/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>4409520
I am incredibly excited for that Spaceballs watchalong.

I treasure Gura more than anything else there is.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>4409544
i haven't seen it in a long time and i'm looking forward to it too. i joked in the thread at the time that we could watch blazing saddles, but i think the humor is a bit too yab so i guess space mel brooks is a good substitute for western mel brooks.

>>4409544
I joined membership because of that, and I was tired of missing out on live members karaoke

>>4409599
congrats. her watchalongs are normally very good.

>>4409594
>but i think the humor is a bit too yab
Yeah, it might be a bit much to stream a movie where a character says "THE SHERIFF'S A NIGGER" repeatedly as a gay.

i want Gura to make me bleed

>>4409632
>as a gay.
*gag

>>4409653
That would be nice

>I guess I got a little sucked into the game
i lost track of how long it had been, too. i glanced over at the video page and it said 4 hours. i looked at my clock and it's 1 am. lol WTF

>>4409743
I'm not complaining. We get to listen to our cute oshi for longer.

>>4409653
I want her to make you bleed too so I can drink your blood from her mouth.

>>4409653
>>4409731
>Do you think she would be loving about it? Like hold your head tight against her chest as you slowly bleed out on the floor while she kisses you on the cheek and whispers in your ear that it's all going to be okay

huheha

>>4409811
>Wanting to drink another mans blood
ok

>>4409803
oh, i'm not complaining either!

>>4409860
Man? Hah, you're prey.

>4 hours

>>4409885
Shit, you right

>>4409933
and I love every second of it

>>4409963
>Shit, you right
I know.

>>4409811
She would bite your tongue for trying to take her hard earned blood away.

>>4410153
That'd be a big risk if mine was wrapped around hers.

farmer gura returns

>>4410277
I love love love when she talks about farm life.

Blessed shark screams

>there's a difference between be startled and being scAAAARAAAAAHHHH

let me guess, you're meant to go down into the tunnels that she keeps running away from.

>>4410335

>the chocolate pantry next to the bread closet

Gura is so cute she makes my heart ache...

kek she's eating handfuls of chocolate chips like my mom does

>Gura eating bag of semi-sweet chocolate chips
Stop sharing my bad habits Gura!

I wish she'd start OG Subnautica after finishing this, and use the multiplayer mod to play with Senchou. But that's just wishful thinking.

>>4410626
m-mom??

>>4410626
Are you me?

I fell asleep for a while. Has she gotten a habitat builder yet?

>>4410626
I used to fill a waffle's little pockets with those and microwave it until it melted then put another waffle on top and ate it like a sandwich.

>>4410772
>Has she gotten a habitat builder yet?
yes, but she hasn't really built anything, she's mostly just been exploring.

>>4410683
This might sound weird, but Gura reminds me of my mom sometimes. She uses idioms I've only ever heard my mom use.

>>4410894
i don't think it sounds weird. she reminds me of my mom fairly often.

>>4410894
she picked them up from her mom the same way you picked up shit from yours

>>4410894
not strange at all, my mother has been dead for over 30 years now and part of why i'm subbed is almost every phrase she uses, every idiom, even how she swears is exactly how my mother talked. about the only thing different is her voice. even her odd sense of humor is like my mother. gura's an odd child.

please stop talking about how Gura reminds you of your moms

I wish Gura was my mother.

Sex with Gura

>>4411012
why?

>>4411012
>please stop talking about how Gura reminds you of your moms
why? I'm not subbed because i'm in love with her or imagine sex with her or anything. if anything she gives off kid sister vibes. though my kid sister never resembled our mom to this extent. she's a fun streamer to listen to. and it's a nice nostalgic feeling you get from listening to her. plus she's a goof with some solid comedic timing. not to mention her singing voice is something else.

>>4411044
Gura's small body was made for sex

sex with anons' moms

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

>Heeey wanna play Apex sometime
I know they talk a lot but imagining her calling out of the blue asking like this is very funny.

>>4411143

I want to fuck this cute loli shark.

>>4410906
>>4410986
I guess if you have a good mom you see her in good women.
>>4410996
>my mother has been dead for over 30 years now
I'm sorry to hear that Anon.
>gura's an odd child.
She sure is, and I'm so grateful for her.
>>4411012
Look dude, if you can't come to terms with girls reminding you of your mom you might as well just give up finding a good one.

>I was only expecting to play it for 1-2 hours
That's what you say on every stream

GURA YOU'RE GOING TO NOT READ SUPERCHATS FOR A WEEK AGAIN AND STILL HAVE A BROKEN SLEEP SCHEDULE

>>4411395
it's true, but at least this way she can briefly not feel bad about being irresponsible

>>4411395
IT'S OKAY, SHE CAN GET AWAY WITH IT BECAUSE SHE'S CUTE

>>4411395
Damn, this is the first time I ever did a superchat too. I hope she gets a good rest.

Good night Gura, I love you

She had fun streaming, and I had fun listening to her on the background. Good night, Gura.

So cute!

>>4411641
>>4411648
see u tomorro, sharkie. oyasame

I love the way Gura talks with varying cadence.

