/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

this one

>>44333940
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>machitroon tries making new thread
>it fails
thank you OP for actually getting it right

vesmachi love! altmachi love! mechabird love! kiss this shota pilot for happy days!

>>44334062
Amen.

>>44334085
thanks, it was my first time baking so i wanted to make sure i didnt fuck it up

flay love

I'M SO SORRY FOR MY MISTAKE

https://twitter.com/ApriliaBelka/status/1628636508034068481

Morning gentlemen, I still miss Leader, have fun with streams today

>>44334206
AIIIEEEEEEE ZETAXEL BROS WHAT THE FUCK

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>>44334206
at least it's not tagged.. i guess..

>>44334191
I forgive you

why are machitroons like this?

>>44334191
I don't forgive repent for your mistakes you jobber

>>44334191
naked dogeza for trying to make a new thread with pacifier flayon as the OP image and fucking it up

VESPER LOVE

>>44334283
https://twitter.com/ApriliaBelka/status/1626185879135076352

>>44334271
yes!

>>44334271
YES!!!!!! KISSKISS FOR FLAYFLAY!!!! MWAH MWAH

dreaming of the day he returns to us

>>44334426
bruh. im a filthy fujo and even i think this is shameless

>>44334369
wait what.... did this really happen lol?

>>44334206
ZetAxel never gets anything good...

I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Regis Altare. Every day I would wake him up by coming in him and every night I would cum in him right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside him. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that he'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into him like an animal and slather him in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if he's already pregnant, I'll fuck him while he's pregnant and he'll get double pregnant. Every single one of his remaining boi eggs will be put to maximum possible use, he will become the most optimized pregnant man in history. I'll fill him with so much cum every day that he'll look pregnant even when he isn't (which he'll never be after we're married)I would do everything in my power to make Regis Altare as fertile as possible. I'd give him fertility drugs, I'd give him prostate massages, chest massages, I wouldn't let him go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll help him develop recipes suited to his nutritional needs specifically to increase the chances of healthy multiples. When he wakes up every morning I'll rub my fingers along his underbelly and just the stimulation will be enough to bring back so many memories of me pampering him that he'll start drooling and edging on the spot. I'll even bake him home-made lactation inducing biscuits in the shape of my own cock to help him get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that he'll be seeping out multiple quarts of blueish cream per day. Which I will save and drink so that I can tell him how delicious it is. Altare will literally become addicted to my cum with just how much love I'll shower him with. Every day I will treat him like a breeding king and he won't ever not want a couple babies in his boi womb so that he can just laze around and be pampered by me. I'll make him so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number he's carrying at any given time. His natural belly shape will be a fucking sphere but his breasts won't grow at all. Sometimes he'll even get some sudden cravings that result in his belly bloating up just a little bit more. Maybe the baby kicks can even jostle his stuffed stomach and make cute grumbling sounds that I can rest my head on his belly to listen to. I will wake up in the middle of the night to my cute male wife's stomach grumbling due to his weird cravings based diet and kicking children in his boi womb and I will instinctually move to rub his beautiful round belly and kiss him on the back of the neck which he will undoubtably giggle about with that hyper-erotic tone that sounds equal part nervous about being a mother of three and excited about taking care of our kids and getting to be pregnant again after he gives birth. Every day I will take glamorous pictures of my male wife Regis Altare, it doesn't matter what he's doing he could be sleeping or eating or lazing around playing Pokemon, he's beautiful not matter what. I'll even keep a high quality 3D scan file of his pregnant belly for every single month of every single pregnancy, and when we have enough experience with our first 2 or 3 rounds, we can go back and see which ones were the hottest. I bet his favorite would be twins, big enough to be noticeable but not terribly more difficult than a singlet. Maybe he's too infatuated with the concept of motherhood though and just wants to maximize numbers, which I would be more than happy to support. Regis Altare will grind pregnancy reps until he can consistently get knocked up with septuplets and I will personally crown him the world champion breeder, with a trophy full of my cum obviously. Our children would spread across the globe to bring joy and laughter to the masses and bring about a new golden age of humanity. Regis Altare and I would be inadvertently responsible for creating world peace just as a side effect of our unending love. I would literally never stop doting on him, I would respond to his every beck and call and I would cum inside him again each time he asks for something. Every day would be a non-stop stream of kisses and hugs and creampies and cute sounds. Regis Altare will be the happiest boy in the world and every year we will set a new world record for the highest number of children a couple has ever had.

