/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>44343293
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Poor Phantom...

you mean very normal dog edition

>>44343314
AMEN

>people say he's dumb
>he manipulated his chat into membership gifting until only green names are there
>calls out greynames by name asking "why are you grey" knowing his whales will drop membership gifts
He's a fucking genius and a psychopath.

>>44343293
AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
Cute

Would you fuck phantom anon?

>>44343385
That is just called having no shame

very excited for this little guy's karaoke

this dog is REALLY fucking ugly...

>>44343385
being smart =/= being a shameless grifter

>>44343398
Wdym, thats just phantom

i always think flayon is covered in vomit

what the fuck happens when every viewer in the stream is a member and someone gifts a membership¿?¿?¿?

>shrunk flayon's room because phantom moved in
DAMN

>>44343565
Goes to random subs.

CMON DUDE

>>44343541
>>44343459
Visibly threatened by superior intelligence

flayon is worth less than a dog to bettel...

bettel is just trying to make flayon's menhera increase so he can become an even better artist and earn more money

>>44343314
in the name of josuijisus, amen

I KNEW BETTEL WAS A FAT PIGGY

Why is everyone always crying?

mpreg...

bettel got pregnant by mortimer...

can dogs die in this game like the humans??

>>44343705
If you think that makes Bettel intelligent the you have to think Axel is on a different level since he also encouraged gifting by saying his dream is to see his chat all green, but he doesn't need to beg for it every other stream

Bettel is fat shaming....

>>44343985
Himself

Want to squeeze clown tummy

>>44343985
good

>>44343887

>>44343985
he hates hakka..

>>44344036
The chubby metalhead loves his sweets.

>>44344087
kek

>>44344087
kek

>>44343985
Somehow it doesn't feel mean when Bettel says it, but I prepare myself for the worst everytime a fat character shows up on Leader's stream

>>44343916
Threadreader stop outing yourself...

>>44344087
kek

Bettel's Sim got some tiddies... is he a tranny?

>>44344087
KEK

>>44344087
No...

>>44344140
Never heard of mantits? He is just getting fat

Would you right click save Flayon?

>>44344087
OH NO NO NO . ALTNOWA SISTERS??!

>>44344184
i'd usually say yes but i want to see his menhera arc

>>44344194
altnowa has been dead for like 4 months already, anyone that still belives on it is retarded

>>44344194
All dead...

>>44344194
>it's over.mp3

>>44344184
YES

>>44344087
if anyone of you wants to play around with it

>>44344101
FAT HAKKA IS REAL

>>44344184
He somehow made combination of virgin, and chad, and bored ape. I'm saving it and posting as a response to some crazy shit anons will inevitably say