>>4411482
you probably know this, but it's a good idea not to get too attached to any one SC you send her. just do it because you want to send her some extra support and because you have something to say that might add to the stream if she reads it.

>>4411482
>>4411702
or send her 40 in one stream, she'll probably read 1 or 2 by sheer odds

BONK
https://youtu.be/2QPTyJ_HCKs?t=18369

>>4411702
Nah it's cool, it's not like it was anything huge. I just wanted to make sure she had some money to get the DBD DLC she was talking about the other day. I feel a little sad she didn't read it but I can be patient.

>I have a 3090 I swear
It's not just about the gpu gura..
shadows, occlusion, OBS, and all those open programs eat at your cpu

>>4411922
there's a small chance she might read them in the mario stream, but gura reads at most SCs from 2 streams so that stream will be its last chance to be read, also don't be surprised if you just get a generic 10Q

>>4412002
>so that stream will be its last chance to be read, also don't be surprised if you just get a generic 10Q
Well que sera, sera I guess.

kapukapu samegaki

Why did Gura say she wanted a mini-fridge?

>>4410277
It would be great if she became as excited or shared as much as ame does with her terrariums and aquarium.

>>4412213
to keep her lemonade cold.

>>4412213
As the other anon said, keep whatever she is drinking cold and not having to get up middle stream

I want a full size Gura mousepad more than a Daki, is something that I would actually use.

>>4410277
Fuck, now I'm sad she didn't go through with teaching us how to milk cows. That would be a prime samegaki moment.

>>4412296
if it's a flat mousepad i'd buy two and use one.

>>4412589

You need a third one to scribble your notes on, though.

>>4412631
sorry, i take notes on clairefontaine 1951 notebooks and rhodia spiral-bound notepads.

>>4412637
>he isn't going to take notes on it and spill stuff on it just so he can wash it in the shower like Gura does
Why even buy it.

>>4412324
She probably makes a point not to talk about farm life on stream. You wouldn't believe the kind of gross shit you have to do on a farm.

>>4412732
We're talking about her teasing us with it in this very stream. She's definitely going to bust out some of those stories eventually, she knows exactly how frustrated this makes us.

>>4412732
So you're saying Gura wouldn't want to talk about the inevitability of getting cow shit on yourself while trying to milk them? Yeah, sounds about right.

>Spaceballs
>Not Blazing Saddles
COWARD

>>4412805
>smell fetish intensifies
She will talk about it.

>>4412808
I think she's said that she's watched Blazing Saddles before, so Spaceballs being blind makes it the better choice.

"Sharky wants to play, David~"

>>4412805
>the inevitability of getting cow shit on yourself while trying to milk them?
If that's the worst you can imagine then consider yourself lucky.

>>4412956
No, just wanted to go with the most obvious answer related to her comment. Also didn't want to accidentally spiral the thread into doomposting by talking about how cows can fucking end you if you piss them off. My dad grew up on a farm so I've heard some stories.

>>4412808
Yeah, those "Druish" jokes are perfectly fine

>>4413069
it's okay, mel brooks was the head writer

>>4413039
Yeah well you know what the prerequisite is for milking a cow? It being pregnant. Livestock breeding is some of the grossest shit you could imagine in your life and guess what happens when a calf gets stuck? That's right, your entire forearm is about to enter the birth canal of a cow because if you don't pull out the calf both of them die. P.S. You're probably going to slaughter and eat them both at some point.

>>4413039
>>4413132
This still sounds like stuff I could easily see her talking about.

>>4412213
makes a gorrillion dollars yet can't buy a cheap ass mini fridge

>>4413171
She can buy it. Her tiny waifish body is too weak to carry it.

>>4413168
As long as you're ready for her to tell you some shit that sounds like it's from Silence of the Lambs when people ask.

>>4413132
Yes, I am aware of how birthing animals works. I'm also aware of what people do to do selective breeding for animals.

>>4413171
She's not making a gorillion dollars but she certainly has money to spare unless she has some severe debt she has to pay off.

>>4413184
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH

>>4413171
She's smart enough to save that money. This vtuber shit could dry up and die in six months. You never know.

>>4413255
The Internet would have to completely collapse for people to stop sending Gura money.

>>4413255
A minifridge is not a big purchase, it's like $100-$200. It's more likely that she just wants to make sure she doesn't buy one that'll start on fire and she keeps forgetting/putting off doing the 20 minutes of research.

the mini fridge will add more noise and heat to her room

>>4413361
Spoilers!

>>4413402
it will also add more load to her already precarious electrical situation

>>4413416
GO GURA GO TO A DIFFERENT LIVING ARRANGEMENT

>>4413361
her place is pretty shit huh, seems to have no AC as well.

>>4413464
i must have missed that. do you recall when it was or what she said?

>>4413464
She might just have a habit of using a fan vs turning the ac on.

>>4413474
its a rrat. She has never confirmed if she has one or not but she always mentions the fan that she uses.

>>4413510
>>4413507
i have central air conditioning and i use two fans. in case it is not perfectly clear, i am not gura.

>>4413523
Okay Gura, I believe you.

>>4413464
Didn't she mention once that she likes to crank it up so it's nice and snuggly in bed?
Or did I imagine this?

