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>> No.44055321

link to full image?

>> No.44055400

>>44055321
That's the full image I think

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godspeed

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Sex with middle aged women Y/N?

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>>44056990
Y

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imagine

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Hag maids?

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>>44056990

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>>44062514
Yes!

>> No.44065956

Hello /hag/. Just wanted to say that my wife is going to be on TV
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1630793241741385728

>> No.44067880

>>44061960
Nice legs

>> No.44068429

>>44065956
Didn't know Roberu posted on /vt/

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>>44068429
I know we're on trolls hours but can't you keep making EN thread instead of fucking around here?

>> No.44068862

>>44068600
How is that a troll post?

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>

>> No.44069352

>>44068943
I accept your concession.

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Homobeggars go away, Hagchads look at my wife on TV being a villain (She's the pink robot)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eIK0FFgWZI&t=86s

>> No.44071692 [DELETED] 

>>44069879
I'm proud of you Roberu.

>> No.44071778

>>44069879
why did I read that text as "DOGENIGGERS"...

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I want this

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>>44077830
I think she would like that too

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I want this

>> No.44078644

>>44057739
The massage machine? Yeah, that was me.

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currently, pampering herself with self-care on stream? Idk what's going on here, she's talking about some things she does outside of work/regular life
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma

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>> No.44081284

>>44054701
which hag do you reckon is into exhibitionism

>> No.44081457

>>44068600
Whoosh

>> No.44081585

>>44079751
Reacting to Japanese TV shows now. A healthy dose of hag laughs, wish I could be there snuggling

>> No.44082260

>>44081284
How many don't wear underwear while playing games? Let's start there

>> No.44082286

>>44082260
Mio doesnt wear panties when she's at home

>> No.44084042

>>44078426
lewd

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>> No.44085166

>>44082286
>Mio goes bottomless all the time at home
>decides one hot day to stream totally naked with us none the wiser, one computer glitch away from exposing her fat bush and saggy tits to the world
Imagine

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>>44085166
That day will be the day when all of Miofa will become hagchads

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>>44085833
It may have already happened, she only told us that she’s guaranteed bottomless at all times due to “circulation and stuffiness” from panties
So every time she streams we’re guaranteed wolf bush which means the stream she farted on was full force, unobstructed by clothes

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Well dig in. board's going nuclear

>> No.44089632

>>44089269
Hold onto your hags this is gonna be a bumpy ride

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>>44089632
Well if enough of the shitters get permawhacked the board might get better. That sticky's a honeypot at this point and the bugs are just swarming onto it.

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>>44090515
Just have to check in more often so this thread doesn't die

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>>44090719
I got some shit to do later and watching the Nene countdown so I'll be off during the worst times of day to keep a thread alive and well overnight work means the quiet times here don't got enough to keep the fires burning during peak SEA hours

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>>44089269
Poor kettle

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>Lui's oshi mark is a withered rose
>She knows what she's doing

>> No.44095122 [SPOILER] 
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Forbidden Knowledge

>> No.44096222

>>44093588
>Mio’s oshi mark is a forest
Every Miofa is praising her divine bush

>> No.44096412

>>44096222
>divine bush
Does anyone here have the Discord screencap from the Fubuki block game date?

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>>44096412
This one?

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Hag saggers. Gotta love ‘em

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>>44097721
Yeah, exactly. I love that it stayed up for a good minute before she changed it.
Also this would never not be funny to me!

>> No.44097950

>>44097721
Is this real? I’d heard that it was shopped/mistranslated

>> No.44098155

>>44097850
Not a big fan of the huge nipples. I have a small mouth and I could never suckle properly on those mounds...

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>>44098155
I dated a girl with puffy nips for years, those things altered my brain chemistry. Smaller nips are nice too tho

>> No.44098869

>>44098716
Inverted is best though, you can have fun making her cum trying to get them out with your tongue
But best of all is areola size, preferabbly big and dark

>> No.44099219

>>44097950
It's a shop.

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>> No.44100943

>>44097950
It's real.

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>>44098869
I do love watching hags squirm
>>44099219
Kek I figured. Still pretty funny

>> No.44101468

Freindly reminder that hag milk can be used as an excellent substitute for whenever you need dairy in your recipies or your breakfast

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Hug your hag in these trying times.