this is part 1 for the anon that wanted the flaytare and viewer fic, idk wtf i wrote i'm sorry it's shit
>after hours at the Tempus HQ were peaceful with most of the members gone for the evening.
>there was a guild-wide meeting today about the objectives for the rest of the month, a relatively straightforward gathering that ended quickly.
>so far everyone had left the HQ to do their own things, except for Flayon and Altare, but you didn't mind as the resident janitor, there was less of a mess to clean up.
>you're doing your normal routine of mopping the hallway to the dorm rooms when you hear something.
>you stop in your tracks to listen harder when the sound resonates in the quiet hall. a very distinct and clear "please~!"
>there was only one person in the guild whose voice could get that high. you creep closer to the door at the very end of the hallway. it was slightly creaked open, allowing a sliver of light to seep out.
>moans, grunts, pants, and slapping emanated from the room.
>you hesitate. you know deep down, the moment you look there was no coming back. that somethings are better left unseen. but a shock of electric anticipation shoots through your body, you lean closer to the door as a raspy "ahhhhm~" exits.
> in your sliver of vision of the bedroom, Flayon is laying on his back, his hands binded in red rope and completely naked with Altare hunched over.
>bite marks, welts, scratches, and light bruises litter Flayon's thin frame that was moving back and forth from the motion of Altare's own hips bucking into his.
>"haaah~ it's s-so good leader--" a sharp hand comes across Flayon's cheek. Altare pants and stops moving his hips. "What was that?" Altare stares coldly at the younger man under him.
>Flayon shivers and mewls. "I'm-I'm sorry...daddy~!"
>a smirk grows on Altare's face as he caresses the cheek he smacked and Flayon leans into his palm, gently moving his hips in a circle to feel Altare's shaft in him.
>"you know what to do." Altare removes the hand caressing Flayon and traces the many marks that littered his chest slick with sweat.
>Flayon nodded and let out a high-pitched plea on command. "please~! fuck me, daddy~! cum inside me one last time~." Altare smiled and leaned forward to plant a kiss on his forehead.
>you couldn't believe what you were seeing. and how much it turned you on. you felt your own knees get weak but you had to remain standing to see how this would end, so you leaned closer to the door to see more.
>Flayon's blush grew redder and he let out a giggle. Altare pulled his shift out of Flayon slowly, getting a deep moan out of the young man. "Good boy. Now face down." He commanded and Flayon followed suit, flipping himself on his stomach and raising his ass into the air in front of his superior.
>without another word Altare lined himself with Flayon and shoved his cock in him with one fluid motion. Flayon shuddered and his eyes rolled back, moaning into the pillow he laid his head on. "A-ahhh~ fuck mee~!" Altare snapped his hips back and forth relentlessly, shaking the bed underneath. Creaks from bed frame grew louder as did both of their breathing.
>Altare gripped Flayon's hips pulling them back onto his shaft, never letting go until he could see where his hands left bruises. He panted and gasped, Flayon was tighter than usual. It had been awhile since they had alone time together and he was going to make the most of it. He reached his right hand forward and cupped Flayon's throat in his large hand. Flayon gasped and squealed and lifted himself with the guidance of Altare's hand.
>Altare then gripped Flayon's throat with both of his hands. He still pounded into Flayon's ass, watching the young struggle to properly breath and moan and talk, it turned him on even more. His blue hair began to stick to his face with sweat.
>his hands grew tighter on the thin and delicate neck in his hands. his expression grew dark, like a predator that finally had its prey. "Say you love me."

Is this a mating call?
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1632154646784651266?s=20

>>44344466
>i wish the boys did more recorded content and shorts
>the recorded content and shorts
mama....

>>44344426
part 2
>you couldn't help but be completely entranced with the events currently unfolding.
> Flayon's eyes were overflowing with tears and his mouth just sat open as high pitched squeaks came out. He placed his tied hands on Altare's and pushed out "I-I-I luh you~!"
>his humping sped up. "Say it again." He growled and bit on Flayon's earlobe. Goosebumps crawled along Flayon's skin and he felt his dick twitch with excitement. he loved his leader, he would do anything for the man that took care of him and guides him. "I luh-luh you, daddy!" His body grew hotter each time he called him that.
>Altare's thrusts grew more shallow and quick. His climax was nearly there. Just a bit more and he claims his body again.
>however, you had leaned too far close to the door and it opened with a long creeeeak that would be deafening if it wasn't for Flayon's squeals and gasps for air. Altare locked eyes with you. A smirked graced his face and he pulled Flayon back to whisper in his ear.
>"are you my slut?" His voice was shaking. His grip on his neck loosened. Flayon shook his head up and down frantically. "Yes! Yes I'm your slut! A-and only yours~!" He was barely breathing enough to get that out. "Prove it."
>he gripped Flayon's jaw with one strong hand and turned his head towards you. horror was written all over for a mere second before the sensation of Altare's cock slamming into his prostate took over, pleasure passing through his body in waves only to have enough strength to barely moan out. "wait~ w-we're being wa--ohhh god!" His body was on fire with pleasure, saliva drooled out his mouth and tears ran down his face.
>"go on, prove to anon you're a slut for me~." Altare gently moved Flayon's face side to side to wake him from the sensory overload. Flayon in a trance, nodded and bounced slightly with his thrusts, letting his leader take full control of him.
>Flayon felt his body move on its own. Struggled moans fell out of him as his back arched more and more. Altare chuckled as though he was currently fucking his youngest member stupid. "Hehehe, you like being watched don't you, huh slut?" All he could do was nod in his fucked out trance. All he could feel was Altare's length in him and your eyes dragging across his exposed body. yeah, he knew it turned him on.
>a hand grabbed a fistful of red hair and pulled back a little, a squeak erupted from Flayon. "you can speak, we have a guest. don't be so rude." Altare sighed out, fucking deeper into the pale boy. "ahhhn~ yes!" He turned his face back to you feeling Altare's grip on his hair. "I'm-I'm a s-slut for Altare!" His voice jumped in pitch with every sharp thrust from behind.
>"p-p-please fuck me harder~! I'm yours! Cum inside me, daddy~!" He squealed and moaned and squirmed. Altare's hand came down on Flayon's ass cheek, leaving another bruising handprint. "Ah! I love being your slut~! I'm his slut anon~! It f-feels so good hah!" At this point he was making eye contact but you could clearly tell he was barely holding on by a thread and his eyes nearly rolled to the back of his head. he was completely fucked out and you could feel an uncomfortable fire light up under your skin and your pants.
>Altare thrusted faster and faster, he breathing choppy and uneven. He had this boy completely in the palm of his hand and he even had an audience this time, normally he would've stopped and explained but his primal instinct to breed what he was fucking won. He let go of Flayon's hair and just gripped his thin waist and fucked him even harder, the bed frame was slamming against the wall at this point.
>"yes! yes! yes! I love you~! Cum in me please!!" Flayon squeaked and moaned, just barely holding himself up. Altare said nothing as he jackhammered into Flayon, he was purely focused on how tight and warm he felt around him. He pushed into Flayon a few more times before grabbing his jaw again and turning the young man's face to him this time. "Cum. Now." He commanded then pressed his lips against Flayon's, getting elicit squeals and pants from him.

