/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>43986591
Nah. There are other vtubers out there much deserving of my money, devotion, love and of course time.
That being said I just hope the current vtuber Im enjoying doesn't burn herself out with her own high expectations.

>>43986591
seething 2view roastoid whore hands made this.
You Will Never Be Loved.
You Will Never Be Picked.

>>43986591
I pick Pippa! Love my Pippa.

>>43986591
Picked and licked.

No, she’s a dime-a-dozen, especially amongst the wider YouTube population.

>>43986591
No way a furry already stained her.

>>43986591
Pipkin will pick me...
Or she
WILL.
BURN!!!

>>43986591
I prefer lumi

>>43986591
I would marry Pippa if I could

I swear I've seen this thread a thousand different times

Probably not, she seems like she'd be awful in any position, obviously can't pitch, doesn't pay attention enough for short stop, not strong enough to throw from the outfield, would drop pitches constantly behind the plate, couldn't cover bases. Let alone bat.

>>43986591
I already picked her months ago.

>>43986591
Kill yourself dogfucker

These femcel memes are the weirdest shit, it's like observing aliens.

>>43986591
No, I hated that bitch ever since she laughed at the wrestling vid. Not as much as I hate Lumi, Rosemi or Kronii though.

>>43986774
>>43986778
>>43986808
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>>43991050
Eat the cookies

>>43992388
Does Pippa even has unicorns?

>>43986591
>>43987147
why are these edits so mediocre?

>>43986745
Riifu?

>>43991770
>laughed at the wrestling vid
qrd? Better not just be your autism.

>>43986591
Why would a man ever complain about that? I will fucking rape you whore

>>43992768
The antis tend to be sea and use discord

>>43988593
And another ten thousand are being manufactured as we speak

https://discord.gg/cA5CX5SkJx

>>43987147
>>43986591
Would marry

Kill yourself Henri, I know you're in here.

>>43986591
>please pick me
>Okay I pick you

>HOW DARE YOU PICK THAT WOMEN SHE JUST WANTS YOUR ATTENTION
>... thats why i picked her?

Why do women get so angry when one of them treats men nicely?

>>43992768
Just like the people who make them.

>>43994142
Because it drops the market value of female attention, chud!

I summon, all five pieces of Pip-Nigger! With this, all /vt/sisters on the field will spend the rest of the week seething and feeling inadequate about themselves!

>>43987147

>>43992713
The biggest one is Henri

>>43988593
phase antis are nothing if not consistent

>>43996104
Henri is her biggest anti. If you ever encounter him on this board, tell him to kill himself.

>>43991050
I take offense to being compared to OP

>>43996228
He only became an anti after she personally banned him. Prior to December he was the biggest gosling.

>>43992853
nta but someone asked her via marshmallow if she watches wrestling, and she replied that she's only watched 1 match "with Asuka."

>>43992768
Made by women

>>43986591
Personally no but i respect the grift, hell id even say my GFE oshi is way more of a "pick me" than the rabbit

>>43992768
Small corpo = small and talentless fanbase, please understand.

>>43996588
Many such cases.

>>43994142
They're terrible people and if one woman starts acting kind, she "steals" away the male attention.

I can't oshi any of the girls in phase connect, they're too crazy. It's like going to the circus and getting to meet the animals- it's cool, but you wouldn't want to take them home with you.

>>43995002
While you spend 3 day vacation

Imagine being a woman and getting psyoped into thinking making yourself appealing to men is a character flaw. That you're not a proper female part of society unless you're a grating shrew and expecting men should still just throw themselves at your feet by virtue of having a vagina

>>43986591
No

>>43996588
Don't forget she gave him a second chance

>>43996310
Anon he meant the anti who fucked a dog irl

>>43997424
I wouldn't say talentless the community has made a couple of songs for pippa and a ad to vote

>>43998146
Understandable

Pippa comment on Desertorium videos
I'm beginning to think the pickme meme is true

THE SCHIZOS OF PHASE-CONNECT

Lia’s Light (by Pure Flakes) and HENRIFIRE (by Ikari Henri)
https://twitter.com/IkariTenri/status/1630173251354652673
https://www.captiongenerator.com/v/2286441/the-schizos-of-phase-connect-(lia's-lighthenrifire)

FLAKES: So many times out there
I've watched Vtubers out there
Of Oshis and their fans enjoying the night.
They had a kind of glow around them
It almost looked like Heaven’s light.
I knew I'd never know
This parasocial glow
Though I might wish with all my might.
No boy as depressed as I
Was ever meant for Phase’s light.
But suddenly an Angel embraced me,
Her name, Ashelia Rinkou...
I dare to dream that she
Was sent by God to me.
And as I draw my fanarts tonight
Phase-Connect Unity seems so bright
For I know, and love, LIA’S LIGHT!…

/vt/: Who are we?
Hololive fans!
Fuck Nijisanji
And fuck VShojo even more!
Nyanners is a traitor,
And Kson is an even bigger traitor!
Veibae and Luxiem should die
Ogey rrat

HENRI: Holy Neuro-sama
You know I’m your most pious fan
Of my goslinging I’m justly proud
(/vt/: YAGOO IS BEST GIRL!)
HENRI: Blessed Neuro-sama
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, normie, fleshtuber watching crowd
(Fuck Pokimane, fuck ethots)
Then why I still see Pippa here,
Why her Pipkin is in my mind
Why her cute eyes still scorch my soul?
(Pippa is based, Pippa is based)
The pain of getting banned again
Is making me LOSE my fucking brain,
And the meds don’t even work again!
(What a schizo! What a schizo!)