>>4412930
Replying to my own post here
I really want to make animation with Gura (since this is what I focus on), but model rig is just too bad, I'll have to rerig her from the scratch and it will consume a lot of time fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>4413545
She's mentioned liking to make it cold in her room while she sleeps, but I can't remember if she mentioned the ac or just cranking a fan. Either way that is the best way to sleep

>>4413523
sure thing Gura

>>4413689
Agreed, if it gets hot in my room I get terrible nightmares.

>>4413523
I believe you, audio-anon.

go back to sleep gura

Hey sharkie! Are you reading this thread at an ungodly hour of the morning? I hope not. I'll imagine you cozy and sound asleep as hard as I can. You're the best.

>>4413735
stop doxing me

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH ITS 4 AM AND I DID NOTHING ALL DAY, AGAIN! I NEED TO GET MY SHIT DONE BEFORE GURA STREAMS.

>>4414280
Goodnight friend

>>4414280
Goodnight buddy.

>>4414280
Gnight

Go to sleep Gura.

>>4409520
>spaceballs watch along
>members only!
Oh that is BULLSHIT

>>4414633
it's five dollars a month

>>4414280
goodnight, bud

Uawaah

>>4413454
she could honestly buy a house just from membershrimp revenue

>>4414888
How big of a cut does holo take?

Everyone shush! Gura is sleeping.....

>>4414936
ok

>>4414633
i'm a $10 member but I've had to miss unarchived member streams. Use your brain. nyaa is your friend

>>4414904
i've heard a wide range of figures but even if she only kept 20% that's over a dollar per member, even if 1% of her subs are members that's well over $20k a month

>>4414904
>>4415165
That's not even mentioning the ~$64k she gets in superchats every month

>>4414936
hey it's you gamedev anon. how's your progress with Gura's game?

>>4415271
Still in planning stages. A few chumbuds in previous threads wanted it to be a 2D platformer so I'll probably go with that. I have an idea for a plot, too. It's going to be a while before the first demos are seen.

>>4415413

>>4415693
Somewhat better version.

>>4415693
Slightly better version.

>>4415375
>>4415837
Very cute, anon.

>>4415375
Very cool, anon. Any plans to include the new outfit in the game too? It could be a powerup like Mario's cat suit

>>4414633
Faggot.

>>4413464
>her place is pretty shit huh, seems to have no AC as well.
a lot of older places in the NE of the USA don't have central AC, the only ac those places get are window mounted units, and frankly, those aren't good enough to cool a whole house. If she owns a house or rents an appt (I think she rents, she mentioned her neighbors before) and it's an old enough building she probably doesn't have central air.

People in the NE just deal with the heat in the summer usually.

>>4416547
imagine the smell like you have never imagined the smell before

good night

>>4416547
She really needs those birthday funds for an AC at least

>>4416594
Imagine the colors you can't even possibly imagine. Times 10.
That is how the cuttlefish see.

>>4416470
That would be fun. Phase 2 outfit could work like the tanuki suit with Gura flapping her tail to fly.

I want that custom shirt gura drew for the project diva mega mix stream as her birthday merch...

>>4417632
I want those chewed up marshmallows as her birthday merch

>>4413464
If the computer fans were too much noise on the mic for her, a portable or window AC in her room would be intolerable. She really just needs to move.

>>4414645
>>4416490
>Imagine spending money on intellectual property.

>MARINARA TRENCH

Can someone versed in psychology explain to me why gura is so receptive and knowledgable about boomer culture? despite HER being clearly in her early twenties at most?
because most zoomers dont get leather jackets, motorbikes, cowboy hats and rock music, but gura does. just watch her dmc streams and see how she "gets" it as if she were a 30 year old boomer. Arent zoomers supposed to be too "ironic" to understand anything made pre- 2014?

>>4418154
Imagine getting upset over not being able to reach member content and/or begging someone to share it where you can just whip out pocket change to get it.

>>4416494
Isn't that the author who also draws all kinds of lewd arts?

>>4419024
Gura is a weirdo. The good kind but still a weirdo.
I'd also argue that she is more of a millennial than a zoomer but I'm not going to argue about when millenials ended and zoomers started

>>4419024
I don't know about gura but at work or family gatherings, I prefer hanging out with older people rather than people closer to my age. It influences my opinions on a lot of things, well except the weeb stuff.

>>4419205
I'm not that anon, just ridiculing asshats like you who spend any money, be it pocket change or not, to watch a fucking video.

>>4419743
I guess you think everyone who goes to see a movie is an absolute retard

>>4409599
Well damn, I'm in the same boat as you!
But I'm a bit concerned that my motivation for becoming a membershrimp might not result in any good, whether if it's for her or for me. I'm afraid I'll ask or do something that she don't really know how to deal with, or she don't want to talk about much.
Things like my increasingly unhealthy obsession over her voice leading to me excessively singing praises to, or nerding out technicalities of her voice, singing, technique, and musicality, and trying too hard to figure her out as a person even though she's been quite introverted as far as I know her (I wished to know because I believe this is how she got to be such an entertainer).
[spolier]I've been watching HER youtube since 2018 (like everyone else I guess), but as a SEAfag who also didn't care about streaming, I have no desire of chasing after HER streams since HER stream time is at witch hours and I'm almost always dead asleep by then. So I don't know and hadn't cared much about her personality. I just thought of her as a weeb girl that –with the help of alcohol– has attained the power of memes, while also, somewhat inconspicuously, represses an angelic voice behind all the money raking antics[/spoiler]
There's sooo many ways to fall, crash, and burn, I feel like a clumsy giant trying to handle a rare, beautiful, delicate little flower considering how shit I've been with girls and women all my life, and how bad my social skills are overall.
Can any of you give a little advice?