>>44344466
Oh thank god, he's weird like the rest of them after all.

>>44344466
he really did that for 2 minutes... cute

>>44344302

>>44344466
he's calling out to altare....

>>44344466
he's trying to summon leader

>>44344540
kek

*POP POP POP POP POP*
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1632154646784651266

>>44344540
wait that's actually a pretty good angle for the sim altare. props to your edit

>>44344528
part 3
>Flayon felt his body jolt and the knot that was building up in his stomach burst, making tremors vibrate through his body, every hair standing up, and finally cum dripping out his dick. "Haaah! Haaah! O-ohh my god~!" He moaned against Altare's kiss, pressing his ass further back onto him. His breath finally broke and he fell back onto the pillow he laid on, shuddered breathing and panting as Altare slammed his hips into his.
>Altare thrusted a few more times before his own climax hit and he dug his nails into Flayon's skin. He could feel himself filling up Flayon with his cum and hear his own heart beating out of control. Flayon sighed and shivered from the warm sensation, his face growing redder by the second. Altare finally let out a deep breath, feeling his muscles relax and his high coming down. He pulled out slowly from Flayon, gaining a whimper as he tried to bury his face into the pillow. The reality of what he did finally set in.
>Altare gently caressed Flayon's red cheek, sweat covered them both. "Good boy. You did amazing." He gazed at the masterpiece he made in front of him, noticing the bruises around Flayon's neck starting to show. Flayon could barely open his eyes to see what was happening around him, he was completely lost in ecstasy. however, Altare was still very much back on earth.
>Altare sat up straight and stared directly at you, dragging his eyes across your figure. you gulped nervously at what your boss could possibly say, would you be fired? or even disappeared? he's made a few people disappear and you'd to be one of those unfortunate few. Altare let out a sly yet tired laugh. "So, anon do you want to join us?"

>>44344426
>>44344528
>>44344606
nta but hot...

>>44344131
It's probably because bettel is talking about himself and not wanting to be fat, not just making jokes about random characters

>>44344606
Ayo yum
Use rentry next time though.

>>44344426
>>44344528
>>44344606
ToT ty for food, rentry is a good idea I agree

>>44344606
this some good shit anon thank you for the food

>>44344426
>>44344528
>>44344606
UOHHHH thank u anon chu

>>44344669
>>44344738
>>44344781
>>44344813
ty anons i really appreciate it idk what rentry is, i'm just a sporadic lurker orz

>>44344426
>>44344528
>>44344606
this makes me fucking sick
a job well done anon

>>44344893
https://rentry.org/
it's for mucho texto

kek bettel farming fanarts. hot

>>44344606
thank u anon

>>44344893
It's good for long stuff like fics if you don't want to post them to places that can be searched up
This Bettel/Axel one is an example
https://rentry.org/euaw6

Nice brotuber you got there

>>44345139
The laughing and laughing + pointing, and the looking left and looking right are completely different emotes. The panic ones should just be one.

