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>> No.44264136
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44264136

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>> No.44264148
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/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.44264173

>>44264136
I really really really want to kiss him

>> No.44264178

>>44264148
Amen

>> No.44264191
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>>44264136
I realy don't want to see the HR department a second time

>> No.44264225

I CAN'T HANDLE THE LEVEL OF CUTE AGGRESSION FLAYON IS GIVING ME RIGHT NOW I WANT TO SQUISH HIM

>> No.44264301

HE HAS THE RIGHTS

>> No.44264354

Posting this again because he mentioned it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koKp20zS6lA

>> No.44264370

They aren't allowed to retweet stuff about starsJP?

>> No.44264464
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>> No.44264595
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44264595

Bettel's thumbnail... why is he such a slut?

>> No.44264604

Flayon's autistic screeching! T0T

>> No.44264659

Really dislike flayon
do not like him much at all

>> No.44264694

just tuned into the flay stream and he's already screeching

>> No.44264726

>>44264595
There is something about this face that makes me want to punch him

>> No.44264806
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lel

>> No.44264840
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>>44264726

>> No.44264863
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tfw

>> No.44264882
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>>44264659
>>44264694
Screeching and switching voices mid sentence is WHY I like him desu.
I wish I could just let my ADHD run wild like that

>>44264370
I think this is more about clips of other talents?

>> No.44264903

>>44264863
Stop baiting for gifted memberships, Clown man.

>> No.44264908
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44264908

It is ok to post his drawing!
No bitching!

>> No.44264921

>>44264903
>>44264595
i need to strangle this clown

>> No.44264950

>>44264882
>I have ADHD
>Flay is my oshi
shit it makes sense now

>> No.44264948

Draw Tempus boys with Flay

>> No.44264995

>>44264863
wait, so that's how he's been doing it kek

>> No.44265008

>>44264863
How has he not gotten bonked for this yet. Because he is only doing it in the chat so mane-san doesn't know about it maybe?

>> No.44265015
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>>44264903
it worked in my favor

>> No.44265016
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>>44264136
yes =3

>> No.44265030

>i rather take a penis on stream than anything else
famous last fucking words

>> No.44265039

>I'd rather take a penis on stream than anything else
Damn Flayon. Well you heard him. Time for dicking

>> No.44265050

>you can't screw me if I'm busy screwing myself
I see

>> No.44265051
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>>44264840
>>44264595
I wanna kiss his stupid little face and his pretty juicy pink lips *muah muah mua*

>> No.44265060

>>44265030
>>44265039
the new whore of tempus

>> No.44265058 [SPOILER] 
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44265058

Do not look, this information unravels reality
Bettel goose = Betelgeuse

>> No.44265075

>>44265008
But manechan has posted stuff in chat during the boys' streams before.

>> No.44265109

>>44265058
IM LOSING IT

>> No.44265127
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>>44265050
I WISH I could see this. Do share

oink oink oink!

>> No.44265144

*oink* *oink*

>> No.44265182

>>44265030
>>44265039
>>44265050
Can I screw him with his own penis? Gonna have to be creative here

>> No.44265196

>>44265008
Because his chat started first, like what Axel's chat does, then he made a bit out of it kek
The good thing is it spreads to other VGs.

>> No.44265198

That pig flayon is looking alittle to much NOT like flayon

>> No.44265208

>>44264908
can someone draw noircest for me

>> No.44265239
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44265239

>Flay is a Magni appreciator and cares about people drawing his mole in fanarts

>> No.44265252

>i love brisk
oh god his blood is brisk now

>> No.44265295
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44265295

I'll never get why he gets so much hate

>> No.44265327
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>>44265208
Ves said no fan art of Jimmy that would freak him out or something along those lines.

>> No.44265337

>>44265295
too small

>> No.44265342

>>44265295
ABAYO

>> No.44265359

>>44265239
Flayon loves the holostars

>> No.44265366

Clown ryona...

>> No.44265382

NO FLAYON
THAT SHADOW LOOKS PHALIC

>> No.44265383

>>44265295
The shoes Anon, they are very ugly...

>> No.44265386

>>44265295
He triggers involuntary sexual feelings in men

>> No.44265388

he's drawing the meme kek

>> No.44265390

>>44265051
Stop wasting time and give therapy to the boys, Jeff-san

>> No.44265414
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>>44265239
>drawing his mole in fanarts

>> No.44265419

>>44265295
Thats how I want to die...

>> No.44265439

>>44265295
This smashes monster pussy

>> No.44265442

>>44265295
don't care, he's not even pregnant

>> No.44265470
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>>44265327
Well, Jimmy is either a real or fake 'opsec' name of his baby brother, that makes sense.