>>44334563
ah too long. sorry that happened to you

>>44334563
t. dickless human

>>44334563
Based

Axel wants to play Valheim... Please someone play with the poor puppy........

>>44334563
you are fucking sick

>>44334206
Guess i will have to save it, considering some of the Zetaxel stuff was getting erased for some reason

>>44334563
i’m the ojisan trying desperately to knock up my boywife regis altare

>>44334497
You don't like it BECAUSE you are a filthy fujo

>>44334563

>>44334705
dingo ;-;

I love Axel Syrios

>>44334563
>Every day I would wake him up by coming in him and every night I would cum in him right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside him

I got tears in my eyes in the second sentence, god bless you paragraph anon

miss leader, what if his "next week" means next Friday or next Saturday? (っ °Д °;)っ

>>44334828
nah i dont like it when fujo ship art is tagged either. its dumb

>>44334497
you fujos made a porn audio of altare and shinri, if you had koikatsu you'd definitely be making porn scenes

>>44334828
don't be suprised when a ship dies if people keep tagging art

>>44334887
he’s gotta mean before then because of the apex tourney rest in ping is in… do we know when that is?

>>44334563
We need more people like you.

>>44334925
link to the audio

>>44334925
i certainly wouldn't be posting them on twitter or tagging them with the art tags

>>44334925
they already exist I remember the altmachi ones but no one is posting them on twitter

>>44334925
There are already, but not posted on twt where they can see it. No one wants that audio to reach them in any level wtf

Why don't hetshippers know how to hide their shit?

that just reminded me, someone posted begni making out in the tags but it seems to be deleted now

>>44335001
March 9th JST if I'm reading this correctly

Honestly I'm all for this Axel improvement era

anyway i love vesper noir

>>44335187
It was just a jokeart but yeah, that shouldn't be in the tags. They were told to take it down bymultiple people

Vesyume/Bettelyume and feeling very excited/nervous for the collab

>>44335346
>being a yume for 2 guys
WHORE

>>44335186

>>44335278
that crying vestie? me

>>44335486
this is just art of something that happened on stream

>>44335346
it will be fun

>>44335346
im a vestellion and im pretty excited yeah. they seem to already have decent chemistry with each other and could probably build from that like what happened with magnoir

>>44335486
anon.... leader and magni do this jokingly lol. it was something they did in the first offcollab

>>44335486
Almond shippers might have the worst record of tagging shipart but this isn't that shippy

>>44335631
the one that had altare on his tippy toes implying he was kissing magni and altare asked what was he doing

>>44335486
They literally did that on stream in their first off collab
Also, we can't compare anyone with this two with how many shipart they like and retweet

>>44335703
That made me cringe. Didn't that same person have other almond stuff that was tagged as well?

i get that the vettel collab is close to now, but has anyone noticed bettel is doing 2 other back-to-back streams after this?

>>44334563

>>44335731
Magni in general likes a lot of the art that could be considered shipping with the other boys

>>44335026
this reminds me of when a discord tempura posted shinri and nowa smashing face under their art tags

>>44335817
Yeah, he talked about it in his last week in review that today was a busy day for him. Though at the time we didn't know the interview was the first one since vespers schedule wasn't out yet

>>44335900
didn't magni also like magnoir art where they were sleeping together?

>Hate Vesper
>Love Bettel
Fuck.

>>44335928
yeah, they removed it after people told them not to tag that shit at least but it took like a day

>>44335966
Yeah, also some with him and Axel

Will we see the first vtuber murder on stream?