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>> No.44106063

>>44101468
Gotta stimulate that milk production if you wanna keep it flowing so remember to fill those hags up with your own milk after every meal as a courtesy.

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>This is how the average haggot looks

>> No.44107160

>>44106063
You might have trouble with Watame though, on a good day she makes 2 liters, that’s gonna be a lot to go through

>> No.44107731

>>44106935
Hey! Speak for yourself! I have hair

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>>44107731
Hi Miosha

>> No.44108020

Kawaisaw hag doujin when

>> No.44108176

>>44106935
hot

>> No.44108349
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Can someone fill me on Toko? I only know her as my oshis friend and I like her voice. Recommended clips, streams, songs?

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>>44107811
>Hi! Nice to meat you!

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>>44108349
I think these are her best songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG0-dICHKb8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzdsaXemBWM
Her powerwashing autism is endearing

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Ladies and gentlemen, hag appreciators. Feast your eyes on pure perfection!
>No touchy my hawk wife though

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>>44109518
Thanks! Deeper female voices really activate my neurons. I wish more chuubas used their natural tone

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>>44110253

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>>44110253
Exquisite

>> No.44111014

>>44110649
Me too. I'm so sick of the peppy high-pitched "kawaii" voice some chuubas pull of. As soon as I hear a deeper voice I just stop breathing for a couple of seconds

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>>44111014
It’s a fucking crime how Japan has convinced their women that their natural voices are not sex asf. The ones that come to mind easiest are Towa, Chloe, Risu.

>> No.44112961

>>44112720
Masked Sakamata is insanely good, also I recently discovered Kanata too. Too bad by the time they become worthy of getting posted here I'll probably would have left here...
For now wnjoy the once we already have and haven't bended the knee on this

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>>44112961
I actually hard bounced off Chloe since debut because of her voice and the coomer baiting but recently heard her orisong and was surprised by her voice. Also don’t lie anon.. you’re /here/ forever

>> No.44113575

>>44113346
To be honest the coomerbaiting aspect is only for the model, her attitude is way far from it (everytime she tries to do fanservice is cringy as fuck so I mostly laugh my ass off)

>> No.44113981
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This hag lioness will now turn my penis from erect to flaccid using only her mouth. Normally, putting something so important in a predator's mouth would be unthinkable but under the influence of hypnosis it couldn't be in safer hands.

>> No.44114243

>>44112720
I don't know if she's a hag or not but Rene from 774 Sugarlyric is a god send. Her voice is so sexy.

>> No.44115394

>>44112720
Okayu as well when she’s not focusing on her “cute” voice
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iq6DEEejFYY

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>>44114243
>>44115394
Good stuff anons. I first heard about Rene from Apex but her voice is so nice. I’m counting down the days until okayun becomes a hag. It’s nice to see cakes looking forward to hagdom instead of fearing it

>> No.44116699

>>44115990
>I’m counting down the days until okayun becomes a hag
Could've sworn she already was.

>> No.44116874

>>44116699
im not 100% but I’m sure she’s still got 2-3 years left. Ironically Subaru is turning this year tho

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>>44116874
Fair enough, anyways back to the REAL and CONFIRMED hags.

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So where do I apply for my complimentary hag girlfriend?

>> No.44118001

>>44112720
It's not even Japan's fault, though they did made it worse, women just generally speak in a high pitch to seem cute and young. All women I know do that when talking in front of people or men

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>>44117698
Get your passport and some vitamins. Need 2 gallons of cum. DAILY. My nutsack is practically 2 raisins at this point so we could really use the help

>> No.44118912

>>44117698
There's no application. Make the changes you want to see in the world anon.

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>>44119903
I don't see this one posted as much...

>> No.44120178

>>44119903
Koyori seems like the kind of hag who wants me to cum my brains out into that glass object so that she can drink from it.

>> No.44120255

>>44120061
She's pretty intimidating, even more so than Botan.

>> No.44120282

>>44120178
Koyori seems like the kind of hag that would finger your ass while giving you a blowjob, or she'll try to give you a rimjob every now and then

>> No.44120592

>>44061205
Absolutely. In Victorian Afternoon outfits for a preference

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>>44120178
And she'll make sure you produce enough to quench her thirst, whether you like it or not.

