/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Does anyone have a link to the liquid chris pippa video

I want to fuck Rinmama

Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Geeky!
Hag!
Obsessive!
Suicidal!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!

>Shiina streaming at the same time as Pippa to catch the FAT JUICY raid
kek

Pippa is a grifting nigger

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PIPPERS

Ghosted me bros...

Pippa love~!

Pippa YOURE POSE TO BE A PROFESSIONAL YOU DORK.

i want to sniff panko armpits

She's literally making it bros

This socially stunted yabbit. I didn't think female autists existed...

>>44277942
why would you lie like that

This is straight up the most relatable Pippa has ever been

>>44277878
>Lia's vtuber trivia didn't have anything nijisanji in it even though she looks up to Pomu
>was more interested showing off the many models of ironmouse
Lia.........that's rather hurtful. At least she didn't show pink cat.

>>44277954
And you can no longer produce eggs. You are a hag (not the good kind)

pippas pipkin level is something else, I forget about it sometimes

Pippa LOVE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RABBIT

>>44277986
has she punched kirsche yet?

oh so the reason she didn't reply to my marriage proposal because she was too excited!

ピッパ抱きします!

TOTAL TRANNY DEATH

>>44277984
Same but feet

>>44278024
cope

Reminder Mori Calliope is an /a/ oldfag. She’s disliked because she’s what some /a/utists couldve been.

>>44278046
Probably but it doesn't count if its not on stream.

>>44278046
I punched her in the womb with my dick if that counts

where is the lewd Lia and Rinmama art?

Speaking of collab did that kirsche collab ever happen

>Pippa filters everyone on purpose

>>44278064
she's hard to watch cause she's autistic in the same obnoxious way I am

I love the Pippa

>>44278062
Is that a euphemism for being fertile? Then sure.

>>44277986
Inspire self growth, good health, and foster a good community.

>>44278064
I partly dislike her because of the garbage she hangs out with.

>>44278064
More or less but also just a generally disquieting familiarity what with her being so unspeakably autistic.
Well and then there's the pretty large subsection of unemployable CS majors who made dad rock their entire personality.

Supreme autism

>>44277984
Same but butthole

>>44278024
>implying they ever could
Don't feed into their mental illness, just point and laugh.

>3k ccv
Pretty sure she didnt even hit 400 last year. If wr go by this growth, next year she will have around 30k

I love Shiina!

>>44278064
I don't hate her, but she feels inauthentic these days. The careful way she speaks, she sounds like a pandering corporate mouthpiece.

My fingers are riding the volume tonight.

This is very very relateable. This is crippling autism, you overanalyze social interactions

>>44278176
severe Pipkin

I can't fix her.

Is it true?

>>44278221
She's going to be seething that her feet stream got double her birthday stream

>>44278221
Stop with the numberfagging. Hopefully being polite about it makes it easier for you to take it in.

>>44278276

>Pippa explains how the autistic brain works live

>>44278176
Built for BAC (Big Asmongold Cock).

pipkin levels: overwhelming

>>44278221
>she didn't hit 400 in 2022
Based dementia-riddled oji-san

>Pippa’s drawing like Haachama
Are we about to get the peppeloni of Pippa rants?

>>44278302
it will be soon!

What the fuck is this?

>>44278348
autism

I wanna manhandle Pippa...

This is so silly. Is this how socially awkward people think?

Did Pippa literally have no plan or setup for this? You should prepare something for a stream like this.

what is it with autistic girls and trying to draw weird concepts

I LOVE MY WIFE SHIINA!

>>44278154
at the very least her current community will always be better than a twitter troon community.

>>44278369
yes

>>44278369
yes anon

>>44278348
A severe case of autism. I thought mine was bad.

>>44278369
yes, this is classic

>>44278348
she's autistic, please understand.

>>44278302
No

>>44278369
yes, we see social interaction like chess or something

>>44278369
Go explode.

>>44278154
She did.

