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Please stop dying edition

>> No.43874936

>>43874573
Life is moving too fast for the old girls

>> No.43875001
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>>43874573
These are my two favorite hags!

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>>43875001
They are cute

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I like hags because they are comfy and make me feel safe. I know if I were in the trenches in ww1 Botan would be there for me, she would comfort me when I’m afraid

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Have burger in these trying times my fellow haggots

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Thread #179
Previous thread >>43768139

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>>43875594
If it was actually ww1 she would be a field nurse, tending to your wounds, women didn’t fight in combat back then

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>>43876573

>> No.43878341

>>43875001
>>43875594

This is just doxing at this point.

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Hot take, I like big hag tits.

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>>43876940
Thank you friend

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>>43879577
no problem sire

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SOON

>> No.43880117

>>43879577
I wish I had my own Mio to pet whenever I feel down or when I feel like pampering her with my love.

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>>43880065
SOON

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>>43880117
Get a hag gf and have her cosplay as Mio so you can headpat her and have her call you a good boy whenever you want
For added realism find one that looks similar to her RM

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I love my wife and her gf!

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>>43874573
I was asleep!

>> No.43883553

>>43880724
If there was a hag like that where I lived and she were single I think I'd probably try my luck and get to know her. Alas, such a thing doesn't exist and I also don't have the transport to go into the city and find myself a hag that looks similar / behaves like Mio.
Also that cosplayer looks really, really stunning and gorgeous. Don't know whether its because she looks like Mio or that I like her smooth her legs are but I'd really want to hang out with her and try and make her happy.

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>>43883553
Yeah, Japanese cosplayers are on a whole other level
Here’s the same girl in Mio’s new outfit
Think she’s the same age as Mio too

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>> No.43885029
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Koyo-chan is the cutest!

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Do lolibabas go here or /uoh/? She openly talks about being a hag often.

>> No.43885937

>>43884482
Gotta love hags with an instant activation button

>> No.43886124

>>43885937
All kemonomimi hags have a spot above their tail that hikes their butt up, it’s a holdover from when animal mommies licked that spot to clean their rear

>> No.43887701

>>43886124
Perfect for raising their butts up and having a nice lick or two

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>> No.43888816

>>43885136
If she's really a hag you can post her in both. /uoh/ only cares about model and we already have lolibaba posting with Tenma here

>> No.43888849

>>43887703
I want both of these hags at the same time. The pirate hag can help me pin down the elf hag to get her nice and wet.

>> No.43889080

>>43874573
We're dying... just like the eggs of our favorite hags...

>> No.43889174

>>43887703
...can long-tailed bush tits even bleed from their nostrils like this?

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>(You) realize that you havent had a medical checkup in like, years
>Koyori overhears it,mentions the state of the art equipment in the lab and tells you she will do it if you help with an experiment
>You take on her offer
>Fast for 12 hours, pee on a cup,get your blood taken, in just ten minutes you get some results. Koyori mentions everything is great at first glance
>But she can go a bit more in depth if you want. She has a weird satisfied look as she says this
>Still say yes, you are kinda worried of cancer.
>She takes some more blood, a few hairs and gives you a sandwich (homemade) so you dont feel like shit
>Results come back, Koyori bites her lower lip, breathing heavily as she tells you its all in fantastic state, your genes are amazing and your immunologic system is top notch
>Only one last test, it might be ''intrusive''. She starts a recording device and puts it on the table next to you
>Agree anyway. She kneels in front of you and makes you drop your pants. Instant Erection
>''Top Notch Libido'' she says, as she inspects your erection,salivating and sweating ''Superb lenght, girth and even curvature''
>Plants her nose in your sack and starts huffing your musk. ''Unbelievable Pheromone and Semen production''
>Puts a condom on you and drops her pants
>As you poung her, she screams ''AMAZING TECHNIQUE''
>As soon as you cum, she makes you pull out and catches the condom, entranced with your ejaculation
>''Exceptional ejaculation volume'' she barely gets a sample on a machine as she greedily drinks the rest
>''More than twice the spem count of a normal ejaculation'' she bends over the table, shaking her ass for you
>You oblige, pounding her again, she can barely breath yet she keeps narrating
>''SPERM HIGHLY MOBILE, AGRESSIVELY WANTS TO PASS ON ITS GENES''
>The rest of her clothes go fliying, you keep going
>''COMBINATION OF FACTORS FORCES OVULATION, MULTIPLE OVUMS MIGHT GET FORCEFULLY RELEASED''
>Your hips are a blur, as she screams, moans and squirms, lost in pleasure
>''RISK..OF..FUCK,...RISH...IMPREGNA-IMPREG-SHIT...NATION...INMI..MINNEEEENT''
>You both finish, dark spots dancing in your vision as you pump everything you have inside of Koyori
>You almost black out, your knees feel weak, Koyori is still trembling after her orgasm, the floor below her drenched with her girlcum
>''Mul...multi-multiple Ovums fertilized'' she is barely concious, twitching as she tries to reach her recording device
>''Experiment is a sucess...Anon is Dr Koyori's most compatible mate''
>She takes a look at you, and flashes a smile
>''Projected offspring from the experiment: Three''

