/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura volunteered to take a trash Thursday slot so that they could have a full-gen 3D collab in the remaining studio slot where'd they play Twister and Gura would accidentally bury her face in their tits and sniff their butts.

Why do Gura fans from other time zones have to be inconvenienced just to watch Gura's showcase live even though the other Myth member's fans don't have to go through with that?

MY DAUGHTERWIFE IS GONNA BE ON THE STAGE! YOU BETTER CHEER HER ON!

Remember to not reply to threadshitters. Post dinos instead

>>44187217
I want dino gura to shit on my thread if you know what I mean

>>44187115
Screw off Cover shill, you could've scheduled that Myth collab any other time, had Gura go earlier, etc There's no excuse for this.

Are you guys ready for a tura stream with 300k+ viewers? This is going to be huge for her come back, people will watch her again, let's go gooobsss

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERSSSSSSSSSSS

Gura cute Gura cute!

I love my wife so much!!

my wife

>>44187301
lets go shitposter who isn't blatantly obvious!!

>>44187115
Gura has already sniffed all of them offstream... it's over...

>:3

I know everyone is excited for the 3D, but remember to behave in the pre chat or I'll have sex with your buttholes.

>>44187483
Gura loves when we're horny for her.

I think gura's yesmen are the ones making me hate her, this was not the case before but your constant delusions made me a hater, I hope you know that, you are pushing people away from gura, you are the problem

>>44187566

>>44187483
I dont use yt chat all, but get ready to see a horde of collabeggars and 3view shills spamming the prechat.

>>44187584
i hope you realize how your posts stick out like a sore thumb when you come in here as a tourist larping

>>44187584
You're not gonna leave though.

Is it true that Gura had a dinner with Aqua

Today is Goobsday

>>44187908
Yes, but instead of Aqua it was me, and instead of dinner it was sex.

And we still have a cybersex date coming after this.

>>44187908
Yes and it was very cute

>>44187908
Unknown. If she did, it wasn't the date she was talking about, because it was after a sweaty day at the studio and Gura would want to look pretty and composed for the date.

It's almost time everyone. Its almost time for Gooba.

soon

>>44187217
Gura Cute.

>>44188097
Cute! Also them thighs.

Why do Gura fans from other time zones have to be inconvenienced just to watch Gura's showcase live even though the other Myth member's fans don't have to go through with that?
Why do Gura fans from other time zones have to be inconvenienced just to watch Gura's showcase live even though the other Myth member's fans don't have to go through with that??
Why do Gura fans from other time zones have to be inconvenienced just to watch Gura's showcase live even though the other Myth member's fans don't have to go through with that???
Why do Gura fans from other time zones have to be inconvenienced just to watch Gura's showcase live even though the other Myth member's fans don't have to go through with that????
Why do Gura fans from other time zones have to be inconvenienced just to watch Gura's showcase live even though the other Myth member's fans don't have to go through with that?????
Why do Gura fans from other time zones have to be inconvenienced just to watch Gura's showcase live even though the other Myth member's fans don't have to go through with that??????
Why do Gura fans from other time zones have to be inconvenienced just to watch Gura's showcase live even though the other Myth member's fans don't have to go through with that???????
Why do Gura fans from other time zones have to be inconvenienced just to watch Gura's showcase live even though the other Myth member's fans don't have to go through with that????????
Why do Gura fans from other time zones have to be inconvenienced just to watch Gura's showcase live even though the other Myth member's fans don't have to go through with that?????????
Why do Gura fans from other time zones have to be inconvenienced just to watch Gura's showcase live even though the other Myth member's fans don't have to go through with that??????????
Why do Gura fans from other time zones have to be inconvenienced just to watch Gura's showcase live even though the other Myth member's fans don't have to go through with that???????????
Why do Gura fans from other time zones have to be inconvenienced just to watch Gura's showcase live even though the other Myth member's fans don't have to go through with that????????????

ANSWER ME

Will this be it? Will this be the imouto overdrive?

