/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>44123037
Kiki Love!

Kiki Love!!

>>44123037
60 minutes until next stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90NUbnFeqdI

I VERY love Kiki! (Again)

i like this bread better

I LOVE MY LOLIBABA WIFE!!!

I LOVE KIKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!

GIGI OLVE (for real this time)

my wife is the baddest biker in rabbaville

Mind status: Unchanged

>>44123361
BANIC

>>44123361
who let them out!?

How come Kiki won't tell us what her favorite エロゲ is?

i just noticed that i messed up the OP a bit by not putting on the spoiler text. not to mention the lack of a stream link. i formally apologize for the subpar quality

>>44123361
RUUUUUUUN

>>44123361
how many times is it gonna take wall boy?

>>44123668
just use the copy text button next time if you are using 4chanx

>>44123788
I only just realized that was a thing... For years I just disabled greasemonkey/tampermonkey/whatever so I wouldn't get (embed)

>>44123788
>if you are using 4chanx

>>44123788
>if you are using 4chanx

my guide to baking:
1. announce youre baking (important)
2. copy text from op with the button, paste into new bread window. put /pyon/ in subject field. edit previous bread number and next/current stream link
3. post bread. post KIKI LOVE.jpg, then post New Bread.png with crosslink. there is hardly ever a need to rush so much and crosslink before KIKI LOVE.jpg

>>44124134
nice recipe, saved.
so what are the signs that a bread needs to be made really soon?

>>44124134
I'm just a rabbit okay? You are expecting way too much from me...

>>44124283
open catalog, go to bottom, see pyon in the last few rows. third row = no rush dont even bake until it's at the middle. 2nd row rush but still follow recipe. last row? we're fucked just hurry do anything

>>44124378
>open catalog
when the time comes for an emergency bake, i'll do my best

>>44123507
Correct opinion !!

>>44124885
minichamp...

>>44124885
i see you, you bastard. better fucking stay in there before you try to steal any more of kikis kiki

>>44124967
lately we've been baking as soon as we hit page 10 so you can just do that instead. see page 10, follow recipe without a worry that's plenty of time

>>44124885
hey, thats me!

>>44124885
I WILL deck a child, don't fucking try me

>>44124885
Literally me

All these streams will be lost in time, like tears in rain...

>>44125847
those rabbits? me and kiki's litter

>>44125847
guys.... oh god oh fuck

>>44125847
is this real? fuck
heavens to betsy...

>>44125847
next long ass light novel based anime:
> My girlfriend's a rabbit?! I'm a NEET and have to get a job to feed our 9 kids and counting!

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1631076572449976322

>>44126200
can't wait, i have a couple surprises for you kiki

>>44126360
she bounced back from that pretty quick kek

>>44126729

>>44126729
every cubic centimeter of that wall was packed with champy...

>>44126729
oh fuckin hell IT WAS AN INFESTATION!!!

>>44126729
Kiki's entire sock drawer has gone missing...

I want to stick my wiener inside Kiki

why does kiki drink kwaf without milk or anything? it doesnt sound like she enjoys drinking it either

>>44126950
stubbornness? she's probably had it black for a long time. but now that it's instant it's utter shit without anything else. Kiki I recommend adding a pinch of salt. it sounds crazy but it'll knock some of the edge off the coffee

>>44126950
>>44127059
I'm not Kiki but I always drink mine black because I'm used to it and it doesn't taste bad to me like this or anything so no reason to drink a bunch of sugar and shit that I don't need.

Also less worry about cleanup later, doesn't get sticky or w/e

>>44126950
Most instant coffee is shit because people have been making it wrong the entire time. I like coffee black and it doesn't need anything

>>44127204

>>44127204
WE ARE

>>44127204
lelo

Kiki likes her coffee the same way she likes her...

>>44127952
...champy juice, multiple cups a day

>>44127059
i just use the same amount of spoons each time. you can make it as strong or weak as you want.

i like my coffee like I like my Kiki steaming hot

>>44128202
i like my coffee like I like my Kiki fragrant

i dont drink cawf so i just like kiki

i like my coffee like I like my Kikidripping wet ToT

>>44126360
lmao

I like my coffee the way I like kiki
cold brew, you have to wait all day for it to be ready

Heard a Kiki Classic in the cafe I ate at today

>>44128618
Which one out of the many

>>44128618
that's humble...i played kiki classics at work today.

force feeding bacon to Kiki

I take my coffee like Kiki takes hers_____

force feeding kiki beans

since the stream was delayed i took a shower

>>44128719
throwing a BLT at kiki!