>>44336017
simple, just imagine vesper as bettel 2

Seems confirmed that Bettel is going to Magni's place for the off-collab.
Do we think Magni will let him leave when the week is up?

>>44336017
doxxsister...

>>44336017
You've got two other bettel streams today, just skip this one if it bothers you that much
t.Vestie

>>44335966
Yes, Magni pretty much has no issue with shipping involving him. Has he liked any Begni art? given that they have different perspectives in that

>>44336092
I mean, he tried to get vesper to stay longer.. did he try to get altare to stay as well? I don't watch altare much so i didnt pay as much attention to the second almond offcollab

>>44336093
man i wish i had this cope when people say they hate my oshi

>>44336145
he's definitely liked all begni art, not sure if he liked that kissing one because its deleted now lol

>>44336032
it gave me secondhand embarrassment. even moreso since im working alongside them to a degree

>>44336189
Altare had a flight to catch so I don't think Magni asked for him to stay longer. Vesper had more freedom about it since he drove there

>>44336189
hasn't verbalized it on stream at least, since the main focus was the 6th anniversary at the time

>>44336189
Not that I remember, but Altare had to get back in time for his birthday preparations. They took advantage of all the time they had

>>44336287
ahh true. well bettel will definitely be flying so he probably wont be able to keep him longer then

>>44335424
I don’t expect them to commit fully to me, I’m already sharing them with the rest of chat as well! I want to tease and demean Bettel, while Vesper is for romantically committing to his every whim. They fulfill different needs, y’know?

https://twitter.com/btb_sb/status/1632115153193017344

>>44336463
woah O.O

>>44336463
hot vesmama

>>44334206
And they wonder why they haven't gotten that A Way Out collab yet...

>>44336463
I want her

>>44335278
I'm glad vesper acknowledged in his drawing menshi stream that part of the canon vestie design is the tears, lol

>>44336580
hey, that's just one person

>>44336463
UOHHHHHHH VESMAMA

>>44336686
vesties cannot escape the crybaby allegations

>>44336686
damn vesties really are a bunch of crybabies hehe :)

>>44336427
i'm just shitposting yume-chan but i get you both have very different but nice appeals

>>44336364
Should be easy enough with some rope.

>>44336755
>>44336756
we didnt call them vesplings at the beginning for no reason

>>44335486
This is something that happened on stream dude.

>>44336785
honestly even with magnis fucked up back, he could probably still overpower bettel..

Hope the Begni offcollab gets it out of their systems, I’m sick of them together. They’re just kind of boring.

>>44336755
>>44336756
:')

>>44336427
interesting for me they both appeal to me because theyre pathetic and i want to dominate them

>>44336756
>>44336755
Nooo i am not.

>>44336857
the only one magni can overpower

>>44336927
its the small victories that count :')

>>44336839
>vesplings
Its getting harder and harder to be a vesoji with all this crying around me.

>>44336901
vesper is a mistery to me because while he is pathetic and an anxious mess, he has his anger issues and supposedly dad strenght from his time outdoors

Tenma keeps getting amputated because she keeps going after the dong...

>>44336901
I felt a strong urge for domination loss towards Vesper before his hiatus, but seeing how much he dislikes being out of control and him admitting to being temperamental made me want to take care of him more than anything

>>44337038
being strong doesn't mean you don't have a pathetic personality

>>44337121
Anon, the divegrass match is tomorrow.

>>44337136
i'm barely a vesyume but that just made me want him to dom me and then freak out afterwards thinking he hurt me :3c

>>44336692
Zetaxel shippers can also get very obnoxious in chat, Twitter comments, etc. sometimes. It's not as bad as the peak Nodoka period, but it could get really annoying for both of them if they ever do go through with that collab.

>>44337134
right but if i were to try to dominate him, would he push me away or just let me do whatever i want with him?

