/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My Mori WILL win the Rubik’s cube competition

>>44155180
I actually don't know which of them have the worse spatial reasoning

>>44155180
I don't think either will be able to solve it and they play around for a bit before looking up a solution guide. Maybe after finding the guide they race to see who's motor skills are faster.

>>44155059
>Revolitionary
FUCK. I got BSOD'd

>>44155273
I had the cube as a kid and I remember solving it despite not having any guide. I feel like people overestimate how hard it is, you can figure it out by fucking around with it

that rubik's cube collab is in 2 hours right?

>>44156137
supposedly, yuh

>>44156137
I feel like they might push it back an hour to chill out and also see Milky live

>>44156310
wouldn't mind that desu senpai

https://youtu.be/2tShOWIqPUg

>>44155059
cute kiwawa

>>44156310
I kinda hope not because I'm already beginning to fade

Since she wasn't that scared of DSR, I think she'd really enjoy DS2. Especially cool shit like Isaac launching himself to rescue Ellie.

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1631243037102993409
I think that's an hour later, as predicted
watch Milky, bozos

>>44157044
Good they are having fun together.

>>44156958
get some caffeine Dead Beat

>>44157182
I haven't slept right in a week, it's not the kind of tired caffeine will fix
I've only had 3 hour spurts of sleep

>>44157354
I just take legally grey amphetamines

>>44157552
Yeah, well, we aren't all lucky enough to have a good script for ADHD

https://twitter.com/mushin_777/status/1631245227766980609

Mori's likes fascinate me sometimes

>>44157612
Naw i really mean it's a legal grey area. They are novel chems that don't have laws for yet and every time they make a new law they tweak the chemical again. I wish I could get a script for proper ones. a couple grams last me months though so it's fine I guess.

https://twitter.com/mawodec_/status/1631236672779321345

>>44157882
that's not how unsupported titties work when lying down

https://twitter.com/AsterArt_/status/1631248243660304384

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plUbsTso5cc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plUbsTso5cc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plUbsTso5cc
SOON

>>44157961
It's me; the invisible deadbeat doing his best to support Mori and her giant tits

Frame!
https://youtu.be/8W-Tmvs6szA
https://youtu.be/8W-Tmvs6szA
https://youtu.be/8W-Tmvs6szA

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1631261955276312583

https://twitter.com/milkyqueen_idol/status/1631262604592283650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plUbsTso5cc

>>44157961
Tell us about it.

Think Mori is watching the birthday with Kiara?

>>44155059
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>>44159752
Maybe, but they're probably also setting things up since handcam is involved

Milkers on the telly

remember to love your Mori

Truly, why can't Milky talk with the sex deep voice all the time?

>>44159890
I like her goofy ass brit bong voice though. It makes for great contrast for when she starts singing.

Wtf I didn't know that BGM was an actual song

Milky has good stage presence. why didn't they except her into holo

>>44160030
Would you say her voice and personality fits anybody in Council more than the people they picked?

seeing her for the first time. didn't realize she produced her own music. i like her voice

>>44160053
She could have worked for Sana

>>44159978
I'm so used to hearing it as BGM I often forget it's an actual song

Where's Rice Man? I'm here for Rice Man

her music sounds much better not sure how to describe it but the recorded versions sound a little off beat even though are good

>>44160079
I'm still happy Sana was who they were, even if it was a short stint
the shitposts they left behind were absolutely worth it

>>44160067
She's an incredible singer. I thought she was much better than Mori when they sang Ussewa but I want to hear how close they are now.

>>44160108
Yeah, she was fun. I'm just saying I think it would have worked if things turned out differently

>>44160079
I dunno, I will always associate Sana with Straya.

silly Morpo, you should've quote rt'd to say it's live

To be honest, anyone that actually streams would have been better than what we got
Captcha: M1LK4

Milky's tracks are cute, they just feel like they're missing a bit of punch to match the intensity of her voice.

Man this is just reminding me how much better Holos 3D quality is compared to most people

>>44160245
Superpower is pretty good in that regard. Helps that she had someone else produce for it

>>44160245
I think that's what it is I can't quite place my finger on her tracks she produces but that might be it

>>44160276
Yeah I really like that one. Did she ever release a full version on streaming services? The only place it existed last time I checked was bandcamp

>>44160206
She did though

>>44160320
the short version is on Spotify

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1631269439336488960

>>44160358
Glad they had they didn't miss Milky's show.