On another note, I was trying to post this since yesterday, but hadn't got time.
>>4379860 This avid foot and socks fetishist did...
Here's him quoting the tweet in disbelief that his fantasy became mainstream https://twitter.com/akaza2sox/status/1394863952480276483
Here's his 2D rigwork for an animated leg that he drew himself. The character (Kurosu Tonya) is also his own (pardon the crappy blink tracking). https://twitter.com/akaza2sox/status/1399007128396845061

>>4419847
Nice false equivalence retard. By going to the cinema you're paying for the experience of watching a film on a big screen, something which you can't do at home. Now if you will, tell me how watching Gura's member streams on YT differs from downloading them on a seperate platform.

>>4409653
I want to make gura bleed

>>4419977 うおおおおおおおお あばようにぐあ

Anyway, i came here to share with you my dream. Last night I was watching gura's subnautica until my laptop ran out of battery which was my sign to go to bed. I dreamt gura and I were in high school and we were good friends. There wasn't much more to the dream, but the high school was very high class. It had a large green campus and a lot of grey bulky sculptures plus all the benches and tables were sculpted in the same fashion. Some people played chess and some other people were playing poker in those tables where I also played a while but gura didn't understand the game sasuga gura
We were comfortable enough for me to walk with her with my arms around her shoulders, nice stuff. But we were *just* friends. In the dream, I didn't want to be her bf and I think she didn't thought about it either. Funny because after playing poker someone got too chummy with her and she was uncomfortable. I told him to fuck off but I didn't knew what to say. Funny. "Hey fuck off she's my.... uuh". Maybe from there the relationship went forward, idk, because the dream jumped themes and I was in another high school. This one was packed with students and was way poorer.

I am YET to dream with Nenechi, my wife. What is wrong with the world!!!!????

>>4411012
Let me guess, does she remind you of someone you loved who passed away?

>>4410894
Gura reminds me of myself

>>4412213
To store the bodies of her dead chumbuds

>>4413523
SHOW US YOUR FEET

>>4420870
>"This is why wanting to support someone you like is a bad thing"

>>4420870
You are "paying for the experience" of seeing it live, but that's not the point i was trying to make. In both cases you're paying for content, just like you can pirate a movie and watch it in a home theater, you can download the vod and watch it later. Shitting on someone who gives support is peak retard.

>>4419024
>dont get leather jackets, motorbikes, cowboy hats and rock music, but gura does
Her dad was probably in the scene back in his day. If I passed my forbidden knowledge check I'm a few months younger than gura and my mum was watching all sorts live when she was younger than us. When you're raised on that sort of thing, it becomes nostalgic and comfortable even if its incredibly weird for whatever scene you're in now.
Granted, I don't really know what the american scene was like in the 80s but if its anything like the english scene I can see the resemblance.

I missed the stream last night, any highlights?

>>4421197
Yes anon, finance that Honda lawnmower that Gura's mommy wants, I'm sure that will make her happy as fuck

>>4421226
In one case I'm paying for content on a big screen I can't afford, in the other, I'm watching the same content on the same device in the same place. A point can be made that watching it live is a much better experience, but I doubt it's a $60/year worth of experience.

And you're not supporting Gura. Most of the money goes to Youtube/Cover, so you're really supporting big tech

>>4421529
Blessed is the womb that gave birth to that child.

>>4419024
She's clearly boomer

>>4421529
>Most of the money goes to Youtube/Cover
We all know this, its why you don't superchat and buy all the merch. As to whether its worth to get the membership, its worth, you get many more hours of whatever gura does for a fraction of a movie ticket.

>>4413132
On king of the hill, Peggy reached in and got a rope around the calf to help birth it. Very cultured show.

>>4421046
> mini fridge
> dead bodies
That is the wrong tool for the job anon.

>>4419743
A fucking video, yet mfs like >>4414633 still get upset over it. Instead of bitching he could have just whip out that 5$ and not only get the fucking video he wanted, but also several more for the next month.

>>4419024
Because she's not a zoomer. Everything about her screams mid-late 20's millennial. Speaking from experience, what likely happened is she grew up around "leather jackets, motorbikes, cowboy hats and rock music", but only got introduced to the internet as a teenager. So she has a mix of the boomerish stuff from her childhood, and internet culture from more recently. Kids growing up these days have a tablet in their hands before they can talk, so lots of zoomers have personalities completely molded by the internet and "meme culture".

>>4421838
Umm ackchyually, my mother gave birth through a cesarean section.

>>4422037
Once again anon, it's not a good comparison, don't try to force it. You can debate on whether movie licenses cost too much or not, but that's not the point. The point is one of those offers something which you can't get anywhere else, even if it's very overpriced.