>> No.44120883

>>44120282
She can do either as long as she remembers to give me a proper enema beforehand. I don't want her catching anything nasty while rimming me.
>>44120699
As much as I dislike needles I'm fine with receiving them. Just please let it not be done to my dick otherwise I'll cry like a little bitch.

>> No.44121110

>>44120883
>let it not be done to my dick
There's no way she's not sticking it there, anon. What are you thinking?

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>>44120282
Every time she does it, her face turns bright red like she’s embarrassed but she holds a smirk
>“you want that again? Geez. Guess there’s no helping a pervert assistant like you”
She lays you down and holds your legs up as if she were eating a girl out. She never breaks eye contact while she’s tonguing your ass. You can hear her giggling to herself as you squirm trying not to cum..

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>>44121143

>> No.44121714

>>44121110
If it helped her gets an endless source of cum from her pet (ie: me) then I can see her doing it whether I like it or not. Its why I'd be wary of her approaching me with a syringe in her hand especially if she had a really horny look on her face.
That's the way I see it in my mind. I can't help it and I REALLY wouldn't like her injecting fluids from a syringe directly on the fat head of my penis.

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>>44121297
Prepare for hours and hours of cowgirl grinding until you spew out the last ounce of cum after being left edging for months in a cage with a daily dose of various injections.
You pass out while whispering "Please Koyori, I can't doing it anymore". After a couple of hours you wake up and she's still on top of you sucking your dick. Her pussy is draining with your baby soup and she has a pretty satisfied look on her face.
>I love you, Joshkun. But it's time to go back in the cage for another round

>> No.44122379

>>44121714
That's why you go for the Juice >>44120699
anon. Leave the syringes

>> No.44122452

>>44122379 (me)
Wrong post >>44120061

>> No.44122654

>>44122379
>>44122452
She'll actually give me a choice to choose?

>> No.44123143

>>44069879
Finally, a tokusatsu show with real star talent

>> No.44123181

>>44122654
While in heat probably not, she would go for the most efficient method (which is always intravenously). On other occasions she might be gentler, she strikes me as still a very caring girl regarding her subjects

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>> No.44124426

>>44123181
That's really good news then. I'll just have to plan beforehand (which I never do as I'm quite forgetful) so she never uses a syringe on me when she goes in heat.
Although if I were to be perfectly honest with you, I'd likely end up taking the syringe from her if she tried to guilt trip me. I really dislike it when females are in tears and they make me feel guilty.

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>>44124426
>I'll just have to plan beforehand
Anon, you don't understand... Once a month you'll get the syringe guaranteed. There's no resting on fertile days.

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double the hag, double the fun

>> No.44127197

>>44127036
I don't think I'd be able to choose between the two

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>>44127197
>implying you'd be given a chance to refuse

>> No.44128221

>>44127524
I guess there's point in resisting when a group of hags has you surrounded but how does one even decide who to start with?

>> No.44128424

>>44128221
Depends on horni level, whoever grabs you first gets to eat first

>> No.44128568

https://files.catbox.moe/9ki9go.mp4
I like hags that keep making you fuck her friends

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Can this highly respected and definitely ethical scientist cure my microphallism?

>> No.44128896

>>44128568
The SSS in the background is a nice touch. Though I could never fuck my wife's business partner

>> No.44128953
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>>44128221
What >>44128424 said, depending on how horny they are at the moment it'll be a miracle to even joke about having a choice of who to start with. Ideally you'd want to start with Lize or Ange though.

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I have an intense desire to breed this dragon.

>> No.44132243

>>44130896
I can understand. I'd go for four kids minimum with Dola.

>> No.44133913
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AAAAAA I NEED TO MARRY HER

>> No.44134117

>>44133913
I'm so glad she's okay.

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thoughts?

>> No.44138725

>>44137494
Hot sex with the porpuse of procreation
https://files.catbox.moe/u4gxx1.mp4

>> No.44138873

>>44137494
I need to save her

>> No.44138915

>>44137494
i can save her

>> No.44141323
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This hag desperately needs a bun in her oven. Any volunteers?

>> No.44141583

>>44141323
I volunteer. The hag WILL be happy.

