ

>>44462085
streaming monster jesas

Cute vid just dropped
https://twitter.com/_yukinayee/status/1632768115498188800

>>44462085
holo hags are on another level...

>>44462445
Altare CUTE

>Am I in the wrong job?
shinri kek

out of curiosity, i looked up their streaming hours (until February)
>Altare
547
>Magni
388
>Axel
431
>Vesper
366
>Bettel
116
>Flayon
166
>Hakka
112
>Shinri
203
HQ altare>axel>magni>vesper
VG shinri>flayon>bettel>hakka

>>44462445
lol this is nice he better deliver on that yandere menshi

>>44463255
sasuga, leader

>>44463255
Hakka...

>>44463255
Quantity over quality

>>44463255
I feel like VG has streamed a lot in 2 months compared to HQ's 6. Where did you get the stats?

>>44463636
vrabi, you can look up total streaming hours per month. shinri, flayon and vesper are the only ones that broke 100 hours in feb

>>44463625
nahone~

>i'm gonna bonk the clock
>i'm gonna spank the clock

>>44461518
Fuck I would pay so much to see that

>>44463937
Yeah, with me
[Spoiler]h-help its been hours already, I-I can't keep up much longer...[/spoiler]

>>44464033
spoilerchama...

>>44464033
Oops. blame the shotas!!!

>>44464033
Cute anon!!

Speaking of the shounens, I've been replaying marchen bf/marchen gf nonstop for the past 5 days

VESMACHI LOVE AND REAL THIS WEEK

good vesmachimorning MANS

its now spring break for me until the 13th.
what should i do as a friendless schizo yet sociable and friendly loser

>>44464159
it's such an amazing cover i love the voice chemistry of mechabird

>>44464379
What do you want to do, if you had friends?

>>44464379
create fan content for your oshi -> if you don't know how, now's the perfect time to start learning

>>44464455
well I live near south beach so i'd want to go there and get drunk and party with them

>>44464496
I think I want to get into timestamping his streams. Idk what tools people here use for that though

>future job prediction is a clown
KEK

>>44464534
Are you sure sure there is no one you could ask? Like maybe even family? Sorry I probably am not helpful but I like to try to spur people on to just...like, try to do stuff no matter what, because even if doesn't work out/ends up disappointing like, at least you tried and cant regret that you know?

>>44464417
It truly is satisfying to the ear, i wonder when will be their next song collab. Hopefully an orisong.

>>44464534
you can be autistic and manually write down timestamps, use this tool someone made https://rentry.org/mn5oh although it's not completely accurate so you'd have to double check them after stream or use discord extension, though i've never tried this one

>>44464712
to be fair I pushed away most of my family because of my tendencies. I should probably reach out to them soon though. I feel intense shame for doing stuff like that to them that its almost painful to open up contact again because of fear of backlash/them hating me. youre a very kind anon though <3 thanks for the encouragement!

>>44464806
I think i might just go the autist route because that extension doesnt seem to work for me and I hate discord. thank you for the tools though!

does anyone have the bettel throwing up picture?

>>44462445
Hey, is Twitter working for you guys?

>>44465262
nope its doing its weekly fuckup

>>44464242
good vesmachievening!~

>>44465262
works fine for me but others say it's broken again

>>44465129
Hang in there anon, I believe in you and hope things get better!

>>44464379
buy a boar spear and do cool tricks out by trails
i have yet to get arrested so its working for me

>ahoy
based chat

>>44465262
pictures are gone

>>44465522
what's your favorite trick to do so far?

wanted to poll during the rankings thread last night but the site died
http://poal.me/7kvx64

>>44465129
good luck on your endeavors vestie

>>44465752
what's "other"

>I'm naturally warm
Cuddling with Shinri on a cold night...

>>44465129
Just keep doing and trying things anon, otherwise you end up eternally trapped in spergatory with nothing ever getting better.

>>44465752
why is it so complicated? You either have a vajayjay and like boys or have a pp and like girls

>>44465998
Ryan Gosling, i.e. me.