THE SCHIZOS OF PHASE-CONNECT
Lia’s Light (by Pure Flakes) and HENRIFIRE (by Ikari Henri)
In commemoration of Pipkin Pippa's birthday
Totally related to Phase Vtubers Ashelia Rinkou and Pipkin Pippa
https://twitter.com/IkariTenri/status/1630173251354652673
https://www.captiongenerator.com/v/2286441/the-schizos-of-phase-connect-(lia's-lighthenrifire)

FLAKES: So many times out there
I've watched Vtubers out there
Of Oshis and their fans enjoying the night.
They had a kind of glow around them
It almost looked like Heaven’s light.
I knew I'd never know
This parasocial glow
Though I might wish with all my might.
No boy as depressed as I
Was ever meant for Phase’s light.
But suddenly an Angel embraced me,
Her name, Ashelia Rinkou...
I dare to dream that she
Was sent by God to me.
And as I draw my fanarts tonight
Phase-Connect Unity seems so bright
For I know, and love, LIA’S LIGHT!…

/vt/: Who are we?
Hololive fans!
Fuck Nijisanji
And fuck VShojo even more!
Nyanners is a traitor,
And Kson is an even bigger traitor!
Veibae and Luxiem should die
Ogey rrat

HENRI: Holy Neuro-sama
You know I’m your most pious fan
Of my goslinging I’m justly proud
(/vt/: YAGOO IS BEST GIRL!)
HENRI: Sacred Neuro-sama
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, normie, fleshtuber watching crowd
(Fuck Pokimane, fuck ethots)
Then why I still see Pippa here,
Why her Pipkin is in my mind
Why her cute eyes still scorch my soul?
(Pippa is based, Pippa is based)
The pain of getting banned again
Is making me LOSE my fucking brain,
And the meds don’t even work again!
(What a schizo! What a schizo!)

YOU BANNED ME!
YOU C*CKED ME!
YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME!
(*grabs pippanties*)
YOU KEK’D ME
YOU BUCKED ME
AND YOU HAVE BROKEN ME!
(*/vt/ reappears*)

It's not my fault (MEA CULPA!)
It is Xalabussy! (GET A TULPA!)
That f*g was the one who set me aflame! (STAY OUT OF /PCG/!)
I protected her (WHAT A RETARD!)
But I said Carried, (WHAT A LOLCOW!)
AND NOW I’M SEVERELY FUCKING DEPRESSED!
(STOP SHITTING UP THE BOARD!)

My beloved yabbit,
You’re still posting your based memes
While I watch you torture my cock and balls!
DESTROY PIPKIN PIPPA!
LET PHASE AND VTUBERS GO TO HELL!
If you won't be my own Oshi again...

(song pauses, Chase knocks on the door)
CHASE: Henri, every Phase Friend blocked us on Twitter.
HENRI: (speaking) The fuck?
CHASE: And Kiwifarms fucked my ass. I’m offline.
HENRI: But how? I... Never mind. The war is not lost!
I'll have her! I'll have her even if it takes A BILLION ALTS!

(song resumes)
HELLFIRE
PINK FIRE
NOW YABBIT, IT'S YOUR TURN!
CHOOSE ME OR AN HERO
UNBAN ME OR YOU'LL BURN!
(*burns pippanties*)

YAGOO have mercy on you…
(YOUR OSHI HATES YOU!)
YAGOO have mercy on Me…
(MOVE ON DUDE!)
But Pipkin will be mine…
Or she
WILL.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>you're so amazing I will die for you
The lives of capipis hangs on who triggers Pippa's gosling too much.

>>44278385
trying to get around difficulty regarding verbal communication

terminal pipkin

>>44278369
Yes.

Life's hard.

>>44277986
>foster a good community
>the community is proud about killing trans people

...

>>44277878
Lumi should stop using the awful Veibae model and go back to using her original model.

>>44278369
yes
speaking from experience

>>44278383
fat_controller.jpg

>>44278385
She's trying to give you a peek into her mind. It's sweet!

>>44277942
She raided Pippa already

>>44278437
That's a good way to put it. You gotta think 5 steps ahead and 10+ if it is someone who you think cares what you say.

>>44278502
that's good

>>44278490
And I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>44278502
based

>>44278369
yes. this is how I think

I think Pippa might be slightly neurodivergent

>>44278502
>the community is proud about killing trans people
this is a good thing

>>44278502
sounds like a good community, goal achieved

>>44278369
Anon I once did a practice run of ordering pizza on the phone so convincingly everyone thought I had ordered pizza. Then I actually called the pizza place.

she's just like me fr

Airi is GFE

>>44278502
41%
Rookie numbers

so... was it asmong?