>> No.44142388

>>44137494
I will save her

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I miss my wife

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>>44133913
I MISS POCHIIIIIIII

>> No.44145261

>>44144989
SHE'S COMING BACK ANON!!!
MAYBE EVEN LATER TONIGHT!!!

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Ahoy

>> No.44146195

>>44145885
Mating press.

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Good night

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They're should've been more hags

>> No.44151621

>>44144989
I can save her

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sexxx

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>> No.44160197

>>44130896
So live birth or Eggs?

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>> No.44162676

>>44161299
God DAMN

>> No.44164043

>>44158611
I get the message and my tongue is ready

>> No.44164170

>>44161299
I want to cum on those tits so bad!

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>> No.44167613

>>44161299
What's a date with Flare like?

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>> No.44169239

>>44085166
Imagine the smell

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>> No.44171401

>>44167613
Emasculating. You're always compared to Noel usually unfavorably. Even in bed, especially about your penis size

>> No.44171551

>>44087366
>i will never make Watame-shaped hole in mattress
Why even live

>> No.44172442

>>44171401
Why is this making me hard

>> No.44172587

>>44141323
Im pretty sure that pregnancy will kill her, anon.

>> No.44172786

>>44167613
She will probably autistically rant about something, so perfection.

rentry co 7pqgr

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>>44171551
>ywn knock up Watame’s sheep pussy
>ywn massage her growing belly and tend to her pregnancy cravings
>ywn hear her soft bleats as you unload her fresh creamy milk into the second bucket of the day, while making sure you have some left over for yourself
>ywn have her as a wonderful wife and mother to your kids, calling upon her kindergarten teacher voice when she gets strict

>> No.44174352

>>44086025
I think I understand why people go so bananas over mio now...

>> No.44174755
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from the drawthread

>> No.44174812

Hags have ruined my brain function. I am still attracted to younger women, but the thought of a desperate older woman acting younger to try to seduce me as a younger male and forcing me to impregnate her and trap me in a family with her just sounds way too good

>> No.44174918

>>44174812
>but the thought of a desperate older woman acting younger to try to seduce me as a younger male and forcing me to impregnate her and trap me in a family with her just sounds way too good
isn't this just the "dating single women over 35" experience though?

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>>44174755
my auntwife is made for first person perspective lovey dovey art

>> No.44175080

>>44174918
Yeah but they aren't decent women to begin with, they are ran through. I think of it like the hag was a shut in for too long and has realized she is almost out of time to find a man. The modern older woman is a ran through whore that will never be happy because she set too high of expectations and couldn't lock down the man she wanted. She will always be wanting more. The hag can be made happy easily because even barely surpassing her expectations would get her hooked on the decent man she traps, preferably me

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>>44175080
ok based, that's a way more detailed and well-reasoned answer to my question than I was expecting. you hagchads are alright

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>> No.44175570

>>44175168
Thanks anon. The sad reality is a true hag is rare and hard to find simply because they are shut ins and rarely go out. I have been praying, but God has not yet answered

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>>44174981
>first person
I love that

>> No.44176698 [DELETED] 

[spoilers] tanishi [/spoilers] seems to have artstyle for women that fit hag standards and has a few first person perspectives for anyone curious..

>> No.44176778

tanishi seems to have artstyle for women that fit hag standards and has a few first person perspectives for anyone curious..

>> No.44177946
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>>44174981
It's always the more reserved ones that once they get some decent lewd art are the best looking at it. I hope Lui doesn't fall for too much lewd fanart but a piece here and there is very nice to look at...

>> No.44178794

>>44176778
I like that one about the MC fucking his female best friend's mother

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>> No.44182540

>>44182178
I want to be okayu so bad bros

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>>44180923
>Imagine fucking Marine so hard that she's not able to walk the day after
>Ohwait.jpg

>> No.44184414

>>44056990
Someone who is sexually confident enough to know what they want and is genuinely invested in settiling down and starting a family? What is there not to love?