>>44336859
I wouldn't word it that harshly, since I do like both of them and they're not bad together, but I do prefer other combinations, or at least when Altare, Axel or Shinri is there to add a different energy. It's a bit too much of the same with just the two of them.

Pathfinder anon here, back from a week-long break to bring you everyone's favorite archer: Josuiji Shinri:

https://pathbuilder2e.com/launch.html?build=347651

Some details:
Pathfinder 2e has a specific subtype of monks that can use bows as their chosen weapons, which allows them to make Flurry of Blows attacks using bows. Using that fit Shinri's overall theme a lot more than building him as a ranger

Undine heritage refers to the water elemental aspect of Pathfinder's world, with his close association to kois I went with him being part water elemental

I gave him "Arcane Tattoos" ancestry feat to allow him the ability to use the Shield cantrip, since his shoulder-pad seems to be magical in nature

His weapon of choice is a "gakgung" which is apparently a real bow used by Koreans, it also looks like what his bow would look like when it's folded on his back

Despite having high STR and CON stats he doesn't really have anything in his kit that helps him in melee combat (other than his fists from being a monk)

SE MUEVE

>>44335187
>>44335323
100000% niji fujos that aren’t used to how Stars shipping etiquettes work

NO SE MUEVE

SE MUEVE

>>44337665
>>44337699
Duality of /mans/

SHUT UP MY UNCLE IS ON

VESPER IS COLLABING WITH A MALE

>>44337632
>>44337699
Meds

>>44337665
Saniest /mans/ poster

>>44337724
AIIIIIIIIEEEEEE SISTERS OUR RRATS

>>44337724
whore...

>>44337724
Oh no i am gonna ANTI them so hard!

>>44337724
DROPPED

Time for Interview with a Clown

>>44337724
I cannae believe this.....

fellas...

>>44337724
the sisters finally collab begged enough

>>44337724
MEET THE JETSONS!

kek

Nowa self-medicating

No... my pure nowa...

>I'm a little nervous
Yeah 'cause you haven't collabed in months, you piece of shit.
Also
>is already getting drunk
As expected.

>>44337953
lol
lmao

just a little drinky poo

HES BURNING OUT VESPER CANT HANDLE IT NOOOOO

>>44337934
THEY WATCHED JOKER, like 1/2 of tempus already

>>44337724
But my YBDBD...

When was the last time did Vesper drink tea instead of Alcohol?

He's going to need a 6 month break on collabs after he finishes interviewing VG

I'm bothered the models aren't on scale with each other

>>44337988
You see them, magni? The shithawks

is vesper an alcoholic?

Imagine if Vesper has a little impulse attack and drives down to Magni's house to crash the off-collab.

remember when magni did intros for each stream....

Autism...

>>44338009
Fuck, this one actually got to me

>>44338049
Among other things

>>44338009
When he did the FONV dlc, I think?

>swears off drinking
>starts drinking
vesper...

>>44338009
he drinks tea all the time

>>44338049
Does the pope shit in the woods

>>44338072
Didn't he do that because starting the stream made him nervous?

>>44338093
Among ___Us___

>>44338049
Unironically seems to be.

>>44338049
no

>>44338149
I'LL KILL YOU

>>44338148
i don't think he said it was because of nervousness.... i think he had funny ideas before he ran out of impressions lol

the magni formula....

vestism

Miko admitted to this comedic formula years ago

vesper's just doing this so he can take bettel's shtick isn't he?

>>44338199
ironic how magni is plankton with mr.krabs mentality

this fucking clown kek what a idiot

>>44338123
idk but I know Vesper does

>>44338342
Yep

>>44338342
yeah shtick as in his dick

>>44338323
If it ain't broke, don't fix it

>>44338049
he just like me fr fr

>>44338351
he does go camping so that tracks

>I can't stand people that lie
...

>>44338323
And she is one of the most popular JP out there, it works.

don't ever ship bettel and vesper. bettel would murder vesper

>I hate people that LIE
Vesper...