>> No.44265514

Is Brisk soda or sweet tea?

>> No.44265538

>>44265514
it's sweetened tea

>> No.44265541
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>>44264908
>Ves said no fan art of Jimmy that would freak him out or something along those lines.
USE RESPONSIBLY IN FANART

>> No.44265559

>>44265514
Its like...kinda both? Mostly Tea?

>> No.44265566

ENTER
THE RAT IDOL

>> No.44265604
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44265604

>>44265295
You're a big buy

>> No.44265605

>>44265514
its just called ice tea up in leafland
its cold sugary teal like drink

>> No.44265621

>>44265327
im not asking to show it to him

>> No.44265632

>>44265514
It's like a shitty Arnold Palmer

>> No.44265633

bettel.....

>> No.44265644

1 year old jester

>> No.44265654

he's doing it on purpose to get baby mode, I see you Bettel

>> No.44265675
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44265675

>>44265295
CANON
A
N
O
N

>> No.44265678

>>44265470
Or cause Jimmy Noir is a real person and would be confused if he saw art of him and some anime man he doesn't know

>> No.44265698

Bettel needs an outfit that reveals more skin

>> No.44265724

bettel is a fucking fatass who’s embarrassed about it, nothing will convince me otherwise

>> No.44265736
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>>44265604
For you I can't believe mods banned this image from being posted. I think it was posted only like 3 times. Someone must've been very mad about it.

>> No.44265742

>>44265698
Same outfit but tattered

>> No.44265755

i heard that thigh slap ToT

>> No.44265757

>>44265698
He already shows more skin than most of the guild

>> No.44265760

>>44265514
Its corn syrup and tea

>> No.44265793

>>44265736
that's because his right nut is still visible

>> No.44265797

HOLY SHIT HE IS A TWINK

>> No.44265805

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.44265811
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44265811

WTF BETTEL ISN'T FAT????? CORRECT HIM NOWWWWWW STUFF HIS PIGGY FACE

>> No.44265826

129?!

>> No.44265829

>>44265793
Wanna post me the version without Tony?

>> No.44265840

BETTEL SO SMOL I WANNA PUMMEL HIM

>> No.44265848

>>44265757
I NEED MORE
>>44265742
This would honestly be nice. Like tattered to the point of exposing his arms and abdomen, and pants barely holding together

>> No.44265851

I'm pretty sure I was 129lbs when I was born lmao

>> No.44265870

He's 5'6" so it's actually a healthy weight.

>> No.44265882

>Believing the clown about his weight

>> No.44265907
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>>44265678
The real Jim Noir looks nothing like a country superstar cowboy. He's a lanky british indie pop rock guy with an emo haircut, and Jim Noir isn't even his real name, he's gonna be fine

>> No.44265908

>>44265851
Anon, were you the world's fattest baby or something?

>> No.44265915

Is Bettel merely pretending for content or is he actually just that weak

>> No.44265926

>>44265870
last time i saw him he was 4'1"

>> No.44265933

sorry, bettel is a little piggy who’s too embarrassed to put in the truth

>> No.44265943

>>44265870
Actually a woman

>> No.44265946

Machiroon #27? Yeah, that's me.

>> No.44266005
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>>44265926

>> No.44266043
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44266043

The female ryona posters in this thread could actually DECIMATE Bettel.

>> No.44266081

I hate ryonafags so much.

>> No.44266096

>>44266043
I outweigh him by like thirty pounds. It doesn't even feel fair...

>> No.44266114

The guy eats one meal a day and doesn't work out, it's a totally believable weight to me.

>> No.44266137

SUBARU AD

>> No.44266138

flay…

>> No.44266144

>>44266043
The thought of taking Bettel to the brink, stepping on him and then kissing him tenderly and nursing him back to health
It's my only wish in life

>> No.44266146

SUBARU ON THE TELLY

>> No.44266166

>>44266081
you and me, anon

>> No.44266163

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1631781268772859904
There you go altventurers

>> No.44266186

>>44266114
He also eats cookies, cake and ice cream in bed in addition to that one meal

>> No.44266191

>>44265908
I ate all the other babies in the maternity ward to prove my dominance

>> No.44266210

>Just say nothing, and its all good
KYAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.44266211

>flay doesn't have an addblocker
bruh

>> No.44266224

>>44266163
ok mane-san YAY!!!!!!!! LEADER REAL

>> No.44266250

how's bettel doing

>> No.44266266

>>44266163
ill never forgive him for jobbing in divegrass T_T

>> No.44266267

>>44266043
I got to his stream late, how much is he?