>> No.44184527

>>44086025
I wanna cum inside her while she cuddles me and tells me she loves me

>> No.44186191

>>44183756
>Come home from long day at work
>Marine greets you at the door with a kiss
>She has dinner ready for you
>Best food you ever had
>Take shower after
>Marine joins and washes your back
>Cuddle on the couch with her after while watching TV
>Princess carry her to the bedroom
>Tear off her clothes and ravage her
>Finish inside her
>Sleep with her in your arms
>Wake up
>Marine has made you breakfast and your lunch
>Sends you off to work with a kiss
>Repeat

Why even go on if I can't have this

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>>44186191
I don't know anon, you can always search for someone to do that to you instead of Marine. The world is your oyster so don't give up yet!
I got a little bit teary eyed though reading this

>> No.44187356

>>44186191
Keep bettering yourself till you find a woman wonderful enough to experience this with anon. You can do it!

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>>44175080
>>44175570
based. Bittersweet, but based
>>44175168
enjoy your stay anon

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VTLeague starts tomorrow! We don't play until Saturday but dont forget to support /HoloX/!

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>>44187868
You're into /holoX/ too, PolAnon?

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>>44187968
I'm not PolAnon, I'm the caretaker of /hag/, I just like Koyo too, I respect someone who treats streaming as a job, and their caretaker is a cool guy

>> No.44188658

>>44188384
>I respect someone who treats streaming as a job
In her case maybe a little too much. Every time I fear that she's going to burn herself out if she keeps this up.

>> No.44188732

>>44188658 (me)
Still happy to see that tomorrow somebody here is also cheering for us too!
Let's hope of not crossing paths too roughly!

>> No.44189784

>>44056990
You'd be gay as fuck not to

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Need pirate

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>> No.44190795
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I want a child with her

>> No.44190983

>>44190795
As long as it's not the retarded onion you'll be good

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>> No.44194888
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>>44190489
God I love marine

>> No.44195732
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>>44194888
Me too bro. I don't know how she does it, she's just pure sex

>> No.44196995

>>44195732
>redhair
>hag
>not afraid to talk about lewd stuff
Need I say more?

>> No.44197852
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>>44054701
is there any hag who is the opposite to Mio in personality?

>> No.44198135

>>44197852
>Mio is the textbook definition of a hag
>opposite to Mio in personality?
Why are you here, anon?

>> No.44198599

>>44198135
i mean not a loving and caring hag but an evil, dick-destroyer one.
>filename

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>>44197852
>Not wanting Mio's personality

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong thread

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>>44198605
>>44198135
my apologies but Mio is too motherly, I can't see her in a sexual way.

>> No.44198911

>>44198599
That's just a whore anon. You're getting confused.
The only time when a hag is allowed to be dick-destroying is when she's in heat, but then again the end goal is always the same... Rough, baby making sex

>> No.44199031

>>44198694
So if Mio or Botan were in heat 24/7 is basically what you want? Also, need pic rel

>> No.44199086

>>44197852
I think you looking for the whore general

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>>44198911
So I should just sticky to Koyo? Perhaps I'm just too much of a coomer but I was wondering if there were others hag who "goes in heat" more constantly.

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>>44199124
I don't know why you wouldn't go for Koyo but if you want someone else the fennec likes to go all out in horny levels on stream when she sees something that interests her

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>>44199384
Nothing against Koyo, she is great, I just suddenly had a thought "I have been watching only Koyo for a long time, I wonder if I'm missing out on something...".
Perhaps the demon instigating my mind to commit sins, or maybe I'm needing a hobby aside from staring at a screen the whole day...

>> No.44200125

>>44199788
I don't know anon. I think we both know the answer to this.
Then again it's your life and I'm not your dad but I mean... VODs are there for a reason

>> No.44202902

>>44199788
Sounds like you should watch Marine. Anyways vtubers who act lewd all the time just do it for the money of patetic simps and they're always roasties or cakes. You may like Marine but she isnt Vshojo lewd ''I just took 20 dicks and I cheated of my husband before stream'' tier

>> No.44203077

>>44199384
I wouldnt call Polka lewd really. She just go crazy for her idols and umas

>> No.44207227

>>44202902
Can't remember the exact words, but someone on here described it percectly. Marine acts sexy, vshojo act like whores

>> No.44208159

>>44207227
Another chuuba that acts sexy and not whorish is Aki

>> No.44209007

>>44054701
God-damned you all. I fucking love hags.

>> No.44209153

>>44208159
Aki is absolutely top tier. If you understand JP

>> No.44209673

>>44208159
I'll have to start watching her. I've heard good things, but did not know she was a hag

>> No.44209861

>>44209673
I recommends all of her 3D streams where she does belly dancing, she's an actual pro in that

>> No.44211544

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gXHiANKdIqY

>> No.44213405
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What are some songs that make you think about hags?