>Bettel calling out Vesper for being a liar
kino

>Job is 100% lying for money and entertainment
LMAO Why does he do this for himself this is the equivalent of 'i'm a virgin btw'

wdym when has vesper ever lied?

tempus 1 year anniversary footage

>OBLIGATORY MAGNI MENTION

Well that answer probably spiked vesper's self consciousness and anxiety

Magni is bettel's husband

>>44338473
you're too pure...

>>44338038
Worst case ontario gavis

>>44338419
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

>>44338473
>pretends to be an IT nerd who dumpster dives for hard drives
>gets completely exposed as clueless in his pc building stream
>pretends to have bought fishing gear only to realize it was illegal to fish in japan
>it literally isn't illegal
>pretends to eat moldy burgers and goes "ahhh, I'm feeling it" as if he's actually experiencing instant food poisoning
>later completely backpedals and says they were't really expired but "kind of" expired and he didn't have actual food poisoning (but still tummy hort, right??)
>pretends to have crippling social anxiety that prevents him from collabing (somehow this only happens half a year in though)
>is completely fine collabing with girls (who are his senpais rather than peers) cracking jokes constantly and belly laughing
>pretends to have been in an archery club just because he read Fate/Shit
>pretends to have bought a spear
>coincidentally he can't show pictures

>hates people who lies
>interviewed by vesper
KEK

>>44338475
ALTARE NOOOOO

>>44338342
>What is comedy 101

>>44338492
obviously not

>>44338492
>Incoming another 3 months of social battery recharge

>>44338473
Ignoring schizo rrats, he did lie about meeting Axel for the 6 month anniversary. Probably out of anxiety but still

JWU
how was the interview

>Hates people who lie
>Implies that he hates himself
BASED

>>44338529
Oh, it's you again. Didn't you got proven wrong already.
Meds

>>44338621
it started like 10 minutes ago, you are misssing it

you know, I'm not here all the time but I swear this place wasn't an anti thread during the old world blues playthrough

>>44338621
it's still going on but it's mostly vesper awkwardly laughing too loudly at bettel's genuine answers thinking it's all bits.

>>44338639
Cope harder Vesptranny

why the fuck all these posts are just baits? usual /mans/ poster got banned for posting too much gay or what?

Their chemistry is much worse than expected

BETTEL 2 LOVE

bettel has a twin?!

BETTEL2 IS A TWIN?

What a cute answer.

>>44338698
Vesper stream = bait posts
Just ignore it it has been like this for a long time

>>44338665
MEDS
i can sorta feel that

>>44338704
Vesper has no chemistry with anyone

>>44338704
What did you expect, they just started talking to each other 3 days ago

>>44338698
God I wish

>>44338698
every time vesper streams it's full of bait, the fact that he's interviewing bettel makes it worse

>>44338723
>>44338710
fraternal twin, so theres not literally two of him

>>44338663
Since its a guild interview I imagine the third world has come out in full force

>>44338723
Maybe a fraternal one?

>>44338698
>>44338732
>posts not kissing Vesper's ass = bait
go back to your hugbox, or go take your meds, or both

>>44338698
Vesper hours have been dogshit even before his suspension because it brings in the "he's the one exception" tourists
welcome

>bettel is afraid of vesper

>>44338698
because wait, it's not funposting?

>>44338808
Confirmed fraternal

i'm not watching the stream but it's cute seeing anons' reaction to old information

>>44338833
Only because he thinks Vesper is smart

>Vesper pretending to be dumb
>Bettel immediately throws shade at his blatant lying with a passive-agressive "i dont know man"
Kino

>>44338773
>Bettelsisters seetheing
Based

>could have gotten to know the boys the last 2 months
>basically just strangers at this point

>if you've read at least 1 book bettel thinks you are way smarter than him

>>44338698
I'm enjoying the stream. Don't want to interact with the shitposters. Literal catalouge copypasta posts like >>044338529

There is no possible way that Vesper is actually well read.