>>44278502
I love this community

>>44278502
i love this community so much

>>44278369
I still get my mom to write me work emails, and my sister to schedule appointments over the phone.

>>44278502
they honestly don't need my help.

>>44278058
Tonight is a night for celebration, anon. There will be plenty of time for hate later.

my little sister cant be this autistic

>>44278502
sounds good to me

>>44278579
lmfao that's fucking great, literally a comedy a skit

Pippa numberfagging!

Please tell me this isn't actually how autistic people think I think like that and I don't wanna be autistic

>>44278369
yep

>>44278654
at least she's self aware

>>44278639
>and my sister to schedule appointments over the phone
I dont remember typing this

>>44277954
no she’s not.
she never said anything political, just made edgy remarks.

>>44278579
oh shit

Pippa Groomerkin...

>>44278502
you posted two statements that are the same

>>44278645
this, they are chemically imbalanced to say the least, they are their own worst enemy

>menhera about being smaller
>menhera about being bigger

>>44278490
The Pippa cannot drown herself if you disable her feet.

>>44277986
Almost there, Pipps.
>>44278502
She is making her dream come true!!1!

>>44278579
You're literally me except I have no one to order pizza for.

autistic rabbit

>>44278669
this is more social awkwardness than autism

>>44278502

>>44278669
This is more just anxiety and massively overthinking every interaction.

>>44278502
>community wants to remove child molesters
i couldn't love this community any more

Any more PC wallpapers?

"Mo viewers Mo problems"
- Notorious RAT

I love how Pippa starts her birthday stream by sperging out

>100view
Pippa you are only a 4view. A 100view would have
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000ccv. There is no way anyone could have those numbers

>Asmon calls Pippa as a surprise
>Pippa picks up the call
>”yo Pipkin! Gotta say, I’m actually a big fan. You’re doing great things standing up to dipshits trying to police content creators.”
>Pippa is silent for a minute
>Pippa screeches so loud she busts blood vessels in her throat
>farts directly into the mic
>hangs up
>goes into the shower without turning on the water
>begins to cry

>>44278794
Yeah it's great

Pippa makes me want to drink soda

>>44278502
Vtweeters specifically.
https://files.catbox.moe/qrenuu.mp4

>>44278502
>trans
>people

>>44278779
>1000x533
What the hell kind of monitor is that?

>>44278579
I used to do this all the time, then I somehow actually became social. I don't know how it happened.

>>44278815
>real

>>44278579
I used to be so happy that I got my familys regular fish and chips order down right. Then one time we had a guest over and we had to change it up slightly and I borderline freaked out. It was made worse by the fact that the guy who answered the phone recognized my voice and was asked if I wanted the usual and I had to say no and then order something different and also that the guest's request of what they wanted was really unspecific and wasn't quite a thing that just existed on the menu directly and oh god fuck them.

>>44278579
you’re me

>>44278826
Same, but if I do it my ojisan body will die.

>>44278815
realistic

Twitchcon destroyed EN

>>44278064
I like her roommates art and her music is good, but her hanging out with the most annoying anitubers urks me, and the fact that she made a joke about cucking her fans rubs me the wrong way. If you're making money from those people, why insult them? I get that she isn't a gfe streamer, but at the same time it feels kinda tone-deaf.

>>44278815
I think she just wouldn't make noise, like with the Jim call.

>>44278859
old smartphone, sorry

>pippa gonna talk about her furry convention times

>>44278828
kek

>>44278905
It's weird to think that is real pippa, like some squeak toy that if you were to speak to in person they would text you instead of actually talking to you even though you're right in front of them.

>>44278899
>tone-deaf
Just like her music

>>44278826
I'm drinking soda RIGHT NOW!

>>44278502

SHE'S SO AUTISTIC AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>44278815
she just was really shy when she called into the weather mans stream

>>44278899
>tone-deaf
its all coming together

>>44278999
>>44278968
gap moe pippa

Pippa...

shes just like me fr

I love how one of Pippa's trait is consuming. She is the most american vtuber ever.

Pretty crazy that she's almost at 170k already, the feet stream wasn't even that long ago

Was it a furry convention?

>>44278461
oh yeah
I would not say they are the only "true trans". By actual trans people I mean those with fucked up brains, not those socially deluded so to speak. About the decent trans people not being the norm, I think they kinda are, but they also have a higher concentration of lunatics due to comorbidity, and they are socially incentivized to be loud.

pipkin...