>> No.44214194

>>44203077
Dango...

>> No.44216310

>>44213405
Mayonaka no Door by Miki Matsubara

>> No.44217326
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>>44213405
Has to be the OG for me, man.
https://youtu.be/Tz1xM7HNGb4

>> No.44219856

HAG LOVE

>> No.44220293

Is there any hag art that look like a CD cover? I'd like to update /hag/s wiki page with all the music we've used so far

>> No.44221556
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I have a confession

I love Flare! I really want to nibble on those cute ears

>> No.44221991

>>44056990
>sex
yes
>relationship
probably no

>> No.44222328

>>44221991
>no to relatioship
Gay

>> No.44222820
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>>44222328
For me "middle age" starts from 40 at the very least, and I'm not entirely sure I'd be willing to commit to a serious relationship with a 40+ woman. Neither would she see me as a fitting partner I'm 23

>> No.44222950
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>>44222820
middle age literaly means 30 because people used to live until their 60s/70s so 30 is literally half of your lifespan. Btw marriage with a good hag is a gift sent from the Gods
t.22

>> No.44223110

>>44222950
>middle age literaly means 30
>This time span can be referred to as "middle age" and can be defined as the time of ages about 40 to about 60.[2][3][4][5][6][7]
>Modern social scientists generally agree that midlife begins around 35 to 40 and ends around 55 to 60.[17]
Yeah, but no. Modern medicine does wonders in developed countries.

>> No.44223417

>>44223110
Modern medicine tell people to kill their babies, so fuck anything "modern"

>> No.44223581
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>>44223417
>>44223110
No need to fight gentlemen. Simply share the love for hags here

>> No.44223629
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44223629

>>44223581
Based

>> No.44224585

>>44223417
The Romans fucked so much they made a plant used for abortions go extinct so I don't think the problem is modern medicine.

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>>44224585
>bad thing is good because it may be happened before
Mentally ill trannies have always existed and they're still not ok

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Does anyone have a funny clip or something that you consider should be played as a chant during the match? I'm doing the sound export so talk now or wait a week

>> No.44224957

>>44224678
Are trannies in the room with us?

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>>44224957
Not here but if you browse the catalog you may find them

>> No.44225083
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>She boards your ship
what 2 do now

>> No.44225307

>>44225083
Lay eggs inside of her.

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>> No.44226038

>>44225307
WaspFemAnon...

>> No.44226867

>>44226038
Gotta get her pregnant by any means.

>> No.44227152

>>44198694
this scenario, while imagining Mio saying those things, always makes me laugh

>> No.44228283

>>44222820
>>44222950
I pray we all achieve the utopia of marriage with a mature older woman to leave a legacy of the ages brothers. t. 21
>>44213405
A lot of 1900s JP music, as well as jazz, and older country
Itsuka Yurarete Toi Kuni - Mioko Yamagumi
Kurt Elling in general
Madonna (actually a pop artist)

>> No.44228413
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Damn hag! starting a stream late at night, trying to keep me awake... contagious hag laughs, romance correction is needed, now I'm frustrated

>> No.44229406
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>>44197852
Probably Nina, she's easily the best EN hag and actually plays into it unlike Mio.

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>

>> No.44230165

>>44056990
Y

>> No.44230418

i wonder if people will fall for the bait

>> No.44230515

>>44230418
Meh, it's late hours, chances are there's no fish even awake to bite it

>> No.44230577

>>44230515
>no fish even awake to bite it
>bite it
>start thinking about biting
>hags love to bite
>proceed to think about a hag playfully nibbling
whats wrong with me

>> No.44230841

>>44230577
Fuck you now I'm thinking about it too

>> No.44231091

>>44230418
The caretaker of this thread might.

>> No.44231347

>>44230577
>hag biting down on your neck as she climaxes
will this haglust ne’er be calmed

>> No.44231799
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In your minds, do you imagine your ideal hags as an experienced woman or an innocent maiden?
I personally can't imagine a woman in her 20s who is virgin, much less in her 30s.
Perhaps it may just be my personal perception of reality given most girls in my country (Brazil) are sluts since young age but what do you think? Are you ok if your hag is a woman who has "experienced life"?