>>44345161
N-Nice... oh-ooaaahhh... my baalls aauuuugghhh ...

>>44345213

>>44344466
Seriously though leader, when are you going to fuck this man?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpHTP5Zj82c

>>44344466
Yes to Altare or other possible protagonist koreans maybe

>>44345139
they're fillers until gets new ones who cares

>>44345201
They're not "completely different" emotes. The two laughing ones are exactly the same, just one is zoomed in, the other one only changes the eyes.

>>44345140
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FIC
W HY HAS IT BEEN HDIDEN

melly might be a little too infatuated with bettel

>>44345025
>>44345140
god sent thanks so much orz
>>44345014
>>44345109
it's no problem

>>44345322
One is simply laughing, other is laughing at Bettel in particular.

>>44345330
it was posted around the time that altare originally said bettep had a meeting with HR around debut

>>44345322
Retard.

IT'S HAPPENING

Hakka is dying inside..

Hakka couldn't handle this wedding and left

>ex-wife walks away stomping
LMFAO

>Bella bolted out of the ceremony in rage to attack a trash can
KINO

>>44344426
>>44344528
>>44344606
Am that anon, super great job, thank you very much. Perfect. What a lovely situation at there end, where the "offer" is more like a demand that I wouldn't DARE refuse

Bettelyumes in shambles

Is Mortimer going to suddenly die an untimely death?

>setting up shinri with the ex-wife
this telenovela is great

>>44345582
:)

Is that fucking Scarle?

>>44345582
hope so kek, the "trying to kill sims" arc is usually hilarious

>>44345594
That money is coming home, no matter what

>>44345628
who?

>>44345628
Who?

>>44345492
>>44345503
Hakka... Don't worry you are playing the divorce simulator soon

THIS FUCKING CLOWN'S TIMING IS AMAZING

>>44345140
WHAT ELSE DID I MISS

>>44345140
holy shit

>>44345562
i wouldn't refuse either and thanks it was fun to type up, let me know if you want something else

KEK he really looks fat af

Oh god, I just realized simsBettel looks like Jeffery Star

This maniac

>>44345861
doxxsister.....

This is crazy

>>44345904
KEK

>>44345904

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

this is just evil

holy shit

>>44345904
kek

how is bettel the world's greatest entertainer? he's too powerful

I want to know what it's like to find something so funny I slam my desk

>>44345950
Yes :3

Bettel out here stealing money and parents away from children

>>44345950
YES!!!!!!!! KISSKISS FOR FLAYFLAY!!!! MWAH MWAH

>>44345140
If this were the punishment Magni would defy Altare constantly. Which he does do actually- ohh....

Fucking sick. Now their children might become batmen.

learning from froot i see

to anyone that plays the sims, will the kids die without an adult in their household?

>>44345799
Glad you found it fun! I wouldn't ever want to pressure you to write anything, but if you really wanted to write/ wanted some inspiration I could happily provide

>>44346064
kids can't die, they get taken away by authorities

>>44346064
The eldest brother I think his name is Alex hes an adult so it's fine.

>>44345971
Bettel… think of the children…

>>44346068
please provide! that was the first fic i wrote in over 10 years and it didn't feel like a slog to get through

>>44345140
The feeling of surprised happiness I get when I see this link posted fucks me up everytime. ;w;

>>44346179
>Not my problem

Now I want the old couple to get together again

>>44346276
Anon….tisker…

>>44346276
It's really good, anon... don't stop writing

He hit the jackpot and he's going to piss it all away. It's always the same.

>>44346655
so the setlist will be jp songs huh. not really a surprise

>>44346655
Isn't he only singing 3 songs?