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I see a lot of PolFlare here so I'll do my part (somewhat)

>> No.43889312

>>43889238
If Koyori really liked me she wouldn;t have to lie.

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>> No.43889669

>>43889238
The perfect Koyo fantasy

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>>43888816
Here’s a 40 year old lolibaba retrogamer hag
She sings too
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OyEdoTIjczs

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>> No.43892126

>>43891447
>retrogamer
I will watch your chuuba

>> No.43892226

I... requested this on the drawthread and somebody delivered
>>43866343
OR : Anon being a powerbotton and sucking Botan's average size cock
Before you feel insecure let me tell you that Botan isn't average at all, that's big

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Game about Flare finally got released
https://twitter.com/sulpx/status/1629780285624557569
The bosses are vtubers close to Flare so there's something for every haglover

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>>43892226
Here, have some more
https://files.catbox.moe/zvquf9.jpeg

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>>43892464
Not gay but the things I would do to this Lion's dick...

>> No.43892663

>>43892523
Botan's penis:
8", uncircumcised, as thick as a beer bottle. It's so long that when she squats close to the ground, her fat lioness dick hits the ground. She's usually soft, but if she gets turned on, watch out! She's not going to stop using you until she's completely satisfied.

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>>43892663
oh boy..

>> No.43893054

>>43892850
Who's this hag?

>> No.43893124

>>43893054
Looks like Fumi

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>> No.43893963

>>43893190
I want to eat Senchou's ass

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>> No.43894108

>>43874573
I LOVE CHRISTMAS CAKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE MY MILFS IN TRAINING

>> No.43894362

>>43894108
There’s nothing better than getting a christmas cake gf and training them into a alluring hag
Like taking an ok wine and cellaring it for several years, only to taste it and realize it’s the best you ever had

>> No.43894564

It’s only a matter of time before all women turn old
Their once perky tits, sagging heavy and nipples darkening ever so slowly
Their body softening in more places after every successive kid, hips widening and ass to match, their favorite college jeans barely fit
Their pubes getting ever thicker, not wanting to bother to “bikini wax” every season to maintain a youthful look anymore

>> No.43894989

>>43894064
Not a fan of armpit hair, but God look at that bush

>> No.43896262

>>43893190
I want to be senchous chair

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I want Koyori to step on me as my reward for being a good boy

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Post big asses

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>>43880632
Why do people keep posting Lulu instead of her actual current persona when bringing up soon to be hags?

>> No.43899410

>>43898710
Doesn't she stream only with a cam now? Also I think it's the same dude who posts Sana, he likes graduated chuubas I guess. It fits more in /grave/ though.

>> No.43899990

>>43899410
She does a mix of vtuber and real life streaming.

>> No.43900092

>>43899990
I wonder if at that point it's still correct consider her a vtuber, personally I think someone like Kson stopped being a vtuber a long time ago. SwaggerSouls isn't a pngtuber despite most of his content using that, etc.

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>>43897428
Might not be the biggest but boy does it drive me wild

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>>43900530
I like kemonomimi hags that are in a "fuck me now" pose. It looks like they're on heat

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>>43900579

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>> No.43905768

>>43900579
It's part of their instincts to submit to a strong male and present themselves for a proper breeding

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>>43902973
I want to fuck this doog so bad

>> No.43906847

>>43906078
Please do not cuck the fatcat, at least have a threesome like a decent person.

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my favorite hag

>> No.43907341

>>43906972
ToT

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>> No.43909260

>>43906847
The fatcat is a given. That's why I didn't even mention her.