Nyo ;)

>>44188331
I'm thinking mesugaki overdrive

>>44188331
I can't believe you cut off the best part right afterwards

>>44188310
big deal
so many of her fans are used to watching vods
they all buy merch anyway

>>44188331
Probably, that previous hair style reveal was seriously full of imouto vibes.

>>44188369
fuck you

>>44188364
That's the worst part.

>>44188310
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>44188387
buy me dinner first

Damn I just noticed Gura privated the valentines date stream

Ina is going to give us a high-resolution (for YouTube) upskirt during the studio segment

>>44188454
Wait what the fuck

>>44188454
What the fuck? Archivebuds, torrent/mega please.

>>44188454
new cover policy, you can't do gfe/date rp streams if you have a loli model

>>44188454
But why.

>>44188608
retard

Koyori is gonna be too busy to watch live and is disappointed about it

I'm not a chumbie but I am excited for Gura's live tonite

>>44188635
I'll teach her a lesson by sodomizing her with my trident later

If nobody has an archive of the date stream I'm going to cry.

>>44188618
seethe and cope

Koyori...

maybe gura requested the retarded timeslot? maybe she's more comfortable streaming to an audience of 40k than 100k

>>44188763
she hates her..

>>44188736
Fuck man I really should start archiving stuff on my own now that audiobud is gone..

>>44188736
Relax, it's a Gura member stream. You know those get leaked for pirates instantly.

Sex with a fembud.

>>44188826
That or she doesn't want to upset Ame with a better timeslot. Trying to make up to her.

>>44188454
What could possibly have made that worth privating?

>>44188454
>Gura talked about the Harry Potter game
THIS CANNOT BE ALLOWED

>>44189147
If you couldn't make time to show up for her valentine's date then you don't deserve to see it

Prepared myself to work on 3 hours of sleep tomorrow by not getting more than 5 hours the since Sunday

>>44189153
You're joking but that's literally the ONLY thing I can think that would possible be 'controversial' about that stream at all. Very strange.

>>44188454
Oh shit, it's actually not a shitpost for once. Huh. Did she say anything that was worth privating the vod for!

>>44189153
Doesn't makes sense she's literally talking about it in public stream too

>>44189181
Of course I watched it live but it wasn't privated until recently right?
>>44189153
That and her barely disguised disdain about having to go to the myth offcollab and it being on Mori's channel are the only things I can remember that would even be slightly controversial (to retards)

>>44188736
>not being an archiveschizo
Pffft pathetic
give me a few

i do have a copy of it in 1080p/30fps but my internet is dogshit (< 100KB/s upload speed) and the file size is 850MB
if nobody else can upload it i'll do it

>>44189220
Ganbatte, bud!

>>44189153
First thing I thought of. It probably more to do with the negative comments and the spread of misinformation of Gura playing the game off stream. /vt/ poster was making shit up. It was just a an online test.

>>44189351
tank you

>>44188310
Ask Fagoo if you care this much.

>>44189351
I usually only archive the karaoke, unarchived and special events. I grew too used to archivebud being around, guess I'll start archiving everything I can from now on.

>>44188763
confirmed guest?

>>44189376
If you used VP9 instead of H.264 you can squeeze your archive sizes down, mine is only ~600 MB, comes with a teeny bit of quality loss due to compression but it makes it much more realistic to store a fuckton of archives.

>>44189515
No, just a good girl.

>>44188454
>was gonna rewatch it tonight
Apparently my fault, sorry. why god even if oen of you did apparently archive it what the hell got bonked

>>44189552
Yeah I probably should. Do you use Handbrake for converting or is there a better option?

>>44189683
Usually I use ffmpeg to convert stuff but in this case I usually archive with the vp9 option in ytarchive

>>44189515
The only 100% confirmed guest is Marine.

Chumbuds I am excite

>>44189770
An UMISEA group collab would be kino

>>44189552
>he doesn't have tens if not hundreds of terabytes of storage
I refuse to skimp on Gura quality, even if only a tiny bit

I'm so fucking hype aaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>44189552
NTA but aren't youtube videos already in VP9? Or are you discussing something else?

>>44188454
Must've been an accident unless she used something copyrighted.