>>4422348
Gura probably has a giant freezer in the back, better yet she could grind masochistic chumbuds into actual chum with a meat grinder

>>4422470
I completely agree, GFE with gura is something you cant get anywhere alse.

>>4419024
I'm no psychologist, but I am 21 and I am well versed in history to the point I can explain memes about historical figures most people my age probably don't know about. Gura can probably do something like that about certain topics. I think we all have topics we can go far back on but since we may not be surrounded by people who can do that with the same thing we just don't advertise it often.

>>4422470
Most people would consider viewing a stream live an experience far different than watching a vod. If you don't, then more power to you, but you should realize that you're not in the majority here.

I go to bed loving Gura, I wake up loving Gura. I hope Gura had a nice restful sleep. She's such a treasure.

>>4422470
Yes, watching live member content Gura provides is not something I can get anywhere else and its not even overpriced.

>>4422764
often I don't go to bed because Gura is streaming but still loving Gura

The strength of streaming is the interaction with the audience. Gura is great at connecting with her people., enough to want to watch her streams live.

>>4423451
Why is she in prison?

>>4423720
she is an atlantean terrorist.

>>4423579
I love this dorky shark

>>4423720
Seducing people

>>4423720

>>4423113
>often I don't go to bed because Gura is streaming but still loving Gura
There's nothing wrong with that Anon. At least you're not a sperg like me. If I let my mind wander I start tormenting myself. I think about how much I want Gura to know I love her and how badly I want to show her. It strikes me suddenly and it hurts, but for some reason I hold on to the heartache too. It's a part of that love and I can't let it go.

>>4420566
Please come back to reality. Your only interaction with her is through Youtube chat, superchats, or Twitter. Realize that this is not any real social interaction at all, you are NOT a "clumsy giant trying to handle a rare, beautiful, delicate little flower" you are a fan of a streamer girl among tens of thousands of other fans.
At least you understand you have an unhealthy obsession and poor social awareness. Since you're asking for advice, just type safe comments in chat and send empty superchats if you have to.
Have a sense of respect for her as a human being. Don't pry into her private life, or at least however much of it she doesn't feel comfortable discussing on stream. If you want to know about her as a person, watch her streams and wait for her to get comfortable and open up. There are too many fucking retards who don't even know how creepy they are.

>>4420566
>Can any of you give a little advice?
Try to find peace in yourself. You won't find it anywhere else.

>>4424314
> I think about how much I want Gura to know I love her and how badly I want to show her.
Well, Gura likes creative things, so perhaps you can show your love through creativity I think

Last night's stream was so fun that now I want to play Subnautica, which is a game I previously did not enjoy.

>>4424968
I sent her a letter that I labored for a week and a day on. I keep being afraid I messed it up, it won't get delivered, or she'll think I'm a creep. I never realized how fearful I am until recently. I'm trying to fix that, but the problem runs deep.

>>4425127
>she'll think I'm a creep.
It's unlikely she would have reason to think so. You know, Gura read her thank-you letter during karaoke on her 2k anniversary, so it's the same here, only in reverse.
It's not Gura thanking the fan, it's the fan thanking Gura for everything.
There's nothing wrong with that.

>>4416675

In case you aren't up to date with the horny thread, some great Gura stuff was just made

>>4425540
Just thinking about what I've accomplished since I started to love her makes me want to cry. It's not an exaggeration to say that she saved my life. I don't know if it's even possible for me to thank her enough.

Holy shit!
/toy/ bros I kneel

https://youtu.be/jNbNOuxaGkM

Rolling in the deep~!

>>4426242
I'm still impressed by it. I thought about how it would make a great character model for a bullet hell or something too.

Sweet dreams gura

>>4419024
Real answer? Don’t ban me, jannies. Her roommate’s dad is an old boomer, older than most zoomer parents, and a rock drummer. So, she got the music knowledge and the “hip” boomer ethos.

Same happened to me, being a late X’er but raised by my WW2 generation grandparents. I act and talk like and have some of the knowledge of old people.

It’s a curse because you are slightly off the wavelength of people your age and what youth culture is targeted at, so you end up isolated and weird.

Anyone that can't respect Gura's boundaries by prying into her personal life is a piece of shit.

>>4426549
>Don’t ban me, jannies
If you have to say that, then you know damn well what you're saying is inappropriate and bannable. Its one thing to be a HERfag but to be such a stalker to try and dig up shit on her parents is pretty fucked up.

this is gura's wife, say something nice to her

>>4426631
Who are you quoting?

>>4421319
Are you a zoom zoom?

>>4423720
Because she is a WHORE

I feel so full even though I ate so little

>>4418154
imagine being so fucking retarded that you confuse entertainment services with copies of information

>>4421405
it was more of a "mood" stream, not so much a "cliptard" stream

>>4427030
That just means you have more to eat later cowpoke.

>>4427030
I hope you feel better anon. There's a bunch of competitive eaters on YouTube (including girls that weigh like 110lbs) and they do things like stretch their stomachs by drinking a lot of water to be able to eat more, so if it's a consistent problem you could try some of their tactics (or a doctor).