>> No.44266268

Is Bettel.....you know

>> No.44266275

>>44266211
he's on an ipad

>> No.44266279

>>44266250
attracted to the sexy demon

>> No.44266283

Thank god, Gavis Bettel is a fellow monster fucker

>> No.44266293

>>44266250
he couldn't figure out the controls so set his age to 1 and just called the boss monster a "sexy demon" so about the usual

>> No.44266300

>>44266268
a monster-fucker, yes

>> No.44266298

>>44266163
He could have said that he was going to take a break a bit sooner than leaving us for a week, but better late than never I guess. He probably really needed the break, hope he is doing better

>> No.44266313
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>>44266163
LEADERRRRRRRRR

>> No.44266324

>>44266250
he struggled with the initial setup. he hasn't eaten. i'm sure he'll be fine

>> No.44266325

AXMAG ON THE TELLY

>> No.44266332

>>44266298
I mean, he was sick... you should've expected when he went dead silent

>> No.44266338

Al...tare....
I hate it

>> No.44266339

>>44266250
He set it to one of the lowest possible settings and then complained about the stretches' being difficult.

>> No.44266360

>>44266267
129, no muscle. He also hasn't eaten today, so I'm waiting on fainting asmr

>> No.44266368

bettel please moan
bettel please moan
bettel please moan

>> No.44266400

Public shaming machiroons....

>> No.44266426

>>44266298
following Vespers footsteps
he loves him

>> No.44266440

>>44266426
altnowa love!

>> No.44266448

>>44266360
Nice. I beat him by 4 lbs and a breakfast muffin

>> No.44266451

VOMITFAGS CALLED OUT

>> No.44266467

I hate the female Ring voice

>> No.44266468

hakka has 4 husbands and 2 wives

>> No.44266483

>>44266298
he did but he anticipated it would be shorter and only take up a weekend

>> No.44266497
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44266497

VOMSISTERS

>> No.44266519

>>44266325
???

>> No.44266530

>>44266163
AAAAAAA I MISSED YOU SO MUCH NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN AAAAAAA

>> No.44266540

>>44266298
He probably hadn't decided when he would be back and just went with the flow, looks like he finally decided though.

>> No.44266541

>>44266519
you missed it, smhdesu

>> No.44266568

good on him for shaming the vomsisters. now faint for me, clown boy!

>> No.44266569

>>44266468
all me

>> No.44266584

FLAYON IS CUTE AND I LOVE HIM

>> No.44266587

It's been 2 minutes...

>> No.44266593

oh my god he's so fucking unfit

>> No.44266608
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44266608

who the fuck is myabi?

>> No.44266613

>>44266541
(﹏)

>> No.44266617

tiny babby man, lmao

>> No.44266632
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44266632

flay is making me way too parasocial

>> No.44266638 [DELETED] 

>>44266608
KILL YOURSELF
NOW

>> No.44266644

I love Bettel for his whimpering aiya

>> No.44266645

>>44266540
yeah he initially said that he would be back on last monday, but seems like the trip exhausted him more than expected and he would be back on next monday instead

>> No.44266655

>>44266468
>Goku
>Vegeta
>Krillan
>Yamcha
>Launch
>Android 18

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>>44266608

>> No.44266679

>>44266632
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm just gonna go full crazy for him too

>> No.44266683
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>>44266608

>> No.44266701

So Bettel is 100% the least fit Tempus boy, confirmed

>> No.44266724

bettel can't escape the ryona...

>> No.44266745
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44266745

HE'S CUTE HE'S CUTE HE'S CUTE HE'S CUTE HE'S CUTE HE'S CUTE HE'S CUTE HE'S CUTE HE'S CUTE HE'S CUTE HE'S CUTE HE'S CUTE HE'S CUTE HE'S CUTE HE'S CUTE HE'S CUTE

>> No.44266751
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44266751

I want to carry bettel like a bride... i love my clown and his frail body so much... ToT i hope he vomits too. :)

>> No.44266754

>>44266701
Surprising no one

>> No.44266761

He is weaker than my over 60 year old mom...

>> No.44266762

>>44266724
>abusing himself on his own stream
>being abused by others on Flayon's
It's his destiny.

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>>44266608

>> No.44266785

bettel is panting
bettel is panting
bettel is panting

>> No.44266809

I didn't know people in a health weight range could be THIS unfit.

>> No.44266810
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44266810

>bettel wants to be bullied by flayon

>> No.44266816 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.44266824

Flayandere sisters ww@

>> No.44266837

>Flayon wants Bettel loss.jpg
but with who?

