/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>44258138
he's alright

>>44258693
>he

im gonna stick my dick in her belly button

>>44258732
Based. Hope it fits comfy, I'm sure it will.

>>44258138
Who?

>>44258798
>doesn't read the file name
Mint Castella, the fat dog streamer

I am constantly amazed at her ability to stay on a game's title screen for three hours and not run out of things to talk about.

>>44258693
>he
That's a joke, right anon?

I don't think of her at all.

>>44258138
She's fine. I wish she wasn't an american and at least pretended that she's a doggirl.

>>44259576
You just did

>>44258138
I like how invested she gets into games, it's a breath of fresh air in a sea of vtubers who barely pay attention.

>>44258138
she's an annoying communist with a gross avatar, sick of seeing her in the chats of people I watch

>>44259922
>she's an annoying communist
American Woman, so this is a given, but elaborate. Is it because she played Disco Elysium?

>>44259978
no it's because she is an actual communist, californian and loves to fucking talk about it constantly everywhere I fucking see her, I don't even watch this fat bitch

>>44258138
Aggressively breedable.

>>44260021
Show me one example of this please

>>44260133
I'm not going to fucking screencap her chat messages in other people's streams, I fucking hate you annoying astroturfing fat fetish faggots, I hated her when she was small, I hate her now

>>44260181
>when she was small
I doubt that. She looks permafat

>>44260068
Amen to that

>>44259269
Definitely. And it never feels like an obnoxious ADHD ramble. She feels so chill and fun.

>>44260021
She is a communist but not a Californian. She lives in Seattle and I believe is Canadian originally.

I don't care if she's your average American woman in terms of politics, the streams are chill and she often plays interesting games.

>>44261625
>Canadian originally
Ahhhhh, that explains everything now.

>>44260021
Genuine thanks for saving me the time of checking her out. Worse if I actually started watching her until her first inevitable Hasanesque spurgout.

>>44258138
She cute

would you an actual fatty?

>>44264090
Yes

>>44259269
>>44259687
>>44261924
All based

>>44260313
>>44263880
>>44267359
do you have fan/official art of her back?

>>44268341
I got this

>>44263694

Hasan is a televangelist for $0ys. How do you not see a guy that drives a sports car and lives in a 4 million dollar home preaching communism as a complete fraud? Every single person that watches him is more braindead than a boomer giving money to Kenneth Copeland. It's shocking how fucking stupid they are.

But getting back to Mint:

Pros:
>small streamer
>friendly
>amazing at stalling

Cons:

>you can hear how fat she is in her voice
>beyond braindead political takes

Not bad for a small indie but yeah the canadian turned commiefornian is just as insufferable as it sounds.

>>44269112
thanks

>>44264090
I would a cute fatty

>>44269961
>you can hear how fat she is in her voice
>cons

>>44261924
>I don't care if she's your average American woman in terms of politics
She really isn’t. It’s just that one schizo is still mad she called Kaiji a lumpenprole in a chat 3 months ago lol

>>44270112

You can move that to a positive if that's what you are into

>>44269961
Damn, she makes this dude this made she must be based, that's a follow

>>44270157

She really is. She has a massive Dunning Kruger understanding of politics where she thinks spouting a few random factoids is the equivalent of understanding.

If you're truly looking at 2023 through the lens of failed 19th century ideology then you are a massive fucking retard. Yes I am looking at you /pol/ chuds and bunkertrannies.

>>44270251

Where do you get the impression that I'm mad? I just go do something else when she starts saying retarded shit about politics. There's lots of other streamers to choose from if one is being dumb.

>>44258138
Cool Duwag oomfie

Surprised that nobodies mentioned that she's one of the only chuubas that's an authentic old fag

>>44268341
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1748264770?t=8h55m28s

>>44258138
I wanna fuck her rm but she seems too smart to be groomed. I bet she stinks good.

>>44269961
sanest /pol/fag

>>44270670

>hey paypigs I'm a communist everyone should be equal
>just kidding I get to be more equal than you lol

>>44270840
>reddit spacing
go back

>>44260133
I was there for her Mgs3 stream a little while back and she mentioned it there around the Pain fight, not that anon but it didn't take long for me to close the stream afterwards. Shame, she was alright up until that point.

>>44270625
She's 100% ungroomable

>>44270670
You always forget how bad it is until they start to shit up the boards you use.