>>44128789
gross

Kiki voluntarilly eating champickle

>>44125847
youre gonna need a bigger wall

>>44128672
Another Love by Tom Odell

here comes the train gigi! oh you silly quit struggling, that binding isn't going anywhere

>>44128839
it's fine i bought peppermint body spray

>>44128857
look at that you have done to her!

sex with Kiki

>>44128991
especially when she does this

LIVE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90NUbnFeqdI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90NUbnFeqdI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90NUbnFeqdI

>>44128857
you weren't supposed to save it

>>44129205
heh

CHAMCHAMCHAMPY

>>44128857
what is a bean but a plant egg after all, she has to eat them all

>>44129172

>>44129205

Even if you have YouTube premium if you’re in the waiting room but out of the app you won’t get any sound to indicate the stream has started it’s so annoying

>>44129278
oh god its getting worse!!! rebuild the wallllllll

>>44129278
it's over for kiki, the correctioning is upon us

>>44129335
Just bite the bullet and join the discord for the notifications. You don't have to actually talk in there

>>44129335
do you have auto play tuned off? i often find it goes live but it still has the play button as if i have to start it

>>44129416
Oh yeah I think that’s it thanks champy

`Intro start

I'm loving the new intro music

relevant

`Kiki on the telly!

I missed you, this was me last night.
went camping with some work friends again, we cooked fries and fajita tacos, it was pretty sweet

I have something to admit kiki, I have showered and I require hot snuggles with rabba for smell cleansing

new model with big tits?

>>44129691
That's awesome champy

>>44129691
sounds humble champ

where are the cunny pics Gigi?

When I was a five year old boy, my mom got a hair cut, and when she came home I cried for hours because she looked different. I've never been diagnosed as autistic, but always suspected..

what did the sky mean by this

`On other vtubers changing their models (-60)

It's ok, I delete my posts all the time in shame so I understand

>>44129691
actual pic from the trip

>>44129913
champ isreal

>>44129691
>>44129913
fire the original vtuber

>>44129914
>doesn't know that eveyone can still see them

>>44129913
last thing, i'm the same champ who did this cutting firewood the next morning

>>44130005
That's the joke he was going for...

Kill greenies. Behead greenies. Roundhouse kick a greeny into the concrete. Slam dunk a greeny baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy greenies. Defecate in a groon's food. Launch greenies into the sun. Stir fry greenies in a wok. Toss greenies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a greenies gas tank. Judo throw groons into a wood chipper. Twist greenies heads off. Report greenies to the IRS. Karate chop greenies in half. Curb stomp pregnant trannies. Trap trannies in quicksand. Crush greenies in the trash compactor. Liquefy greenies in a vat of acid. Eat greenies. Dissect greenies. Exterminate greenies in the gas chamber. Stomp greeny skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate greenies in the oven. Lobotomize greenies. Mandatory abortions for greenies. Grind greeny fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown greenies in fried chicken grease. Vaporize greenies with a ray gun. Kick old greenies down the stairs. Feed greenies to alligators. Slice greenies with a katana. Toss greenies into a huge meat grinder. Rip greenies in half with a chainsaw. Grind greeny baby fetuses into blenders. Feed greenies to bloodthirsty cheetahs. Skin greenies alive. Char greenies with a flamethrower.

`Talking about the week's schedule (-180)

Kill greenies. Behead greenies. Roundhouse kick a greeny into the concrete. Slam dunk a greeny baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy greenies. Defecate in a groon's food. Launch greenies into the sun. Stir fry greenies in a wok. Toss greenies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a greenies gas tank. Judo throw groons into a wood chipper. Twist greenies heads off. Report greenies to the IRS. Karate chop greenies in half. Curb stomp pregnant greenies. Trap greenies in quicksand. Crush greenies in the trash compactor. Liquefy greenies in a vat of acid. Eat greenies. Dissect greenies. Exterminate greenies in the gas chamber. Stomp greeny skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate greenies in the oven. Lobotomize greenies. Mandatory abortions for greenies. Grind greeny fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown greenies in fried chicken grease. Vaporize greenies with a ray gun. Kick old greenies down the stairs. Feed greenies to alligators. Slice greenies with a katana. Toss greenies into a huge meat grinder. Rip greenies in half with a chainsaw. Grind greeny baby fetuses into blenders. Feed greenies to bloodthirsty cheetahs. Skin greenies alive. Char greenies with a flamethrower.