YOU BANNED ME!
YOU C*CKED ME!
YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME!
(*grabs pippanties*)
YOU KEK’D ME
YOU BUCKED ME
AND YOU HAVE BROKEN ME!
(*/vt/ reappears*)

It's not my fault (MEA CULPA!)
It is Xalabussy! (GET A TULPA!)
That f*g was the one who set me aflame! (STAY OUT OF /PCG/!)
I protected her (WHAT A RETARD!)
But I said Carried, (WHAT A LOLCOW!)
AND NOW I’M SEVERELY FUCKING DEPRESSED!
(STOP SHITTING UP THE BOARD!)

My beloved yabbit,
You’re still posting your based memes
While I watch you torture my cock and balls!
DESTROY PIPKIN PIPPA!
LET PHASE AND VTUBERS GO TO HELL!
If you won't be my own Oshi again...

(song pauses, Chase knocks on the door)
CHASE: Henri, every Phase Friend blocked us on Twitter.
HENRI: (speaking) The fuck?
CHASE: And Kiwifarms fucked my ass. I’m offline.
HENRI: But how? I... Never mind. The war is not lost!
I'll have her! I'll have her even if it takes A BILLION ALTS!

(song resumes)
HELLFIRE
PINK FIRE
NOW YABBIT, IT'S YOUR TURN!
CHOOSE ME OR AN HERO
UNBAN ME OR YOU'LL BURN!
(*burns pippanties*)

YAGOO have mercy on you…
(YOUR OSHI HATES YOU!)
YAGOO have mercy on Me…
(MOVE ON DUDE!)
But Pipkin will be mine…
Or she
WILL.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE SCHIZOS OF PHASE-CONNECT

Lia’s Light (by Pure Flakes) and HENRIFIRE (by Ikari Henri)
https://twitter.com/IkariTenri/status/1630173251354652673
https://www.captiongenerator.com/v/2286441/the-schizos-of-phase-connect-(lia's-lighthenrifire)

FLAKES: So many times out there
I've watched Vtubers out there
Of Oshis and their fans enjoying the night.
They had a kind of glow around them
It almost looked like Heaven’s light.
I knew I'd never know
This parasocial glow
Though I might wish with all my might.
No boy as depressed as I
Was ever meant for Phase’s light.
But suddenly an Angel embraced me,
Her name, Ashelia Rinkou...
I dare to dream that she
Was sent by God to me.
And as I draw my fanarts tonight
Phase-Connect Unity seems so bright
For I know, and love, LIA’S LIGHT!…

/vt/: Who are we?
Hololive fans!
Fuck Nijisanji
And fuck VShojo even more!
Nyanners is a traitor,
And Kson is an even bigger traitor!
Veibae and Luxiem should die
Ogey rrat

HENRI: Holy Neuro-sama
You know I’m your most pious fan
Of my goslinging I’m justly proud
(/vt/: YAGOO IS BEST GIRL!)
HENRI: Blessed Neuro-sama
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, normie, fleshtuber watching crowd
(Fuck Pokimane, fuck ethots)
Then why I still see Pippa here,
Why her Pipkin is in my mind
Why her cute eyes still scorch my soul?
(Pippa is based, Pippa is based)
The pain of getting banned again
Is making me LOSE my fucking brain,
And the meds don’t even work again!
(What a schizo! What a schizo!)

YOU BANNED ME!
YOU C*CKED ME!
YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME!
(*grabs pippanties*)
YOU KEK’D ME
YOU BUCKED ME
AND YOU HAVE BROKEN ME!
(*/vt/ reappears*)

It's not my fault (MEA CULPA!)
It is Xalabussy! (GET A TULPA!)
That f*g was the one who set me aflame! (STAY OUT OF /PCG/!)
I protected her (WHAT A RETARD!)
But I said Carried, (WHAT A LOLCOW!)
AND NOW I’M SEVERELY FUCKING DEPRESSED!
(STOP SHITTING UP THE BOARD!)

My beloved yabbit,
You’re still posting your based memes
While I watch you torture my cock and balls!
DESTROY PIPKIN PIPPA!
LET PHASE AND VTUBERS GO TO HELL!
If you won't be my own Oshi again...

(song pauses, Chase knocks on the door)
CHASE: Henri, every Phase Friend blocked us on Twitter.
HENRI: (speaking) The fuck?
CHASE: And Kiwifarms fucked my ass. I’m offline.
HENRI: But how? I... Never mind. The war is not lost!
I'll have her! I'll have her even if it takes A BILLION ALTS!

(song resumes)
HELLFIRE
PINK FIRE
NOW YABBIT, IT'S YOUR TURN!
CHOOSE ME OR AN HERO
UNBAN ME OR YOU'LL BURN!
(*burns pippanties*)

YAGOO have mercy on you…
(YOUR OSHI HATES YOU!)
YAGOO have mercy on Me…
(MOVE ON DUDE!)
But Pipkin will be mine…
Or she
WILL.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>43991770
>the Roseschizo also antis Kronii and Phase

>>43986591
Nah, i hate girls that speak screaming.

Ants are not a problem for me.

>>43994142
It raises the bar for all of them.
Whos going to willingly date a feminist bitch? They can only get anything above a male feminist if functional men have no other choice but date one of them.

>>43986591
Of course, I do. She's a good egg that entertains her audience and streams on a consistent basis

>>43986591
I already picked Lumi. But maybe I'll change my mind if Pippa does GFE before her.

>>44003010
Genuine question who is evil gen 2 I never here anything about them?
I know wonton girl is one but that's it

>>43998538
That's why they hate pickmes so much. If it weren't for pickmes, they could get away with being insufferable, and men would have no choice but to still date them, because there'd be no other options. Pickmes undermine the whole operation.