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I want to fill this hags womb with my love

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>> No.43916644

Here's some BIG Koikatsu cards for any hag lover who has the game
Marine : https://kemono.party/patreon/user/52578368/post/60034127
Botan : https://kemono.party/fanbox/user/6309020/post/5277016
Mio :
https://kemono.party/patreon/user/52578368/post/78521969

>> No.43918056

>>43916644
Big God Mio truly living up to her name

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>> No.43921380

>>43893054
fumi from nijisanji. she likes gundam and her genmate hoshikawa calls her old lady when they collab

>> No.43922089

>>43921380
She’s also a friend of Noraneko

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I need to do the intercourse with the lion

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>>43925152

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Remember that you can check /hag/'s next matches on the wiki
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hag/#Official_Match_History

>> No.43928763
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>Botan just RTd this
https://twitter.com/_Kmasaki/status/1629045310847848449
Really hard to not breed the hags

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>>43928763
Sometimes it feels like the smug lion knows about hag lust and is teasing us

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Just wanted to announce you guys that I've just married Polka

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>>43891447
>lolibaba
>retrogamer
>good singer (with original songs too?)

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the thing about hag chuubas in a lot of cases, is that many of them have been online for so long that there is at least a few people who have watched them or followed them since they were kids/teenagers and have been groomed into following them forever. and i can say this because I am one of those people

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>>43938613
Is there a crueler fate than to be groomed by hag and not being taken by her?

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>> No.43941727

SSSSEEEEEEXXXXXXX
https://www.youtube.com/live/xmTqv6eStJI?feature=share

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>>43934276
>>43892126

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https://files.catbox.moe/eccn2j.jpeg

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Would you?

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>>43943988
Yes

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>>43943988
Most definitely

>> No.43947087

Which hag has the hairiest butthole?

Asking for masturbation purposes

>> No.43947397

>>43947087
botan. mio a close second. really any of the animal themed hags would be a proper choice

>> No.43949255
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>>43947087
>>43947397
Definitive Hololive asshole chart
Would you tongue punch your chuuba’s fartbox?

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>>43947087

>> No.43950032

>>43949819
Penultimate one is the best and has the best girls.

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>>43949819

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>>43950448
Who is the artist of this fine pieces

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>>43950495
Artist is Hachimiya
Crops are from this book https://nhentai.net/g/443001/
He also has another one out that isn’t translated https://nhentai.net/g/415184/
Both are anal only

>> No.43951632

>>43949819
Absolutely. As long as it was clean before and has hair, of course

>> No.43952904

>>43949819
Only if I can stuff my meat into it right after

>> No.43953327

>>43952904
Anal is for after breeding or pregnancy hags only
She can be rimmed at any time however or if she begs to be filled in the butt bad enough

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>> No.43954437

>>43953327
I'm afraid I'll be using that hole whether she wants it or not

>> No.43954830

>>43951155
>has a page dedicated to my oshi
>Itsgangbang shit
Ah, I know why I memoryholed this doujin

>> No.43955208

>>43954437
You gotta get her used to it first
Stick a finger in while you’re breeding her, rim her out before you eat her pussy, make her your little anal slut
Plus if she gets into it you can make her squirt that way since she can feel your dick rubbing against her pussy from the other side wall
There’s a reason why jp censors only blur the pussy

>> No.43955403

Is Ui mama a hag?

>> No.43956131

>>43954830
>not gang banging your oishi with your bros
>not participating in gang banging your bro's oishi
Unleash the coomer within

>> No.43956213

How big are koros koros

>> No.43956507
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>>43956131
Because I wanna have a healthy marriage with kids we made together out of pure haglust
Plus throw in a few retellings to them about how hot their mom looked in her little black dress at that wine tasting that one fateful night

>> No.43956581

>>43956213
Pretty big for JP standards but nowhere near Noel
There’s a pic of her RM out there with a boob window shirt on in public that’s really filled out

>> No.43956719

>>43956131
I'm not a cuck, sorry

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Imagine going to your girlfriend Marine's home and seein Mio wearing her outfit and talking like her. She makes you follow into "her" bedroom. You both start to make up and you notice a pirate and a fox in the wardrobe looking at you with a really lewd smile

>> No.43957376

>>43956789
Trapped in the Closet Hololive Edition

>> No.43957498

>>43956131
Anyone that unironically thinks like this doesn't deserve a hag to begin with. Get lost.