>> No.44266869

He really can't be this weak, it has to be a bit

>> No.44266873

>>44266824
I ABSOLUTELY wanna find Flay Flay so we can groom eachother

>> No.44266874

>>44266809
how is he 129 with a diet of brisk and ice cream

>> No.44266890

>3 reps
I missed the start of the stream, what difficulty did he get

>> No.44266920

>>44266809
>Eat few calories, all of them empty
>Have 0 muscle
It be like that

>> No.44266931

>>44266824
being groomed

>> No.44266936

>>44266837
Siri, obviously

>> No.44266960

>>44266890
baby's first work out

>> No.44266971

https://puzzle.aggie.io/96r3S9 help...

>> No.44266974

>>44266837
probably shinri

>> No.44267004

Why did Altare take time off?

>> No.44267014

>>44267004
to support the cause

>> No.44267024

>>44266874
because he doesn't eat ANYTHING else and sits around all day with no physical activity. You'll be thin if the amount of calories you eat is less than you typically burn, even if those calories are all from garbage.

>> No.44267033

>>44267004
Depression hort

>> No.44267066

I was today days old when I realized Vesper follows Pippa on Twitter holy shit lmao

>> No.44267075

>chat is now gaslighting Bettel into thinking he needs to make a new save
KEK

>> No.44267087

oh god the little whimper

>> No.44267090

Hoe does running hurt him???

>> No.44267104

He's so pathetic...

>> No.44267105

Chat is retarded

>> No.44267113

>>44267004
>extremely sick last week, didn’t let himself recover before streaming again
>family stuff
>has been streaming like 14 times a week recently
makes sense he’d need a break.

>> No.44267115

>>44267066
he 100% supports her cause

>> No.44267139
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44267139

He's such a retard holy shit. I want tomanhandle his tiny idiot retard body

>> No.44267183

So bettel once played this in the past, so what we are seeing are a body that has been neglected returning.

>> No.44267241

>>44267066
PC is next

>> No.44267254

Jeeeeez I really want Flayon to kill me

>> No.44267352

>>44267115
>>44267241
I want Vesper and Pippa to collab if just for the fact that I think it would piss off literally every faction in vtuber fandom and also because I like them both

>> No.44267354

>>44265051
qrd on this guy

>> No.44267382

>>44267352
>collab begging

>> No.44267395

Axel I knew this would happen...
https://twitter.com/Lenny_Lel/status/1631723326694465543?s=20

>> No.44267404

4 to 14
oh god
HERE WE GO

>> No.44267414

>>44267354
omega's RM random therapist who joined in on vespers twitter space while he was losing his mind in japan

>> No.44267416

OH NO PAYPIG ON STREAM

>> No.44267433

>>44267352
And then Vesper gets immediately terminated, sounds great to me.

>> No.44267463

Bettel sucks for coin!

>> No.44267469

>>44267395
>it's a nijifag
of course

>> No.44267472

>>44267352
no offense but you sound like a loser

>> No.44267514

>>44267395
>5 private QT
scary

>> No.44267524
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44267524

>>44267354
he was in nowa's twitter space
then he made his own space
this soundpost is a clip from it

>> No.44267527

>>44267414
don't forget to mention that this therapist created a space after Vesper's and talked about him kek

>> No.44267549

bettel is dying

>> No.44267560

>>44267514
What does that mean in twitter culture

>> No.44267566

bettel stop saying sexy

>> No.44267585

>>44267560
People are backbiting you for being a retard.

>> No.44267591

BAE JUST KILLED FLAY ON STREAM

>> No.44267597

>flayon only drank alcohol twice in his life
So innocent T^T
The urge to corrupt him just raises everyday! >//3//>

>> No.44267619

moaning moaning moaning moaning moaning moaning moaning moaning moaning moaning

>> No.44267624

Bettel is feeding me specifically

>> No.44267629

OH NO RRATS JUST KILLED FLAY ON STREAM

>> No.44267632

>>44267352
your average pippafag:

>> No.44267658
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Has Vesper mentioned what happened to his cover? He said it was only missing his vocals...

>> No.44267670

>>44267524
LMAO

>> No.44267683

Oh ew, now his bed is sweaty....

>> No.44267692

this is why you don't work out in your bedroom, folks

>> No.44267707
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>>44266163
I'm so glad we have a set time to expect him back again now~

>> No.44267711

>>44265946
Cute.....

>> No.44267728

>>44267524
how do you listen to these? sorry, newfag desu

>> No.44267757

betsy...

>> No.44267792

>>44267728
Soundpost extension.

>> No.44267817

>>44267728
>install 4chanx browser extension
>install tampermonkey browser extension
>install 4chan sounds player script from greasy fork

>> No.44267835

I can never read any fic that has Bettel doing the fucking or riding after this, he would be a dead fish in bed

>> No.44267879

>>44267835
my oshi is a pillow princess and i am absolutely fine with that

>> No.44267924

bettel would not survive sex...