I like that despite being fat she spends zero time talking about body acceptance and shit like that. She just happens to be fat and comfortable with it, I feel like every other fat (indie) chuuba I’ve seen gets way into the weeds over that annoying garbage

>>44270940
just mind blowing that someone can infect an indie chuuba thread with some faggot eceleb and their incessant whining about him. and they think they belong on here simply because they like saying nigger. so fuckin annoying

>>44270908
She has grubhub cards on her wishlist

>>44270940
>>44271009

>you can't talk about ecelebs on an eceleb board

>>44270532
>authentic old fag
I'll believe it when I see it

>>44271021
She's 99% ungroomable

>>44271085
this is not an eceleb board it's a chuuba board. we talk about anime girls not normie zoomer twitch stars. go away

>>44271092
it’s super obvious when she gets going oomfie

>>44271138

Nah if I have to read the stupid shit you type you have to read mine :)

>>44270263
She literally has a Masters or PhD and I guarantee has a higher IQ than you. She doesn't touch on politics beyond dumb memes and soundbites because she doesn't want it to distract from the stream/because back when she used to take it too seriously it made her insane.

ok but what does she think of the wizard game

r8 her tastes
personally i think it's really fucking good and i've been using it as a to-watch list

>>44271274

>you have to have a high IQ to get a masters

Way to demonstrate you have a low one.

>>44271330
i'd need to get d*scord scr*enshots for proof but basically she thinks equating buying a product to a substantial political action is dumb as hell

Mint is cool. I love her laugh, don't care if it's faked or not it's so cute.

>>44271385
>he doesnt know educational achievement is highly correlated with IQ

F A T

>>44258138
I think I saw her once while browsing random streams.
Red pill me. Is she chubby for real? My dick loves chubby bitches.

>>44271115
>>44271021
Didn't someone already throw a shit ton of money at her grubhub or doordash so that she'd start using it more and gain even more weight?

>>44271421
Based as always.

>>44271471
>wow look at these stats that include animals in them

>>44258138
Terrible voice and boring streams
Shame she is like the only bbw vtuber

>>44271359
>Ideon
Damn she really is old as fuck

>>44258138
I liked her till she did nothing but pause games and stare at the screen while going on rants for 4 hours without playing the game once. Her shit fat american woman opinions makes this already shit action even worse.

>>44271494
Really fat and also a masochist.

>>44271274
>She literally has a Masters or PhD
If this was true, why the fuck would she be streaming all the time?

>>44271702

Useless liberal arts degree that no one respects to go along with the political opinions that no one respects. Typical pseudointellectual.

>>44271274
>>44271702
She dropped out oomfies, I think she mentioned that she was like 70 pounds by the end of it and got hospitalized. She said she was a teacher and then a social worker afterwards before becoming a dog girl on the internet.

>>44271794
Getting a Masters or PhD in anything useless is more stupid than not getting one

>>44271827
She seems really happy streaming, I'm happy she's found something after all that.

What's an oomfie?

>>44271702
>why would you want to get paid to smoke weed and play video games instead of getting a real job

>>44271827
>she was like 70 pounds
>not anymore
This shit shouldn't make me hard but it does

>>44271844

Do I have to explain to you that going 200k into debt for nothing isn't a good idea?

>>44271562
>>Ideon
>old

>>44271827
>she was like 70 pounds
Good fucking lord.

>>44271630
>masochist
Damn, if she often talks about it I might fap to her.

>>44271885
You're an oomfie.

I like her upcoming model, excited for the OL especially. https://twitter.com/su_niii/status/1630760906916511744

found the screenshot, here

>>44272530
>dark souls for mormons
Lmao this bitch is a retard

>>44272530

>doesn't understand Mormons either

Classic Mint.

>>44272601
She lives in California. She understands Mormons.

>>44272657

>california is utah

Hello police? I think I've been trolled

>>44272803
California is literally the most Mormon state in the US after Utah

>>44272530
Lmao well at least she's not full retard

Mint induces a weird mix of conflicting desires that make my erection extremely confused.
Also, her accent slips are cute as all hell and get so absurd at points that I wondered if it was some sort of bit, what state is that from?

>>44272998
>state
read the thread idiot, watch streams retard

>>44273143
You dumbass, I'm asking what state the accent is from.

>>44273222
I think what >>44273143 is impying is that she's from Seattle or California. Maybe even BC Canada. West Coast girl

>>44273774
She's said a bunch of times she lives in Northern California but her parents are from the east coast.

>>44270900
I just looked at the stream and she didn't say anything during the pain fight. Is it after?

>>44274948
You're replying to a schizo

>>44272530
Seems reasonable at least. Her streams are mostly comfy and I rarely hear politics come up. So as long as you're willing to put up with the cons >>44269961 mentioned I'd recommend.

https://www.twitch.tv/mintcastella
she's live at the moment for those who got interested

>>44277151
Based

>>44277151
Has she actually watched all of LoGH?

>>44258138


Fat people are morally defective and making fun of them is a public service.