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

Pippa

>>44279067
Almost certainly.

This is why I only go to cons that have a bar. Its a lot easier when you've had a couple drinks.

pippa...

>pippa just sits at a chair near the bathroom
>lia straight up has a meltdown on the floor
What one is better? Is this why Pippa doesn't go to the Phase events much unlike Lia?

>>44279067
>>44278916
probably, she was pretty hesitant in describing it

I need to protect her.

Does anyone have a link to that news reporter talking about the danger of nintendo streetpass, because they could be like, in your house

I can fix her bros.

>>44278639
Thank God I'm not alone

>>44279067
you know damn well she's gone to a ponycon or two.
And maybe one of those horse figures con

>>44279141
You cannot.

>>44279062

PIPPA PITS AT 200K!!!!

Happy Birthday Pippa
t. snacker

>>44278639
Bro..... that's a bit much

>>44279141
Not if I fix her first

>>44277954
What's wrong with grifting?
Seriously

The Panko GFE...

>>44279104
its true. you don't need a lot either

>>44279169
December 20th. Two months from 100k to 170k. We're getting pits.

>>44278639
Do you get them to play with your cock as well?

>>44278490
Needs a Pippa edit

The Pippa Autism...

Should I wait an hour before drinking during the birthday stream?

>>44279183
I hope the collab happens, Filian was inspired by Pippa and almost auditioned for Phase Connect

what a great service to society the fishman is doing employing all these autistic females

ngl if she goes to twitchcon I might drop her
all the /lig/ girls only ever talk about having orgies there

>>44279196
You can't really grift in entertainment, it's usually a term for political youtubers who instead of supporting a cause just use it to make money. For entertainment like vtubing it's kind of taken for granted, but still applies if you do things like force crying episodes to grift for supas, and shit like that.

>>44278502
Your parents will use your birthname on your tombstone.

>>44279272
She should have instead of being a vshojo orbiter.

>>44279274
No he's taking them away from me

>>44279259
Its 3 fucking am why tf would you drink so early in the morning

>>44279067
worse a brony con

Meet your corpomates IRL

>>44278639
Same, but with my gf. I have gotten better though, so only on bad days I ask her that favor.

>>44279287
>you can go to twitchcon and groom vtubers and fuck them afterwards
based as fuck

>>44279113
Pippa doesn't go to Phase events because
-She considers herself utterly repugnant looking
-She has terminal grindbrain and thus fucking hates the idea of outright planning to miss a number of streams
-She very likely doesn't want to share a room with thermonuclear high energy drunk &high menheras but has no idea how to explain that without coming across as rude.

go to sleep panko

>Asmongold is live right now
Is he gonna do it?

>>44279303
Bro I’m from the east coast of the USA. It’s only 10pm

>>44279306
She won't, she's probably paranoid of Lia (pretty) judging her (ugly)

Not a twitchfag but didnt someone get paralyzed last year?

>>44279400
doubtful

never been to a con or really know much about them but "twitchcon" sounds so much more repulsive and something to avoid than even a furry con.

Pippa needs to bring Lia as an escort.

>>44279067
>Was it a furry convention?
Nah. Almost certainly MLP

>>44279287
only the sluttiest of the whore vtubers do that
most that go to twitchcon dont fuck shit (or already have their own partner)

>>44279417
she broke something in her lower back and had to relearn how to walk, not paralyzed though

>>44279431
Lia sits in convention floors and cries. This is admitted.

twitch sucks
twitchcon sucks
she should stay away from both

>>44279428
I think they're pretty much the same except twitch has more rapists

>>44279428
Twitch con is basically a bunch of WoWstreamers pretending to be high spec Las Vegas-worthy celebrities rather than video game goblins so yeah it's pretty retarded.

>>44279287
to be fair though the /lig/ girls are mostly known floozies that like to put out

>>44279513
Post orgy obviously

Last year birthday was better.

I've been to comic con twice and each time I walked around for like 20 minutes and then left. There were booths of hugely marked up alibaba trash and a bunch of people at a booth trying to get you to buy yaoi.

>Cattle pens
kek

>>44279417
An e-whore couldn't judge for herself how shallow a bunch of foam squares or balls or whatever was, and she got up on a pedestal, jumped and landed back first on the concrete floor.