>>44187584
Gura's perfection makes you seethe. suffer forever. she has never done wrong and never will.

Apologies for the slow upload. This ain't permanent so download it if you want it. https://gofile.io/d/ikwo4p Like I've said in other threads I don't really dabble in creating magnets so if someone wants that they'll have to make it themselves.
>>44189863
They do a lot of different formats, there's H.264 and H.265 as well.

I want YOU to complain in chat about no streams

>>44190015
thank you, much appreciated

SHARK IS CUMMING
https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1631444279242416128

>>44190103
Anon, we're complaining about the valentine stream being privated today. It's literally negative streams.

wait wtf why was the valentine's stream privated??????

>>44190015
Thank you for your service.

>>44188635
>>44188763
>Even JP members saying they won't be watch it cause of the timeslot
Great job Cover

>>44190103
No, instead I'll say how much I love her.

>>44187115
Today is Hinamatsuri in Japan tho so kind of special. I dont expect you EOP to understand tho.

>>44190442
>Gura made Cover staff work on a holiday to get a timeslot that has no cultural significance to her
What a bitch.

>>44190357
Careful. You'll have the unity fag that's supposedly a chumbud saying its good because it helps out the other less popular genmates

>>44190442
They should just copy the last couple of western holidays left to bring over and ditch these stupid ones.

WHYYYY IS THE VALENTINES STREAM GONE
WTF DID YOU FAGGOTS DO

put back valentine day stream gura, it's my treasure.

>>44190442
It isn't special enough for it not be in the middle of a workday which is what matters here.

Maybe she doesn't have permissions to play that game behind a paywall?

>>44190819
yeah, that's the only reason that makes sense.

>>44190357
the reason gura and management clash so much is because cover resents her massive runaway success. they feel like she steals too much thunder from her genmates. they feel like her loli nature is a brand risk at this level of visibility and popularity. they are annoyed that she keeps wanting to capitalize on her success and do more songs, 3D streams, and GFE stuff. they want to keep the shark loli under the radar to avoid upsetting western puritans but gura wants to do more than they let her. they give her trash timeslots and when she tells them "hey, i managed to clear an afternoon in my busy schedule so i think i'll do a member's stream" they instead tell her that since she's free there will be an off-collab in that slot instead so that her collab partners can leech off her popularity and increase their own viewerbase. since gura is already shy, awkward, and occasionally gets into moods where she simply doesn't want to stream then a lot of times when she wants to stream or do something for her fans, cover sticks their ass into it and tries to twist it into something else, and gura simply decides not to do anything at all because it's too much of a fucking bother. cover sucks and needs to kneel to gura.

what if gura gets so nervous she pees herself live?

I honestly don't see her sticking around much longer after this. She's done everything she's wanted to do, accomplished all her goals, went to Japan, and earned enough money to live without ever working again. She'll either graduate or continue to exist like Ayame does. A very sad realization I had.

>>44190878
She'd be embarrassed but I'll be loving it.

>>44190897
See you next year.

>>44190897
We are not interested in what the voices in your head tell you.

>>44190878
imagine her shuffling around with the sound of her wet mo cap squelching

>>44190869
Everyone is just jealous that Gura is my real girlfriend and we will soon be married.

>>44190819
They do. They should, anyway, Ame was planning to do one for members months ago before she burnt out for the holidays instead. I can't imagine why they'd have to refresh Yakinuki Simulator perms. We'll hear from her soon enough either way, hopefully.

>>44190819
Yeah I was just thinking that, originally I assumed it was a game on some random website but it's actually on steam and there are very few games they can play in members now, maybe she forgot about needing the specific permission.

>>44190015
Thank you anon. Very based.

>>44191136
and then when she does some complicated dance move, her skintight mocap suit gets really tight where most of her pee is trapped and it gets squeezed back inside her cunny and it feels good and she can't hold back an obvious moan TuT

rewatching the valentines day stream. God she was cute. Imagine how cute she would be going to the gym in the middle of the night.

>>44190819
If that is the case can she make it go public and keep it? I'd rather have that then loose it entirely.