`Candy cane legs comic (-35)

>>44130056
>thanks, I wouldn't have realized that without your astute observation, Champ

>>44129593
doctors in rabbaville don't hold back kek

does your funny smell good right now

Kaijiki

`Greenies copypasta (-50)

beginning to think she dunt like greenies much ladz...

greenie purge never happened.
but it should have.

It's a bad day to be a greenskin

walk softly and carry a big gun!

`Game start

>>44130178
nononononono anons on suicide watch

I carry a big gun in my pants

>>44130515
We don't call anons greenies here, whaddaya talkin about

wow kikikins, what a great opening

`Mission 1 start (Tutorial mission)

all my screenshots delete my mouse cursor :(

I'm gonna get a pavlov conditioning reaction to get sleepy because competitive DoW games are my 'shit to fall asleep to' ritual. I blame the commentary/caster guy's smooth voice.

Also yeah fuck the scout voice, easily the most grating one.

My humble music recommendation for today
https://youtu.be/hwla5xL-jtM

>>44130917
i tried as well TnT

the game audio is a little loud honestly

the bg music is a good level but when they talk, it's loud as fuck

Lord Commander Kiki

>>44131035
I think it's not too bad

i can never take gabriel angelos's voice seriously because he sounds like the narrator for the old lego star wars commercials

>>44131059
It's much louder than Kiki's humble voice

>>44131091
>A champymarine has fallen into the river in Bug City!

>just respawn
why didn't i think of that

my wife has clearly been working out at the library with little man

i'm so proud

>>44129854
go look for ocarina kiki, she might still be there...

Did you ever play Starcraft?

I am starving, Kiki please save me, let me eat your cunny out

Hubba hubba, I've caught you now kikins!

`This is one of Kiki's favorite games (-15)

It would only be boring if it wasn't you

I think Kiki is CUTE and I'm sick of pretending she's not!

Watching Kiki think and strategize makes me happy I love my clever rabbit wife

Everything is more fun when you do it with someone you love

i generate plasma for kiki everyday

sad that i have to do some school reps right now but i hope you all have a great stream, i love kiki and you all, especially when she's bloodthirsty and decimating xenos hubba hubba

>>44131535
this, she's better than me at rts kek

`Kiki being a brat (-50)

i serve rabkind

Kiki can you stop being so god damn sexy for one second? I can't take it anymore

>>44129691
I know this isn't a slow going comfy kind of game but if you have time later hope you can read this, ill continue enjoying the stream now

>>44131383
hur hur hur

`What are they gonna do, arrest me? (-25)

>>44131794
me on the left

Kiki's whole existence is illegal in Australia

>>44131858
haha illegal boy

Kiki is wanted by me <3

T-rektz

>>44131914
I POSTED THIS

Strayans saying ‘zed’ triggers my fight or flight

kiki what did you make of the great wall champ escape? isreal?

As you probably know Kiki, some squads specialize in either melee or ranged combat. A good tip for the commander is to remove him from the squad and send him into melee to "tie up" an enemy ranged specialist group.

>hubbabaloo
I've heard something like that(?) Hulabaloo?

I felt very tired but now that Kiki is here it's like the fog has lifted and my day has finally started for real...

kek time to see if the new funny little characters will pass the cute laugh filter

kiki how accurate is this image?

>>44132020
she can't even open it, haha she'll never know what it is

>>44132020
lewd

the original phrase is hullabaloo

Stupid scoutheads and their machines! What will they do next...

>>44132058
oh yeah i forgot she has to play fullscreen
haha fullscreen girl!

>inserting myself into Kiki while her silence as consent

kiki play hollow knight

thanks for giving permission to rape you

>>44132150
covering kikis mouth!
doing things to her while she can't talk therefore can't not consent!!

hey kiki


three fiddy lol

>>44132157
she did once...play it again gigi it was very humble

`Kiki did "that" laugh in front of her dad (-15)

>>44132259
fool... her silence was going to be coscent

Play mischief makers

hey kiki, we got all these art champs, now would be a great time for an aggie stream me thinks

Play Oddworld

play with my cock, using you're throat

>>44132352
Yab potential is through the roof

I always used to think slugga boyz are called that becase it's slugger, as in striker, but it's actually a reference to their idiot guns firing slugs.

>>44132449
slug=bullet

`Mission 2 start

>>44132413
its fine, she can edit streams now

my wife ha a beautiful mind

do you have ear rings kiki?