>>44338833
tbf if i met vesper id shit my pants

Bettel is the most similar to Axel...

>>44338757
I dunno man, he has mad chemistry with Magni.

Wow, he's just like me

>>44338877
>thinking vesper is smart
KEK

>>44338833
i wouldnt wanna meet vesper based on his drunk stories alone

>>44338663
>>44338698
I've noticed it too, I used to like this place because there were a lot less shitters than other threads

>>44338893
do halo books count?

>>44338926
they're on a discord call

>>44338911
He accumulates knowledge, he just can't use the bits of them as "ingredients" to make his own recipes

Why the fuck are they talking about his fucking brother's "worst traits"; who the fuck cares about that???

>>44338940
anon, you can't post that name here, that's offtopic rn

>>44338975
A picture book probably does

Bettel and Bettel 2 confirmed for the 2 halves of the Joker

>>44338940
Why are you replying to the vesperschizo.

>bettel was gaslighted and groomed by tempus
no...

>>44338975
that's based tho. halo books have peak lore

Bettel stop coming /here/

>>44338970
>Vesper stories
Anon... Dont tell me you really believe those are real? Everything is just a bit for him

This has the "we share a common friend but we wouldn't talk to each other if it weren't for him" energy

>>44339045
all his stories are pretty believable

>>44338893
I have read every book from The Stormlight Archive series.Does that count?

>>44338822
Fr

>>44339035
would (You) want to get gaslight and groomed by tempus?

>>44338977
id spill my spaghetti and cry if i did a discord call with him

>>44339064
accurate

This question is fucking retarded...

i thought this would be the beginning of the vesper forgiveness arc but idk

>If I was 10
ToT

so do they get these interview questions ahead of time or do they think of these on the spot?

>>44339096
by altare, yes.

I expected it to be the superpower question

>>44339045

I'd tell my 10 year old self how my current life is and get a head start on the depression

>>44338822
just like me fr fr

>>44339064
I've made friends with that as the initial interaction. nothing particularly crazy about that

>>44338626
Bettel even wrote "myself" under his Dislikes on his debut slides, so he's been pretty consistent on that...

Bettels model is so ugly. Tempus models are really that bad that you women think it’s the sexiest thing ever.

Missed the first 25 minutes what I miss

>>44339045
being born, but as a bit

>>44339084
Stormlight Archive is legit.

>>44339122
there is nothing to forgive

>>44339096
You do know the Cultare exist right?

>he doesn't understand the reference

id push my 10 year old self down a flight of stairs desu

There's no way these questions and answers aren't scripted. Who the fuck would even know how to answer this garbage question, let alone think of such an elaborate scenario on the spot?

>>44339101
you know what? fair

>>44339145
looks like he changed the questions around. i think this used to be the question asking if you would change anything in the past, what would they change.

>>44339122
It really does feel like he only reached out to Bettel for the numbers and has no familiarity with him even professionally

>>44339208
Witless-chama...

>>44338049
I'm like %90 sure he's an alcoholic and %10 sure it's just a long running bit.

>>44339208
anon... I think you might be retarded

>>44339208
coma-chan...

>>44339096
i've already been groomed and i'm getting groomed again

>>44339084
as it happens i read Trees of the Emerald Sea the week it came out

>>44339221
They played apex together on stream recently, at least. I think he is going in debut order?

>>44339203
He doesn't watch any streams besides Magni

>>44339221
He does these in debut order. Stop being silly.

>>44339182
bettle said that he hates himself for being a liar

>>44339208
Room-temperature IQ anon...

>>44339208
Just tuning in anon?

>>44339122
do american education really?

>>44339266
wait i haven't seen this edit before....

>>44339208
Are you retarded? Why would they not have questions planned before hand

I don't even know what they're talking about anymore

>>44339122
It's not possible to forgive someone who hasn't apologized and isn't regretful to begin with.

bettel has a complete package, his foreskin is intact

What would (You) do if you went back in time and got to meet your 10 yold self for a short while

Y'all replying to bait

>>44339208
How would you have felt if you hadn't eaten breakfast today anon? Just curious...