>> No.44267934

Is he going to be able to even get out of bed tomorrow

>> No.44267948

bettel wants to be punched in the face…

>> No.44267955

ayo this is fucking me up :)

>> No.44267956

he asked me to punch him in the face... he asked! how can i say no?

>> No.44267970

>just punch me in the face *constamt whimpering*
he HAS to know what he’s doing

>> No.44268018

holy shit these cute desperate sex noises ToT

>> No.44268029

I guess I'll watch your clown

>> No.44268068

PLEASE PUKE PLEASE PUKE PLEASE PUKE PLEASE PUKE PLEASE PUKE PLEASE PUKE

>> No.44268115

>Bettel whimpering under you from his lack of stamina
>You ride him until he almost faints
>He asks you to punch him in the face as he cums

>> No.44268184

>>44268115
i hate myself for wanting this to happen

>> No.44268224
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44268224

>>44267792
>>44267817
thanks it works! now there's a little shinri with his cock almost out at the bottom of my screen, even better!

>> No.44268254

>>44265058
BETTEL GOOSE = BETELGEUSE IS REAL
I WONT TAKE MY MEDS

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I hate that I have to stay up late at night to watch Bettel or anyone else in Tempus. I need a European member soon.

>> No.44268260

donkey punching bettel after breaking his back!

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>>44268115
>>44267970
>>44267956
>>44267948
>>44267924
h-horny

>> No.44268283

>>44268255
wrong image

>> No.44268286

>>44268255
ABAYOOOOOO

>> No.44268305

>>44268255
Did you enjoy the Magni trial run today

>> No.44268329
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>>44268224
np anon
now you can enjoy the soundposts

>> No.44268336

>>44267395
Nijifriends are never beating the allegations

>> No.44268343

>>44268255
Shion finally got what she was asking for posting in /MANS/ I see...abayo Anon...

>> No.44268342

The ring sounds like Rebecca from Edgerunners

>> No.44268357

>>44268305
I didn't watch him

>> No.44268399

>i couldnt figure out how to use a hairtie
THIS MANS A DISASTER

>> No.44268412

When Bettel exercises in public people shower him in money, but when I do it people yell at me to put clothes on.

It's not fair bros.

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>>44268283
oh no it's the correct one, newfriend

>> No.44268427

>>44268357
>Wants European friendly streams
>Doesn't watch when there is one

>> No.44268438

>no... no... no.
his whimpering

>> No.44268444

>those pathetic "no no noo..." whimpers
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WANT TO FUCK THE CLOWN

>> No.44268462 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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44268462

https://twitter.com/milkymi83671029/status/1631748673880174592

>> No.44268482

Flay-Bettel marathon sex must be quite the thing to witness

>> No.44268488

>>44268305
>trial run
Did he mention planning to change his streaming hours or something? I was asleep when he was playing Fortnite today and haven't watched the vod yet.

>> No.44268489

>>44268462
ryona vesper

>> No.44268544

>>44268488
I have no idea, just making a joke. He streamed while I was at work so I haven't seen it yet either

>> No.44268550
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>>44268462

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>>44268427
No one told me that he was going to stream

>> No.44268580

i NEED to sexually abuse the clown

>> No.44268583

>>44268399
i haven't been fazed by much he's said. i'm into pathetic losers, i've heard it all before. or so i thought. this is depths of stupidity yet unseen

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>>44268462

>> No.44268623

whiny flay is making me so AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.44268631

Is Flay's manager your oshi now?

>> No.44268645

>>44268583
Yeah, I just...how? I can't even imagine it.

>> No.44268649

>>44268569
can you stop being a fucking off topic avatarfag when you post here

>> No.44268664
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44268664

would you front press Bettel

>> No.44268709

>>44268664
I think he would actually break

>> No.44268717

>>44268583
>>44268645
By not being used to having long hair as a guy.
I couldn't too and just decided to have my hair cut.

>> No.44268735

>>44268664
I would ride the clown until he is nothing but a whimpering pile of cum

>> No.44268746

>>44268631
gorimane is my kamioshi but flay's manager is #2

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>>44268649
You never say that to the "vespling" posters

>> No.44268754

He sounds like he's going to pass out

>> No.44268758

Watching bettel's stream makes me to thank myself that I've got low sex drive

>> No.44268768

>>44268717
Have you never used elastic bands on anything?

>> No.44268802

bettel is just straight up saying doujin dialogue

>> No.44268806

>>44268717
It's just an elastic band dude.

>> No.44268821

I've read too many fics in my life, I can't listen to Bettel and think of anything else

>> No.44268832

>>44268768
Plastic bags for food and other things.