>>44132486
I know but I just used to think slugger is a verb about striking, not verb about shooting.

`Don't trust a woman with a nose ring (-15)

one per ear lobe is adequate, two is pushing it

>>44132250
lol

I want to milk Kiki like a cow...

i love my idolpilled rabbit wife

I don't like vtuber designs that aren't Kiki.

>>44132656
Loch Ness Champy?

>>44132449
i dunno, sounds unhumble

Kiki do you have any tattoos?

>>44132656
majestic champy

Aggie anon there's some mess to clean up in the canvas
I guess it's the same schizo from a few days ago

`Kiki could get a Champ Stamp (-15)

tattoo, eh. carving champy into your skin with a knoife, now we're talking

I like your pure, unblemished skin

kiki should get this guy's face tattooed on her arm

since I know you can't read this I love you so much kiki, you are so wonderful

phew, i almost deleted my kiki tattoo design

>>44132792

womb tattoos and crests are ToT

>>44132880
I love my menhera wife!

ok the game is getting a bit boring, I wish i liked this

>scars are better than tattoos
gigi no...

ok this game is getting a bit interesting, I wish i didn't like this as much as i do

>>44132969
gigi YES, my wife has great taste

ok this game is getting, I wish

>>44132969
they are visually more appealing

>>44132998
I'm not sure how I feel about her being a cutter...

you wouldn't tattoo "I am a good whore for Champy"

>>44132747
the blue? no that is just people on cellphones

/pyon/ vs /vtwbg/
3 March 2023 21:00 utc (4 March 2023 06:00am jst)
/pyon/ vs /rrat/
10 March 2023 17:40 utc (11 March 02:40am jst)
/pyon/ vs /lig/
12 March 2023 18:20 utc (13 March 2023 03:20am jst)

/vrt/ matches:

/vrt/ vs /vsinger/
4 March 2023 21:40 utc (5 March 2023 06:40am jst)
/vrt/ vs /nepolabo/
11 March 2023 17:00 utc (12 March 2023 02:00am jst)
/vrt/ vs /774/
17 March 2023 18:20 utc (18 March 2023 03:20am jst)

>>44133042
I doubt this, some fag is going to reply saying otherwise. I feel it

`People who play RTS games are annoying (-50)

>>44133075
let's score some fackin goals

knob'd

Don't worry they were just scoutheads.

`Kiki gets knobbed (-40)

>>44133075
oh it starts right when work is over for me, looking forward to it! year of the rabbit baybeee

>>44133082
otherwise

Kiki is very cute today!

shadow banned again so i'll lurk for a bit

I wish kiki would focus on my knob

will kiki ever try skirmish so we can see the emperor's GLORIOUS pyon chapter in action

i tested it once and it is across the entire site it seems

>>44133282
that's multiplayer isn't it? that would be cool

"The knob roams free"
Funny way to tell someone their fly is open

multitasking very nice

The stances don't really affect damage or anything, it's just for their AI behaviour whether they stand perfectly still or slightly chase enemies, whether to prefer ranged or melee etc.

Also if this is the base DoW and not one of the expansions, the scouts' damage is way too high for some reason.

>>44133328
Or vs AI.

hey kiki how you feeling today? feel like you got a longer endurance in ya?
wondering if i should put on a pot of kawf

>>44133328
it's like a bot match

same desu, Kiki gave me more energy

<Kiki's model in high def for the first time ever uuuuuoooohh

I'd love to see you eat with the new rigging

`Kiki threw up last night (-45)

aggie champ the aggie does need cleaning now, someone is shitposting

>>44133522
i wrote that

>>44133522
yeah that was me

>>44133386
I think stationary shooting has a lower miss chance

Kiki turned herself into a spring, funniest shit I've ever seen

we love cheering up our rabb

>>44133522
fixed

Where is the marshmallow thing to send? Never used it.

One day maybe I will work up the courage to send a vocaroo but I am shy

>>44133619

>haven't sent her a roo in like a month

yeah fingy champ hope youre up to date on your tetanus shot

hi kiki, finger's fine thanks
oh ogey i'm a bit shy about my voice but i'll give it a try

i was so nervous about sending you anything, i'm glad you like them

I am really shy and I have to write out everything I say, sorry

>>44133658
like which buttons to press or the mallow itself?