>>4424873
This, stuff like that really shouldn't be encouraged beyond gura cute.

>>4427417
My rule of thumb is that if I feel like I need to write more than like a paragraph about how much I love Gura then I'm probably feeling way too gosling at that moment and should dial it back.

But yes, gura cute indeed.

>Gura played Roki last on her latest Project Diva
>Mori releases Roki cover

i like the way Gura promotes Mori in a subtle manner.

>>4426766
Without giving away my actual age, i dont consider myself one culturally for the previously stated reasons but Zoomers are technically after '95 so yes.

>>4427533
Gura's so thoughtful it's unbelievable. She really is amazing.

>>4427548
Sounds like im older than my oshi. MY OSHI IS A HAG, LETS GOOOOO

This is pretty awesome
https://twitter.com/Jouji5555/status/1399422246964301827

>>4427533
it's even more amazing that she predicted this back in february...
https://youtu.be/V1Z_-4ArsY4?t=2816

>>4427698
>>4427533
Anons, I get the feeling that maybe she just likes the song or something.

>>4427652
It's pretty cool but i can't get over my autism because this is a trident and the basic attack pattern seems to be built for a sword or an axe.

>>4427698
>>4427727
Doesn't matter. Even if she didn't do something on purpose she still did it. People make fun of her shark brain but they just don't get it. She worries about what's important and that expresses itself naturally in everything she does. What you do and what you say are important, but what's just as important is what you don't do and what you don't say.

>>4427030
Keep you blood sugar up, anon.

>>4428064
well, i never make fun of her shark brain. if you want a roki rrat, the one i'm selling is that she suggested the song to mori.

>>4426702
I think i need meds

I've never done a watchalong stream before, am i supposed to find the movie for myself or is it going to get streamed via a watch partying site?

>>4428321
You gotta get it yourself

>>4428321
It's cheap on Amazon prime if you have that, or you know, yar harr

this is a bloop censor

>>4428915
The only thing bloop has ever done is censor Gura's cunny in fan art. Why haven't we killed this dude yet

>>4428983
he's censoring one of her feet too!

>>4428064
>what's just as important is what you don't do and what you don't say.
Somewhat true, but there are limits, without which you’ll tumble into maximum schizo territory.

>It had been a couple of months since you started dating Gura.
>The sex was amazing, although not very adventurous.
>You were in the middle of your almost nightly ritual when that began to change.
>You felt her warm, rapid breath on your neck as you laid on top of her, followed by a soft kiss, and then...
>"Ow! Gura, what the fuck!"
>In just a split second, the feeling of her gentle lips turned into razor sharp teeth.
>It was not a playful bite either, but enough to draw a substantial amount of blood.
>Looking down at her unapologetic face, you knew two things to be true in that moment.
>The first was ever-present, that you loved the girl laying beneath you with all of your heart.
>The second was something new that came from deep within you, something almost primal.
>You knew that this little brat had to be punished for what she just did.
>Without thinking, you reached back and slapped her forcibly across the face with an open palm.
>Taken aback by your own actions, you attempted to stammer out an apology.
>"Oh my god, Gura I'm so sor-..."
>As she turned her eyes back to meet yours, you didn't see the shocked or scared expression you expected.
>Instead, her gaze was fiery, wild, and borderline murderous.
>She lunged at you again, baring her fangs in an attempt to land another strike on your skin.
>Since she was a small, petite girl, it was easy enough for you to catch her by the neck and pin her back down onto the bed before she could do any further damage.
>As you wrapped your hand around her throat, her eyes glazed over in a fit of pure lust... for both your body and your blood.

continue?

>>4429025
Gurofags go to /d/

>>4429078
Sounds more like sexual violence than guro. Guro would’ve been if Gura took a chunk of anon’s flesh with that bite.

>>4429025
Good accept for the slap. Immediately pictured Humphrey Bogart Slapping Gura.

Striking a girl in general is pretty cringe desu, but go on anon.

>>4429025
ngl anon i prefer the "loses control and gets upset about it" approach to the sex bite, actually hitting her is way off from my taste. But, decent writing i guess.

>>4429025
Yes

>>4429025
I'm not a fan of hitting her but I dig the biting.

>>4429025
>you reached back and slapped her forcibly across the face
stopped reading here

>>4429025
Not really my taste, but then I wrote a story about playing tonsil hockey while licking blood off of Gura's tongue so I can't really judge.

Shark tools.

>>4429373
I don't get it

>>4429428

Whats the difference between the 5$ and 10$ membership, there's none listen in the description

>>4429519
There isn't one. It's purely a matter of whether you want to give her a little more money each month.

>>4429519
How much money you give to Gura. That's it

>>4429141
Confirmed not guro. It also doesn’t get any more violent. Pt. 2 when I’m back from the gym.

>>4429025
just turn it into sex at some point please

>>4429536
>>4429537
Ah perfect, Shark-side it is.

>>4429650
Welcome to the club

>>4429650
welcome aboard

>>4429025
Yes please

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>4429762
I've got a huge regret over not discovering Gura sooner and not immediately becoming a member. I waited like two months before getting a membership because I had some hangups over buying subscriptions to streamers, and I really wish I could have stopped being dumb about it sooner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNVQfuc6D4Y

>>4429650
Enjoy your stay.