>> No.43957500

>>43956507
I sure hope that when she tries on that little black dress again it's even smaller than before

>> No.43957760
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This is one of the new kits we have for next league. There's a 3rd kit that... really doesn't look that good with this body model, gomen.
And btw
>Start a match to see the kits
>Lui scores at 2 minutes
Damn, these hags are strong

>> No.43958107

>>43957500
>she digs it out from storage for your 15th anniversary
>tries it on but it looks more like black bodypaint now
>after 5 kids her cleavage is starting to spill out over the top, and the bottom barely fits over her shapely hips and ass, leading to a full pantyshot whenever she sits down
>she can clearly see an outline of her tummy through the fabric
>on second thought, maybe she could wear it out to dinner after all

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>tfw the only girls that can be considered hags for you are Mio and Botan (and even them by not that much)
It's too late for me to be groomed...

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>>43956507
Based and lovepilled
Plus my wife looks good in black

>> No.43958411

>>43956131
I get it. Mio deserves all her holes filled.

>> No.43958467

>>43958298
In the same boat, just turned 30 so already feeling it
But at least you’ll have common ground with a girl near your age, younger women are so insufferable
When you’re sick you can be her little man though

>> No.43958730

>>43958366
Mio looks always good in anything black
hehehe...

>> No.43958764

>>43958467
>you’ll have common ground with a girl near your age
I see no problem with that, it was only to say that at this point I'm disillusioned and can't be "inexperienced" to have the same level of fetish that this thread is about. Still want to fuck my hagshi though.
>When you’re sick you can be her little man though
That's really nice, my hagshi is even good at cooking so a nice warm soup and a headpat would be appreciated

>> No.43958891

>>43957760
/hag/ is having a good pre-season, just hope they haven't wasted their powers too soon

Also, actual Pochi model? Nice!

>> No.43959104

>>43874573
What age does hag start?

>> No.43959139

>>43959104
Technically 30+ but the Council needs to give the rank first upon revision

>> No.43959412

>>43959104
+30 but hag isn't only about age. Personality and attitude matters. Just think in someone like Mio when you think what a hag is

>> No.43960101

>>43959412
Most of the Holohags are good hags too, Mio and Botan may be ideal but Polka would be a joy to be around
Don’t forget Nijihags, Toko can rival Mio on raw sex appeal

>> No.43960151

>>43960101
Mio and Botan...
Black...

>> No.43960336

>>43960101
Yeah I know, Just saying that he should see Mio as an example of Prime Hag and then see other hags. Every hag has some of Mio on them

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>>43960151
Black is slimming

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>>43959104
Thirty

>> No.43960853

>>43960637
Yeah, how curious that the hags fit black pretty well
Love hags

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>> No.43960985

>>43960919
>housewife
Hate when authors do that.
>No Husband mentioned in the doujinshi
>No ring
>Just a word in the title
And that makes it NTR. Why are they so alergic to single old women

>> No.43961179

If I believe 28 years old is peak feminimity, will I be shunned from here?

>> No.43961220

>>43961179
Yes, but you're not entirely wrong. Just add +2 years

If we speak biologically 14-16 is peak feminity but we talk about hags only here

>> No.43961233

I want a mid thirties, sexually confident holomem to smuggly jack me off then make me eat her out

>> No.43961289

>>43961179
>>43959104
>>43959139
>>43959412
>>43960773
By standard yes. Cakes need to be reeeeeeally good at what they do

>> No.43961322

>>43960985
Are you retarded or just obsessed?
>>43961220
Um, anon I think you mean peak fertility.

>> No.43961412

>>43959139
>the Council
Holy shit, imagine larping about anime girls. Get a grip.

>> No.43961437
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>>43960853
If the hag is right, anything can look good on them
Especially their birthday suit

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>>43961220
Friendly reminder that 30-40 is when a hag is most sexually needy and hungry for a man

>> No.43961756

>>43961618
My soon to be 27 year old oshi is about to get it. About to give her a good dicking down

>> No.43961969

>>43961322
What do you think housewife mean anon?

>> No.43962066

>>43961412
NTA, but The Council is just thread meme that we have with the Council from Star Wars. Lurk moar. We have some way to decide if someone is suitable for this thread though. If you post a non hag someone will tell you to fuck off or just ignore you

>> No.43962107

>>43961969
I thought she married the house, you never know with all these retards around

>> No.43962192

>>43962066
lol, lmao
I've been here since the beginning and I've thought it was dumb since then.

>> No.43962247

>>43961618
Is the reason they are that needy at that age is because all their eggs might expire if they don't get a dicking ASAP?