>>44346655
>archived karaoke so probably good jp "songs" but going to have the awful instrumentals

>>44346710
No
He mentioned that he wasn't sure if it was worth having it unarchived if there were only two songs that couldn't be archived, out of the whole list

axel has no chance to place high at the vsaikyou. the ping will fuck it up. i hope he uses this chance to start networking and maybe do what robert is doing but with VSPO chuba,

>>44346820
Why would you want Axel to be like Roberu?

>>44346864
He meant spreading his connections, anonchama. Hal is a kingpin there.

>>44346189
Hmm, is this too vague/openended? Bettel revealed earlier that he is actually very neat and organized, prompting the joke that he is a malewife and that hes going to flip out when he sees Magni's living conditions. Maybe Magni will "convince" Bettel that he just isn't up to the life of an adventurer, and that hes much more suited to being the guild "maid"
Sorry if I went too crazy there, if you just wanted like, a character pairing feel free to like, ignore the scenario stuff!

>>44346655
at least i won't feel bad i baked the thread with a shitpost instead of him

>>44346820
>spoiler
that's already Astel

>>44347066
kek well bettel's live anyway

KEK

>>44347154
I'M ON THE TELLY

>>44347174
YOURE FUCKING DEAD

>>44347223
NOOOOOOOOO

getting a little too meta there, dude

>>44346955

bettel HATES flayon

>>44347339
Nice! Blessed writinganon!

i like magni.

i miss magni

>Puts the female to clean the house

>you know that feeling when characters from last season and the new season meet?
>and then things are starting to make sense
He's starting to go meta.
Mortimer is just Vesper, Bella is Altare. Bettel and Shinri are ganging up to destroy their home...

i hate magni.

im indifferent to magni

i love magni.

i dislike magni

i have no idea what started this magni chain

i rape magni.

i am magni

magni

Magni...

dezmond

magni magni magni

bj maggins

dezmond.

Mag

I clip Magni

what is going on

>>44347747
Maguni

>>44347747
magni

>>44347747
magni

maguni

>>44347747
magni dezmond

magni sex

magni buttpregnant

magni vore

>>44347747
knot maguni

the great

>>44347747
mag protocol 66

/MANS/ - Magni's Allies, Nemesis and Supporters

magni is the only good tempus

URUSAI!!!

magni is the only tempus

magni is the only tempus

>>44347896
magni bonk

magmo

>>44347834
magni cock vore

hmmm

ok guys, you can stop now.

magni is the tempus

maguni milk

mag dumpy

>>44347965
Magni?

マグ二

>>44347973
milking the fingers of magni's gloves like an udder!

>>44347990

>>44348023
Milking magmites, the legs are actually udders

bettel is into dilfs too? hot

Is it weird that I can only see Magni as Magni and anyone else as Magni just seems completely bizarre to me?

>>44348129
I'm having a stroke reading this and cannot decipher it

Best Sims series

>>44348129
yes, that's the point of how cover make their chuubas

>>44348129
uhhh thats how identities work anon?

>>44348044
If Magmites milk Magni...is there some kind of milk compounding process to make copium? Like it has to be processed in the body of a Magmite to reach a higher state of purification?
(And by purification I mean degeneracy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKR_UQbf0uQ#t=47m28

>>44348218
Cursed.

Bettel is the funniest person in all of holopro. There, I said it.

I can’t stop thinking of a scenario where Magni invents potions that causes the boys bodies to inflate. Turning their masculine bodies into nothing but a round ball of air!! The boys would probably be completely helpless and at the mercy of the great Magni Dezmond!

>>44348218
>Are ya winning, son?

>>44348261
Magni fucks the magmites and the magmite body processesses his cum to be an incredient for copium, yes

>>44348112
He truly is Almond's son...

please MAG responsibly

>>44348238
>>44348228
>>44348179
Good to know, I ask this because the sudden influx of Magni posts is probably because of a certain someone streaming. Which just doesn't feel the same to me, that's all.

>>44348264
I agree

>>44348474
Take your meds.

>>44348474
doxxmites at it again

>>44348474
I just thought we were having spontaneous mag time...

erm.... machina x flayon?

>>44348474
what dude, i just like magni and i'm bored

>>44348474
meds.