>> No.44268848
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44268848

>tagged
not like this, sisters!

>> No.44268853

>>44268832
Then you know how to use a hairtie

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i'm losing my fucking mind

>> No.44268907

>>44266971
first time joining one of these, it was fun uwu

>> No.44268908

>>44268853
Well, apparently I didn't. At least not satisfactorily.

>> No.44268957

>>44268907
Damn it, I missed it...

>> No.44268968

Soundclipanons....

>> No.44268980

his heartbeat what the fuck

>> No.44268985
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44268985

>175BPM
This man is fucking dying.

>> No.44268991

>175
i-is that safe?

>> No.44269003

bro is risking his FUCKING LIFE i'm crying

>> No.44269016

>>44267352
collab beggars get the rope

>> No.44269021

>>44268985
>>44268991
It's fine

>> No.44269083

>>44268968
i'll get to it eventually

>> No.44269086

I've never seen 175 hear rate

>> No.44269111

>>44268991
for working out, it's fine. Resting BPM would be seriously concerning

>> No.44269121

Going up to 200bpm when exerting yourself while young is fine

>> No.44269160

>>44268664
I would break his pelvis lovingly

>> No.44269176

Who is in worse shape, Battel or Miyabi?

>> No.44269220

>>44269176
Miyabi does his idol reps.

>> No.44269256

>>44269176
Doesn't Miyabi have actual health problems?

>> No.44269269

i was busy for a bit, did bettel restart his save?

>> No.44269270

I don't think Bettel gets the Iron Giant...

>> No.44269293

what did he mean by this https://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1631794191662723072?s=20

>> No.44269295
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>>44267472
>>44267632
>people would be le mad, lole, that would be so epikk
The state of Pippafags

>> No.44269301

>>44269176
Bettel, Miyabi has taken dance classes up until concerts and while notably exhausted, he managed. Miyabi's puni puni, see his birthday vlog, but he doesn't JUST eat junk.

>> No.44269306

>>44269256
No, he just has high cholesterol kek

>> No.44269313

>>44268664
>front press
I'm just as physically weak as Bettel so I think my arms would break in half.

>> No.44269320

>>44269256
Miyabi is an actual Frail Boy, but he gets exercise through dance practice and at least tries to eat his veggies sometimes. He tires easily though :')

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>>44267970
>>44268115
This stream fucked me up, I'm so fucked ToT

>> No.44269336

>>44269176
>44269176
Didn't Miyabi bike like a madman during some stars thing?

>> No.44269352

>>44269256
I am almost certain he's asthmatic bec

>> No.44269363

>>44269320
Bettel likes vegetables, he just doesn't like fruit

>> No.44269366

>>44269256
He does. But he also has gotten a lot better through the past years.

>> No.44269380

>>44269270
what do you mean?
Iron Giant was about a warmachine

>> No.44269376

>>44269293
pako knows the tempwhores learned from the OG whores

>> No.44269389

AIIEEEE THE SHOTAS ARE FIGHTING

>> No.44269406

I'm pleasantly surprised that Bettel is still goin in Ring Rit.

>> No.44269424

Jesus the shit that this man is saying

>> No.44269562

hakka and flayon are too cute together

>> No.44269623
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44269623

>Bettel is a goddamn unhealthy frail gremlin who subsides on trash
/veetee/, why am I so attrected to disaster boys? Last time I thought I was in love with a Tempus boy was when Vesper did that drunk stream in Japan. Save me

>> No.44269648

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eSRedv1cBKU
Wow Rio really is a woman
I would've loved if she joined Hololive instead

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>>44269352
Oh yeah, I remembered that staff-san not only prepared an IRL inhaler for Miyabi during his 3d debut, but a virtual asset for it so everyone could see him using it lol.

>> No.44269664

>>44269623
You and I are of one mind.

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>>44269648
>Rio really is a woman

>> No.44269687

>Paint the chat room green, no gray will go ungreened
Bettel...

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44269723

>>44269687
Manager-san, he's baiting for gifts!

>> No.44269748

>>44269687
racism from my oshi??

>> No.44269762

>>44269686
You mean to tell me that voice belongs to a man?

>> No.44269780

>>44269723
kek where is this from?

>> No.44269796

Bettel's manner of speaking reminds me of a young Bill Burr

>> No.44269813

>>44269780
Prechat for this very stream

>> No.44269889

>>44269650
I want to see Axel take a whiff of one of these during his 3D debut,,

>> No.44269901

>>44269796
You're not the only one thinking that, brother. That fiji water joke right after debut too.