>>44339349
buy bitcoin will be 99% of everyone's answer

Are the retard-anons doing a bit? I'm so confused. There's no way someone can be that stupid

>>44339349
Its a blue board anon c'mon

>>44339372
does he know?

>>44339349
Tell them to stop being a little obedient bitch.

>>44339372
It's tourists posting bait all the way down, anon.

>>44339349
tell him to stop drinking soda also stop being a bitch

>>44339306
you missed the stubble bandit a few days ago kek

>>44339135
Vesper has said before that he sends them over to the guys ahead of time, but they get to decide whether they want to prepare or just wing it. I remember Axel mentioned he just winged his.

>>44339388
Nah, we're just full of betellions and axelotls now

Idunno anons it sounds like they are having fun stop being negros

VG birthdays are soonish
>Hakka in April
>Bettel in May
>Flayon and Shinri in June
are you looking forward to them

>>44339349
Tell him to grow a pair

This is KINO. Fuck I'm glad.

This weird tangent is actually pretty fun.

Vesper and Bettel has one thing in common that i think most people can agree on. They can put some funny imagery in their heads and laugh at their own absurdities.

>>44339349
Walk up and just tell him "Yes, she *is* interested" and not elaborate at all who I'm referring to

>>44339388
Boy, you underestimate the twin poles of poverty and schizophrenia

>>44339208
The only member who didn't prepare ahead of time was Axel. He chose not to read the questions

Finally a question that isn't complete shit

>>44339372
90% of the last 20 mins of this thread has been bait

>>44339441
>axelotls
alternative timelinechama !?

>>44339349
Stop being a depressed loser. Like, just stop.

>>44339448
Who will give them a call?

>>44339448
I want to see what flayon will have planned

>>44337609
As someone planning on statting the boys in an obscure super hero system, just want to acknowledge your work.

Nice work anon.

>>44339448
that's neat. i've seen the birthday projects. looks pretty good rn. Flayon and Hakka seem enthused about the birthdays.

>>44339457
Same here, I'm loving this

>>44339511
Time for 5 minute anime, bet

>>44339388
Vesper brings in the weird tourists from Catalog searching for bait thread material, unfortunately

>>44339448
fuck i need to get a job before june

>>44338704
>>44338757
Are you sisters retarded or what?

>>44339349
Sex, with myself
myself sex

Those vesper interviews are some of the best streams in the entirety of holopro. holly fuck

t. usually only watch hololive

>>44339349
Don't value online friends more than the few irl friends that you have

>>44339457
It was a slow start but its really getting good.

>>44339558
will this turn into a predestination situation?

>>44339171
I really don't like the little lip line it bothered me more than it really should

>>44339559
>t. vestie in disguise

I'm enjoying the interview, but the questions feel like Vesper's holding back. I hope they get more extreme and schizophrenic as it goes on.

>>44339559
Sure thing Vestie.

>>44339559
Holotalk would be on the same level but Kiara ruins it.

Bettel doing some real Joker shit right now

>>44339559
I find that hard to believe but ok

>>44339552
they'll get bored eventually now that things are getting back to how they used to

>tfw no battel and vesper antarctic salmon fishing stream

>>44339603
>>44339615
>>44339622
If you mean having vesper as your nth oshi after tons of hololive talents, then yeah I guess. It’s not like I follow everything he does

>Bettel doesn't know penguins and polar bears live in different poles

>>44339448
Nah don't care about any of them enough. Hakka is pretty cool tho but the rest are meh

THIS NIGGA THOUGHT THE NORTH POLE WAS FAKE

>north pole isn't real
What's next, Santa ain't real?!

>>44339448
I hope they lean away from totsus too they are extremely boring

Which pole did the Nazis went to after '45?