>> No.43962806

POST HAG PITS.
NOW.

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>>43962806
What do you need those for?

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>>43962192
Star Wars references are funny!

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>>43962806

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>> No.43965673

>>43963633
>>43964188
Where's the hair/stubble?

>> No.43966584

>>43964188
The things I'd do to lick that pit.

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>>43965673
Here
https://files.catbox.moe/z5iene.png

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>> No.43969031

>>43967901
Boobs are too big, but I still appreciate it.

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Are you man enough?

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>>43970065
>3.5 in
>one shot glass worth of cum after 90 minutes
>done for the next four hours
Absolutely not.

>> No.43970501

>>43970460
The trick is to don't give your dick time to rest. I can cum 3 times without stoping

>> No.43970931

>>43970065
No. But I'm trying to work out more so that one day I can full nelson a hoe and pretend it's my oishi

>> No.43972502

>>43970931
Same but with stand and carrying my future gf
All the workout benfits of full nelson but super close
and initimate
And your supporting hands are on her butt

>> No.43972586

>>43970065
Maybe?
All my best muscle is from my waist down
Problems of doing sports that favor legs

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>> No.43978196

Is sex with old women really a viable option?

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>>43978196
The evidence say yes

>> No.43981496

>>43979501
I'll need a hag for a day or a week to help me verify these findings

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Pure. Hag. Sex.

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Delicious

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Any non-holoniji hag lovers?

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been awhile since I've watched this hag cook. She's still got the same music after all this time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsTK2WdIbsI

>> No.43994003

HAGS

>> No.43994007
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I've seen the light. Ever since I started watching this wonderful lolibaba hag I fully understand the appeal of a sweet, older woman. She loves her fans, puts forth everything into streaming and communicates openly and frequently. Compared to all the nonsense of menhera young girls I can never go back. Forgive me that it took this long to see that a hags true appeal is the personality, not the body. My eyes are open.

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>> No.43996357

>>43996212
Jesus Christ Lui is high octane boner fuel

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>> No.44000414

>>43998834
sniff

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>>43985950
Mint is my favorite English vtuber.

>> No.44007777

>>43985950
luv me some Mint and Tenma

>> No.44008597

>>44007777
Tenma isn't even a cake, though she does have strong hag energy.

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>>43985950
My favourite Hag, Hana

>> No.44009122
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>>44008597
I hear you anon, but it's been months of random people coming in to post that yet she doesn't seem important enough for someone to actually present hard proof, unfortunately. Months of periodically digging have only pulled up claims that she "accidentally showed" her age on stream years ago, so she's a hag in my heart regardless
She sounds (and even sometimes) acts older than some hags regularly posted here so I'm just going to keep posting since no one has an issue lol. I think finding out that she's younger would make for a plus anyways since she's already amassed plenty of hag energy

>> No.44010534

hag no die

>> No.44010691
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>>44009122
No one minds since she doesn't have offences against hagdom.

>> No.44010988

>>44009122
Wait, she isnt 30?

>> No.44011917

>>44010988
IIRC she's 28.

>> No.44013431

I want a hag to sit on my lap in public but without anyone realizing that my dick is inside her

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>> No.44014469

>>43889238
>Superb length, girth and even curvature
Sorry mate, you lost me there. Go on without me bros...

>> No.44015095

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mOMbgOM_x28

>> No.44015302

>>43905768
That rules everyone on /vt/ out.

>> No.44016084

>>43905768
Strong is good but most hags like an emotional connection too
Best combo is to lift and be confident without being a jerk about it
If you seem put together you’ll be more approchable, only reveal your true degeneracy until you’re totally comfortable with the other person

>> No.44016709

>>44015302
kek

>> No.44017093

>>44015302
Not exactly
I can bridal carry a girl if I focus hard enough

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>> No.44020159

Feeling kinda sick today
I want nothing more to snuggle against a hag’s chest and nurse me back to health

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>>44020159
Make sure to rest well anon

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>> No.44027421

>>44025128
You know, the moment one anon pointed out that this illustrator is a closeted necrophiliac, i never stopped being weirded out by his coloring technique. They look undead.

>> No.44027527

>>44025128
Me on the right

>> No.44028126

>>44025128
I want all of them to sit on my face

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>> No.44030412

>>44027421
Mio's the only one that looks undead imo. No one should have skin colour that is nearly yellowish.
Would still slap it though.