>>44191292
imagine being a sexually frustrated japanese salaryman staying at that hotel and seeing a tiny little american girl barely able to carry her duffel bag to the gym, wearing tight little black shorts. how could you not be tempted to rape?

>>44190273
wait, why would she private it, do we have any non retarded guesses?

Is that a black couch behind me? Uh oh..

>>44191370
best guess is perms for that yakiniku game, I don't remember anything about the stream itself that could have been a problem

[important question]
what are you eating or snacking on for the showcase?

>>44191376
Huhaha

Does anybody know about how large an archive of Gura's entire channel would be? I think I might become an archivebud, I've got some spare disks

>>44191489
borg

>>44191529
IIRC it was something like 3tb according to archivebud

>>44191489
I have my Gua bowl full of fresh shirako ready.

>>44191617
post pic

>>44191489
a massive bowl of fruity pebbles so i can have green poop afterwards. and probably goom to gura while im stuck on the toilet.

>>44191529
I seperate stuff based on the channel so this doesn't include any collabs without her POV

>>44191489
a can of carrot pickles

Enjoy the showcase and cheer lots for goobert, chumbros. I gotta skip and be well rested for my interview tomorrow.

>>44191859
gura you can't eat that while performing

>>44191602
>>44191762
Both of those are way less than I expected. I might get in on some of this myself.

fucking gold shrimp gifter.. i despise gifters so much..

>>44191489
I don't eat during streams. I need both hands free to type and fap.

>>44191893
enjoy the vod, you're not alone having to skip with this shit timeslot

>>44190897
Yeah. Once September comes she's not gonna renew her contract. It's been obvious since the summer that she does not like streaming anymore

>smell like fish in here
What did Gura mean by this?

Gura and her cute feet

>>44192048
She's calling out 2view roasties that lash out at people like Pikamee.

>>44190819
Wait, what game did she play in that members stream? I already forgot

>>44192048
She's telling us her pussy stinks after all that sweating in the mocap suit

>>44192123
lickable soles

>>44192137
Meat grilling game

>>44192270
Oh yeah that's right

>>44191617
Kill yourself faggot.

>>44192260
I would love to taste them when they become very sweat

>>44191602
>>44191762
Cool, I've got a 4x3tb enclosure just sitting on a shelf, maybe I'll put it in RAID 5 and archive a couple channels

I think Gura's pretty neat.

Valentines stream was removed so she doesn't have to do the promised white day stream.

>>44192401

>>44192232
Gao

sleepy gura is getting ready

smol little woman

alright I set my alarm for 2 hours. see you fuckers there

2 hours and 12 minutes left

Gura being tickle tortured

I just farted

>>44192864
Nice

SHIT'S GOING DOWN BOYS

>>44193221

how can these people celebrate gifting, i will never understand it..

>>44193373
Because they don't actually care about Gura's feelings.

Gura privated the date stream to prevent gifteds from today from seeing it

>>44193450
Based

>>44193450
based

>>44193450
holy based

>>44193450
i was thinking that but the 2022 valentine's is still up

>>44190878
I'd suck on the crotch area of her mocap suit like a starving leech

post more goobas

Imagine getting to be one of the studio guys that gets to see Gura in the flesh and see her cunny in person and maybe see her cunny toe in the mocap suit

>>44192775
How would she deal with it

>>44193928

>>44193718
Honestly same except her crotch directly.

Hey /ggg/ !

>>44193971
Stop, my dick can only get so hard.

>>44193928

I have a fetish for Gura’s feet

I'm kinda nervous for her.

>>44193971
Imagine being the laundry guy who has to wash the suit afterwards and taking a big ol' whiff

>>44193971
All the staff working with Gura are female on Gura's demand, she would never betray her chumbies like that.

>>44194191
It's true, Gura has androphobia.

>>44194191
You tard. She's already mentioned a studio guy

I just slept for 17 hours straight
At least I woke up for gura

>>44194757
give me your sleep

PUDGY TAIL

i want to have kids and marry this woman so bad

>>44194860
Gura WILL wag her tail for us

>>44194757
How can you sleep for that long and not feel terrible? If I get more than 9 hours I get headaches

>>44194370
Yeah me, I get to sniff Gura's mocap suit every day

Im the special guest btw. She will announce our wedding too.