Is it just me, or does VG have no unity? It seems like they all just do their own thing.

>>44348575
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

Benzine Hacker

Is it just me, or does HQ have no unity? It seems like they all just do their own thing.

Shinri cute~

>>44348473
this is perfect, thnx drawanon!

What about Banzoin Hakka?

Is it just me, or does /mans/ have no unity? It seems like we all just do our own thing.

>>44348474
meds

>>44348727
this truly hurts...

damn so Bettel is basically doing 3 streams today?

>>44348654
it was different in the beginning...

>>44348796
THE STREAM MONSTER OF TEMPUS

>>44348764
Ok. Come, let's kiss

>>44348796
First time?

>>44348727
Remember the good old times...

>>44348734
that's a weird looking deadbeat you got there, anon

Do you think Magni read that one fanfic where Axel turns into a werewolf and fucks him and he couldn't get it out of his head and that's why he drew Axel as a bdsm werewolf?

>>44348892
A-anon! You should only do that after you're married.

>>44348962
Read the what

>>44348823
I miss the weekly HQ collabs....

I miss this little shit so much

>>44348709
molest

>>44348727
circlejerk threads are disgusting. please hate on my oshi and call the other boys fags or something.

>>44349020
Same.

>>44349020
I want this thing so bad

>>44349049
who's your oshi?

>>44348997
Open wide~
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41989167

>>44348377
Yes!! Use my body, Maglord! Fill me up~! <3

>>44349128
magni playing a little magmite like a harmonica

Pretty funny that this has been a noticeably poor week in terms of thread quality. Altare not streaming makes everything fall apart.

>>44348951
they no longer ride together..... only a select few would.

>>44349099
nta, i remember reading that one but i blocked out the furry part

>>44349085

>>44349241
That's a big cope, my anon-friend

>>44349085
mori calliope

>>44348962
I really don't think he sees himself as a bottom even if he jokes about it, I doubt he'd read any of that stuff honestly

>>44349241
Pretty much.

>>44349241
good job

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! Nothing to say today!!! I just really love Axel and hope he's doing well as always!!!! He's been working really hard lately, and I admire that so much! His covers, training APEX, and whatever else he might have cooking in the background! This guy is so diligent and loves doing so! I wish him the best in everything he does, and I'm glad that he seems to be getting better rest lately! Please sleep a little more if you want to Axel! Have fun on your projects and with APEX- don't get too sweaty!!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!

>>44349241
It’s always good when vesper isn’t streaming though

>>44349343
I don't like your oshi but i'm not an anti, just don't watch his streams

>>44348962
i wonder this about altare desu with those cannibal ones

>>44349343
>Trouble maker
If only, he's too nice and soft sorry

>>44349561
He doesn't need to read them....

>>44349430
Axel love! I want to hold his hands!

what's (Your) dream merch for your broshi? or as many boys as you've thought merch up for.
i want flayon's mascot as a laser pointer/flashlight... kind of lame, but functional and lore compliant

>>44349483
Believe it or not, vesties are part of the community. We should learn to live together in harmony. It's all the fault of catalogfags and unicorns.

>>44349696
Why are you replying to one, nigger?

>>44349680
magmite plush and mag lapel pin

>>44349680
plushies/nuis are the only correct answer. we need them IMMEDIATELY

>>44349746
BASED BASED BASED

>>44349696
I didnt blame vesties though just implied what you said

>>44349680
honestly i already got it with the teapot/teacup and I feel this is probably the peak of his merch. but I guess something simple like a bookmark or a hunting knife?

i want to be like those etsy shops that sell merch of the boys but i dont know how anything of that works

>>44349612
he is constantly going against management and does what he likes first and asks later kek he is a bit of a trouble maker

>>44349940
i hope that koiyume that did the VG plushies + altare plush puts up an etsy store >:(

>>44349680
this is gonna sound stupid but a flayon toddler cup. my reasons? they're extremely functional and serve a great purpose of avoiding spills

>>44349680
I want an altare plushie and an altventurer plushie

>>44349680
He's probably gonna do some voice stuff
My only hope is that none of the voice stuff is locked behind the whole bonus for buying everything deal they always have

>>44349612
Do you even watch him?