>>44279549
Pippa used all her creative energy on the stream yesterday

>>44279526
dont forget the thots and of genders

>she's showed us this video before
>she paused to look at NJ that time too

There's only one reason to go to Anime Expo.

https://files.catbox.moe/tncud1.mp4

>Pippa discuses AX
The moment of the genesis of Henri's madness.

>>44279607
The e-whore was an actual pornstar

>>44279513
lia seems the type to be braver if she has someone to be brave for. it might work

>>44279526
yeah that's what i was imagining, just a bunch of people who should be nobodies with inflated egos and then a crowd of people fueling their egos, and all being corporate LGBT cultists etc

while i could picture a furry con at least being something to experience as a "wow what the fuck is wrong with these people" kind of way

After going to cons and becoming exactly like Pippa, the only think I would ever go to would be comiket since it is unabashedly about buying shit.

Man I went to a con by myself last year, walked laps around the floor for hours trying to find something interesting to do, bought some random merch cause I would've felt bad if I went and didn't do or buy anything, and then left.

The point of cons is to hook up with cosplayers back at the hotel

The only fun thing is pulling socially awkward retarded girls to the back alley and molest them

I'm really enjoying getting into pippa today! Happy birthday pippa!

>>44279073
The thought of there being normal, well-meaning trans people out there almost makes me feel bad about growing to hate them with a burning passion. Then I remember picrel and I the guilt just burns away.

Aren't cons just for buying shit and looking at /cgl/'s ass?

>>44279663
3DPD

>>44279663
What does this lanky hapa have to do with Phase Connect?

bnnuy luv

Dumb Pippa cons are for hooking up with awkward cosplayers and buying overpriced shit you'll never look at again

>>44279663
and that's to fuck a cosplayer

>>44279712
Me but with trannies i would (hate)fuck

phasecon when

Reminder that it was Kson's surprise move at AX that turned him into a madman obsessed with Pippa.

>>44279712
Don't. Misplaced empathy is one of our biggest weaknesses. "Normal, well-meaning trannies" simply don't exist.

>>44279663
Void eyes love

>>44279663
Are you trying to imply the only reason to go is underaged girls? Kinda fucked up tbdesu

>>44279777
Kson dont even know that Pippa exist

>>44279751
Bro slapped that, can see the jiggle lmao

Are orgies the only real reason to go to cons?

>the pirate ship from One Piece
It has a name.

>>44279663
Jesus Christ Lia why are you so cringe

>>44279834
yeah but is she talking about going merry or thousand sunny

The only reason I can come up with to attend a con is to have a go at some autistic weeb pussy/bussy, but there are cheaper ways to speedrun std's.

>>44279663
Every time I see this it's like watching a sheep dancing around in a wolves den and I freak the fuck out

>>44279834
Going m-ack!

>>44279663

>>44279831
Any capipis want to get together to go to a con sometime.

>>44279809
The best phase connect girls were groomed.
If you aren't grooming you won't get one to yourself.

>>44279663
i dont hear it

>>44279834
lol look at this nerd.

>>44279712
Never feel guilt for feeling a particular way. Just channel it towards trans rights activists, specially the troons among them.

-Cons that are worth it: /tg/ ones, because the nature of the beast means you can actually directly and actively interact with the subject matter and community. Pretty much any game being sold there will have someone running it or explaining it, and you get actual exclusivity there.

-Arms industry ones. Cause all that money made from blowing up kids FUCKS. If you're a down on your luck tech kiddie go into defense just for the cons.

-Gambling/arcade machine ones. See above minus the dead kids.

>>44279695
That's what I did too. The only thing I actually liked was talking to people while waiting in line. But I didn't stay at the hotel or cosplay, it seems like you gotta do that to have the true weeb/con/orgy experience.

>>44279935
how can you not

>never leaves the house
>it's very normal to ask a cosplayer for a photo
How would you know, Pippa?

>>44279929
sure, you'll see a fat asian man call you nigger if you go to offkai

>>44279259
>he wasn't already smashed when she started
skill issue

>>44279922
You son of a bitch!

>>44279990
She literally just said she's gone to cons before bro

>>44279831
Orgies and drinking with acquaintances. GDQ turned into the same thing. It's just what happens when you get that many young people together at the same time.