Milky is a good lyricist

What was that last song?

kek, bit of an awkward pause there, Milks

>>44160495
Meteor

Milfy Queen >:}

Milky please turn down the flashing

>>44160662
I know that's you Kiara.

MILKY FLASH ME MORE

I want a shirt, but I hope the shipping is garbo like the holoshop

another cover coming soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnSW8ian29w

From the sunglasses I guess Odo, right?

glad odos finally coming out

>>44160776
They recorded it so fucking long ago I was wondering when we'd finally see it

OH SHIT MILKY EP

ええええええ

>>44160810
I guess it was saved for this.

Fuuuuuck Milky deserves so much more.

I need to hear Superpower

>>44160870
she does she's such a hard worker and such a good singer she deserves to blow up and be right up there with the big vtubers

MAKE WAY FOR THE QUEEN

Okay but where’s Riceman

>>44160956
Ope ate him.

>>44160956
sorry Anon he's not here maybe next time

Milky's original outfit is so much better than her live 2D one, it isn't even close.

>>44161012
I agree. I dislike the new model

GO MIRU GO

god Regina is so much better live wtf

MILKYKICK

>>44161033
not even counting the weird eye tracking it has. Wish she didn't go so wild with the design.

THE FRAMES

Milky's lyrics are so cute and positive

LOOK AT HER GO

mada mada

ah, it looks like a rice field
I get it

>>44161351
fun fact did you know that Mai Princess' members breast sizes are based of the fluffiness of the rice they're named after and milky queen is the fluffiest?

>>44161407
I enjoy this fact

ok this is good

holy shit her voice. she sounds like what you'd hear on the radio and i mean that as a compliment

>>44161502
oh yeah Milky's got a great voice is a real shame that more people don't know about her

>>44161502
If EN ever got another vsinger she'd be such a perfect choice.

This is really nice

MY SUPERPOWER

Finally

Chat is so much more chill today. Whenever the stars collab chat is nearly unusable.

GO MILKY GO

Milky...

When will they put Mori's songs into these remixes?

damn that was one hell of an encore

I hope Iofi does a lofi album someday

RATE MIRUMIRU LIVE

>>44161789
I forgor/10
sorry morimilk

>>44161789
10/10 this was perfect

>>44161789
twas a good time, only thing I would critique is a little too many flashing lights

>>44161789
it was really solid all over, also it felt like the song quality was ascending as we went/10

Ghost cat being a wild man

>>44161789
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH/10
Seize your birthright, queen

>>44161789
first time listening, enjoyed it, will check out her stuff/10

>>44161789
great show, only thing I didn't like were the awkward shots of the audience

>>44161789
I liked everything except that first song, but I understood the emotion behind it

ENTER STINKY

So it is an omnidirectional mic...

Rubik's cubes are Hungarian, which is almost Austria

And this is why the "splitting" decision was stupid.

>>44161974
It used to be the same country. But then things happened.

>>44162030
Okay IA

>>44161789
I tuned in a little towards the end, holy fuck she can sing, Superpower was awesome. I look forward to her EP

Isn't "buba" a southernism for baby?

>>44162030
>casually gets away with showing him on both
Yeah nah, I'm thinking she was the smartest one of us all here all along.

The only Don Quixote I know is the Cervantes character. Is there a store?

>>44162205
its a popular discount store over in Japan

>>44162030
I have to agree, she even misnamed "Ghost Cat" last time

>>44162135
yes

ARTISTS GET ON IT

I'm imagining Kiara trying to fit into a 5'9 perfectly flat Ina's swimsuit.

>>44162362
god damn, is Ina really that tall? She's taller than I am.

Yeah, Kiara madding first was a freebie

>>44162176
why does she waste her time shooing him away then?

>>44162301
On what exactly?
I... miss Susan, bros

>>44162388
I have no idea, but people say she's the tallest in myth, and genuinely tall. So I made up a number that made some sense.

>>44162420
Kiara squishing into a way too small swim suit I would think

>>44162388
Deadbeat? More like deadYEET, lol

>>44162388
She very obviously had to bend down a good bit when giving hugs during her 3D debut and every JP always comments about how tall she is.

Waterboarding is a perfect simulacrum of drowning only you can't die. Some fun!