>> No.44269903

Bettel fuck

>> No.44269915

>>44269648
I think I am a Rio fan now, holy shit

>> No.44269972

>>44269648
uh is Rio actually a woman? like for real?

>> No.44270014

yeah Bettel the first time is gonna hurt a little bit until your body gets used to it

>> No.44270024

>>44269762
Imagine not knowing this by now

>> No.44270044

>>44269972
no you just don't want to be a fag

>> No.44270051

>>44269972
You could look for that one clip about his preference on underwear, seems pretty much like a man to me

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>>44269972
Yep, was confirmed recently. Proof here

>> No.44270067

>>44269648
sounds more feminine than towa lmao

>> No.44270077

>>44270014
t. guy coercing bettel into anal sex for the first time

>> No.44270164
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44270164

(You) did manage to work out alongside Bettel, right anon?
You're not... unfit are you?

>> No.44270189

Flayon Selfcest....

>> No.44270203

>>44270164
I walk like 5 km each day so nah.

>> No.44270228

>>44270066
damn, rio prepares a good meal.

>> No.44270238

>>44270164
Leader...I had my legs amputated from the war.....

>> No.44270243

sex with gavis wettel

>> No.44270249

>>44270164
Sorry Altare but I don't feel obligated to lose weight for you since I don't watch you nor are you my oshi.

>> No.44270265

>>44270164
Get on the VR Boxxing again you coward

>> No.44270301

>>44270164
I'm fat and even I can do more in ring fit while not being as winded as him so I think I'm doing alright

>> No.44270321

helpless man has beef with people thinking he's helpless kek

>> No.44270363

>Honda Accord
kek

>> No.44270369

Honda Accord's going to be sent to the glue factory...

>> No.44270372

I want him to pant in my ear

>> No.44270376

>>44270164
>exercising while sick
Even I'm not that much of an idiot

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>>44270067
You stop that.

>>44270051
A lot of women wear boxers. And loose shorts make for perfect pyjama pants too

>> No.44270393

>>44270164
already vomited today so no

>> No.44270420

sweaty honda salesman gavis bettel

>> No.44270432

>>44270164
I went to the gym this morning

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>>44270164
i pace around my house for almost 4 hours a day due to multiple mental issues so yes

>> No.44270519

>>44270493
Cute anon

>> No.44270658
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44270658

Bettel horse AI incoming.

>> No.44270671

Looking at bettels chat, its actually impressive that its like 99% members.

>> No.44270675

Has it been explained why Bettel could sing English songs for his members karaoke but Magni couldn't?

>> No.44270678

>>44270493
JUST LIKE ME FR FR

>> No.44270687

>>44270493
Most mentally well magmite

>> No.44270698

wait, bettel is from Xenokuni too? i thought only shinri and hakka was

>> No.44270705

bettel's snorty little giggles are so healing. what a silly little man

>> No.44270709

>>44267658
axel will make a cover related announcement next week my bets he is in it whatever it's a full tempus cover or another vocaloid holopro with ina YABBA DABBA DOO

>> No.44270712

>>44270671
Those oil baronesses spend like the it's going out of style.

>> No.44270737

>>44270675
Unarchived vs archived, that was the difference.

>> No.44270739

>>44270671
isn't this the case for most of tempus

>> No.44270743

>>44270698
He forgot his kayfabe, donmai

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>>44270493
me too anon, trauma is a bitch
at least that way I'm still quite lean even I barley leave the house

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>>44270658
Horse AI? Do you mean him with his plush horse Narita Brian?

>> No.44270782

Bettel nihongo jouzu

>> No.44270841

Bettel doesn't know that there is technology in Elysium, does he

>> No.44270876

>>44270841
bettel is a new person(birthed by phantom)

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>>44270658
Glad I'm not the only one hoping here

>> No.44270888

>>44270841
He's a boomer.

>> No.44270912

>>44270658
the website/app is kill

>> No.44270950

>Rodeo rage
Okay Bettelheads are getting funnier

>> No.44271011

>>44270950
Soon Bettel with groom them from the degenerate ryona fags they are now into a more socially acceptable fanbase like the Brats.

>> No.44271033

My horse is getting on in miles, might be time to take it to the glue factory soon.

>> No.44271043

>>44271011
He did the opposite with this stream

>> No.44271061

>>44270841
Elysium is a tech virtual world... he has no idea, man

>> No.44271094

>>44271011
They'll be funny fucked up psychos instead.

>> No.44271173

>Flayon got a mecha
>Bettel rides a horse
Boomer clown

>> No.44271199

Hello /MANS/, anything happened in the past few days?

>> No.44271230

>>44270164
im on my period so no~!