>>44279990
She's been to dozens of convetions.

>>44279990
Same way this thread is an expert on history medicine female psychology and spirituality.
Reading about it online and then repeating it ad verbatim.

>>44279824
Reps.

>>44279953
>-Arms industry ones
wait what? Is there a "lockheed martin con" where I can cosplay as a jet fighter?

>>44279929
last time i went to AX was like 10 years ago but going this year

Cons are good if you want to meet girls/guys with similar interests as you.

The only events I ever go to nowadays are shooting matches.

SHE'S SO AUTISTIC

If you go to game dev conventions and act like you have money or are a publisher the women will be all over you, they are really desperate.

>>44279824
Pippa and Kson literally follow each other. And Henri wants to kill them both.

>>44279753
I sometimes rub my chin on my bun when she does shit like this. She always looks confused.

>>44279953
You're right. Its really just anime/gaming shit that is supremely cancerous.

>>44280087
the problem is you don't really meet them. you're just... in the same building as them. I could meet them better on discord or something.

>>44279400
I'd autistically gallop around my house if he did

>con artists
There's an extremely nasty bar in there somewhere

>>44280121
oh wow she's cute

>>44280079
Yes actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfrjpy5cJCs

>>44280060
>Same way this thread is an expert on history medicine female psychology and spirituality.
I'm also pretty knowledgable when it comes to economics

>>44280079
Idk I have seen only the ones they do in Russia

>>44280079
Convention doesn't just mean nerd culture fan meeting anonchama.
But also, yes, that exists too. Planefags are very autistic.
>>44280137
P. much.

birthday?

>>44280079
SHOT Show is one for mostly small arms in Los Vegas. It is also accessible for ordinary people, though you should not go if you are just some guy. Waste of time.

>>44280060
I also know a lot about naval artillery fyi

>>44280236
Sorry but Pippa is busy losing her mind

>>44280060
My knowledge was genetically passed down from my ancestors.

This is pretty low energy. Pippa zatsus were always her weakest content

>>44279663
I went to the 2016 one with my ex-gf.
Crazy to know how tangentially interconnected we can be with the most unexpected people.

[Pippa News] She only eat food that’s kosher when she goes to cons.

Birthday stream?

Is Pippa's whole stream going to be her describing how autistic she is?

>>44280272
based

>>44280266
Im tempted to start spamming 100/500 dollar donos.

Jesus christ pippa

>>44280079
shotshow in vegas has real steel,airgund and airsoft

>>44280254
what kind of "ordinary people" go to a small arms con in Las Vegas? Are there any women there at all who weren't paid to be there?

conceptualize the aroma

CONCEPTUALIZE THE AROMA

I can't fix her

Stinkpit Pippa

Pippa used to just wipe down her armpits with wet one-ply toilet paper and consider that hygiene taken care of.

>>44280297
Unironically smart.

>>44280282
>Pippa zatsus were always her weakest content

>>44280079
Its more a place for small time mercs and countries to arrange bulk orders of missiles guns and armor

wdsmbt?

IMAGINE THE SMELL

[PIPPA NEWS]
She STILL doesn't shower!

>>44280365
delete this photo of Lia

https://files.catbox.moe/39gwve.mp3

>>44280312
I hope so

Pippa you stinky con whore..

>You will never clean Pippas armpits with your tongue inside a cons bathroom
why live

>>44280312
It could easily fill several hours so that is a distinct possibility.

>>44280365
wtf is happening in this photo

>>44280356
SNIFFFFFFFFFFF

>>44280365
>the staff gut
lmoa

>>44280342
I mean general gun enthusiasts with too much time show up. Walk around to see all the new stuff announced for that year, that they could have seen online for free.

You only get into the parties if you are industry or actually big gun media person.

>>44280403
SMELLY WOLF

>Stinky con Pippa standing in the corner looking at the floor
She's just like me fr fr

>>44280412
thanks for posting I almost hadnt listened to it today

Any odds of me going to these conventions goes to zero when I remember I have to wear a mask. My state hasn't had mask mandates for literally years.

>>44280365
in awe of the size of the staff guy on right.
absolute unit.

IMAGINE the smell bros

>>44280312
God I hope so. Those are the best streams.

this is the girl you guys want to have sex with?