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Hag feet
https://twitter.com/suzutaro3D/status/1630506355525324801

>> No.44031415

I feel horny about this image
https://twitter.com/ikayaki_4/status/1630571690173566976

>> No.44031448

>>44030561
Nothing like getting jerked off by a queen's soft feet

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I just want to have sex with a Hag

>> No.44032775

>>44032254
Same
Doesnt even matter if I’m a few years to being an ojisan myself, 30-45 year olds are hot
My oldest cousin recently had his 40 year old girlfriend move in with him after he jumped on a dating app on a whim during a cross country vacation and found her
She’s so chill and fun to be around, makes me realize there’s still good women out there
Gonna do the same when I go to Japan this year, maybe I’ll find my Mio

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This thread is in dire need of hag legs

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>> No.44035767

>>44032775
>dating someone you met in a dating app
Bold move

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Ehem, I SAID this thread is in dire need of HAG LEGS

>> No.44036297
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>>44036108
>>44036108

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>>44036108

>> No.44036442
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>>44036108
But those are immoral!

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>>44036408
We need more homo hag action

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>>44036442
Ain’t nothing immoral about loving hags buddy, that’s just plain human nature

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>>44036702

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>>44036784
Hags are made for tender loving
https://files.catbox.moe/asofck.png

>> No.44037927
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>>44037309
But what am I supposed to do when my hag starts acting bratty and teases me?

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>> No.44039092

>>44037927
Put her in her place (consensually)
It’s good to have a mix of hard and soft love, it deepens your relationship by finding boundaries

>> No.44040277

>>44035767
Gotta start somewhere

>> No.44040372
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>>44040277
>>44040277
Start meeting people in real life not in the whore congregation app

>> No.44040604

>>44040372
What if you live in a rural area with no major cities around?
Doesn’t hurt to try your luck if you visit somewhere different for a bit

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>>44040604
>rural area
In those places you usually meet people thanks to people that you already known. Like the cousing of... the sister of the boyfriend of... Dating apps are only good for casual sex. Women only go there to get attention and sex whenever they feel like. You don't wanna spend the rest of your life with a women with that mentality. Trust me.
Btw you live in a rural area? Damn, I'm jealous. I hate the city

>> No.44040808

>>43879556
What the fuck did the AI do to her sleeve.

>> No.44041014
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>>44040697
Scorned haglover, I usually feel the same about dating apps but recently the stars have aligned and all of my friends are dating nice girls who they met on dating apps. I think eventually you just learn to sift through them till you find a good one

>> No.44041207
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>>44041014
Everyone is nice when you don't know them. Most irl cheaters I know, met their boyfriend who they cheated on in Tinder

>> No.44041268

>>43890059
Post more of botan's tits.

>> No.44041291

>>44039092
NTA but what if you're not man enough to put her in place...

>> No.44041338
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>>44041291
Then you become part of her harem

>> No.44041439

>>44041338
B-but... I want her for me only...

>> No.44041509
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>>44041439
You'll have to beat her first

>> No.44041545

>>44041509
But I don't want to hurt her...

>> No.44041558
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>>44041207
I’m just saying not everyone’s a lost cause on those apps. Maybe it differs with age range. You learn to be a better judge of character the older you get so it’s easier to point out disingenuous people from the serious ones. Just make sure to not talk yourself into a corner where all women are evil before you give them a chance

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>>44041558
most women are evil, and you shouldn't always assume everyone is good. You'll get hurt that way.
>>44041545
Wrestling with your hag is fun

>> No.44041808

>>44041620
>Wrestling with your hag is fun
There's only two options
You either let her win and become part of her harem or you break her nose, which one do you choose anon?

>> No.44041832
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>>44041620
I’m the kind of person who’ll give anyone a chance until they prove me wrong. After that it’s over. Maybe a painful way of living but how do you expect to find a genuine connection if you can’t allow yourself to be vulnerable because of your preconceived ideas of someone. Can’t have happiness without pain anon

>> No.44041956

>>44041509
>Botan beating her meat.khamhp

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>>44041808
>or you break her nose
Mom didn't raise a quitter! I'm fine about losing but she has to try it!