>>44194905
kids with her right chumbie?

Howdy /ggg/!

Gura opens the showcase by kissing an ebi (me)

gura is probably dying from stress right now

>>44195229
If she's smart she'll be on some sort of liquid courage of her choice (vodka?)

>>44195362
>liquid courage of her choice
Freshly squeezed JC cunny juice

>>44195362
>poison
Ew, not in my shark.

>>44195362
She's going to be on 4 Red Bulls

>>44195362

>>44195229
Had a dream where Gura messes the first 10 minutes of the 3D showcase and she's crying and sobbing like a child that everything didn't go as planned and then she pulls out a huge sign saying "You got pranked." I was stressed out when I woke up from that.

>>44195071

>>44195660
>she's crying and sobbing like a child
that's kinda hot

>>44195660
>90% of chumbies blow their load in the first 10 minutes

Based Yagoo.

>>44188454
She's literally never done that before. I think it's worth asking her about, but obviously not tonight.

>>44188454
>>44189153
All she said is that "it's not worth it" which can be interpreted in many ways. She's in the clear.

>>44195875
It's probably just perm issues. Serves her right for trying to do something even a little bit different.

We need to ask her about the shirako stream that she promised

>>44196027
she never promised that shirakobud

Hey I've decided for the first time to say hi to everyone in chat as well! It actually feels kinda wholesome!

we need to ask about the stream that went into her panties and soiled them, this can't be allowed

we need to ask her to release the shark juice she has pent up in her little cunny. moisten that mocap suit sharkie

This showcase is going to fly by way too fast...

i think i like gura
like, i like like her, y'know?

>>44190897
I somewhat agree that it's likely, but now isn't the time to talk about it.

>>44196171
I know what you mean, like she makes my heart go "dokidoki" and stuff.

>>44191319
No, she wouldn't. Because if she didn't have permission to do it in members, then Cover already violated the terms of their agreement.
The only thing she could do would be private it and pretend it didn't happen or hope they look the other way.

>>44196027
Kill yourself faggot.

>>44194392
Aqua is definitely going to be a guest.

Will she use this again?

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>44196614
Dangerously cute and sexy hip/tail sway

>>44196614
What is this body type? TuT

>>44196614
Maybe for her next 3D live

>>44196614
Eroi!

>>44196638
I love Gura and i enjoy watching her content.

Sometimes I get scared that it's all an act.

>>44196908
I love Gura's body and I enjoy watching her content.

>>44196943
Sometimes I get scared when I have to go upstairs at night but I have to shut off the light downstairs.

Gurass

Sometimes I dream about cheese

Mumei members chat turned into Gwar Gwombus posting

>>44197039
based gurass poster

Soon...

>>44197005
>not calmly walking around naked in the dark, ready to rape any demon that dares get too close
Bro, do you even testosterone?

>>44197132
Gentle Giraffe my beloved

Guest odds

Okayu 1:4
Marine 1:1
Aqua 2:1
Shion 5:1
Suisei 25:1
Fubuki 25:1
Korone 25:1
Koyori 25:1
Mio 50:1
Pekora 50:1
Polka 50:1
Subaru 50:1
Lui 100:1
Miko 100:1
Hatsune Miku 100000:1
Tatsuro Yamashita 1000000:1
Pikamee 100000000:1

I ordered more anime figures buds... Gura got me too addicted

>>44197432
Green Garbanzo

>>44197467
I'm pumping everything I got into Fubuki, so I'm definitely going broke

>>44197467
My money is on Pekora, Aqua, and Fubuki

>>44197484
The Gura nendo popped my buyfag cherry
I need to get a second display case soon...

>>44197484
Bro you ain't the only one. That shit gets expensive fast

>>44197467
gimme onyan suityan peko

>>44197467
Marine, Pekora, One of Suisei/Aqua/Shion/Okayu

>>44197484
every time I think of buying a figure I think that I could spend 3 bucks extra on better food and do that 20-100 times instead

>>44197777
quads of truth, unfortunately.