>>44280372
I don't shower unless I go out and regularly go weeks without leaving my house. It's fine.

>>44280406
>>44280361
>>44280422
THIS BURNING DESIRE IS GIVING ME PIPKIN!

>>44280365
Yea maybe Pippa is actually the lolcow after all

Holy shit, why is pippa fucking like me
It's fucking normal not to shower, but when you go out obvious mask it
God i love her

>>44280500
Yes

I love this stinky rabbit so much

>>44280400
That'll be $15 sir

>>44280500
what do you think?

>>44280282
>Pippa zatsus were always her weakest content
what alternate dimension did you slip in from?

>>44280500
She is perfect.

>>44280500
yeah but I'll give her the prison shower with a fire hose first

>>44280440
It's a long story.

>>44280482
You realize cons aren't all in the same state right?

>>44280500
Yes, now even more so.

>>44280500
Jesus Christ yes

>>44280500
and then commit murder suicide, yeah

>>44280500
Yes

>>44280405
If I had enough money, could I go there as a regular person and just buy myself a missile?

anyone who showers less than once a day, minimum, is gross.

>>44280400
>Twitter Freaks will consider this fine dining

>>44280500
no

>>44280500
Where do you think you are?

>>44280500
Hey, Henri exists. He wants to fuck her so badly.

>>44280500
yeah

>>44280500

>>44280583
Anon covid is a non issue.

AXE body spray is great and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

>>44280500
Of course

Also obligatory:
https://files.catbox.moe/na2fhy.mp4

>axe spray
>middle school
SHE'S MY AGE BROS

I unironically don't feel awake until I take my morning shower.

>>44280365
INSHALLAH

>>44280533
>It's fucking normal not to shower

Are you people serious with this shit? One guy at my work doesn't shower and he stinks so fucking much. Holy shit what is wrong with you people?

>>44280500
Yah, what do you think

God I want to rape her so bad while licking her armpits AAAAAAAAAA WHY

>>44280630
>Was Frollo an incel?
No but quasimodo was

>>44280440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rUutFzaWCo

axe spray is worse than not showering

>last month I got a smell complaint for my flat
>I didn't even notice it being worse than usual
Marry me Pippa I can handle hit!

>>44280630
>>44280523
Kill yourself you fat retarded seamonkey.

>>44280582
I have time.

>>44280500
Of course

>>44280658
thirteen year old me posted this.

>>44280728
And perfume is worse than everything else.

Got it now, Pippa's parents never put their foot down on anything. This is what happens when you spare the rod unironically.

Pichu is a whoOOOOOOOOOOOORE

>>44280723
They were both literally incels.

>>44280500
Finding the natural smell of a women good is a sign of genetic compatibility.
If the smell of her stinky pits doesn't get you rock hard you should find a new women.

>>44280500
specifically while holding hands

>>44280723
Quasimodo should have just went full beast. Become the most powerful assassin/merc. That motherfucker was just built different.

Femanom here, axe body spray makes my pussy slopping wet. Always use it anons

>>44280603
I'm nearly 100% positive that whatever country your in has some sort of regulations surrounding missiles, so no. Also the companies that make the missiles have to comply with laws in their own country and no way in fuck would they ever sell some dude a missile.

>>44280771
They couldn't afford a rod, please understand.

Kinda miss her

>>44280763
>he peaked at 13
Based. Later than me

>>44280781
No Frollo was voluntarily celibate

>>44280602
women and men who don't sweat much can get away with a day or two but that's the limit

>>44280727
that man is innocent

>>44280774
I am more mad at her for settling down with BASED HAPA MICHAEL REEVES than for sleeping around.

>>44280603
You can own a destructive device legally with a $200 tax stamp to the glowies and 6-18 months of paperwork.

>>44280500
>sex
Sorry pal, Pippa warned me about AIDS and unwanted pregnancy

>>44280771
>battered autists don't exist

>>44280781
Nope.
Quasimodo = incel
Frollo = volcel

>>44280647
>Anon covid is a non issue.
Did you L I T E R A L L Y just not read my post and go for a canned response?

This isn't IBS. This is the vtuber board. You gain nothing by trying to drag me into a debate.

Statement: "I don't want to go to cons because masks".

Response: There's many cons that are in states where you don't have to.

You: COOF NOT REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You alright there? Need a moment?