>>44339614
>questions are safe and normal
>but they slowly tangent into schizophrenic rambling
Kino

>>44339668
Nobody believes you retard

>>44339597
uhm, elaborate

>>44339719
Poland

>>44339705
Anon.... I have news for you....

Vesper going to offcollab with Santa, confirmed

Bettel's basic Amerikek intelligence

>>44339704
there's no land, there's no continent up there
where the fuck are the bears supposed to stand

I actually didnt know Polar bears werent Antarctica either until a couple weeks ago...

>>44339705
he ain't real
fuck that guy tho

>>44339733
that was before

What do you mean there is no candycane striped pole? False advertising.

>>44339728
watch the movie, anon

>>44339448
No

>>44339723
k? I just very like this series in particular

curb your vore fetish Vesper

>>44339814
Based.

>>44339814
based taste

>>44339814
>fake filename
Stop coping and kill yourself you attentionwhoring tranny

This is so awkward

>>44339814
CATALOG SEA APES BTFOOOO

>these are names from /here/
why

>>44339814
if these are honestly some of the best streams to you I imagine the girls are incredibly boring

>South Park style thumbnail
One of the boys should play it

>>44339708
Same, I actually thought the lack of totsu made Altare's birthday a lot better.

>>44339903
No they aren't retard

>>44339903
Catalogchama...

>>44339788
Okay, I will, like eventually and get back to you

>>44339916
Which one?

>>44339882
don't you get it? harry styles sounds like shaving your balls!

>>44339903
Watch streams

>>44339903
These are names from his chat dude. Watch streams.

>>44339708
Totsus are less interesting when you can't have fun call ins. They collab with each other all the time, so it isn't an occasion to see them talking in a totsu.
So unless girls or JP stars call in it isn't worth doing.

>>44339938
Stick of Truth or Shattered But Whole

>>44339936
i expect your movie report due by Monday.

>>44339922
I agree I just hope they will plan something that would be more entertaining I have hopes for flay and shinri coming up with something good

>"... gives you a mental reacharound..."
What

>mental reach-around
that doesn't sound too bad...

>>44339974
even then I find totsus to be really boring and slightly awkward

Alright someone needs to do a Gerber baby bettel edit

>>44340067
I only find them interesting in a reveal kind of way. Like 'who is gonna show up?' right? If its a weird pairing it is kinda fun too. I remember liking Axel's totsu because it had such varied call ins and interactions we hadn't seen on screen yet.
But at a baseline, I totally get you. Genmate totsus aren't interesting pretty much ever.

I'm at work, what's been asked so far?

>memento mention
i'm happy again

GIVE IT UP FOR MAGNI MENTION #2

"They have bad chemistry"

Fucking kill yourselves right now in apologia.

I wish Vesper would stop pronouncing it "Battalion". It's "Bettelion", old man

>>44340342
Just watch it later. It's gud.

>>44340351
They are both Magni's lovers

>>44339998
Ahhhhh really okay. I will

>>44340397
Fics doko

>>44340342
nothing worthwhile yet.

MAGNI MENTION #3

Bettel and Vesper sure do love mentioning Magni a lot

>>44340446
they're in love

>>44340446
he's a cool guy

>>44340417
anon fics are made for fantasy, not reality.

>>44340446
They're just like me

>>44340446
Magni is their comfort person

This is the funniest fucking interview Vesper has ever done.
Move over Magnoir, Vesticles is in the house.

>>44340446
The TRVE leader of Tempus, inshallah

>vesper knows about telefragging
My nigga

>>44337491
I bet you love magnoir though despite it having the exact same "problem"

Didn't Altare say teleportation as well?

>>44340397
his husband and his wife

>>44340342
Generic ones like favorite quality, someone you idolize
If you could go back in time to your 10 year old what would you tell them?
Top 3 favorite nicknames
Some more but I'm forgetting

gavrilo brincip

>>44340500
I thought the Axel one was funnier
>I dont think
but this one is getting pretty close to a favorite

>>44340446
>I'm the idol everyone craves
i don't have the picrel....