>>44162692
I thought you can actually die from that

>>44162388
she's around there yeah, even without "knowing" just look at when she hugged Wamy in her 3D. After Ina I'm pretty sure Wawa's the next tallest she said she's taller than Mori

>>44162692
>only you can't die.
and that's the story we stick too Glowbeat

>>44161789
Holy shit, Milky can actually go all the way.

>>44162730
You could be right, I'm hardly an expert. I just thought you normally live.

>>44162453
She wanted to kabedon the takos because she knew she could

>cALLi hAS a FAvoRiTe

Did how much she liked each cat determine which one she put on each side?

>>44162857
nah i think she's just a stubborn dork

>>44162041
>>44162844
Just ignore them you dumbfuck. You're legitimately obsessed with them

Sucks to kiwawa's Assmar

I'm sorry Mori, I can't change my race

>WHY WOULD YOU BE YELLOW
>I NEED YOU TO BE WHITE
>don't take that out of context
damn girl ok

To kobo, Europeans are like some kind of strange species. It's cute.

Remember how mori mixed up Gilmore girls and golden girls?

>Play Dice
Nice. Is this set of remixes a new release?

>>44163012
It's a real thing in SEA and other homogenous countries. My sister's friends's family moved to Thailand for work and people would come up and touch their blonde daughters' hair and shit

Wait. I thought only albinos could have purple eyes... Is Kiara an albino?

>>44162990
>press the ~ button
>type showracemenu
>hit Enter
There you go.

>>44163128
you're thinking of red eyes
regular white people can have like dark hazel bluish eyes

>>44163104
My sister got a bit of that in Italy. She's very northern European looking, and lots of guys flirted with her.

>>44163141
He's probably on console.

>>44163196

>>44163192
that's interesting to me considering how many tourists come through there

>>44163267
Yeah I was surprised. Of course, not to be an incestbest, my sister is insanely hot. That coulda been part of it

She's getting autistically too invested in reading the guide and dropping the conversation with Kiara. Her ADD really does fuck with her conversations

>>44163303
yeahhh I mean I'm gonna say that was probably a large part of it lol. Their Prime Minister now is a blonde lol

>>44163443
I love this irreverent dork. To be fair this stream feels more like just them hanging out not really concerned about "content" and she's being cat mommy at the same time

>>44163588
Yeah it's fucking great.

God youtube is absolutely shitting the bed.

Mori's distracted as hell and she's doing way better than wawa

Ghost Cat is a nasty fucker

Where do you think he learned it?

Really feels like she doesn't ever say much about Ci

>>44164039
I blame tutu for being so cute

>had the lyrics in front of me
How does that work?

>>44164113
Teleprompter?

>>44164083
I suppose Fra is more of her rap senpai

>>44164113
most concert halls have a screen where they project the lyrics now a days

>>44164083
Ci will smack a fool.

>>44164113
Real life concerts have it too sometimes, a teleprompter on the ground pointed up so it looks like the talent is looking into the crowd when they are really checking the lyrics.

J-Chad is fucking useless part 356

What are they gonna get for Ame? Long pork?

>no food
architect bros...

J-chad needs rape correction
From me

J-Chad said fuck them workers lmao

>>44164113
The room backstage where she's actually singing and dancing has a ton of cameras and monitors, showing her audience and I guess one of them has lyrics.

Reminder that J-Chad was initially Kiara's manager too. She knows how useless she can be

>>44164341
What's her deal anyway?

>>44162301
I'm on it

>My body is made of steel

You are woefully useless as a manager...but you are a hot piece of ass

>>44164473
Is she like the Peter Principle in action?

YouTube has been such ass this week what the fuck

This is Mori's internet, checked Watame/Flare stream and it's fine

I'm just going to have to watch the vod at this rate, this stuttering is infuriating.

>>44164766
>iT's mOrI's iNtErNeT

Goddamn, this is a nice stream.

This is a very Hellenic stream

>>44164773
Weirdly enough, it is fine for me after I flipped to US VPN from Europe. So I'm blaming indian shitter.

I'm rather enjoying this stream

I keep waiting for their hands to touch

Tutu shat again

Yeah mori, take tutu to the vet.

stinky bitch

>>44164825
I can save Mysterio..

>>44164766
I have Ollie and Fubuki on at the same time and all three streams were dying at the same time. It was YouTube.

>>44164997
She did

TakaMori has called. How will you answer?