Pekora retweeted, probs confirmed

>>44197777
and the enjoyment you get from that food is short and fleeting
But you can enjoy Gura figures forever

>>44197895
Until she does something that breaks your heart.

>>44197937
If that happened I'd off myself so it wouldn't matter anyway

>>44197895
I enjoy a healthier body that unironically stopped me from suicidal ideation like >>44197985

>>44197985
That's fair.

>>44197777
The struggle is real

>>44197467
peko

so, REALISTICALLY, what JPs will show up?

>>44198029
I'm not cutting into my food budget to buy Gura figures lol

why are chumbuds attracted to little guras?

>>44198130
Just eat potatoes

>>44198099
I think she met up with Aqua and that's why she liked this.
>>44194392

im sorry for saying it so often, but my god do i hate gifters. It seriously pisses me off.

>>44198099
My bet is on Marine, Okayu, and Shion
I think Gura would be too nervous to invite Aqua
>>44198152
The smaller she gets, the cuter she becomes

45 minutes! Maybe we'll see ze fat cat!
reminder to filter /mogu mogu/i because holy shit

It's starting to feel like these idol girls are taking their support for granted. As though a lot of them really deserve it and worked hard for it, and that they deserve to be even more popular than they are right now.

>>44198208
Not all gifts are bad. Some of them go to good shrimps. Direct your ire toward the people behaving poorly in chat.

>>44197467
>Tatsuro Yamashita 1000000:1
oh yea, how would chumbuds reaction be to a collab betwen him and Gura for a song?

>>44198152
I love Gura and all her forms.

>>44198242
>filtering m*gu
kimoi

>realize that I'm drinking stuff that will make me need to pee
I'm going to get a cup and pee in it during the showcase. It's what Gura would want.

Pekora is in.

>>44198242
>filtering mogu
kys

So I just realized something. I'm moving apartments and so I'm having the daki shipped to my parents' house. My parents respect my privacy so I'm not worried about them opening it and I send shit there all the time. But what does the packaging look like?
Has anyone ordered from Hololive's store before? Does it say it's from Hololive on the box?

Watame with the RT

>>44198477
WATAME IS IN GURA'S SHOWCASE IKZ

>>44198477
If Watame is in that watamate might lose it

>>44198530
The pocky one?

>>44198364
that would be a dream for her, so i would be cheering

>>44198463
completely see through, even the cardboard

>>44198496
Watame already in inner innit

Yagoo and Ina are pumped

>>44198463
they ship it in a see-through plastic bag

>>44198463
It's in a big box that says "LOLI DAKIMAKURA PILLOW COVER" on it

>>44198463
It comes in a see-through bag. Probably due to customs or some shit.

>>44197777
Just have enough money to do both without having to check your bank account

>>44197777
I just do both, that's partially why I hate that Gura got me into it. Because I have the money to do both right now
>>44197669
over 70,000 yen in figures ordered today and that was after a few last week as well..

>>44198463

I took a shower before the stream and realized that after her describing her scent product idea last stream there is a non-zero chance she's actually smelled the soap and shampoo I use. I buy both at a store she's talked about shopping at before and they're scents are just like how she described

>>44198641
>>44198783
>>44198830
>>44198844
>>44199059
Then I guess I just won't order one, then.

Soon...!

>>44198463
It's just a cardboard box like always.

>>44198463
the customs label will say PILLOW COVER in the manifest

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1631482048115544064

>>44199398
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dumb thing only giving me notifications on time when I'm already glued to my screen...

archivebuds? do any of you have a link to the valentine's stream?

>>44198463
I'm using geekjack for reference, but it might say pillow cover or something on the paper taped to the box. EMS has a generic 'box contains x' item description column.

>>44199579
scroll up

So this is more like a formality, right? like, we've already seen eveything se will do tonight, this is so she can move forward with what comes next.