>>4429943
I am very excited.

Love Gura

>>4429929
Same here. I was a month or so late so only recently got that 6month badge while I was a day 1 member to Amelia. It will haunt me again when the 1yr and 2yr loyalty badges start coming out.

>>4429943
Oh god that thumbnail. The way she's looking down at me is really turning me on

>>4430040
I like how Gura has reached a state where she can just make a thumbnail of her face and it'll be perfect.

>>4429943
Cat shark, cat Mario, coincidence?!

Does Gura love Mario more than Sonic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3uLTMFur1Y

>>4429929
I'm the new shrimp and it does upset me how i spent so long avoiding vtuber stuff out of some shame of being a simp. Especially because I missed so many good member streams as a result.

>>4430189
Well she's playing Mario and not Sonic, so...

>>4430213
You should link the stream timestamp and not a clip channel.

>>4430255
Shut the fuck up, Japanese comments are cute.

>>4430264
Suck my cock, fuck clipniggers.

>>4430255
People link translated clips for the comments, not the clip itself

>>4430281
Clipniggers =/= translators
These guys help making Gura being loved in Japan (or worldwide) by translating her clips.
Clipniggers are the ones who literally just fucking cut a part of Gura's stream and copy paste and call it done.

>>4430288
Then screencapture the comments, dont link the video. I will call out any clip channel I see in here.

>>4430314
Oh, I see what you're doing. I'll hide your comments from now on.

>>4430308
If you're on this site then you can speak English or at least understand enough to understand her streams. If you can do that then you don't need to watch the translated clips. If you can't do that, fuck off to a different site like 5ch. Clipniggers and doxxbaiters in this general have made me like this, get mad at them.

>>4430416
And I said: there's nothing wrong with promoting such clips so even if I gave them a view just to check the comments it doesn't matter. Calm down, take your meds or fuel that rage against doxxniggers or actual clipniggers.

>>4430469
Adblock users don't count for views.

>>4430480
Then I never gave them views to begin with.
I think it's a myth, by the way

>>4430469
Promoting any clips promotes all clips, thats how the youtube algorithm works you idiot.

>>4430480
Maybe not live viewers but they absolutely do count as a view.

>>4430501
I still want her clips translated so that other people who do not understand English can enjoy her content, not my fault actual clipniggers exist and need to get cancer and die.

>>4430480
there isn't any evidence of that, actually.

i have a sneaking suspicion she is going to replace this thumbnail

>>4430595
Why? I love staring into Gura's eyes.

>>4430612
description soon

>>4430595
nose... doko?

>>4430650
Nose... soko...

>>4429929
I was jobless for a few months during Covid, so I was too scared to spend money. Really grateful to Gura for reducing my stress during that time, though, so I'm staying subbed from now on.

>>4430595
I expected the same thing, so I grabbed it right away. I still really like it though.

>>4430534
There's a reason why I hope Ames project of making stream highlights goes well. If they put in subtitles for youtube to use for a 10 minute video it will become much more possible for people to enjoy Gura no matter where they are. But right now people should be avoiding giving views to clip channels of any kind because of the fuckery clip channels and doxxniggers use, since they use the same metatags as the clip channels it will recommend those videos to anyone who watches any clip channels, translators included.
But hey, at least we agree about the second part.

>>4429929
It literally doesn't matter except for being a few months late on your badge and in the long run they're all going to max out at 2 years.

>>4430699
i agree. i think it's one of the best big gura pictures ever taken.

>>4429025
Part 2/2, enjoy the stream tonight friends.

>It was at this moment you realized you had never stopped pounding away inside of her.
>If anything, your thrusts had only intensified throughout this ordeal, and you weren't about to stop now.
>Gura thrashed around between moans as you tightened your grip, her efforts to sink her teeth in you again going in vain.
>You could feel the warm blood from your neck drip down your chest and on to hers.
>Her moans quickly became sharp screams, as she was overcome with an increasing amount of pleasure and frustration.
>Before long, she tightened around you as her entire body began to twitch in ecstacy.
>This pushed you over the edge as well, as you finally released what was left of your anger inside of her and loosened your grip on her neck.
>You collapsed on top of her, with both of you panting furiously, covered in both sweat and blood.
>Her mouth traveled back to the area she had first bitten you, but this time she simply left a gentle kiss on her creation.
>"I love you...", she whispered into your ear.
>You raised your head and stared into her eyes. This time they were full of nothing but affection, as were yours.
>"I love you too...", you said as you gently stroked her cheek, taking in every second of this special moment.
>A long kiss ensued, and the night continued on as you held each other closer than ever before.

>>4430695
I'm ashamed because I literally didn't have an excuse. I'll forever be like 5 months off the sub count because I was too busy playing FFXIV to pay attention to vtubers in the beginning and too stubborn to sub to Gura after I discovered her.