>> No.44231935

>>44231799
I will forgive her if she matured into an objectively good and devoted person who wants to build a family with me

>> No.44232280

>>44230577
love hags, simple as

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>>44231799
I want a harem.

>> No.44232443

>>44231799
I don't mind if she has experience since realistically no girl in hololive is a virgin. Of course if she's a town bicycle then I wouldn't go anywhere near her. Plus, I'm not a virgin so I wouldn't want to impose a double standard.

>> No.44232454

>>44231799
i dont mind non virgins at all as long as their previous relationships were relatively long lasting. its the 10 men a week, swinging and free casual sex that im not into. to me theres a major difference between having sex 100 times with one person and once with 100 people over a year. experience can be nice

>> No.44232575

>>44231799
dis >>44231935
nothing wrong with making mistakes in youth as long as she learned from them and as long as they didn’t result in her having a dozen diseases and a stranger’s child

>> No.44232754

>>44232575
>making mistakes
Did Watame make a mistake?

>> No.44233053

>>44231347
neck bites are both hot and terrifying. i remember the multiple stories ive read of people dying from clots forming from strong neck bites on their neck. what a horrible way to go

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>>44224585
Decadence and social decay are main contributors to why Rome fell

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>>44233814
It was mostly financial and military problems but okay. Should've never had a slave economy desu

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>>44231799
Ideally some but not a ton of experience. I realize I'm abnormal for being a virgin at my age and do not expect any woman I could hypothetically get with to be some pure innocent maiden.

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>> No.44241637

Wait, we know the roommate of Sister Claire and her age ?

>> No.44243294

>>44241637
Yes, she’s one of the oldest hags in Nijisanji (38), only Shizuka Rin is older (42)

>> No.44243729
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Good morning

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>someone threw away this perfectly good aunt

>> No.44243778

>>44145885
I never knew I needed this so much

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>>44231799
It's "unrealistic" maybe. But I always prefeer virgin hags. I the type of person that believe you can really only love one in your life. And It's always the first time you love someone the most important one. After that you're just eating the leftovers and your relationship will never reach the same intimacy and love that it would if it was her first. That's my take

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>>44243856
had a lot of typos but I just wopke up

>> No.44244029

>>44243856
>you can really only love one in your life
i always found this to sound weird. does it mean that you cant love or care for your parents or children? since you can only do it once and all. or is that love youre speaking of, specifically some sexual kind of love, that you can only feel once?

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There's a chubby thread with a lot of hag sex
>>44240186
>>44238367
>>44231960
>>44228014
>>44227845
>>44226710
>>44179632
>>44180192
>>44180274
>>44185005
>>44187179
>>44189229
>>44191614

>> No.44244073

>>44244029
I'm obviously talking about the love you only feel about your romantic partner anon. Unless you're in love with your mother or something

>> No.44244084

>>44232813
uoh..

>> No.44244101

>>44243856
With that of attitude you're setting yourself up for disappointment.

>> No.44244127

>>44243763
Time to take her home, feed her, bathe her, marry her, pump her full of kids, and live out the rest of your lives together.

>> No.44244129

>>44244101
better to be dissapointment that taking anything because you're love starved

>> No.44244137

>>44244073
it's weird how people subcategorize love like that, but still use the same word.

>> No.44244185

>>44244137
It's not weird. You generally use the world love when talking about romantic love. Who thinks about their partners and friend when someone is talking about loving a partner?

>> No.44244204

>>44244185
it's very common to say that you love your family

>> No.44244207

>>44244137
This is why the Greeks had three words for love.
>>44244127
That's the dream!

>> No.44244237

>>44244185
>who thinks about their partners
meant to write parents
>>44244204
It is not very commom to bring up your family when talking about your ideal wife. Unless you want to commit incest with someone of your family

>> No.44244269

>>44244207
>This is why the Greeks had three words for love.
based
>>44244237
im sorry to hear that the word "love" associates exclusively with a partner and sex to you

>> No.44244294

>>44244207
>This is why the Greeks had three words for love
In spanish you can use "like" as love too. So I guess it's similar
>>44244269
I'm sorry that you can't understand that people don't fall in love with someone from their family. If you love your mother sexually, I guess it's ok

>> No.44244387

>>44244294
a depressing example of modernity where love and care is again and again obsessively associated with sex for some weird reason. words truly are co-opted and twisted

>> No.44244496

>>44244387
Are you autistic only about words or you are with other things too?