>>44465998
nonbinary, asexual etc. pretty much anything not on the poll already

>>44465649
jumping into stabbing as bland as that is

>>44462445
LEADER SO CUTE~

>>44466109
don't make me link the pilot cum tribute

>>44464242
vesmachimorning i cant wait for saturday ToT

>>44460493
Yes

>>44465752
no MtFs... some of you trannies are lying

>>44460493
yes!

>>44465998
Ryan Gosling, i.e. me

>>44466247
when are we getting the vesper piss tribute or the magni cum tribute? /mans/ slacking

>>44466340
mtf watch cute girls because they want to be lesbians

>>44465752
>Trannies

>>44465752
Good to know I'm not the last straight brotuber.

>>44466340
the trans people that watch male vtubers are FtM's
t. femvestie contemplating whether she is trans or not

>>44466404
Still surprised we got a flayon cum tribute before magni

shinri ah ah

>>44466479
Flay does have the most degen fans

>>44465752
sisters... we could overpower the males and make them fuck each other

>>44466460
hope you figure it out anon. preferably with a therapist

>>44466460
If you transition, you will be the butt of every short joke in existence. Keep that in mind.

>>44466460
*stabs you with testosterone so you look like this* good luck!

>>44466517
This assumes they're not already fucking each other and just too afraid to tell us

cute ID kois...

>>44466506
I still don't know if i should be proud or ashamed
t. the last sane machiroon

>>44466460
>>44466640
Literally no hormones will turn you into an anime boy, remember that.

Is Altare still dead?

>>44466460
if you have massive tits can i take them im too flat

>>44466247
Please do

So this is why /MANS/ is so shit...

>>44466737
No?
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1632541087653941248

>jasuke

>>44466812
I don't care about a tweet has he streamed?

>>44466730
that's true it turns you into a bear

>>44466839
He joined Betsy in Valo

>>44466460
Sorry to disappoint but you will not fit in with men or women, just accept that you're a tomboy nothing wrong with not being a girly girl

>>44466839
he played valorant with betsy last night for a while, he said he's on a break so it was surprising he did even that

>he skipped classes
unsubbed

>>44466839
https://youtu.be/e6M5bemLbGo?t=5085

>>44466839
He was in VC coaching Bettel during his solo Valo and he's doing a chatting stream literally today dude.

indo koipanions are so fed today...

Mamomi... I kneel
https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1632794452640292873

>>44467158
>watches streams
why can't /MANS/ be like this...

>>44467158
WTF, how is this woman so fast?

>>44467158

>>44467280
the power of love

Are you guys doing your playlist reps, watching clips, and leaving likes on all of their vods to help the boys out?

>>44467368
of course :3 yoidore shirazu and bad end night are over 800k and we need to get much HIGHER

>>44467368
I did not know about the last part. I will do that o7

I made a better poll.
https://poal.me/kk06lj

>>44467502
FASTER

>>44467368
I did my Magni VOD reps for the day so I'll be switching to live streams from non holos.

>>44467502
1m by the end of the year ikz!

>>44467524
yeah notice how VODs with more views tend to have more likes! theres a reason YTbers ask for likes all the time, they help them out a lot more than you'd think!

>>44460493
I would hold his chin towards me and force him to not dart away from my eyes. I would painstakely edge my face closer to his, eating up how flushed and bothered his cheeks are. I would feel his anxious breath brush along my lips before I exchange them with mine, an assertive forward liplock that would make his body shiver in my oncoming arms. I would hold him up and let him melt onto my strength as he settles reciprocating with his begging tongue before dominating it with firm twirling lashes of my own drooling organ. I would let him moan and groan down my throat as I stroke his hair, fingertips crawling down the back of his neck for being a good boy.

>>44467549
AAA

>>44467368
Haven't done playlist reps for so long... thanks for the reminder kobob san

>>44467652
EVEN FASTER

>>44466340
Sorry, I just voted late, lying is bad!