>>4430571
I'm 100% sure it stops you from counting as live viewer kwappi and other less popular streams made me realize that

not sure about views, probably not given how videos I leave halfway view have that red bar at the bottom

>>4430731
I like the smile here but I definitely prefer the open mouth shots where you can see her teeth more. And this is the best big Gura picture ever taken

>>4430736
>>4429025
I want to hear Gura say uoooooh again like in her Ring Fit stream

>>4430726
I know in the long run it doesn't matter, and I do appreciate you saying that. I am glad I'm here now to support her.

>>4430595
her eyes are so pretty

>>4430736
>>4429025
I liked it alot, thanks

>>4430919
So are yours

>>4430736
>"I love you...", she whispered into your ear.
The things I would give.

>>4430943
tank u

>>4429025
>>4430736
10/10

>>4430956
https://streamable.com/j5cmdp

>>4430999
I've heard her say daisuki. But there's just something about it being in English that might put me in a coma.

>>4431031
You're right, a small part of why I want the humming stream so much is that she's sure to drop another I love you or two.

>>4429025
>>4430736
>>4430822
>>4430935
>>4430956
I don't usually lurk these threads since I'm busy but I'll have to animate this for my next project...you all know the sites it'll be on. See you in a few weeks.
I'm so horny and lonely

reminder that Gura is probably watching Ina and you should be too

>>4431228
>The year is 2035
>Millions of chumbuds have legally changed their name to Watson to better feel the love of their oshi

>>4431288
I would but I still haven't played through Bayonetta despite buying it twice, so I'm holding out hope that Gura will play it some day. I really enjoy going into games that she plays blind.

>>4430595
She's so pretty!

>>4431356
I haven't played it either and I still have it on in the background while I stare at Gura's eyes. I don't think this spoils anything.

I feel a connection with nighttime /ggg/
Daytime /ggg/ kinda disgusts me.

>>4431644
I like when we're Gura lust or cute posting the most. Gura cute!

>>4431288
Way ahead of you, tako

Is it true? Gura doesnt give a shit about hololive?

>>4431836
The only thing that is true is that you are a faggot

>>4431836
It's true. Her Manipulation 5 lets her spin lies with an ease you can scarcely imagine.

>>4431644
Is it daytime or nighttime for you right now?

>>4431853
Don't give him (you)s, just ignore him.

>>4431644
If people saying they like Gura's eyes is what creeps you out I'm going to have to call you a faggot

>>4431853
>>4431886
don't shoot the messenger
gotta wonder what kfp meant by that tho

>>4431904
>If people saying they like Gura's eyes is what creeps you out
If you think that's what I'm talking about you haven't read much of this thread.

>>4432065
Oh. yeah, I scrolled past all that shit after waking up too and promptly forgot about it.

>>4431100
I'd blush. And probably be in a good mood for weeks.

I love Gura and am excited that she's going to stream today

Does 5ch have a dedicated Gura thread? I know futaba is too slow for individual threads but I'm too dumb to navigate 5ch.

>>4432700
Same.

>>4429025
brb, just going to send this to gura

>>4432897
Not that I've seen, just the ホロライブ thread. But then again, I too am retarded and might just not know how to navigate it.

wife start

>>4433197
>the patterns line up exactly
For some reason that makes the part of my brain that deals in pattern recognition seethe

How would Gawr Gura of Hololive EN react to being ignored for weeks by Amelia Watson of Hololive EN?

>>4433868
Increasingly frantic attempts to contact her as she wonders what she did wrong, obviously.

>>4433868
Don't speak of such things Anon. Watson would never do that to her good friend.

>>4433980
That feels wrong. She seems like the type to sit with the anxiety and keep it bottled up.

As I sit here eating a mushroom swiss burger I can't help but remember Gura saying mushrooms weren't good on burgers and how wrong that was. Sorry Gura. I still love you.

I need to organize my Gura folder, it took too long to find a picture of her eating a burger in the abyss of cute Gura pictures

She updated the thumbnail by the way if anyone wants to grab the new one too

>>4434191
They regularly talk to each other. She'd quickly notice Ame isn't responding when she messages her and not be able to stay quiet, escalating to asking her genmates if Ame has said anything about her. They'd confront Ame for her and would eventually have to shrink themselves and go inside Ame's body to kill the brain parasite making her this way.

>>4434392
Ah, you're right.

>>4434467
Why do I save these. I'm never going to post them.

>>4434441
You shouldn't leak the plotline for the TTRPG anon

>>4434501
That's not a thing in WoD, mind control things include Vampiric Domination, becoming a vampires ghoul, magical mind control from a mage, being blackmailed by any number of organizations, or possession by a wraith.

>>4434586
I-It was a joke anon...

>>4434586
Based setting knowledge anon.

I want Gura to mind control me to look into her eyes again.

>>4434749
I know she had the new thumbnail made before I posted this but fucking lol at hte coincidence

>>4434790
>>4434749
Well she made another new thumbnail so get to staring.

I would like to see Gura play Ace Combat

>>4434867
Yeah. The 5th one, specifically. I like that one.

why do ame and gura stream collabs work so well

>>4434834
Why did she make the thumbnail lewder? Is this going to be another extra horny Gura stream?

>>4434931
good chemistry because they're friends and play off each other well

>>4434939
It's not lewd her face is just flushed because she doesn't have an air conditioner.