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ignoring that dictionary guy, I want to start Lui and Koyori posting. /HoloX/ will play on the second match of VTLeague in about 3:30 hours

>> No.44244534

>>44244294
Are you ESL? I love my friends and family but that doesn't mean I want to bang them.

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>>44244534
Are you retarded? who brings up the love that you feel for your friends and family in a discussion about ideal wifes and romantic love?

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>> No.44244718

>>44241511
cute elf. 100% elf

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I don't really have that many pictures of Lui and Koyori...

>> No.44244783

>>44244569
ESLchama...

>> No.44244828

>>44244569
>I'm sorry that you can't understand that people don't fall in love with someone from their family
I'm replying to this dumbass. I don't give a shit what the other guy is saying.

>> No.44244829

>>44244783
Retardchama... let me give an advice, next time you talk about girls with your friends try to not talk about your mother.

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btw, Korone did VA for Yokai Watch. Love when hags reach the TV World. Once I find a clip of her scene I'll post it
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1631595785430401026

>> No.44245004

>>44244966
dreams do come true. Holos are doing a lot of these big deals lately

>> No.44245061
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>>44245004
Yeah, my wife will be a villain in a Tokusatsu show. I hope she can do a watchalong like last time
https://twitter.com/dogengers/status/1630870496765153280

>> No.44245070

>>44244966
and I think this is the clip
https://streamable.com/2kbnwq

>> No.44245119

>>44245061
>villain hags
perfect combo

>> No.44245214

>>44244829
How can you not love your own family?

>> No.44245340
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How does one love their hag? For me, I want to love her by giving her a family and providing for us. I want to love her by gaining her trust so that she lets me lead. I want to love her by letting her challenge me and providing her experience, but not nagging me. I want to love her by respecting her and taking her nice places. I want to love her by making love to her every night and filling her womb so she is satisfied. I want to love her by fulfilling her repressed desires, and letting her be somewhat selfish. How do you love your hags, bros?

>> No.44245377

>>44243294
>>Rin is 42
What, where did you get that info she's like a hag plus plus

I remember watching a clip of Claire working while she was streaming sounds like she has an office job but I didn't think she was that old

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>>44244524
>>44244766
>Lui and Koyori posting
Here you go anons. This is pretty cute!

>> No.44245668

>>44245483
what does the each colored vial do?

>> No.44245766

>>44245668
No idea. It's probably a question for >>/vt/mayo

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Where's the caretaker when you need him?

>> No.44245897

>>44245818
i miss seeing Mio in this swimsuit...

>> No.44246014

>>44245818
We're being dragged slowly to the finish line... There's nothing we can do...
I love hags...

>> No.44246108

>>44244766
Lui and Botan is a dangerous combination... I need more

>> No.44246317

>>44245818
Here, dont worry I'll make the next thread. Divegrass Edition

>> No.44246329

>>44245340
I wanna love her by telling her how much she means to me. I wanna love her by saying how special she is and how being herself makes her great. I wanna love her by exploring what makes her feel good in bed and being the best and most attentive lover she’s had. I wanna love her by forming a committed D/s relationship where she trusts me with all her heart, her collar (inside use only) will be more personal and loving than any ring would be.

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>>44246108
Lui is dangerous. Doesn't matter the combination.

>> No.44246482
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I was looking for hag football images and I found this. Marine with fucking Memo Ochoa kek

>> No.44246806

>>44246317
I'm mocking you btw

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>>44246806
Be nice!

>> No.44247236

>>44246969
Don't be a dipshit.

>> No.44247260

>>44246969
i want to nibble her ears

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>>44247260
What if she nibbles yours

>> No.44247426

>>44245070
I didn't know it was a cameo, that's really cute. Youkai Watch childish sense of humour always makes me smile

>> No.44247431

>>44247373
Please. I came already for the day T^T

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>>44247431
Oh nyoo

>> No.44247686

>>44246482
Why though

>> No.44247760

>>44247508
I know I might get crucified for it but Botan does nothing to me... I have no idea why...

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