>>44200122

>>44200122
yes, be hyped for holofes this month

gura had rice with aqua at the dress rehearsal yesterday

>>44200122
we haven't seen her pee herself yet which will happen at the end of the stream. she'll have a post-credits skit where she says she's gonna do a hololive first and use a squat toilet live on air. we will hear her urine stream

Are you guys ready to cheer for my daughterwife?

>>44200354
I can't wait

>>44200333
and marine!

>>44200122
She even said you all have seen me in 3D before. But I think a lot of her 3D performances were people Cover hired and did the mocapping for Gura because she couldn't get to Japan. At least tonight we'll know it's really her

>>44200463
Retard

>>44200463
kys nijinigger

the suspense is killing me

>>44198463
Hahahahhahahahhahahahhahahaababhababababhahabababahahahahahahahahahahah

>>44199586
That's too bad. Looks like I won't be getting one. My parents would definitely know why I'd be ordering a pillowcase from overseas. Fuck. This is such bad timing.

cute shark soon!

>>44200463
yeah the only real confirmed 3d we've seen is the dancing with kiara and the smol 3d streams

SOON™

>>44200846
pretty sure you can change the shipping address before its shipped

>>44200769
I hadn't actually ordered it yet, retard. That's why I asked.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>44200979
If you haven't ordered it yet, then just ship it to your new address you dumbass.

>>44198463
Ship it to one of those public package recieving companies like Stowfly. That's what I did with the daki.

>>44201065
Do they ship to PO boxes?

>>44200122
Well, she de-hyped it herself in the member's stream, so I think she feels this way.

WIFE SOON AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

IM SO FUCKING NERVOUS

same soon

Fellow archivebuds, y'all aren't taking any chances are ya?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

HERE COMES WIFE

>>44201228
no only to P-UOH boxes

[heavy breathing]

THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I

Do you think Gura's mocap suit is fresh or has she been wearing it long enough to already be sweaty and stinky?

EuroGODbuds truly are the most dedicated fans

>it's been 29 months since memberships started
>it's soon going to be 3 years since she debuted

>>44201467
imagine how much some freak with money would pay for that.

>>44201065
I haven't moved yet or picked a new place. I'm moving in May.

>>44201467
she asked for one used by shion that hasnt been washed

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stream starting, chumbies!

>>44201637
Ha ha... yeah... some freak...

STARTING

>starts a minute early
what the fuck?

Let's go shart

STARTING

>>44201600
It only speeds up from here youngbud.

i hope my body can take it

GURA ON THE TELLIE

>>44201653
You should be able to change the address later.

ASCENSION

wife soon

finally

I'M NERVOUS FOR HER AAAAAA

Are you ready for Gura's TV channel show where she zaps through various programs?

>>44201467
She's been rehearsing since 7 am like Ina did. You can smell that thing from the next room

I'M HERE! I'M READY FOR THE GURATV!

I hope you enjoy another of her low-effort cashgrabs chumkeks, you need a win more than any holo fanbase

Shitty intro

WIFE IS APPROACHING FAST

>Gura is live
>I'm nor a member
its uohgre

im gonna tear up bros

KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GOOMBA ROOMBA

Child on telly

Goomba roomba on the telly!

goomba roomba my beloved

GOOMBA ROOMBA

LOOK AT HER GO

GOOMBA ROOMBA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GOOBA ROOMBA
NOW IN ONE ADDITIONAL DIMENSION

Now this feels like a classic Holo 3D

PRINGLES ON THE TELLY

3D GOOMBERSHORK

>>44202031
tear what? your frenulum?

why am I laughing at this
Am I a dumbud

Oh my fucking god is this a disney channel riff

LOL that's great

Bidney channel reference

HER MIC SOUNDS SO CUNNY
SHE DID THE DIDNY THING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Gura NOOO THE VOD

This Disney child...

HOLY CUTE!

HOLY SHIT

>wake up in the middle of a night for no reason (eupoor)
>hear music from my computer
>it's a tab with the 3d gura reveal that I had forgotten
it's like a sign from god

YAB

Gura went with the TV angle. I love it.

HOLY THIS IS ALREADDY KINO