>>44466758
>>43507487

>>44465752
I see the catalog was right all along for calling /MANS/ posters trannies and twitter migrants

I didn't know memberships expire by the hour... My Shinri gifted just expired...

>>44466247
YWNBAW

>>44467707
my ankles... yamero...

What is /mans/ favorite karaoke so far?

>>44467716 (me)
damn the link died https://files.catbox.moe/pm5q6p.mp4

>>44467907
Almond offcollab, no question

>>44467907
almond for me.

>>44467907
almond off collab

>>44467907
bettel's first one it's the only one i've watched

>>44467907
Magnoir off collab karaoke and Bettel's first karaoke stream

>>44467907
almond by miles, but i also really liked the solo leader one from a couple weeks ago, it was so soft i was emotionally affected by it ToT

>>44467907
The impending Bettel Magni off collab karaoke

>>44467907
Magni emo pop punk

all i care about is seeing him again today

>>44467158
HOW THE FUCK IS SHE a 35P

The bar has been set so high.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQOcl4yUfTY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpPDqKe7bEM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhQ8_EULCvo

>>44467547
I'm a straight male who's mentally ill, whole option do I pick?

>>44468399
You are also a attention whore, so the that

>poor groom's bride is a

>>44467907
Almond offcollab but also any karaoke Magni's been happy drunk in.

>>44467907
Snailtare despite the scuff

>>44468485
whore

>>44468485
kek

>>44468318
these ones are so good

>>44467936
This nigga gay as hell

>>44468485
heh

>>44467907
magnoir got me into tempus

>>44467907
Magnoir drunk karaoke, no competition

>>44468574
snailtare karaoke was special because no one was expecting it. pure altare cringekino of the highest degree

>>44467907
Almond was so kino, I listen to it almost weekly

>>44468399
Attention whore

>>44468909
The contrast between the sexy songs and all the goofy snail antics really made it a classic Altare moment, yeah. The random scream when he stubbed his toe is also a work of art.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2J4DreIG7M

>>44469319
>i will slime you all night~

>>44467907
Magnoir was kio.

>>44467907
Magni's Christmas one

i love shinri's shadow voice kek

just like vesper lol

Of course Shinri watched The Road and thought "Guess I'll trying eating food straight from a dented can?". Of course.

watching flay's hatoful playlist, still can't figure out if he's mispronouncing dove as a bit or not

>>44470120
he kept pronouncing milkshake as malkshake yesterday so he might just be dumb

>>44470202
cute

>>44470120
definitely not a bit, just in the last couple of streams he mentioned that he likes his pronunciation of dove much better

yes i am rewatching zeno remake again
https://youtu.be/ZCpviJNnbGI?t=10644

>>44470524
this just reminded me, didn't he in one stream say something like "oh did i just drop i have aphasia? kekekeke" my cute pilot has so many things wrong with him, cute

>>44470202
>>44470524
kawaii naive shota pilot!

>>44467907
Magni's Pop Punk Emo Karaoke made me cry the most with The Scientist. Bettel's membership karaoke is way up there too

Honestly I like karaoke 100x more than covers... covers are cool too but seem like a huge waste of money (unless they do everything by themselves, somehow)

>>44470647
based and same

>>44470821
weird opinion but okay

>>44470821
They're not that expensive. 100K views on a cover pays for itself. They're kinda time-consuming tho

>>44470647
I have watched this collab so many times, bless flay for planming it

>>44465752
shout out to the one honest futa in all of /MANS/

do we know when nowa's cover is going to be released?

>>44471494
Thanks, anon. honestly im slightly surprised there aren't any others

>>44471582
vesper unlisted it. you'll have to find it.

>>44471703
post cock

>>44470647
i choose to believe flay knew exactly what kind of food he was giving the world with this collab

>>44471703
post tits

>>44471895
>>44471915
I briefly did nudes on /soc/ but...this isn't /soc/ sorry...

>>44472020
you really are a woman because you have no balls

>>44471905
i think he himself admitted it like 3 times, altyume prime just like us fr fr

>mew

>>44472020
So when do you plan on hanging out?

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