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>>44041960
>break both her legs
>let her punch you once
>"Argh! I surrender!"
>You're now part of her harem but she's too weak to handle every single member so she only fucks you
Masterplan

>> No.44042151

>>44041832
You wouldn't go to a prostitution place to find a genuine connection with someone. It's not worth to risk spending you entire life with someone who cheats on your back or is known as the town bycicle just because you're love starved

>> No.44042482

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/all-about-sex/201101/attention-ladies-semen-is-antidepressant
>The effect of semen on mood could be advantageous for sexually active women over age 50 who are experiencing menopausal blues.
Save a life. Creampie your hag.

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>>44042482
Don't forget to administrate her doses orally too

>> No.44043223
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>>44042151
You’re assuming way too much dude. You think anyone who’s ever slept with someone prior to meeting you is a prostitute? No. If you truly wanna meet a nice hag, you’re gonna have to lose this idea of the virginal hag. Also why the fuck would I “risk spending the rest of my life” with someone who’s clearly sketch? Nobody just turns into a cheating whore one day, I’m sure you could see the signs before. You just leave. Incel-kun, do you not talk to people outside of /here/? Not everything in life is black or white you know

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>>44043223
one of the signs is using a sex app cuckchama

>> No.44043888
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>>44043386
I really thought /hag/ was free of these brainrot retards who never log off. I was really trying to talk but oh well my fault for trying. If you’re not gonna learn anything, atleast post some good hags

>> No.44043927

>>44043223
This fucking nigger again

>> No.44043962
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>>44043888
not my fault you get all worked up defending random women that you never met in your life. Also Korone is a good hag

>> No.44044527

>>44041620
>most women are evil
khv?

>> No.44044614
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>>44044527
No, just raised by an all female family, have female fried group and went to a school with more women than men
I've met all kind of women

>> No.44044643

>>44043962
He says as he mentions a woman he'll never meet in his life. Korone was a bully in high school after all.

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>>44044643
You really ate that big rrat huh?

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>>44043962
Never said she wasn’t a good hag. And I'm not getting worked up over hypothetical women, I’m just saddened by your existence.

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>>44044976
I'm laughing at your existence, good luck when someone eventually cheat on you

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What do you think about hags dressing as teenagers?

>> No.44045269

>>44044696
>rrat
You probably think she doesn't have kids too.

>> No.44045790

>>44045126
Needs correction

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>>44045126
Middle aged, plump women attempting to come off as attractive by wearing younger women’s clothing? Fucking hot

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>>44045790
>>44045978
What do we do with these women that try to disguise themselves as young girls

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>>44046074

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>>44036784
I would give Aki the hardest of dickings.

>> No.44047050

>>44046462
Don't break her hips... Again!

>> No.44047113

Can someone give Kaela a kid so she stop grinding in Minecraft?

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>>44047113
Is kaela a confirmed hag? if so, why the fuck is she never posted??

>> No.44047837

>>44047752
>not motherly enough
Also isn't she a cake?

>> No.44047877

>>44047752
>>44047837
I did my reps, and she's a young hag.
>Why the fuck is she never posted
Not that much people here watch the IDs

>> No.44048065

Would you a fat hag cosplayer?
https://twitter.com/Riho_cos/status/1594299297306054656

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>>44047877
I don't watch ID's too much but i've always liked their banter and a couple of them are sex asf. ill try to post kaela now that we know

>> No.44048305

>>44048216
Yeah you should. If you can stand her grinding autism she's pretty entertaining and doesn't involve in any bullshit

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>>44048305
I'll look through my archives for some kaela lewds to feed you boys. Did this general not used to have a pastebin of all known hags? Feels like we could use an update or a refresher

>> No.44049249
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>>44048739
The pastebin is pretty shit, If I'm honest. It includes all women older than 30(sometimes not even that) so it has a lot of nonhags and even non-vtubers. If you looking for a hag you can always ask your fellow anons. I was thinking of making a pastebin and a hag music playlist. But I'm busy with vtleague now

>> No.44049993

>>44049249
vtleague HYPE

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>>44049993

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>>44049249
divegrass anon, always a sight for sore eyes. a new pastebin and playlist would be dope. looking forward to the matches! i can never watch live but i catch the vods tskr yall do good work

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>> No.44052610

>>44048065
If that's what you consider fat, than absolutely

>> No.44052689

>>44047877
This. I'm one of the only residents to post and talk about Reine occasionally here as far as I know

>> No.44052722

>>44052610
I'm really sad that she doesn't have a Mio cosplay fuuuck

>> No.44052904

>>44040277
Sounds like you're starting in a doomed, technology dependent, saturated relationship

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I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THIS HAG

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