>>44133666
ah i made a transparent one if that's more useful

kiki cringes hard at mine

>>44133791
nice saved

>>44133791
i will take your thumbs up humbly

>>44133797
same

IM BEIING GROOOOOMED

>>44133782
shychamp unity

I get nervous that if I say too much in my vocaroo's you'll know who I am in chat, but I want to tell you more about my day.

>>44133782
This but also it's physically impossible for me to not sound like an insane menhera

If I've got my timezones correct, then the first divegrass match of the day should start at 2 AM JST March 4th

I've tried to record vocaroos for you but then when I begin to play the audio back I immediately delete it and consider taking a vow of silence for the rest of my life.

>>44133970
dont worry, she'll probably think your voice is hot

>>44133970
it takes me like 3 hours to send you a 5 minute vocaroo, i have to take like 20 takes to make it poifect

>>44133933
>>44133075
Yes if you mean when the first match of the day starts, they go from 02-07 jst

>>44133970
dont relisten to the whole thing just the first few seconds to make sure it started at all

>>44133786
Anything/everything. I don't know how any of this works. You need to register there to send? What's the Kikilink for it?

>>44134013
oh nice, miss ur poast

>>44133970
everyone feels that way, do it anyway, she needs more for her collection

>>44134044
Listening to even a second of my voice in a recording is all it takes to abort.

i want kiki to slob my nob

nothing makes me more happy than seeing kiki in a good mood bros

`Peepee (-20)

>>44134073
I just send walls of text instead

It's not a slur, it kind of means like "noble". Also the little nobs are just ork boyz.

this is why they banned this game in australia. kiki is now a corrupted youth.

>>44134053
i think the link is still in her YT community posts, to use it type/paste whatever in the text box then press the red button then the green button on the second menu. everything else is not used

i thought nob is just a thing brits use to call dumb people

when I was in high school me and my friends used to say the N word a lot

im sorry for being such a new fag but where do we send marshmellow/vocaroos?

no kiki, it's pronounced NOOB
GOD!

Gigi confirmed 'nob 'ed

>>44134183
I like the word "poltroon" it's funny

I want to slowly gain Kiki's trust and then pump and dump her in the worst way possible

Look at that ccv burgers win again

>>44134316
Playing with Kiki's rabbity heart is highly illegal.

loved your reaction to ducky tossing fooligans

>>44134337
>a numburger
rope is the only option

`Kiki sees through the beanposter's tricks (-25)

>she thinks there's only one beanposter

ogey, i will make kwaf, don't make me regret this

>>44134316
She won't fall for that trick again

i love her so much it hurts

aaaa my beans ack

are there any champs who AREN'T beanposters?

I had beans for dinner last night, and I'm going to have beans for dinner tonight. I'm not particularly fond of them, but I am poor and they are cheap

>>44134431
Based coffeebean post.

god i fucking love beans so much

>>44134464
Me with rice

haaha natto girl stinky stinky sticky natto girl

I like playing with Kiki's little bean

would kiki eat a little green bean or two?

this rabbit is made of beans

what if i put natto on my cock and balls and served it to you on a plate kiki
what would you do?

>"I don't like any beans except ones that are sticky and goopy and literally rotting"

kikichama...

rabbeans

Natto are basedbeans. Kiki is a onions girl

haha bean girl

and fun things are fun, rabbit is wise

`Red bean paste is good (-45)

what? kiki likes beans? cringe, I HATE beans now

Beanheads are slowly gaining acceptance. We're in.

One time when I was a kid I shitted in a public pool and they had to drain it

ahhhhh

>>44134720
me under the desk

>>44134690
did you fard too?

I'll cum in the pool if I want and you can't stop me

They suspected me but I denied everything and eventually they had to give up since they had no proof

>>44134720
i need a soundpost of this and the sound of water being poured into a mug from a meter high

>>44134773
Dastardly.

....Kiki

I shitted into my hand then stealithily stuffed it into the filter thing

ya just quickly pull em down and blast as hard as you possibly can without your eyes popping out of your skull from sheer exertion

>i don't want to think about it anymore
>keeps thinking about it

fat rabbit dump

kiki swam in the ocean once... people have peed and pooed in the ocean... kiki is the sewer rabb

The theoretical world record swim speed would involve shidding. Equal and opposing forces.

Indian champy...

>>44134773
>sniff..
>wait a minute... this is anons shit!

kiki what should i draw next

I CRACKED MINE AT THE SAME TIME
WE ARE

kiki you ever have koara no machi?

Kiki would you still love champy if he shat in the shower and stomped it down the drain?