Kiara asking for Trump endorsements...yab

I think Calli Morriope is a dumb cocksucking wigger

>>44165104
It already exists. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBEYy-n0YIA

>ending on exactly on an hour and a half
You can go longer if you're enjoying it, Mori...

I like this game

>>44165427
It all opportunity cost. She knows they'll have more fun with the cameras off.

>>44165493
>She knows they'll have more fun with the cameras off
The phrasing on this makes it sound like they're going to have sex...

>>44165605
yeah with me

Wawa's brain is funny

Mori is such a softie

>>44165403
>brb dad just got on
Of course Trump is a dadfag

Mori that's cheating

>>44165850
we call it accepted gamestate

Why when they hit the four fingers does it go back to one finger? I used to play where that hand would be out

How is this going to end?

>>44165930
...end?

https://www.reddit.com/gallery/zmfuk3
What did they mean by this?

>Tutu and Ghost Cat lying on eachother
Yeah she's gotta steal their genitals quick lmao

I wonder if she'll do the MS Paint thing again for that picture

>>44166099
When will they be old enough?

>>44165368
Fuck you Sleepy Joe, your oshi doesn't even stream
It's been what, a week since she was around?
These really shouldn't be as funny as they are

>Takamori is actually good now
I was not expecting this development in their debut days.

>People have tried to poison me
I have no idea if this is some weird lore thing she injected, if she jokes about people trying to feed her something extremely disgusting or if she genuinely got poisoned by something. I'm betting second but with how bullshit her life is I wouldn't rule out third.

>>44166354
It's been a while...

Mori's upset by Ghost Cat sniffing her butt, but that's actually a sign they're getting more acclimated to each other and probably why we haven't heard anything about them hissing at or fighting each other in a while. Though on the other hand, it's also possible that it's also the behavior boy cats do to check if the girl cat is ready to mate, so Mori better take care of that sooner rather than later.

https://youtu.be/m8F0IgYk9Zg

Alright, now we have to write a script

https://youtu.be/9D6aVOzhTO0
Looks like Boogie Voxx is getting at least 1 more MV before they leave.

>>44166407
Least serious: disgusting food and strong alcohol
Most serious: someone has put something in a drink

>>44166343
Honestly its biggest weakness was all they had was the two sentence bit of lore to fall back on so it got repetitive and annoying real fast

>>44166407
>>44166490
I thought she just meant her immune system was strong.

Bros why when they touched fingertips was it actually so shy and cute?

>>44166407
Mithradites obsessively trained himself to avoid poison after his dad was killed by arsenic. Perhaps that was her experience?

>>44166553
While the simplest answer is her immune system, I'd wager anons are remembering the straws in her eyes story and are imaging the worst.

>>44166407
Remember that one time Mori said a robber took her by gunpoint to an ATM? Sometimes the world's just shit

>>44166606
Even if that straw thing was fucked, they would have to have some real psychopaths to actually poison my boyl

>>44166668
He didn't have a gun, he was just a very pushy solicitor and Mori didn't want to risk it. Still a spooky scenario no matter how you cut it though.

>>44166606
During the peak of the Tide Pod stuff, some classmates of mine squeezed one into another kid's Gatorade when he wasn't looking I snitched before they drank any

>>44166554

>>44166685
Eh, if you're going with the school bully angle still, it might be a case of people intentionally "gifting" her spoiled food to fuck with her. But again that's assuming that Mori was being straightforward when she said that and not playing into a kayfabe angle.

>>44166874
I want a little webm of their fingers and hands playing together here if soundpost beat is around
https://youtu.be/8W-Tmvs6szA?t=4971

>>44166554
>ywn never touch tips with your boy

>>44166859
That whole tide pod thing was dumb. Turns out it was 99.9% old dementia addled people mistaking them for candy that were eating them.

>>44166685
Kids are cruel man. My best friend had to go to the hospital because a kid brought cupcakes for his birthday for the whole class. And hid a nail in one. Fucker didn't even get expelled for it.

>>44167015
was it really that?

>>44167041
Yes. It was just another "look at the dumb thing kids are doing that we totally didn't make up for views" I'm sure there were a few dumb kids, but it was mostly old people since they are more likely to use convenience things like tide pods mistaking them.

>>44166859
Based snitchbeat

The different colored gloves was a good idea from Mori. Makes for a nice contrast.

>>44167148
It wasn't kids initially, but the era of social media and seeing people get on TV for doing it did make a lot of kids follow suit.