>> No.44271255

>>44271199
Nowa collabed with Axel and Bettel. rrats died instantly

>> No.44271256

>>44271199
we lost to /#/....literallly

>> No.44271306

>>44271199
Today Magni did a morning stream, we lost to /#/, Bettel got fucked on stream

>> No.44271307

>>44271255
their new rrat is that it was a damage control collab. cmon anon get with the times already

>> No.44271318

>>44271199
Magni is back on menhera train

>> No.44271339

okay this stream is turning in to car zatsu stream and i don't have car license

>> No.44271352

>>44271230
dude just take like 3 Advils and push on

>> No.44271400

>>44271339
Car? There's no car in Xenokuni.

>> No.44271408

did flayon say anything about the strive stream that was supposed to be happening 5 minutes ago

>> No.44271411
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>>44271339
What the FUCK is a "car"?

>> No.44271436

>>44271352
I think it's more about the flow than the pain, you know?

>> No.44271481

>>44271400
Utopia*

>> No.44271486

>>44271436
oh that i use a menstrual cup

>> No.44271514

>>44271486
Wait, aren't those things painful?

>> No.44271513

>>44271400
>>44271481
They've got some backwards technological development if they have mechs but no cars

>> No.44271527

>in another life i would have had abs
skinnyfat fuck its not that hard to get them at his weight all he needs is a diet change

>> No.44271555

>>44271408
starting in about 13 minutes

>> No.44271586

Did he say "When I see you again?"
Is that kayfabe?

>> No.44271587

>>44271527
>all he needs is a diet change
And that wouldn't even be hard considering how easily attached to rituals he is.

>> No.44271600

>>44271514
not really you just need to fold it correctly

>> No.44271602

>>44271486
Man cup has been a life saver for me, makes everything so much easier I sometimes forget I even have it in

>> No.44271616

>open stream
>glance at chat
>first sight is "posture check"
I swear to god

>> No.44271627

Do (You) know who you are? /MANS/

>> No.44271654
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OH SHIT
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1630767110245982208
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1630767110245982208

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>>44271654

>> No.44271695

>>44271654
no..... it can't be..... its not towa baby :(

>> No.44271729
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44271729

Wait so, Axel leaked the team?
https://twitter.com/ShibuHALStaff/status/1631304719573590016

>> No.44271813

>>44271729
Classic Axel Holland.

>> No.44271838

>>44271729
kek seems like it

>> No.44271848

>>44271729
Axel...

>> No.44271868

>>44271654
RIP
But hold up. If Bettel is dead, who the fuck is chatting with his account on Flayon's stream right now?

>> No.44271883

>>44271868
Bettel 2

>> No.44271888

Is Flayon off his meds

>> No.44271894

no one believes in bettel like flayon does...

>> No.44271903
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>>44271486
i still use pads because im too scared to shove anything up there...

>> No.44271907

>>44271868
Bettel 2 took over.

>> No.44271960

>>44271903
kek fair
invest in period panties then

>> No.44271970

>I want to be beaten up

>> No.44271975

>>44271888
he's actually calm compared to the start of the stream

>> No.44271978

I HATE FLAYON!!!
HE IS DUMB AND STUPID AND SMELLS BAD!!! >:(

>> No.44271982

>>44271654
I was expecting a cumscare

>> No.44272044

predictions on how many pot mains flayon will fight today?

>> No.44272094

Ah so that's why he wants to fight Altare so badly

>> No.44272098
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I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! I'm still really happy for him!! It's also nice to see that Axel actually fell asleep last night- this guy's had trouble with that for a while now. I hope that he gets a lot more proper rest from now on!!! I hope that he sleeps well and has pleasant dreams always!! The little 'ohayo' tweets are very cute too- thank you Axel. Have fun today!!! I hope his day goes well, and if he's recording today too- then I hope that goes over smooth!!! Just remember to take care of your throat afterwards, Axel seems to kinda forget that part. I WISH YOU WELL AXEL!!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!

>> No.44272351

>>44272044
I'm personally looking forward to the totsugekis

>> No.44272831

>>44271729
>Shibuhal custom
Another tempus pls

>> No.44272921

>>44271654
and what are we supposed to do about it

>> No.44272938

>>44272831
Altare is supposed to join Axel

>> No.44272943

FLAY BACK ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/x2eGpu9jkfE
https://youtu.be/x2eGpu9jkfE
https://youtu.be/x2eGpu9jkfE

>> No.44272957

is this the first time we are gonna see flay play a fighting game? how good is he?

>> No.44272997

>>44272957
Smash.

>> No.44273035

>>44272997
Slash!*

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if anyone /here/ is fighting him please tbag him for me

>> No.44273134

>>44272997
but smash is a "Fighting" game it feels pretty different from the likes of SF or KoF

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