>>44134935
kiki

>>44134927
I had a bit of a reputation as a serial pooper back then so I was the first suspect but they couldn't prove it

>>44134935
smug rabbit in the pool with champy and a brown log of mysterious origin floating between them

>>44134935
tiny kiki trying to pour coffee from a coffee pan that is way too big

>>44134964
that's a good idea, i was going to draw champy but you do make a compelling point

would kiki tic during sex? i sure hope so.

>>44134935
Champy eating sashimi off of Kiki's naked body

>>44135081
I always imagine she does

>sex on a pile of greenskins
imagine the smell

thanks for the suggestion

`Doing unspeakable things with Champy (-60)

>>44135080
Kiki-grime marinated flavour ToT

thats so hot

UUOOHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUCK KIKI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

that info's going in the spreadsheet

`Mission 3 start (-15)

>>44134984
Y'know what
Time for an update

thank you for the information, I will put it in my notebook

thank you for the important lore drop. added to the spreadsheet duly.

the faint sound of a few dozen champas pounding away at it could be heard in the distance

kiki how do you feel about ear nibbles?

>>44135160
`edit Doing unspeakable things with Champy (also important lore drop)

during that talk my Champy jr was twitching like crazy

>>44135321
yeah i'm gonna be 'lurking' for a bit

ganbare router-kun
also kiki upgrade your internet ya goose

>>44135401
She just did like two days ago, sewerboy

Kiki tics as each rope of Champy's Champy is shot inside her ToT

Prioritize upgrading listening posts. Adds more requisition and more firepower.

i want to try and do some penetration

>>44135450
oh nvm then, carry on

>>44135450
nta, no she didnt she just fixed the current one by using ethernet instead of wifi. champ donated for her to upgrade to a better pay plan

My wife is a master strategist - change my mind.

double kiki image!
the ears are small though

Kiki tics during hubba times with Champy confirmed
https://files.catbox.moe/l2o7yf.mp4

頑張って Kiki's internet

Duckies! Waddlers even.

i like you narrating and talking, it makes this so fun for me because i know nothing about this game or games like this

>>44135769
this is really good

>>44135683
couple of cute rabba heads

`Kiki likes to pretend she knows what she's doing (-65)

>>44135683
I like it
Looks like an album cover

>>44135769

>>44135683
i rike it, they are so expressive!

>>44135683
Don't look at me like that! Don't stop looking at me like that...

>>44135600
a master strategist you say..

>>44135948
actually knowing the story, this comparison is really ironic kek

i'm so glad you do, it seems to suit you well

`Playing strategy games is comfy (-30)

Gigi best rabemperor

DoW is just unreasonably epic and feelsy for what it is, the passionate voice acting and the way the units do it pretty autonomously really pulls you in.

i can't believe the booru is at 1432 posts... rabbits are very productive

my wife is very intelligent

>>44136473
Is this real? It looks real.

The librarian is edgy because he's a psyker - they're kinda retarded schizos.

>>44136317
40k edit when?

>>44136514
no wonder i love them so much

>>44136439
somebody better screenshot the funny number

Kiki is always an idol to me <3

scouts are best when you upgrade them with grenade launchers

`Ducky (-15)

>>44136566
I've been waiting for it for ages

>>44136609
Scouts don't get grenade launchers, or is it a campaign thing? Are you thinking of Chaos Cultist Squad?

>>44136726
i meant the guardsmen but i think she's been calling them scouts

>>44136647
gonna have a quick dinner, be back in a little bit

>>44136566
i'll try to get ahead on work reps so i can contribute to getting there

>>44136806
Guardsman hate! Scout marine hate!

It's been so long since you showed us your toothy grin. Do you even love us anymore?!?!

Oh, sorry
too hard?

do you need a butt pillow

rum pum pum the bum bum

Pro tip - buy one of those chairs made for fat people. They're extra sturdy and have more padding, so they're comfier than usual

>>44137125
i bought one and i can curl up and sleep in it like a cat, good advice

The missile launchers were a good idea.

from what?

Servitors are like jannies, don't feel bad.

kiki is going to be crouton girl soon

>>44137406
rude

that was tanky

champy cannon grows from kiki's idolness

i like when kiki insults people and things

she thinks we're imbeciles bros...

>>44137231
B^)

>>44137231
i dont get it

I didnt' get enough sleep last night and I'm getting assaulted by the sandman in the middle of the afternoon, AAAIIEEEEE