>>44349985
that koiyume just does shit..i want them to sell their plushies so bad too anon

>>44349680
this

>>44349940
wish i could help hands-on, been selling fanmerch for years. twitter has good guides scattered about, if you have any artist friends they might know someone with good advice.

Are you going to watch the adorable Holostar aviator's unarchived karaoke that is going to start in an hour?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISb39yW4WaY

>>44350093
No

>>44350093
>unarchived karaoke that is going to start in an hour?
it's kinda sad but hilarious how every single weekend shinri's comfy minecraft or slime rancher streams overlap one of the boys doing a karaoke

>>44350028
I do, there's a reason why I know he's just a good boy

>>44349680
Besides the obvious answer in nuis. Axel I'm gonna!!! fuking boil you in milk!!!!
I want a choker of Axel's collar, or like, his light-up ears as hair clips.

>>44350093
I would if Bettel and Hakka weren't streaming, sorry

>>44350093
>FlayonxMachina
>picrel flippedd
>adorable, aviator
WHO ARE YOU IMPOSTOR

>>44349680
honestly, penlights.

>>44350132
vesmachi is OVER

>>44350093
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!

>>44350149
he really isn't kek

>Tempus VG playing It Takes Two before Zetaxel

>>44350266
Anon...

>>44350037
I wish it had just a splash of blood but I love this little fucker

!!! ANIKI IS AWAKE !!!

>>44349987
>flayon fans are ABDLs
why am i not surprised

>>44350324
it could, IF WE HAD TEMPUS NUIS/PLUSHIES

God chubby Hakka makes me diamonds

>>44350093
nah I'm going to bed now, I'm already up way too late
t. euro

>>44343385
Only to say that he miscalculated on the drinks and that he got wasted out of Fortnite Slurp Juice.
God's Blunder indeed.

>>44350414

>>44350093
I'm sorry Flay but 9pm is my natural beftime :(

Ouchie my ears

>>44350370
i'm not, i swear i'm not! they're just very reliable cups that are insanely useful to clumsy dumbasses like me that have already lost laptops to spills

>>44349950
Like pretty much every talent?
>>44350247
What has he done? Look, there's nothing wrong with him just being the nice guy

Aw, no live2d

>>44350360
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1632185917543972866
I love that he always shares his routines and what exactly he is doing or going to do Makes it easier for me to imagine that he is my boyfriend right now, hehe

their relationship… is falling apart…

This is too real...

God tier bit right now

Clown and Crow on the telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WPcbDIyDVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WPcbDIyDVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WPcbDIyDVE

>>44343314
Amen. Tempurple Sweep.

Timmy just died, let's gooooooooo!

>>44350495
he’s both a nice, sweet, gentle guy and a bit of a troublemaker, what’s the problem with that?

MOMMY AND DADDY ARE FIGHTING

Bettel seriously carries any conversation.
Haka is great, but I got to hand it to Bettel here.

Was it Altare who said he didn’t want to play this game or hated it for Reasons?

>>44350459
I can't stop thinking about jiggling his stomach, but I'm not a chubby fetishist

>>44350674
The story is kinda ass

>>44350266
Zetaxel is A Way Out anon. Take your meds.

>>44350674
yeah he just really hates the game for some reason

>>44350360
I love this guy!!!!!

>>44350736
>>44350674
Probably traumatized by his parents divorce

>>44350674
He already played it

>>44350686
It's literally couple's counseling portrayed as a puzzle adventure.

>>44350674
I don't know if he ever gave an actual reason beyond he thought the story was meh, might have some memories tied to it

>>44350674
the story is shitty

Anyways, have a great time with Hakka and Flayon's streams.
Eurobros are going to sleep, and so am I.

all the bettelions in the chat don't know that hakka is the ultimate malewife

>>44350674
It has anti-trans propaganda

KEK HAKKA

>>44349680
>>44349746
This. I want a Magmite Plushie solely to crush it beneath my overweight body.

>>44350827
goodnight anon chu

>I never had this talk, my dad just left
just like me... fr fr...

>>44350495
He's a nice guy, but he's a stubborn, bratty kid at the same time. He generally tries to avoid trouble, but he's not "too soft" to shake things up sometimes.