>>44167182
Ruining someone's day, week or potentially long-term mental health for the sake of a cheap laugh is one of the most deplorable things kids do imo. The recent stuff with Mori makes it clear that SNS has only made it worse

>>44167230
The only issue is that it's unfair to Wawa, it makes Mori's hand look sexy whilst Wawa's hands looked comical

>>44155059
>overcame allegations of past racism
>cucked her own fanbase so hard that her simps hate her and her haters simp for her
>continues to make money with record deals, ensuring that she's virtually untouchable
>collabs with whoever she pleases, whenever she wants, except for the other Gen 1 ENs
>became a perfect idol, immune to antis and free from parasocial relationships beyond wanting to motorboat her titties

How did she do it? How did Mori become so perfect? I'd drink mystery cum out of her pussy

>>44167510
Tourist begone

>>44167461
>not finding arm length gloves sexy no matter the color
this deadbeat has got brittle bones

>>44167461
But both their hands were sexy?

>>44167510
>collabs with whoever she pleases, whenever she wants, except for the other Gen 1 ENs
>literally just finished a collab with Kiara
my nigger in christ (you) gotta tweak your copypasta based on the state of things. it's like why your job applications get rejected, they're just the same thing over and over instead of tailoring to the company you're applying for

>>44161787
I, too, hope lofi does a Iofi album someday

>>44167695
Orange is the most sexless color. You want proof? Find me orange lingerie. Protip: you can't.

Someone is really upset their retarded posts got deleted both here and global...

Kiara and Mori talked for a long time about their feelings over dinner, then touched fingers and are now cuddling together.

>>44167889

The Fox mask tag on Tutu would look cute as fuck honestly
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1631316470432153606?s=46&t=a3wuXQt0FljWJC5ACgYtMw

Fuck. The Milky Queen birthday 3D is private. Anybody got an archive?

>>44166990
This might be better without the sound, but I had the files anyway

>>44168918
Based thanks

>>44168918
Have a few soundposts that I made from the past few streams so I'll be dumping them here

>>44168726
she'll post the VOD sometime soon

>>44167999
Very droll

>>44168963
extra useful Wawa

>>44169015

>>44169059

https://twitter.com/milkyqueen_idol/status/1631305532261953544
>wanted to relisten to the concert on my walk
pien

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1631319304078766081
Mori trying to make them love Wawa by force if necessary.

>>44169104

>>44169153

>>44169199

>>44169118
it'll be reposted soon

>>44169240
this one's kinda meh since its just a chat message she read out, but I already had the files so I made it anyway

Ci also had a karaoke this morning

So is next stream a SC reading one or?

>>44169541
SC reading/P3 combo

Success!
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1631323210049527810?s=46&t=a3wuXQt0FljWJC5ACgYtMw

>>44169289
last one for now

>>44169199
doesn't work without showing she was reacting to a hung body like this

>>44169599
Deadbeats, your oshi's pet cat is a whore.

>>44169599
Tutu is forgiven for shitting on the floor

>>44169599
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1631323592020590593

I really want Mori to off collab with Fauna now.

Ghost cat is being a good boy
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1631325234426171393

>>44169965
He must be all played out

>>44169621

>>44169925
I just want them to have a collab where they can talk about all teh cursed internet knowledge they both have.

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1631326135421370368
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1631326171404312578

>>44170062
Because she is Mori, you see

>>44170044
wonderful

>>44170062
I wonder if Mori knows who Boxxy is?

>>44170117
uuuh kfbeats? who is dom7?!

It's not a huge problem, but I do miss the days when Sandler was exiled.

>>44170375
One day he’ll respond back

>>44170481
That's what worries me most on that front.

UMG are Morifags like me, based.

Every single teaser they've released for RE4 Remake has been absolutely amazing, I cannot wait for that playthrough

>>44170044
>>44169199
cute

>>44170158
Even if she isn't old enough to be on 4chan when she was big, I'm sure she been here long enough to learn.

She made Kiara very happy today, it was really sweet of her

I know there is a deadbeat here who enjoys bullethells and twowhos since I think I recommended an autistic bear to him once so I've come to shill Luna's twowho stream before I catch up on the rubx's cube off collab

>>44173713
>stream ended
>no 20 comments popping up immediately
Man, this bitch really has conditioned us, hasn't she?