>>44350830
Honestly, Hakka would fit the wife way better, the husband is bit of a pathetic whimp.

>I never got the talk my dad just left
oof

>>44350753
i wonder if his parents are together or not, it would check out if they weren’t actually

>>44350495
He's really nice, all his assholery is kayfabe and that's good enough for me

>>44350830
>Can cook
>Could dress like a woman, I'd get hard
>Sounds like a woman
>Rigged and drawn by women
Yeah. I'm thinking seggs.

>>44350827
Never, as an eurobro i have the power now! I will never go to sleep

Imagine growing up in a broken home. Couldn't be me.

>>44350939
imagine not being an upper-class white man

>>44350877
They're divorced, he hasn't explicitly said it but implied it.

>>44350877
i think they're divorced, he talks about his dad the same way i talk about mine: close enough to talk about him casually but split enough that he doesn't come up as often as the rest of his family

>>44350939

Hakka is just like me. He can't resist putting the word fuck in every sentence
t.ESL

EVERYONE'S A RACISTS

>>44350994
how? from what I heard on stream he just seems to have an average mentally disconnected korean dad

>>44350994
>>44351021
yeah that’s why he hates this game then lol

>>44350939
I'm not trying to be the kind of person that says "check your privilege", but for real I hope you never forget how lucky you are.

hakka making fun of the accent KEK

>>44351062
No one finds spic jokes funnier than spic.

>>44351061
In the VOD when he mentioned meeting his family for the holidays, I don't remember the wording but it seemed pretty clear that his parents are divorced.

I swear to god if twitter troons try to spin that into racism...

Where do Hakka’s fans hang out? Because there’s basically none in /MANS/.

>>44351196
Wrong

>>44351185
You expect a bunch of faggots to watch obscure anime boy streamers?

that indignant “HAKKA!!!” kek

Apparently for those that grew up with divorced parents It Takes Two comes across as really simplistic and condescending, like it was written by someone that just hated their parents

>>44350024
I usually see the Bday voice packs still available for sale after preorders close though?

JESUS CHRIST HAKKA

>>44351185
I missed it. What exactly was said?

>>44350783
to be fair, that's a really fitting premise for a 2player co-op adventure game, which is not a very common genre

>>44350674
The game does not adhere to The Cause.

>>44351252
Huh, I didn't that much attention to the story so I never felt that. I really liked all the different levels of the game

>>44351185
I think they should be more worried about Altare canceling them

>2 hours of idiots shocking themselves to death
kino

>>44351233
i know some troons that watch holostars but they’re more the “i don’t care” type that are expecting that kind of shit

Where did this topic come from?

>>44351252
It's just like watching an adam sandler movie tbdesu

>>44350674
Game is about a shitty couple going through a divorce and hurting their kid in the process. You can figure out the rest yourself

Ah, the LATAM life... I also worry about that all the time.

Make sure your things are insured anons

>>44350938
Go the fuck to sleep before SEAbros awake

mfw all 7 houses i've lived in have been broken into

>>44351432
Just save enough money to replace it, insurance is a scam

>>44351454
where the fuck do you live?

Bettel is being awkward.

bettel is NOT seiso

>they got sucked
damn, i guess they pressed x x x and y y y

>>44351496
latam...

>>44351252
People with divorced parents are subhumans, so who cares what they think?

Bettel...

I CAN FIX HIM

SCORNED MALE BETTEL

>>44351233
have you seen the niji fanbase which are the type of fans latching onto VG?

Bettel and Hakka are ruining my immersion by acting like a loving couple instead of a quarreling couple

Note to self, don't watch this stream as a safe space and escape, especially after your parents got divorced. I'm tabbing out, bye.

>>44351565
I mean, me too. Invest in some metal bars, my man... and good luck to you.

>>44351755
>safe space

>>44351548
Waaaaaaow

>>44351755
sorry to hear, at least Hakka has been through the same thing

>>44351755
>as a safe space
lmao come on

>>44351755
I'm having a ton of fun though

>>44351755
I think you are too young to be here

These boys are so dumb

>>44351755
t. discmite

>>44351936
No wonder their parents divorced